/heem/: KING Gordon Ryan Edition

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Schaub is God

Tyron poster you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker

Ngannou Werdum please

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News:

Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT after decisive wins against Robbie Lawler, Carlos Condit and SWT (twice)

Understand and respect what it is you're witnessing right now cause you'll do nothing.

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Tyrons gunna be one of those guys that doesnt have his contract renewed, just wait

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>>74553005
*dabs*

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>tfw have to replace t-t-this time posting with n-n-next time
You beigebois make it too easy

*teep you*
*controls distance*
*throws three jabs per round*

nothing personal kid

what's Big Ben gonna pop for?

i'm guessing something fairly innocuous like ostarine or meldonium.

>>74553050
wonderboy?

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>>74553010

>decisive

>>74553063
Wgah? he needs to be suspended and his "win" over Schaub overturned.

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>>74553075
>1st round KO
>Not decisive

>>74553075
>tko via blacksplosive takedown
>tko via shadow realm
>47-46
>48-46

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What does it feel like to get wrestlefucked /heem/? Sometimes I imagine I'm in a fight and this stronger, more muscular guy gets on top of me, and there is nothing I can do about it... it must be rough.

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>>74553084
Schaub bless brother. In due time all cheaters will get their dues. Travis and Rothwell got exposed.

>>74553145
Brazil why are you such a faggot holy shit you better be a proxy

>>74553010
The better question is how well would T.GOD do in boxing. Could he beat floyd?

>>74553145
brazil a cute. CUTE!

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>>74553010
>Deleted chin
>Fluke knee injury
>Draw
>Controversial decision
Congratulations on your (You)s

how many bongs until studboy radio?

>>74553145
kill yourself

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>Unironically miss Goldie

Fucking WME.

What are (((they))) going to fuck up next?

>>74553145
h-haha yeah
*adjusts cargo shorts to hide my boner*

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Reem bless

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Thoughts?

P.S. I fucking hate this tranny fuck ad so fucking much

>>74553232
>excuses

You really are pathetic huh

>>74553145
Kys now

>>74553335
Glad you waited 22 hours before screenshotting your YouTube comment, gives it an air of authenticity.

>>74553232

>Robbie "blood orc" Lawler apparently had a deleted chin despite not being KO'd since 2004
>Kicking someone's leg so hard it throws him off balance is now considered a fluke
>Implying draw
>Implying anything controversial
>GSP blatantly ducked him to fight Bizbing

The hoops y'all go through to discredit the best welterweight of all time....

>>74553364
thats not me but okay

>>74553370
>Kicking someone's leg so hard it throws him off balance is now considered a fluke
See this is how I know you haven't actually seen the fight.

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maybe a calendar was a bad idea. i dont even know what to put on it

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>>74553404
>Getting b8ted this easily

I can't even have a gripe against the Tyrese shitposters because they naturally irk the fuck out of the most unaware goofs out there.

>>74553455
based spain

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>>74553447
You gotta go with icons

>>74553447
Schaub's birthday is the 18th, maybe do a countdown for a week up to it like mark the 12th as "six days until Brendan's Birthday"

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The question isn't whether or not you would - because we all would - but do you think you'd be able to give her a good time? What do you think she's into?

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>>74553455
Well it shut him up, didn't it? Normally I'd agree with you, just trying to cap it before it turns into another 50 post spergout

Since Rothwell got Usada'd,
Werdum vs Lewis?

>>74553489
heh, that makes sense. i'll try that. didnt think about the ultimate fighter too

>>74553447
if only there was a list of upcoming events that got posted in almost every thread for you to copy

>>74553589
also slip in some porn recommendations for weekdays

>>74553592
honestly, i really would appreciate that right about now. idk why everyone goes crazy about people making heem better

The only reason Woodley is being spammed is because all the GOATs are out atm

>>74553543
No idea. I wonder what happens to a clit when it gets enlarged to the size of a vienna sausage.

I'd be surprised if she wasn't a lesbian.

>>74553622
gabi isnt gay. she likes to be dominated. she fawns over every guy taller than her

I wish meghan posting would replace schaub tards

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>>74553654

>>74553404

I have actually. He kicked his leg and while Condit was spinning around like how fighters do sometimes he blew out his knee because he didn't gauge how powerful the leg kick was.

Of course no matter what I say you will keep making excuses and latching onto the next contender until there's no one left. Pathetic loser.

Was USADA a mistake?

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>>74553654
meghan? you mean megan?

>>74553571
>the death of WW division

>>74553670
Nope. Watch the fight.

>>74553675

yes you're right

fuck what is that thing

>>74553455
>This autistic sperg complaining about naturally irking anyone

You are the biggest spastic on /heem/

I can't forget how butthurt you were when Lawler got KO'd and you were writing essays about how he was no longer your boy.

>>74553668

gross

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>>74553677
>an exciting first round knockout is the death of the division
>not the boring karate fuck that didnt deserve a rematch, ruined Maia getting a shot, and ruined GSP getting the winner of Maia vs Woodley

yeah, woodley is the problem. not the guy who has never pushed the pace in a single one of his fights ever

>>74553691

I did and Condit was losing, and had lost round 1. And the leg kick TKO being called a fluke is just pure butthurt. Never see anyone here calling Weidman's win over Silva a fluke cause he broke his leg.

Maybe you should answer why you're so butthurt about Tyron being the best welterweight of all time, what did he do to you personally?

>>74553727
Nope, watch the fight.

You OK dude?

>>74553677
>ignoring mw and lw mandrama champions

>>74553719
wasn't hard to trigger you mate, Woodley was supposed to shut us all up showing a dominant performance but just looked bad same for Wonderboy but that doesn't matter since he wasn't champ. No moneyfights for twood, hes fighting Maia/Masdival winner

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>>74553749
>Nothing to say
>w-w-atch the fight
>t-t-his time

Okay I got time to kill so I can def play this game since logical discussion is definitely out the window now.

>>74553761
not that same guy, but I dont think Woodley has qualms about fighting a proper contender

>tfw you're a year older than King Gordon and he's one of the best grapplers in the world

>>74553776
>I dont think Woodley has qualms about fighting a proper contender
that's where you are wrong friend, he wants Bisping/GSP winner but he ain't getting shit

>>74553765
>spoonfeed me

>>74553765
>n-next time

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>When you kick someone so hard they fly through the air and blow out a knee trying to spin and some pasty whiteboi online calls it a fluke cause the pigment of your skin triggers them cause they spend too much time browsing /pol/ and have lost touch with all reality

>>74553805
What does race have to do with that webm?

>>74553805

>mfw black people have to make literally everything about race

who's lost touch with reality again?

>>74553824
>n-n-n-ext time
>What does race have to do with that webm?
see >>74553837

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>>74553543
>What do you think she's into?

Me

>>74553869
>>74553869
Post posts.

>>74553869
>he runs a gabi garcia fan instagram

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>>74553613
spergOP is banned right now, but here's the list from the archives

Upcoming events:

3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

>>74553885

Less than 2 days left

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>>74553489
Calendarbro made the GOAT calendars.

Please come back Calendarbro

>>74553921
>Mir - Hunto was a year ago

who /stillexisting/ here?

>>74553921
>196'ers have been watching for a year
are we fightfans now?

>>74553946
No you aren't. Get out back to mandrama.

>>74553921
at the time every one called him a faggot and complained about the calendars. heem has always been shit

>>74553805
WE WUZ KANGZ

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>the first ultimate fighting challenge was 50 years ago

https://twitter.com/Maclifeofficial/status/838528763923058688

what did he mean by this

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are we /maia/ or /gamebread/?

>>74554037
i like both, so just curious to see if Masvidal's TDD will be enough

>>74553145
It fucking sucks. Try BJJ against somebody a higher belt than you AND 50+lbs on you. I'm a fairly big guy myself at 200, but when these bearmode powerlifter upper belts get top position, it's very unpleasant. It's like they could kill you pretty easily if they wanted and there isn't shit you could do about it. Feels bad.

>>74554074
i cant even close my guard with the bearmode lifters

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>>74554118
>>74554074
>not being atleast 6'4 240.
What are you doing with your life?

>>74553955
Not true I printed his calendars and hung them on my wall and told him how great he was.

>>74554064
>Masvidal's TDD will be enough

HOWLING

>>74554276
>5'9 165
lanklets leave reeee

>>74553145
Suddenly the guys who have 30lbs on you feel like fat fucks

Best way for me at least is to explode and twist for scrambles

>>74554384
who knows? I don't think the match is free for Maia.

>>74553885
thanks senpai, nice to see SpergOP's spirit still lives on

>>74554470
You are such a loser

>>74554520
hey, it's that one guy that gets triggered by news and events

Jon Jones *catches breath* you're a bitch
*drops mic*

>>74554540
You are such a loser

Cejudo-Pettis added to 211 in Dallas per Brett Okamoto

GOAT card coming through

>>74554625
anon, it took you that long to copy/paste the same response? The loser is definately you

>Cejudo/Sergio Pettis added to 211

>>74554651
You are such a loser.

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FLOWY TONY GOT KHABIB SHOOK

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Whenever I feel too sick to go to work, or just can't be bothered to go... I remember Wanderlei's famous words.

"JOB IS JOB!" - Wanderlei Silva

>>74554740
can he take da leff uke tho?

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if you dont agree you are pleb

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>>74554797
my boy literally can't be rocked

>>74554802
>Mcgreggor
>Lewis
>Romero
>Reem

>>74554276
I doubt I have a heavy enough bone structure to ever weigh 240 without getting really fat, but I'm going for 220. I started powerlifting this week. I'm tired of these big fucks bullying the shit out of me on the mats.

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>>74554037
I really love watching Maia fight, anyone who is even half interested in training BJJ, wrestling, newaza, etc should study him.

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>>74554880
>>74554880
shame wonderboy didnt win desu. woodley might be the worst match up for maia in the entire divison.

>>74554802
>Reis
I don't get it

>all these people turning their back on Conor

Bandwaggoners baka

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>p-please buy the ppv

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>>74554963
>el tappy leprechaun isn't the biggest bandwagon in the ufc
Your boy is getting strangled.

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I could literally mollywhop every here

>>74554953

McGregor has an amazing sense of balance and distance, but there are a lot of bad match ups for him.

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>>74554037

>T-t-this time 2nd round head kick KO

>>74554815

*shoves cock in your mouth*

>>74554998
Kek no

>stutter posting

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It already happened once before

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>>74555048
>he's a conair bandwagoner
kek, conner doesn't even sharpen his elbows

>Khabib was 6lbs off of 155 before his body shut down

Do you think he ducked on purpose?

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>>74555054
>>74555070
No

>>74555093
see
>>74554740

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>>74555093
Obviously

>>74555050
see
>>74553010

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>>74555098
Connar barely scraped by with that decision in the second fight. Ferguson has everything Nate has with better kicks, elbows, and much better wrestling. Your boy is done for.

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>>74555098

>47-47 majority draw

Lol nice decision

>>74555120
Not a better chin

>>74555172
Debatable, quite clearly

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reminder that the only way to beat ufc conor is to have weight

>>74555186
or be competent lithcuck

>>74555172
>Ferguson never KO'ed, never rocked.
>Nate Diaz dropped thrice by a manlet, KO'ed by Thomson.
Fuck off cuck.

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>>74555205
>>74555205
>>74555205
KEK SLIPPERY MAT ALERT
KEK
KEK

could you blow yourself out any harder?

>>74555241

A mere slip. A few mere slips.

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>Seagal left mma scene to operate with Delta squad

>>74555241
Imagine Lando go the finish in that fight, LW would be different right now

>>74555241
He quite clearly slipped. If you look at his left foot it clearly zooms forward unnaturally fast and sends Tony falling

You literally just proved the last time he was """"knocked down"""" was when he walked straight into a headkick and slipped on the mat

The absolute state of your entire life currently

>>74555241

0 KOs

>>74555241
HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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>>74555241
>Slipping on a sign
>Rocked
heh. nothing persennel conar

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i cant think of what else to put on there

>>74555010
Gross GOOF

>>74555301

"kill self"

>>74555241
also what does this shit prove? He finished that meme machine in the second round. Nate Diaz got memed the fuck out by Josh Thomson.
Diaz Chin<Ferguson Chin

>>74555301
>there are people who watch anything outside of UFC

>>74555301
shit, this is cool appreciate the effort. use this
>Upcoming events:

3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

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>>74555263
>>74555284
>ignores the three """slips""" after

conor would merk him like no one else has

just like he did to blowzay

>>74555256
Its "Sensei Seagal", you fucking nerd

>>74555353

>Le throw a blind right hook man

>its a people bandwaggon on Conor's next opponent episode

>>74555278
t.205er

>>74555381
more like
>its a people bandwagon tyron's next opponent episode

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>>74555353
That's him trying to roll out, dumbass

>conor is le goat xDDDDDDDDDD

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>>74555395
Nobody out boxes Conrad

>>74555393
Tyron is ducking Conor.

> He should fight Ferguson!

Quit ducking, Tyron. You're fighting McGregor.

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>>74555353
>Catching a shin straight to the dome and staying conscious
>Ferguson never tapped or got ko'ed
>Connair doesn't sharpen his elbows
Conner has good ko power when he's fighting manlets but Ferguson will expose him.

>It's a magiga fans say magiga is unbeatable despite the 1 year anniversary of el tapo

>>74555403
Except Nate of course

>>74555418
>only lost once in the UFC since he signed

>>74555418
>its a "this guy is more well rounded than conor" episode

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>>74555403
heh.
Daily reminder your boy got rocked by someone with zero KO power. Conner is literally made of glass.

>>74555471
More tired desu

>>74555481
still rocked by pillowfists.

>>74555436
>McCasuals think he's the only one to do this

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>>74555436
Reminds of me someone. He didn't tap either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnHqTLsxxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnHqTLsxxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnHqTLsxxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnHqTLsxxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWnHqTLsxxQ

STUDBOY HAS BEEN LIVE FOR 40 FUCKING MINUTES

>>74555535
WGAF, unless somebody calls in and makes fun of shcuab

>>74555535
Who is that niga higa looking guy, wasn't he in Elkins' corner?

>>74555535
I'll start watching if someone calls in and asks the obvious question

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>>74555604
Justin Buchholz. He's a coach at TAM. He was also in Cody No Love's corner when he was memeing on Cruz.

>>74555488
He will be fine. Ferguson only has one KO victory in the UFC

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>>74555535
>>74555587
>>74555621
give me the number pussies, i'll call

>>74555353
Fook me ye
Gooby has some seriously heavy hands

>>74555656
Two, casual, just like Nate :^)

>>74555656
So does Nate and he rocked that manlet. Tony was sleeping welterweights on TUF.

Conor vs Tony will basically be Conor vs Nate 2 except KO by the third

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>>74555488
> rocked
Barely moved. He just gassed himself out swinging wildly against a guy who was running the whole fight.

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>>74555721
lol k

>>74555721
>>74555721
He was getting lit up on the feet and panic wrestled. He was literally stunned at least twice by someone with pillowfists. There is no argument here.

>>74555712
Ferguson Chin> Nate Chin
Ferguson is literally Nate but better everywhere. Fuck connar

Just watched a bit of WWE after a 10 year break:

>Commentators now standing up in-front of the ring discussing the event UFC style

>analyst table where 3 retired wrestlers give their predictions

>wrestlers using the term ''I'm the king of PPV.''

>kimuras, triangle chokes, counterstriking now as essential tools in every wrestler's repertoire

>wrestlers are now southpaw, orthodox or switchstance fighters

I THOUGHT UFC WAS COPYING WWE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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I just got a real job and I start training MMA next week. So excited, I shadowboxed every day for years to prepare for this

>the absolute state of James Blanchard

>>74555762
Its pretty cringey how they have shit like Talking Smack where they pretend its real. But I guess it gives the talent an oppurunity to expand their character and mic skills.

I miss the angles of rapist Kurt Angle and other silly shit. Now its "I want the title!"

However, the UFC sure has a lot of chickenshit heels not defending their title

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who /MEGAN/ here?
True waifu, fuck these ladylets.

>>74555857
/DERN/ here, sorry

>>74555857
youre trying way too hard

Jon Jone, you're a bitch

*drops mic*

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/succ/

I'm listening to stud radio.

Do you even train?

>>74554037

maia

masvidal is overlooking him too

nigga gonna get backpacked and sent back to bjj class

>>74554740

its amazing how pettis and tony have similar body types yet rda just plowed through pettis and tony looked like he was bullying rda

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>>74556022

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>>74555997

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>>74556030
and im saying this as someone who doesnt even really hate woodley, if he wasnt such a complainer dude would be a cool champ, blacksplodes and finishes fights, well at least until recently

Jesus christ Team Alpha Male has the most fragile ego

>>74556035
TAKE

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>>74555426
>le defend with your chin marble mouth

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what did he mean by this

>>74556070
they really sound like man babies.
>WHY DONT THEY THINK IM THE BEST. I DO REAL GOOD JOB

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what the actual fuck, which one is smug and which is woodley?

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>>74556093

whos calling in?

>>74556093
>>74556107
i hope tj headkicks his lights out

>>74556093
>>74556107

I like Cody's aggressiveness, sorta reminds me of a young War Machine, who is boy-tier material. All he needs now is a pornstar gf.

>>74556119
>>74556135

You realize it's all fake right? REALITY TV

>>74556107
>>74556093

cody just trying to get into tj's head early

clear 10-8 on this one

>>74556135
>implying he's not just an overcompensating manlet like every fighter below welterweight

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>>74556143
you know this is takes right?

>>74556107
kek

>>74556135
>sorta reminds me of a young War Machine
true

I could see cody cry bitch tears and try to hang himself after going to prison

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Mini Mendes is /ck/ ELITE
>https://youtu.be/dfxq2-ZNteQ

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>them talking about elkins as if he really won that fight
>not realizing the other guy just gassed himself out

what is wrong with these guys? they are oblivious to reality

>>74556189
i keep forgetting about his channel. top-tier /comfy/ and I dont hunt and all that.

>>74556055
>until recently

Yeah cause Stephen Thompson is such an easy guy to fight huh?

>>74556189

this is comfy as fuck

>>74556225
checkout his hunting vids, dare you to find a more /comfy/ channel

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>>74556227
this comes close
>https://youtu.be/ZFGriqtMSqo

Do you think imma just sit here and let you kill me, Jon?

>>74556210
Well, yeah. I could probably KO him in the first round

>>74556227

I will

I like how he shows even the easy things

his voice is comfy too

when is mini mendes allowed to fight again?

Holy shit Trump's grandson is a Tito Ortiz fan

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRXCWuoj_Gj/

>>74556288
never

210 is lining up to be spicy, a bit too spicy in my opinion.

Either Weidman or Daniel will pull out with a broken pussy.

>>74556295
that card is actually pretty weak 2bh, and I do expect Cormier to pull out which won't help

>>74556295
211 is also looking good

>>74556253
...yes?

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JON JONES

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>>74556242
slowpoke is indeed comfy. thanks for the link my guy.

>>74556261
>tfw post suspension mendes will be /heem/s boy

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seriously who can beat him?

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>>74556325
rematch

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>>74553840
I dont think they are black. Also it would be stupid because of their situation in America.

But Tim Means vs Wonderboy is the future title fight

>>74556337
LOL

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>>74556325
USADA

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>>74556325
>leave minorities to me

>>74556325
Nick Diaz

>>74555010
nice tits

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>>74556325
Mickey Gall

>>74556355
I think Diaz has the best shot out of them all, but he does tend to get hit alot which is a no-no against the chosen one

>>74556351
Him and Woodley are brothers now

>>74556351
Couldn't even handle Joe Bawn

UFC 213 for International Fight Week

Conor-Nate 3 LW title
Cody-TH co-main

The TUF 25 finale will be headlined by Khabib and Tony

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>>74556325

TRUTH BOMB: Every fight should be 5 rounds

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>>74556355
>Nick Diaz

>>74556388
bisping vs gsp
tyron vs maia/masvidal
khabib vs tony

tuf
joanna andrade

fightpass
mighty mouse reis

>>74556402
Bisping and GSP should fight in Montreal

>>74556388
Was Dana right when he said that Conor's next fight will be in the UFC?

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>>74556325
Kamaru Usman

>>74556420
UFC Boxing 1

Nate vs Conor 3 when?

>>74556325

Nobody right now. I'm not sure if anyone else can even beat Wonderboy.

>>74556355
>feather fisted guy that blocks punches with his face

No chance.

>>74556402
Why wouldn't Nick handle Tyron?

>>74556411
dana said if gsp wins the belt, then they go to canada

>>74556436
because defending with your chin wont be a good strategy against tyron. and if tyron goes back to leg kicks then its over. I dont see how nick wins unless tyron fucks up bad.

>>74556325
Masvidal or Cerrone desu

>>74556436
not safe to rely on chin vs. someone with Tyron's power

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Did he learn his lesson?

>>74556480
more like someone with Tyron's gear

>>74556481
felt bad for him at the conference. the takedown tyron landed in the first round fucked everything up

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What are your thoughts Nate?

>blargh arhghh hahrgh blarhghh shuldve won lblarhbh

>>74556363

what a pussy this kid is

won't even take a real fight

he will get heemed when he moved down to LW

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>>74556422
>when you don't get a single pick right

>>74556510

nate is a true fighter

if you don't respect him I have no words for you

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>>74556519
>get this fuckin guy off me
Robin had a tough week, he'll be back though

>>74556518
t. dillon danis

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>>74556519

wew lad.

>the city of robin black

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>>74556536

>>74556538

dillon is even more of a pussy

I honestly don't know who is worse, probably danis

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>the absolute state of Stud Radio

>>74556565
try changing the word "tube" to "pak" in the url

>>74556570
I'd rather not, adan

>>74556579
it works you dumb faggot

>>74556589
Stop please

>>74556606
already found a girlfriend simulator video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMRKDBo9YLA

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>>74556617
>tfw no qt best korea gf

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>>74553145
>I'm not gay, I'm bi!

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Robert Whittaker

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>>74556641
life is so hard

>>74554037
>former 185 title contender won't be able to take down a former 155er

yeah nah Masvidal is fucked. Maia by RNC in the first.

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>>74556604
stop what?

>>74556650
Jorge Masvidal has never actually lost a fight in his life

>>74556657
lisa scoring major rounds with that teep, look at that distance management, damn near a 10-7 my god

>>74556663
bart's back is against the bed, herb could stop this at any moment #ANDNEW

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Off to bed lads, Reem bless

>>74556657
Adan, i have task for you. I need some Bigg Ronda pictures which to my understanding is your specialty. Would you kindly reciprocate

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>>74556670
I'm not Adan REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74556668
reem and mousasi bless you. sweet dreams x

>>74556678
Reem and Gegard, they're good boys

>>74556675
Haha I like the webm you have there! I'm gonna save it, kid, if you don't mind!

>>74556690
>webm

what did he mean by this?

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DE FAT GAYM EES LAK DA STAHK MOCKIT

>Georges we know you have literally repeated that answer multiple times for the exact same question but I'll ask it again, whats your next plan

U SEE DE FAYT GAYM EES LIK DA STOK MAWKIT

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>psst hey kid, wanna come do jiu jitsu at my house?

>>74556713
>implying he wont fight hendricks next
he did beat the bestower of title shots, the man the myth the legend, ector lombarrrrr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWu_BWau1Z8

wow, i didn't know.... schlob was a racist... so this... is the power... of CTE

EXPLAIN THIS, /heem/, EXPLAIN AND DEFEND THIS