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reporting in

The "Australian" likes to reddit post simply because it is learned behavior. Simply put the "Australian", who posts his zingers on reddit, takes an introspective look at himself and sees the shambles of his life. This depressive view therefore, in the "Australian" mind, connects and views the act of posting on reddit as a self destructive act. The "Australian" simply projects himself upon their own posts and pushes his deep sadness onto others.

Reddit in and of itself has no meaning, but carries the embarrassment of the poster, hence being something to be ashamed of.

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>>74575562

turned the cric on who's this retard with the beer?

>>74575590

Deafy-chan

>>74575466

God he looks like a complete spaz

Complete autism

Just had a ripped factors protein shake ama

>>74575466
Who's the poof in the suit and why's he touching that retarded kid?

>>74575775
That's Rod Marsh and his son Mitchell Marsh

>>74575466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcrfw-MVJnI&
He's legitimately thicker than pig shit
>Yeah nah didn't really like school aye just focused on cricket aye wasn't good at school

*sledges you then loses the test match*

>>74575866
This is the best poopeelian cricket could muster.

Really pulsates the peanuts

Based jannies

>>74575621
t. Ishant Sharma

*looks up at the dressing room*

>The majority of interesting in Cricket South Africa's new T20 tournament has come from within the country and from India
>There has also been interest from the UK, the USA and the UAE . The next step in the process is for parties to submit tender proposals by April 15.

They're watching our sport lads

Sportsbet.com.au FB page going off tap lads. Massive shit flinging contest between Aus Cucket Bogans and Poo in Loos.

>Breaking a rule because one of your subordinates (who's played like 3 Tests mind you) told you to
>Frequently undermined by Matthew Wade on the field (YEAH M8 THAT'S OUT REVIEW I DON'T CARE WHAT SMITHY SAYS)
Does Steve Smith have any authority over his players at all?

raval lads

>>74576229

Happy for him
Like how he plays

>criggit

>>74576243
I like his moustache

If either of these two go, the whole order collapses

Quite enjoy watching the blackcaps play well

Quite dislike them playing badly

thanks for the jinx CUNT

What a fucking doofus

Drop Raval IMMEDIATELY

Raval can't beat the 50 bugaboo


Stop cursing it pls

Fuck

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What happened here?

Ross is going to channel his grief and get a quickfire 300(150) running out four of his partners along the way.

>NZ vs SA
>poomunity is dead

>>74576755
>poo vs aus
>spirit of cricket is dead

>>74576772

Classic

Literal shit slinging and telling each other to fuck off lel

>>74576772
that's what happen when your captain is an autistic sperg

And that's the game. Unless Latham/Raval actually don't suck in the next innings >we should lose this.

cant run someone out if you cant walk :^)

Fug

If me and 10 random cab drivers played the best 11 cricket players in the world, would the world XI be able to score 900 runs in 90 overs against my team?

>>74576124
He told Shaun Marsh to "go" and he walked right off the pitch

>>74576791
Yeah not a Kholi fan Tbh

>>74576952
Ten runs an over wouldn't be hard, the endurance would be though.

>Ross Taylor (8*) has retired hurt with a right knee issue. Nicholls comes out to replace him

Is he scared to face Morkel or something?

REMOVE nicholls

Thank fuck

Fuck sake

>almost running your captain and top scorer out
quality from shitcolls there

>>74577001
I don't think they go for 900 Tbh. They'd probably declare after going 762-1 after 86 overs

Did you hear Kane say "fuck me" right after it happened lel

>test cucket
*yawn*

>>74577181

Unironically the best version

When you're neet

t20 >> test >>>>>>> backyard cricket >>>>> odi

>>74577259

Awful taste

Rugby >>>>> Cricket

>>74577265
you're wrong

>>74577281

Backyard >>> test = odi >>>>>>>>>> t20

Cucktill should be NZ's #5. Even though he sucks in Test s, he's still much better than Neeshit, Nichole etc.

Test>T20>ODI>rounders>Pesäpallo>boreball

Into the tail lads

Drop Nicholls

Guppy at 5

>>74577330
Tail starts at 5

Fucking selfish Taylor getting injured

>>74577336
In all formats.

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>>74576956
>What do you think, cap?
>Yeah I think go
>G-go?
>Yeah go
>Alright then
>WTF mate I said go

"Australian" betas

>>74577364
Besides Smith telling Marsh to walk and "cheating" what are some other JUST moments of recent memory for him?

>>74577364
What did the selectors think was going to happen when they made a literal autist the captain?

>>74577391
Sending Starc in to bat with a broken foot after a mini collapse against Poo Peeland when there were still about three wickets remaining with like 2 runs left to get. Starc was just utterly confounded by it.

>Poo Peeland
>About 5 Pajeets on their team
It's like pooetry

>>74577435

2 lol

>>74577435
Literally only two you dumb fuck. Typical ausFAILian, can't even count.

*gets chub over seem presentation*

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*bounces the ball twice*

>>74577391
Virtually every "captain's call"

There's also that shot he did that gets posted here a bit where he swung the bat the wrong way in the wrong direction, I think it was against Sri Lanka?

>>74577558

Why is he always spitting on his hands

His hands must stink

>"who was the first Prime Minister of Australia"
>... Bob Hawke?

Stove is a fucking mong

>>74577558
Is that the one where he ran halfway down the pitch and missed it completely getting stumped?

>>74577564
Because it's what Clarke did. Smith is defined by trying to (poorly) emulate captains before him, specifically Clarke and Border.

>>74577577
Yeah think so. Fucking hilarious picture actually. I remember The Grade Cricketer posted it saying "yeah got a good one on the weekend"

I remember there was a cricket australia video where one of the players (Paine?) said that Smith was the stupidest player in the team.

Fuck Shakib sucks outside of t20 these days.

>>74577786
He hit a double century not even two months ago you pleb.

nothing worse than a badly made curry lads

>>74577917
t. Matt Renshaw

Anyone here been to Galle? Looks comfy for a third world country

>>74577895
That was a rroad so flat you'd think they were showing the game on channel 9.

Also
>against PP
Does that even count?

As the primary "Smith is a mong" poster, he's the best captain available to Australia and it is that fact that makes me the most livid

>>74577979
Mudslime, Bailey, White, Burns, Hartley, Warncuck are all unironically better choices

>>74578028
Warner, maybe. None of the others are regular enough players in the XI. If we were choosing players based on captaincy Voges would still be in the team.

I remember an interview with one of the bowlers when Warner was captain and they said he "kept things simple" since his bowling """plans""" were literally just "oh aim for the top of off I reckon"

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>>74577558

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>>74578116
or

basically he's fucking stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnPPAr7p04o

>>74578052
Time for a specialist captain I reckon mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVI-xVWZf3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzewfLDZoFQ
How are you lads spending the evening

What's gonna be the SA/NZ result lads? DDraw I reckon.

>>74578278
NZ to collapse in the 2nd innings and lose by ~140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdvyPPvDwQ

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r8 my new look lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

>>74578328
im lovin' it

If Australia want to win this series Steve Smith has to step up and bowl some spin part time.

Otherwise it will be 3-1 as I predicted.

>>74578357
hope smith doesn't bowl

>>74578365
Reminder that I successfully predicted the second test result while India were "losing".

>>74578378
reminder everyone was saying that Australia were going to lose the test

>>74578382
Yeah I'm sure they were. Apparently all my successful tips seem obvious in hindsight.

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>>74578391
yeah that's generally how it goes

you tip the obvious results and spectacularly fail on anything else

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What's up, Marsupials? Any Marsupial suicided yet?

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>>74578328

>>74578378
A broken clock is right twice a day

Daryl Harper or Aleem Dar

>>74578391
Oi cunt will you ever address your continuous fuckups or are you too chickenshit to face me? I'm waiting.

>>74578328
Old cunt trying to be cool and failing/10

/crock/

/of/

haha

>>74578328
>straffo dyes his hair
KEK

Got my haircut by the new Russian dude at my barber and he gave me like a barrier thing at the front and I’m really not sure about it

straffo is fucking hilarious

Stoinis is on the plane lads

Maxshit on suicide watch

Western Australia should just give up on cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-st-gP2Tc
kino

Is Kahwaja really that bad at playing spin we have to risk an India tour on an unknown?

https://youtu.be/x8EZETHRD4Q?t=29s

another one of greg chappell's suicideland boy toys

anyone up for some wattle glen rules tommorow night?

>>74578772
yeah mate
up for trialing two hands two bouncers?

>>74578752
Khawaja is so bad id unironically pick M Marsh as a specialist bats"man" over him

>>74578752
He was getting bamboozled by Pakistan's part timers on bouncy meme wickets

>In January, Henry said Hayne had turned up to the start of pre-season training overweight, citing the excess bulk acquired from NFL conditioning. “He’s come back a bit heavy and we’re working on that,” Henry told Sky Sports Radio on 10 January.
>you LITERALLY have to be overweight to play fatball

Feeling fat and homosexual, lads

>>74578895
Based Statsy

>>74578895
Nice bait
StatsMESSIAH is in elite physical condition

>>74578772

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/cricket-chat/6827-wattle-glen-rules.html

>>74578895
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

>>74578908
yeah nice job working out the joke mate

>>74578895
STATSJESUS WONT YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>74578895

Based statsbro, hows the bf lad?

>/afl/ LITERALLY nonexistent and one game is already over
/afl/ on dead poomunity watch
/wog/ on thriving community watch

>>74578895
Statsy m8 give it a rest ok we've had enough

>>74578908
>Warne is god
KEK not anymore

got some new thongs today

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

hello friends I would like to talk about the US cricket team
how do we not be shit
do we need to get some of those free visas for immigrants
should we bring old baseball star out of retirement to play

>>74579197

Nice proxy

>>74579207

>american cricket team
>american


There's your issue dumbass, and you've got a president who hates immigrants

Hey guys
Just wanted point out Australia is playing China to try to advance >>74578962

>>74579212
>ausworm cant handle the fact that everyone worldwide agrees that /rug/ is superior to /cric/
sad!

>>74579212
i don't think he would mind 20 or so just for sport

morning lads

>>74579642
Hello

When is the third test featuring India and the only test nation that matters?

>>74579207
leach off the caribbean

the BBCs are without a doubt the most talented players in international cricket, they just completely lack any kind of money or training. With a bit of funding from the US they could be elite. I guess if T20 cricket does end up going to the 2024 olympics that's possible?

I think baseball rejects could all make passable T20 batsmen, although I don't know how well that would translate to test cricket.

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Pissrat is a lying cunt

Not going to defend Smith of Handscomb, but he is LITERALLY talking out of his arse when he says that it happened more than once.

Can't wait for him to fail in the next test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY_svnHkWg

Who /stayingupallnightforirrelevantODI/ here?

>>74580384
/notme/

>>74580401
casual detected

>>74580095
>being rude about an indian 'icon', the 'greatest batsman of his generation' who averages in the 40s in test cricket
like you want effigies to be burnt of you m8

>>74580607
the hype he gets really bothers me

I can understand curries thinking he's the greatest thing since tendulkar since that's what they do. I can almost understand an acb thinking that since they only have seen him in that Australian series in 2014/15 and pyjamas. No one else has any excuse; his stats are fucking shit compared to the other "big 4"

Rahul
Elgar
Pujara
Williamson
Rahane
Stokes
De Kock
Ashwin
Amir
Starc
Rabada

#nailedit

>>74580709
thought you hated ashwin

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>>74578116

>>74580667
he slaughtered an england side without a good spinner and started to believe the hype he was a god among men. nathan lyon has been all over him, and he considers himself as good as if not better than tendulkar, laxman dravid etc. pretty embarrasing

>>74580718
he's stil ultimately fraudwin and a weak era king, but he can bat at least

i'd go for herath on a turner

pirating music gets harder every year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

be interesting to see what windies do if the pitch really is flat and england post 300+, whether they go for it or just fold

>>74580783
Herath is better than Hogg, Miller, Macgill

>>74580709
is this suppsoed to be a world XI? if so lad wew

>England
>Captain is Irish
>Opener is Seth Effrikan
>Two Paki bowlers

>>74581035
pakis were all born in england tbf

>>74581035
Forgot to mention the kiwi all-rounder

>>74581068
I was born in a hospital, that doesn't make me a stethoscope

>>74581116
But being born in England definitely makes you English, or are you not Australian because you're not an abo? Roy wouldn't count as South African under your logic given his English heritage and the fact that he isn't an indigenous African.

Kys saxshit

Why is every single Windies wicket SO Fucking sluggish?

>>74581146

The Abbo's founded the country "Australia"???

The Bantu created the country "South Africa"???

TIL i guess

>>74581035
my favourite bit of trivia is during the 2008ish series in south africa, while KP and Strauss where batting against SA the only player not born in south africa on the field was Paul Harris, who was Zimbabwean

>>74581163
They doctor their pitches to pander to their manlet curry spinners. Should focus on the BBC teebeeaich

>>74581165
Yes
Not in its current form, but yes. To deny someone a nationality on an arbitrary ground like that is fucking retarded. By that logic, very very little of the Australian population can actually be considered Australian given the amount of Australians with foreign born parents like Ali and Rashid's.

>>74581199

No they did not. Abbo's didn't even have the concept of nationhood, they didn't fucking start one you idiot.

Gonna stop responding to bait though. Nobody posting here would unironically think "le coons founded le Australia XD"

>>74581231
>nationhood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalposts

>>74581170
>Paul Harris
kek completely forgot about that bloke

easily the blandest spinner to play the game

>>74581239

>>74581165

Yeah, moved those goalposts so far... I went from claiming that they didn't found the country Australia to claiming they didn't found the nation of Australia.... WOW

>>74581300
We were talking about whether or not they are Australian, which they unequivocally are. YOU knew that YOU had lost the argument and so started bringing in irrelevant bullshit about nationhood.

>>74581283
he had a stock ball that barely spun and an arm ball, that was his entire armoury of weapons. him and giles could have bored a batting team to tears

anyone in chelmsford wanna frot?

OFFICIAL TOP BLOKES TO HAVE ON YOUR SUNDAY FRIENDLY TEAM POWER RANKINGS:

1. 6ft8 lanky black fast bowler nobody can understand
2. Extremely hungover Aussie ex-pat wearing sunglasses who still catches anything that goes remotely near him
3. Slightly posh guy who plays 2 beautiful looking shots then gets out every time
4. Guy who stands at point and shouts absolutely hilarious banter (move down 9000 places if banter isn't funny)
5. Indian manlet who tries to hit every single ball for 6
6. Ancient fossil who can barely move, bats at 11 and only plays blocks
.
.
.
9001. Guy who thinks he can bowl leg-spin but can't land it on the pitch
90001. Overweight guy in his 50s who shouts at anyone who slightly misfields
900001. Young Pakistani guy
90000001. Old Pakistani guy

>>74581314
No, we were talking about whether paki's are english, which they unequivocally are not. YOU knew that (as evdenced by >>74581068 ) YOU had lost the argument which is why YOU started claiming that coons founded australia >>74581199

>>74581350
I remember he used to get excited after every ball and act like he almost got them out, even if he had just been belted for a six.

>>74581366
>9001. Guy who thinks he can bowl leg-spin but can't land it on the pitch
me Tbh

>>74581366
Would love to play some club cricket in England. /only ever played with 5 & ^ (6 was actually our #3 and best batsman until he had a stroke the other year. R.I.P Lewie)

>>74581366
>bats at 11

wait so what about afternoon games?

>>74581491

I've never actually played those rules.

>>74581366
9002 should be guy with all the gear and no idea.

AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS THAT AREN'T AUSTRALIAN
>James Pattinson
>Usman Khawaja
>Matt Renshaw
>Hilton Cartwright
>Andrew Symonds
>Ashton Agar
>Steve O'Keefe
>Marcus Stoinis
>Moises Henriques
>Mitchell Starc
>Ryan Harris
>Mark Waugh
>Steve Waugh
>Richie Benaud
>Andrew McDonald
>Steve Smith
>Glenn McGrath
>Jason Gillespie
>Jason Krejza
>Beau Casson
>Simon Katich
>Phil Jaques
>Stuart Clark
>Graham Manou

among many others

Should just fuck off Tbh

>>74581553

Yea, I knew there would be lots I'd forget so feel free to suggest more.

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>Billings right now

>>74581579
>10. mate of the captain who plays because you couldn't find anyone else at short notice
>7. mate of the captain who takes a random blinder of a catch having never played cricket before in his life
>100. fat bowler who claims he used to be fast before he got fat and just trundles in, is in his late 20s.
>1000. actual fast bowler who believes because he clocks over 80mph he should be playing professional cricket and tries to stare out every batter he faces, bowls beamers when he starts to get carted
>0. gentle swing bowler who takes cheap 5fers on green wickets early in the summer
>90. random black 14 year old that shows up to our nets every now and then and bounces out the entire first team, refuses to talk to anyone because he's shy despite just flooring someone and walks off refusing to bat

just woke up

>>74581568
Fuck you're a dumb cunt.

>>74582016
explain the difference between them and someone like moeen ali

Swing > Spin > Speed

>>74582025
There is not difference. Moeen Ali is objectively an Englishman. There is no reasonable argument against it.

>>74582109
exactly

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Root will fail to convert.

>pakis
>English

Don't be silly. At best they're "British"

watching fire in babylon for the eighth time lads

>>74582320
never seen it m8

>>74582342
kys then lad

>>74582349
burn me a copy

>>74580667
>muh stats
kys amerifat

should have got 350 minimum here, can't be doing this against proper teams. based plunkett to the rescue with a big six though

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>>74579886
You've missed it mate, it was back in December. (Oh be fair, someone had to say it)

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>>74580903
13-3 chasing 329. I know where my money is.

>>74582940
If buttler hadn't memed away his wicket I reckon it'd become an easy 350

>>74580667
>>74580607
>>74580095
really loving the butthurt guys. pls cry more

Why don't they just go back to making hard, bouncy pitches? Did they forget how?

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>>74582940
>>74583848
Who cares? 328 is gonna be plenty.

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>>74583878
I think somebody has done. We appear to be playing the Survivors' XI, several of whom have apparently never played before.

>>74580740
>when someone post your oc
why didn't you tell me it feel good lads ?

Official commentator power rankings:

1. Bumble
.
.
.
90001. Everyone else

>>74584479
>he doesn't listen to tms

Think 328 might have been enough lads.

Plunkett's action hurts my eyes.

Officially retiring from /cric/

It's been a swell few years guys, I've enjoyed your company.

Would the Windies have won this series if all of the t20 mercs were playing for them instead of whatever t20 franchises they're at?

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0-3

>>74585121
post more pussies pls

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>>74585260
I unironically taught my cats to wink

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>>74584921
Beginning to think 128 might be enough.

>west indies
jesus

>>74585477
qt

>>74584967
See you tomorrow la

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>The absolute state of West Indies cricket

What went wrong?

>>74587264
white men started caring about cricket

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>>74575466
why dont you guys visit /hoc/ anymore. pls come visit every now and then we miss you

cricket is for brown people

stunning leaves so far this morning

What a fucking terrible call

That was a no ball

I guess that foot could've come from nowhere

>Patel has contributed more with the bat than Latham, Taylor, Nicholls and Neesham.

Makes you ponder

>>74590176

Taylor may even bat again lel

wish we still had nicholls in rn

just woke up

I'm running late so I won't be making many posts here for a couple of hours sorry

>>74581035
Renshaw (English)
Smith (English mother)
Handscomb (English parents)
Khawaja (Englishman)
Lyon (English hooligan)
O'Keefe (fenian)
Whiteman (English)

>>74590992
>Khawaja (Englishman)
had a good laugh

bane

KANE :3

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no one has edited this out yet

>>74591141

Lel

>big fan of a bit of fun at the cricket but the boys went over the top yesterday. Came in too hot, abused security, told Rabada that he "was only in the team because of the quota"

will he ever recover?

>>74591196

Lmao
Who said that

>>74591196
fucking racists, we expect this shit from auscunts, shame on you NZ!

*fills the quota*

*fills the cumtank*

This test will end in a draw because day 5 will be rained out

Cap this post

>>74591319
WOW are you from the future?????????

what an incredibly unpredictable prediction

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saints t bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-MYe0SL9Q

where's the bag boys daddy needs a key bump

Fuck the Quoteas.

>>74591471

Yeah, looks like it

Why is the southern hemisphere so muscular?

PNG test status when?

>>74591823
Probably

I don't even watch the West Indies play anymore, it's too depressing

Like Clockwork > Songs for the Deaf

What are your favourite casual red flags lads? Mine is if someone thinks Pissrat Pooli is a good test player

>>74591935

>loses against the poos whilst cheating

Lmao

>>74592074
How many games did NZ win in India lad?

just changed my tyres lads

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1083622/point-fielders-with-gloves

>>74592296
I once had a recent changed tyre explode on me while going 100 kph down the freeway ama

>>74592382
Did you die?

>>74592424
Yeah

>>74592382

probably from the too much weight of your big fat arse LOL

>>74592460
Yeah

>>74592382
Yeah?

>>74592538
Yeah

Nah

Lads someone told me India have never won a test series in Australia in their entire history. This can't be true, can it? Even Poo Peeland have won a series in Australia.

>>74592683
No it is true

A tied series isn't a win

>>74592708
Because people chat shit constantly about how shit we are in Asia despite winning in Pakistan/UAE/India/Sri Lanka multiple times. None of them have won in Australia once in their fucking history.

you can spot the freshies when they can't spell rigour

>>74592864
Pakistan have a better chance than India by virtue of their bowlers. Wahab Riaz for instance was born to bowl in Australia.

I think it's just a matter of them coming in earlier and adjusting to the conditions like Australia did before this series. Pakistan's biggest problem in Australia is not being used the the pace and height the ball comes at them at. I don't think that's impossible to rectify. India have the same problem with their batsmen for the most part, but thats compounded by their over reliance on spin, which is never going to be useful outside of a late game SCG pitch. They've had what, one fast bowler of note in their entire cricket history?

>>74592877

I'll give you rigour in a minute, rigour MORTIS

>>74592991
Top quality

>>74592970
To add to this, spin bowling in Australia is completely different to the subcontinent. The ball won't turn as much and you need to flight it more. A lot of them rub soil on their hands over there to grip and turn the ball more, but that doesn't work with Australian soil.

>>74593063
True

Check the front foot desu.

Bullshit, sick of this new ball meme

Really fucking tired of the commentators curse

>The BCCI has withdrawn the complaint against Steven Smith and Peter Handscomb hours after lodging it with the ICC, as the aftermath of the Bengaluru Test continued to unfold at a rapid pace
Probably after Pissrat was caught lying KEK

>Kohli said he had made the umpires aware of the matter on two occasions before the third one played out in full view.

>Incidentally, the other two incidents that Kohli spoke of were not even part of the complaint that the BCCI CEO Rahul Johri lodged on Thursday.

Lmao

>>74593148
>>74593133
i tried googling cricket news for this shit

what the fuck even happened?

>>74593201
Smith was give out LBW, Handscomb pointed up at the dressing room so Smith could see what they thought about reviewing it (which is against the rules) and Pissrat chimped out and started spouting unsubstantiated bullshit about how Australia had been doing it all game despite no evidence coming up of it.

>>74593214
Doubt it happened since readmission.

>>74593214
March 2017

>>74593313
I don't think they have. Pakistan lose the most games on their Australia and South African tours compared to others.

Why does Rabada always look so angry?

>Australia has lost five tests and two series to Sri Lanka

>>74593365
>2003
Wouldn't have been fixed then, that's a surprise

Is the Pissrat/Meme Shit drama similar at all to Obongo wiretapping Trump?

>>74593427
No

>>74593291

Haven't won many tests, let alone series lel

God WA are shit

>>74593427
Pissrat is brown and Stove is a retarded loose cannon so yeah probably

>>74593494
Makes perfect sense Tbh, South Africa didn't play during the blackwash era

GODling century incoming

Whats the word on taylor, is he coming back out?

Like how the camera man finds and films qts in the crowd lel

That village green area looks comfy

>>74593597

Thank you for watching our sport and complementing my country

>>74593587
Apparently he will bat if he has to

>being this cold during summer
Why is dunedin such a shithole lads?

No wonder BIG STRONG Tauranga has over taken them in population

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>>74593619

solid montage

>haha im skipping uni to watch cricket so random and irresponsible but i just dont care xD

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

>>74593768

Haha! XD fug the future regless

is le quota man the best bowler for SA?

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If a match is rained out during the second innings, the winner is the team who scored the most in the first innings.

These cameramen have been finding some nice titties in the crowd. Good job boys.

*crowd cheering increases*
*student skulling intensifies*

>>74593985
>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/stuff.co.nz/

>>74593985

Right?

Big old milky white beauties

>>74594005
Yeah, nah I don't want to talk to users from countries that cheat at cricket. Don't reply to this post thanks.

>>74594029
>>>/stuff.co.nz/

>it's a poorious Poo Peeland redditors shit up the thread episode

Yawn. Already seen this one

Have you heard of Ali spagnola before?

God, she is the cringiest lame ever

Really grinds my cringe gears and she looks like a boy

>>74594083
No. Not interested in the slightest. Fuck off.

>>74594130

>>74594130
Based statsgay.

>>74594130

Good, me either

She is literally awful

>>74594154
Statsbitch is a sniveling coward

>Santa 4 (38)
Are they playing for a draw?

*blocks*

nothing personnel, kid

Fuck santa

Just bring Taylor out and have a hit

>>74593725
t. Mr Molyneux

That Wendy's ad was quite offensive

I am offended

You're all seriously gay

Any of you lads know anything about emigrating to NZ? Thinking I wanna do it once my savings passes $25k because of the conversion rate i'll be much rich. Plus if I move to Otago I won't have to deal with Summer.

watlad

>>74594005
Do you have a problem with male heterosexual sexuality?

Twatling should play odi over Ronchi

Should've spiked that drink.

Madman morkel

>>74594413
'no'