2017 World Baseball Classic: America's Overlords vs Colgate

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>>74575536
Getting comfy and watching the Chosen ones play Goyball

Pool E:

Israel
Netherlands
Japan
Cuba

Pool F:

USA
Dominican Republic
Venezuela
Puerto Rico

Semi-Final 1:
Israel vs. Dominican Republic

Semi-Final 2:
Japan vs. USA

Final:

Israel vs. USA

>>74575536
DH Andrelton Simmons (LA Angels; MLB)
CF Jurickson Profar (Texas Rangers; MLB)
3B Xander Bogaerts (Boston Red Sox; MLB)
RF Wladimir Balentien (Tokyo Yakult Swallows; NPB) Former Mariner and Red
2B Jonathan Schoop (Baltimore Orioles; MLB)
SS Didi Gregorius (New York Yankees; MLB)
1B Yurendell DeCaster (Tigres del Chinandega; NCA) Former Pirate
C Dashenko Ricardo (Lincoln Saltdogs; AAPB) Former O's, Giants, and Dodgers prospect
LF Randolph Oduber (Lincoln Saltdogs; AAPB) Former Nats prospect

SP Rod Cordemans (L&D Amsterdam Pirates; NED)

>>74575536
>>74575636
CF Sam Fuld (FA; last played for A's in 2015)
3B Ty Kelly (Mets non-roster invitee; split time between AA & AAA)
DH Ike Davis (LA Dodgers; AAA)
1B Nate Freiman (FA; last played AA)
RF Zach Bornstein (Arizona; AAA)
C Ryan Lavarnway (Oakland; AAA)
LF Cody Decker (FA; lp AA)
2B Tyler Krieger (Cleveland; A+)
SS Scott Burcham (Colorado; A)

SP Jason Marquis (FA: lp Cincinnati in 2015)
Not sure why he's starting
You'd think they would rest him for games 1 and 3 of Pool E

>USA lost to the fucking twins
top kek

>>74575697
Canada lost to the Yankees.

Are Dutch typically good goys?

>That one Dutch player whose only statistical involvement was walking 90 feet
Although getting him on there was probably the biggest controversy of the game

>>74575728
They play good soccer and, apparently, good baseball too.

I'm picking the Dutch to win.

i LOVE the wbc!!!

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>>74575672
>You'd think they would rest him for games 1 and 3 of Pool E

If they win they play Cuba Saturday. If they lose they play Japan Sunday.

So he has 3 or 4 days rest and its not like he will be throwing 100+ pitches.

>>74575712
that's not nearly as bad as the home country of baseball losing to the fucking twinks lmao

Hello

It's 4 o' clock at night here

What is this?

I did not know we had a baseball team

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We get to use this image for the next round when its Israel-Japan

>>74575767
but they weren't trying lol

(((STEIN)))

>>74575767
But according to the world, Yankee=American. Hence, Canada lost to America.

>>74575795
(((Shlomo)))

And here we go!

>Designated Hitter Andrelton Simmons
Who'd ever thought that term and that name would be used together?

ok you guys... that's great... real funny. let's give the antisemitism a rest now, ok??!

>>74575824
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

One of these two teams along with Japan will most likely be going to the semifinals

>>74575770
A pretty good one at that. They made it to the semifinals in 2009 and have already secured a spot in the 2nd round this time.

It's the World Baseball Classic. Started in 2006. Netherlands is pretty solid, mostly due to guys like Xander Bogaerts who are from Aruba and other Dutch colonies.

>>74575824
SHUT IT DOWN

>>74575822
brought to you by didi gregorius' apparently outsized ego

>>74575839
>not having faith that the shit posting nation will shit post their way to the semis

excellent crowd on hand today
based seoul

Really? We're Letting Israel, a terror state that has destabilized the Middle East, stole Palestine, and killed countless innocent civilians play baseball. Is this what the world has come to? Fuck Israel for all their crimes, it's disgusting what they've done to the middle easterners

>>74575873
>crimes against humanity
>middle easterners
>humans

>>74575873

There's like one actual Israeli on the team, it's mostly American Jews. I wish WBC had stricter nationality rules for that reason.

>>74575871
Yeah, even when Korea was playing there were only like 100 people.

MLB needs to reevaluate these venues. Tokyo's cool, but...this is sad.

>>74575840
semis in 2013, 2nd round in 09 and they beat the DR twice. no 2nd round in 06 but they did throw the first and so far only no hitter in the wbc

>>74575895
no it was nearly full when korea played, which isn't saying much since it only seats 17k

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>>74575840

Really now.

No one here plays baseball, so I guess it's indeed just people from our colonies who are playing in the Americas

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Fuck this meme tournament. Didi you better not get injured you clog

>>74575895
>Tokyo's cool,
44k when Japan plays
maybe 6k when not

>Profar
ayyy

Good Goy

>>74575911
Yeah it's mainly Aruba and Curacao, which weirdly has recently been pumping out a bunch of baseball talent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_World_Baseball_Classic

>39k people at the cuba-china game
who are they trying to fool, there were only a few thousand

>profar

>Dutch baserunning

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>>74575782
He stopped posting videos on his YouTube channel in 2015, and I started to worry that he may have passed, but it seems he's still alive and kicking. Facebook seems to be his platform of choice in 2017.

https://www.faceberg.com/HakuZynkyoku/

Good grief, what was that Dutch player thinking?

>>74575911
don't lie

we already know about the honkbal

>>74575929
>japanese people digging out from work to watch commies play
yea, not even americans would do this

>>74575912
kysmm

>>74575911
nah like a third of the team was born in the europe netherlands and most of them play in the dutch league

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>tfw I already bought tickets to the finals at Dodger Stadium without knowing who will play.

wtf why are the netherlands pitching some grandpa

>>74575935
>39k people at the cuba-china game

I wonder if they made folks buy the entire strip in order to get the three Japan tickets?

>>74575998
Because he's the wily veteran. Aren't you listening?

>a screenwriter in his spare time

you can't make this up

>>74576007
Idk, I feel like it's a good excuse for high tech nippon to laugh at the futile efforts of communist shit holes. And just laugh at China in general.

>>74575951

hah

only now I realize that must sound pretty funny to anglos

>>74575970

What, really? Our league isn't televised and results aren't reported on the news or anything. I couldn't name a dutch team even if I tried. Hell I don't even know if the city that I live in even has a team.

Is Holland really still officially a kingdom?

What role does the monarch play? Is it just like Britain where they're a lovable figurehead with no actual power?

>>74575985
tfw finals week is the week of the finals

2021 i guess...

>>74576076
Pretty much.

>>74576076
>lovable figurehead with no actual power

p much every remaining monarch in europe desu

oy gevalt, they at it again

JEWS

ROCK

A SCREAMIN' MIMI TO LEFT

Israel is definitely going to the semis lads

WITH JEWS

YOU WIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

yes! i want the jews to WIN!!!

Sad to see Cordemans go out like this, that guy's been elite in International play as long as I can remember

JEWS CRUISE

And the hits just keep on coming for Israel.

>>74576165
oy vey

why even play the rest of the tournament? The jews won

Dutchies pls

who's in the booth for MLBN?

the Jews will get their ass kicked when teams actually try next round

where do I get one of those red gloves the japanese team has?
those things are slick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc

official thread theme

Come on Jew Slam

>>74576219
jew slam inc

Hava nagila
Hava nagila
Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa

Fug

nvm this guy sucks

>>74576278
Yeah, that group is kind of a joke.

On the other hand, the USA did lose to the Twins...

>>74576292
It was a fucking scrimmage

>>74576308
seething

Big Fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRhzOaC_W84

lel

canada sucks hahaha

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Lets go Jews.

>korea
>cuisine

More like eating dogs

Apparently the on loan players was the ones who fucked up for the US so we're still good

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>>74575873

>>74576413
boom GOTTEM haha

>>74576413
>doesn't enjoy based korean bbq

also i'd totally eat a dog. it's not like a cute golden retriever, it's like one of those meme, asian, yellow dogs.

>>74576430
>mfw israel wins a wbc before america

>>74576452
America would throw the game against Israel and let them win

>>74576464
And pass them some guns on the DL at the end.

How is the Tokyo Dome gonna react when they get btfo'd by the jews
Do Nippon fans ever riot like vancouver

>>74576478
it's some meme tournament no one cares

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>>74576478

>>74576514
Only because of people like you. And they care a lot in Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico.

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What part of the Israel are you guys from?

>>74576535
Yes, yes, you've posted this a lot. Save it for the next round.

>all these washed up minor league players
What happens when they start facing actual talent?

>>74576560
They're beating a team with every shortstop in the league

>>74576558
No, that last one was done by someone else. I posted the first one for the thread.

>>74576560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVj61gruwg

>>74576553
new york new york and you

>>74576572
and no pitchers

>Shlomo is the one who will probably be left off

He didn't even get an appearance

>bustgaerts

fat guy with a little drum

>>74576665
who paid for him to be there

>>74576681
Korea afraid he was going to eat all the dog and gave him a free ticket, lol

>mfw Bogaerts it's an actual knight in the Netherlands

>>74576715
so is Didi

>>74576722
yeah but bogaerts is actually good

>>74576715
>>74576722
So is their manager, Bam Bam Meulens

>>74576725
>bustgaerts

>>74576759
by good i mean bad (being bad is good)

Someone's trying too hard

dat Mensch

>mench on the bench
everytime

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>>74576779

>>74576794
gayyy

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Israel, Israel, qué bonito es Israel

>delicious food
That's dog you idiots

>all these flies

a girl bringing her dog on a date is a red flag, just fyi

>>74576893
flies around your food stinky mexican jk (not racist)

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>>74576794
oh shit, Alex Liddi still plays baseball?

>>74576794
they got goddamn calligraphers doing their lineup card?

the wbc site lists 31 players who aren't loan players for team italy

Is Kevin Youkilis Israel's no hitting coach?

>>74576993
thanks

>>74577005
Could they be any bigger frauds?

that dutch qt

There's hope with Schoop

are there really this much black people in the netherlands?

anyone get that Dutch qt?

go usa

>wbc
>Netherlands vs Israel
>99% of all these posters are from the US

Lmao this tournament is such a joke even the nation's participating don't even give a fuck about it

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JONNY BASEBALL

>>74577071
Colonies, laddie. Schoop is from Curacao and Bogaerts is from Aruba.

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>>74577076

>furfags in the wbc

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was that a Dutch furry?

>>74577117
Lmao who's that troll she's next to

Also that ring on her finger. Fuckkkkk. She's for sure the wife of a player

>>74577117
ew nevermind

>>74577146
YIFF IN HELL

>getting dominated by career minor leaguers

kek

>>74577146
Why do I get a feeling these individuals work for the embassy?

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>>74577170

>>74577194

>Literally invented the sport
>Can't even win international Mickey mouse tournament

How embarrassing

>>74577212
Yeah
Can't believe England lost to Israel either

>>74577194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAtGT-fFvr0

>>74577212
Pool D playing in an even more empty meme park

>Estadio Charros de Jalisco Capacity: 16,000

After the MLB started speeding up games, now watching this slow as fuck pace in the wbc I fucking hate it.

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Am I crazy or does Bogaerts kinda look like a black Chris Davis?

>that fuckhuge flag

Aussies are starting with former big leaguer Travis Blackley
China meanwhile going with Korean-born Ju Kwon who is considered to have MLB potential

We're getting Shlomo are some point, right?

>profar's baserunning
wew

>#1 top prospect

>>74577334

second fuck up by Profar

Wtf was that orange nigga even thinking? Keep your leadoff double m8 it's the fucking 6th inning

That was a pretty good relay senpai

Slowmo got Schlomo'd

>Rougned Odor's dad is a coach for Venezuela
>Won't start
>Originally left off roster

>all those pitching changes

64D chess

>>74577375
Sorry uncle
Still

If Profar wasn't retarded we'd have a game on our hands

>>74577381
I'm excited for Shlomo inevitably getting the save

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found last nights top qt lads

>>74577106
Its in the middle of the night here

>>74577146
good to see the royal family out and about

Christ get this guy off the mound

>>74577454
Still we had a Czech bro for the qualifiers

>>74577117
nice redstitch "baseball" cap

kinda want one

>>74577454
Do you like baseball

>>74577489
He fucked up last night too

>>74577454

>Middle of the night

6:24 AM

MY JEWESS
TAKE MY SOUL

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Is this legitimately the ugliest Dome stadium you have ever seen?

Why do the MLB Network announcers keep talking about it like it's a beautiful museum from the Renaissance?

>jew crew

We could have come up with a better image, right?

>Jew Crew

>jew crew

holy fuck lol

>>74577521
You've never seen the Kingdome, have you?

LE HEIM

where exactly can i get this jew crew t shirt?

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>>74577535
Looks p dope desu

>>74577547

Based Canelo

>Hitting senior citizens
Sad desu

THAT PLAY HOLY SHIT

Based Burchan

That was a fucking gnarly play

SIGN THAT MAN

>>74577521
I think it looks alright

based burcham

Burchan saved that play

>>74577601
Any idea who will pitch for you guys against Venezuela and Puerto Rico?
Gallardo is slated to pitch tonight

where is Ryan Braun?

is he too good to play for the Jews

>>74577614

Probably Miguel González, we're super shallow in pitching depth.

>>74577628
Seems like it will be a rough go for you since you've got poor pitching and nearly no offense

does anyone have a YouTube stream?

>>74577647

Luis Cruz will lead us to the promised land

ALL PART OF THE PLAN

Burcham got caught in a fucking bear hug

>>74577628
what, pitching is easily your strength, almost every one is in the big leagues or at least has big league experience. And no offense at all

@whoever was in the Japan vs Aus / Taiwan vs Dutchfag thread asking if my Taiwanese girlfriend had any trap friends, I just asked and she does not

That is another shoah

Hugged

fuck these umps

Fuck that shit, give the jew his extra base

is there really no challenge system in the WBC?? Isn't this ran by the MLB?

>>74577693
Why the fuck would anyone ask about that?

>>74577693
Why would your girlfriend have trap friends to begin with?

>>74577718
manfred is testing out removing replaying in order to speed up the game

>>74577718
They said earlier that replay can only be used on disputed home runs, and it's initiated by the crew chief.

>>74577718
For some reason the first round only allows replays for homers

>>74577726
>>74577727
Idk it's /sp/, you're a bunch of queers

>>74577718
I think they mentioned that as the games go further forward, replays will be instituted. Right now, it's basically Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Andrea Bocelli, and Lemon Jefferson as umps

go ahead cameraman

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where did he go

How come he won't even play for his people

>grow the game
Who the fuck in Europe is watching this?

>>74577755
Why do you have a girlfriend if you're on /sp/ then?

dem big titties

>>74577769
Maybe there needs to be pool play in Europe

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>>74577783
>mfw

>big man

Fuck, so close

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Cutest girl I've seen so far desu

When is Uganda going to be good enough to play in the WBC?

>>74577769
nobody, all the complaints on the WBC twitter is proof of that

THOSE

TITTIES

>>74577796
Remove /tv/

game so slow they gotta show people sleeping

>>74577808
When theyganda git gud

>>74577816
>>74577783
>>74577789

Someone got a screenshot of these warlocks?

Tip the fedora damn it

>the lion is a chink
Of course. Probably an embassy employee

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These cameramen are based af

>>74577857
Seoul is getting culturally enriched

>>74577857
>big-tittied light-skinned black woman

i'm done, thanks

>>74577857
and now the other big titties before her, in a group

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>>74577857

>>74577857
Post the white girl, looked like her tits were hanging to her knees

>>74577901
this

>>74577857
her fake eyebrows ruin it.

This is turning into a shoah

>>74577901
stream refuses to rewind for me anymore

>>74577916
OY VEY

Pls Schoop

HERE WE GO

>>74577922
It's too far along for me to go back, fucking shame

should've been two desu

SHUT IT DOWN

I wanna see Shlomo

>>74577916
>>74577933
anti-semites please kill yourselves thanks

OY VEYYYY

YOU BLEW IT

two shots right at the 2nd baseman

Didi, why?

oy vey

didick

Somehow it's only been 3 hours for 7.5 innings for this essentially meaningless game

I kind of remember Didi being hilariously unclutch at times

It's like what they say, when you give the Jews 2 chances to turn a double play...

>>74577970
he was clutch yesterday though

no real advantage in seeding here, no teams are without an off day in between in the 2nd round

though for the americas bracket the group winners get 2 days off instead of 1

>Commentator implying this is professional

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>>74577970
Not today

fucking lanklets

>>74578056
there's prize money involved for all teams senpai

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Nate Frieman and Sam Fuld are my ex-Oakland A's bro's on this Israeli team

What the fuck is this commentary now

Battle of the lanklets

>>74578065
It's a game between every shortstop in the major league against Jewish minor leaguers

What else are they gonna talk about?

>that jew

Actually they'll both play Sunday, Tuesday, and Monday so there's no real difference at all

Was that a holocaust survivor?

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throwing some subtle shade

>>74578115
lel

Hey why isn't Shlomo?

the Jews are about to sweep this pool play

l'chaim

I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS WIN

WITH JEWS YOU WIN

mazel tov

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all according to plan

wow.

TBQH, I really thought mlb heavy Netherlands was going to curb Israel

inb4 Korea goes 0-3

>Jews sweep the Pool
[sounds of hands rubbing against each other]

Palestine is not a state and never should be

The US has never gone 3-0 in a pool before
wtf?

>>74578164
you're retarded desu
netherlands isn't going to curbstomp anyone with their pitching staff

>>74578169
the best US players will literally never ever field a full team in the WBC, spring training is just too important to their big money contracts
this year may be the strongest US team ever though

>>74578196
this year might be the worst team ever

06 is by far the best team ever, that team was very nearly as good as it gets, the only thing that could've been better was the outfield

>>74578225
06 may have had the best players, but they did not try to win at all
the mentality behind every USA team was that the WBC is for fun and just like playing exhibitions
I think this is the first truly patriotic team that wants to win for their country

>>74578169
USA doesn't care about meme tournaments

we did it my american jewish friends!

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>>74578303

>>74578303
never doubt the jew crew

don't ever disgrace my flag again by putting it next to that kike abomination

>>74578303
Out of curiosity, how much attention in Israel is being paid to this tourney? Is interest picking up as they keep on pulling off upsets?