Why do Americans care so much about real football suddenly?

guys i think messi is a manlet...

>>74571872
yeah, he's only 170cm

but 170cm of pure genius

>now I wait until you figure out how much that is in meme feet

>>74571813
I wonder how this Gronokowski dude would do on a football pitch

>>74572130
good potential as a central back probably

>>74572192
more like broken back

>One team that rigs congratulating another team that rigs
Really activates the almonds

>>74572130
Depends, how convincingly can he hold his throat?

>>74572262
Holding opponent by the throat results in a foul, unless he plays for Barcelona

>>74571813
http://www.espnfc.com/uefa-champions-league/2/video/3078232/rakitic-compares-comeback-to-super-bowl

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>>74571872
in Europe, manlets are superior to lanklets

>>74571872
And yet he's more famous and more talented than any American "footballer"

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Based cheatriots

>>74571813
Why? what happened in soccer?

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>>74572414
Your point?

>>74572458
I'd definitively pay to see him play football in La Liga. He would be so funny to watch after 5 min of game

>>74572130

>soccer
>NFL

Gronk would not be good in "soccer". They all have different body types and different muscles. Gronk is built for power and smashing. Like a Ford Truck. Messi and most "soccer" players are lean, thin, often average or below average heights. They are quick very agile ballerinas. They are flexible. More like little porshes. But Gronk could probably lift up Messi and Bench Press or Squat him 100x and then chuck him a good 20 Yards. If Barcelona players went against an NFL side even fully protected all their bones would be broken and knees blown out. All of them would end up with concussions after 1 quarter. In same way an NFL side would not be able to contain or even touch little tiny Messi in soccer rules against Barcelona. Completely different sports. Those that think one is " better" are plebs. Both are hard and entertaining in their own rights. BUT, NFL football is more like a Roman Spartan type war. Thats what makes it alpha cool. Soccer is like a little dance of agility, whivh also makes it beautiful.

>>74572515
>athlete who doesn't train for a sport requiring endurance wouldn't perform well in a sport requiring endurance

This some École Polytechnique level critical thinking

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>>74572414
this post makes me think manlets might be insecure or something

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>>74572515
What about him?

>>74572575
you forgot to say that NFL has a homoerotic violence, virility and domination, which immensily appeals to repressed gay southern americans.

>>74571813
>brady and belichick
>both goats that trigger /sp/
>messi and suarez
>both goats that trigger /sp/
BTFO
T
F
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>>74572603
could be a 3rd string GK

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>tfw fan of both barca and new england

>>74572414

Not more talented. Diffetent spirts. Its like saying an engineer us mire talented than a dr, or an actor is mire talented than a great musician. Messi has more agilty muscles and skill in his sport. Gronk has more pure power and strength in his. Sure Gronk cant dribble and juggle a soccer ball. But he can lift up Messi over his arms and bench press or squat him 100x, then probably chuck him across the penalty area.

>>74572603

look at those fucking chicken spindly ass legs.

>>74572575
>he wrote a novel of cringe to overanalyze hypothetical nonsense

>>74572665
>But he can lift up Messi over his arms and bench press or squat him 100x,
that's not a talent mang

Patriots social media is sooooooo fucking cringe.

>>74572653
where from mes que un club are you from?

>>74572626

Ass oppose to Ronaldo litetally almost sucking off dudes on the field and almost every soccer player being a metrosexual. I think Messi even bleaches his asshole like Beckam. NFL players and play is more like a Spartan war combat. And sure, many Spartans fucked dudes, but they were not metrosexual or litersl flaming faggots like Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Beckam etc

>>74572735
how? its not something you can simply train yourself to do. it might not take skill, I suppose, but all of the top level handegg players have to use their bodies very specifically to be effective.

>>74571872
I'm envious of him cuz he was rich enough to at least take grown hormones to grow an inch or two

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>>74572773
>Ass oppose to Ronaldo litetally almost sucking off dudes on the field and almost every soccer player being a metrosexual. I think Messi even bleaches his asshole like Beckam. NFL players and play is more like a Spartan war combat. And sure, many Spartans fucked dudes, but they were not metrosexual or litersl flaming faggots like Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Beckam etc
I'm not sure if that's ironic. You seem fascinated by "spartans". As you mentionned it they like to buttfuck each other. So literally homos. Plus NFL imagery is a lot like modern circus / peplum, where big warriors grapple and hit each others. I'm pretty sure a psychiatrist would say that NFL imagery is homoerotic. I'm not judging u btw

>>74572826
he wasn't rich, barsa paid for the treatment

>>74572735

If your sport requires strength, toughness, power as well as elusiveness at same time you are 270 pounds( 120 kg for u European faggots) then it is talent. By your logic passing acround ball with feet is no talent since even monkeys or dolphins can di for bananas or fish.

>>74572914
Could a monkey be a world class football player?

>>74572414
t. manlet

>>74572710
You mean Messi, right?
Watt can squat 700 fucking pounds.

>>74571872
Fact:
Manlets are the most powerful race in the world

>>74572914
Anyone with big enough arms can lift Messi over his head, you literal mongoloid. Your argument about dolphins and monkeys would make sense if all Messi did was kick the ball like a retarded person but he doesn't. You can't teach or train extreme self-awareness and vision, not to mention a million other players train as much as him and will never have an ounce of his touch.
You are stupid and you should stop trying to argue :)

>>74572939

Nope. Neither could it be a top NFL player in any specific position.

>>74573031

>Messi manlet barbell

You dont know or understand handegg. What do u think Gronk does??? He has to have vision, decterity, awareness by catching literal bullets from 50-70 yards away at same time avoiding fellow 250-300 pounders that want to literally break his back, knees, brain. And after he catches, he has to run fast fully armoref up avoiding or fighting off tens of other dudes without dropping the ball.

>>74573169
My initial post was about your bench press remark, I just thought there's obviously better examples of talent in handegg so I was just fucking with you.

>>74572777
>it's not something you can simply train yourself to do
it's literally something you can train yourself to do

>>74573371
not just anyone can train themselves to have jj watt's physical capabilities, you retard.

why can't yuropoors just make a soccer general and stay in it

fucking idiots having to make 90+ threads a second HAHA LOOK GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW SOCCER MEME

>>74571813
>both teams the best in their sport
>both teams hated by the sports organizations and establishment but still so good they overcome all the cheating against them
>both teams cause major butthurt in faggots worldwide
THANKS PATRIOTS, CONGRATS TO YOU TOO

>>74572857

>fags
>PL
>LaLiga

Im pretty sure a psychologist would say Ronaldo literally Jeking of dudes and letting Turks/Moiroccans like Badr Hari ass fuck him is more homo than NFL imagery. As well as almost every soccer player being a complete overwrought image metrosexual that does their hair, tan, nails, fashion, more than some pageant women. It would not surprise me if Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo, Beckam etc share brazilian waxing tips with each other or have a yearly asshole bleached routine

>>74573433
just take your "sports" to /asp/

you're barely talking about anything related to it anyway (>muh pizza toppings, >muh black people, >muh commercials)

>>74573371

Have to be born with right genes. Then decade of skill practice at a club or college. Then experience and will etc. Not everybody can do it. Both skilled specific, genes, training, sports etc.

>>74573576
>this newfag that doesn't know that a football event literally created /sp/

embarrassing, take a lap

>>74573662
and now we took the board over, deal with it

there are even quite a number of american flags in real football threads, so this isn't even necessarily a nationality thing

>>74572653
lifelong since last month?

What happened

>>74571813
same reason the rest of the world does.
Shouldn't you be busy singing welcome songs to economic migrants?

>>74578317
no, they're all going to canada now that your prime minister invited the entire 3rd world

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>>74571872

You've only realized that?

>>74578358
We only take the women and kids, we leave the military age men to populate Hanover and Berlin and Hamburg.

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>>74571813
>the best athlete in europe
>barely comes up to his nipples

This is the future Hillary wanted.

>>74572130
Probably not that good. Gronk really benefits from playing a contact sport.
If he's not allowed to knock over any guy who tries to defend him, I don't think he'll do well.

He'd probably be great at rugby,

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Gronk is fucking based