/heem/ - Jon Jones, you're a bitch*drops mic* Edition

worst thread ive ever seen in my life

>>74558216
TJ has no reflexes

>>74558216
Does anyone have a webm of what happens after?

Michael

Bisping

Is

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>>74558216
me on the left

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Piana bless

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so apparently some /b/-tard killed a kid and some random woman.

and /mef/

GOAT

>>74558258
>>74558263
>>74558264

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>>74558266
Does he know?

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>>74558266
details on meatspin.fr

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Just friends

>>74558300
>>74558330
>jon jones is friendzoned by a middle-aged white woman
hahahaha soft ass nigga

Which welterweights can beat Woodley? I don't think Maia has anything for him.

>>74558424
Lombard when he drops back down.

>>74558435
>losing to stickman, a 46 year old, and pigg in that order
conduit

>>74558452
Condit is my favourite fighter but I don't think his style is good for Woodley. He was beating him handily before his leg went ded.

>>74558424
Nick
Masvidal
Cerrone

>>74558452
His losses to Magny and Henderson were bullshit. They were both smashed and done in the first but he couldn't connect with his ground and pound, it was just unlucky.

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>>74558477
>Cerrone
>RDA meme'd on him twice (2 (two) times)
>Destroyed by Masvidal via my body crumbles
>Implying he would survive the blackxplosion
>In 2017

>>74558652
this gimmick of not giving sauces, I dont like it

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Not long until my boy ends the mighty mouse meme

Did /heem/ get heemed? It's dead in here.

test

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Sorry h8rs, but not sorry

>>74558226
Be sure to tune in to this season of The Ultimte Fighter™ To find out!

>>74558937
How did he get so popular? I don't hate him but I don't get what's so interesting.

>>74558913
wtf is that? Did they really fight?
Nick is 2 times his size.

>>74558954
People only listen to tfatk because of schaub being a fighter. Getting rid of Callen and all the other junk leaves the people with exactly what they want.

>>74558913
Is this webm 60fps?

>>74558652
I NEED HER TO SIT ON MY FACE

I

NEED

IT

>>74558959
Penn once fought Machida at openweight and weighed in at 190 something.

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>>74558959
the city of heem
>>74558974
if it looks like one of those kpop ones i guess so

who here excited for Rizin?

>>74559013
>Horiguchi with soccer kicks

How long until Pride 2.0 is recognised for its true greatness?

>>74558783
The Pettis train ends here.

>>74558783
Really an awful matchup for Pettis. Cejudo is much more powerful on the feet and the better grappler.

>>74559017
What was Schob reaching for at the end?

>>74559024
his soul

>>74559017
>Steroid freak cheats to defeat honorable handsome martial artist

>>74559017
did you lads see Rothwell got popped again?
once a cheater

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>I used to fuck guys like you in highschool

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>it's a schaub thinks mob mentality means the mentality of mobsters episode

>>74559053
lol trying pretty hard to be a company man

>>74559053
>suck him off

Is Joe just using Megan as a beard?

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schob talking shit to dana in the new shitcast, wonder how it will be recieved

>>74559082
Dana wouldn't dare trash Schaub, he knows how much influence Schaub has. Over a million downloads per month, if Schaub tells his fans to boycott UFC then UFC is likely going out of business.

>khabib eating junk food before the fight

BUM

>>74559082
Dana needs to stay in his lane. If he and Schaub were on an island together you know Dana would be the one sucking d*ck. He's a lucky guy who got carried by his billionaire buddies. Any dummy could have gotten where he is with those circumstances. He needs to show Tyron AND Schaub more respect.

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>>74559076
Yeah, she uses him as a cover so she can get blacked

>>74559106
damn you think a know a person

>>74558937
Cheetoh finger dorks BTFO again!

>Big Brown Breakdown is in the top 40 podcasts on iTunes after only two weeks
How will the h8rs ever recover?

>>74558937
>downloading a podcast about sports
>when you can just watch the sports

Think about exactly what kind of person fills Scab's fanbase.

>>74559153
He is a thinking man's athlete. Deal with it chump.

Whats a king to a schaub?

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>>74558198
Great Op OP

>>74559262
Is he the hottest fighter in the world?

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>>74559150
Not long ago it was in the top 10

>>74559302
>fighter

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-ania-korkh-s-nipple-7u3xxgp/answers/new.html

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>>74559304
Shut it bird brains

>>74559318
Why is his face so fucked up?

Close your eyes
Imagine a snake in the grass
What do you see?

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Chaub bless

What's Tony's walkaround?

>>74559348
He said 200, people are skeptical since his frame doesn't match someone like Woodley who walks around 210ish

>>74559355
No fucking way he cuts 45lbs for a fight

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>>74559325
He would fuck your face up

>>74558999
https://youtu.be/HdvOfCz6_tk
They both look kinda fat to me. Machida won easy but Penn had an amazing chin for sure.

>>74559372
>They both look kinda fat to me

I mean, it's openweight. Why bother cutting?

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>>74559335

is Brenny Sweeb a good fighter?

>>74559364
Could do if he plans it accordingly. Maybe 200 is at his worst when he's not had a fight lined up for a while but when he does, he slowly begins the cut weeks out

>>74559371
Me on the right

>>74559384
Well sure. They both look like they're carrying some pudge, though. Maybe I'm just too used to seeing everybody drained from cutting, I dunno.

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>>74559013
>my boy rena would controversially 49-48 SD joanna

>>74559425
RENA is trash, dood

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>>74559425

Anyone got the actual webbum of the Daley vs Ward knee

I thought I had it but apparently not.

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>>74559385
Reminder

https://youtu.be/WmyrrNh5X6A

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>>74559444

Is Bronty Scleb a good fighter?

>>74559435
Ronda is trash, and so is Holm.

>>74559411
Oh no, for sure they're dadbodding it up. Heavweights don't bother dieting down unless they need to make 265, is what I mean.

>>74559451
>on a two and three fight skid respectively

Tell me something I didn't know already.

Holm is worse trash than Ronda, though. Tell me about the last time Ronda lost to someone in the grappling phase of MMA.

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>>74559441

Improvements to the UFC

>Add 165lb and 175lb weight classes, get rid of 170lb
>Heavyweight becomes openweight
>Change from octagon to boxing ring the size of a basketball court
>Allow kicks to a downed opponent
>Use the pride 10 minute first round

>>74557856
I failed

>>74559554
Nobody cares

>>74559531

*nods*

>>74559531
Pride scoring alone would fix everything. Whoever is closest to finishing the fight at any point in the fight is the winner regardless of what happened in the rest of it. That said, TRT should be mandatory, especially in the wMMA divisions.

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>>74559470

Cheers lad

>>74559565
I care

>>74559580
I haven't watched a lot of pride but were there many bad decisions?

>>74559554
I'm sorry
I know what that shitposting hole is like

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>>74559531
Gotcha

>>74559531
>Same day weigh-ins
>Pride gloves
>Fix those fucking mat decals

>>74559594
Hunto over Wanderlei was arguably a bad decision, but for the most part judging the fight as a whole results in better fights.

Also the rampant steroid use, but that's a discussion for a different time.

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/7/14848764/ben-rothwell-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-ufc-anti-doping-policy-violation

>Dana give me 500k and I will take replacment as company man?

>>74559628
I should probably watch that fight just too see how wonderland survived that assuming it was mostly stand up.

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>>74559628
Off the top of my head I can't think of any flat-out robberies from Pride. I really didn't like those 2 round fights, though. Still, I'm not sure that changing the criteria will improve the decisions, hometown fighters and big draws tend to get a little help from the judges.

>>74559649
It's worth it for webm related alone. My memory of it is that Silva holds his own on the feet but gets outstruck and outgrapples Hunt.

Great hes back

Anyone have screencap of Werdum and Dana texting? Sad to see Fabricio is a pls responder

>>74559769
Mate Werdum is a joker, he was asking for 500k, he knows exactly what he was doing

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>>74559769

Dude you can get addicted to anything, even shitposting

>>74559759
Who?

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Help me out with a filename for this sweet pic lads

>>74559854
>Dude you can get addicted to anything

I got warned for posting some sweet bunda and talking about Kevin Randleman

Really mods? Go fuck yourselves

>>74559923
Our resident janny is a fucking loser.

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News:

Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT after decisive wins against Robbie Lawler, Carlos Condit, and SWT (Twice) as well as having GSP duck him to go fight Bisping.

Understand and respect what it is you're witnessing right now cause not one of (you)'s can do nothing about it.

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>>74559857

>>74559997
>decisive wins
>Condit

lol

>>74560043
>Weidman didn't beat Silva the 2nd time

Lol

Guys please, buy my PPV

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i miss roids

>>74560065
>Weidman applying deliberate force to Anderson's shin is the exact same thing as Woodley not doing anything to the leg of Condit that buckles

lol

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Should Hunto retire?

>>74560117
Yes.

>Belfort v Gastelum doesn't go to decision at -855

Is this literally /free money/? There's no fucking way it's going past round 2, right?

>>74560149
Vitor hasn't gone to judges decision in 10 years.

>>74560117
No, he's getting BLACKED by Black beast next

>>74560149
Those seem like crazy odds, especially for a 5 round fight. Unless I'm understanding it wrong, what is that is the normal dollar format?

>>74560181
>-###
You need to bet ### to win $100.
>+###
You will win ### if you bet $100.

So in this case, you need to bet $855 in order to win $100. More precisely, you will win twelve cents for every dollar you bet.

>>74560174
And we know that Gastelum has enough pop in his hands to put away the corpse of Vitor Belfort.

>>74560180
The UFC should make that fight, and now that Rothwell is gone I can see them doing it.

>>74560149
Hate to say it but Belfort's finished, I think his chin's been deleted. If he does manage to pull a rabbit out of his hat it won't be through some pointfighting shit.

-855 means you have to bet $855 to win $100, right? Still seems like an awful lot to plunk down for small gains.

>>74560149
Your only hope is post-USADA Vitor, lol, since Gastelum is know to be a fat lazy fuck, who gasses early.

is Werdum vs Lewis the fight to make?

>>74560091
What's wrong with you?

>>74560212
Oh my bad then, doesn't really seem worth it. Gastelum could wrestle fuck for 5 rounds to be safe.

Pizza tiramisu lol

Khashit was eating junk food before the biggest fight of his life

>>74560257
It was allahs will

>>74560149
>-855
>free money

>>74560257
Allahu Snackbar

>>74560149
Mirsad Bektic was free money at -700

:^)

>>74560219
It's the other way around goofus, - means you make lots of money, + means jack shit

>>74560257
So was Wonderboy.

>>74560219
>Not thinking he won't turn into Econovitor

>>74560295
Wrong, faggot. -800 means bet 800 to win 100. The favorite is always -. The underdog is +

>>74560257
Doesn't really matter
Jorge eats Mcdonalds before he fights

>>74560279
>12% increase on investment in less than a week
>not insanely good value

>>74560290
Those were absurd odds and everyone knew it.

>>74560295
Stupid Poland or Indonesia.

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Based

>>74560344
You don't know what value means.

>>74560344
-855 means betting 855$ to win 100$ ya goof thats an absolute shit value

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>>74560353
Really made me think.

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>>74560345

>Or Indonesia

lel.

>>74560344
Eventually free money turns into no money. If you make those kinds of bets you'll get burned sooner rather than later.

>>74560353
Damn it, now I want him to beat Maia.

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>>74560378

remember when we liked perry for five minutes

>>74560353
What do car crashes have in common with women's day ? I don't get it

>>74560386
Masvidal is an actual good fighter though. Also he is MY boy, all these casuals are bandwagoning queers and casuals like yourself.

>>74560394
Women aren't allowed to drive in most western countries.

>>74560361
>odds of a thing happening are -1000000
>odds that bookies are offering are -855
>not value
:^)

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>Damn it, now I want him to beat Maia.

How do we bring back shark fights?

>>74560396
>Perry isn't good
He mollywhopped Roberts for three rounds. Jouban being a better more technical fighter doesn't make Perry a bad fighter.

>>74560412
that might even go to the DEC ya goof

>>74560386
You faggots should be ashamed, completely abandoning ourboy because he received his first loss. Literally every here should heem themselves

>>74560415
Hey cutie, I missed you and your funny posts. How is your noble cause going?

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>>74560424
Danny Roberts kicked him in the head at least 20 times. For a young fighter, you shouldn't be taking that kinda damage.

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>>74560432

Jason Knight is the real Mike Perry.

>>74560432
Mike Perry was never my boy

Neither was Lando

>>74560408
Then who buys minivans ?

Funny to see everyone is on the Masdival bandwagon, before the Cowboy fight half of you didn't even know who he was

It's hard having boys who suck.

>>74560471
All these mongs were saying Cowboy was gonna win.

>>74560471
This, i used to spam his highlight reel and got ignored, then i told some british cunt cerrone was gonna get his ass whooped 5minutes before it happened. I could absolutely heem all of you.

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How sad do you think this return will be?

I'm thinking:
>GSP beats Bisping easily
>meanwhile, Bigg Rigg beats some decent Middleweight, maybe Gastelum or Belfort
>Johny jumps on gear again
>GSP wins against Souza/Romero, even though it's not gonna be as easy as Bisping
>this gives him more confidence
>Johny beats Whittaker/Mousasi
>GSP still has PTSD from the last time he lost to Hendricks
>decides to finally face his fear, and asks Dana for Hendricks
>Dana arranges it, Johny agrees
>Johny murders GSP
>Johny is the new undisputed MW champion of the world

That's how I see it.

>>74560490
>That's how I see it.

Stopped reading here.

>>74560043
Condit is my husbandu but he was losing that fight way before he got injured.

>>74560490
That sounds more like WWE than it does reality. GSP wants nothing to do with Tyron, you think he'll fight Romero?

>>74560499
>here

Stopped reading there

EMBEDDED ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jIZtBUkWCk
EMBEDDED ALERT

>>74560507
He was losing the fight, but has Elkins taught you nothing? You're not finished till you're finished.

>>74560508
Beating Bisping easily might give him confidence.

>>74560515
>An outlier event is proof the same would've happened

Are you the same Ausfailian who was just talking about -800 being value?

>>74560520
Confidence will not save him from gay jesus

>>74560490
>GSP wins against Souza/Romero
Was gonna mock you but come to think of it Jacare isn't that bad of a matchup for him.

Casual test:

ima hit him so hard in the body he's literally gonna have to take a knee

Who said these words?

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>>74560490

Bisping knocks out GSP in the first mate

>>74560547
Tank Abbott

>>74560584
Bisping isn't even in the top 10 MWs.

All the upcoming cards are watered down shit.

>brazil fight night card
>literally who fight pass card
>dc vs rumble if we're lucky

>>74560614
Accidental Kneesplosion Academy

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>>74560600
Twelve pounds of gold and leather would like to disagree with you, buddeh

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>American KICKBOXING Academy
>Is full of Wrestlers

>>74560681
>nearly lost to #13 three times over the course of five rounds
>never landed anything of substance
>top 10

kek

EDGY BRAH ON ALEX JONES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTZkdQwpWI&feature=youtu.be

LIVE

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>>74560547

my boy t-ferg said that

also spicy new gif from sherdog

>>74560731
>tfw you realize Alex Jones was right about everything

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Why did /mygirl/ leave TAM? Did she get tired of being passed around like a bottle of vodka?

>>74560731

EDGY

>>74560797
She did ? So now she's roiding with Cyborg and Gabi full time ? She's gonna look like Andrade in her next fight I bet

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How much money have you spent on UFC products and services?

>>74560846
UFC 117 was my first UFC event, NEVER paid a penny

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>>74560731

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E79tA7umQaE

>29 upvotes

How are they so popular?

>>74560731
Did I miss it? How come I cant backup the video?

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>>74560869
5TH DIMENSION

>what's research mean?

Oh brother.

>all the dinosaur bones in museaums are fake

Riveting stuff here.

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UFC IS DEAD

>>74560846
Probably like $3,000 including tickets to 194 and 199.

>>74560896
lol peru still bringing the canadian bants

>these supplement ads

Good grief, people. Just eat good food.

How big are her breasts when she is at walking weight?

>>74560731
DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL

GSP BTFO

>Habib ded
>Wonderpaedo ded
>Jones ded
>Brock ded
>Connor ded
>Rhonda ded

Are Bisping and GSP the only stars WME has left?

>>74560999
Garbrandt is last hope, too bad silly dilly will heem him

>>74560731
I don't feel like Alex likes Eddie very much.

Alright I've have enough of Alex Jones' wild ride

>>74560999

Bisping isn't a star.

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>>74560999
>Bisping
>Star

>>74561015
how could you like someone who you can always tell is on drugs

>>74560964
Who?

>>74560892
horse face like joanna lol

>>74561037
Paige

>>74560797

JAN JONES

>>74561087
IS A BITCH

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>>74559441
>>74559470
how will he do against rory?

>>74561039
>When your hairline is worse than cancer patients'
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRT0bt4FDe2/

>>74561152

spoiler: they got cancer from the cell phone (and vaccines)

>>74561155
Who else unironically /WOODLEY/ here?

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3 bongs from now

>>74560731
Why isn't Alex Jones married?

>>74561087
GET YO DICK TOGETHER I'M WAITIN FOR YOU

>>74561177
everybody can kill a wolf on a fight...
Joe is so fucking dumb.
Let the wolf grap your forearm and then punch him and choke him easy. It's just a doggo at the end of the day

>>74561186
The institution of marriage was created by psychic vampires to feed off of the misery created by the legal system.

>>74561191
>implying the wolf will fall for that
>implying he won't get the rear naked neck snap

>>74561186
He drank the water too long.

>>74561186
He's smarter than you.

>>74561221
t.neckbeard

>>74561142
Depends on what MacDonald has left in the tank. He's a better fighter but I think his nose may have been perma-heemed. He's an old 27.

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>>74561177
WHO?

>>74561226
lol do YOU have a photographic memory? was your father a surgeon?

>>74559866
>Fag_has_a_fag_in_his_mouth.gif

>>74561260

Intelligence is inherited from your mother's side

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>>74560731

>>74561236
>no Shroom TECH™

>>74561236
Sounds like an episode of The Herd

*jabs*
*jabs*
*feints*
*jabs*
*fakes takedown*
*jabs*

which fighter am I?

Thanks for the past 2 days without the webm/thread weirdo it has been nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUb23Rq0JM

Should Nate and Andre do commentary for Floyd vs. Conor?

>>74561191

>let the wolf violently rip off your arm while delivering ineffective punches for a few second before you pass out from the pain and blood loss

Great strategy champ

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>>74561328
is that fight literally happening?

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>>74561029

I can't handle megan posting

shes too sexy

>>74561320
GSP

>>74561328
Andre Ward is ultra comfy

>>74561396
Looks like a trap

*pulls out 1 day before the biggest fight of my life*

Which fighter am I?

>>74561410

anon...

>>74561422
Stephen Struve.

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>>74561396
;___;

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>>74561410(you)

>>74561396
gay

>>74561460
Where have I've seen this couch before...

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>>74561476
>implying there's anything wrong with some dark meat on a woman

RACISTS GET OUT

HEEM IS A SOCIAL JUSTICE ORIENTED GENERAL

>>74561399
yes, well done

2 GBP have been deposited to your account

>>74561260
t.neckbeard

>>74561422
Jan Janes

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>>74561525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss31RW9YaPE

>>74561422

Ian McCall

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>psst hey kid, wanna buy a ppv? come on man, please buy it. please.

>10-8

I would honestly heem everyone itt once today and twice on sunday

>>74561328
best 15 minutes of the day

you basically get a last week's highlights and some combat sporting headlines

slick

>>74561591
You think imma just sit here and let you /heem/ me, anon?

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>>74561552

>how about we put conor mcgregor on UFC 210 as a co-main? that would work for me.

>>74561614
sorry kid, you don't really have a choice

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>>74558216

>letting them get close

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>>74560731
>Those Infomericals
Holy shit goyim get a grip

>>74561714
see
>>74561236

>>74561654
*tips katana*
*unsheathes fedora*

How on EARTH does Woodley makes 170?

He's a fucking HW.

>>74561772
Discipline and diet.

Something a Russian wouldnt understand.

>>74561772
dude he's like 5'7

>>74561783
rude

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>>74561772
He's quite short

>>74560353
>#Easymoney
What did he imply by this statment?

>>74558424
GSP

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>>74561186

>>74561177
>Hey Jamie..pull up "Brazillian Wolf Jiu Jitzu"

>>74560797

Starting from her feet and going upwards, things DRASTICALLY starts going downhill after her waist area.

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>>74561527
kids who only know about GSP from /heem/ memes.
many such cases.
sad.

here's a pic of what gsp did to fitch and kos

>>74561177
Has this dude any combat experience or does he just think he's too big for a full grown wolf or some shit?

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>>74561957
>le 50-45 man

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>>74561616
We need 3 steaks Cormier back

>>74562016
fat Cormier was the GOAT heavyweight, he could have been champ, but instead he got out of the way and let Cain ruin everything with rematches and injuries

>>74561931
What

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Lmao this is terrible look at the 210 poster

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>>74562073
He has a point.

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>>74562070

>>74561953
>8 year old from waist down
>80 year old from waist up

>>74562073
looks like a giant Rumble is about to give him the BBC in the back door Callen/Schuab style

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Bad posters general?

>>74562073
DC is mad over nothing. What a whiny bitch. Has he forgotten he's a paper champ? Dude needs to worry about making that walk not a poster.

>>74562100
That actually looks like a decent poster tbf, the 210 one looks shit on top of making DC miniscule. I swear someone on /heem/ could unironically do a better job. That's an awful poster, the red HUE doesn't even go with anything either

>>74562161
All those posters are bland as cardboard

>same font
>empty black background
>2 guys with neutral faces and neutral poses
>same number stamp each time

You can't even tell real posters from hastily made fan ones

>>74562277
fight fans have double digit IQs, you don't want to scare them away with too much info crammed into one space

>>74562319
Here comes that nerd that brings up IQ all the time.

You buy gas with your IQ points, nerd?

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>>74562319
>tfw single digit IQ

>>74562057
Honestly DC has every right as Jones to an immediate HW superfight.

DC could still easily beat most ufc Heavyweights(Browne, Hunt, Rothwell, Black Beast, Barnett, Possibly JDS)

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>>74559013
rizin always have GOAT shows, maybe the fighters are worse than the ufc, but is just so entertaining and different compare to american MMA.

>>74558396
His wife is a middle aged white woman the fuck

>>74562425
The lighting and camera work on Rizin shows makes them look like 80s, its very weird. You watch 1080p and it seems like 240p

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>>74562415