Today: >Schalke x Gladbach
Tomorrow: Die Welt
so what do you think about our prospects in the CL? dortmund and münchen are the last men standing, both in the quarter finals. can we do it? is it our year?
>>74580671
Lederbusen can do it (jk they can't.)
why is /bundes/ bunded?
>>74580422
thanks for using the non-gay version of the pic
>>74581137
what do you mean
>>74581133
neverkusen was a disappointment desu. i was really hoping for them, but they choked too much and are falling apart now. my condolences to völler, CHI and rogger.
we have to upgrade, it's always dortmund and münchen. i really hope that RB sorts their shit out and sends leipzig to the cl. fuck salzburg. also hoffenheim could be a big hope.
>>74580671
Tßh I unironically can see Dortmund memeing their way to the final. They are fantastic going forward.
>>74581264
---7---7---5---5---9---
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What's up with the tennis posting lately?
>>74581232
RB will become the Atletico of the Bundes
>>74581306
You tell me lad. Also gib carina gf
>>74581320
nah I've always been more the kemme guy
>>74581264
not impossible, but it will be very hard. they will need fixtures with weak defenses, so teams like lestah, manc, juve, real, bayern would mean instant out. barca, atleti, monaco are doable although to some this might sound outrageous.
>>74581318
timo werner to chelsea when?
>>74581487
after Schürrle and Götze, Werner would be a typical Tuchel transfer and they'll have to replace Aubameyang next summer.
hello i am here now
>>74581546
it certainly was strange that he didnt play against dortmund and he is similar to lewandowski back then in terms of being a football robot/ merc. i think they won't do it because of pr reasons, though. their fans REALLY hate RB and im not sure whether they'll take the risk with such a bid.
>>74581570
hello!
>>74581621
they literally brought back Götze to warm their bench (now he's even too lazy to warm the bench). I don't think they give a fuck anymore.
>inb4 Götze's metabolism was fucked up by Dortmund fan bullying
>inb4 bullying becomes a new strategy to fuck up leaving players for life
>>74581704
>bully player
>buy him back
huh?!
>>74580422
shit op
>not my /bundes/
Genk x Gent
LEL
>>74581971
fuck off customer
>>74581986
x Genf
going to eat noddles and tomato sauce later
>>74581952
HUH HUH HUH?!?
>>74580422
>not using that sergi-roberto-BUNDESLIGA pic
come on burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxMvNtdQURQ
Taktiktuchel + Barca = Love
He's so happy~~~~
>>74583240
>PLS SIGN ME, BARCELONA
>PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>BVB staff in charge of being loyal
first Aubameyang, now Tuchel
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>74585561
ZEIT FUER SCHALKE
Have you worshipped your savior yet, shareholders?
come on hun
>>74585891
literally me
finally based Geis is back
The masked man will score
Schalke should score before half time
>>74586219
yeah, M'Gladbach scores a lot during second halves
>Schalke
>Schalke
>Schalke
>Schalke
Rate Hofmann tho tbqh
>Schalke
>Schalke
>>74586193
tell me about kolasinac. why does he wear the mask?
Why is there a masked man on the field
>this whole situation and goal
My sides
BASED GOATetzka created dat shit
BURGSTALLER
>>74586396
because he is the hero that schalke needs.
>>74586567
If gladbach take off his mask will he die?
>>74586387
he is a man of big stature
Hello is Düsseldorf a nice city?
>>74588030
maybe
>>74588030
meh
Decent enough from Copenhagen tonight.
A bit disappointing they couldn't keep a clean sheet with their excellent defense, but then who can be expected to stop Kasper Dolberg from scoring?
No Zanka in Amsterdam will be a huge loss, but I guess Klaasen sort of cancels it out.
>>74588246
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
Jk missed you bruv
>>74588246
Dolberg's goal was offside
>>74588350
I think it could be debated
NO FUCKING WAY
sommer's in full beast mode tonight
Bonjourrrrrrrrr
>>74586387
He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh
A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous
Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird shit
They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit
>>74588030
NO!
test
>>74588030
>ask this question
>knife attack occurs
WEW
apparently me, denmark and that other guy are back
schalke was clearly the better team today, but they did not convert their chances. also the crosses have been terrible this season
>>74585891
Yes :3
>>74590430
>that other guy
Rude.
But yes they dominated 2nd half. Most teams these days don't crosse well and now Crosses are pretty inherently low percentage tho 2bh
sorry i couldn't reminder the third one, but i think it was american flag
/sp/ and /bundes/ would be a better place if /bintpol/ scum like you would get permabanned.
thanks for reading.
hehe rude
ur welcome
>>74590531
Kc np gg
>>74590500
You don't know what you're talking about
thought the same but didnt want to be rude again
>>74590611
Do tell me which teams outside of the elite consistently create chances from crosses.
creating chances from crosses is bread&butter
everyone does it
Where can I find detailed statistics on the bundesliga so that I may prove me self correct?
like in depth statistics or the usual stuff like possession and whatnot?
>>74591103
In depth nigga
>>74590982
Sites like InStat if you have the money, bundesliga.de, whoscored and tm.de if you're poor like me.
then you should start with "packing rate"
most in depth stat you can get
Memes and shitposting aside, "packing rate" is one of the more usefull stats TV stations throw around during games desu.
i thought it was neat aswell
>>74591188
Oh and squawka.com of course.
good night bundesu
>>74591346
good night
Here are proofs that crosses are low percentage.
>>74591188
>>74591298
thanks, this should tickle my fancy for a bit. You know if any of those sites allow data to be downloaded?
Yes, gooood night!
>>74591464
no idea.
I'm going to sleep now too.
good night
>>74592043
Good night sweet cheeks and, hey, thanks again.
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood meeeeerning
Yes, gooooooood morning!!!
denmark and i were back yesterday already
>>74599617
>denmark and i
>>74599256
huh? i dont get it
Hello Bundesliga.
hallo
Redpill me on TSV 1860 München.
chad has a retarded brother who everyone feels sorry for
his brothers name is TSV 1860 München
Yo niggas
Apologize
"no"
rate my maymay >>74600699
>>74600734
I like it.
>>74600734
Pretty insensitive tbqh. Fat lives matter (but really I don't get the hate for goetze. Hopefully he will return healthy and happy for both human reasons and because he is a heck of a soccer player thanks for reading and remember to rate comment and subscribe).
it's okay
i do like >>74600751 more though
I need new glasses frames. which should I get? t oval faec
>>74600766
t. >>74600751
pretty shitty games this matchday
wrong matchday americlap
>>74601020
you now remember Nuri Sahin
could be great
>>74601039
>>74601041
*slyly delets post*
2bh I just looked at the logos above the matches rather than reading the names.
>>74601075
Dirtmund will not lose
you now remember Gina Wild
>>74601075
sounds reasonable imo
welp embolo is finished. rip
>>74601086
>Dirtmund will not lose
based Hertha is goat at home and Doofmund is in another hype phase, meaning they are about to fall off again for at least a few matches
i still think that slimy greek should be hanged
Thomas Müller goals in the bundes so far: 1
>>74601075
>Ingolstadt 2 Cologne 0
pls delet
>>74601096
>Am Sonntag empfängt der FC Schalke den Ex-Klub seines Trainers Markus Weinzierl, den FC Augsburg. Im Hinspiel hatte sich Breel Embolo das Sprunggelenk sowie das Wadenbein gebrochen, ein Comeback war für April angedacht. Vor dem neuerlichen Aufeinandertreffen musste Weinzierl nun aber eine bittere Botschaft verkünden: Es gab einen Reha-Rückschlag für den teuersten Spieler der Vereinsgeschichte, Embolo wird in dieser Saison wohl nicht mehr zum Einsatz kommen.
rip in pieces
>>74601147
it's almost sad.
>>74601090
>Gina Wild
What did she? Like 5 movies? I never understood how she could become such a meme considering the short career. I guess it's because she did only vanilla shit where normies weren't too afraid to admit that they watched pornos.
>inb4 underage
I watched her in her prime before even having internet access.
>>74601147
not like it really matters, schalke's season is over already anyway.
>it's a no WC/EC/olympics year
>next WC/EC/olympics are all going to be shit
hello i am here now
>>74601075
denmark is not a slut respect her
t. slut
>>74601286
She did multiple piss scenes, lots of anal and fisting. I don't know what your definition of vanilla is but Gina Wild doesn't seem to fit
Will they finally go down?
>>74602446
yes
i fear not
Guess where I am right now?
>>74602918
Timestamp or didnt happen
>>74602928
I wanted you to say Millerntor and then I'd reply "No, at home on my couch".
>>74602918
last time i was there the away fans stood on the other side
>>74602918
your parents home
>>74602918
Millerntor
>>74603007
No, at home on my couch
>>74602999
Yes, I was lying above, they're coming back on Sunday.
>>74602918
what there's to eat there friend?
BASED BOCHUM
>shitgart
>>74603022
is that cheese and a slice of pizza? checked.
>>74603021
will you welcome them back and ask them to show you the pictures they took
time for some stretches
>>74602446
maybe
I've watched a lot of football this week.
>>74603022
I'm making chicken and asparagus tartlets.
>>74603032
Yes, I won't have to ask hehe.
Mothers, am I right?
post that face when thiago doesnt get injured all season
>>74603071
>asparagus tartlets
I would eat it, but I wouldn't like it
>>74603117
mfw
>>74603117
well a phone call just changed my weekend. but its not too bad, i will do something i can enjoy
>>74603139
good face
>>74603147
>i will do something i can enjoy
burying yourself alive?
>>74603134
Lol that's not it.
They're going to look like this. Thick, creamy sauce made from asparagus water, cream, butter and flour.
>>74603117
my face when
>>74603163
>made from asparagus water
hehe, okay
nice appetizer you got there
>>74603163
just say Mehlschwitze mit Sahne for fucks sake
going to Lidl now
>>74603216
to buy what
>>74603231
love
>>74603187
Okay, I didn't know what name it had in German.
>>74603183
Hmm no it will be my main course.
>>74603231
meat and canned tomatoes
>>74603240
i dont believe you
>>74603264
okay
>>74603257
what about the chicken then
>buying meat from lidl
lamo
>>74603273
It's in the tartlets along with the asparagus????
>14 degrees and sunshine, no clouds
will be a good sunday with beer and food and the outdoors
>>74603071
yeah, mothers
>>74603287
okay, i understand
will you eat it with knife and fork?
>>74603307
Yes
>>74603321
hm okay
I'm literally bundes today
Juventus - Milan tonight, starts fifteen minutes after the Bundesliga match.
who /drinking/ here
Leverkusen: Leno, Henrichs, Dragovic, Toprak, Wendell, Baumgartlinger, Kampl, Bellarabi, Volland, Brandt, Hernandez
Bremen: Wiedwald, Gebre Selassie, Sané, Moisander, Bauer, Veljkovic, Grillistch, Eggestein, Junuzovic, Bartels, Kruse
>>74603516
sorry, but I don't like to watch irrelevant leagues
gonna probably watch the baseball instead
>>74603549
Very good choice.
>>74603540
>Grillitsch + Maxi Eggestein midfield
It's all ogre now
What part of bundes are you lads from?
>>74603659
The part with all the Bayern bandwagoners
>>74603534
yes
>poorlin
can based Aue aue mein Bein do it?
nobody cares, dumbers
>>74604252
I'm not dumbers and I think dumbers hates Aue
>mfw 2 Hauptstadtclubs in the Bundesliga
>I can't see Baumgartlinger's glorious curls anymore
OH THE HUMANITY!
>>74604307
She goes to watch them live
VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND
>Bremen
who were the guys in the stands they showed celebrating for leverkusen
>>74604507
Löw, Völler and Schade
>>74604507
Guinea pigs
Funny
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/mar/12/europeanfootball.sport1?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>74604602
not gonna read that
>>74602918
Tillernmor
>>74604687
Well it's Sid Lowe writing anout this new phenomenon called Lionel Messi in 2007.
On this day, 19 years ago:
https://youtu.be/yU5bqG9Fx8g
Chicharito making loads of good runs. Why won't they pass to him?
>>74604812
hehe
>>74604833
they rather pass to the opponent
will you buy the dip in the next few days?
yes
Bundesu~
Hello I am tram who winning? How many goals have been scored from a cross?
>>74605197
hi tram
Volland scored a goal
>>74605248
Is 1-0 vizeküssen?
>>74605274
yea
>>74605291
Okay. Do you want to machst küssen?(I'm a girrrrrrl btw)
>>74605344
depends on how hübsch you are
my eyes are weary and hurt. i did a lot today
but you didnt die yet
sad!
>" [Emre Mor] ist ein außergewöhnliches Talent, von dieser Meinung gehen wir auch nicht weg. Er hat Tempo, Beschleunigung, aber trotzdem ist er zu uns gekommen nach einem halben Jahr als Profi. Das war ein großer Schritt, er unterliegt Leistungsschwankungen. Das ist aber ganz normal“, sagte Tuchel...
>Mor müsse „den ganzen Beruf auf dem höchsten Niveau, das er hier vorfindet, erst einmal lernen. Und das geht weit darüber hinaus, nur Talent zu haben. Emre gibt sich Mühe ohne Ende und wir werden nicht aufhören, ihn zu unterstützen. Er ist in der Lage, ein besonderer Spieler zu werden“
_______________________________________
>[...] laut englischer Medienberichte steht [Nabi Keita] unter anderem beim FC Liverpool, Atlético Madrid, Borussia Dortmund und Real Madrid auf dem Zettel.
>Die Nase vorn im Rennen um Keïta soll jedoch Leipzigs Ligakonkurrent FC Bayern München haben. Der Rekordmeister fasse den Rechtsfuß als möglichen Ersatz für den am Saisonende zurücktretenden Xabi Alonso ins Auge...
Nenne drei gute Netzseiten in deutscher Sprache
>>74605457
why would they sell Keita lol
>>74605463
lachschon
pr0gramm
fette mama
>>74605463
What kind of "Netzseiten"?
>>74605476
beats me
>>74605457
>buyern
Pizza when?
>>74605457
t*rks are so buttmad about tuchel regarding the mor situation that it's embarassing.
>>74605814
soon
>>74605463
weltfussball.de
ardtext.de
teletext.ch
>>74605876
are they? got any links?
leno dead
>Gebre Selassie
>>74605981
Wat nou?
>>74605918
what do you want from me?
Pow! Right in the kisser
Delaney on
That's either no foul or a red card.
>>74605814
funny dog
>commentator joking about german stoppage time
>>74606030
on what?
>>74605992
idk. some link?!
>>74606074
the pitch, duh
>>74606074
on the pitch
>>74606074
yer mum
Sane barely did anything wrong
So Brel ebola is kill?
CUTE
>>74606080
then you are asking the wrong person. im not the guy for that, sorry.
>>74606117
well he isn't going to play another game during this season.
Will pizza deliver?
PIZZA TIME!
>>74606189
Yes, comrade
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
>>74606189
DELIVERY
>leno
WERDER
where??
>>74606188
no need to apologize
top kek
>>74606117
>it's a >schalke record signing turns into a huge drama episode
>>74606278
meant to reply to >>74606172
What does Werder mean
who /heuteshow/ here?
>>74606315
Werder - WE R welcoming to DER immigrants
>>74606315
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadtwerder
>>74606315
As far as I know "Werder" is the (north) german word for a river island/holm.
Good morning
It's 11:13 island time
Looking forward to our Augsburg fixture on Sunday
>>74606326
maybe
>>74606429
>hawai'i
Kawaii though Did zuckerburg steal your land yet?
>get a new coach
>stil only draw Werder
>Neverkusen
HAHAHAHAHA
>>74606460
How do you know I live on Kauai
And no I live in a wealthy area, he's not stealing anyone's land
>Leverkusen
>>74606429
this cat looks depressed
>>74606492
Can I have some money mate?
>Wendlel
where is Gnabry?
>>74606505
It's a mountain lion in a zoo, good reason to be depressed
>>74606573
Sore knee
damn
>>74606573
injured
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WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>Bremen
Is eggelstein literally retarded?
top kek Werder you fucking mongs
BENAL
:DDDd
AHAHAHHAHHA
LELERKUSEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>lost a bet again due to a penalty miss
how is this allowed?
>Toprak
Top fucking kek
That turks hair is full JUST
Topkek
JUST NEVERKUSEN MY SHIT UP
>Neverkusen
AHAAHAHA
W I E D W A L D
I
E
W
A
L
D
>letting a CB shoot a penalty
how can one team be so such a disgusting bunch of losers and chokers
ebin
>have kiessling Leverkusens best scorer of the past decade
>have toppukekku take the penal
Never change neverkusen
GET FUCKED NEVERKUSEN!!11
Toprak already preparing for the final shootout in the cup against Bayern next year
>>74606685
Mind if I save this animated gif?
>>74606703
So beautiful! :---DDDDDDD
>>74606719
it's all yours mi amigo
Ihr Fotzen, jetzt wird auf den Beat eingestochen!
i reckon that i have tipped correctly today in my Tippspiel
hope you all have your present ready for Hennes the goat
>letting a CB shot a game deciding penalty
>>74606860
>a CB who literally declared that he is leaving the team to join a rival club
>>74606835
thx, it is my birthday today
it was a shit birthday like always
cant get smooth skin on my chest, even though I use peeling and lotion
>>74606940
Awwwww :( happy birthday mein friend. I hope this year will bring forth some good happenings for you
happy birthday
how old
>>74607043
I have exactly 17 chest hairs and my nipple hair is both extremely long and numerous
>>74607043
just use cum
you will have to renew it every few hours, though
Anyone have a webm of the penalty? I just got home from training and missed the game.
>tfw vier Spiele ohne Niederlage
Feels good.
>>74606940
>counting your chest hair
>>74607237
>not counting your chest hairs
>>74607055
thx man.
>>74607082
thx, 33
>>74607094
I hardly have any hair on my chest anyway, thats not the problem. But I used to have nicer skin. Dont know what happened, maybe lack of sun.
>>74606860
Which game was it? Couldn't watch football today.
>>74607325
She should be a Habsburg princess
there you go
>>74607341
Leverkusen : Bremen
>>74607172
check
www.flashscore.com/match/61k8d03p/#video
>>74607451
Thank you.
What a lovely day.
>>74607396
I agree.
Is it just me or is every second penalty in the last few weeks being missed?
Neverkusen fans should really consider to commit suicide.
pretty sure this year is worst penalty convert rate
>>74607725
>>74607670
Or maybe the goalies have just become rly good at saving them.
jerking to Barbara on NDR right now
nice, good choice
>>74607864
hm ok, thx
I also hate this discussion about "es fehlen die Typen, mal einer der dazwischen haut, ein richtiger Tiger wie der Effe"
>>74607916
>I also hate this discussion about "es fehlen die Typen, mal einer der dazwischen haut, ein richtiger Tiger wie der Effe"
But it's true. There are no proper leaders and divers, real Kampfsäue like Effe, Möller, Loddar etc any more.
Timo Werner is our only hope in this regard
>>74607952
>Timo Werner is our only hope in this regard
made me chuckle
>>74607995
desu the Suarez dive for the penal was a work of art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNUpIXXikCI
I can watch it for days.
>>74607816
>not jerking it to Ina's nacht mit Nora
>broken foot
ugh
does anyone here actually visit /int/ regularly?
ok what can i do now? im bored.
>>74608369
I don't
>>74608369
not since they started segregating into language-based threads. worst shit ever.
whistle your willy
Anyone in Berlin? Why aren't you clubbing? Mitte here, doing my Hausarbeiten and procrastinating
Talk about local rivalry!
12 yellow cards today in the East Jylland derby between AGF and Randers.
Only two of them went to the same player, bringing the total number of cards to 13.
New Superliga record!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDpiDwyOJE
Any of you cats watch the Goldene Kamera?
no.
already cringing when i see the thumbnail
Former Hamburger and current Randers sporting director Michael Gravgaard released a video in which he simulated sitting on the toilet, wiping his bottom with ex Dortmund and Randers player Amini's AGF shirt before the match.
This action may have contributed to the bad blood during the game.
>>74607952
>divers
?
>>74608638
top banter
>>74608465
>Berlin
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday she tells him she's in church but she doesn't go cuz she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
>>74608465
Make sure to clean your cum rag and empty the piss bottles
good night bundesu
Yes, good night!
Good morning German bears :-------- D
>>74607816
>>74608248
Tßh Ina Müller is hotter than Nora and Babsi
>>74608369
>/int/
Isn't it still a leftypol containment board full of SJWs and and babbies who need a save space to protect them from the ebil rayciss world? Because this is the reason why I left some time ago.
>>74608465
>clubbing
How pleb are you? Clubbing is literally the prime activity for Sörens and Maltes. Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.
>>74615614
Forgot pic
time for breakfast
>>74615656
>Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.
That's because you're an autistic faggot
>>74609528
This movie is godlike. Too bad that in Germany there is only the cencored version of it...
>>74615813
Fuck off! Make your girlfriend breakfast first.
sun is shining
time to turn up some music in order to get into moving mood
>>74615882
i dont have a girlfriend
>>74615656
i like to dance to music and to show off. im good with my body
>>74615887
Get a girlfriend first
i wonder what demnach is dreaming right now
i had a very naughty dream with fingering and squirting
>>74615896
okay
no
>>74615887
>time to turn up some music in order to get into moving mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig
>>74615873
>That's because you're an autistic faggot
hmmm...really...made me think! Why do you think is this?
>LMAO I GOT SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY LAST WEEKEND I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING! ONLY THAT I SUCKED AT LEAST 5 DICKS XDDDD
>NOHOMO BRO
Yeah, really sounds like fun time...
>>74615893
>im good with my body
What does this have to do with anything?
>>74615916
initial d
>>74615938
clubbing is what 12 year old's think adults do
>>74615938
>What does this have to do with anything?
i couldnt show off if i wasnt
in response to
>Whenever I get dragged to a club/"""party""" I end up everytime sitting alone at the table while wondering how people not only find this behaviour entertaining but are also willing to pay a shitton of money fro this.
i can enjoy myself at a club because i am good with my body, which resulsts in me being good at dancing to music which leads to me showing off
>>74615969
adults dont do clubbing
>>74615989
exactly
A lot of edge in here this morning, especially >>74615656
>>74616016
good morning to you too
>>74615979
Are you retarded?
>i can enjoy myself at a club because i am good with my body
False! You're implying that there is a connection between a good body and enjoying clubbing. This is worng:.
Proof: I am fit and good with my body, yet I find this type of activity and all dancing (unless it's some of the few classic dances) retarded.
So, maybe it's: if you're good with your body, you can enjoy dancing or not, but if you're not you definetly can't?
False! Even fat chicks and girls who are concerned about their weight can enjoy clubbing.
This statement has been disproven.
>which results in me being good at dancing to music
Your assuming that being good with his own body/being fit leads to being good at dancing.
False! In fact there are lots of professional athletes who neither have issues with their bodies or not "fit enough" for dancing, yet some of them look lile turbo-autists while dancing.
On the other hand their are lots of people with bodies which are not considered "fit" who are good dancers.
There is no connection what so ever.
>which leads to me showing off
You're implying that people who are good at something automatically tend to show it off. This is such a nonsense based on wrong premisses it doesn't even need a conrtradiction or example to be disproven.
Whatever floats your boat, but please don't make a fool of you by trying to rationalize your bullshit behaviour.
yesterday i asked you if you _WILL_ buy the dip.
today i ask you if you _HAVE_ bought the dip (yet).
So, have you bought the dip yet?
everyone stop the aspergers, we have a matchday to discuss
2ND BUNDES
>Hannober - 1860
>Würzburg - Dynamo
1ND BUNDES
>Hertha - BVB
>Intestinecity - Mainz
>RB - WOB
>Freiburg - Hoffenheim
>Bayern - Frankfurt
and later
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
>>74616123
>Are you retarded?
apparently, yes, but in my opinion im just the absolute opposite of a normie which only makes me look retarded in a normies eyes
>>74616123
>there is a connection between a good body and enjoying clubbing
yes that is of course true. a jason statham body is more likely to feel better under people than a 150kg hambeast.
>>74616123
>I am fit and good with my body, yet I find this type of activity and all dancing (unless it's some of the few classic dances) retarded.
different people like different things. i understand
>>74616123
>Even fat chicks and girls who are concerned about their weight can enjoy clubbing.
98% of them are just pretending.
>So, maybe it's: if you're good with your body, you can enjoy dancing or not, but if you're not you definetly can't?
False!
i agree
>Your assuming that being good with his own body/being fit leads to being good at dancing.
no, i just tried to sound sophisticated
>False!
i agree
>There is no connection what so ever.
i agree
>You're implying that people who are good at something automatically tend to show it off.
no, and neither am i. again i just tried to sound aggravating. what i meant to say was: i secretly like the attention
>This is such a nonsense based on wrong premisses it doesn't even need a conrtradiction or example to be disproven.
i agree
>Whatever floats your boat, but please don't make a fool of you by trying to rationalize your bullshit behaviour.
okay
>>74616161
i wont be here for it. my train goes in an hour and 15 minutes
>>74616195
i wont be here for it. my train goes in an hour and 15 minutes
>>74616198
shouldn't it be an hour and 10 minutes now
>inb4 stop the aspergers
ok ok
>The number one thing that employers want is obedience
Good morining! Is this /autism/?
What's your schedule for today?
I was planning to watch biathlon at 12, The Bundes at 15:30, Top-Spiel at 18:30 and tennis at 20:30.
Then I saw that biathlon is actually at 15:10. What do?
>>74616262
morning, no
taking bus and train and taxi then drinking beer with friends and meeting an old friend and barbecueing and more drinking and maybe clubbing
watch biathlon over football
>>74616228
>The number one thing that employers want is obedience
This is empirically true, but rationally utter bullshit.
>>74616161
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
""""Top Spiel""""
ugh, just let this thread die
we are all rooting for /Our Guys/ Leipzig today, right?
F
>>74616498
I just now realise how anglo Reus actually looks
>>74616262
Watch biathlon instead of diveball
>>74616495
yes
>>74616495
Leipzig against Wolfsburg is pretty much "pest vs Cholera" desu.
>74616161
Hertha - BVB 1:2
Intestinecity - Mainz 0:2
RB - WOB 3:0
Freiburg - Hoffenheim 2:3
Bayern - Frankfurt bayern wins lol
>>74616569
forgot
>Ingo gegen Göln :DDD
0:1
>>74616161
>Hertha 2:3 BVB
>Intestinecity 1:1 Mainz
>RB 5:0 WOB
>Freiburg 2:0 Hoffenheim
>Bayern 0:1 Frankfurt
>Ingo 0:3 Göln :DDD
>>74616495
Obviously. I already heard from lot of people that they are rootin for /leipzig/ today. Mostly because they see a chance for Shitburg to get relegated. Feels good not being the bad guys for once though...
>>74616558
>pretty much pest vs Cholera
Hehe, you're a funny guy, customer. But I have to tell, it sounds fitting since you can recover from both. Unlike bAIDSern Muncheat of course.
lol.
I'm one of the biggest anti bayern trolls on here.
>BoKUSSEa Dortmund
LOL
I'm not a dortmund fan either
>thinking I'm talking about you
Get a load of this narcissist!
>>74616686
he is right about clubbing tho. it's pathetic
also from what i can tell there are quite alot of SJW in /deutsch/, but it's still cute
interdasting
Do Buyernfags just try hard to meme this "lol not everybody hates us, just mad shareholders"-shit into reality or do they really not realize that behind every "I hate Buyern AND Dirtmund equaly" and "I'm supported of <insert random club> but I hate Dortmund more than Bayern" is actually a Buyern shill?
I'm pretty leftist myself but I yet have to met a "SJW" in real life.
>>74616735
>I'm pretty leftist myself
what do you mean?
>>74616735
stop derailing the thread, Shaun-Mark.
>>74616731
Gevin G.?
>>74616747
sorry
Bin daaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Wer noch?!?!?!?!
>>74616763
Kevin Danso, Augsburg
>>74616773
Augsburgo is my favourite La Liga team
>>74616747
>>74616764
>Shaun-mark
who's that?
>>74616733
Buyernfags are trying wayyyyyyyyyy too hard to build up based BVB as the most hated club of /bundes/, while bandwagoning the consumers so they can present them as a much more healthy alternative to our Dortmund. Truly, customers know no shame.
>>74616780
him
>>74616782
I used to be a Stuttgart bandwagoner because I liked the kits but now I unironically support RB.
I LOVE the Fußball-Club Bayern, München e.V.
>>74616786
my name is not Shaun
Consumers 3:1 Car sellers
Dopers 2:2 Programmers
Old Ladys 0:4 Shareholders
Customers 1:1 Eagles
Intestiners 0:2 Carnivalers
Car Mechanics 2:0 Costumiers
It's impossible to be /pol/ and a proper football fan at the same time.
Racists and bigots can never truly appreciate the most global and diverse sport in the world.
>>74616733
I hate buyern and dislike some of Dortmunds fan base. I feel that I'm representative for most of football germany.
>>74616805
yet
>>74616819
you just have to remind us you're a woman, don't you
Hrgota any good? Also Isak might get his first chance today.
>>74616826
yet what?
>>74616833
Quiet Shaun
huuuuhhhh???
>>74616819
Hitler himself admired niggers for their speed, it's very possible. If anything football proves racist right in pretty much every way. Asians are small fast and play overly complicated while the pacey nog just tries to hoof into the goal somehow. And Arabs are completely useless in football as well.
>>74616849
>Zidane was useless
racists btfo
>>74616819
>Racists and bigots can never truly appreciate the most global and diverse sport in the world.
Totally agree on this. Unfortunately many people fail to see who "racist" and "bigots" are. Only true nationalist are advocation a true diversity and Frieden zwischen allen Völkern der Erde while """"anti-racists""" try to uniform everything.
>>74616849
How to explain why China are so bad at football?
>>74616782
This is actually true. I wrote something like this a while ago.
>>74616857
berbers aren't arabs
>>74616849
>he doesn't know based Majed Abdullah
>racists and bigots
lmao i bet denmark is a nigger lover
Multi-culti can work but we have to accept that white culture is a thing too. There is no way to force everyone to be the same, prejudice is hard-wired into our brains. We have to accept that people are different, trying to force idiots to go against their animal brains is a recipe for disaster.
the good thing is that racists like you will never breed
>>74616890
nothing wrong with it considering she's probably a Neu-Dane.
Do I go see FSV Frankfurt - Hallescher FC today?
8€ at 2pm
Last time I went, it was against Chemnitz and that game was a total desaster.
What should I do?
>>74616884
I do, still don't see how that's relevant. compare Saudi-Arabia's national team to Ghana's and remember that Saudi-Arabia is actually rich.
>>74616903
I know plenty of racists that bred. Now the average cat owner nu-male on the other hand..
>>74616904
She is not.
>>74616906
Compare Saudi-Arabias climate to Ghana's.
me and my turkish gf laugh at you
>>74616919
and I laugh at you.
>>74616921
tears of jealousy and loneliness, yes
>>74616895
>Multi-culti can work but we have to accept that white culture is a thing too.
No it can't. Cultures will always compete against each other. Unless they are not shown their limits (like borders) they will always invade each others territory since there is no point at which the know they have to stop their expanision.
>>74616917
>what is diaspora, what is air conditioning
are you serious, muh climate?
>>74616941
Ever tried playing footie in the desert?
>>74616905
I think you should go and watch it.
The weather is nice and it's real, authentic football, unlike the plastic money football that takes place in the 1. Bundesliga.
>>74616930
if you want to believe that, go for it.
>>74616947
so you can't read, sorry.
>>74616961
>thinking air conditioning can match real conditions
>thinking there are poor saudis who travel to other countries
>>74616948
Yeah, nah dog.
Just decided I'll sit here and enjoy some other football.
FSV lost the last 5 games, it's not going to be worth it.
>>74616262
Uhm I just checked and the skishooting is about to begin. It's on Danish tv from 11:55 and ZDF from 11:50.
And the 50k longrun from Holmekollen begins around 12:45.
>>74617002
Thanks for the mirage
Hello, whats going on in here
>Went to the kitchen to make some soup
>come back
>/pol/tards derailed the thread
kys
amazing weather. name of the hochdruckgebiet is called "johnna" btw. another full day gardening, nice. what are you plans for today? hmm thinking about it i might take my tv outside and watch the bundes while gardening and drinking
de-autosaging /bundes/ was a mistake desu
>>74616794
>Supporting Swabians
Not once
>>74616905
we can go together :3
>>74617094
won't make the game much better.
FSV support is also really, really bad. Against Chemnitz there were 2500 people overall, maybe 500 from Chemnitz. The FSV "ultras" were three groups of around 15 people with some flags. That was it.
I'm really surprised, that a city like Frankfurt can only sustain one professional club. Hamburg, Berlin, Munich all have two and it works out, more or less.
>>74617139
we could do butt stuff to each other after the game tho
>I'm really surprised, that a city like Frankfurt can only sustain one professional club.
probably because a high percentage of people living in frankfurt aren't actually from frankfurt
>>74617167
yeah but it's not like Union or St. Pauli supporters are all from Berlin or Hamburg.
Probably quite the opposite.
Maybe FSV missed out on the chance of marketing itself as the hip and underground alternative to Eintracht.
>>74617191
probably true regarding st. pauli, but i'm not sure about union.
you also have to remember that st. pauli's image wasn't just made up by some suits in the boardroom, but rather was the result of st. pauli becoming basically a student area. maybe fsv need to move to bockenheim
>>74616620
"nice" banter, fattyposter
>>74616620
Customers (like me) love Leipzig, though.
tfw want to smoke weed but don't have any, just crunk juice
>>74616939
As long as we accept that and that then it can work. The myth is that all cultures can get along in perfect harmony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkeF5Nsilo
>>74617002
You must have a high chair
Who /doinglinesforthereich/ here?
>>74617338
A little shame isn't a bad thing
Time for Konterbier
I thought recaptcha could tell human from bot now beep boop
tfw Tobi did an upper decker at the /bundes/ party yesterday
>>74617361
HALT'S MAUL, TOBI!
Hoping 96 wins 2bh
>>74615656
Kc tier
>>74615882
Yeah dude always good for a laugh (&some feels)
>>74616016
Fuck off nigger