[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/bundes/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 474
Thread images: 82

File: IMG_0257.jpg (1MB, 1919x1151px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0257.jpg
1MB, 1919x1151px
Today: >Schalke x Gladbach

Tomorrow: Die Welt
>>
so what do you think about our prospects in the CL? dortmund and münchen are the last men standing, both in the quarter finals. can we do it? is it our year?
>>
>>74580671
Lederbusen can do it (jk they can't.)
>>
why is /bundes/ bunded?

>>74580422
thanks for using the non-gay version of the pic
>>
>>74581137
what do you mean
>>
>>74581133

neverkusen was a disappointment desu. i was really hoping for them, but they choked too much and are falling apart now. my condolences to völler, CHI and rogger.
we have to upgrade, it's always dortmund and münchen. i really hope that RB sorts their shit out and sends leipzig to the cl. fuck salzburg. also hoffenheim could be a big hope.
>>
File: IMG_0271.jpg (680KB, 2048x1444px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0271.jpg
680KB, 2048x1444px
>>74580671
Tßh I unironically can see Dortmund memeing their way to the final. They are fantastic going forward.
>>
>>74581264

---7---7---5---5---9---
-----7---10--7-----

What's up with the tennis posting lately?
>>
>>74581232
RB will become the Atletico of the Bundes
>>
File: IMG_0306.png (2MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0306.png
2MB, 750x1334px
>>74581306
You tell me lad. Also gib carina gf
>>
File: arrest my heart.jpg (18KB, 630x407px) Image search: [Google]
arrest my heart.jpg
18KB, 630x407px
>>74581320

nah I've always been more the kemme guy
>>
File: 1486125390324.jpg (70KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
1486125390324.jpg
70KB, 900x900px
>>74581264

not impossible, but it will be very hard. they will need fixtures with weak defenses, so teams like lestah, manc, juve, real, bayern would mean instant out. barca, atleti, monaco are doable although to some this might sound outrageous.

>>74581318

timo werner to chelsea when?
>>
>>74581487
after Schürrle and Götze, Werner would be a typical Tuchel transfer and they'll have to replace Aubameyang next summer.
>>
File: 1305048417226.png (150KB, 333x333px) Image search: [Google]
1305048417226.png
150KB, 333x333px
hello i am here now
>>
File: 1429478489304.png (67KB, 800x466px) Image search: [Google]
1429478489304.png
67KB, 800x466px
>>74581546

it certainly was strange that he didnt play against dortmund and he is similar to lewandowski back then in terms of being a football robot/ merc. i think they won't do it because of pr reasons, though. their fans REALLY hate RB and im not sure whether they'll take the risk with such a bid.

>>74581570

hello!
>>
>>74581621
they literally brought back Götze to warm their bench (now he's even too lazy to warm the bench). I don't think they give a fuck anymore.
>>
File: 1487852509263.gif (1MB, 287x206px) Image search: [Google]
1487852509263.gif
1MB, 287x206px
>inb4 Götze's metabolism was fucked up by Dortmund fan bullying
>inb4 bullying becomes a new strategy to fuck up leaving players for life
>>
>>74581704
>bully player
>buy him back
huh?!
>>
>>74580422
shit op
>not my /bundes/
>>
File: lucien_favre.jpg (15KB, 262x349px) Image search: [Google]
lucien_favre.jpg
15KB, 262x349px
Genk x Gent

LEL
>>
>>74581971
fuck off customer
>>
>>74581986
x Genf
>>
going to eat noddles and tomato sauce later
>>
>>74581952
HUH HUH HUH?!?
>>
>>74580422
>not using that sergi-roberto-BUNDESLIGA pic
come on burger
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxMvNtdQURQ

Taktiktuchel + Barca = Love

He's so happy~~~~
>>
>>74583240
>PLS SIGN ME, BARCELONA
>PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>BVB staff in charge of being loyal
first Aubameyang, now Tuchel
>>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
File: schalkelol.jpg (1MB, 1400x735px) Image search: [Google]
schalkelol.jpg
1MB, 1400x735px
>>74585561
ZEIT FUER SCHALKE
>>
File: 1475339178576.webm (399KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
1475339178576.webm
399KB, 1024x576px
Have you worshipped your savior yet, shareholders?
>>
come on hun

>>74585891
literally me
>>
File: 1484940644090.jpg (81KB, 528x729px) Image search: [Google]
1484940644090.jpg
81KB, 528x729px
finally based Geis is back
>>
File: IMG_0199.jpg (149KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0199.jpg
149KB, 1920x1080px
The masked man will score
>>
Schalke should score before half time
>>
>>74586219
yeah, M'Gladbach scores a lot during second halves
>>
>Schalke
>>
File: schalke.png (329KB, 560x396px) Image search: [Google]
schalke.png
329KB, 560x396px
>Schalke
>>
>Schalke
>>
>Schalke


Rate Hofmann tho tbqh
>>
>Schalke
>>
>Schalke
>>
File: CIA.png (249KB, 406x403px) Image search: [Google]
CIA.png
249KB, 406x403px
>>74586193

tell me about kolasinac. why does he wear the mask?
>>
Why is there a masked man on the field
>>
>this whole situation and goal

My sides
>>
BASED GOATetzka created dat shit
>>
BURGSTALLER
>>
>>74586396

because he is the hero that schalke needs.
>>
File: 1488925675299.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
1488925675299.jpg
1MB, 2560x1440px
>>74586567
If gladbach take off his mask will he die?
>>
>>74586387
he is a man of big stature
>>
Hello is Düsseldorf a nice city?
>>
>>74588030
maybe
>>
>>74588030

meh
>>
Decent enough from Copenhagen tonight.
A bit disappointing they couldn't keep a clean sheet with their excellent defense, but then who can be expected to stop Kasper Dolberg from scoring?
No Zanka in Amsterdam will be a huge loss, but I guess Klaasen sort of cancels it out.
>>
File: IMG_0203.jpg (1MB, 1978x2860px)
IMG_0203.jpg
1MB, 1978x2860px
>>74588246
FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

Jk missed you bruv
>>
>>74588246
Dolberg's goal was offside
>>
>>74588350
I think it could be debated
>>
NO FUCKING WAY
sommer's in full beast mode tonight
>>
Bonjourrrrrrrrr
>>
>>74586387
He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh
A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous
Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird shit
They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit
>>
File: 146003187490.jpg (45KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]
146003187490.jpg
45KB, 600x800px
>>74588030
NO!
>>
test
>>
File: IMG_0307.jpg (40KB, 620x387px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0307.jpg
40KB, 620x387px
>>74588030
>ask this question
>knife attack occurs
WEW
>>
apparently me, denmark and that other guy are back

schalke was clearly the better team today, but they did not convert their chances. also the crosses have been terrible this season
>>
>>74585891
Yes :3
>>
>>74590430
>that other guy
Rude.

But yes they dominated 2nd half. Most teams these days don't crosse well and now Crosses are pretty inherently low percentage tho 2bh
>>
sorry i couldn't reminder the third one, but i think it was american flag
>>
/sp/ and /bundes/ would be a better place if /bintpol/ scum like you would get permabanned.
thanks for reading.
>>
hehe rude

ur welcome
>>
>>74590531
Kc np gg
>>
>>74590500
You don't know what you're talking about
>>
thought the same but didnt want to be rude again
>>
>>74590611
Do tell me which teams outside of the elite consistently create chances from crosses.
>>
creating chances from crosses is bread&butter

everyone does it
>>
Where can I find detailed statistics on the bundesliga so that I may prove me self correct?
>>
like in depth statistics or the usual stuff like possession and whatnot?
>>
>>74591103
In depth nigga
>>
>>74590982
Sites like InStat if you have the money, bundesliga.de, whoscored and tm.de if you're poor like me.
>>
then you should start with "packing rate"

most in depth stat you can get
>>
Memes and shitposting aside, "packing rate" is one of the more usefull stats TV stations throw around during games desu.
>>
i thought it was neat aswell
>>
>>74591188
Oh and squawka.com of course.
>>
good night bundesu
>>
>>74591346
good night
>>
Here are proofs that crosses are low percentage.

>>74591188
>>74591298
thanks, this should tickle my fancy for a bit. You know if any of those sites allow data to be downloaded?
>>
Yes, gooood night!
>>
File: bundes.sleepy..jpg (71KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
bundes.sleepy..jpg
71KB, 640x360px
>>74591464
no idea.
I'm going to sleep now too.
good night
>>
>>74592043
Good night sweet cheeks and, hey, thanks again.
>>
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood meeeeerning
>>
Yes, gooooooood morning!!!
>>
denmark and i were back yesterday already
>>
>>74599617
>denmark and i

>>74599256
>>
huh? i dont get it
>>
File: okkkkk.jpg (36KB, 750x421px) Image search: [Google]
okkkkk.jpg
36KB, 750x421px
Hello Bundesliga.
>>
hallo
>>
File: hm.png (39KB, 344x517px) Image search: [Google]
hm.png
39KB, 344x517px
Redpill me on TSV 1860 München.
>>
chad has a retarded brother who everyone feels sorry for

his brothers name is TSV 1860 München
>>
Yo niggas
Apologize
>>
"no"
>>
rate my maymay >>74600699
>>
>>74600734
I like it.
>>
File: IMG_0270.jpg (132KB, 504x470px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0270.jpg
132KB, 504x470px
>>74600734
Pretty insensitive tbqh. Fat lives matter (but really I don't get the hate for goetze. Hopefully he will return healthy and happy for both human reasons and because he is a heck of a soccer player thanks for reading and remember to rate comment and subscribe).
>>
it's okay

i do like >>74600751 more though
>>
I need new glasses frames. which should I get? t oval faec

>>74600766
t. >>74600751
>>
pretty shitty games this matchday
>>
wrong matchday americlap
>>
File: 1387272762049.jpg (30KB, 629x526px) Image search: [Google]
1387272762049.jpg
30KB, 629x526px
>>74601020
>>
you now remember Nuri Sahin
>>
could be great
>>
>>74601039
>>74601041
*slyly delets post*
2bh I just looked at the logos above the matches rather than reading the names.
>>74601075
Dirtmund will not lose
>>
you now remember Gina Wild
>>
>>74601075
sounds reasonable imo
>>
welp embolo is finished. rip
>>
>>74601086
>Dirtmund will not lose
based Hertha is goat at home and Doofmund is in another hype phase, meaning they are about to fall off again for at least a few matches
>>
i still think that slimy greek should be hanged
>>
Thomas Müller goals in the bundes so far: 1
>>
>>74601075
>Ingolstadt 2 Cologne 0
pls delet
>>
>>74601096
>Am Sonntag empfängt der FC Schalke den Ex-Klub seines Trainers Markus Weinzierl, den FC Augsburg. Im Hinspiel hatte sich Breel Embolo das Sprunggelenk sowie das Wadenbein gebrochen, ein Comeback war für April angedacht. Vor dem neuerlichen Aufeinandertreffen musste Weinzierl nun aber eine bittere Botschaft verkünden: Es gab einen Reha-Rückschlag für den teuersten Spieler der Vereinsgeschichte, Embolo wird in dieser Saison wohl nicht mehr zum Einsatz kommen.
rip in pieces
>>
>>74601147
it's almost sad.
>>
>>74601090

>Gina Wild

What did she? Like 5 movies? I never understood how she could become such a meme considering the short career. I guess it's because she did only vanilla shit where normies weren't too afraid to admit that they watched pornos.

>inb4 underage

I watched her in her prime before even having internet access.
>>
>>74601147
not like it really matters, schalke's season is over already anyway.
>>
File: 1398507737209.jpg (206KB, 610x450px) Image search: [Google]
1398507737209.jpg
206KB, 610x450px
>it's a no WC/EC/olympics year
>next WC/EC/olympics are all going to be shit
>>
File: 1305048417226_1.png (149KB, 343x343px) Image search: [Google]
1305048417226_1.png
149KB, 343x343px
hello i am here now
>>
>>74601075
denmark is not a slut respect her
>>
t. slut
>>
>>74601286
She did multiple piss scenes, lots of anal and fisting. I don't know what your definition of vanilla is but Gina Wild doesn't seem to fit
>>
File: burgers.png (1KB, 126x126px) Image search: [Google]
burgers.png
1KB, 126x126px
Will they finally go down?
>>
>>74602446
yes
>>
i fear not
>>
File: IMG_8317.jpg (566KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8317.jpg
566KB, 2048x1536px
Guess where I am right now?
>>
>>74602918
Timestamp or didnt happen
>>
>>74602928
I wanted you to say Millerntor and then I'd reply "No, at home on my couch".
>>
>>74602918
last time i was there the away fans stood on the other side
>>
>>74602918
your parents home
>>
>>74602918
Millerntor
>>
File: IMG_8318.jpg (729KB, 2048x1715px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8318.jpg
729KB, 2048x1715px
>>74603007
No, at home on my couch

>>74602999
Yes, I was lying above, they're coming back on Sunday.
>>
File: file.png (860KB, 675x1000px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
860KB, 675x1000px
>>74602918
what there's to eat there friend?
>>
BASED BOCHUM
>>
>shitgart
>>
>>74603022
is that cheese and a slice of pizza? checked.

>>74603021
will you welcome them back and ask them to show you the pictures they took
>>
File: Unbenannt-1.gif (2MB, 451x209px) Image search: [Google]
Unbenannt-1.gif
2MB, 451x209px
time for some stretches
>>
>>74602446
maybe
>>
File: IMG_8319.jpg (554KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8319.jpg
554KB, 2048x1365px
I've watched a lot of football this week.

>>74603022
I'm making chicken and asparagus tartlets.

>>74603032
Yes, I won't have to ask hehe.
Mothers, am I right?
>>
post that face when thiago doesnt get injured all season
>>
File: mirage.jpg (13KB, 268x188px) Image search: [Google]
mirage.jpg
13KB, 268x188px
>>74603071
>asparagus tartlets
I would eat it, but I wouldn't like it
>>
>>74603117
mfw
>>
File: IMG_8320.jpg (168KB, 1257x986px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8320.jpg
168KB, 1257x986px
>>74603117
>>
well a phone call just changed my weekend. but its not too bad, i will do something i can enjoy

>>74603139
good face
>>
>>74603147
>i will do something i can enjoy
burying yourself alive?
>>
File: IMG_8321.jpg (80KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8321.jpg
80KB, 960x540px
>>74603134
Lol that's not it.
They're going to look like this. Thick, creamy sauce made from asparagus water, cream, butter and flour.
>>
File: Happy Thiago.webm (3MB, 711x400px) Image search: [Google]
Happy Thiago.webm
3MB, 711x400px
>>74603117
my face when
>>
>>74603163
>made from asparagus water
hehe, okay

nice appetizer you got there
>>
>>74603163
just say Mehlschwitze mit Sahne for fucks sake
>>
going to Lidl now
>>
>>74603216
to buy what
>>
>>74603231
love
>>
>>74603187
Okay, I didn't know what name it had in German.

>>74603183
Hmm no it will be my main course.
>>
>>74603231
meat and canned tomatoes
>>
>>74603240
i dont believe you

>>74603264
okay

>>74603257
what about the chicken then
>>
>buying meat from lidl
lamo
>>
>>74603273
It's in the tartlets along with the asparagus????
>>
>14 degrees and sunshine, no clouds
will be a good sunday with beer and food and the outdoors

>>74603071
yeah, mothers
>>
>>74603287
okay, i understand

will you eat it with knife and fork?
>>
>>74603307
Yes
>>
>>74603321
hm okay
>>
I'm literally bundes today
>>
Juventus - Milan tonight, starts fifteen minutes after the Bundesliga match.
>>
who /drinking/ here
>>
Leverkusen: Leno, Henrichs, Dragovic, Toprak, Wendell, Baumgartlinger, Kampl, Bellarabi, Volland, Brandt, Hernandez

Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Bauer, Veljkovic, Grillistch, Eggestein, Junuzovic, Bartels, Kruse
>>
>>74603516
sorry, but I don't like to watch irrelevant leagues

gonna probably watch the baseball instead
>>
>>74603549
Very good choice.
>>
>>74603540
>Grillitsch + Maxi Eggestein midfield

It's all ogre now
>>
What part of bundes are you lads from?
>>
>>74603659
The part with all the Bayern bandwagoners
>>
>>74603534
yes
>>
>poorlin
>>
can based Aue aue mein Bein do it?
>>
nobody cares, dumbers
>>
>>74604252
I'm not dumbers and I think dumbers hates Aue
>>
File: 1489096743339.jpg (36KB, 782x585px) Image search: [Google]
1489096743339.jpg
36KB, 782x585px
>mfw 2 Hauptstadtclubs in the Bundesliga
>>
>I can't see Baumgartlinger's glorious curls anymore
OH THE HUMANITY!
>>
>>74604307
She goes to watch them live
>>
>>74602446
no
>>
VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND
>>
>Bremen
>>
who were the guys in the stands they showed celebrating for leverkusen
>>
>>74604507
Löw, Völler and Schade
>>
>>74604507
Guinea pigs
>>
Funny
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/mar/12/europeanfootball.sport1?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>
>>74604602
not gonna read that
>>
>>74602918
Tillernmor
>>
>>74604687
Well it's Sid Lowe writing anout this new phenomenon called Lionel Messi in 2007.
>>
On this day, 19 years ago:
https://youtu.be/yU5bqG9Fx8g
>>
Chicharito making loads of good runs. Why won't they pass to him?
>>
>>74604812
hehe

>>74604833
they rather pass to the opponent
>>
will you buy the dip in the next few days?
>>
File: dip.jpg (77KB, 672x535px) Image search: [Google]
dip.jpg
77KB, 672x535px
yes
>>
Bundesu~
>>
Hello I am tram who winning? How many goals have been scored from a cross?
>>
>>74605197
hi tram
Volland scored a goal
>>
>>74605248
Is 1-0 vizeküssen?
>>
>>74605274
yea
>>
>>74605291
Okay. Do you want to machst küssen?(I'm a girrrrrrl btw)
>>
>>74605344
depends on how hübsch you are
>>
my eyes are weary and hurt. i did a lot today
>>
but you didnt die yet

sad!
>>
>" [Emre Mor] ist ein außergewöhnliches Talent, von dieser Meinung gehen wir auch nicht weg. Er hat Tempo, Beschleunigung, aber trotzdem ist er zu uns gekommen nach einem halben Jahr als Profi. Das war ein großer Schritt, er unterliegt Leistungsschwankungen. Das ist aber ganz normal“, sagte Tuchel...
>Mor müsse „den ganzen Beruf auf dem höchsten Niveau, das er hier vorfindet, erst einmal lernen. Und das geht weit darüber hinaus, nur Talent zu haben. Emre gibt sich Mühe ohne Ende und wir werden nicht aufhören, ihn zu unterstützen. Er ist in der Lage, ein besonderer Spieler zu werden“
_______________________________________

>[...] laut englischer Medienberichte steht [Nabi Keita] unter anderem beim FC Liverpool, Atlético Madrid, Borussia Dortmund und Real Madrid auf dem Zettel.
>Die Nase vorn im Rennen um Keïta soll jedoch Leipzigs Ligakonkurrent FC Bayern München haben. Der Rekordmeister fasse den Rechtsfuß als möglichen Ersatz für den am Saisonende zurücktretenden Xabi Alonso ins Auge...
>>
File: breitmaulnashorn.jpg (23KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
breitmaulnashorn.jpg
23KB, 400x300px
Nenne drei gute Netzseiten in deutscher Sprache
>>
>>74605457
why would they sell Keita lol
>>
>>74605463
lachschon
pr0gramm
fette mama
>>
>>74605463
What kind of "Netzseiten"?

>>74605476
beats me
>>
>>74605457
>buyern
>>
File: 1434447923172.gif (2MB, 240x320px) Image search: [Google]
1434447923172.gif
2MB, 240x320px
Pizza when?
>>
>>74605457

t*rks are so buttmad about tuchel regarding the mor situation that it's embarassing.
>>
>>74605814
soon
>>
>>74605463
weltfussball.de
ardtext.de
teletext.ch
>>
>>74605876
are they? got any links?
>>
leno dead
>>
>Gebre Selassie
>>
>>74605981
Wat nou?
>>
>>74605918

what do you want from me?
>>
Pow! Right in the kisser
>>
Delaney on
>>
That's either no foul or a red card.
>>
File: ouch.png (320KB, 736x417px) Image search: [Google]
ouch.png
320KB, 736x417px
>>
>>74605814
funny dog
>>
>commentator joking about german stoppage time
>>
>>74606030
on what?
>>
>>74605992
idk. some link?!
>>
>>74606074
the pitch, duh
>>
>>74606074
on the pitch
>>
>>74606074
yer mum
>>
Sane barely did anything wrong
>>
So Brel ebola is kill?
>>
File: 197346.png (426KB, 740x392px)
197346.png
426KB, 740x392px
CUTE
>>
>>74606080

then you are asking the wrong person. im not the guy for that, sorry.
>>
>>74606117
well he isn't going to play another game during this season.
>>
Will pizza deliver?
>>
PIZZA TIME!
>>
>>74606189
Yes, comrade
>>
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
>>
>>74606189
DELIVERY

>leno
>>
>>74606208

>>74606208

>>74606208
>>
WERDER
>>
where??
>>
>>74606188
no need to apologize
>>
top kek

>>74606117
>it's a >schalke record signing turns into a huge drama episode
>>
>>74606278
meant to reply to >>74606172
>>
What does Werder mean
>>
who /heuteshow/ here?
>>
>>74606315
Werder - WE R welcoming to DER immigrants
>>
>>74606315
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadtwerder
>>
>>74606315
As far as I know "Werder" is the (north) german word for a river island/holm.
>>
File: 1488925998867.jpg (192KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]
1488925998867.jpg
192KB, 1024x683px
Good morning

It's 11:13 island time

Looking forward to our Augsburg fixture on Sunday
>>
>>74606326
maybe
>>
>>74606429
>hawai'i
Kawaii though Did zuckerburg steal your land yet?
>>
>get a new coach
>stil only draw Werder
>>
>Neverkusen
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>74606460
How do you know I live on Kauai

And no I live in a wealthy area, he's not stealing anyone's land
>>
>Leverkusen
>>
>>74606429
this cat looks depressed
>>
File: IMG_0308.jpg (66KB, 678x749px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0308.jpg
66KB, 678x749px
>>74606492
Can I have some money mate?
>>
>Wendlel
>>
where is Gnabry?
>>
>>74606505
It's a mountain lion in a zoo, good reason to be depressed
>>
>>74606573
Sore knee
>>
damn
>>
>>74606573
injured
>>
ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA
>>
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>
>Bremen
Is eggelstein literally retarded?
>>
top kek Werder you fucking mongs
>>
BENAL

:DDDd
>>
AHAHAHHAHHA

LELERKUSEN
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>lost a bet again due to a penalty miss
how is this allowed?
>>
>Toprak
Top fucking kek
>>
That turks hair is full JUST
>>
Topkek
>>
JUST NEVERKUSEN MY SHIT UP
>>
>Neverkusen
AHAAHAHA
>>
File: alles_Lächlies7.jpg (3KB, 87x125px) Image search: [Google]
alles_Lächlies7.jpg
3KB, 87x125px
W I E D W A L D

I

E

W

A

L

D
>>
>letting a CB shoot a penalty
>>
how can one team be so such a disgusting bunch of losers and chokers
>>
File: weeeeeeeehhhhh.gif (646KB, 512x481px) Image search: [Google]
weeeeeeeehhhhh.gif
646KB, 512x481px
ebin
>>
File: IMG_0194.jpg (41KB, 600x838px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0194.jpg
41KB, 600x838px
>have kiessling Leverkusens best scorer of the past decade
>have toppukekku take the penal

Never change neverkusen
>>
File: lel.jpg (40KB, 803x494px) Image search: [Google]
lel.jpg
40KB, 803x494px
>>
File: fuck_you31.jpg (25KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
fuck_you31.jpg
25KB, 640x480px
GET FUCKED NEVERKUSEN!!11
>>
Toprak already preparing for the final shootout in the cup against Bayern next year
>>
>>74606685
Mind if I save this animated gif?
>>
>>74606703
So beautiful! :---DDDDDDD
>>
>>74606719
it's all yours mi amigo
>>
Ihr Fotzen, jetzt wird auf den Beat eingestochen!
>>
i reckon that i have tipped correctly today in my Tippspiel
>>
File: 1561465.png (485KB, 741x416px) Image search: [Google]
1561465.png
485KB, 741x416px
hope you all have your present ready for Hennes the goat
>>
File: 1589616549864.jpg (59KB, 600x700px) Image search: [Google]
1589616549864.jpg
59KB, 600x700px
>letting a CB shot a game deciding penalty
>>
File: IMG_0300.jpg (12KB, 177x128px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0300.jpg
12KB, 177x128px
>>74606860
>a CB who literally declared that he is leaving the team to join a rival club
>>
>>74606835
thx, it is my birthday today

it was a shit birthday like always
>>
cant get smooth skin on my chest, even though I use peeling and lotion
>>
File: IMG_0218.jpg (17KB, 248x241px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0218.jpg
17KB, 248x241px
>>74606940
Awwwww :( happy birthday mein friend. I hope this year will bring forth some good happenings for you
>>
happy birthday

how old
>>
File: IMG_0295.jpg (239KB, 900x1607px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0295.jpg
239KB, 900x1607px
>>74607043
I have exactly 17 chest hairs and my nipple hair is both extremely long and numerous
>>
>>74607043
just use cum

you will have to renew it every few hours, though
>>
Anyone have a webm of the penalty? I just got home from training and missed the game.

>tfw vier Spiele ohne Niederlage
Feels good.
>>
File: ES1.jpg (129KB, 1920x1077px) Image search: [Google]
ES1.jpg
129KB, 1920x1077px
>>74606940
>counting your chest hair
>>
File: IMG_0311.jpg (532KB, 680x906px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0311.jpg
532KB, 680x906px
>>74607237
>not counting your chest hairs
>>
>>74607055
thx man.
>>74607082
thx, 33

>>74607094
I hardly have any hair on my chest anyway, thats not the problem. But I used to have nicer skin. Dont know what happened, maybe lack of sun.
>>
>>74606860
Which game was it? Couldn't watch football today.
>>
File: julia.jpg (751KB, 1656x1107px) Image search: [Google]
julia.jpg
751KB, 1656x1107px
>>74607325
She should be a Habsburg princess
>>
File: aa6decb037.webm (2MB, 879x475px) Image search: [Google]
aa6decb037.webm
2MB, 879x475px
there you go
>>
>>74607341
Leverkusen : Bremen
>>
>>74607172
check
www.flashscore.com/match/61k8d03p/#video
>>
>>74607451
Thank you.

What a lovely day.
>>
File: IMG_0312.jpg (399KB, 589x750px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0312.jpg
399KB, 589x750px
>>74607396
I agree.
>>
Is it just me or is every second penalty in the last few weeks being missed?
>>
Neverkusen fans should really consider to commit suicide.
>>
pretty sure this year is worst penalty convert rate
>>
File: 1332023970001.png (43KB, 534x627px) Image search: [Google]
1332023970001.png
43KB, 534x627px
>>
>>74607725
>>74607670
Or maybe the goalies have just become rly good at saving them.
>>
File: vaab.jpg (78KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
vaab.jpg
78KB, 1280x720px
jerking to Barbara on NDR right now
>>
nice, good choice
>>
File: SV 17.10.2019.png (116KB, 768x954px) Image search: [Google]
SV 17.10.2019.png
116KB, 768x954px
>>
>>74607864
hm ok, thx

I also hate this discussion about "es fehlen die Typen, mal einer der dazwischen haut, ein richtiger Tiger wie der Effe"
>>
>>74607916
>I also hate this discussion about "es fehlen die Typen, mal einer der dazwischen haut, ein richtiger Tiger wie der Effe"

But it's true. There are no proper leaders and divers, real Kampfsäue like Effe, Möller, Loddar etc any more.

Timo Werner is our only hope in this regard
>>
>>74607952
>Timo Werner is our only hope in this regard
made me chuckle
>>
>>74607995
desu the Suarez dive for the penal was a work of art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNUpIXXikCI

I can watch it for days.
>>
File: IMG_0240.jpg (1MB, 3800x2800px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0240.jpg
1MB, 3800x2800px
>>74607816
>not jerking it to Ina's nacht mit Nora
>>
File: C6jTp9iVwAA7MAt.jpg (118KB, 1130x1200px) Image search: [Google]
C6jTp9iVwAA7MAt.jpg
118KB, 1130x1200px
>broken foot
ugh
>>
does anyone here actually visit /int/ regularly?
>>
ok what can i do now? im bored.
>>
>>74608369
I don't
>>
>>74608369

not since they started segregating into language-based threads. worst shit ever.
>>
whistle your willy
>>
Anyone in Berlin? Why aren't you clubbing? Mitte here, doing my Hausarbeiten and procrastinating
>>
Talk about local rivalry!
12 yellow cards today in the East Jylland derby between AGF and Randers.
Only two of them went to the same player, bringing the total number of cards to 13.
New Superliga record!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDpiDwyOJE

Any of you cats watch the Goldene Kamera?
>>
no.

already cringing when i see the thumbnail
>>
Former Hamburger and current Randers sporting director Michael Gravgaard released a video in which he simulated sitting on the toilet, wiping his bottom with ex Dortmund and Randers player Amini's AGF shirt before the match.

This action may have contributed to the bad blood during the game.
>>
>>74607952
>divers
?
>>
>>74608638
top banter
>>
File: IMG_0267.jpg (307KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0267.jpg
307KB, 1600x1200px
>>74608465
>Berlin

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday she tells him she's in church but she doesn't go cuz she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
>>
>>74608465
Make sure to clean your cum rag and empty the piss bottles
>>
good night bundesu
>>
Yes, good night!
>>
Good morning German bears :-------- D
>>
>>74607816
>>74608248

Tßh Ina Müller is hotter than Nora and Babsi
>>
>>74608369
>/int/
Isn't it still a leftypol containment board full of SJWs and and babbies who need a save space to protect them from the ebil rayciss world? Because this is the reason why I left some time ago.

>>74608465
>clubbing
How pleb are you? Clubbing is literally the prime activity for Sörens and Maltes. Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.
>>
>>74615614
Forgot pic
>>
time for breakfast
>>
>>74615656

>Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.

That's because you're an autistic faggot
>>
>>74609528

This movie is godlike. Too bad that in Germany there is only the cencored version of it...

>>74615813
Fuck off! Make your girlfriend breakfast first.
>>
sun is shining


time to turn up some music in order to get into moving mood

>>74615882
i dont have a girlfriend
>>
>>74615656
i like to dance to music and to show off. im good with my body
>>
>>74615887
Get a girlfriend first
>>
i wonder what demnach is dreaming right now

i had a very naughty dream with fingering and squirting

>>74615896
okay

no
>>
>>74615887
>time to turn up some music in order to get into moving mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig
>>
>>74615873
>That's because you're an autistic faggot

hmmm...really...made me think! Why do you think is this?

>LMAO I GOT SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY LAST WEEKEND I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING! ONLY THAT I SUCKED AT LEAST 5 DICKS XDDDD
>NOHOMO BRO

Yeah, really sounds like fun time...

>>74615893
>im good with my body

What does this have to do with anything?
>>
>>74615916
initial d
>>
>>74615938
clubbing is what 12 year old's think adults do
>>
>>74615938
>What does this have to do with anything?
i couldnt show off if i wasnt

in response to

>Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.

i can enjoy myself at a club because i am good with my body, which resulsts in me being good at dancing to music which leads to me showing off
>>
>>74615969
adults dont do clubbing
>>
>>74615989
exactly
>>
A lot of edge in here this morning, especially >>74615656
>>
>>74616016
good morning to you too
>>
>>74615979

Are you retarded?

>i can enjoy myself at a club because i am good with my body
False! You're implying that there is a connection between a good body and enjoying clubbing. This is worng:.
Proof: I am fit and good with my body, yet I find this type of activity and all dancing (unless it's some of the few classic dances) retarded.
So, maybe it's: if you're good with your body, you can enjoy dancing or not, but if you're not you definetly can't?
False! Even fat chicks and girls who are concerned about their weight can enjoy clubbing.

This statement has been disproven.

>which results in me being good at dancing to music
Your assuming that being good with his own body/being fit leads to being good at dancing.
False! In fact there are lots of professional athletes who neither have issues with their bodies or not "fit enough" for dancing, yet some of them look lile turbo-autists while dancing.
On the other hand their are lots of people with bodies which are not considered "fit" who are good dancers.
There is no connection what so ever.

>which leads to me showing off
You're implying that people who are good at something automatically tend to show it off. This is such a nonsense based on wrong premisses it doesn't even need a conrtradiction or example to be disproven.

Whatever floats your boat, but please don't make a fool of you by trying to rationalize your bullshit behaviour.
>>
yesterday i asked you if you _WILL_ buy the dip.

today i ask you if you _HAVE_ bought the dip (yet).

So, have you bought the dip yet?
>>
everyone stop the aspergers, we have a matchday to discuss

2ND BUNDES
>Hannober - 1860
>Würzburg - Dynamo

1ND BUNDES
>Hertha - BVB
>Intestinecity - Mainz
>RB - WOB
>Freiburg - Hoffenheim
>Bayern - Frankfurt
and later
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
>>
>>74616123
>Are you retarded?
apparently, yes, but in my opinion im just the absolute opposite of a normie which only makes me look retarded in a normies eyes

>>74616123
>there is a connection between a good body and enjoying clubbing
yes that is of course true. a jason statham body is more likely to feel better under people than a 150kg hambeast.

>>74616123
>I am fit and good with my body, yet I find this type of activity and all dancing (unless it's some of the few classic dances) retarded.
different people like different things. i understand

>>74616123
>Even fat chicks and girls who are concerned about their weight can enjoy clubbing.
98% of them are just pretending.

>So, maybe it's: if you're good with your body, you can enjoy dancing or not, but if you're not you definetly can't?
False!
i agree

>Your assuming that being good with his own body/being fit leads to being good at dancing.
no, i just tried to sound sophisticated

>False!
i agree

>There is no connection what so ever.
i agree

>You're implying that people who are good at something automatically tend to show it off.
no, and neither am i. again i just tried to sound aggravating. what i meant to say was: i secretly like the attention

>This is such a nonsense based on wrong premisses it doesn't even need a conrtradiction or example to be disproven.
i agree

>Whatever floats your boat, but please don't make a fool of you by trying to rationalize your bullshit behaviour.
okay
>>
>>74616161
i wont be here for it. my train goes in an hour and 15 minutes
>>
>>74616177
see >>74616161
>>
>>74616195
i wont be here for it. my train goes in an hour and 15 minutes
>>
>>74616198
shouldn't it be an hour and 10 minutes now
>inb4 stop the aspergers
ok ok
>>
>The number one thing that employers want is obedience
>>
Good morining! Is this /autism/?

What's your schedule for today?

I was planning to watch biathlon at 12, The Bundes at 15:30, Top-Spiel at 18:30 and tennis at 20:30.

Then I saw that biathlon is actually at 15:10. What do?
>>
>>74616262
morning, no

taking bus and train and taxi then drinking beer with friends and meeting an old friend and barbecueing and more drinking and maybe clubbing

watch biathlon over football
>>
>>74616228
>The number one thing that employers want is obedience

This is empirically true, but rationally utter bullshit.
>>
>>74616161
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
""""Top Spiel""""
>>
ugh, just let this thread die
>>
we are all rooting for /Our Guys/ Leipzig today, right?
>>
File: Marco Reus.jpg (43KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]
Marco Reus.jpg
43KB, 650x650px
F
>>
>>74616498
I just now realise how anglo Reus actually looks
>>
>>74616262
Watch biathlon instead of diveball
>>
>>74616495
yes
>>
>>74616495
Leipzig against Wolfsburg is pretty much "pest vs Cholera" desu.
>>
>74616161
Hertha - BVB 1:2
Intestinecity - Mainz 0:2
RB - WOB 3:0
Freiburg - Hoffenheim 2:3
Bayern - Frankfurt bayern wins lol
>>
>>74616569
forgot
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
0:1
>>
File: Bild-02.jpg (121KB, 900x627px)
Bild-02.jpg
121KB, 900x627px
>>74616161

>Hertha 2:3 BVB
>Intestinecity 1:1 Mainz
>RB 5:0 WOB
>Freiburg 2:0 Hoffenheim
>Bayern 0:1 Frankfurt

>Ingo 0:3 Göln :DDD

>>74616495
Obviously. I already heard from lot of people that they are rootin for /leipzig/ today. Mostly because they see a chance for Shitburg to get relegated. Feels good not being the bad guys for once though...

>>74616558
>pretty much pest vs Cholera

Hehe, you're a funny guy, customer. But I have to tell, it sounds fitting since you can recover from both. Unlike bAIDSern Muncheat of course.
>>
File: 142014946568.jpg (8KB, 180x195px) Image search: [Google]
142014946568.jpg
8KB, 180x195px
lol.
I'm one of the biggest anti bayern trolls on here.
>>
>BoKUSSEa Dortmund

LOL
>>
File: 142014946568.jpg (12KB, 180x195px) Image search: [Google]
142014946568.jpg
12KB, 180x195px
I'm not a dortmund fan either
>>
>thinking I'm talking about you
Get a load of this narcissist!
>>
File: IMG_8328.jpg (596KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8328.jpg
596KB, 2048x1536px
>>
File: 1684156656.jpg (176KB, 550x757px) Image search: [Google]
1684156656.jpg
176KB, 550x757px
>>74616686
>>
he is right about clubbing tho. it's pathetic
>>
also from what i can tell there are quite alot of SJW in /deutsch/, but it's still cute
>>
File: K.D..png (28KB, 443x216px) Image search: [Google]
K.D..png
28KB, 443x216px
interdasting
>>
Do Buyernfags just try hard to meme this "lol not everybody hates us, just mad shareholders"-shit into reality or do they really not realize that behind every "I hate Buyern AND Dirtmund equaly" and "I'm supported of <insert random club> but I hate Dortmund more than Bayern" is actually a Buyern shill?
>>
I'm pretty leftist myself but I yet have to met a "SJW" in real life.
>>
>>74616735
>I'm pretty leftist myself

what do you mean?
>>
>>74616735
stop derailing the thread, Shaun-Mark.
>>
>>74616731
Gevin G.?
>>
>>74616747
sorry
>>
File: dinos3.gif (313KB, 300x182px) Image search: [Google]
dinos3.gif
313KB, 300x182px
Bin daaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wer noch?!?!?!?!
>>
>>74616763
Kevin Danso, Augsburg
>>
>>74616773
Augsburgo is my favourite La Liga team
>>
>>74616747
>>74616764
>Shaun-mark
who's that?
>>
>>74616733
Buyernfags are trying wayyyyyyyyyy too hard to build up based BVB as the most hated club of /bundes/, while bandwagoning the consumers so they can present them as a much more healthy alternative to our Dortmund. Truly, customers know no shame.
>>
>>74616780
him
>>
>>74616782
I used to be a Stuttgart bandwagoner because I liked the kits but now I unironically support RB.
>>
I LOVE the Fußball-Club Bayern, München e.V.
>>
>>74616786
my name is not Shaun
>>
Consumers 3:1 Car sellers
Dopers 2:2 Programmers
Old Ladys 0:4 Shareholders
Customers 1:1 Eagles
Intestiners 0:2 Carnivalers
Car Mechanics 2:0 Costumiers
>>
It's impossible to be /pol/ and a proper football fan at the same time.
Racists and bigots can never truly appreciate the most global and diverse sport in the world.
>>
>>74616733
I hate buyern and dislike some of Dortmunds fan base. I feel that I'm representative for most of football germany.
>>
>>74616805
yet
>>
>>74616819
you just have to remind us you're a woman, don't you
>>
Hrgota any good? Also Isak might get his first chance today.
>>
>>74616826
yet what?
>>
>>74616833
Quiet Shaun
>>
huuuuhhhh???
>>
File: 1455190915101.jpg (21KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
1455190915101.jpg
21KB, 480x360px
>>74616819
Hitler himself admired niggers for their speed, it's very possible. If anything football proves racist right in pretty much every way. Asians are small fast and play overly complicated while the pacey nog just tries to hoof into the goal somehow. And Arabs are completely useless in football as well.
>>
>>74616849
>Zidane was useless

racists btfo
>>
>>74616819
>Racists and bigots can never truly appreciate the most global and diverse sport in the world.

Totally agree on this. Unfortunately many people fail to see who "racist" and "bigots" are. Only true nationalist are advocation a true diversity and Frieden zwischen allen Völkern der Erde while """"anti-racists""" try to uniform everything.
>>
>>74616849
How to explain why China are so bad at football?
>>
File: Bildschirmfoto.jpg (36KB, 695x172px) Image search: [Google]
Bildschirmfoto.jpg
36KB, 695x172px
>>74616782

This is actually true. I wrote something like this a while ago.
>>
>>74616857
berbers aren't arabs
>>
>>74616849
>he doesn't know based Majed Abdullah
>>
>racists and bigots
lmao i bet denmark is a nigger lover
>>
Multi-culti can work but we have to accept that white culture is a thing too. There is no way to force everyone to be the same, prejudice is hard-wired into our brains. We have to accept that people are different, trying to force idiots to go against their animal brains is a recipe for disaster.
>>
the good thing is that racists like you will never breed
>>
>>74616890

nothing wrong with it considering she's probably a Neu-Dane.
>>
Do I go see FSV Frankfurt - Hallescher FC today?
8€ at 2pm

Last time I went, it was against Chemnitz and that game was a total desaster.
What should I do?
>>
>>74616884
I do, still don't see how that's relevant. compare Saudi-Arabia's national team to Ghana's and remember that Saudi-Arabia is actually rich.
>>
>>74616903
I know plenty of racists that bred. Now the average cat owner nu-male on the other hand..
>>
>>74616904
She is not.
>>
>>74616906
Compare Saudi-Arabias climate to Ghana's.
>>
me and my turkish gf laugh at you
>>
>>74616919
and I laugh at you.
>>
>>74616921
tears of jealousy and loneliness, yes
>>
>>74616895
>Multi-culti can work but we have to accept that white culture is a thing too.

No it can't. Cultures will always compete against each other. Unless they are not shown their limits (like borders) they will always invade each others territory since there is no point at which the know they have to stop their expanision.
>>
>>74616917
>what is diaspora, what is air conditioning
are you serious, muh climate?
>>
>>74616941
Ever tried playing footie in the desert?
>>
>>74616905
I think you should go and watch it.
The weather is nice and it's real, authentic football, unlike the plastic money football that takes place in the 1. Bundesliga.
>>
>>74616930
if you want to believe that, go for it.
>>
>>74616947
so you can't read, sorry.
>>
>>74616961
>thinking air conditioning can match real conditions
>thinking there are poor saudis who travel to other countries
>>
>>74616948
Yeah, nah dog.
Just decided I'll sit here and enjoy some other football.
FSV lost the last 5 games, it's not going to be worth it.
>>
>>74616262
Uhm I just checked and the skishooting is about to begin. It's on Danish tv from 11:55 and ZDF from 11:50.
>>
And the 50k longrun from Holmekollen begins around 12:45.
>>
>>74617002
Thanks for the mirage
>>
Hello, whats going on in here
>>
>Went to the kitchen to make some soup
>come back
>/pol/tards derailed the thread
kys
>>
amazing weather. name of the hochdruckgebiet is called "johnna" btw. another full day gardening, nice. what are you plans for today? hmm thinking about it i might take my tv outside and watch the bundes while gardening and drinking
>>
de-autosaging /bundes/ was a mistake desu
>>
>>74616794
>Supporting Swabians

Not once
>>
>>74616905
we can go together :3
>>
>>74617094
won't make the game much better.
FSV support is also really, really bad. Against Chemnitz there were 2500 people overall, maybe 500 from Chemnitz. The FSV "ultras" were three groups of around 15 people with some flags. That was it.

I'm really surprised, that a city like Frankfurt can only sustain one professional club. Hamburg, Berlin, Munich all have two and it works out, more or less.
>>
>>74617139
we could do butt stuff to each other after the game tho

>I'm really surprised, that a city like Frankfurt can only sustain one professional club.
probably because a high percentage of people living in frankfurt aren't actually from frankfurt
>>
>>74617167
yeah but it's not like Union or St. Pauli supporters are all from Berlin or Hamburg.
Probably quite the opposite.
Maybe FSV missed out on the chance of marketing itself as the hip and underground alternative to Eintracht.
>>
>>74617191
probably true regarding st. pauli, but i'm not sure about union.
you also have to remember that st. pauli's image wasn't just made up by some suits in the boardroom, but rather was the result of st. pauli becoming basically a student area. maybe fsv need to move to bockenheim
>>
>>74616620
"nice" banter, fattyposter
>>
>>74616620
Customers (like me) love Leipzig, though.
>>
tfw want to smoke weed but don't have any, just crunk juice
>>
>>74616939
As long as we accept that and that then it can work. The myth is that all cultures can get along in perfect harmony.
>>
File: 156156616156.gif (488KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
156156616156.gif
488KB, 250x250px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkeF5Nsilo
>>
>>74617002
You must have a high chair
>>
File: Übelst geile Paste.jpg (294KB, 1167x778px) Image search: [Google]
Übelst geile Paste.jpg
294KB, 1167x778px
Who /doinglinesforthereich/ here?
>>
>>74617338
A little shame isn't a bad thing
>>
Time for Konterbier
>>
I thought recaptcha could tell human from bot now beep boop
>>
tfw Tobi did an upper decker at the /bundes/ party yesterday
>>
NEW

>>74617372
>>74617372
>>74617372
>>
>>74617361
HALT'S MAUL, TOBI!
>>
Hoping 96 wins 2bh
>>
>>74615656
Kc tier
>>74615882
Yeah dude always good for a laugh (&some feels)
>>74616016
Fuck off nigger
Thread posts: 474
Thread images: 82


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.