finnreich edition
>>74554885
Isn't that a Swede in the front?
>>74554885
quality post
Finland is ok imo
>>74554916
sweden is italy to finland's nazi germany
>mfw Oilels lose to cuck the Laffs
>>74554958
it's a good feeling lad
>>74554958
lelmao you were already cucked twice by the laffs. You also let a sand nigger shit all over mcgaykid.
I'm going to Niagara Falls this weekend for the first time is that city dank?
>>74554975
Hopefully this game hits OT so atleast both of these good guy teams can get a point
>>74554979
Plan the parade you beat the Oilers twice
>>74555002
>Oilers
>good guy
goddamn nurse is so terrible
>that much refpuck on Neal
where are all the duck fans in the arena shit is empty.
>>74555092
>ducks
>fans
the movie is more popular than the team.
>>74555027
Not a laffs fan but nice try oil cuck. I find it funny that both you retards somehow think you're better than each other when in reality you're the worst franchises in the NHL. Neither will win a cup in our life time.
>jake allen loses the shutout with 10 seconds left by letting in a bouncer from center ice
cant make this shit up
i hate anything finnish so much
>>74555131
Will you kill yourself yet you fucking stale loser?
>>74555141
stop feeding it and maybe it will go away
>About to be swept by the Avs.
>>74555159
word. next edition should be no kippers edition
>>74555168
try again, but this en français
>>74555168
Kek finally I can talk shit aboot another team
>>74555194
French Canadian "people" should be executed.
>>74555194
After watching the team play their home opener, they'll wish they had no team again.
жaкeтc
>>74555194
>tfw were finally embracing the tank
>>74555113
1967 was six gorrilion years ago
>>74555218
Yes pls, we won't have to suffer english canadian opression anymore!!
Fuckin' anglo pigs, raping our culture with oil money and free healthcare.
Fuck you you impérialists sheep humpers!
VIVE LE QUÉBEK IVRE!
>>74555251
You mean of course relocation?
>>74555258
delete this picture
>>74555296
>implying bettman wont just make another team
>implying he wont give atlanta a 3rd chance
>>74555296
Why would a small shithole with a shit economy like Kekbec get a team again? I have yet to hear a non-meme answer, by this logic we might as well put a team to Omaha Nebraska or Des Moines Iowa too.
>>74555341
They're not getting a team. Seattle and then another meme like San Diego.
>>74555349
Seattle is a great decision, but San Diego would be a really bad move considering they couldn't even keep their NFL team, a relatively niche sport like hockey won't survive there. Houston should also be considered although there's a chance it would fail since Houston is pretty much an Atlanta tier city.
>>74555341
Bettman needs more cash cow to sustain the sunbelt and guess what ''Kekbec'' with its 500k popwould bring more money to the league than the football loving city of Raleigh.
Relocation or Expansion, Quebec is getting a team alongside Seattle obv.
>>74555305
1ST OFF ...HAHAHAHAHA!!! CANUCKS OFFICIALLY SUCK BALLS..SO LET'S GET INTO IT. THE CANUCKS ARE THE NEW SHIT HOLE OF THE NHL. THE SEDINS ARE AILING OLD MEN CLOSER TO RETIREMENT THAN A PLAYOFF SPOT..LOL. AND BO HORVAT IS THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE. VIRTANEN-BACK TO THE MINORS. YOU NEVER EVEN HEAR COLE CASSELLS NAME ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO SHANKARUK ?? 0 PROSPECTS IN DEVELOPMENT I MEAN DO YOU REALLY THINK BROCK BOESNER IS GONNA A BE YOUR SAVIOR ?? LOL THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MISSED 10 YEARS OF PLAYOFFS AND IN THAT TI ME THE VANCOUVER CAN-NOTS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EVEN WIN 1 CUP. IF YOUR A CANUCKS FAN ..THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE A CUP..YOU SUCK..ALL OF YOU!!!
ROFL @ Canucks fans.
Get off your goddamn knees ref; you're blowing the game.
>>74555388
>Kekbec
>a cash cow
Isn't it literally the Cleveland of Canada?
>>74555427
no, that's edmonton.
>>74555388
>football
>raleigh
>>74555427
it's the akron of canada desu
>>74555427
Look at this lad this is the Quebec REMPARTS playing the Major Junior city team
And the arena is full everygame.
Can you say the same with the Hurricanes a pro hockey franchise?
WELP
>>74555453
dumb me i forgot the picture
>>74555427
Quebec must be great if it is
SSSSSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Is there a single gay hockey player?
15% of the population is gay, there's 750 NHL players.
>>74555439
he's retarded
>>74555453
>And the arena is full everygame.
Yeah when the tickets are 10 bucks each. Jack them up to the level of Montreal or Toronto and see how many would come.
>>74555388
>Raleigh
>football
oilers have had like a billion chances but always get unlucky bounces, meanwhile the islanders have had exactly 3 scoring chances and fluked all three into the net
great """""sport"""""" you have here
>>74555529
oilers are turnover machines tonight, it's pathetic. nurse has no hockey IQ whatsoever.
>>74555554
barely missed >>74555555
when will /he/ return to the NHL?
How long until he is better than Laine in every facet of the game?
>>74555529
>>74555554
oilers = fucking shit
>>74555595
Forgot pic related, but it's fairly implied, isn't it?
>>74555596
oilers would be easily dominating this game if it wasnt for the pure randomness of this stupid sport
>>74555595
>>74555610
I thought you were talking about Kovalchuck frankly
>>74555625
If the Devils were playoffs/contenders, I could see it happening actually
>>74555610
i understood immediately desu. i'd say it'll happen after laine scores on his own team again and falls into a suicidal depression
>>74555610
hopefully never
>>74555617
you mean the oilers would be dominating if they weren't actually playing hockey? interesting take
the nets could be 4x the size and sekera would still miss from point blank
youd think people who spend their entire lives practicing hockey could have better aim than someone whos played for 5 minutes
>>74555666
nice get animefag
>>74555641
What do the Devils still own his rights?
How come?
>>74555641
i doubt it, every single gm would have to agree to allow him back in the league
>>74555691
That's just how the retirement rules work.
fucking griess is such a faggot, lets in like 39584737 softies in calgary but plays out his fucking skull now tonight
just bullshit
>Yotes getting "at least" a "couple" of years to work out an arena after being on the relocation hotseat for 5 years.
>Canes have only been on heatseat for 3 years
As fun of a meme it is to trigger sunbelt fags, Bettman won't let the Canes move as long as Karmanos cooperates.
remember when mcdavid, ho-sang and sam bennett all played on the same minor team and still lost?
hats
snapback
toque
sombrero
pompoms
fedoras
>>74555749
it was bennett's fault imo
Pretty sure Bob is winning the Vezina this year.
>>74555742
yeah right those were fucking beauties scored on him
>>74555742
>goalies never have bad games
>>74555759
that would be nice, he is a fun meme
Hey guys how many points did Auston get tonight?
>>74555766
go easy on him, he just started watching hockey this season
>>74555766
oilers have a massive complex when it comes to the flames. it's driving them crazy that they're soon to be passed by them in the standings
>>74555780
let me check
looks to me like he got zero (0) points
bg nyi
bg
>>74555759
Da
>>74555759
>a memesteak wins a memetrophy
>>74555804
I would be diamonds if the flimmies passed the oil cucks. Fuck Edmonton.
>>74555761
Nah. Isles came out sleeping in that one. Wasn't even Griess's fault.
Isles playoffs now, hope they can keep the spot
>>74555843
lmao
>>74555819
i think most would be lad. irritating to see that team do well despite their total ineptitude at management and needing a miracle prospect to save them from themselves
>>74555863
>>74555863
>>74555863
>>74555863
>>74555863
>>74555863
GET IN HERE BOYS.
the best thing would be the flames beating the oilers in the 1st round. all of edmonton would be on suicide watch
>whomst can stop them
>>74555872
nah
IN A LITTLE WHILE I'LL BE GONE
>>74555872
>what is tanking
Sad that you care so much too desu
>race-mixing was wrong, they said
Where's that oil cuck who thought they'd win 6-2? Eat shit faggot.
>>74555878
None
>They will apologize to Torto
>swept by the avs
>Ducks try to kill Rinne
>get a PP
rigged
Forsberg is still good btw
>>74555957
then Scoresberg scored a shorty on their ass ducks are full of nigger goons
>40 minutes
>1-0
hockey needs to be higher scoring, how do people watch this shit?
>>74555972
nashville was a mistake
>>74556049
at least we can sell seats, the ducks stadium is fucking dead
>>74555125
Don't care Minnesota lost.
Thank you for once St. Louis!
>>74556069
anaheim was also a mistake, but at least they don't shit up the thread with elementary-school tier nicknames
Preds 4th line does it again
and by it I mean shitting the bed
>>74556110
that's because they don't have any fans in nashville my man. guaranteed they move as soon they need a new building.
>RINN3
diid all the finniggers get banned or something?
thank god
>>74556140
Do you really want to aline yourself with kippshit on the Finland thing? Think about that for a second, then kill yourself
>>74556128
>sold out literally every game
>don't have any fans
what did he mean by this
>>74556153
>fell for the bait
>>74556140
>>74556151
>finnish goaltending
wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without the finns spewing their delusions everywhere
Are Nashville fans this bitter? I'm just enjoying a good game.
>>74556165
true I won't give him any more (You)s
Nashville > Gaynaheim
>>74556165
You never know with that flag, they say a lot of genuinely retarded shit
>>74556151
>aline
dumb nigger
>>74556208
>>74556208
>>74556199
>>74555972
isn't it past your bedtime, timmy?
>less than 20 shots through 3 periods
wew
we're totally elite, guys
i am here in support of finland
i am here in opposition of finland
>not every hero wears Canucks jers---
Everyone in this game so far has either scored their 12th or 27th goal.
A soldout crowd in anaheim
BOB
O
B
>>74556366
Are those orange jerseys the worst in the league?
Y/N
>>74556440
Y
>>74556440
Second worst.
>>74556366
ducks have won a cup and cant fill it up preds havent won anything not even a division championship and sellout every game lol
>that goal
kek
KEK
>>74556430
So is he gonna win the Vezina?
lmao miller
>>74556448
Is that Connor McDavid?
>>74556455
yellow and blue is ELITE
>>74556467
Nah, Holtby still has a better record and more shutouts.
ritchie with the gwg. you heard it here first
>>74556478
yep, he used to be pretty fat when he was younger.
Ryan Miller is #ELITE
anaheim's crowd looking florida-esque
>>74556499
I know we were outplayed, but I don't think they had 367 shots.
>>74556501
>the snes lost the cup to them
>>74556499
i wish my team had a goaler that could save 367 shots in a game
>>74556499
Lel, on the Canucks coverage they had Miller with the first star and Galy with the third.
Why do hockey teams have donation drives that raises tens of thousands of dollars, when the owners of the team could just donate the millions they earned that night through ticket sales?
>>74556531
cause they can fagot
Give me one (just one) reason the Pens aren't repeating this year.
>>74556532
You wanna fucking fight?
>>74556531
You'll never pry Melnyk's shekels from his cancerous hands
>this whole ot
lmao
>>74556534
>no defense
smith gets no breaks
>Smith shooting in OT
>>74556552
Letang and Schultz are elite.
>>74556534
they will have 0 healthy defensemen by the second round
>>74556561
>2 players will be enough for 4 rounds of games
yeah i don't think so buddy.
>>74556561
Letang won't be able to play
pretty sad shot """"attempt"""" by ellis there
>>74556562
Only if they play the Flyers round 1
>>74556572
It's the same group as last year except replace Lovejoy with Hainsey/Streit
will someone score please
>>74556558
JUST
you can tell the Preds don't practice shootouts, probably because they know they can't make it there anyway most of the time
PEGGA NO
lmao too many cheeseburgers johansen ya fat fuck
>rhyen joehandson
>the ass-devastated village of trashville
>0 goals on bernier
nice job, perds
nobody cares about the hasbs
What a great night. Minnesota lost in regulation and Nashville didn't get two points.
It sure makes it easier for Chicago to just focus on the Mild and not have to worry about either Nashville or St. Louis at all for the rest of the regular season
>>74556685
I fucking laughing my ass off lad. People think trashville are going to matter this year.
Mild are losing steam at an alarming rate heading into the playoffs. Should be comfy for the hawks
>CBJ scheduling
>@NJ
>NJ
>BUF
>@BUF
>>74556861
Literally free wins.
I bet Bob will get 7 shutouts in a row.
>final 4 guaranteed to be edmonton/minnesota and washington/columbus
meme year lads
>>74556867
Is this the tolerant left beating up white devil nazis in a mcdonalds?
>>74556875
it's niggers being niggers
>>74556873
>minnesota
Maybe once they learn to score on bottom tier goaltenders.
>>74556873
None of those teams will make it kek.
>>74556875
Average Wings fans treating visiting Canadian fans with Detroit hospitality
>>74556534
Because every one of their players who isn't a forward is a walking meme.
>>74556875
just racists getting what's coming to them
>>74556896
kek
Who the best negro player in the chel?
>>74556943
ho sang
>>74556943
SIMMONDS
I
M
M
O
N
D
S
>>74556956
actually this
>>74556949
but he's chinese
>>74556943
Kane desu
>>74556943
Seth Jones
>>74554885
>>74554918
I really hate his face.
>>74556069
>Cherry picking photos
Nigga thats 4 min into the game i was there tonight it fills up about 5 min into the second. The 5 is a shitty highway and the 405 is equally shit.
>>74556924
shut up kippers
>>74556487
You do understand ELITE is ironic yes?
>>74556867
And tbey wonder why white kids shoot up inner city schools
yellow and orange are the worst fucking colours for sports teams
>>74556440
The worst jerseys are the Snes ones ever since they adopted that 97 MS Word clipart logo.
>>74557013
>ducks """""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""" don't know when to leave in order to be there on time.
>>74557039
It's Cuckoldfornia, traffic is an unpredictable nightmare all around that state.
>>74554885
Racist OP.
I will not be posting ITT
Goodbye.
>>74557043
K I W I
I
W
I
>>74557039
You're about right. It also doesn't help that corporations buy tickets then never fucking use them.
>>74557041
You are not wrong
>>74557037
Green is. Any jersey containing green is insta-shit (yes the Packers too).
>>74557013
>not there for the warmups
shit fans, miguel
>>74557061
We actually have jobs here
>>74557059
could not be more wrong.
dark green is GOAT
green and yellow is SHIT
lime/highlighter green anything is SHIT
>>74557043
its their heritage. don't be so ignorant, poo peeland
>>74557072
Jets fan spotted.
Captcha: 1488 DRIVE
>>74557072
dark green is nice for hockey, but kind of dumb for sports played on grass
>>74557072
Stars jerseys are pretty good desu
>>74556943
BIG BAD BUFF
>>74557037
thats where you're wrong
>>74557081
Yeah no.
>>74557069
True, Mexicans are usually three jobs deep to keep their family of 10 eating and dressed.
>>74557077
fuck the jets
>>74557079
for grass yeah, then you have to go with a weird cartoony slime green like wolfsburg which makes it shit
>>74557084
He is super wrong, though i do enjoy your alternate better.
>>74557090
do australians have mexicans? or are they indonesians?
>>74557084
biggest eyesore in the league desu
>>74557084
Preds jerseys look like complete ass but at least they're distinct from the rest.
This is the ugliest jersey in sports and nothing can convince me otherwise. The fact they switched from the 90s GOAT jerseys to this preschool tier shit makes me wanna vomit.
>>74557098
They're called New Zealanders
>>74557090
Its not just the mexicans. White people have 3 jobs to afford the million dollar homes and shit.
>>74556949
>ho sang
>not even asian
preddy disappointing desu senpai
>>74557100
ducks are much worse. ugly all around
shoutout to tampa as most boring
>>74557113
His bbc was so big, that ho sang his praises
>>74556943
Auston Matthews.
Good night /hoccer/
>>74557125
>expecting good opinions
>from a leaf
Wew
>>74557125
4 best sweaters in /hoc
1 tied
>ducks alt
>sharks
>preds
>stars
Power gap
Everyone else
>le cut inside and wake up in a bathtub man
The GOAT Canuck jersey
>>74557161
what a shitty list
>>74557194
Because you have shitty tastes and like boring shit jerseys
lmao matthews suck!
0+0!
leafs fans how dare show face around here now
>>74557202
better than liking some of the worst jerseys in the league lad
>>74557210
Objectively Best jerseys
Montreal is the worst fucking team to watch. I swear they just try and get to OT to win. How the fuck are they going to win a playoff series..
>>74557227
Spoiler alert
they wont
Only good sweaters currently in the league.
Fite me
>>74557248
>no ducks
>no stars
>no sharks
>no preds
Shit list desu
>>74557248
not bad. i would add the oilers, and canes alts too
I think they are finally done, folks.I can already see the owner not wanting to build a new arena in Phoenix.
>>74557248
that colorado is horrendous
and you picked the worst detroit jersey
and fucking CANAKEKS ARE you KIDDING ME!!
>>74557248
>vintage white
You're tasteless trash
>>74557270
He's basically trying to call out the government and bluff them into lowering taxes so they can build a cheaper stadium.
As if they're going to move a precious sunbelt team out of the sunbelt.
>>74557319
he legit knows he fucked up and now hes trying to blame it on them.
Nhl is fucking retarded for not having a Wisconsin team. The sick rivalry that would form between the wings, hawks and wild would be amazing. I've seen scons and Minnesotians argue passionately over lakes. I can only imagine what some hockey would do.
Filthy sniipe by Forsberg tbf
>>74557339
Wisconsin would be nice, fuck the sunbelt tbf. Now if I was Buttman almighty, here's what I would do.
Carolina --> Quebec
Phoenix --> Seattle/Wisconsin
32nd expansion team --> Seattle/Wisconsin
>>74557716
pretty good but here's how I'd fix it
Carolina --> Quebec
Phoenix --> Seattle
Ducks --> Wisconsin
Devils --> Fold
>>74557716
>wisconsin and quebec
yes, let's move every team to the great lakes region. I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong with that plan.
>>74557716
>Carolina --> Quebec
.Canada does not need another team. Just start a European division all ready.
>>74557750
>>74557761
Butthurt sunbelt fans detected. Those places can fill an arena and bring in more money to the league.
>>74557339
What city gets the team and what will they be called?
Where can I watch full NHL games after they air? The games start at 0300 for me, so I often miss them. I'd like to watch more than the game in 5.
>>74557844
download lazy man
it lets you watch live games and replays
>>74557840
Madison. And the team will be call Wisconsin Wanderers.
>>74557776
>t. some guy in finland
thanks for the """""insight"""""
>>74558101
Never reply to me or my wife's son ever again. Thank you.
Finns belong in death camps.
Oh for fuck sake
With the announcement of the Yotes needing to relocate, the most annoying type of people always flood the comment sections with their autistic screeching
Why do Canadian frogs alway screech for Quebec? It's not gonna happen, specially not with Buttman in charge
Who would you rather as a roommate(s)
>Armenia and Greece
Or
>Kipper
>>74558279
Kipper, not even a question
>>74558279
>apartment reeks of feces and denbt
vs
>apartment reeks of fish/seaweed
>>74556561
stop saying elite you nigger loving faggot
>>74558149
>t. some guy in danemark
thanks for the """""insight"""""
>>74557091
when did you tell your parents you like to suck cock
>>74558382
Edgy
>>74558412
do you even know what edgy means
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?T2lsZXJzIG1pc3MgdGhlIHBsYXlvZmZzLCBhZ2Fpbg==
>>74558418
>"do you even know what edgy means"
>>74558443
you have this picture saved
ho to the key
I haven't followed hockey for a while. Does Dan Snyder still play for the Thrashers?
>>74558149
It's just a meme. Relocation is inevitable but probably to Seattle or some Midwestern city like Kansas City.
>>74558842
>canadian hockey knowledge
Post yfw Arizona becomes the first europeon NHL team when they move to Finland and become the "Helsinki Horde"
>>74558922
I for one am NOT rooting for a Helsinki team
https://youtu.be/KZcUzhMQojQ
OLLI
L
L
I
<3<3<3<3
>>74559030
>not finnish
you fucked up
>>74558766
His career is dead.
>>74558922
>>74557840
Madison (sjw) bubbles or ivory towers
>>74558922
FINLAND DOESNT EVEN PLAY HOCKEY
THIS IS WORSE THAN VEGAS
WHY DOES BUTTMAN HATE CANADA
>>74559103
lmao
your capital cant even support a team, why do you think your poopy country deserves another dead team
>>74558279
I would actually pay the rent on time. I'm also white.
Anaheim --> Seattle
Arizona --> Bought by Bettman
32nd ---> Kansas City
Carolina --> Quebec
New York Islanders --> Atlanta
Cap this senpai.
>>74559197
>Atlanta
More sunbelts?
>>74559197
>the shitty of Quebec
>getting a team ever again
Top cake.
>>74559197
this is the most bland forecast ive ever seen
>>74559197
>kc
>not OMAHA
Why is the NHL expanding? So that players like Tootoo can keep getting paid millions to play? The on ice product is getting weaker and weaker. There is only like 24 teams worth of talent. This isn't soccer.
Post Vezina contenders no one talks about because they belong to meme teams.
>>74559281
stop trying to force this
>>74559281
>no one talks about
>>74559281
>no one talks about
There's a reason noone talks about it, because he doesn't have any chance at winning it.
Comparing him directly to Holtby, dude has less starts, less wins, worse win%, worse GAA, less shutouts, only bests Holtby by 0.01% in SV%.
Stop forcing this bad meme.
>>74559454
of course you watch that shit for 13 year olds
>>74559267
>dilute the leagues talent
>lose hundreds of millions of dollars
What a great idea
>>74557733
>ducks -->wisconsin
Fuck you in particular
>>74559496
What is his endgame?
>>74559510
to build the league up to its limit then retire before the shitstorm hits so he can look like an allstar infront of his private club buddies
Kultainen Lauma
>>74559267
>only like 24 teams worth of talent
Compared to what? NFLs 10? NBAs 5?
NHL has the most parity of any sport, its just the least popular because poor people cant afford to play it.
>>74559541
Bettman hates Canada and will do anything to cuck us.
>>74559588
Are you insulting us.
>>74559592
>dual flush
have one in my house but they are not commonplace yet, getting there.
>kettles
why would we? not many people drink tea.
>powerpoints don't have switches
you mean electrical outlets? yeah, always on unless it's one of these i forget the name
>>74559618
found it, GFCI is the name
>>74559618
fuck off
>>74559601
>NHL has parity
No it doesn't. The only reason it appears that way is because of this fucking loser point. Make it win or lose and this "parity" is gone. Have you seen the eastern conference? Almost half have 10 or more loser points.
>>74559611
Finland is good
>>74559647
What a goofy looking motherfucker.
>>74559656
He's doing more to the benefit of your country than you are, drunky.
>>74559647
there's a black guy running for mayor in my city that got arrested last time he ran for driving without a license. he also got caught defacing the campaign posters for his competitors and had to apologize. he got like 8 votes and his last name is butts
>>74559643
>"HAS THE MOST PARITY"
>MOST
Have you looked at the NBA? Brooklyn has 11 wins in 62 games.
Have you looked at the NFL? Cleveland had 1 win.
The NHL parity isnt good, but compare it to any other sport and more teams are actually competitive.
Un-meming, any of the 16 playoff teams could easily make the stanley cup. You cant say that about any other sport
>>74559643
Fix the overtime then and make it not sudden death
>>74559668
>Have you looked at the NBA
why would I ever do that?
>>74559643
all the leastern teams accumulating loser points arent in playoff contention
we see low seeded teams beat higher seeds
of the last 10 cups awarded 7 went to different franchises
even the bottom of the league has been turning over (if you ignore the coilers and sabres)
if this isnt parity then what is
>>74559661
Excuse me?
I pay taxes and recycle
I want you to take that back.
Dubs and Malkin puts Laine to rest tonight.
>>74559677
thank you for recycling.
>>74559683
Sestito might be dressing
>>74559683
Repeating digits and Laine surpasses Crosby for the rocket lead
>>74559686
are there people that don't recycle? it's so easy and much better for the environment/reuse
jeezass
>>74559677
No. You let foreigners run amok in your country and an apoplectic foreigner actually has to save the white race because you're too lazy to do it yourselves.
>>74559643
>Loser points mean less parity
Would you rather a tie? That would make it look even more even. If teams are going to OT so often it just means the game is evening out.
>>74559683
Gretzkys and Laine wins the fart ross this year
>>74559699
nice
>>74559699
oh jesus
>>74559699
>fart ross
Ya blew it tbf, Somone will make up the fart ross for comedic purposes and give it to Laine :/
>>74559698
No it doesn't. It means teams are turtling like fuck to ensure they get the loser point. It's been said a dozen times on TSN. If there's no incentive to get into OT for a point teams wont be so fucking conservative.
>>74559671
>>74559454
The only stat that matters when comparing goalies is SV% though.
>>74559733
>TSN
You mean the group of Laffs analysts?
Even if you take away the Loser points, and just compare wins from bottom to top, NHL is still the closest league.
>>74559733
Toronto Sports Network?
Kys
>>74559745
>>74559755
>moving the goal posts
Pretty sure TSN holds more merit over autists on 4chan.
>>74559733
>TSN
>>74559762
>he holds the opinions of one craig j. button over the resident scholars of /hoc/
the delusion know no bounds in laffland
Why can't the league just adopt a 3-points system? Punishes overtime winners for not being able to seal the deal in 60 minutes while making the loser point less appealing.
>>74559777
no body know
buttman is dumb as a pile of shit
>>74559510
He looks like Kevin spacey
>>74559777
the original argument was that it would skew all the records
a bit more than a decade later they are finally beginning to understand that function>nostalgia
why would they do this?
>>74559762
>Ignore the post
If you adjust the NFL scheule to 5.1x the games (82) it evens out to NE has 71 wins compared to clevelands 5
Right now the NBA is 52wins for GSW compared to Brooklyns 11
The NHL is 44 wins Capitals to 18 wins Avalanche
Yeah defintley not more Parity in the NHL
>>74559787
to prevent the offending team from resting after the icing
>>74559789
stop typing like a retard
The bluejackets are only 5 points behind the capitals, the memes say they will pull out a presidents trophy win
>>74559786
No point based records even matter
all the records that matter are wins
>>74559804
>mad at the enter key
>>74559802
no shit? it's a strategy why would they get rid of it
The Columbus bluejackets don't lead a single category and yet they are still elite
How mad can pongs fans be
>>74559810
I agree in theory that w% should be the defining stat for comparison, but the league loves spouting off point streaks and other point based metrics
>>74559815
to produce more offense; if the offending team cant rest or change after icing then the idea is the other team has a better opportunity to score
>>74559802
This is just stupid as long as every game has like 3-4 commercial breaks for the players to rest each period.
>>74559786
Records are already skewed since the league has gone from days of 6 teams to days of 30 teams, and skillwise it's changed too.
>>74559737
Thats what i thought, nigger
>>74559829
you get one fucking timeout a game stop being dumb faggots changing things that don't matter just for the sake of saying look we changed something!
>>74559834
the schedule is also longer, and a bunch of other factors, back in 2004 though this was usually the defining reason not to use the 3 point system
Did Bulju have the the greatest season ever?
>got to watch nhl games for free
>free pizza & bonaqua
>>74559789
that's actually very interesting.. th-thanks?
who /readyfor2weeksofhell/ here
How do the bluejackets BTFO out of Everyone? Easy, they just score more goals and not allow any
>>74559870
they haven't done that since like 2016
>>74559862
>2 weeks
>he doesn't read it
Half the league is off for one week the next week that half plays the other half that week doesn't play I believe it will be a west is off one week and east is off the other, but otherwise there is only 1 week for the team you follow not two weeks
>>74559830
There's 3 breaks.
>at 6 min
>at 10
>at 14
All pending the PP. If PP = yes, then no PK Subban telling me he's from Canada and getting his son some ice cream
>>74559886
you god damn nigger how is 1 week plus 1 week not 2 weeks? never fucking reply to me again
>>74559878
Lol, they are BTFO out of everyone now, I see a 12 game win streak coming to take the presidents trophy and win the division
>>74559870
>everyone
>>74559895
>he thinks that a team will be off for two weeks
Holy shit, during the break one half plays and the other doesn't the next week the other half plays and the one that did play has a break it's not 2 weeks of hell if teams play during a break
>>74559898
>being BTFO by a Manlet
>>74559906
NO YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
THERE WILL BE 2 WEEKS WITH BARELY ANY GAMES ON AT A TIME
YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER HOW HARD IS IT TO REALIZE THAT NON CASUALS WATCH MORE THAN JUST ONE TEAM'S GAMES
WHERE THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT ONE TEAM ISN'T GOING TO PLAY FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS HOLY FUCK CAN YOU NOT READ TYRONE
DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO ME YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
Some good Jykkets hype going on in this thread.
74559917
>being so BTFO that you post in all caps because he doesn't know
>>74559917
>>74559934
Thanks for this, I laughed pretty hard
>>74559924
Stan Lee bowls will be Mild vs. Jackets if hockey gods exist
or cabs vs bens
else vexation will ensue
HOCKEY IN 40 BINGS
GET FOOKIN HYPE
>>74559933
Oh no the nigger didn't give me an up vote!
>>74559939
Save it, friend.
>>74559959
>unironically being this mad
Thanks for the amusement here's a (You)
>rags
>>74559973
>43 wins
>in the wild card
LMAO
>RAGS
>A
>G
>S
>>74559978
>will unironically not have home ice advantage despite having more points than the division winner they're facing
>rags
kekekekekekke fix this shit buttman
>>74559953
Wat
What game?
is matthews an actual real life homo?
what the heck
>>74559953
>Class A
Can't wait to watch Hermantown choke
>>74560024
that's a small picture
>>74560036
Trying to save Hiros server space.
>>74560041
you're very thoughtful I bet you're the guy that says he recycles.
>>74560044
I am
>>74560050
you're a good guy! I posted this for you!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488990790918.webm
>>74560025
fingers crossed
>>74560024
Yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aML_kuvCCjY
>>74558101
He's more insightful that you. For someone who lives in the US you seem to lack basic understanding of who watches hockey. No one gives a fuck about hockey in the south.
My source in the NHL says Coyotes relocation to Seattle is 99% sure at this point. Deal will be finalized in the next three weeks.
>>74556943
Okposo
>>74560145
Ok future man
>>74560145
that would be a pretty elaborate ruse to pull on behalf of the county putting forth policy to issue bonds all in the name of deceitful plot
You ARE watching Pens vs Jets tonight, right anon?
>>74560145
Hearing this as well, but that they're most likely relocating to San Diego instead of Seattle. Seattle is a false flag.
>>74560071
What's this called? Is it on youtube or something?
>>74560145
>>74560050
>>74560041
>>74560024
>>74559965
>>74559924
>>74559878
>>74559851
>>74559830
>>74559781
>>74559710
>>74559705
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>>74559694
>>74559683 >>74559677 >>74559656
>>74559611 >>74559126 >>74559070 >>74559066 >>74559030
>>74558989 >>74558114 >>74558073
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>>74560243
with finns, you win
>>74560243
Thanks for the (You), maybe I just won't kill myself today.
>>74560225
Yeah why wouldn't I want to watch supreme overlord Laine overtake Crosby goal lead?
pulju
>>74560282
Hippos poop funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C81p_oRmlyc
>>74560314
is pulju on a gomad?
>>74560314
Nice roids
>>74560282
>>74560355
Do you have that other webm of that other pig eating that cookie?
>>74560370
who /pigs/ here?
>>74560370
>>74560377
Bjorn beat me to it, and got digits
>>74560403
oink oink :)
>>74560403
We are Auston Matthews posting now?
>>74560410
Sorry :/
But that's some nice pigs too
>>74560500
wew lad on a streak, you should make some bold claim
>>74560500
pigs love hockey more than soccer
>>74560530
Oh, okay.. Nyquist will score a hat-trick tonight
>>74560541
True statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlBp4AG2BKY
Here is some amateur hockey for you lads
Please
Let my NHL17 franchise-mode dream be real
Relocate Yotes (or canes idk) to
"Halifax Lumberjacks", playing in Green and Blue
>>74560582
Denmark doesn't hockey lol
>>74560563
Thanks. Which one is /our team/?
>>74560587
:(
B-but NHL17 states it's a medium sized market, with a hardcore dedicated fanbase
:(
Doubles for Pulju domination
>>74560587
Shut up dont be a bully
>>74560597
Thank you Finland
>MAML
meme team, hope they win desu
>>74560582
I tried Franchise mode with the relocation thing.
Chose a whatever team to move, but it said I had to play a full season with them in their original location before I could move.
Immediately dropped that mode because fuck that.
1+1 for Laine tonight
>>74560591
Not sure, this is Class A so it is all the smaller schools in rural MN. There is only one private school that plays in 8 bongs. Always cheer against the private schools.
Maybe Monticello-Annandale-Maple Lake since it took 3 towns to fill a highschool?
>>74560631
Just simulate the first season :^)
>>74560638
0 points and season ending injury
>>74560631
>>74560651
Yeh just simulate it
I picked the Canes the first time I did it (They really want to move)
Simmed the first season, got great draft picks, etc
>>74560640
If it's Minnesota, I'll just support the team with the better all around hair game.
>>74560657
Yeah maybe for Crosbitch
Laine can at least take a concussion like a champ
Coyotes are relocating to Saskatoon. Screencap this post.
>>74560679
They're probably just gonna move to Phoenix
Buttman, sunbelt.. all that
>>74560668
#9 in red looks like he has some nice flow
>>74560689
A move from Phoenix to Phoenix?
>>74560708
Yeah noticed that too. He also played like a three minute shift.
>>74560719
Pretty bold
>>74560719
They aren't in Phoenix rn
>>74560723
apparently MAML only has 1 good line
might have the best jerseys though
>>74560719
They're in Glensdale atm?
>>74560679
Literally who and where?
>>74560726
Buttman has balls, you have to give him that
>>74560734
>>74560743
>implying Glendale doesn't count as Phoenix
>>74560740
ya breddy gud
>>74560679
>implying bettman would ever allow that
Yeah sure thing pal
>>74560752
They're two different cities?
What am I missing?
There's a huge population difference between the two cities too
Would make sense for Buttman to keep the Yotes in Arizona, and simply move it to a much bigger city
>>74560767
The fact that Arizona even has a team is fucking hilarious.
>>74560640
I didn't know Monticello had a hockey team.
I had a roommate in college from there and he was like oblivious to hockey but played lacrosse
>>74560767
This picture should explain it quite well.
Technically they are different cities. But a move to Phoenix would still give them access to pretty much the same population
>>74560789
I agree
>>74560795
I googled just now
240k lives in Glendale
1,5 mil lives in Phoenix
I know it's not much more than half an hr drive, but I reckon it keeps people away (much like the Snes)
It'd have more exposure in the middle of Phoenix too
.. I would rather see them go to Seattle though
>>74560812
In Phoenix they would also have to compete with an MLB team, an NBA team and an NFL team. That while being the smallest sport in that area.
You're right that being in Glendale or Phoenix to some extent does give them access to different populations. But not having to compete (as much) with those other sports, even though the population in the area is smaller, might even work to their advantage
Ordering Jimmy John's for lunch boys, want anything?
>>74560848
Just fucking relocate to Seattle already.
>>74560853
Already went to Subway lad
>>74560853
Get me something from Firehouse Subs.
>>74560853
Thanks for the offer, lad, but I'm actually headed to pick up some Publix. My order will be ready in 30 mins.
Anyone need anything from Publix?
>>74560853
ITALIAN NIGHT CLUB
>>74560853
get me a sandwitch with extra jalopeeno't
then a large jaffa
Anyone got the cold like Minnesota high school hockey stream? that YT one ain't working anymore
>>74560859
Not enough sun
t. Bettman
>>74560853
Get me a #3 with bacon
>>74560866
Don't have one here
>>74560876
Could be that its on intermission and the shilling of how great hockey is in the state gets old even for residents so the streamer paused it.
>>74560899
Hmm intermission is over and the stream still isn't working, streamer said he would be back in 15, so i dunno
>>74560899
and local commercials will give you cancer
>>74560853
a large pepperoni pizza
who the fuck is tanner glass?
>>74560867
post pics of your sub or you are a liar.
>30 minutes for a sandwich
>fill bowl with tapwater
>put fish inside
>it dies
Yet Gary Bettman expects NHL teams to skate on the same water...
How is this allowed?
Go Oilers
SKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>74560927
Leathermaker prone to injury
Can someone explain why people are throwing a fit over some kid wearing number 66?
>>74560952
>/pol/ we are everywhere
t. Alex Jones humble water filter salesman
>>74560963
>muh laymoo
>>74560963
It's Lemieux's number
>>74560976
>>74560975
Big whoop its not retired
>>74560985
>What is respect
>>74560952
lelmao nice excuse oil cuck. Maybe your team is just shit.
>>74560238
it's 4chan.org
>>74560990
we should just retire all numbers out of respect for the best players that wore them
>>74560969
Turning the FRIGGEN FROGS GAY
>>74560991
t. Japanese fighting fish
>>74556153
But, but, my narrative about the south.
>>74556177
I'm not that bothered.
But for most fans it's three in a row with close games and really late losses. Extra frustrating to them given how close the standings are with St. Louis but honestly dropping for Nashville wont change much-anything.
>>74560942
I ordered ahead of my lunch break, you turbonigger.
>>74560899
>>74560921
>not liking Minnekino 24/7
>>74557750
the lakes are big, there's room for everyone to skate on them.