"Barca wins 6-1. Oh and bring Messi some pizza and Sprite"

can I get a quick rundown on barca?

>>74572136
>Uefa bows to Barça
>In contact with La Moreneta
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Catalonia with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Barcelona will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Barça players
>Bartomeu is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a football club that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Barçabots inside you right now
>Bartomeu is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Barça bunker in Wilkes land?
>Their players learn fluent catalan in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Barça. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only in La Masia
>The club is from 1889, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, is a timeless club existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re a benevolent team

>>74572101
Which Kardashian is this?

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>>74572910
where are they going?

>>74572910
To demand tribute from the Rothschilds.

>>74572861
The mentally challenged tranny one? Can't keep up with ALL of them

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>>74572910

>>74572931
Mars

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>>74572931

HAHA WOW GREAT THREAD

I LOVE SOCCER TOO

SO FUN

FUNNY MEME !

>>74573402
Fuck off back to your 2 minutes of handegg followed by 4 minutes of commercials.