/epl/ + /efl/

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Because this general is now slow as fuck and even the last thread died, I'll post this weekends fixtures

FRIDAY
>Brighton v Derby 19:45 KO

SATURDAY
>see pic

you're implying city have fans OP

when was it you realized /sp/ was dead?

for me it was early 2016

i miss /trans/ lads

>>74579046
>>74578933
>>74578914
>>74578867
>>74578851
>>>/int/brit

>>74578914
majority of the posts last night were people like me shitposting how 2 threads had less than 50 posts for a match, laughing at City for being gutless, or laughing at the Algerian phone autist who unironically made 2 threads under different proxies for the sake of trying to appear as not the lone city bandwagoner he is

RING RING RING

@74579077
you must be new here.

Perhaps

>>74578867
All home wins for the premier league, away wins for the fa cup.

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>The Premier League has been granted a court order to stop matches being streamed for free on "Kodi" set-top boxes.

>This decision means that Sky, alongside the UK's other Internet Service Providers (ISPs), will be obliged to shut down the source of illegal streams.


>A Sky spokesperson said: "We are pleased the English Premier League's application to crack down on illegal streaming has been granted.

>"Content piracy is theft and the success of this application is an important step in tackling the issue.

>>74579165
What does this mean though, that Sky and BT are allowed to block all sites they think are illegal streams? Or does it just refer to Kodi boxes.

>>74579165
isnt streaming illegal anyway so what difference will this make

>>74579165
because of this ruling I hope all matches are now televised whether through red button or whatever. To be honest one 3pm Saturday match should be given to BBC. Its idiot the Premier League gets billions for television rights but then fucks off the British viewers saying only a select few matches are shown
>>74579194
I thought it was judiciary law that a pub is legal to show a foreign television channel showing the football?

>>74579198
Its not the PL who decided the 3pm rule you dense fuck

>>74579223
the FA?

>>74579225
no it was me

>>74579238
change it back then

>>74579198
It was argued under European law that showing european streams was legal, too bad that's fucked up now.

>>74578851
>City isn't saturated with bandwagoners like Chelsea, United and Arsenal on a shut in weeaboo image board
I see no problem here
*dabs*

>>74579255
ill do it for next season if i remember

>>74579257
Well considering we voted out of the EU, that probably doesn't apply now

>>74579279
That's what I'm saying dipshit, won't come into affect until you are actually out of the EU though.

>no Sane thread started yet today
Hmm I wonder why that might be.

>>74579345
>3 goals and 1 assist in the league

Wow...damn...£45m of pure gold.....

>>74579530
How much was Jesus worth? 30 pieces of silver?

>>74579385
>>74579385
Based Manish

>>74579165
The 3pm rule is pure AIDS

>>74579198
>>74579577
The only people who hate the 3pm rule are bandwagoners

>>74579530
Don't forget the one CL goal. Ignoring the fact there are quite a few younger, cheaper players with a CL goal this season.

was last night the greatest CL comeback of all time?
that scouse twat micky quinn on talksport said it Liverpoo in istanbul was better.

>>74579607
Man U in '99 is the greatest

>>74578867
so sad boro-sunderland is postponed

I really wanted to watch that game

>>74579607
>3 goals in a half, then taking it to penalties is more impressive than 3 goals in a little over 30 minutes
Nah

>>74579611
Two minutes of luck doesn't qualify

>>74579607
they are both refball comebacks so they dont count

>>74579165
>"it doesn't matter that utd paid 100m for pogba, it's not our money"
>sky pays a shitton to get the rights to the games
>we have to pay a shit ton to watch a few games

I will be a consumer, but refuse to be a customer when anally raped and told the fees don't matter

I'll just have to switch streams more frequently then

>>74579607
>>74579611
IMO, something that wins the final > something that gets you through past the R16 (with exceptions, e.g. a David vs Goliath scenario)

>>74578867

So there's no televised game this Saturday

That sky sports subscription is looking worse and worse

>>74579703
championship will be on Sky
Miles more interesting lad

>>74579607
>>74579633
Liverpool's was in a final though, not only that they were vastly inferior to Milan. Barca are expected to beat PSG 8 out of 10 times.

>>74579716
>Non league

No thanks

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>>74579165
>charge massively obscene amounts for sky sports and then have to pay extra for the BT ones too
>complain about people are using streams and kodi to get around your bullshit pricing

Good. Punters SHOULD be forced to pay to watch "their" club play. It will seperate actual fans of the team from the asian and african hordes.

>>74579740
take your failed meme back to the /epl/ thread that died

>>74579740
>he sat and watched Man City - Stoke

burger city fan here, we exist

t. JF (plus muh heritage)

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>>74579765
At least you're not the worst city fan

>>74579761
People actually watched that last night?

>>74579790
If they didn't, they have no arguement against non premier league posts in here

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>>74579790
apparently. still a shocking attendance though, as usual

>>74579775
that would be me

>>74579809
me on the left

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reminder

>>74579790

I watched it and I literally fell asleep at half time.

>>74579732
Alonso Gerrard Riise and Garcia is superior to Gattuso Pirlo Kaka and Seedorf

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>>74580213

who's having a more JUST season? Poop or Mouyes?

Keep in mind Poop was supposed to be the top contender for the league this season

Never watching the Champions League again after that fucking farce last night, and all those twats on BT Sport jizzing over it like they'd seen the best game ever. Fuck off Gary Lineker you jug-eared cumstain.

>>74580288
At least Poop has consistently been in the top 4 of the table.

>>74580288
I would say Mou because of league position but at least he looks like he'll get a couple of trophies for the season

>>74580324
why the fuck do you, as a pundit, celebrate a goal in the studio as much as they did?

unprofessional as fuck and really I just don't understand the reaction. maybe sit still and say wow, but gerrard hugging rio and owen running around like a headless chicken seems like odd reactions to barcelona winning

>>74580370
Gerrard, rio and owen have no excuse. Gary at least did play for the club

>>74580370
as a player you might have a 20 year career and never have a game like this, they got emotional. Also the 3 of them have been BTFO by Barca in the past, maybe they have beaten wife syndrome

and gary played for them of course

>>74579703
I cancelled my Sky years ago, it's a complete ripoff and I hear that they'll be forcing everyone to use the Q boxes, and technically they won't be able to own them. They'll be sent out on a rental basis and must be returned if a customer cancels their subscription.

>>74580408
that just sounds like standard practice la, my internet router is the same deal

>>74580370
It looked contrived as fuck to me. Something I wouldn't be surprised the BT producers told them to do

>>74580396
Everyone in the English football media seems to love Barca way more than they should. They still see them as the best team in the world.

>>74580416
But when you're paying upwards of £50 per month you'd expect to be able to own the box.

>>74580396
Pretty sure that Gerrard never got BTFO by Barca though.

>>74580431
on their day they are. But I will never understand their hatred for defenders, they outright refuse to buy players capable of preventing goals. If they had another Pique/Puyol and some wingbacks in the last 3-4 years they'd sweep everything

>>74580408
>technically they won't be able to own them. They'll be sent out on a rental basis and must be returned if a customer cancels their subscription.
Virgin been doing that for years

>>74580448
Their defence is too fragile now though. Back when they had Puyol and Alves they were nearly unstoppable. Pique is sluggish these days and Mascherano makes a lot of mistakes.

>>74580447
actually yeah, he has a 1:3 loss at home in the group stage in 2001 but nothing real. Well he's also best buds with Suarez, maybe that's it

>>74580464
>Back when they had Puyol and Alves they were nearly unstoppable
you mean two shit tier defenders?
one is a good leader and the other is a good winger, but neither are good defenders

>>74580455
Virgin is for commies who don't want to give money directly to Rupert Murdoch.

>Graham Westley sacked again
lol

he is a delusional twat

>>74580472
>Puyol
>Shit tier
You have to go back.

>Oxlade Chamberlain asks to leave Arse
Liverpool signing incoming

>>74580370
It was fucking embarrassing, especially Rio cos he was involved in a semi-rivalry with Barca for about 5 years.

>>74580505
I think BT Sport just wanted some free publicity of 'WOW look how amazing this match was, this will be a time to be remembered Im so glad we watched BT Sport that night'

>>74580505
>>74580370
Because they're not lonely virgin faggots who can't enjoy miracles

>>74580539
It's cringey as fuck, I wish sky still had the CL coverage they were much more professional.

>>74579198
>>74579194
I think kodi boxes were a grey zone where no one knew how to move, this decision decide they are a not legal. A lot depends on Sky/the FA anyway, when you have something like reddit having an entire sub or whatever dedicated to illegal streaming it's hard to believe they are serious about it.

>>74580544
t. Gary Lineker

Also it wasn't a miracle, it was a combination of refball and Neymar playing like Superman.

>>74580474
>commies
Is that a bad thing?

>>74580544
So you ran around your house? Poof

>>74580559
Reddit is moving /r/soccerstreams over to a separate website.

>>74580548
CL matches need to return to itv, even they had better commentary. Even the free matches on BT Sport are utter shit.
>not allowed to watch the free match through my sky box because dont have BT Sport subscription
>the official BT Sport stream shits itself every 5 or so minutes

>>74580572
Now I am slightly more worried. I'll have to see how their new site works

>>74580574
Itv were pretty good with CL and EL. I'm happy that BT sport having them though cause it means I can actually watch them. Plus their Goals Show is better than any simucast I see elsewhere

>>74580586
works the same really. if streams are going to die then I'll just invest in a "Sky" box

>>74580586
It's actually better and the streams are listed in an efficient way.

>>74580592
>>74580593
it's good for now but you just know it will turn into ad-riddled javascript asscancer soon enough

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>>74580324
>>74580418
>>74580505
>>74580539
>>74580548
>>74580562
>>74580569
Please have sex, virgins

>>74580574
>BT have signed a £1.2billion deal to broadcast all CL games until 2021
killme.jpg

>>74580637
maybe that's more of a reason they were celebrating

they were getting guaranteed cash for the next fixtures at least

>>74580634
Spotted the paki.

>>74580634
>disagreeing with me makes you a virgin
Okay mate carry on

>>74580608
Not my Navix, never.

>>74580646
What? The pundits on BT are already multimillionaires and BT are making a big gamble paying over a billion.

>>74580649
>>74580653
Pretty sure I'm the only one itt with as Union Jack who hasn't had curry, nasim
>waaaaaaah pundits should be miserable twats like me

Gary 'errrm' Lineker is a terrible host. Can't even eloquently read a teleprompter. He was moaning about the away goal on twitter when PSG scored. No idea why he's so in demand.

>>74580670
sorry.. it was meant to be a joke, saying that this game meant that more people might buy bt to watch the next few games, but it wasn't fully thought out

>>74580670
>BT are making a big gamble paying over a billion.
It's less of a gamble than when they paid to buy them the other year. They now know they have the audience for it

>>74580698
The viewing figures are not what they were expecting. They're actually getting less viewers than Sky were.

got a feeling this lad protecting the pundits is the algerian phone autist on his proxy who recently remembered he's a Barca fan

>>74580711
Im not surprised since they decided all EL matches are payable (bar one match they of their choosing). Would like Channel 5 and itv to have them back.

EL is probably unironically BT's biggest earner/match at the minute with United

>>74580735
>Some sad cunt implying the Algerian isn't a tsufag
>Former players forget their former bias and just enjoy the moment like children
The state of you, jump in front of a train and end your pathetic life instead of wanting everyone to be miserable like you

>>74580791
>pretending he doesn't just follow the support of his choosing as he wishes
youre fooling no one

>>74580791
>jump in front of a train
Only complete and utter cunts kill themselves that way

>>74580808
This. Don't fuck up everyone else's day, just because you're suicidal.

>>74580791
Nah mate, fuck off you uefalona loving pissbag

>>74580808
>>74580815
What's the most patrician way to top yourself?

>>74580821
head in oven

>>74580821
carbon monoxide inside your car/garage, blood absorbs it 900 times faster than oxygen

if you are thinking about suicide, seek professional help or call a family member

>>74580817
Why would I? I along with most normal people and former/current footballers are celebrating the achievement without bias
Off yourself, bitter kissless virgin

>>74580758
>we will never have the glory days of ONdigital ever again
No shitty pundits or meme Twitter discussions, you just put the game on and watched it.

>>74580875
The way youre projecting makes me think its you who is the virgin. Quite funny desu

>>74580821
helicopter decapitation

>>74580894
>Projecting
>I learned how to communicate with others on 4chan
You know how I know you're lonely irl? Kek hang yourself

>>74580923
I feel like if I were the kind of person with access to a helicopter to pull that off, that I wouldn't have any reason to be suicidal.

with poop drawing yesterday, is the league race finished?

>>74580930
>You know how I know you're lonely irl?
You'd be wrong again, my friend

>>74580947
I'm sure, you're a very popular happy guy with friends and a loving girlfriend <3

>>74580875
>waaaaaah stop criticising has-been footballers who get paid obscene amounts of money to talk about football on TV waaaaaah

>>74580945
It was finished when Spurs lost to Liverpool

>>74580945
It was finished a long time ago. All we got to look forward to now is the top 4 and relegation races

>>74580970
whatever you want to believe. If it makes you feel better you can pretend Im alone, but Im not, sorry to disappoint you. It genuinely sounds like it's you who's the loner here.

>>74580821
Walk into the sea

>>74578851
>Etihad had less than 50 people watching them
>Surprised the thread didn't get more

>>74580997
Sure thing, say hi to your mum for me

>>74581070
>say hi to your mum for me
why?

>>74581087
It was rude to not pullout m8

>>74580821
join the army

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*carves a comeback*

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lots of negativity in here today 2bh

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Check one two
You're locked into the /epl/ funposting thread

>Chabby Alonso retiring
Say it ain't so!

>>74580821
Simply losing your will to live even though medically you are completely healthy.

>>74580566
this 2bh

>>74580288
How can a man who has won the league in September have a JUST season?

>>74578933
Think in the summer of 2015 when even /trans/ was slow af. The pedo spammer and the mods basically killed any attempt at making funposting threads. Lots of people leaving (or migrating to /brit/, etc.

>>74580408
Porky laughing all the way to the bank.

>>74580472
>Puyol was shit

>Barry Glendenning leaving guardian for telegraph
RIP football weekly

Surely this will be the first season Pep doesn't wine trophy?

>>74580448
Literally sign 3 defenders in the past 2 seasons and a new keeper

>>74583243
This will be the first season since before he became a manager he finished lower than 2nd

>>74583243
he's still got a reasonable chance in the fa cup, although winning that alone would obviously not constitute a successful season

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39207716

>>74580464
Umtiti and Piqué are world class though

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39222178

>Middlesbrough manager Aitor Karanka is confident he has the backing of chairman Steve Gibson, despite the club's poor form.

>Boro are winless in their last 10 Premier League games and currently sit in the relegation zone, three points from safety with 11 games remaining. They are also the league's lowest scorers with just 19 goals.

There's no way Karanka will still be at the club next season. I haven't seen such a negative and unsuccessful manager in the PL for quite a while.

>>74587771
what about brad bobley?

>Gent are losing 4-1 at home to Genk
>Spurs got knocked out by Gent

>>74587803
Swansea had that 5-4 game under Boob Badly.

Karanka has had a grand total of 4 league matches out of 27 this season where they've scored more than 1 goal.

>>74587771
>19 goals in 27 games

Imagine having to live in Middlesbrough and on top of that have to support this absolute shambles.

>>74588286
>Middlesbrough's strikeforce consists of Alvaro Negredo, Rudy Gestede and Patrick Bamford.

>>74587771
Who'd have guessed a guy who learnt to manage from Mou was very bad at attacking football

hello

>>74589562
nice time get

>>74589562
checked

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>>74589562

>>74579732
This

>>74580213
>mother fucking Luis Garcia
nice b8 there m8
>not to mention Shevchenko, Crespo, Rui Costa, Cafu, Maldini, Nesta, Stam
Yeah, maybe Dida was a bit of a nutcase but holy fuck there's no way anyone on Liverpool's squad would even compete for a spot in Milan's lineup.
I'm hoping for your sake that you're just trolling.

>>74580634
>people have preferences
why would you expect any different?
anyways, it explains why they hardly mentioned the refball, as the good pundits they are, like the ref, they did a good clean up job

>>74580288
I wish Mou would go back to being based Mou.
>Wins the Champions League with FC fucking Porto
>Leaves Chelsea for Inter Milan
>propels Inter to the upper echelons of football
Mou needs to take charge of some down-on-there-luck club and make them into a European trophy contender again. Then he will get his mojo back.

>>74589914
Cafu Pirlo and Maldini are the only ones I rate.

>>74590024
He joined United in July. Where have you been all season?

>>74590024
Porto was full of class players, only casuals don't know this
Inter was one of the most expensive if not the most when they won, only casuals don't know this
Chelsea is oil money fc, only casuals don't know this
>tf
Oh, right

>>74580505
>especially Rio cos he was involved in a semi-rivalry with Barca for about 5 years.

Doubt he really cares much about that "semi-rivalry". He certainly had no problem laughing about it when he interviewed Pique.

>>74590024
Porto and Inter weren't "down on their luck" though, they both had great teams. Especially Inter. You don't win with scrubs, unless something truly ridiculous happens (Ranieri with Leicester).

>>74578851
>>74578914
City fan here who was at the fucking game

cunts

>>74590185
>Porto and Inter are and always were genuine CL contenders
Wrong

>>74590185
>they both had great teams
he's saying Mourinho built and led those teams

>>74579633
except all 3 liverpool goals were in less than 10 minutes

>>74582640
>Barry Glendenning
W-w-what? Say it ain't so

>Man City have Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea in a row
Not sure I can handle that much exposure

>>74590146
So you're saying Mou should go to Monaco?

>>74590024
Mourinho to Celtic or one of the Eredivisie powerhouses comfirmed

In case you missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHgVdkgIOI

>>74590344
he's saving United now, he won't leave until they're back at the top of the english and european game.

>>74590344
Pls make Feyenoord great again Mou

>>74590359
wankers

>>74590367
>saving
Ah yes from 5th to 6th. Saved

>>74590371
relax, he's still young.

>>74590359
Only Madeleine McCann could top that come back

>>74590405
>already day in New Zealand
you've been told before, you're not funny, not getting anything here. go away

>>74590367
>>74590371
Nottingham Forest could be a great longterm project

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*ponders existentially*

>>74590469
I'm not making a joke buddy, Mourinho is making United worse

>>74590633
just stop embarrassing New Zealand, please. It's actually a nice country, there's no reason for them to be thought off as the worst spee shitposters

>>74590723
Let's be honest, they'll never top Canada. Not even Australia

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>>74579828
Please tell me that's not a photoshop

>>74590723
So bringing up stats makes me a shitposter?

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>>74590861
I'm not asking they'd be the best, just that they can keep up with the rest us, regular shitposters

>>74590931
whatever it is you do, makes you a bad one. you're likely in the wrong site.

so.. there's 4 pl games this weekend
>Everton-WBA
Pulis having reached the 40 point mark, means it's time to party and they don't win an away game the rest of the season.. 5-2 everton
>Bournemouth-West Ham
both have terrible defenses, maybe mememouth learned to defend last game against utd when they were 10
1-2
>Hull - Swansea
Hull have conceded 2nd most from set pieces while swansea seem to score every one of their goals from crosses and set pieces.. Silva gets hull going at home though, so I don't know
...going 2-2
>Liverpool - Burnley
burnley? not at turf moor?
liverpool? wanting revenge?
would be hilarious if burnley more than doubles their away point tally in this game, but I just don't see it, they go ahead but concede 3 the last 15 minutes
4-1

I want Swanshit to get relegated so badly

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>>74591187

>>74580370
I see it as them reacting to a great comeback, a reaction that'll occur regardless of which team does it.

>>74590359
>BT Sport
Ugh.

Do we all agree that Channel 5 should at least have Europa League back? and that BT Sport should die

>>74600557
id rather sky died desu

Hazard V Arsenal wins goal of the month
Poop wins manager of the month
Kane wins player of the month

atleast kante will get his rightful player of the year this year

Ded thred

>Monday’s cup opponents are enjoying a long unbeaten run in the league stretching back to October. It has lifted them all the way from sixth to sixth. That last defeat was, of course, the one they endured at the Bridge. Pedro’s 29.6 seconds opener in that 4-0 triumph remains the fastest goal in the league this season.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/03/pmb--chelsea-v-manchester-united--part-one.html

Where can i download full matches guys?. Sometimes i don't have the time to watch them live

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>>74601327
>It has lifted them all the way from sixth to sixth

lel

>>74601357
fullmatchesandshows.com

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Amazing how in the last months the /epl/ thread has completely died. It can't be just because of Chelsea steamrolling the league, can it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMurMd0BX2o

who is the translator holy fuck

>>74600557
BT's Europa coverage is way better than channel 5's

It's amusing to see all these sky customers whining because they're tied to the wrong horse

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>photoshops

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>nearly all my co-workers have developed anti EU opinions

fucking. finally.

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>>74602251

>>74602251
good, one less shit post-soviet shithole to feed

>>74582640
I knew I should have listened and stopped using ad block on Guardians website

>>74582640
Source?

>Brighton v Derby tonight
Can Shteve ensure the shirtlifters get a good dicking tonight?

>>74603177
>implying

you had nothing but profit from it, enjoy it while it lasts because its over soon

>>74603368
europe has been going strong for a few decades and will go strong for some more time but vladimir caucescu, geo-politic analyst (self-teached) can predict the years to come from his basement in the romanian countryside

>>74603395
romanian country side is pretty based tbqh

but yeah I just meant no more free labor for you

>>74603395
Who are you voting for in the election? Macron?

>>74603414
not voting because i think democracy is a crooked concept and I also don't think any candidates are serving the current needs of this country

>>74603412
good
cheap labor is a complete menace to the working class

>>74603368
>rom students flood our schools and gets payed for it

people working 9-5 at the gas station wants to end that? what a surprise. if romania leaves EU they're killing their own future

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>>74603478
>i think democracy is a crooked concept

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39232229

>Alex Neil sacked by Norwich
You now remember when Norwich fans on here said he played the best attacking football in the Premier League and subsequently got relegated with Dieumerci Mbokani as his top scorer.

You also now remember Norwich were in the PL last season.

>>74603478
>cheap labor is a complete menace to the working class

yup. you're alright froggie
>>74603512
>if romania leaves the cancer that ruined its industry, took away the work force and any semblance of brain matter and turned the market into a consumer one based on shitty western imports, it is killing its own future

nothing would be better for us right now but to leave the UN and EU and then go full pogrom. Not sure about NATO

>>74603605
I think you choked on the bogpill there friendo

>>74603636
how? aside from some dutch invests and uk exports we've been completely fugged by the EU. even the investment money that has been thrown here was poorly regulated so they can blame it on us in a few years and ask for it back. tell me exactly why my country needs to import shitty, horrible tasteless tomatoes from spain or some other exotic shithole when we could be 90% self sufficient? or how is it bad that our previous gov forced big retailers to source 51% of shit internally?

I mean I wont even go into how the EU helped our corrupt politicians sell away our natural fucking resources, pushed us into debt and disallowed deals that didn't suit one country or another

Payet on leaving West Ham:

>“I had no desire to play in the lower reaches of the Premier League,” he said.

>“The defensive system that we put in place did not give me any pleasure. With a 5-4-1 in front of our box, I could have had all the freedom in the world, so it’s difficult for me to explain. You could say that I was pissed off, yes. I worked hard in every game without taking any pleasure. You could say I was bored. I had had contact with Marseille and most notably with Rudi Garcia [their coach], who had a philosophy that I knew well. The choice was quick. If I waited six months I would lose six months. With West Ham at home against Hull, we won 1-0 and they hit the post four times. In the changing room everyone was happy, but the man of the match that day was the post. I thought that I would not have room for improvement. On the contrary, I risked regressing. I needed another challenge. I had given them a warning that I would do it and maybe they thought I wasn’t serious,” Payet added.

>“Bilic knew that I wanted to go elsewhere. We discussed it at the start of the season when I returned from Euro 2016, but the club closed the door and I respected their choice. When a club announces that you’re worth €100m, negotiations never get far. I could have gone to war last summer. August was badly managed. In January, I told them I wanted to go to Marseille and nowhere else. The day they told me no, and that it was definitive, I responded to them by saying I would no longer play with West Ham.”

lel what a primadonna

pls derby

Is it time for next season yet?

Derby literally been 3rd best in that half

>>74605301
they are so shit

the best bit is they're going to stick with mcclaren, spend in the summer, and yet again fail to get promoted

Remember when Arsenal fans thought Chelsea was finished and then Chelsea won the league in January and Arsenal lost 10-2? Haha good times

Huge day for Bristol sport tomorrow
>Rovers vs fellow playoff contenders Southend
City away against fellow relegation shithouses Wigan town

How much would it cost to buy a shitty championship team like Wolves?

can't wait for City thread tomorrow

>>74609759
Depends on the debt of the club. I've no idea how much debt Wolverhampton's in

Forum repost;
Whatever happens tomorrow come five o'clock DC and the lads have done the club and the faithful and true proud this season
without fake goalkeepers and snake mercenaries we would 100% already be within the dotted lines if not higher
we have something pantsdowns and his business cronies can never buy which is a united squad and a united fan base
Rovers are the future of sport in the region and always have been
thanks to Pres. Wael DC the players and everyone behind the scenes for another fantastic season

UTG
>I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

Is this the worst Saturday lineup in recent memory? I'm going to be hungover tomorrow and none of this will help.

>>74603586
Still rate him desu I think he was always developing and will be somebody else's gain as with Monk.

I've supported City since my dad told introduced me to Football, even went to City vs Gillingham in 1999.
missed the City Vs QPR game to my tooth being smashed after falling off my bike, getting infected and needing an emergency root canal - Still upset about that.
Ask me anything


>I live in Japan for work

>>74613305
Have you been to any City games recently?

>>74613381
This season? No,
I've been in Japan since Jan 2016, so my last home game was city Vs Everton, I remember because I was pissed off that it was my last game for a while.

I still have a season ticket, I've just given it to my dad who gives/sells it to someone who needs it

>>74613305
What job is it?

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Can >we beat Brentford, lads?

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Massive game today lads. Need three points or we can wave Marco Silva and the Premier League goodbye now.

Shaking like a shitting dog.

>>74613305
What are Japanese women like?

>>74580351
>>74580339
Imho Mou has had the better season between the two, he did win a couple of trophies after all.

>>74616372
>wave Marco Silva

Friendly reminder that he will win Premier League next season and Evandro will win Ballon D'Or

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kek

alri?

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>FA Cup weekend

>>74616766
Manure vs Chelsea la

>>74616781
means nothing. We all know Chelsea will win

>>74616795
Yeah but watching Mouyes get exposed is always fun

>>74616766
>Green texting an upportinity to make LOADSA MONEY

If you've not stuck a cheeky fiver on Lincoln then you have to go back

>>74609759
Two sheep stations

>Pardew favourite for Norwich job
#Pray4Norwich

>>74616942
Thank god he is away from the Lestah job.

Any man in?
Which matches to watch today?

>>74617011
England v Scotland at 4pm

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Why is a league full of shit teams so expensive? Why do we even have to pay to watch shitty games?
The league over here is shit and we have to pay for that shit too

At least tone down your price

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>>74617031

>>74617045
> it watching g the best sport available on a given day

How very yuro of you

>>74617011
>15h30
bayern v sge
hertha v dortmund
>16h45
monaco v bordeaux
>20h45
genoa v sampdoria

>>74617053
It's Jay

>>74617081
Neck yourself

>>74617053
>> it watching g
What did you mean by this?

>>74617081
Fitty pls

>>74617061
ty

>>74617061
>not recommending west brom versus everton

what is wrong with you

>>74617119
>Not watching the best sport available on a given day

>>74616079
pls win burton

>No live football on Sky today except Valencia v Sporting Gijon

Fucking hell, subscription cancelled.

Man City XI vs. Middlesbrough: Bravo; Zabaleta, Stones, Otamendi, Clichy; De Bruyne, Toure, Silva; Sterling, Aguero, Sane.

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>>74617041
Go and watch your local Norwegian team instead if this league so shit

>>74617177
>Bravo; Stones, Otamendi, Clichy;
>City cannot name a defence with more than one good player

Disgusting

>>74579084
he never did this

>>74616537
well it certainly won't be at hull

Who /Shanghai vs Tianjin/ here?

how long are people gonna keep posting about that barca comeback

it was great and all but ffs it was just the round of 16

>>74617238
Wait... Are you saying zabaleta is still a good player?

>That 8-1

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Thoughts?

>Father Ted will take charge of Norwich today
Who else had forgotten about him?

>>74617487
HAPPENING

>>74617494
>irvine v mowbray
the stadium will die from boredom

>>74617487
I think Joe Hart is gonna lose his shampoo endorsement soon unless he gets that fixed

>>74617487
What happened to that new keeper they bought last summer?

>Boro
Fucking hell

>>74617487
why? doubt liverpool would pay his wages

>>74617541
Great goalkeeper
Pep is stubborn to go back on his opinion
Last chance for him to play in a top 6 team

>>74617487
>Klopp : Our goalkeeping situation is as good as possible

>>74617487

There's not much incentive for City to sell him to a near rival.

>>74617566
i mean why for liverpool

i'm sure hart would be stoked to go to any european contending team right now

>>74617589

Liverpool is big enough to keep him in the England team and Europe.

>>74617589
English would rather play midtable in England than elsewhere in Europe.

>>74617600
>>74617617
but why would liverpool want him? he's shit

>>74617617

That's probably as much to do with money as anything else.

>>74617629
Yeah it's money and exposure to the English market/NT first. Lack of ambition follows that.

>>74617626
>Why would a mid table quality club with a relegation quality keeper want a top 4 quality keeper

Hmmmmm

>>74617626

He's better than anything they have

>Carlos Teves is currently playing live football on the television

>>74617699

He looked furious when his chink teammate got sent off

Don't reply to the freak.

>>74617771
Don't worry, I won't

Also 7s

Rooting for Millwall and Lincoln lads.

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>>74617786
Come on Lincoln super lincoln

>>74617859
If you win, how many tendies can you buy with those?

>>74617903
Could buy the golden tendy desu

>Pato

>The absolute state City match thread

>>74618574
read the OP. wednesday match had 2 threads and 50 posts combined

>>74618642
Wednesday match against Villa hasn't started yet.

>>74618683

rofl

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*carves a jolly up abroad with the lads*

>the absolute state of today's fixtures

/3pm/: >>74618880

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FFS KOEMAN WHY IS BARRY STARTING AGAIN

>>74618875
>Wah no top 4
Relegation six pointer and Everton/West Brom could be tasty.

>>74602063
Do me a favour lad, BT's pundits/commentators/overall tone that they aim for is fucking garbage

Literally shit tier

Sky are cunts but at least they do football properly, and not like a bunch of drunk sixth formers

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>>74618888
nice digits

>tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

NEED LEEDS GOAL

>>74619996
>tfw no Lana Rhoades gf

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What a dead board fucking hell

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>>74621580
RIP /sp/
Never 5get

>the disease-ridden favela shantytown of Zola's Birmingham

>lincoln
F

>the english postponed league

>>74621580
Where the fuck is everyone today? The /3pm/ thread didn't even reach 200 replies this week.

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>>74624621
Welcome to 2017 /sp/!

>>74624707
Will you ever escape away from here Austria?

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Liverpool - Burnley tomorrow, lads.

>>74624764
Who knows, I doubt it. Maybe if the revolution happens and the Internet is destroyed. But seriously, it's Saturday evening and this thread is dead. Where is everyone?

>>74578851
can someone please post the koeman 2016 results list where he beat wenger 4-0 lol

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>>74625052

>>74625070
thank you hero

>>74624897
>But seriously, it's Saturday evening and this thread is dead. Where is everyone?
I think the thread split over the past few weeks when some people took the non-league meme too far split the posters, and some just left because of split and slower threads.

>>74625135
>some people took the non-league meme too far
That was some petty as fuck trolling that got pathetically forced.