/hoc/

>>74552401
binland :DDDD

Picks:

Jackets
Philly (OT)
Leafs
>rags
Wild
Canes
Oilers
Habs (OT)

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>saving the thumbnail

>>74552401
oh hey the last thread was having a good discussion about hockey I know I'll make a new thread early for no reason because I'm a gigantic cock sucking faggot

>>74552431
>Jackets
correct
>Philly (OT)
correct
>Leafs
wrong
>>rags
correct
>Wild
objectively wrong
>Canes
faux
>Oilers
hideously wrong
>Habs (OT)
probably wrong

see me after class

>>74552457
>>74552457
>>74552457
Leafs Red Wings

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>>74552450
its a finnish tradition

>>74552401
>laffs might be able to crawl into a playoff spot because of all their loser points

why do the blue jackets get so much refpuck?

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I swear to god if >my canes dont lose tonight im gonna go nuts

PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHN

>>74552507>>74552507
>>74552507

>>74552471
>objectively wrong
>hideously wrong
Post your proline, you know you wanna.

>>74552503
they wont make it

>>74552517
holy shit a canes fan

>>74552522
so you're too scared to respond to my post in the last thread that you respond in this thread making no point again?

>>74552522
turco > brodeur. you literally cannot dispute this.

>>74552534
>holy shit a canes fan
it's like the one /b/tard that picks shumer over the tranny...

Face it, Colorado is literal trash.

>>74552545
>turco was every bit as good at playing the puck as Brodeur
PFFFFFFFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Browsing HFBoards, holy fuck are Oilers fans insufferable. I've never seen anything like it.

>>74552567

>>74552623
Just like they are here.

>>74552585
yes turco had 22 points in 7 years and broduer had 47 in 19 years. they were both very good at playing the puck

I love feminine penises.

>>74552623
It's always people living in shitholes who are the most obnoxious

>>74552623
yeah they're pretty bad. generally the worst fans are the fans of

a.) a team thats been shit for a long time and is now suddenly good(they forget about the past immediately)
b.) a team that just began its rebuild, like buffalo, toronto, etc (assumes are the picks are gonna pan out)
c.) a mediocre team with one outstanding talent (snes fans right after karlsson won the norris)

>>74552687
your list is too long it should be

a.) they use hfboards

Jacque Plante has his place in history because of his movement around the goal, which is just as much a part of goaltending as saving.
The Brodeur rule limits the area of movement of the goalie behind the net.

>>74552650
Brodeur had more goals and most shutouts.


I can't believe you 're even discussing this

>>74552728
>Brodeur had more goals and most shutouts.
yes you stupid shitskin indebt hairy bitch that has a lot to do with playing the puck. you fucking faggot nobody responds to you because you're fucking retarded

>>74552751
so why hasn't that guy Turko more goals than Brodeur? lmao

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>sabres

>>74552775
why are you a hairy shitskin?

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>rags

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>>74552794
kek, stay blasted

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What happened to Frogs being good at Hokkii?

They seem shit recently desu. I cant think of the last good frenchman to enter the league

>>74552803
p-pls post pictures of the game you go to tonight anon I want to jerk off to you being there so I can pretend my life isn't that awful

>>74552811
You just posted him.

Why can't Matthews into points?

>>74552798
Do you think you could post that without the Mild please

>>74552835
sure it's on reddit.com

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>>74552823
Thanks for the (You) but no way jose.

Also he isnt even in the league yet. Hes still in Junior

>>74552848
He's gonna be elite.

>>74552811
the last one was Stephane Richer, I swear I always make the top ten league leaders in goals in NHL '96 in pro difficulty. Fucking pro

>>74552858
not until he lives that shithole organization

>>74552864
>the last good french player was stephane richer

please kill yourself.

>mfw the snes is the most advanced game console you can buy in grease

>>74552858
>elite
>Poo jackets

Pick one.

>>74552816
biLAAAAAAAAASTed

booty extinction

learn to shit from your belly button

>>74552868
so true. i don't how the poo jackets keep botching the development of high-end forward prospects again and again.

>>74552868
>>74552884
>>74552889
>Jackets
>bad

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>>74552835

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>getting scored on by Tanner Glass

His numbers are pretty underwhelming for all the hype. He should be destroying the Q this year.

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>>74552883
i heard they are stoked on the latest turkish video game import, the panasonic 3DO

>>74552901
imagine being on the panthers and there are more cheers for the road team

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>>74552897
>Jackets
>Good

Arent they the only franchise without a playoff series win?

Post yfw Vegas wins a playoff series before Columbust

>>74552897
I pick both

>>74552897
look at the first 15 years of their drafting and get back to me akron faggot

>>74552846
>>74552899
I don't think the Mild will make it I just want to use that template

>>74552921
Football Panthers are the same.

>>74552875
nice argument bro
red wings fan?

>>74552931
you not having the template is why you need to leave

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>>74552925
no, winnipeg doesn't have one either or even single win in the playoffs KEK

>>74552921
>There are a lot of new yorkers in south Florida

YOU DONT SAY

>>74552930
>akron
kek where did that come from

>>74552931
literally open it up in mspaint, draw a border around the wild logo, and press delete. are you too retarded to do this?

>>74552958
english doc

>>74552811
Quebec economy is shit and hockey has become more expensive so more kids are playing soccer.

The generation of nhl coaches and analysts is representative of the establishment in general when you look at any RDS hockey broadcast or the coaching style of Gallant, Therrien etc. Individualism is not encouraged as much as in US Highschool or Ontario.
Also hockey quebec is trash.

>>74552930
there is literally no one management left from the first 13 years.

>>74552958
he's an underage kiddie don't spoonfeed

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SCAAAAAAAR


EAT IT JACKITS

>>74552976
Back to 8gag

>>74552984
haha yeah lol you got me m8o kek

>>74552991
>implying anyone but 8gaggers complain about "spoonfeeding"

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>letting the Devlels score

>>74552996
hello newfriend enjoy your stay.

>>74552957
i did a roadtrip to the east coast about six years ago and some faggot cop pulled me over because he didn't recognize the plates on my car (BC plates). gave me a ticket for some reason, so fuck akron. also fuck buffalo wyoming, shithole town.

>>74553004
>fresh off the boat 8gag cuck calling anyone a newfag

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>>74552978
>>74552999

>>74553008
>east coast
>wyoming
>ohio
no

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>Leafs 2-0 over Red Wings

looo looooooooooooooooooo looOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE LAFFS

FUCK YOU LAFFS

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>>74553017

>>74553008
And what does that have to do with /hoc/ you dumb unemployed Arab?

>>74553013
>cuck
enjoy your stay friend

>>74553043
>not denying it

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>delayed penalty

FUCKING YANKEE REF

>>74553019
went through wyoming on my way out there, later hit up brohio

>>74553034
poojackits faggot asked so i answered, my jacksonvigger-american friend

>>74552944
You right. Who will get their playoff series win first?

Dubs for Vegas

>>74553070
But why did you call him an Akron fag

>>74552834
He chooses not to

>>74553089
because he's stupid and doesn't realize columbus is a city in ohio

>>74553100
are you implying Akron isnt

>>74553089
because it seemed like a shittier town than even cleveland, as far as ohioanese towns go. someone told me they are famous for their tires kek

its sad really

detoilet is going to open their new stadium with one of the worst teams ever assembled, atleast the oilers managed to turn it around for their new rink

imagine asking people to pay premium ticket prices to watch the detoilet red wangs

>>74553070
neither of those things are on the east coast

>>74553100
That's like calling random Leafs fans Ottawa fags. Do you have to be Canadian for this shit to actually make sense?

>>74553055
>no u

son I was an oldfag when you were in diapers

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I demand that the Blackcocks rebrand as the Chicago Hawks (/hoc/s) and use a red and black hawk as their logo

>>74553127
DESTROYED

>>74553070
>going to East Coast through Wyoming
Is Cucknada too poor to afford a fucking map?

>>74553123
calm down ohio faggot you're irrelevant and nobody cares about getting your little towns right

>>74553120
it's called a road trip, you akrongolian sperg. i was just passing through.

>>74553137
left from the west coast

>>74553138
I'm not from Ohio nigger

>>74553131
Or rather a red and white hawk

>>74553127
Bet you arrived after 2010 bitch

>>74553159
or rather a black panther and a pink bunny

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>>74553152
you're right, you're from west virginia

>>74553138
>siding with a leaf ever

crosby senpaitachi

>>74553186
bust

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>MIN TO WIN powerplay

>>74553179
You're about 2000 miles off but okay.

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>>74553152
oh yeah got ya it makes perfect sense now

How much would it cost for a ticket right behind the players bench for a game, particularly a Wild game?

You have to choose one

>Greece and Armenia

Or

>2 Tripfags return

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>>74553186
>"wahh my head hurts wahh"

>>74553205
Have you ever considered that leaf highways are total shit to Freedomland's?

>>74553214
or fires burn alberta to ashes, including all the houses, natural catastrohpe, documentaries about it tier

>>74553221
why would a leaf highway go through Wyoming?

>>74553186
Baka baka desu =^_^=

>>74553221
Whatever I just said, there should be a "compared" in there somewhere. Maybe we can slow down the cue cards a little?

WOOOOH
BLACK BETTY
WOOOH
BLACK CADILAC

>>74553231
What is British Columbia?
What is crossing the border and using Freedomland's roads to get to the east coast instead?

DENIED

GM, DRAFT CASEY JONES

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>>74553231
we built it there because we knew akron faggots would never notice

>>74553264
good post

>>74553260
stupid post

>>74553264
REQUESTING BACKUP

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>>74553179
the fuck is wrong with white people?

>>74553291
Suck my dick, Kipper

>>74553291
You stale faggot. Seriously take some time away from here, you are so unfunny

>>74553291
Post butt

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>>74553280
>stupid post

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>>74553186

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I feel like it's time for a /hoc/ cook along and I'm drunk

>>74553261
why does casey jones have a bitch name

>>74553260
Where on the east coast were you heading?

>>74553344
PINGU y_y

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>>74553345
what are you drinking?

if whiskey, pour it on the bacon lad

>>74553346
Why have you not been even entertaining in the slightest for over 2 years and are instead dogshit tier?

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Can we ban Kippers?

>>74553345
bacon is reddit

>>74553346
say that to his face
He will macsorley your scull

>>74553385
hockey is reddit

reddit.com/r/hockey

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>>74553368

>>74553384
He (inb4 le she meme) was literally a fucking hot pocket top kek

>>74553291
you eat dogs and cats

fuck off

>>74553345
Looks like shitty Publix bacon, not even thick cut or applewood smoked I bet

>>74553414
>smoked bacon

literally fucking pleb tastes

>>74553390
and I didn't mean that in a racist way.

You can also use the Blues player who took out Green, the Bruins player, back in the 70s.

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still a half hour until the GOAT takes to the ice

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>worthless unfunny tripcuck spams for attention for an hour
>we're all so bored we actually play along

>>74553422
Literally who

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>>74553418
ok, as long as you're not racist that's fine

white people are shit at names

>casey
>leslie
>kellsey

literally fucking gay ass bitch names

should name them like TYRONE or TYLER or JORDAN or REX

manly names

is there even a hockey player with a MANLY name?

>>74553291
do you have the link to that video
for research purposes, of course

>>74553424
>ABC 33/40
Go back to bible school, kid.

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>>74553424
Thats a cute doggo

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>>74553417
go back to akron, faggot

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>>74553362
IPA

>>74553414
lol no

Schneider not having a good year

>inb4 "it's not him on goal hurrr"

andthat's why the 2nd period ended with no goals against...-_-

>>74553436
Selena Green-Vargas lad.

>Green-Vargas

A weak white male having a daughter with 2 last names.

>>74553436
someone in /o/ doxxed both of them, its probably still in the archive

>>74553443
You fucking overcooked it, dumbshit.

>>74553448
Sick of your shit Greece

>>74553345
I had a pork chop but didn't take any pics
Already decided I'm getting a six pack and a pound tomorrow so that should cover lunch and dinner

>>74553443
can i have some

>>74553464
pls do not give her (you)s

>>74553464
what arew you going to do about it? nothing, like I imagined.

>>74553461
Why /o/ of all places?
>>74553465
>didn't take any pics
Good. You probably fucked it up.

>>74553478
apparently he went to school with them or something like that

>>74553478
because that cuck posted there

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>>74553443
Thanks you

Does anyone else have to cooking.. maybe meth

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>>74553435
Devante

>>74553478
Nope, lightly seasoned and cooked to 145F on the nose
Now go enjoy your Hot Pocket

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Liver wurst and tomatoes

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>>74553499
(white) P(eople)K(illing) Subban

>>74553519
>le dance party nigga

Did they really name clothing after him?

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Salt and pepper

>>74553516
>that grey

what the fuck? are you eating clay?

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Good luck Isle fans

>>74553537
Yup.

It's such a black thing to have a clothing brand, reminds me of NBA. Rappers and shit have it too.

(Yeezys are fresh af tho)

>>74553559
Fuk u

>>74553516
I wonder how I can tell you're using food stamps...

>>74553547
He just told you he's eating liver

How many points does Auston have so far tonight?

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Cheese and egg and hot sauce

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>>74553585
Is liver good?

It looks fucking disgusting.

>liver and onions

blarrrgh

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It is quite good. I love liver wurst but I don't think it works well here. I won't add it again

Who has the best announcers /hoc/?

>>74553608
No it's not but that's what it looks like

>rags

>>74553598
that looks good as fuck desu,

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>>74553644

>>74553644
Doc Emrick is goat
Pat Foley is best pbp guy for a single team

>>74553590
a big fat fucking zero as big as his forehead

>>74553644
Broons

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How the fuck do we fix this shit?

>>74553665
Broons

>>74553676
nukes

>>74553676
Give it 2-3 months

>>74553608
Try it on a cracker with cheddar cheese. It's delicious and good for you

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>all of you fucking w/ muh munchies

why do you people eat so late?

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>>74553698
MEAT

AND

POTATOES

>>74553704
when do you eat? dinner time is 6-6:30 for me

>>74553689
in like 6 weeks the wild will be eliminated from the playoffs. What does this mean?

damn jack eichel's on a fucking tear right now

>>74553698
>breakfast at 8 central


Comfy as fuck

>>74553598
What kind of hot sauce?

>>74553723
That's quite a time line you're in feller

>>74553713
>>74553704
>>74553698
> not eating dinner then eating a second dinner and a third dinner for gains.
When will musclelets learn?

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Oilers will win 6-2. All other fanbases are uneducated niggers. Suck my jew cock and i will drink Islander tears.

>>74553644
>Rags

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>>74553754
>not eating two dinners cause you forgot about first dinner and made another

>not eating, like, all the time

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>>74553754
>3 (THREE) dinners

tubbylets pls

>all these rich fucks

Beans and rice for me.

>>74553713
5:00 on the nose, my gfs parents have everything laid out when we get home

>>74553754
i dont need to eat 50 pounds of food a day to put on mass, that must suck having such weak genetics

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This guy walks in your locker room and slaps your captains ass and tells you to make more money.

What do you do?

>>74553800
do you fags even talk hockey here? wtf is this shit?

>he doesn't call dinner supper

>>74553800
Its whatever Ill stay fit into my 40s.

Enjoy having to watch what you eat :^)
Who has the shit genetics now?

>>74553808
whats hockey?

>>74553774
> asslets getting this upset

Eat a couple burgers kippers. You need it

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Who /hype/ about the habs/canucks game?

>>74553813
i dont have to watch what i eat, once again, i have god tier übermensch genetics and basically you have the body of an asian boy

Tanner Glass with a goal and an assist tonight

>>74553808
hockey?

>>>r/r/rockey

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>>74553834
> leaf calling anyone out on being asian
Oh im laffin

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>>74553834
proof

guys please give me a (You) for bed

>>74553778
I would tell your poor ass to gtfo but even greece wont leave so fuck it.


Also most rags to riches player ever? Answer me this and get real hockey talk on.

>>74553649
it was great

>>74553742
tobasco. sometimes I use crystal

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>>74553779
>living with your girlfriend's parents
What kind of manchild are you?

>>74553851
kys, pls.

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>>74553807
I tell him to check his Jewish privledge.

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>>74553843
>he has to force feed himself buttermilk and protein bars to gain """"mass""""
>he weighs himself multiple times a day
loving
every
laff

>>74553864
tfw no one to mooch off of

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Fuck, I'm banned from /ck/ again for posting Jack...

>>74553851
Good night sweet burger

>>74553871
waiting for proof

1-900-9099-CRY

>>74553851
Why are leaving / ;_;

>>74553879
you deserve it you underage fuck

>>74553871
> he has a body the defies basic physics and thermodynamics
> he has a shit tier metabolism

What ever you say buddy

>>74553853
>most rags to riches player ever?

The Rocket probably.

I wouldn't think anyone from the modern era would even come close.

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>>74553874
I here ya buddy

>>74553864
actually they live with me, since i own the house

Blue Faggots fuck off

>>74553903
stay mad, asian boi

>>74553910
can i live with you

wtf is even the point of Edmonton?

Sergei is unbeatable BJORKSTRAND GOALLLLLL

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>>74553910

>>74553910
lmao you let her ruin your life

>>74553918
1. Oil
2. Money

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>>74553910
Smart,
Your woman does the sex,
Her mom does the food
Her dad does the clean up

>>74553918
gibsmedat

>>74553917
yes

>>74553910
>>74553910
> not even married to this girl
> parents live with you

How much of a pussy are you?

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>>74553910
>letting your gf's parents live with you

>>74553918
canada's version of a gulag

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>all these loner NEETs

>>74553924
not really

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Tavares has not lived up to his draft expectations. Even Laine, Matthews and Ekblad are going to be better than him.

>>74553951
just waint until she leaves you and you didn't even collect rent this whole time

>>74553926
>money
>in Edmonpoor

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>i said shut up

Can someone tell me what Booster Juice is

>>74553950
tfw USA has more gibs than Canada

>welfare
>disability
>food stamps
>autism bux
>etc
>etc
>etc

let me live with you so i can get $2000+ a month not doing shit

>>74553950
Where do you think you are

>>74553961
you're not very smart

>>74553957
Chara'd

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>>74553964
It's for jews.

>>74553964
delicious

>>74553969
t. Edmonton

>>74553965

Absolutely not

>>74553964
Overpriced sugary fruit juice.

>>74553974
yep you caught me my flag is from edmonton

>>74553964
it's """"""""""juice""""""""""

aka sugar

>>74553961
Actually they're pretty rich in Edmonton.
They're just peaceful and quiet and genuinely noce people, that's why you never hear about it.

Edmonton CIty votes NDP (Left side party).

just got back from wendys to see that I asked for a baconator "just the sandwich" and apparently they took this to mean "just 1 patty" and still charge me full price smdh

>>74553959
her parents own a cleaning company and basically pay my mortgage

your baseless assumptions arent really worth posting

>>74553959
this
>>74553910
> be "adult" on 4chan
> "own a home"
> have job good enough to support not 1, not 2, but 3 people
> be old fag who is dating people with eldery parents who need assitance
> stay up wasting time posting a on honduran wood chopping forum

Anon dont you need to go help out gram gram? I think shes having a blow out in her pants. Its a messy one.

Oh shit, did that Blues goal get overturned?

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>>74553994
did you complain and get a refund

or did you complain and get the full burger

don't tell me you were a beta faglord and just left with 1 patty after paying $7 for the burger

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>>74553994
MAybe you look retarded so they didn't challenged you about wether you wanted the burger only or the patty only.

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>>74553995

Comeo one, man, you're done with this punk..

>>74553984
NDP is far-left, carbon-taxing faggots, and so are the people that vote for them.

>>74553978
>what are proxies

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>>74553997
>Anon dont you need to go help out gram gram? I think shes having a blow out in her pants. Its a messy one.

reminds me of that time on public transit where some old woman shat her pants and said "uh ohhhhhhhhhhhh, i did it agaaaaaaaaaaain"

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>so drrunk today

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>>74554012
>far left
Slightly left, IMO

Also I vote NDP and Québec solitaire.

>>74553995
> I own the home he says
> parents pay my mortgage
> He thinks he owns a home when hes paying a mortgage
> he thinks he owns the home
Holy fuck so its true youre living with your gf and her parents??!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. why the fuck would anyone who can live on their own and support themselves financially want to live with their daughters boyfriend? Just stop with this lie.

>>74554012
>NDP are far left

So what are Green party?

>>74553995
>I own this home
>these people pay the mortgage
yep

>>74553984
Median income in Edmonton is around 60k USD. That's tolerable, but it's by no means "rich", especially considering Canadian cities are more expensive than American ones.

>>74554022
It was you who did that kippers

>>74554032
Albertan who voted NDP. Fight me. Fuck the PCs.

So has Ho-Sang surpassed Tavares yet?

>>74554006
i fuckin didn't open it until i got home, and then i just ate it because fuck it, i'm hungry.

>>74554032
When you're farther left than Justin Trudeau, and try to frame him as a woman-beater, you're pretty far to the left.

Quebec is one thing, but any Albertan voting NDP is a disgrace.

3-1 Oilers book it niggers

Who's this Ho-Sang joker?

Repeating digits and Laine never scores again this season

>>74552431
Oh, forgot Nashville/Anaheim: Nashville (SO).

>>74554019
or maybe you're just sad

>>74554022
I was studying downtown Montréal back in the days.

Early one morning, I light up a smoke in front of the university.

A native raggity hobo comes asking me for a smoke and keeps blabbering and shaking.

He goes to a corner in the building, squat, drops his pants and start shiting while screaming "I'M AN INDIAN! I'M AN INDIAN!!!''

It wasn't poo, it was diarhea, it was just liquid coming out.

I knew the rest of the day would be shit.

>>74554054
>>74553755

>>74553807
Throw the Jew down the well
So my country can be free

>>74554068
Nah I'm pretty happy about not having to live in Edmonton.

>Tavares is slower than 6'8 Myers and 6'4 Laine

Did his parents not pay for any skating lessons/camp?

Ho-Sang and McDavid played minor midget together, and Ho-Sang was the next great one for a brief moment before people started noticing McDavid on the second line.

Nah.

The bus was fucking full as hell and it was raining pretty hard. Then some old woman at the front of the bus told the bus driver to stop and call the cops because she's having "an emergency". The bus driver was pissed because he was behind schedule and traffic was bad, and they sorta talked back and forth about "if it was really necessary". After a bit, he let her use the bus phone to call an ambulance, but she said "I don't need it any more" and said she shat her pants.

Even though it was raining hard as fuck, everyone ran out into the rain. I was in the back kekking.