/hoc/ Le petit Jérémy edition

>rags

>>74573818
Imagine if the Jackets actually won the cup. There'd be like 300 people at the parade.

>>74574397
next laffs star here lads

>>74574451
depends if OSU is playing or not that day. if that was the case, only akron faggots would show up

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If I'm going to be honest, lads...

Jackets.

>>74574548
I highly doubt they'd wait until September to have the parade

Hey does anyone know the source of the sound clip that 99% of hockey teams play when they get a power play.

>bummm bum bump bump

>>74574607
I appreciate the honesty

>>74574657
I appreciate the appreciation.

>>74574703
thank god you don't appreciate the question

>>74574684
i would love to see the oilers miss it this year

>>74574734
a collapse that epic might end edmonton as a city altogether

>>74574721
Holy shit. Did Greece actually make a good post?

>>74574789
no

>>74574789
>Leaf in charge of understanding quality

>>74574784
and nothing of value is lost

>>74574808
>>74574816

this is the internet equivalent of punks spitting at bands in the early days

>>74574821
>he's never been to World Waterpark
Shit's pretty cash man

Anyone seen Trainspotting 2? Looks like my stupid bullshit theater isn't going to have it

>>74574886
now that you mentioned that


I don't think there has ever been a funnier page on wikipedia than that of Adventure land, or whatever it was called, a theme park in New Jersey

literally, laugh out loud tier

>>74574886
>wisconsin dells, waterpark of america, and local places all nearby
why the fuck would i go to dedmonton for that

>>74574922
found it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park

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>>74574943
thanks reddit

>>74574926
I didn't say you would dumbfuck, I was giving an example of something of value that would be lost

>>74574993
well you failed

PAGEAU
A
G
E
A
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>>74575011
No you're just stupid

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>>74574990
>Action Park's alpine slide descended the mountain roughly below one of the ski area's chairlifts, resulting in much verbal harassment and sometimes spitting from passengers going up for their turn, who would often be entertained by the accidents they witnessed while at the same time hoping to avoid similar fates

>>74575055
>The sleds were a large factor in the injuries. A stick that was supposed to control speed led, in practice, to just two options on the infrequently maintained vehicles: extremely slow, and a speed described by one former employee as "death awaits".


my sides

No stars.... please don't claw back just from a goalie change....

>>74574886
Just moved to Edmonton
Someone redpill me on World Waterpark and Galaxy Land

>>74575132
Pretty sure the water is half pee.

>RDS talking about whether or not Danault should be the Habs #1 center

Wew. Why do people think this team can contend for the cup again?

>>74575296
>people think this team can contend for the cup again
just the dumb frogs

>>74575296
>who is Carey Price
Only reason they're not in the bottom 5

>>74575132
Went there when I was 12 and they were both great
Never been as a growed-up

>yets

>>74575132
the rollercoaster is insane

like i walked up to it right as a car was shooting through the loops and i almost passed out from vertigo

also once they didn't tighten my straps and i had to jump up and scream at them to stop the ride, if i hadn't i'd be one of the people who died there

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>Stalberg and Burrows GOATing it up ever since getting to Ottawa

I'm liking this

>>74575494
>Dorion is actually a genius

Pretty good

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>Laine is busting himself

>>74575494
Please tell your announcer to stop pronouncing the "e" in Claesson's surname. He's just making it harder for himself and it's slightly annoying. Just say "Classon" like a normal person

>tfw no ice cheerleader gf
why live?

>>74575514
He has two different personalities. Greatest hockey player ever. And his team's biggest bust.

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>>74575514
>-3

>>74575539
>Sweden telling anyone anywhere what to do.

His name is spelled in English so I'm pretty sure we're pronouncing it right.

>>74575571
>we
Shut up Pierre, youre not an announcer or play boy play guy

>>74575571
Nah. He's a swede, with a swedish surname, spelled in swedish.

The way that guy pronounces it is wrong

>>74575642
>Pablo in an ice hockey thread
Wew

>>74575718
>Being this new
Wew lads

First day in /hoc/? Welcome hope you enjoy your stay

>>74575786
Jesus Juan calm down

>>74575786
I'm just so used to overlooking Mexicans while they clean toilets and mow lawns. Guess it was just reflex.

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>>74575786
i see you guys like once every two months, and only if the kings or ducks are playing a big game

>STORS

I was worried for a moment there. That was a sweet own goal.

>>74575921
Ducks fans are white tho. Its the kings that are the beaners.

>>74576088
Isn't Anaheim full of wealthy white people?

>>74576088
in the stands yeah, but that's only because mowing lawns won't cover the cost of living in the oc AND buying hockey tickets

>>74576113
i always imagined anaheim to be a city of quaint suburban houses packed with mexicans who clean puke at disneyland

>>74575646
Could be worse. In Ottawa no one pronouces McLeod right, even though there is a street with the same name.

>Mcloid
>McLayodd

It's not like there isn't a lot of Scotts and Potatoes here.

>>74576113
You are correct sir
>>74576115
Exactly m8 you just proved my point you fucking tripfag

>>74576157
i don't think i did

i think i argued that there are plenty of mexican ducks fans, they just can't afford to go to the arena

LA Kings fans look more like the cover of a NWA album

>>74576145
You're half right. Its a quaint little cookie cutter town but its mostly rich old white people and thier families due to the high cost of living. Mexicans cluster around the ghettos of LA and also provide majority support. Sometimes the fip flop to the ducks because they have no loyalty and arent really fans.

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>>74575786
hey bby

>>74576222
>Its a quaint little cookie cutter town
i knew that much from google earth, the neighborhoods look like a cartoon truck rolled through and shat out a row of houses that all look the same

probably pretty comfy at ground level tho

>>74576271
That's pretty much how it works in socal, they bulldoze a mountain and put a housing tract over it.

Malkin has made Scheifele " the centerman who doesn't know how to defend" completely his bitch lmao. Scheifele is really overrated to be honest

>>74576447
are you telling me no name retard that made his name by feeding a sharp shooter isn't very good?

no way

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feels good mang

>>74576527
>Laine finished zero points, -4 and only 1 SOG

Gonna continue the trend of Calder winners being busts

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oh god we're going to fire our coach and keep our retarded GM

AGAIN

>>74576545
he needs to save himself and say ovenchicken is a bust

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>7-4
>criSbaR onLy 1 pOinT

ROEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He NeEdz To BeaAT McGaYYYkIDdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

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>>74576598
>Crosby isnt even top 3 in points now

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING LEAGUE

MCGAYKID, THE RAT KING AND A RAPIST ARE BEATING THE GOAT IN POINTS

>>74576619
ever since crosby played the hawks toews got that nigga shook

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>finnish goalering

>>74576575
Sounds like the Canucks are opting for the Oiler style rebuild.

>0+0 -4
lelmao what a fucking shitter

>>74576619
When's the next time McGayKid is coming to Vancouver?

I'll bring something for him.

Don't be at Rogers Arena.

>>74576793
> trip posting death threats to players on my /sp/
MODS!!!!

>>74576619
he knows how to win. he knows when he needs to just draw the only good dmen they have and he knows when to score

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>>74576805
What's up?

Just imagine if Marchand won the Art Ross. He totally can at this point.

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>>74576825

>>74576849
He could but he won't.

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>>74576859

>>74576886
goodnight

>>>/wsg/>>1580290

>>74576994
horse cocks

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489034178611.webm

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Revised version.

So what does Vegas end up looking like /hoc/?

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>>74577014

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>>74577004
g'night

>tfw no burger

>>74577047
burgers are overrated anyway

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489034692309.webm

>>74576619
Crysby's time has passed. We're all subjects of King Connor McJesus now.

>>74577156
lol

Who won the Malkin - Wheeler fight?

Was it even a fight?

>>74577178
Wheeler
Not really

If you like McGayKid or Bustthews, I would kindly ask you to go back to hockey Reddit.

Thank you.

>>74577014
Murray is up for grabs from the Penguins?

>crosby scored on dipietro assisted by lemieux and it was asham's fault
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEXQnodRNOw

>>74577253
No rookie will score 39 goals ever again.

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>>74576545
>imblying

>>74577014
isles won't protect cizikas, will likely protect de haan instead

>>74576793
Maybe in the playof...oh wait

>>74577220
How do you know which players reddit likes? Only ever gone there for streams

>>74577268
he really raped the flyers that year, I guess they got their payback

>play chel
>get halakd
feelsbad

>>74577302
>Only ever gone there for streams
why would you say this if you weren't lying?

>>74577014
Just curious, any fans think this could really hurt their teams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpH4cU4A63s

you haven't watched one of these in a while. buttman killed the fun but crosby still remains

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>>74577420
>hockey used to be fun to watch

wow...

>>74577014
Unless they bring in some decent FA's, I feel like Vegas is going to be a bottom feeder.

Larsson (BUF) - Wilson (NSH) - Grabner (NYR)
Burakovsky (WSH) - Karlsson (CBJ) - Stempniak (CAR)
Lowry (WPG) - Vermette (ANA) - Paquette (TB)
Bouma (CGY) - Nash (BOS) - Glendening (DET)
Strome (NYI)
Smith-Pelly (NJ)
Gaunce (VAN)
Laughton (PHI)
Pulkkinen (ARZ

Dillon (SJ) - van Riemsdyk (CHI)
Beaulieu (MTL) - Dumba (MIN)
Beauchemin (COL) - Ceci (OTT)
Reinhart(Edm)
Petrovic (FLA)
Johns (DAL)

Murray (PIT)
Hutton (STL)
Campbell (LA)
Bibeau (TOR)

>>74577441
I'm not sure what I miss more, the pens broadcast using the starcraft chat sound for their notifications, or fun hockey

>>74577492
>Murray

Nice meme

>>74577252
Depends if Penguins can make Fleury waive his NMC.

>>74577284
I made the decision based off stats. Cizikas is their best defensive center and gets the majority of dzone draws, but still has a decent corsi, points, and plus/minus. They also recently gave him a good contract at length. Meanwhile, they have Hickey and Pelech that can both replace de Hann if Vegas takes him. They don't really have another good center to replace Cizikas.

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>>74576825
oh man i fucking love the legend of donkey kong

>>74577405
As an Edm fan, no. Even the teams with too many good players to protect will only lose one. They should be able to protect their most important assets.

>>74577550
you're not smart

>>74577515
>meme
kys

>>74577573
Not as much as you love penis

>>74577579
Good reply!

Now, do you have anything to add to actual hockey discussion my fat burger eating southern patirot?

>>74577574
the goalie rule is pretty much designed to fuck over pittsburgh
>>74577599
you chose to protect cizikas, I don't have to explain anything else

>>74577550
probably gave cizikas the contract to dissuade vegas from actually picking him up as it is not a very good contract. and no way can hickey or pelech replace de haan. i watch nearly every isles game and there is no way they can bring what de haan does.

furthermore, cizikas is replaceable by either quine or through free agency. a downgrade for sure, but much more replaceable than a top-4 dman like de haan would be.

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>>74577605
>you chose to protect cizikas, I don't have to explain anything else
word. very easy to tell when someone just watches the stats and not the player actually on ice.

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>>74577014
>>74577492

hey you guys think maybe gary denied the quebec expansion because having two expansion drafts in the same year would just be too chaotic these days?

i mean if i was a billionaire team owner that made gary profitable, i sure as hell wouldn't want to lose two guys in the same year, and i'd probably rally other owners to fight it

>>74577605
>protect Cizikas

Ya, and I explained that. It's based of stats, which show that he's an important asset to the teams defensive game.

>I don't have to explain anything else

You could give an alternative, but no, your too stupid to do that.

>>74577594
that's your mom

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>>74577622
Well, from a straight stats point of view, the only thing de Hann has going for him is blocking shots. He seems to be good at that. But everything else is the same or worse than Hickey and Pelech. His ATOI isn't even above 20min (Leddy, Hamonic, Boychuk, and Seidenberg are apparently the top 4 in that regard).

But if you insist that some part of his game isn't showing up in the stats, and is >>> Cizikas, then here's your revised version.

>>74577178
wheeler fucking dummied malkin, even though wheeler's helmet popped off and malkin's didn't. wheels landed 3 or 4 solid hits against malkin's zero, and spun his ass straight into the ice.

i kind of feel like he went down early because he knew he could get all kinds of fucked up tho

check out the highlights package if you haven't already

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>le "upper body" injury

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN REEEEEEEEE

Did I hear this right earlier today? I read that teams don't have disclose who they are protecting (at least to the public/media) until after the expansion draft, so we won't even know who is protected/eligible until they are picked.

>>74577810
I hope vegas takes Shinkaruk just to fuck with the flames fans.

>the blues have never won a stanley cup finals game
holy shit

>>74577492
Pittsburgh will sooner buy out Fleury's contract than lose Murray for nothing in the event they can't work out a trade.

NHL will remove timeout after icing?

>>74578114
i heard that too, something about the player's association being butthurt about the media broadcasting the all-star draft

no official source tho

>>74578177
how about instead of that bullshit to increase scoring
just force teams to pk the whole time of the penalty regardless of scores

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>>74578130
they'd have to win a conference championship series for that to even be an option

>>74578121
Flames don't have much to lose. Bouma or Stajan might be taken. Shinkaruk looks like a bust, so unless Vegas is short on those...

>>74578114
Probably to stop players from knowing they weren't valued highly by their team. This way, only the player leaving knows he wasn't protected.

>>74578138
>buyout
That would be an option. Maybe something Fleury would be better off doing too instead of having to go to Vegas.

I could see a trade happening too. One where it is agreed that Vegas will take Fleury, then trade him to another team that Fleury wants to play for, and that wants him, for a player they want.

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>>74576224
Hey cutie, how ya been?

>>74577014

Do the Jets have to protect Myers if he's still injured in June?

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Reminder that vancouver has more tripfags than Stanley Cups.

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>>74578307

>>74578307
>>74578331
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488505002103.webm

Ovechkin > Crosby

>>74578416
Excellent post, comrade.

>>74578416
Malkin > Crosby

Kings are pretty much guaranteed to win the cup this year right?

>>74577014
>Wagner
Why would the Ducks protect Wagner? Also, no way in hell they're exposing Manson to the draft.

Are Finns friends, or enemies?

>>74578499
Finns are our strongest allies

>>74578472
Da

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>74578535
Tough to say which one is shittier, probably Quack since he has less rings

>>74578540
they have two apiece

>>74578552
American called out on hockey knowledge.

>>74578552
Oh thought Crawdad had 3 for some reason, oh well

Can't sleep

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>>74578591
try this

>>74578300
Yes.

Injuries are only relevant for the players not protected. Teams must have 2 forwards and a dman that have played 40 or more games this year, or 70 in the last two. Also a goalie that is signed for the next season (can be some random AHL goalie with no NHL experience). Out of these 4 required players, none of them can have a significant injury that will effect next years season or worse.

>>74578499

who knows

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So i heard /hoc/ likes puppers

>>74578482
>Wagner
He seems like a decent young player. It was either him or Vermette.

>Manson
Ya, but they do have a couple of good young dmen that they don't have to protect in Theodore and Montour. Only way they can protect Manson is if they elect to do the 8 skaters instead of the 7-3. But then it would end up leaving Cogliano, Silverberg, and/or Rakell open. Guaranteed Vegas would take one of those players.

I think the best thing a team can do is put forth a player that Vegas will definitely go for. I think Vermette would be taken the way I set it up because there won't be many good centers available.

>>74578619
Have you ever posted something funny?
Why even trip at this point?

>>74578755

Speaking of unfunny trips, what happened to kippers?

>>74578416
>>74578454
Both wrong.

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>Dahlen had a 5 point night
The trade that saved Benning

>>74578795
Got married to a chad

>>74578386
Irony, the post.

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>>74578722
i'd like it if finns stopped posting

>>74578740
I think it's more likely they expose Vatanen to clear up cap space for a signing than to risk Manson though especially given the way Vatanen has regressed

>>74578921
Also, Theodore and Montour can easily replace Vatanen but they have very few responsible physical defensemen with size, Manson and Lindholm are essentially the only ones with Larsson developing.

any finnish golden knights fans here?

>>74578950
they dont have any finnish players so no

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How much is the entrance fee?

>>74579060
for you, free

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>>74579018
it seems like most teams are going to try to expose their overrated finnish busts to the draft

vegas will be full of finns

do they have a /hoc/ on ylilauta?

>>74579167
They have Liiga thread and NHL thread

>>74579167
Yes

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>>74579139
I'm only half black, is that okay?

>>74579186
>>74579189
then why are you here?

fuck off

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>>74579241
because what would /hoc/ even be without us? two canadians and an american being shit on by greece and armenia

we enable /hoc/

>>74579241
Why are you not in lequatrechan.org

fuck off

>>74579259
>>74579265
ugly ass fucking finns worthless """human""" beings

pieces of shit cuckold garbage trash

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>>74579273
ill fly to quebec right now and beat your fucking ass if you talk to me one more time
try me

>>74579273
Go seek a safe space from somewhere else.

>it's a kipper having a period 25th time of the month episode

just a reminder that the Columbus Blue Jackets will win a cup

>>74577178
Blake "death dealer" Wheeler

>>74577178
Wheeler.

I've always thought of Malkin as a cunt but he literally only dropped the gloves to respect Wheeler after he checked him in the head in the previous game. Maybe Gyno isn't so bad after all.

>>74577178
>Implying it was a fight

>>74579359
Just a reminder the Pittsburgh Penguins will sweep the Blue Jackets in 6

>>74579259
>Forgetting sweden

Sweden is best /hoc/ poster.

>>74579945
Sweden is nice but he's not very visible.

>>74579958
I see him more than Armenia these days, but I guess im only here in the mornings and gametime

>>74579945
>>74579958
You guys! You're the best :)

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There are more than one Swedish poster

>>74579259
i lurk here too

>>74580063
nice to meet you friend

>>74580060
Maybe

>>74580063
Hello there

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>>74580060
This is good

>>74580063
>>74580060
See /hoc/ is diverse. We have Norway and France too

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when will finland be good at hockey?

>>74580098
Same time usa does

>>74580088
Agreed :)

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>>74580153
>only one of them will be able to win a gold

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>canadian opinions
discarded

>>74580226
>Burger this anally annihilated that his countrys hokkii players are the quickest to regress in the world

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>tfw the best player on canada's best team is a mexican

>>74580319
>Montoya
>best player
m8

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>>74580349
i was talking about autism mexithews but montreal's best player is easily patches

>>74580367
>Toronto
>best canadian team
You've been watching too much Sportsnet tbf

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>>74580379
the point still stands though that the best canadian teams are all led by non canadians

>>74580397
>Pittsburgh
>Crosby

>San Jose
>Burns

>Washington
>Ovechkin

>Minnesota
>Granlund

>best players on struggling canadian teams are non canadians
>best players on the best (american) teams are non americans

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>>74580440
>Pittsburgh
kessel

>San Jose
pavelski

>Washington
ovechkin but oshie is a close second

>Minnesota
>good
nice try sweden i'm not falling for that one

>>74580451
>Pittsburgh
>kessel
Stopped reading tbf

How do I filter Kippers?

>>74579924
>sweep
>win in 6

Pick one, friend.

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>>74580499
Hello newfriend.

>>74578722
why is he so cute bros?

>>74580545
haven't been in /hoc/ in a while it feels good to be back

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>Great top 6
>Good bottom 6 now that Stalberg and Burrows are in
>First defense pairing looking as good as always
>Serviceable second and third pairing
>Beast mode Andy

Taking all this into consideration, answer me this: who the fuck can stop the Ottawa Senators?

>>74580778
I wouldn't be mad if Ottawa won the East.

>>74580778
Maybe 2 teams from East, anyone from West

>>74580778
Rags will be at the first WC spot and jump into atlantic and get an easy route to conference finals, unfortunately.

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>0+0 -4
Hmmmm

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canada is gay

>>74578722
that is one smug dog

>>74580946
the real question is why does America enjoy it bareback so much

>>74580946
Why do you have this image saved on your computer?

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>>74580499
>poo jacket fags

>>74580972
I don't I found it on google

>>74580983
you still saved it to post it here faggot

>>74580983
Why are you actively searching google for homosexual images? Stop being a fag.

>>74580994
no I copied and pasted the url here

>>74580995
I googled "canada deviantart" not my fault it was mostly gay stuff

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>>74580946
is this gay scat porn?

>>74581005
you should google "how to kill myself"

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>>74581005
>I googled "canada deviantart"

Remember that the Columbus autist admits to being a horse fucker that browses deviantart.

do not reply to columbus posters

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VEGAS NEWS PLZ

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>>74581122
>yfw bettman enforces a draft loophole that gives vegas the first top 10 picks in the upcoming draft

>>74581122
Teams won't be releasing their protected players lists, so they don't hurt their players' feewings.

>>74581143
>implying that would do them any good

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>tfw people think you have autism because youre playing 7D chess

VGK ALL DAY

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>>74576619
Get used to it bitch :^)

>>74574548
>akron
Where the fuck do you think Akron is?

>>74581329
No. You're just an autist.

>>74575718
>>74575804
/pol/ get out

>>74578921
>>74578939
Has Vantenen really regressed that much? Looks like he's on pace for a similar year as last. That right hand shot dman that can play pp is definitely an asset. I get wanting to have more physical defensive dmen, but it's not like those types are any harder to find than the offensive dmen that aren't complete defensive liabilities.

But at any rate, by what I'm hearing from many anons here, it seems like more teams than I thought my opt for the 8 skater scheme so they can protect 4 or even 5 dmen. Not because they don't have good forwards to protect, but because they have too many good dmen and/or a bunch of good but not great forwards. So maybe Anaheim will protect 4 dmen (Fowler, Lindholm, Vatanen, Manson) and expose some decent forwards (Cogliano, Silverberg).

I honestly don't think Vegas is going to have trouble finding good dmen, maybe not top2, but enough 18-20min dmen to put together a solid 6. But I do think they will have issues finding top6 forwards that can put pucks in the net. Not many teams seem like they will have any of those exposed. Hagelin and Hornqvist in Pittsburgh may be the best ones.

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what does /hoc/ think of these?

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and these

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BOBROVSKY
Why is he so elite? Because his name is BOBROVSKY
YOU'RE BACK ON THE FORCE BOBROVSKY
dan o'toole is amazing to be completely honest

>>74581427
looks like trash

that "v" stripe from the logo will never align with the arms, no continuity in the design

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also these

>>74581427
>bobs number
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>74581434
Those look pretty good actually those would make a good alternate

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>>74581456
what about a V on the chest?

>>74581458
Those look great

>>74581427
>>74581434
first time I've seen diagonal stripes in hockey

>>74581389
Plz no bully finlan it hurts

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this one sorta reminds me of the ducks

>>74581404
>calling someone from Mexico Pablo is /pol/
Fuck off libshit

>>74581477
It would work, as long as they are alternates other wise thy look fantastic I also think these look good too >>74581458

>>74581434
the addition of the red makes these sweaters pop, but you end up with a 4 colour design, would be unique for home/away

>>74581482
Okay I'm sorry, I'll take it back :)

>>74580397
>Edmonton
>McDavid

>Montreal
>Price/Weber

>Calgary
>Giordano/Monahan

>Vancouver
>leaders?

>Ottawa
>leaders?

>Toronto
>Kadri/Reily

>Winnipeg
>Blake "worst captain in the NHL" Wheeler

>>74581458
the black is the best looking of the lot, the white returns to 4 colours, but i think they could swap the grey out for more gold

>>74581472
that one looks particularly awful with the colour selection, but the design has more potential, i would like to see an alternative with the black v lowered to encompass the entire logo

>>74581510
>Blake wheeler
>bad captain
Please leave he's been an amazing captain, just like foligno and brown( who was a fantastic captain they just wanted their face to be kopitar brown definitely deserved to stay captain) but I wouldn't be surprised if he loses his captaincy to little who is an even bigger leader however I don't see that happening, wheeler has a fantastic track record as a jet so I see him being the captain for a while

>>74581122
>Las Vegas Golden Knights newest addition, Reid Duke, had a lonely skate this morning as he's still the only player on the team. When asked post practice his feelings on the matter, he replied with one word: >rags

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when are the jerseys revealed anyway? I'm buying one. At least a t-shirt

>>74581567
Legend

>>74581567
can this be reported on twitter, claiming you as the source?

asking for a friend ofc

>>74581567
>Reid Duke
will he be in the NHL?

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mighty ducks when?

>>74581590
Yes.

>>74581593
He is currently playing for the same WHL team as Nolan Patrick. So I'm guessing Bettman already has them lined up to draft first overall.

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>>74581635
may i have what hes having

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>>74581635
>that shameful self promotion in D2

Why didn't they put on the old green jersey's?

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Vitali abramov might be the steal of the 2016-2017 draft why don't teams draft more manlets?

>>74581668
Also, it's one thing to have a bunch of mighty ducks jersey's on hand, but the pants, socks, gloves, and helmets to match? Who the fuck just has that shit ready to go for a 3rd period comeback?

>>74581671
>putting up points in the Q
Meh not that impressive considering it's one of the worst junior leagues.

>>74581671
Doubt it

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>>74581721
pic related

They'll never lear

>>74581691
Considering some of the best players to ever play in the NHL came from the Q,im inclined to say that the Q is actually good for player development

>>74581671
>steal of the 2016-2017
That's not Joachim Blichfeld.

>>74581743
Only for the bonafied stars. It's good for them because they can build up there confidence and work on their pure offensive skill set. The OHL is a more well rounded league that tends to produce better overall players, and the WHL turns out the grit.

Going to the dentist lads, anybody want anything?

>>74581773
teeth

>>74581773
novocain

>>74581688
QUACK

QUACK

QUACK

>>74581764
? Quit fucking being so delusional, the memorial cup has had a QMJHL team 12 times in the past 17 years and have won 5 times

>>74581819
so they always lose to the superior teams of the whl and ohl

its only a 3 league system, you're just proving the qmjhl is the weakest of the 3

>>74581819
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Numbers in the Q have nothing to do with the NHL. Why are poolumbus "fans" so fucking retarded? Why do they act like they actually know anything?

>>74581964
he's a furry, do not respond

>>74581782
all of them?

>>74578248
Where do you think Fleury should go?

>>74582183
retirement

>>74581849
WHL is by far the weakest familam

>>74581764
OHL turns out a lot of busts and 3rd liners.

QMJHL turns out a lot of secondary scoring

WHL turns out a lot of backend.

>>74582165
yes

>>74581729
>lear

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Hey, Wild.

Is anyone streaming the Minnesota kids hockey stuff again?

>>74581427
Shit

>>74581434
Horrible

>>74581458
Least bad

>>74581472
Yuck

>>74581489
No, curves are definitely out

>>74582587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu4vAfDYxrU&feature=youtu.be

Here lad

Why the hell would people watch HS hockey games?

>>74576147
it's invariably pronounced McCloud in the US, which makes it the correct way. Why would you expect north americans to pronounce every name in the native dialect? Hockey commentators would literally drop dead of strokes.

>>74582353
>Since the current format was adopted, the Memorial Cup has been won by each league:

>Western Hockey League (WHL): 16 times
>Ontario Hockey League (OHL): 10 times
>Quebec Major Junior Hockey League(QMJHL): 7 times