/NRL/ GENERAL - THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

BTW was gonna merch this thread with Friday's game but it'd be better to just make a new one 2bh

Josh Reynolds is worth at least 500,000,000 a season and is not the most overrated bogan in sydney

PROVE ME WRONG

Should I keep Cam Smith?

There is no way he's gonna break even. I feel like a casual even buying him in the first place.

Knights v Titans is the hardest pick

>>74576768
I did too. I feel like there's no point selling him now though - especially this early on

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What do. Pleas no bully :'(

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>>74576808

>>74576824
you still got 1 spot left on your bench and swap whare and uate for kelly and cotric

Poomunity.

The Bulldogs will unironically win

>>74577506
The bulldogs will lose and the counterterrorism team will be ready on the streets of Sydney.

>>74577506
Dogs are gonna get blasted by like 20

Roosters had a shit year without Pearce last year and everyones acting like they forgot how to play for the whole year cause they gave up once they were unable to challenge for the premiership

Kasiano might slot through once but other than that there's no points in the dogs. Loads of points for Roosters

Mitchell is gonna embarrass some white bois and Mbye

Happy International Womens day to all the girls who post in /nrl/!

>>74578126
You're a day late. Listening to the radio swapping between Triple M and Triple J yesterday was pure hell.

>>74578220
JJJ is so fucked now. Unbearable. Richard Kingmaker has done a number on that place

The only safe space is an mp3 player

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>2016 Roosters

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fun times

>>74578392
it is 2017 now fagget get ready

bloke on reddit who used to give us the 720p link wrote a huge post against piracy

think foxtel got to him lads

As an ignorant American (redundant, I know) why do people hate Rugby League? What's the deal with Rugby Union cunts being such cunts.

>>74578513
it's just banter

>>74578509
Yeah I read that too. Lucky I got foxtel which I don't even pay for though

>>74578513
Unions for rich cunts private schoolboys historically

League is for working class lads

Union is massively unpopular in Aus because obviously the rich class are always outnumbered by the lower class

So the rich kid union cunts look down on us, and we laugh at their gay meme penalty sport played by fatcunts and 7ft freaks and coke head betas

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guys I swapped cotric for braidon burns in my 17

I got a feeling about him lads it'll be suli 2.0

>>74578521
This.

>>74578537
you should put the C on him m8

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Des is finished

Reminder top 8 is irrelevant, only top 4 has any chance of winning

The only reason they push the top 8 meme is to keep fans interested when they cant win

>>74578513
*poos quickly in hand*

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Elite opinion time: This is the true best modern rivalry in the NRL.

>>74578689
kek

Rugby League Week going bankrupt lads

Based Big League wins again

>>74578701
based free market putting memes out on the street

tyvmfreemarket

>>74578701
Yeah, they're even selling the immortal concept to the ARLC.
speaking of,
>you will never EVER live long enough to see a female immortal

feelsgoodman

>>74578741
Elite Opinion: The immortal system is shit and a complete embarrassment compared to most professional sports

>>74578745
t. darren lockyer

>>74578745
Addendum: Trophies are shitcunts for faggots who need an external carrot, and the only real victory is making yourself disciplined and focused.

t. cooper cronk, immortal in wait

Vonnie is fat, FAT!

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What did this kiwi mean by this?

>>74578764
>Immortal
>When you're the 4th best player of the Storm big 4

kek

>>74578771

This is a true supporter, God bless him.

>>74578774
>QLD win without slater and smith
>QLD lose without cronk

rmmt

Big League= 4chan
League Week= Reddit

>>74578783
Cronk played in game 1 and 3 nerd

>>74578745

It's pretty sad because there actually is a league hall of fame. It's just not promoted much.

Luke Keary is trash

>>74578825
He's a good halves partner but gets exposed when the halfback is injured and he has to take charge

Roosters better hope Pearce stays fit

>>74578825
t. Russel Crowe (the cry baby millionaire who couldnt handle the bants and ruined his team by fucking up morale)

fucking chinese dragons and shit

fuck me dead

>>74578837

Yea, that's what i said. He's trash.

>>74578840
It was Keary who couldn't handle the bantz m8, he literally drove all the way home from Coffs Harbour kek

No, it's me, Sean

Evans out, done in warmup.

>>74578853
russel told him to fuck off his property, keary can't just trespass lad

you fucking mongrel respect property rights.

t. john locke

>>74578853

Do you think Crowe threatened to fuck Keary's mum like he did the Burgeii?

Why did Ch9 decide they thought NRL fans were Delta fans anyway?

>LE DONT POSD THE ROASD XDXDDD

>>74578864
You have Keary confused with Azaelia Banks m8

DAMN! The crowd looks like THAT? NRL is huge and is totally not less popular per capita than ever and only has bigger numbers because of bigger populations and is losing money and fans in real terms

Liking the choice of font and colours on the new ch9 scoreboard.

Reminder that no matter how bad Guerra plays he will still start in a winning Origin team this year

>mfw roosters lose.

>>74578896
yeah that crowd is shocking lad they gotta lower the ticket prices 2bh

>poosters

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>tipped roosters

>>74578896
>raining
>work night
>middle of Sydney

They need to kill Thursday and Monday night games desu

>Puke shitty's attempt to tackle

Fuck looking for a reason to take that off them.

Shaun Kenny Dowell

217 first grade games

119 tries

20 Tests for New Zealand

2 Appearances for the NRL All Stars

1 Premiership

>>74578982
I thought he might have touched the line before putting the ball down so it's good they checked.

this is gonna be a crap game

>poosters

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>>74578990

>>74579024
kek

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>>74579024
Delet

So what trades did everyone make? Did you rush in Lolo or Teddy? Did you decide to hold Bromwich?

You didn't trade in any meme players who fluked a good score last week, did you?

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Which guy is our guy in this story?

Why are the Bulldogs playing like the Ipswich Jets?

>>74579063

Traded Bromwich for Lolo and traded Luke Kelly for Jacks

>>74579074
But they're winning

>>74579074
Us fans launched a mutiny and usually that's no worries but we vowed to vote out the current board at the next election

So they don't wanna stop their gravey train so they forced Hasler to adjust their attack

And he can't milk blood from a stone by getting Mbye and Reynolds to kick well, so they have to throw more passes and try and force errors with rushing defence

>>74579083
Herp

>>74579024
Bet he flogged his missus after that game

>>74579083
kek

>poodogs

>It's a Fox Sports felates Mitchell Pearce episode

EEK

>tfw didnt fall for the keary meme

>Souffs let Keary go

KEK

>>74579129
LE
>>74579130
LE

>>74579110
No better on chanel 9.

>Russel Crowes face right now

What kind of regional accent does the sideline reporter have (other than "Australian")?

Dylan Napa using his groin to bully there

>>74579146
western sydney

think you mean brad fittler

>>74579129
Very good post.
>tfw lost that comic

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>>74579093
>this damage control

j-just a new forum member but i'm totally like you! support the team and DO NOT vote out the current board!

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WARNING: STEALING COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL FROM THE KENNEL IS ILLEGAL AND ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF THIS CONTINUES

>>74579156
Does the collar match the cuffs?

>>74579211
>AFP cracking down on doggies fans

When will we be free of the white man's systematic racism?

>>74579221

being on terror watch lists they should be used to it

lads, i'm finally a NEET

>>74579229
Based Matt

>>74579229
being NEET made me a better worker than ever by making me hungry for hard work again

I dont think thats common though youll probably be like josh reynolds ie dud

>>74579240

ill bite you cunt

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>>74579176

Was still in the archives.

>>74579272
Fucking hell only 3 players from the 2013 grand final are still in the team

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>>74579211
based 2011 posters who arent obvious shills

holy fuck dat weak defence

How do I kicked ball

>dogs have missed out on 6 points due to crappy goalkicking

Pooses Poombye is the worst kicker ever

>>74579298
Taufua and Lawrence makes two lad

>>74579321
DCE

>>74579319
Tolman 52 minutes 5 hit ups for 52m

>>74579325
Some Manly fan I turned out to be

>the state of Canterbury's kicking

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>>74579341

>>74579352
Good enough to replace Mbye

>poosters are literally about the lose to a comeback from the fattest and worst late game team in the comp
>such an """""""""elite"""""""""" team

>>74579341
>if holland was playing Bulldogs would be winning right now

Why are the roosters been talked up this week so much lads? Where meant to put 30 on them, did they just get lucky the first week?

>>74579352
was at that game

>skd

lemme give you that poo poo, lemme give you that pee pee

These dumb fucks are going to give the game away at the end

Is this a competition to try and lose?

How is Will so thin skulled compared to his dad?

DEAD

>poosters are gonna lose

Jesus christ both these teams are fucking terrible

Haha, stupid Bulldogs.

muslims btfo

broncs would absolutely massacre these 2 """teams"""

Show us the fight fucks.

Wheres the fucking fight ya dogs

>>74579390
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>>74579394
>>74579399
>>74579412
>>74579418
>>74579423
>>74579432
>>74579433
>>74579451
>>74579457
>>74579464
>>74579470

>>74579470
In the crowd apparently

>>74579479
yeah and id televise it if i wanted ratings but im not some fairy fuck

>Luke Keary in charge of falling on a rugby league ball

>poosters

Jesus Christ, how are the Bulldogs still in this?

>>74579497
People have been tricked by their performance and the Roosters are still plenty like last year.

>>74579497
If they had a decent kicker they'd be winning

Roosters are the GOAT first half team and the WOAT 2nd half team

>>74579507
They have one.

Why the fuck isn't mbye training to kick when Holland goes but? End up this situation.

>>74579492

The Roosters are top of the table!

Roosters on top again lads.
Another minor premiership confirmed

>>74579229
Elite life choice.

>>74579497
Roosters are arrogant complacent cunts who get ahead and think its all over

They still win cause they're just better anyway, which feeds the complacency and arrogance

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>dogs would have won if they made their kicks

>implying either of these teams will be relevant in the finals

>>74579537

The Roosters are elite and the Doggies have an easy draw. I wouldn't rule either out at this stage!

>Gould talking up the dogs new attack so they keep des and keep losing so Penrith are a higher chance to win

fuck you machiavallian cunt i see your game

>>74579558
Mbye - 11 tackles, 3 missed tackles and 18 run metres
Kasiano - 6 tackles, 3 missed tackles, 3 errors for 39 metres

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anyone else going 8/8 this week in their tips?

I'll never understand how they can laugh so much at the same garish jokes they make every week.

>>74579584
You're not.

>>74579584

You're getting 3 in my opinion.

The late show is what the kids these days call “kino” lads!

http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/03/06/les-murray-craig-foster-and-a-chinese-property-giant-new-a-league-bid-launched-for-south-sydney/

>>74579813
craig fosters in my uni class

getting hyped for broncos vs cowboys lads

>getting hyped for a game that has a predetermined broncucks victory

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/cowboys/storm-forward-jordan-mclean-is-on-the-verge-of-signing-with-the-cowboys/news-story/f3a5d02feca40182ae50fcf286a01aa2

>>74580061
Des feeling the heat. Mentioned game management was a factor in the loss along with the kicking game and letting in three tries from kicks so possibly he may make changes now.
Hoppa and Holland could be out for some extended time (Holland shoulder and Hoppa possible facial fracture)

>>74580119
What's this?

>>74580131
The result of a headclash on Hoppa

Serious concussion (not good) and probably an orbital fracture

>>74580119
Poor Hoppa, hope Joseph Smith hears his prayers

>>74579523
And that fucking dog that cost us 5 minors in a row is dead

REJOYCE
E
J
O
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C
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>>74580061
Pauline knows that signing a new Irish 5/8 is the secret of Premiership success

2013 - Maloney
2014 - Keary
2015 - Morgan
2016 - Maloney
2017 - Keary

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>>74580295

>2nd week in a row I miss tipping the margin by 1 point

I really need to stop doing meme margins

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>>74580374

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>>74580347
St Vincents emergency
Reminder that Richie Barnett died on the operating table from an orbital fracture after a head knock with Wendell Sailor. He got better though.

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