New FIFA ranking.

Why is Brazylia ranked so high? What have they won in the last 15 years?

So we can all agree that Argentina are garbage match statpadders?

>>74579554
>polish language
>writting "Chile" instead of "Czile"

Lmaoing @ niemcy

wait a minute.

Why does Belgium keep getting ranked so high?

>Szwajcaria

WHO

>unironically using y instead of i

>>74579609
Lots of talent. Hazard, De Bruyne, Batshuayi, Courtois, Lukaku, Alderweireld.

>>74579622
the country of toblerone

>>74579609
it's the official FIFA meme team.

> niemcy
> wlochy

why

>>74579554
>no England

Eternally BTFO

>Germany not 1
>Spain in the top 10
what is this shit

>>74579654
Anglia is England....I know it is hard to understand 3rd world speak but use google translate at least.

>>74579622
Switzerland. I guess it's not too far off Svizzera in terms of pronunciation.

>>74579554
>USA nowhere to be seen

Accurate tbqh.

how do polish write united states

pls answr

>>74579649
only two I didn't understand

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>Coca cola ranking

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>>74579554
>WLOCHY

>>74579697
Stany zjednoczone

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>>74579697

>>74579649
niemcy - literally mute. germans were first non-slavic people poles met therefore they were not using any kind of slav language

włochy - germanic word for foreigners (wælisċ, walhalz). They used this word to describe some group of people in Galia. Also from this word you get english Wales and Romanian call some part of their country Vlachia and Belgium Wallonia

>>74579554
>Fifa rankings

>>74579797
>Bismarck
cucked

>>74579864

The non German speaking Switzerland is the Wallis and walnut is the unknown kind of nut(hazelnut was common)

>>74579582
Should be Cile or Czyle, there's no "czi" in Polish

>>74580137
>The non German speaking Switzerland is the Wallis
No, it's the Romandy. Only part of Wallis is french speaking, and even then the name comes from the French Valais, because the canton is mostly in the Rhone valley.

>>74579554
>9 out of the top 10 are black

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>>74579797
why
>nowy york
>new jersey

>>74579797
>Ocean Spokojny

>>74580219
Jork.

>>74579554
Please don't post any moonspeak on /spuh/

>Anglia
Do poles even realise that Anglia is a county within England?

>>74579561
I could ask the same thing about argentina for the last 24 years

>>74580289
Anglia is just Latin for England.

>>74579554
>this one polish guy who always posts fifa rankings in his super weird language

>>74580185
You're right. I was thinking of welsch Schweiz, which is in fact another name for Romandy.

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>>74579554
>1
>Argentina
>choke 3 finals
>1
>don't win a single trophy for 30 years
>1

>12
>Polska


Holy shit congrats

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>>74579554
STOP CALLING US "NIEMCY"

WE'RE NOT MUTES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74580328
Based Poland. You also kept the Roman name for Spain.

>>74580355
Well, Colombia have been complete garbage since the world cup ended and we're still 7th even though realistically we're not even top 30

>>74579864
>poles met

it's not just poles, all slavic languages call us some variation of niemcy

>>74580140
As in "there are no words containing these three letters in this particular order"?

http://sjp.pwn.pl/szukaj/czi.html

>>74579797
>Meksyk
>Nowy Meksyk

Kek

>>74581077
all foreign words, that's cziting

>>74579554
>Polack naming

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>>74579554
>any other nation above england

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>>74579554
>Urugwaj
I unironically prefer this spelling to the one in English

top kek we're still on top? who makes these rankings

>>74581278
Bladder and Gordona's love child.

>>74579609
To get money.
Belgium has a strong team but they never get far, so once the tournament is halfway done you bet on a team like Iceland

>>74581193
Maybe. The closest purely native word I can think of is "czciciel"

>>74579554
OFFICIAL POLISH COUNTRY NAMES POWER RANKING

>1. Argentyna

No real difference really. But personally I'm a big fan of the y, it looks more classy and exciting than the very boring and bland i

8/10

>2. Brazylia

Like in Argentina's case, I like the y and also the -ia at the end.

8.5/10

>3. Niemcy

Disgusting and the origin of the term is pure Slavic ignorance.
(hurr durr we don't understand your language, so we're just gonna call you mutes :DDDDDDD)

Disrespectful.

0/10

>4. Chile

No change, every country in the world probably just calls Chile Chile, even Poland.

5/10

>5. Belgia

Yeah, very generic, but I do like the -ia again, better than the English -ium, which makes it sound like a chemical in German.

6.5/10

>6. Francja

Not sure about that one.
Is the -ja pronounced like in "jamaica" or like the spanish "jaja" or the German word for "yes" (ja)?

Depending on that it can be anything from a 5/10 to a 6.5/10

>7. Kolumbia

Much like us, Polacks just ignored the second o in Colombia and replaced it with an u

Looks way better that way, good job!

8.5/10

>8. Portugalia

Portugal with the added -ia again, I like it.

8/10

>9. Urugwaj

Holy shit, that looks weird. But at least you heterosexualized the name like good Catholics.

7/10

>10. Hiszpania

A little Latin flair there, more Latin than Latin countries themselves. I like that. And it can also educate Americans where the term "Hispanics" originates from.

9/10

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>>74581447
Polish spelling changed a bit in early 20th century.

>>74581447
Part 2

>11. Szwajcaria

Lol, I'm not sure about that one. But the English term "Switzerland" isn't much better. Still, it looks very weird.

4/10

>12. Polska

Yeah, not bad.
Sounds better than our very generic "Polen"

7/10

>13. Walia

Very nice, has a very beautiful tone to it if it's pronounced as I think it is.

7.5/10

>14. Anglia

Ah, there we go again with the Latin.
I like it.

7/10

>15. Wlochy

wtf
Sorry Polacks, but you overdid it with this one.
Italia is such a nice sounding name and you chose this abomination of a word for it?

Unacceptable.

0/10

>>74581519
The pronounciation remained the same though. The old spelling seems more phonetical for the Anglos.

>>74581447
>Disgusting and the origin of the term is pure Slavic ignorance.
>(hurr durr we don't understand your language, so we're just gonna call you mutes :DDDDDDD)
>Disrespectful.
>0/10

Absolute anal devastation

>>74579561
The ranks only gather last four years

>>74581541
>wtf
>Sorry Polacks, but you overdid it with this one.
A good kek you gave me Germanie.

>>74581541
Italia is basically synonymous. We used it interchangeably.
On the other hand Netherlands is almost always Holandia. Niderlandy is reserved for diplomatic relations.

>>74581576
>Niderlandy is reserved for diplomatic relations.
In case they got pissed at us for callin them Holandia?

>>74580331
>tfw that's me and not the OP
thank you for mentioning me in this thread

>>74581278
That's what two copas in 2 years do for your standing thanks to the cup stage multiplier.
>http://www.fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/procedure/men.html

>Euro winners don't go up in the rankings
great system

>>74581616
you rank up by actually winning games

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>>74580219

>>74579554
>caring about FIFA rankings

>>74581872
I like Gangues de Nova Iorque