>>74560993
where's kermit?
Stream back live and the lesser hair team ties it
>offside review even ruining amateur leagues
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fill bowl with tapwater
>put fish inside
>it dies
Yet Gary Bettman expects NHL teams to skate on the same water...
How is this allowed??
Go Oilers
>>74561036
>give edmonton a bajillion top picks
>they still fucking suck
how is this allowed?
>>74561036
Maybe you should let your water at least dechlorinate but putting a walmart goldfish in it.
>MN State highschool hockey tournament
FeelsGoodMan
>build brand new stadium
>soilers are suddenly in the playoffs for the first time in a decade
Yet Gary Buttman expects fans to not believe it is rigged
How is this allowed??
>>74561067
>tfw spring break
>can watch hokkie all day all weekend
feels fantastic man
>>74561067
Post best flow
Why was it a no goal?
>>74561067
out
>>74561023
Maybe they thought his skate was off the ice. Kind of looked like it on the last angle.
>>74561045
>fill America with niggers
>put white people inside
>it dies
Yet Donald dumpf expects white people to respect the same niggers
How is this allowed?
Go Oilers
>>74561077
There has only been 1 game, still 14 teams worth of flow to see.
>>74561036
You would have lost on home ice too.
>>74561083
it was definitely off, just annoying to stop play and all that
Alright /hoc/ which fanbase is the most cancerous in the Metro Division?
https://strawpoll.com/dy5axw5
Moose are in trouble now
Is flow pedo code for fuckability?
>>74561092
Fair enough. I won't be able to watch that much, so please post when you have reached a decision
>Getting physical
These two teams do not like each other
>>74561112
rip desu. no chance now.
>>74561113
casual detected
>>74561116
I am watching it on TV so I can't take screenshots, just wait for the youtube video.
>>74561113
First day in hockey detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4
How are team orange not 10 goals up at this point?
Also, these kids can probably already play better hokki than the top teams here in Australia.
>>74561036
You probably shouldnt have left the fish wait on the table while you filled up the bowl
>>74561116
Delano does have a mini Ogie Oglethorpe, should be an honorable mention.
>>74561132
>>74561136
Okay pedos thanks
Link pedophile(not real pedophilia, fuck off fobba) stream.
>>74561159
no prob newfriend
>>74561134
Will do! Thanks
>>74561140
Nice, we'll see what the video-guy has to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlBp4AG2BKY&feature=youtu.be
>>74561111
Here are all the fabases to be voted on to find the worst.
Metro
>https://strawpoll.com/dy5axw5
Atlantic
>https://strawpoll.com/fbea245
Central
>https://strawpoll.com/1xxsar3
Pacific
>https://strawpoll.com/zd99491
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEE
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
wew
Goalie slow as shit on the lateral movement, that pass across couldn't have been any slower.
Get your shit together Delano
>>74561194
nobody cares
Sweden rules finland drools
Fuk usa
delaBTFO
>>74561222
he went 5 hole, had to cover than when you are moving lateral, these arent NHLers bro.
START THE ROUT
>tigurs
>>74561239
the goalie isn't going to let you suck his dick no matter what
>>74561233
wtf I kind of like Canada now
Still wish they had the A and AA champs play each other for TRUE MN superiority title.
rip rip rip
>>74560993
fuckin' seriously?
He ded
>>74561261
would be a slaughter 9/10 times
hermantown needs to move up though.
>go to hit someone
>die
wew manlets btfo
>>74561271
What's your problem sperg?
>>74561271
>mad
>at oinkers
>>74561261
>A and AA
Is there not a huge gap in skill in the USA? When i grew up our A team was made up of the autistic kids who paid the extra 50$ for tryouts instead of House league.
>>74561280
That's what he gets for arm checking instead of putting his shoulder through the face.
>>74561291
it's by school size
A is enrollment of something like 1500 and under
AA is above that unless you wanna play up
my school had like 700 and played up, always did well.
i mean, despite getting btfo in the finals b2b years but yeah
>>74561291
It is based on the size of the schools.
The theory is bigger schools have a larger talent pool. A town of 15k usually gets blown out by a town of 70k. They could still have equal top players but it is a matter of depth.
>>74561291
>>74561306
this applies to all sports, hockey only has 2 but like football has 6A down to C and 9-man it's all based on enrollment
>>74561291
Usually skill difference, but they're divided by school size - so just have less of talent pool to pull from in A
>>74561194
>Have to choose between Montreal, Toronto and Detroit.
I'd rather just vote for them as top three instead of anyone else.
Hey bro where is my Jimmy Johns?
And the pubsub false flagger never got back to me.
>a pubsub takes 30 minutes to make.
>>74561344
he's a faggot. whenever I asked what you guys wanted from 7 eleven I'd always get it
>You will never get paid to beat Finns with your best friend
Why live?
>>74561261
>>74561291
>>74561306
>AA
I like these posts
>red wing
>jerseys are blue
explain this
>>74561371
I can't decide which one is uglier
>>74561371
You just know.
>>74561376
DELETE THIS
>>74561371
All those two faggots would do is beat to superior finnish bulls.
>>74561371
>dem bags
does auston spend his money on coke binges?
>>74561391
Look at his nose..you just know.
>>74561378
What?
>>74561387
I don't think I can delete your post. You'll have to do it yourself I'm afraid :/
>>74561371
Good thing he plays hockey because he's so fucking ugly
Laine is a better hockey player than Matthews
>>74561378
I dunno, named after an Indian though.
They make pretty good boots.
>>74561428
good post
>wayzata beat edina and got into state despite a 7-17-1 record
kek
KEK
>>74561371
>that purple suit
Cheeky bastard
Who will be the first player(s) to refuse to meet with the Trumpster after winning the cup?
>>74561428
Water is blue.
Oooops
>>74561482
It's transparent though
>>74561440
>Cake eaters BTFO'd by new cake eaters
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvU_Zhe8tpw
>>74561477
Murray
>>74561495
He just wanted to show Pulju how it's done
>>74561473
>and a double breasted suit
>>74561482
Mind blown
>>74561506
How did you arrive at that conclusion dear sir?
>>74561524
he just wanted cherry to like him
>>74561504
>mad
>at success
whats up coon town
>>74561477
Hopefully noone
There's nothing more cringey than a selfproclaimed liberal fishing for upvotes on leddit/twitter for saying something about Trump
Probably Burns though, ultimate hipster
>>74561539
Eric and Murray once had a fight outside a chile's.
>>74561550
Nigga, I'm from one of those cities. Been to Coon Rapids once though.
>>74561477
Puljujärvi because he is anti fa
>>74561520
He forgot he was on defense
where will pulju get traded to?
>>74561647
seattle hurricanes
>>74561573
He'll (most likely) hold office for at least for years. That means 4 teams and around 100 players. It may be cringey, but it feels like it's just a matter of time.
>Burns
He does seem quite hipster. Has he done or said anything political in the past?
>>74561574
The cheeky fuckers!
>>74561611
So what team will he be traded to?
>>74561647
Oulun Kärpät
WHAT in the actual fuck is this stupid camera angle they keep using?!?
>>74561573
Norge Burns will never win a cup silly.
>>74561428
no he isn't
>>74560993
lamest OP you've had in quite some time clipartfag
>>74561695
only way it could be lamer is if it was a picture of you!
>>74561716
fucking burned
>>74561716
rekt
>>74561659
Not that I know of
I try to avoid athletes trying to get political in general too. Hate it when they do that, lol
>>74561673
Ooh you!
>>74561716
Damn, Amerifriend
Kek that band nerd waiting for his drum back
>>74561716
BTFO
>>74561716
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Canada
>>74561678
There's that patented Leafs delusion again lol
>Catholic Financial
Is there a more comfy commercial?
>>74561762
>s-sure chad you can lead the chant
There's at least two guys with Finnish names in the Delano team. They fell for the meme and are now losing.
That would have been a dirty one timer if dipshit had his stick on the ice and stayed in the play...
>>74561716
Oh shit.
>>74561803
which?
>>74561824
right, like dude be read
>>74561758
I agree. Not because of the action in itself though, but rather because most of them go about it in such stupid and counterproductive ways
>>74561482
Water is colorless
What you meant to say is water is wet
>>74561846
Lol. Almost half of them in fact have Finnish names.
>Keranen
>Heikkila
>Ylitalo
>Oja
>Halonen x2
>Pinoniemi
>>74561863
water at depth is blue because of it's density
>>74561863
No he meant water is blue, he was stating a very common ignorant mistake was made, but in a sarcastic way
Manlet ref, confirmed
>>74561869
A lot of Finns immigrated to northern states to to work in the mines.
>>74561846
>Glasrud
>Kruse
>Hjelle
>Voss
our guys
Non meme, historically who are the top 5 hockey countries?
1. Canada
2. Russia
3. Sweden
4. USA
Who would be 5? Czech or Finland?
why are hockey fans and players such libshits?
THAT WHIFF, lol, defensemen please
>>74562034
wut?
BTFO
>>74562052
hockey fans and players compared to every other sport are overwhelmingly liberal, around 80%
why?
>>74562044
I wonder if they have the TILFs as ice girls. They are gonna need to come out and clean that spaghetti up.
>win game
>goaler dies
sad!
>>74562034
the fuq u sayin fggt?
>kreider playing in this tourney
but y
>>74562034
literally the opposite is true though
MOOSE WIN
>>74562034
we're white and rich
>libshits
>>74562075
you mean nba, not hockey
>>74562075
>NBA Owner forced to sell his team because apes got triggered by a word
>Everyone critized Tom Brady for "supporting" Trump
Yeah, very non-liberal
>>74562101
>white and rich
no need to repeat yourself
>>74562075
cuckolds. think about it, mn is the only state to have literally never voted for a conservative president. its the one who voted in al franken every year and let him cheat.
and its the only state where usa plays hockey
fuck this shit
>>74562122
touche
>>74562088
Kane dubs confirm the NHL is full of rapists and therefore are not liberals
>>74562075
Hockey fans to be far higher educated than other sports. And as much as trumptards pretend otherwise, the more intelligent one is the more liberal they are. Reality has a liberal bias.
who /ZEPHYRS/ here?
>>74562247
>reality has a liberal bias
Tee haw haw
>>74561920
'no'
>>74562143
I guess I can see why, no hurt feelies but still fuck that.
>>74562247
Who /HoSang/ here?
>>74562356
I seen that guy play in the ahl. he skates really fast but isn't very good
>>74562356
lemieux is spinning in his grave right now you insensitive prick
>>74562410
Fuck off.
>>74562317
That pic looks like more of a Race issue.
>>74562438
I've seen him more in person than he's even played in the NHL. he doesn't have very good positioning
>>74562034
Because they're white and white people have compassion.
>Finnish parenting
>>74562457
'no'
MinneGOATa
*runs out of thread*
(ง ˙o˙)ว
>>74562520
why would anyone ever want their kid to be a goalie
>>74562563
>1-0
>BTFO by BOBROVSKY
>>74562317
>>74562548
>>>/reddit/
>>74562548
That's definitely Race.
>>74562420
Is Lemeiux gonna put a bounty out on him next time they play the Pongs?
Is he a cuck if he doesnt?
>>74562586
Because he's a finn
>>74562634
Youre wrong
>>74562670
>>74562420
are there actually people buthurt about this in canada because I'm a pongs fag and this is the only place I've even heard of it. it must be the damn frogs
Why does every team have that 'M' not very original.
flowtime boys
>>74562738
Ask Minnesota?
>>74562738
it's the U's logo. most high schools steal their shit from colleges since it's nbd
>>74562768
I don't talk to child rapists
>>74562728
the only butthurt people are the losers on twitter
they did this same shit with tj brodie, the only difference is he caved and swapped numbers
>>74562695
can you please go back
>>74562792
then why are you here?
>>74562768
>>74562775
I know that but couldnt Minnetonka be a boat or something if they are the skippers? Moorhead are the spugs, a potato logo would be awesome.
>>74562827
they could and should yeah. but they're dumb.
>>74562805
gotcha. the first time I saw it here nobody said it was lemieux and they just asked if pittsburgh was butthurt that he's wearing our savior's number so I thought he was wearing 87. if someone did that it would be fucking retarded
>Dallas Duckson
Reminder Sestito is probably playing tonight and it could be awesome
>>74562889
there was a quote in an article yesterday from ho-sang stating he would consider switching numbers in lemieux personally asked, but he hasnt received word (nor likely ever will)
>>74563004
>Hey Mario since you called, do you think you could record my voicemail for me, and sign this?
cheeky
SKAAAAAAAAAAR
>>74563004
it's about time someone does anyway. it's been over a decade and he's won 2 cups as an owner. either the league retires it or they don't
>>74562940
BASED DUCKSON
>>74562940
That's a pretty good hockey name.
Habs
>pork commercial
wont that offend minnesotas huge muslim population?
>>74563127
that is my feelings on the matter.
did anyone give modano shit for wearing number 9?
maybe some fucking ribbing in the locker room but nothing like the twittersphere
>>74563208
gonna get btfo by the god damn rags and it'll be hilarious
>>74563248
>implying salamis watch hockey
>>74563248
Genuily thought the majority of muslims in the states lived in NY and Cali
>everyone blaming the NHL for not making the expansion lists public when the players are so fucking sensitive they got rid of the all-star draft because it hurt their fee-fees
it's definitely the PA's fault
>>74563312
A bunch of Somalians live in parts of Minneapolis and Brooklyn Dark
>>74563312
obongo imported them into the middle of the country to make sure they could spread like a cancer from within
>>74563312
dearborn michigan
>>74563377
They moved here during Bush's term
>>74563427
whoa, that doesnt fit the liberal hating narrative
delete this
>>74563364
t..thanks Lutherans.
>>74563427
bush never brought in more than 46,000 in a year. obama doubled that.
wew this game is way more sloppy and chippy than the last one. Lots of hits being thrown.
>>74561678
>>74563550
>all these butthurt anti toronto cucks
my sides
>>74563550
56-44 is pretty damn close to 50-50
>espn
>>74563459
>he actually believes Lutheran Social Services is a private organization
Hint: it's as much of a """private organization""" as planned parenthood.
It's a front for Dems to bring in immigrants to Republican voting blocks like Rochester and St. Cloud
Not many salamis in the Iron Range
>>74563835
why are you talking about politics in a hockey thread?
>>74563878
denmark started it
>>74563878
I just continued discussion
>>74563878
why are you bringing up hockey in a meme thread?
>>74563898
No the person bringing up the pork commercial did.
>>74564034
true
>>74562971
Why is everyone talking about sestito? Is there something I missed?
>>74563312
No. While both are liberal shitholes, it's confined to the large cities in those states. Go outside of LA, SF or NYC and upstate New Yorkers and rural Californians are pretty based.
Not the case in MN, literally the worst liberal shithole in the world desu
>>74564079
jest are butthurt at geno and are going to try to cheapshot him. sestito is a goon that is going to fuck up someone if he needs to
>>74564122
Oh okay. Thanks. Have an extra (You)
>>74564122
>>74564119
you sound butthurt desu
>>74564122
So basically what youre saying is nothing is going to happen?
>>74564056
good meme
>>74564119
Minnesota is like 52-48 you tard
It's nowhere close to the coasts
Dubs and Geno puts Laine out the rest of the season
>>74564143
it's just some fun because he rarely dresses in the NHL so he only comes up for games when he needs to scare somebody. he's actually had a pretty good year scoring in the ahl
>>74564204
yes. he might fight someone but I doubt it will be anything good. pens are mostly playing teams that have no chance of playoffs the rest of the year so he's probably going to be in the lineup a lot now
>>74564119
>upstate New Yorkers are pretty based
Upstatter here, don't listen to this man.
>>74564119
That's just a meme because we voted for /ourguy/ over Reagan
>>74564245
dubs and Laine puts Geno out for the rest of his lyfe
>>74564245
>>74564316
trips and you guys kiss and make up
>>74564306
>only 40k more votes to make mn red
>dakota county fucked up their counting or some shit
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>74564334
>>74564306
you unironically keep voting for al franken
dont pretend youre not the most cucked state in the union
>>74564334
dubs and you love trudeau and want to kiss him lmao
bill desu
>>74564401
I dont need your dubs to proclaim my love for this man
fuck the haters
>>74564378
I'm only one vote lad
It's 52-48 with the disadvantage of Dems taking busses to shitholes picking up voters
Franken isn't even that much of a fuck up. Governor Mark Dayton is way more of a drunk pill-head loon
During the anthrax scare he literally locked down his office and sat there for months like the movie The Aviator.
Star Tribune and shit buried that though
>>74564472
careful you might trigger all the thinskin trumpcucks here
4 hours and 8 minutes.
>>74564378
Did someone hurt your fee-fees today?
>>74564378
you seem really upset
>>74564622
Until they spend 12 minutes doing a ceremonial puckdrop?
>>74564639
>>74564669
>minnesotacucks
go back to jacking off to little kids
>>74564684
Or have a kid take forever to sing an anthem
>>74564716
>mad cuz no comfy hockey
sucks to be you, hockey games with your buds was always fun as fuck
>>74564716
>resorts to memes
I got a meme for you, hope it makes you feel better!
>>74564730
>fun as fuck
the little girls don't think your fucking was fun
NHL Best players ever by team
>Bruins: Bobby Orr
>Sabres: Dominik Hasek
>Wings: Terry Sawchuk
>Panthers: Olli Jokinen
>Canadiens: Guy Lafleur or Maurice Richard
>Senators: Daniel Alfredsson
>Bolts: Martin St. Louis
>Leafs: Darryl Sittler
>Hurricanes: Ron Francis
>Blue Jackets: Rick Nash
>Devils: Martin Brodeur
>Islanders: Mike Bossy
>rags: Brian Leetch
>Flyers: Bobby Clarke
>Penguins: Mario Lemieux
>Caps: Alexander Ovechkin
>Ducks: Teemu Selanne
>Coyotes: Shane Doan
>Flames: Jarome Iginla
>Oilers: Wayne Gretzky
>Kings: Marcel Dionne
>Sharks: Joe Thornton
>Canucks: Henrik and Daniel Sedin
>Hawks: Stan Mikita
>Avs: Joe Sakic
>Stars: Mike Modano
>Wild: Mikko Koivu
>Preds: David Legwand
>Blues: Brett Hull
>Thrashers/Jets: Ilya Kovalchuk
Is this accurate list?
>>74564839
your """"""""""gf""""""""""" sure did
>>74564837
>>74564730
>MNiggers
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74564848
>Wings best player is sawchuk
Wew
>>74564848
pretty boring list desu
>>74564935
>mad
w e w
>>74564949
I was torn between him and Howe
>>74564978
Well what did you expect
>being mad at a state because they have comfy hockey and you don't
>being from a state full of somalians and muslims
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>74564848
I guess Koivu is the best on the team that stayed with the team.
Gaborik was better but an injured whiner. And the team traded Burns for some reason.
>>74565051
well you just went with the safe person for each team, you didn't really have an opinion anywhere
>>74565061
>>74564730
>comfy
That autist is annoying but you really need to return to Reddit.
>>74565090
where are you from madfriend?
>>74565134
>mad
>at comfy
u sound butthurt desu
dubs and laine takes rocket lead and croshit gets concussed
>>74565138
>>74565061
stop blogging
>discuss hokkie
>autist gets mad
sad!
>>74564848
>Coyotes
>Shit Doan
If you're gonna combine Jets/Thrashers then Selanne is Coyotes greatest player
>>74565184
dubs and laine quits hockey
Reminder Laine raped and Murdered that girl he took a picture with later that night. He claimed she challenged his hairline aesthetics.
>>74565184
>>74565323
stop you're not good
>>74565340
what is it with winnipeg and rapists?
Dubs and Laine
>>74565457
stop
>>74565360
>that day when entire threads where dubs gets and jannies got angry and banned us for 3 days
dubs and finland never ever wins olympic gold medal in hockey
>>74565393
Are you referencing Kane? He's a vanshit and raped in buffalel, not our fault
>>74565500
o shit herewego
>>74565456
Don't forget we voted Jesse Ventura in.
Where you live lad?
>>74565500
Nice numerals of a repeating nature, friendo
>unironically living in Neo Somalia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74564848
>Bruins: Bobby Orr
>Sabres: Dominik Hasek
>Wings: Gordie Howe
>Panthers: Roberto Luongo
>Canadiens: Maurice Richard
>Senators: Daniel Alfredsson
>Bolts: Martin St. Louis
>Leafs: Mats Sundin
>Hurricanes: Ron Francis
>Blue Jackets: Sergei Bobrovsky
>Devils: Martin Brodeur
>Islanders: Mike Bossy
>rags: Henrik Lundqvist
>Flyers: Bobby Clarke
>Penguins: Mario Lemieux
>Caps: Alexander Ovechkin
>Ducks: Paul Kariya
>Coyotes: Teemu Selanne
>Flames: Jarome Iginla
>Oilers: Wayne Gretzky
>Kings: Marcel Dionne
>Sharks: Joe Thornton
>Canucks: Markus Naslumd
>Hawks: Stan Mikita
>Avs: Joe Sakic
>Stars: Mike Modano
>Wild: Mikko Koivu
>Preds: David Legwand
>Blues: Brett Hull
>Thrashers/Jets: Dany Heatley
>>74565524
also stop
How many of these is Laine going to hit tonight? 3?
>>74565771
2 sog tonight desu
>>74565750
Where is Barkov?
>Lidstrom isn't the best red wing of all time
What the fuck am I reading
>>74565872
>Who is Gordie Howe
>Who is Steve Yzerman
>Who is Pavel Datsyuk
>>74565340
nobody will believe that.
What everyone will ponder however is that Kane raped a girl.
>>74565908
>Datsyuk better than Lidstrom
>>74565908
Literally better than all of them
>>74565908
>(you)
>>74565908
>Yzerman
lmao
>>74564848
>>74565750
>the best ranger isnt Mark Messier
What?
>>74565750
>lundshit
W E W now this is memeing
>>74566083
Who else is there? Other than Messier
>>74566102
jagr teeebh
>>74566102
leetch
>>74566155
Jagr shouldnt be on Rags list. Hes more known as a Pong. Same reason I didnt put Messier on, hes more known as an Oiler
>>74566102
>>74566155
>>74566192
>Nobody mentions Rod Gilbert.
Punished Gilbert, a hero denied by his fanbase.
Been watching some NHL100 capsules
Really fucking enlightening i tell ya
>>74566155
jagr doesn't work because so far these lists have been whos been best for that team. jagr was fucking horrible on the rags.
you don't want gretzky being in the spot for each of his teams
>>74566379
>132 pts
>horrible
rag typical
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>74566499
all I remember is him choking in the playoffs like every other rag. 3 years of choking doesn't make him the best
>Noone mentions Sidney Crosby as Pittsburgh best ever player
More dominant in his time, less fragile (just a bit) and as many cups in less years
Bulju xDD
>>74566572
malkinbabby
>>74566572
>talking about current players
no point
>>74566631
more like guentzel babby
>>74566572
kunitzbabby
>>74566571
Oh i suppose thats fair.
>>74566604
Delete this disturbing image and never post it again
>>74566631
>implying Mario wasnt a Jagrbabby
>>74566753
>implying Jagr wasn't a strakababby
>>74566791
>Implying Straka wasnt an UlfSamualssonbabby
>>74566876
>>74566791
>>74566753
>implying the pongs weren't igloo babbys
>>74566876
>implying samuelsson wasn't a coffeybabby
>>74566989
>implying coffey wasn't a gretzkybabby
>>74567151
>implying gretzky was a better passer than francis
>implying the jackets are dogfuckerbabbies
>captcha: Happy bday Arrun
names were a mistake
Every player ever is/was an _______babby
>>74567151
>gretzky wasn't a kurribabby
top plop
>>>74567206
>Francis isn't a Jagr/Stoughton/Verbeekbabby
right places right times
>>74567756
>implying they would have had careers if it wasn't for mark "wrecking ball" recchi
>>74563251
>3-0 against the >rags this year
maybe after the rags rebuild kid
Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän.
>>74567979
Tää jos totta puhutaan
>>74567928
>implying recchi wasn't a lindrosbabby
>סְחָבוֹת
>>74568152
>implying lindros wasn't a primeaubabby
OGRE
MAHTO BTFO
Barca fuck off
>>74568594
what a collapse by psg lmao
>>74568714
MEXICANS OUT
>>74568749
i'm the whitest person here tyrone
>>74568801
>white
>watches divegrass
>>74568801
Doubt that
>>74568883
>watches divegrass
but i don't. i just saw the match thread. stay mad jamal
>>74568440
>Primeau
>>74568898
pure norwegian heritage m8.
>>74568921
>>74568951
nigger detected
>>74566753
>>74566791
>>74566876
>>74566989
>implying they all werent francisbabbys
>>74568883
hockey is literally the dumbest sport in existence
#prayforparis
>>74568994
>>74568994
I ALREADY SAID FRANCIS
damn the entire board is shit up lads, been nice knowing this thread.
>PSG
yuro semen slurpers need to leave this board. nobody cares about your divegrass game
>>74569369
you have to go back Pablo
>spending time on /sp/ outside of /hoc/
You only have yourselfs to blame
>>74568883
what a beautiful girl
>>74569385
mommyyyy!!!
>>74569552
yuropoors watching divegrass is the equivalent of americans watching apehoop. it means you're a dumb nigger
lol I kinda find it funny the world cup of hockey was such a meme tournament but world baseball classic has actually been really great to watch.
>>74569484
old habits I suppose
riotball has destroyed spee
all we can do is pray to our dear bean lord and hope that one day they will leave.
maybe we can convince them to go to /tv/
>>74569728
nah man, this is average hockey fan in Finland.
Fat and dumb, just like you haha!
>>74570172
based slovak hiding behind them
>>74570172
cute piggu hat
>>74570294
did he knit it himself?
I am done with football after the PSG-Farca game. This really is the most semen slurping sport I've ever seen.
Tell me /hoc/ how often does rigging happen in Hockey if at all? Looking for a sport I can actually enjoy without shit getting rigged.
>>74570665
go away semen slurper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XZDDfBVmmM
>>74570665
it took you until 2017 to find out the shocking truth?
>>74570665
>rigging in the NHL
Hahaha Good one Norge.
Also hey, protip to bet on the Penguins this june.
>>74570738
Pls accept me here burger. I don't want to watch that shit anymore.
>>74570665
Hokkei is objectively the best sport in the world
Perfect balance of physicality, skill and teamwork
>>74570783
stop using steroids
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-recommits-to-keeping-coyotes-in-arizona/c-287507144?tid=277548856
>>74564848
>preds had any good players
>>74570783
As long as you hate Armenians, Greek and Finnish you'll fit in fine.
>>74570783
I for one welcome you here!
Are you drunk? Cos i am
https://youtu.be/JVpdAsMt52M
nhl is rigged and everyone who doesn't know this is fucking blind
you think these constant blown calls are a mistake?
https://www.nhl.com/news/soul-on-ice-helping-hockey-expand-diversity/c-287511092?tid=285562886
>Soul on Ice is also the title of Eldridge Cleaver's memoirs from prison.
>>74570784
>going fast is a skill
>>74570941
hey I'm grease
I love the enter key
>>74570854
Does Zuccarello play in the national team of Norway?
>>74570784
this is one of the best webms in 4chan right now and I 'm not kidding or exaggerating.
>>74564848
>>74565750
Those lists will have to be updated soon
>>74571171
he's never going to let your fat ass touch his cock
>>74571208
I'm flattered, lad.
>>74571356
you clearly converted a tumblr gif into a webm and it looks really bad
>>74571379
I wouldn't know. I saved it from another anon.
>>74571482
yeah I believe you
>>74571531
>just because he's the only one posting it now means he created that webm.
I appreciate your dedication though.
nhl hokei in 2 burgers
>>74571598
do you prefer 1927 or never?
>>74571695
Your goalpost-moving skills are amazing
>>74571803
I think we all know lundpads is the best at that
>>74571803
the point is you're a faggot. have I moved from that? funny how much you spam LOLOLOLOL CELL KEY with "this other guy"
is this how desperate you are to try to make people talk about your irrelevant shit team?
>>74564848
This not being in alphabetical order really triggered my tism. Here's the superior version:
>Anaheim: Teemu Selanne
>Arizona: Doan
>Boston: Ray Bourque
>Buffalo: Dominik Hasek
>Calgary: Jarome Iginla
>Carolina: Ron Francis
>Chicago: Denis Savard
>Colorado: Joe Sakic
>Columbus: Rick Nash
>Dalas: Mike Modano
>Detroit: Nicklas Lidstrom
>Edmonton: Wayne Gretzky
>Florida: Pavel Bure
>LA: Marcel Dionne
>Las Vegas: Reid Duke
>Minnesota: Mikko Koivu
>Montreal: Guy Lafleur
>Nashville: Shea Weber
>New Jersey: Martin Brodeur
>New York Islanders: Mike Bossy
>New York Rangers: Brian Leetch
>Ottawa: Daniel Alfredsson
>Philadelphia: Bobby Clarke
>Pittsburgh: Mario Lemieux
>San Jose: Joe Thornton
>St Louis: Brett Hull
>Tampa Bay: Martin St. Louis
>Toronto: Tim Horton
>Vancouver: Sedin Twins
>Washington: Alexander Ovechkin
>Winnipeg: Ilya Kovalchuk
>>74571911
>nicklas lidstrom
lol, still wrong
>>74571961
faggot
>>74571851
No. We were arguing about whether I created that webm or not. Also, why are you so mad at some harmless shitposting?
>>74571961
>dmen aren't the most important part of a good team
kys
>>74572006
sorry autist but that wasn't an argument
>>74571974
>>74572014
>Who is Gordie fucking Howe
>>74571911
>Just name random players from each team: the post
Ray Bourque is nowhere near as good as Orr.
>>74572049
are you going to tell me?
>>74572063
Greatest Wings ever power rankings
1. Mr. Hockey
2. Stevie Y
3. The Perfect Human
>>74572029
How is me calling you out on your goalpost-moving not an argument? Anyway since name-calling is the only ''argument'' you seem to have left, we'll leave it at that so I can go back to shitposting in the shadows.
>tfw you don't give two shits about soccer
>>74572117
>Gave enough of a shit to post about it on a hockey board
>>74572129
go eat some lutefisk or something, nerd
>>74571911
>Tim Horton
Got your double double by? Tim Horton wasnt even that good. The most points he had in a season was like 40.
Friendly reminder that the >laffs are not playoffs contender and the only reason they might look like it is their 14 (fourteen) loser points.
Friendly reminder that the >rags are in a wildcard position with the 2nd most wins in the league because they cant score after 60 minutes
>Jim draft me discount McDavid
>>74572111
stop trying to force talk about shit teams
>>74572167
>29-36
>>74572167
Excuse me, what did you say?
My girlfriend just texted me a pic saying happy intl women's day. Do I just ignore her or what?
>>74572350
Pig disgusting, like Toronto
>>74572381
Send dick pic
Is Zykov good King bros?
Do we have a future with him?
>>74572406
Normally that would be perfect but she's making meatballs tonight so she can't masturbate til later
>>74572444
How unfortunate :/
>>74572444
How long does that take, like 15 minutes? Slap some meat, some bread crumbs, an egg or two, and some spices in a bowl. Roll into balls. Bake.
Did she guilt you into thinking it is going to take her all evening?
>>74572495
I'll just ignore her.
>>74572497
Try cooking fag. Meatballs come with sauce.
>>74572049
>>74572092
>Howe
Problem is, Stevie Y beats him in ppg with Detroit. So his high point total is only due to the amount of games he played, which is very biggly.
So if I was too choose between the two, I'd go with Stevie Y. But then there's Lidstrom. Arguably the most important player on the team during their great years in the late 90s, ealry 00s. So I went with Lidstrom.
>>74572512
How do you think I know how to make meatballs? Is she making Marie's authentic italian sauce?
>>74572166
I wasn't going to choose any of the losers who played after 67, so Horton was the only reasonable choice.
>>74572553
hahahaha lol memes ha xd
>>74572512
>>74572553
>tomato based sauce to meatballs
Fucking heathens
>>74572637
grape jelly with lamb meatballs is good too
Holy shit never get a work phone. I just checked my email after work and someone just sent me a request for $3.9 million in product and I won't be able to sleep tonight
>>74572637
>not eating tomato sauce with ground meat products
it's like you want people to think you are weird
>>74572651
Never had. But as long as it's lamb meatballs I don't mind if you stray away from the one true way of eating them
>>74572674
it's the spooks, they are trying to gather money from wherever they can now that wikileaks exposed them.
>>74572691
icelandics love that shit so I tried it there and it was actually really good. made it myself after and it's still good
>>74572718
I sell oil. spooks don't buy it they steal it and sell it, it's not them.
>>74572674
What is the product?
>>74572690
I bet you haven't even tried proper swedish meatballs (the slop they sell at IKEA doesn't count)
>>74572720
>Iceland
>grape jelly
Sounds suspect. But fair enough, I know they like lamb a lot though.
I wish I could say that it sounds good, but I've never even had grape jelly tbf. We don't use that in these parts, don't even know where they might sell it
>>74572769
>What is the product?
black gold, oil
>>74572769
>I bet you haven't even tried proper swedish meatballs
you win the bet and I have to say I was always curious to check it out, I 've been hearing about this dish my whole life.
>>74572553
>Marie's authentic italian sauce
I wish I fucking made a mirror of that video because she's fucking baleeted it
>>74572817
it stayed up for years. you /pol/ faggots finally ruined every board so much that it got taken down this year
>>74572790
Okay, thanks.
Well, I hope you do get some sleep at least.
>>74572807
I'm guessing that lingonberries might be hard to find (they do sell it at IKEA, if you have one close by). Other than that the ingredients are quite basic and the dish is pretty easy to make :)
With that said, greece has some really good stuff too. There is a greek place I often get food at when I'm drunk. Gyros or souvlaki in pita. Damn that's good
>these girls walk up to you and ask if you want to join them on their russ next week
What do you answer?
Also, what game will you be watching tonight?
>>74572935
With a question: what happened to your faces?
>>74572935
PENS VS JEST BLOODFEST
>>74570818
i don't understand how the yotes even make money to stay around. a team like the ducks struggles to make a profit despite being a top end team every year but the yotes have been stuck in the basement for decades yet still havent been relocated. give the frogs their team already
>>74572935
>russ
is that rowing a boat?
>>74573004
yotes fans are white and ducks "fans" are illegal immigrants
>>74572935
Jens vs Pets
>>74573032
>yotes
>"""fans""""
>>74572935
Sens vs. Stors
>>74573048
at least they're white. the few yotes jerseys bought go a lot further than the knockout ducks jerseys bought
>>74572978
Government censorship
>>74573000
>>74573033
Nice digits but wrong choice tbf :(
>>74573029
Maybe, maybe not
>>74573049
Wrong choice :(
>>74572637
>>74572690
>Not eating ground meat with peanut butter and chocolate.
what the fuck.
>>74573070
knockoff
>>74573084
what restaurant is this
>>74573073
Red Wings Hocvkey has become meaningless and uninspired
Come watch good intense hokkei and have a good time
>>74573073
>Maybe, maybe not
you 're cute when you 're ambiguous
>>74573084
I tried a peanut butter and bacon bagel because it was recommended to me. it was not good.
>>74573084
I'd eat that.
>>74573084
>>74573070
not really
The Coyotes have been playing in Glendale for 15 seasons and Commissioner Bettman wrote in his letter that throughout that time the team has sustained a "consistent economic loss."
at least the beaner duck fans can somewhat fill their arena, there's just 0 interest for hockey in arizona
>>74573101
Feels finnish man
Thanks but no thanks. I'm not going to be a bandwagon
>>74573104
..
>>74573084
I live in Hershey and I reguarly eat at the restaurant where the Reese's cup was invented, it's an Italian restaurant.
if anyone wants to visit I'll show you around and I promise it tastes better than that sandwich
>>74573084
that's is putrid why would you willingly put that garbage in your body?
>>74572817
There is a webm in the misc thread on wsg right now. Not sure of its complete.
>>74573177
it's not. and he doesn't deserve it if he didn't mirrow it
>>74573100
The works
who else has been a lifelong senators fan since last week?
>>74562971
On the anniversary of Moore getting btfo by Bertuzzi too.
>>74573257
really? I'm the autist that rages about that once a year. funny how that works out
why do american sports keep to their generals, like /hoc/ /nba/ and /heem/ but euros are running wild creating a million stupid threads for poverty ball
Who will Geno murder this time?
>>74573297
Were you not here for the superbowl?
>>74573297
Over compensating.
They dont get a lot because their poor, so they take what they can get foe free
>>74573297
because none of those threads are anything but
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they're pretending it's still funny and they think it's what /sp/ used to be about but it's not. /sp/ started out hating divegrass because it's for faggots but there's too many faggots here now
>>74573328
the superbowl is the exception not the rule.
Its a special event.
>>74573297
because povertyball is far more international than any other sport
same shit happens with the superbowl anyway
>>74572497
i remember a kitchen nightmares where some restaurant had a freezer full of meatballs, and ramsay was saying you could cook 20 pounds of meatballs in 15 minutes
also shave some carrots into those bitches, makes them aesthetic as fuck
>>74573297
>/nba/, /hoc/, /nfl/, /heem/ all center around one league
>football generals do as well (a league or an overall large general topic)
I don't see the problem
>>74573328
>1 day a year for the most marketable sporting event
>Endless day after day threads about their Fifa ultimate team packs
Kys
>>74568951
Fuck off chubbs
>>74573278
>Raging about it
>>>/reddit.com/
>>74573297
The quest for the almighty (You)
>>74573381
what are you even talking about
pens vs jets
>>74573457
>>74573457
>>74573457
>>74573219
Will pajeets ever recover?
>storm outside
>hockey inside
feels
like
COMFEE
>>74573477
>making a gamethread when /hoc/ is already dead
>>74573631
don't worry west coast fag you can stay here in your safe space and be ignored
>>74573651
>be him
>be LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT
>>74573651
>9 posts
>one of them is by Grease
Nice thread
>>74573714
there's already 15 posts and the game hasn't started. sorry
>>74572523
I assume you're trolling, but Stevie Y played during an insanely high scoring era.
Red Wings @ Bruins Gamethread
>>74573762
>>74573762
>>74573762
>>74573762
Jåckets desu to be honest
Pongs and Jests game is insane so far
>the nose just keeps scoring
>>74573749
And Howe didn't? At any rate, Yzerman was at the tail end of the "high scoring" era and played a large part of his career in the gritty 90s where it was ok to hook/slash/trip in the neutral zone and anywhere around the net.
>>74573970
reminds me of those pens-flyers games where nobody plays any defense
oh say can you shit
by the fart's early pfuit
what so proudly we hurled
on the floor and the ceiling
whose broad bits and bright chunks
through the putrid foul pile
o'er the bottles we watched
were so sordidly steaming
>>74574165
Pens' defense has gone to shitter once Määttä got injured. I knew he was important but this much...
>>74573749
>>74574162
Lidstrom is the best red wing of all time. Yzerman and Howe were era babbys.
I would also be interested to see how red wing fans feel about this too.
>>74573742
I'm sorry too
That you and every other pongs fan were born
>Norman Flynn accidentally calling Karlsson a forward
>>74574162
No, Howe didn't. Howe was winning Art Ross trophies with 80+ points while second in scoring had 60 points.
Stevie was getting 130 points when there were 10 players scoring 120+ points.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952%E2%80%9353_NHL_season#Scoring_leaders
Take a quick gander at this. Stevie never had this level of domination against his peers.
2nd in scoring was his linemate Ted Lindsay who was only PPG.
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OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE TO ALL THY SONS COMMAND
WITH GLOWING HEARTS
WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
FROM FAR AND WIDE, O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
GOD KEEP OUR LAND
GLORIOUS AND FREE
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New?
>>74574268
Fair enough. But the main issue was Howe vs Lidstrom. I'd still take Lidstrom over Howe.