>the only exciting match this week is this one How did this happen?

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>tfw

>>74554200
I hope you enjoy watching buses getting parked.

>>74554190
cl has been shit for 5 years

>>74554190
Napoli had a legit shot before Ramos crushed the team's souls.

And this was honestly the best Bayern-Arsenal R16 tie of the three there have been thanks to the 10-2 memes.

*Dab*ele with the brace and Pulisic with the winning goal/assist

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>>74554273
All we need is 1 (one). If they score 2 (two), they are in for some trouble.

>>74554190
kek I feel bad for you moor, you are so deluded with reality holy shit

dortmund just trashed another UCL team this weekend, that's what they are capable of
but you.. sorry but black's people luck expires someday and Benfica already used it all last match when Dortmund massacred them

Is Reus dead again or not?

>>74554644
yeah, guerreiro too

>>74554564
That's where you're wrong, maninho. Our luck never ends.
>>74554644
Apparently yes.

>>74554644
Croatia's brave Pewlisich will save us.

>exciting
Uh, dude.. Did you watch the first game? We are in for a motherfucking beating.

>>74554682
Guerreiro could still play, even if it's unlikely.

Don't really give a shit about Benfica, desu.

>>74554420
>implying Dortmund isn´t scoring 4

>>74557972
>t. betinho do esportchiva dji lisboa

>>74554190
who /lifelong into eternity for a evening/ benefica here?

Fuck the Dortcucks. Pls send them home

Honest hope Benfica wins senpai

>>74558164
/lifelong/ Benficuck here :3
Hoping Obamamebabubu has a night like the Lisbon one.

as a /lifelong/ RB Leipzig supporter I don't really care desu senpai

>>74554190
By Obama wasting all his fucking chances and Benfica scoring from one shot on goal.

Ah yes, the token "two shit teams of which one will advance and will then meet Real and then get btfo" game, very exciting.

>>74558352
Dortmund have already played Real twice and lost neither though.

Dortmund is either excellent or shit. So they'll win or lose.

>>74554190
I'd rather watch the Barca game, even if it is a lost cause.

Tuchel can't deal with bus parking. Just do what Frankfurt did last season in their second game in bundes.

>>74558565
They've been pretty good recently, since Piszczek's been moved to CB for good. Though if Guerreiro is out on top of Reus that could hurt them, since he's basically the ideal LWB for them right now.

>>74558565

Yeah. Either 6-0 for dortmund or 1-0 for Benfica.

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>>74558243
If bencaca there will be homo butsecks all around lisbon. pic related bencaca fun train

>>74554200
>too intelligent to play for Bayern

Isn't Benfica the shit team that is supported by all commies in Portugal, winning the league every year by refballing and FC Porto is the actually good team that fares better in Europe?

>>74558812
>FC Porto is the actually good team that fares better in Europe?

not recently

>>74558812
No and no.
1: Everyone refballs their way into the title here.
2: If by "fares better" you mean getting humiliated by Bayern Munich, then absolutely.

>>74558821
>>74558849
But Porto has more (and more recent) European titles than Benfica, don't they?

>>74558849
but porto raped bayern 3:1 in an epic game at home

atleast thats what portoniggers claim

>>74558944
After the 1962 European Cup Final, Guttmann approached the Benfica board of directors and asked for a pay rise.[9] However, despite the success he had brought the club, he was turned down.[10] On leaving Benfica, Guttman allegedly cursed the club, declaring, "Not in a hundred years from now will Benfica ever be European champion". Benfica have gone on to lose all eight of their subsequent European finals, including five European Cup finals (1963, 1965, 1968, 1988, and 1990), and three UEFA Cup/UEFA Europa League finals (1983, 2013 and 2014).[11][12] Before the 1990 final, which was played in Vienna, where Guttmann was buried, Eusébio even prayed at his grave and asked for the curse to be broken.[13]

Mitroglou gonna score.
3-1 Dortmund.
sorry guys.

>>74554190
>the only exciting match this week is this one
What happened yesterday at Napoli!?

>>74554564
Shut the fuck up, filho, you don't know what you're talking about! Benfica has always a shiton of luck, except on European finals, of course

>>74554644
Yes

>>74558047
Based

>>74558164
I hate Dortmund too, but hate Benficaca more

>>74558184
Fuck you, Codnigger

>>74558243
>Benficuck
>Being racist towards niggers

>>74558250
Kek

>>74558352
Hope that happens. And I hate Real

>>74558812
BASED NORTHERN MONGOL

>>74558821
At least we win Europa League finals

>>74558849
Better to win against Bayern and then be humiliated than don't defeat them at all

>>74558944
Indeed, thanks to based Guttman

>>74558965
Don't forget when we defeat them in the Champions Cup final

>>74558980
This

>>74558812
>Porto
>Good
LAFFING

>>74554190
>Not considering that Uefalona will make an historic comeback

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>>74559039
>Portonigger sperging out
Enjoy watching Benfica win their fourth league in a row

>>74559052
>an historic
Always annoys me seeing it spelt like that.

>>74559039
You should put a TRIGGER warning in there.

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>>74559039
>ooga booga CARALHO
typical porto shitskin

>>74559116
*ooga booga CARAGO, you fucking Moor!

>>74559145
Kek

>>74557972
you are lucky. reus is injured, guerreiro might be too.
leverkusen is the best at ruining german cl ambitions

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já andaram na bicicleta do Holmes Place maninhos? ;^)

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Thoughts?
Hope BVB goes back to 433 with Pulisic on the wing for Durm.
They attack much nicer that way.

>>74560009
Fejsa is injured.

>>74558944
2011 was 26 years ago

>>74560026
Is that going to be a problem?

>>74560046
This. And 1961 was four years ago

>>74560046
>bela guttman died 542 years ago
>his curse will outlive the Milky Way/Andromeda collision
>Benfica plays Ayylmao FC in the galactic Intertoto Cup final on Tau Ceti
>they lose

>>74560067
Yes. He's the most important piece of our midfield. The not that great Samaris will probably replace him.

>>74560009
In terms of casualties, both teams are on equal terms, I think. Benfica doesn't have Grimaldo and Fejsa, BVB Guerreiro and Reus.

I don't know abt BVB's, but the ones who will replace those guys on Benfica's starting XI are shit.

>>74560197
IMO both are a big loss.
Lately all the creative plays from BVB came over the left side with Reus and Guerreiro freeing up space for each other nicely.
The build up on the right side is basically all pace and then pass the ball to Dembele.
Schmelzer and Schürrle don't have the same skill on the ball as Guerreiro and Reus.

>>74560271
I think Pullisic can manage

>>74559039
kek moortuguese get triggered so easily

>>74558812
Benfica os supported by all the commies because benfica is supported by all the people in Portugal.
When one team is successful at home, it's successful abroad

>>74559918
Reported for offtopic :^)

>>74560380
>offtopic

there's a fucking bicycle wheel on benfica's crest, not to mention cycling was one the club's first sports

>>74560550
True. Look closely on the crest and there's a bicycle wheel

>>74560009
I hope Pulisic is playing. He did a great job against Bayer

>>74560701
>Poolisic
jk he's okay

>Game starts
> Dortmund 3 x 0 Malfica before 10 min of first half
YES!

>>74554190
>Watching the CL when there are still 16 teams left (12 are shit)
Shiggydiggy

>>74560160
Samaris is literally wasting time im Benfica, He is good but he hasn't climatized and the coach even threw a loss blame on him. Can't build confidence on that.

>>74561770
Samaris is a useful player if you need to injure someone.

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>>74560096

DIE BESTEN

>no real match thread for this
>barely anybody talking about the match

LOL, nobody gives a fuck about your little prussian shit club, dortmunders

>>74562349
you obbiously do franz

JÜRGEN

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BORUSSIA DORTMUND MATCHTHREAD NAO
>BORUSSIA DORTMUND MATCHTHREAD NAO
BORUSSIA DORTMUND MATCHTHREAD NAO
>BORUSSIA DORTMUND MATCHTHREAD NAO
BORUSSIA DORTMUND MATCHTHREAD NAO

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> Benfica
Will there be kike magic, lads?

death to modern germany and it's clubs

go benefica

KNEES WEAK

>>74562371
nah, I just came here to laugh at you

off to the barca vs paris matchthread now, where everyone else is, bye

>the absolute state of Poortugal

pulisic already confounding the benfica defenders, what a legend

PULISIC
PULISIC
PULISIC
PULISIC

IT BEGINS

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ROFL THE SCREEN CUT OUT ON TSN DURING THE GOAL WTF

AMATEUR BROADCASTING

Oh fugg, never mes with Jews.

Well that first leg advantage didn't last long

Bengica laa

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that was an assist right? he's the GOAT, right?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Semedo
>50 million
kek

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BIG STRONG AMERICANS

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>mfw dortmund has literally no defense

Wtf Piszczek is CB now?

anyone has a zdf stream that you can watch from outside germany?

Is Dembele the future GOAT?

What part of Borussia are you lads from??

>>74562593
http://bundesliga-streams.net/live/borussia-dortmund-livestream-4/channel-1/

even in your shit language

>Semedo choking
welp there goes our summer sale

>>74554190
>the social low income neighbourhood of beneficia

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>unironically celebrating a goal vs some shitty poortuguese team
>losing the 1st leg against said team

>>74562631
That's not Puligod

dortmund has so much individual quality but cant combine it to something great - i hate seeing that.

>>74562692
you have only 1 good team in you league

All these young GOATs, Bayern's future looks great

portugese are so fucking weird
right on the edge of europe
weird language
full of black albertos

>>74562552
Feels comfy lads

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OBAMAAAAAA

>>74562552
>tfw BvB and Lelgia ushered in the post-defense era of football

>>74562735
I know, but these delusional shitmunders think they're on our level lel

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They just fell into our trap. We are only pretending to be losing.

>>74562791
do you have a 10 minute delay m8?

is obamayang is a pulisic baby?

>>74562815
just hit the 15th minute on NA tv

>>74562810
yeah i know, also still laughing at bayern, because they think they actually won 5-1 against arsenal

the match is slow af.
i hate it.

Dortmund's tactic:
1.Hoff the ball to Obama;
That's it.

>>74562452
>>74562452
>>74562452

why are you guys still here?

>>74562664
Mallorca