f
No news or fights as far as i know
>>74558198
Mold bread
Schaub is God
Name a UFC fighter who you honestly believe is not on steroids. I'll wait.
>>74570407
CM Punk
>>74570407
Brendan "Big Brown" "The Hybrid" Peter Schaub
>>74570357
It's been really nice not having the spergOP.
I like this thread
Cody bless
Schaub bless.
platinum bless
>>74570448
*It's nice having him here but unable to attention whore because we'll know he's ban evading.
>>74570450
Schaub bless brother. Can't wait for TUF!
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
LIVE
>dude physics
GOAT
welp
After watching the h8rs pathetically scramble last thread. I'll give them one more chance out of pity
Name ONE (1) person who is a better fighter, more successful, taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, richer, smarter, stronger, taller, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.
I'll wait.
>>74570488
Yes that.
>>74570525
Arian Foster
>>74570407
define steroids
>>74570517
>Not hiding stubs
Amateur
>>74570517
lol you filter that word but not name dorks
>>74570549
That retard thinks he could beat a wolf 1v1.
schaub is gay
>>74570407
Fedor
>>74570525
How are the shows that have more reviews and stars ranked below this CTE guy?
filtering amerispergs is REALLY a game changer
>>74570607
MASSIVE downloads
>>74570614
you should filter the word sperg and autist and casual
>>74570573
i wanna see why the thread is going awry
>psst hey kid, wanna buy some alpha brain?
>tfw filtered the word filter
Get rekt safe space pussies
>>74570657
anti shawb posting has officially gotten as bad as shawb posting. he needs to get banned to reset the balance like he did last time
Where is predictionbro?
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/tony-ferguson-says-he-received-less-than-half-his-contracted-show-money-for-ufc-209/
see url
>>74570633
What you're telling me is that Big Brown has a script running to download a thousand copies of the podcast a minute.
>>74570694
You know that you're the biggest loser on /heem/ right?
Gil and Nate commentary team when
>>74570716
im here. why?
>>74570703
>"schaubposting"
>bad
What are you insinuating
>>74570703
A 3 day ban on spergOP can have a massive change on this general, imagine what a permaban of the Brandon shill could do? Could go back to 2013 levels of comfy.
>>74570732
Coming from a h8er this means literally nothing haha.
>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phils davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phils davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris
>>74570747
>posting scat
Have you no decency?
>>74570726
>>74570726
lol this sport is such a fucking meme
>>74570746
Just do your job, bro.
>>74570765
>hoarding pictures of another mans baby
you should be on some sort of watch list
>Stephen Thompson is the best striker I've seen in my life
what did GSP mean by this?
>>74570822
It's not even a script. The loser manually refreshes the catalog waiting for the new thread to be posted.
>>74570790
It's amusing watching you h8rs scramble so desperately. You're going to be scrambling forever until you find something to hold onto - something true. Schaub is the truth. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll find peace.
>>74570851
That he jabs really well
>>74570838
So anyone that has a picture of a baby in their possession is a pedo? What logic is this?
>>74570862
This. Schaub bless brother. Respect.
>>74570835
im gonna start picks tonight. i dont think we're gonna get as many picks as a pap per view
>>74570875
wat
>>74570786
>>guys, for the record
This will never not make me laugh
>>74570862
Janny has banned me for way less than this diarrhea you constantly post.
My theory is you don't even watch MMA. You're probably from /asp/ and if you go there for even 2 minutes you see posts like yours all the time.
>>74570853
>4chan pass member since life lost its meaning
>>74570906
I'll watch whenever Schaub, Cody, Platinum, or Dillon fights.
>>74570906
I know you're talking about me, but not realizing there is more than 1 Schaub fan.
I have watched MMA since UFC 71 and have been posting about MMA on /sp/ since there was only gamethreads. I don't go on /asp/, let alone watch pro-wrestling at all.
>>74570786
Fuck off already
>>74570862
>It's amusing watching you h8rs scramble
I suppose it's better than watching a failure of a heavyweight fail to scramble successfully.
>>74570888
You'll get a lot of picks from me.
>>74570906
>Janny has banned me for way less than this diarrhea you constantly post.
iktf
What went wrong?
>>74570992
He tried too hard to be Joe Rogan.
>>74570992
>>74570961
It's funny cause Schaub would scramble your brains 1v1. Yet see this you can still talk sh*t about a mans success behind a keyboard and still feel like a "man" yourself.
>>74570992
He's taking Rogan's place
GSP will beat Bisping and Dana will set a Silva x GSP superfight
screencap this
>>74571005
he's replacing Rogan in 2018 probably maybe
>>74570971
>>74571022
Could you make one of these but replace "Schaub" with "H8rs"? Thanks
Arian Foster has been a better guest than most of Joe's hack comedian friends.
>>74570992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
>>74570992
Lord Humungus put him to sleep with a rear naked choke
>>74571015
This is very possible. There was talk of a fight between the two when they were both champs.
*controls distance*
Already 100 posts in, and so far it's been discussion about someone who hasn't fought in 2 years. How does the janitor tolerate this? It should be an immediate ban. Podcasting isn't a sport.
>>74571050
>posted on youtube 11 years ago
holy fuck
>>74571073
*teeps you*
>>74571075
Say his name!
>>74571022
>spam scat
Never done that.
>4chan pass
Proud owner and will renew.
>>74571056
Yes, and Dana has been really pushing Silva recently, even saying Silva is the Tom Brady of UFC and shit like that, after his last win over Brunson i can totally see this happen, too bad they are both old farts right now and it wont be exciting at all
>>74571105
How much does spamming pass cost ? Does it do anything besides removing the 1 minute timer ?
that tasty soup is called garbanzos con callos here in spain
and indeed it's awesome
>>74571105
how you doing springsbro?
>>74570407
bryan barberena
Alright h8rs I'm out to go do something PRODUCTIVE in the name of Sch__b. Don't feel trapped. You can be whoever you want to be with Schaub by your side.
Why can't the fat janitor do his job for once?
>>74570525
Conor Mcgregor and Cody Garbrandt
>>74571188
Say hi to your wife's son for me
>>74571151
$20/year. I can post in /vip/ and I just get to support a website that I've been using freely for years.
>>74571174
Pretty great man, my mom just made lasagna (her specialty). I'm really excited for the fights this weekend, it's stacked. Can be one of the best events in a while. I'm a pretty big Shogun fan.
>>74571237
lol I pay $120/yr for fight pass and I barely even use it anymore
>Still lives with his mom
Can't script this any better.
>>74571237
I imagine /vip/ is a board of rampant autism like /r9k/, am I correct ?
Is Joe advocating for open borders? This guy is so detached from the average working man.
https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/839611342512242689
>>74571290
It's a dead board, it's definitely similar to /r9k/ with some touches of /pol/.
>>74571385
lmao
>>74571295
Do you even DMT bro?
https://twitter.com/danhardymma/status/746241665535352836
>>74570851
>>74571442
Why is bloopy lelbow so gay
>>74571437
ayyy
>>74571089
*jabs*
>>74571462
that pic gets me every time
so much enlightment
>>74571442
>>74571462
He needs to man up and fight Mickey Gall
>>74571466
It was founded by Nate Wilcox, a 5'5 bald democrat, his twitter picture is of John Kerry
>>74571466
its a pretty stupid statement desu
>women who do MMA will beat up their husbands
what about men who do MMA?
>>74571295
it sounds like a good idea when you're a drug addict
Anyone else getting bored of rogancast?
>>74571452
>>74571546
That KING Nate to you, pleb.
>>74570992
everything
>>74570992
>>74571657
Hahaha, holy fuck. Why is this guy an analyst.
>>74571615
What about them pussy?
>>74571747
thompson won three rounds
>>74571657
Delete this!
>>74571760
In both fights combined
>>74571760
>>74571777
He won 6
>>74571791
>>74571615
Are there even any wMMA's who have husbands ? All of them are either lesbos, unmarried or single moms
Any /heem/ bros want to tell me about your day?
Why did One Punch Pickett abandon England for the USA?
>>74571847
Not an argument.
>>74571867
holly
>>74571881
the judges scorecards are a pretty good argument. you should look at them
>>74571904
I see what you're saying but I disagree 100%.
This board literally confirms Woodley's comments on racism.
>>74571904
>implying the judges are competent
>>74571875
Went and saw Logan with some friends. Very good, would recommend.
>>74571898
She's the sweetest person west of Mississippi, she would never do anything to harm her husband except sleeping with muscular black men
>>74571615
They get beat up. See one Travis Browne
>>74571924
>you racists are going to buy the ppv right? right? please buy it. please...
>>74571867
Miesha
Holly
Ronda
Rose
Waterson
McMann
Cyborg, divorced
Julia Budd
the list goes on m8
>>74571867
Valerie and Karolina
>>74571935
>Went and saw Logan with some friends
>with some friends
kek
went to see it too the fight scenes were especially kino, though the whole film was kino
>yfw UFC 209 did 180,000 buys
>>74571969
Are you telling me that Ronda is married to Travis ? Ditto for Rose and Pat ?
>>74571984
P-pls buy my PPV
>>74571922
>>74571925
do you believe woodley is the better fighter and therefore deserves the nod in a close fight? if you dont think woodley is the better fighter after those 2 fights we can never agree on anything
>>74571935
Glad to hear that you had a nice time
>>74571980
karolina is a 31 year old bachelorette
>>74571993
rose and pat have been married for 3 years. travis and ronda might as well be married now. also, you see how your original post was idiotic tho right? wmma has better hetero marriage rates than the general public
>>74572032
>>74572013
isnt she a couple with that goof trainer of hers
>>74571984
It did over 500k
Keep crying though
>>74571959
>not liking based WW GOAT
>not enjoying all the white boi tears
i hope you don't cry when he heems maia or masdival.
>>74572000
What do you mean by better fighter? I'd agree Woodley is more dangerous and if it wasn't under a rule set (they were in a street fight)Woodley would win. are we talking fight as in fight fight or a fight as in who wins under the rules of mma? I think Wonderboy won the second fight 48-47 under the rules
>ufc 208 had the same gate $
>>74571959
Will you ever stop being butthurt?
>>74571747
>>74571657
reminder that /heem/'s premier MMA analyst was right about both Teymur beating Lando and about Robin Black being bad at picking fights
>>74572073
Now post his 209 picks.
>>74572062
if they fought 10 times and you had 3 paychecks on they person who wins the most, who would you bet on?
>>74572099
Tyron won both fights. Only racists disagree and this isn't a debate.
>>74572073
whats your prediction image?
>>74572099
Probabaly Wonderboy if I had to, but I wouldn't bet on their fight in real life.
>>74572066
New Yorkers are thirsty for MMA
>>74572113
This. Wonderboy had no business getting a rematch. He did nothing to warrant one in the first place. Maia should've gotten the nod.
>>74572123
The tickets are also expensive here.
>>74571466
>be so low test you don't like /fit/ women
>be so low test a fit woman can beat you up when even athletic women are way weaker than men
>>74571657
>the city of robin black
>>74572116
this is my personal prediction image, why
do white people hate tyron more than black people hate wonderboy or is it the other way around? I can't even tell
>>74572190
I was watching 209 at a bar filled with 99% white people and everybody was cheering for Wonderboy
>>74571878
America is a sinking ship, so people like Pickett are enjoying it before it collapses.
How do I go about acquiring horse meat, fellas? I think it's time to take my training to the next level.
>>74572190
Why would I hate wonderboy? He seems like a nice guy. It's his polturd fans that are insufferable.
>>74572190
its definitely black people hating wonderboy more
its not even that they hate wonderboy, they just won't stop talking about how woodley is the best and how black people are the best and how every 'white boi' is a bitch
black people will never let """""racism""""" go
>>74572208
nice job building the titanic
>>74571935
be honest, was it subtextually open borders/multiculti propaganda?
>>74572162
Must be sad living in Łódź
>>74572190
Why would I hate woodleyy? He seems like a nice guy. It's his racebaiting fans that are insufferable
>>74572228
rogan said alligator is better
>>74572261
>>74572231
>how woodley is the best
Lmao I don't think Woodley is even p4p top 5 best black fighter, I just love how before he even fought Robbie losers like you were being overtly racist saying he got the title shot cause of affirmative action. And then when he won the title from Robbie it was luck, and he was just "le wrestler with an overhand right", and he was going to lose to Wonderboy after he gasses out in 2 minutes. Then that fight happened and he arguably won, and then it was "t-t-t-his time"...and now it's "n-n-n-ext time"
Y'all will never ever get over it.
>>74572231
Forget everything aside from this:
Why SHOULD black people let racism go?
If it was the other way about you wouldn't be letting it go. So go off and suck a fat, nasty fuck you rotten cuck.
>>74572239
I don't think so. There were elements sure, as the fleeing Mutant children were travelling from Mexico through the U.S trying to reach Canada, but the whole reason they were being hunted was because they were Mutants and Government property, not because they were illegal immigrants or anything like that.
>>74572310
you would think having lips 6x larger than mine would be a disadvantage in the octagon
decided to retire young thanks for the cheese catch (You) all later
>>74572322
It's so shit that it's a meme, like Detroit
>>74572372
>This is the guy complaining about race-baiting
Lol can't make this up. Stay butthurt my friend.
>>74572073
You are the equivalent of a literal mute autist picking March Madness brackets correctly at random. You have no sound analysis whatsoever
>>74572404
i'm making fun of myself, i have lips like a burn victim, when i lay on my bed my lips look like a 3rd grader's cunt
honestly you guys didn't clear that up for me at all you made it way worse actually
I went 0 for 5 at 209, lost just under $5000.
Wat do.
>>74572437
Bet it all on Dariush
WE HAVE A SAYING BACK HOME
>>74572437
>>74572437
Seek cognitive behavioural therapy to combat your addiction to gambling and your propensity towards impulsive behaviour.
>>74572404
>whites can't have lips
nice racism
>>74570357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS13ZCJGUiw
patrician update channel new video
>>74572437
Have a few shots of Whiskey, listen to some Johnny Cash and then an hero.
>>74572465
nah
>>74572464
His wikipedia has his father is american
*heems you*
*dabs over your unconscious body*
>>74572481
he could literally be 25% black, iceland has the closest thing to real humans you just can't tell
>Taking in pride in not having lips
>>74572073
>picked Cowboy
>>74572525
if you have an upper lip you're not white
>>74572437
Robin you shouldn't have been placing bets with the company credit card
>>74572098
"Paul Craig and Andre Soukamanth are free money"
lol fucking loser
>>74572543
>tfw 75% white but 25% italian
>tfw american so not whtie at all
why live
>>74572437
post slip
>>74572509
>two draws
nice ""champ"" there faggot
>>74572430
>>74572543
Don't wanna be white
>>74572590
>>two draws
who has the belt?
>>74572590
>Wonderboy won the popular vote
>>74572599
conor i think
>>74572581
>tfw flat front of skull but blonde hair turned darker with age
there's no reason to continue
>>74572599
>>74572606
>2 majority decisions
cuckposters will disappear as soon as maia backpacks the niglet to bjj class
>>74572656
>cuckposting for not being a butthurt mongoloid like you
>n-n-n-ext time
>>74572656
>t-t-this time
*dabs*
Would it be weird if I got my gf into MMA and convinced her to be a Ngannou fan?
>>74572701
Wouldn't need much convincing, lad
>>74572701
yes it would be very weird if an autistic faggot like you ever got a gf
>>74572701
>>74572711
my wife says he's ugly but then again she said conor was the most handsome fighter so who knows
This triggers the apparently newfound Maia nuthuggers
>>74572738
Did you get married after two weeks and you're still insecure or something?
>>74572738
your wife has shit taste in men conor is ugly af
>>74572701
Do you want to be a cuck? Is that what you're going for? C'mon dude, if you want your girlfriend to get Blacked atleast turn her onto someone good like Overeem.
>>74572678
>>74572682
>t-tyrone won
tyroid is getting exposed. I pray he doesnt get usada'd before
>>74572739
>stopping a 185'er
>not rating maia's wrestling
mccasual found
>>74572738
Sonnen is the most handsome fighter
why does /pol/ have to leak into everything
can racists just chill for like, one day?
/heem/ was so much better when it wasn't constant white/black baiting. its such low effort.
come on guys. its not even funny anymore
>>74572754
good body, dresses sharp, nice beard
his face seems pretty ugly on its own, but putting everything in context I can't see how a woman wouldn't find him attractive
masvidal is going to finish what nate marquardt started
maia will never get another title shot
neither will jacaroid
or khabib
>>74572437
I can show you the light, my friend
Bet it on villante and dariush
>>74572780
Tito vs. Dana who wins and how?
>>74572804
basedlith
>>74572765
>m-m-maia is le goat xDD XO
>>74572810
Tito by savage slow and drawn out ground and pound, what else?
Dana would be gassed before he got into the octagon
>>74572765
Could you please calm down? It's been like 4 days now.
>>74572755
>overeem
>better than ngannou
L O L muhfugga
this vraylar is killing me can predictionbro take my picks now in case i don't survive until the end of the week
>>74572804
villante nearly got heemed by short notice, dadbod, math professor looking ruski
>>74572753
we've been together since we were 16 and I don't know what you're talking about my man
>>74572778
GSP
would DC win ufc 1? could he beat full pajama armor prime royce?
>>74572851
Shogun's knees are deleted
>>74572656
>maia will be able to take woodley down
maia is getting slept inside 1
>>74572823
>roidry
good one
>>74572833
post another picture faggot, doesnt change the fact that he drew SWT twice, and will get btfo by based maia
>>74572854
>we've been together since we were 16 and I don't know what you're talking about my man
you must live in the prairies
>>74572868
listen bud just because you're bad at relationships doesn't mean that I am lol
>>74572860
maia is a human backpack dude
Is this fucking creep still talking about his wife?
>>74572862
> that he drew SWT twice
Why are you still stuck in the denial phase?
>>74572883
would you please fuck off you ugly fat somali minimum wage retard?
>>74572755
You seem like a guy who would get insecure if his wife mentioned that a celebrity is attractive.
>>74572868
my internet girlfriend in high school was from medicine hat. is that in the prairies?
>>74572906
>ugly fat somali minimum wage retard
lol jesus bub
calm down dockie
>>74572858
Yes
Rank the champions by order of excitingness (you can treat FW Conor as a separate champion from LW Conor if you wish)
I feel bad for Maia, the man is nothing but a class act and example of chivalry in an increasingly socially barbaric sport. But now he is being ironically appropriated by vile, bigoted, and hateful racists. To top it all off, he's almost certainly going to meet a very vicious knockout in the near future by the hands of Tyron. Then Maia will be off to retirement most likely. Sad really.
T-Wood Bless
>>74572883
maia will probably lose to masvidal who is a 155er but if he manages to win he WILL be finished
>>74572948
joanna
germaine
nunes
POWERGAP
don't give a fuck
I could easily heem every single one of you in this thread
one more loss and Woodleys getting cut
>>74572854
GSP ? maybe if he had hair
>>74572953
This. Maia and Thompson are both classy humble nice guys and now they have a fan-base of tobacco chewing neckbeard racists who they no doubt don't want or need.
>>74572851
Gians not afraid to bang
>>74572974
What's the best thing to do if you're vacationing in Poland?
>>74573009
Go vacation somewhere more interesting
>>74572953
>he's almost certainly going to meet a very vicious knockout
you wish cuck
>>74573022
no
im vacationing in lodz and you cant stop me
>>74573028
Whats wrong wit you?
>>74573036
ur bound to have lodz of fun
>c-c-cuck
>t-t-his time
>n-n-ext time
Broken record.
>>74573036
>lodz
>>74573036
I'm not the best person to ask then, I haven't been traveling on vacation in 14 years
>>74573036
Order some autentico pierogies and potato-based vodka
>>74573009
eating karolinas kookie if you catch my drift
>>74572858
Easily. Royce wasn't that good.
>>74572858
>he ranks royce
>>74573096
i don't follow
>>74572972
i wish she'd heem my ballbag with her milkjugs
>>74573066
im just going for the makowiec
>>74573201
GOAT
ellenburger is gonna get retired by those hands
>>74570357
ABSOLUTE CHAMPIONSHIP BERKUT!
>>74573211
They sell a melatonin spray that works great
>>74572972
>porcelain_schaub_receptacle.jpg
>>74573227
does he really lol, yeah i tried it in tablet and liquid form, took a fucking ton didn't do shit, maybe rogan brand will work
did canadians really invent basketball?
Thoughts?
Rogan ripping on Schaub lmao
>>74572906
lmao adan meme is the best one I love it
>>74573384
>meme
be careful
Arian Foster is a smart guy. The way he's describing black twitter makes it sound like it's black 4chan.
>>74573330
>title fight on a fight night
lmao why would they ever think a 125 division was a good idea?
>>74573440
You say that as if it's a new thing or even bad.
>>74573440
lol RDA used to defend his title on Fight Nights
things have definitely changed for the lightweight division
>Implying Jacare will ever get a title shot
>Implying Maia will ever get a title shot
>Implying Khabib will ever get a title shot
>>74573454
>accomplish as much as anyone in the world at lightweight
>don't even get your show money
when will the ufc go bankrupt
>>74573330
Namajunas is white despite appearances
>>74573469
Just imagine you're 0-0, about to have that first amateur lightweight mma fight
and you think about tony ferguson lol
literally why the fuck even bother
just work at publix
>>74573469
who are you referring to?
>>74573480
>6-3
>one of the top strawweights in the world
kek
i love seeing this fat cunt get brain damage. hope he keeps fighting just so i can see him take more punishment
>you now remember FEED KHABIB
>FEED
>>74573529
>reem pumped to the gills with IV
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>74573529
Get help, weirdo.
>>74573513
Lithuanian Soviet Socialist Republic is in eastern Europe though
>>74573539
lol dana trashing that hospital
>THEY FUCKING GAVE HIM FLUIDS
>>74573551
it looks pretty high up there on the map
wikipedia is telling me northern europe lol
whatever she is a disgrace
>>74573493
Then you suddenly remember shaggy from scooby doo put a beating on him on a day's notice.
>>74573529
Sounds like a good time. Almost started fapping when this happened.
>>74573529
What kinda loser hates on Hunto?
>>74573493
That's what happened to Jason Genova. Former pro amateur fighter who now works at public and is a semi professional bodybuilder/YouTube celery.
>>74573572
Those Lithuanian Soviets would like you to believe they are like Swedes or Finns, don't believe them
Can someone mansplain to me the Tyron hate? I didn't care for him, but he triggers people so hard, he's beginning to grow on me.
>>74573602
i've always hated him, he's a fucking retard
and yeah fuck you for saying "hunto" you pride never dies weeb
>>74573610
He should LITERALLY just call dana white a white supremacist and pedophile
>>74573602
>>74573615
>>74573440
"money" fights will negate rankings?
>>74573540
Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was all deliberate.
>Hunt loses to Bork
>Bork pisses hot
>Hunt throws huge shit ft about roids
>UFC bullies Hunt into fighting a known roider
>Hunt gets knocked out
>Uncle Dana already talking about IVs at post-fight presser
>Lmao so hard
>free will exists
>we aren't all afraid
>>74573664
lol
people unironically believe this in 2017
>>74572948
Ehhh, Stipe is on the top of my list but only because I dig firefighters, homo intended x5000
Other fighters I enjoy watching aren't champs.
Mairbek Taisumov vs Joaquim Silva at FN Stockholm in late May, Eric Spicely vs Shoeface at UFC 212
Interesting fights desu
>>74573687
you could be happy someday dude.
*portions simulated friendship*
>>74573615
Must be tough being a 144 lbs manlet
>>74573760
kindness ain't friendship my man
>>74573627
No one likes Dana anyway though
>>74573712
>probability amplitude
>deterministic
HOWLING
Fuck docklet, but if somebody's smashing the report button it's making things worse.
>>74573768
wrong guy
every time he posts a picture i hit a button to get rid of him
>>74573783
lol
>>74573789
t. 144 pound dockgoblin
>it's been 20 years since i've weighed 140 pounds
>>74573845
MODS
WE GOT A WONDERWOMAN FAN OVER HERE
redpill me on the Gracie's
where is predictionbro?
>>74573860
But I picked Woodley, stupid.
>>74573868
They rigged the UFC
>everything happens for a reason
>the mandela effect
>>74573874
im here man. i was gonna start picks tonight around yuro hours. should i start now?
>>74573935
*chops his crotch aggressively*
>>74573935
yes i have 64 submissions to get in before fight time
>>74573926
The reason is American public schools.
>>74573958
the real reason is american parenting
What are you losers up to?
Are you traneing? You better be, I handled myself like a god in a gauntlet situation at the gym today. I could go full Ferguson at any moment now.
>>74573958
go back to bed america
your government is in control
here watch the ufc
>>74573982
Don't talk about my mom, Adan.
>>74573983
when are you going back to norway
>>74573951
>>74573992
sorry bud
>>74573946
>>74573951
why are you like this?
>>74574030
for you
>>74573610
sorry im a girl =)
>>74574013
Depends. Could be next month, could be next year. They're actually paying me really well here and because of a loop with my visa I pay less taxes here than I do in Norway. Legally.
However, I won't shitpost here when I'm in Norway, laderino. You'll miss me.
>>74574030
I'm an agent of chaos.
>>74574030
me adan
>>74574030
Sometimes heem needs an injection of hot memes and I've got the hog for the job.
>First off I'd like to thank my lord and savior jesus christ
>>74574112
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/8/14835764/woodley-thompson-trilogy-set-ufc-214-white-espn
Lmao right now
>>74574152
omg its so real no way wtf i love drumpf now!!!!
>>74574152
ty
>>74574152
no one believes you
>>74574013
Never. He's a fugitive.
>less than less than 2 years until UFC 250
Hold me bros
>>74573605
its sick
>>74574112
>>74574228
>even ironically thinking i was being serious about your calendar this morning
it's a good calendar relax bro
>>74574228
Looks good kid. Once upon a time I used to make calendars around here. Then I devoted my life to Schaub.
>>74574313
How was the lasagna?
>>74574313
>Once upon a time I used to make calendars around here.
you mean back when you didn't like me
>>74574327
I'm not springsbro.
>>74574313
Biggest loser on heem
>>74574327
You're getting me confused with the other Schaub fan. You'll notice his filenames are IMG_xxxx. The lasagna was fantastic. Thanks for checking up on me bro.
>>74574313
Schaub bless brother. You made the right choice.
>>74574337
sure you are that's a phone post
>>74574365
Can't deny that my man.
>>74574337
>>74574353
sorry
how do i become one of you?
i want to as they say in the ufc business join the team
>>74574413
lol
also
>losing to felice hernig
>>74574387
It's not something you "choose,". It's so,etching that happens. Start here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh4Fd_wsT2Ia2Uceq6zlXSxdjz1iazz5I
>>74574430
who's your girl?
>>74574441
ur mom
>>74574454
ha i wonder if he had that post filtered because he's fucking finished if he didn't
>>74574446
Advertising is against 4chan rules. Hope you catch a permanent ban.
>>74574152
> Ducked Johnson hoping to get show money for fighting nobody
> doesn't get show money
So the
> less than zero
Irishlad was correct. They get paid $0 if their opponent misses weight and they decline to fight a replacement. He got a bit of compensation, but that was charity that the UFC was not legally obliged to pay.
>>74574500
Nothing wrong with advertising ones love for based Big Brown my dude
>>74574446
>willingly listening to hours of Callen
you swoobfags are miserable people
>>74574511
>less than zero
No, he just got less than his contracted show money, which is what he literally said you dumbass lol
>>74574531
> No, he just got less than his contracted show money
You missed the point. That was the UFC being nice guys. He was not legally entitled to a single cent. When he declined to fight Johnson, he had no guarantee that he was getting anything.
>>74574500
It takes much less effort to just be a happy and peaceful person. Trust me my guy.
Who do you guys have in Villante/Shogun?
Surely Shogun has a slight advantage because it's in Brazil. Will his knees hold up?
>>74574553
>you missed the point
I didn't. You said something completely false and got corrected. Try not being so stupid next time. Thanks!!!
what does it mean to get honeydicked?
>signs a contract to fight
>doesn't fight
>somehow deserves money
Should he have gotten show money if the fight was cancelled two days out? How about a week? Two weeks? HE DID NOT FIGHT. Why would he get paid?
Thanks janny. What an insufferable post.
>>74574584
You don't wanna know.
>>74574584
first, someone dips their peepee in raw honey
>>74574587
Because he made weight and his opponent pulled out after that. That is pretty commonplace for fighters to get money if their opponent pulls out on weigh in day
Are you new? Probably.
>>74574587
Clearly not the same circumstances as the day before.
>>74574627
>deserves a quarter million dollars for making weight
>contract was to fight
He is lucky he got anything, let alone the six figures the UFC gave him and they paid the expense of his camp.
>>74574632
Where do you draw the line? Keep in mind it will just be arbitrary and have no valid reasoning behind it.
>>74574679
He deserves his money for showing up and being on weight.
Khabib didn't show up and he didn't get anything.
Why should another man be punished for another's failures?
>>74574679
Casual confirmed.
>>74574710
Because the contract he signed was contingent on the fight happening, not on him making the weight and showing up.
>>74574679
lol
>>74574717
Not an argument.
So easy to spot the low-income losers on here. Actually getting upset someone did their job and got their money. LOL
who is the best power couple in mixed martial farts/.
>>74574761
Not an argument, is not an argument.
fight me bitch
>reposting posts from previous threads because they got (you)s. i think we have an OC problem on /heem/
>>74574837
here's you're you
>>74574732
Except it wasn't ya goof
do you have any concept of how big of a piece of human garbage you have to be to not pay tony 250k? lol
>>74574778
Tyson Pedro
>>74574872
fuck el cucuy yeah
"Cool Hand" Luke Sanders
Darren "The Damage" Elkins
Leslie "Peacemaker" Smith
Andrew "El Dirte" Sanchez
Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez
Michael "The Count" Bisping
Mike "Platinum" Perry
a lotta bad nicknames around....
Scott "Hot Sauce" Holtzman
>>74575143
The Damage is bad, the rest are good
FRESH
EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E79tA7umQaE&t=8s
>>74575195
Thanks man
Katlyn "Blonde Fighter" Chookagian
>>74575354
thats actually one of the best, idiot
korean "korean zombie" zombie
>>74575477
thats so racist
jacare "jacare" jacare
Harold "Beastin' 26/9" Howard
nigga "tyron" nigga
G "S" P
>>74575584
Ovince "Saint" Preux
Jake "Ellen" Burger
Rowdy "Retired" Ronda
Oluwale "Holy War Angel" Bamgbose
Black "where ronda fine ass at" Beast
Woodley is scared of the rematch.
Anderson "Da Spyda" Silva
Stephen "Pizza" Wonderboy
>>74573783
>>probability amplitude
Exists only because of the limits of human understanding of deterministic factors you mong
>>74575647
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Victor "Vitor Belfort" Gracie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
Can someone please give me a rundown on Robin Black? I remember fucking hating his shitty band when I was like 12 and then being horrified to find out he had become a prominent MMA analyst.
Like, what's his fucking problem?
Justin "Chael Sonnen" Trudeau
>>74575690
apparently Robin Black is his stage name, I wonder what his real name is
Josh "F" Samman
>>74575711
Wikipedia says its Robin Black
Betch "Pitbull" Cohaya
>>74570407
diaz brothers
>inb4 weed
Dana "it's not a girl's name!!!" White
>>74575711
Adan
>>74575758
stupid
>>74575758
i dated a girl named Derek
7457 "(You)" 5768
>>74575796
>"""""girl"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcbpmulqUrU
binden "racist" snewb really going off the deep end
>>74575814
yeah, a girl. a female named Derek
>>74575855
>"""""female"""""
>>74575855
did she let you penetrate her schaub-cutter?
>>74575880
not all of us here are gay friendo
>>74574810
My boy
gamebred is a pretty sick nickname
>>74575814
>>74575880
>Has never met a chick called "Billy" or "Joe"
Try traveling you retarded boon.
>n-next time
>>74576193
>Gay Bread
lolno
heem ded?
Are we pretending again, Jon?
Jon Jones, you're a bitch
*drops mic*
Grasso rules
Schaub drools
JON JONES, IM COMING FOR THAT DICK
Hey pussy, you still there?
wake up doot
its over
>>74576270
Whoregay "gay bread" massivedick
please stop. lets just be cozy
>>74576512
New
buttdick sphincter is my faaaaaaavorite fighter!
>2 early threads while there's literally nothing happening
anybody that blames thread wars on spergop is officially a complete faggot
if the mods are merciful, they will delete both of those early threads
>>74576620
Funny how the spergs who say the OP doesn't matter are always rushing to be the ones making them.
>>74576543
>>74576544
how do you guys fuck this up every time
When is the next MMA competition?
>>74576696
>>74576696
hmm if only there was a way to find out more information about this.
yes, if only there was some sort of list to give some more information
>>74576720
Thanks
>>74576728
I tried googling, but different sites give different results based on competition and style, and I wanted all the major fights in one place
>>74576720
man end of the month kinda sucks