>2 goals this season >even his defender has more Finished

>>74548178
and 5 assists in the UCL

>le wiggle your legs above the ball and pull back to pass it to a teammate man

The way this guy moves about the field is irritating. Like the way he starts sprinting and running. It looks weird.

>>74548178
Is there a bigger faggot in this entire sport? He puts on makeup, for crying out loud.

I actually think he's playing really well this year, last year he was shit and was memed into best player in the world, now he dribbles and creates.

>>74551865
Every celebrity uses makeup

>>74551892
lol no, this has been his worst season by far. he's resorted to """creating""" because that's all he can afford right now

>>74548178
It's fucking sad how predictable the rest of this CL campaign will be for Real Madrid.

>Benfica next
>Monaco semi final
>goal from Ramos to defeat Atletico in the final
>Ronaldo inexplicably picks up the world player of the year award

>>74551865
He literally makes 3x more from sponsors than from Halal. Footballs is a hobby to him.

>>74552036
I must admit I'd hate football too if I wasn't a Real supporter.

>>74552052
demonstrably false. sponsors make about half of his yearly earnings.

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>>74548178

>>74552061
>despite spending untold gorrillions, the ronaldo era has only produced one la liga title

topkek

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>>74552311

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>>74552036
>Atletico
Please

>>74552360
I was laughing at real, not donaldo

>>74551832

he thinks he's still 20 years old but as soon as he meets a defender he has no choice but to pass diagonally backwards

>>74552383
He's portuguese, therefore dumb.

>>74552061

>8 years 1 (one) title
>literally NO (zero) trebles ∞ (ever)

LOL

>>74553786
who cares, we are gonna win the league and CHL this year.

have fun refballing your way through the copa del rey final against the almighty alaves!

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>>74554025
>we
>the league

>>74553202
takes one to know one

>>74554041
No, it doesn't. That's fucking dumb, dumbo

>>74554025

>still no treble, not a truly elite team
>barca has 2, bayern and inter have 1

>not one top 5 teams ever assembled

HAHAHAHAH

>>74554097
Takes on to know one

>>74554097
shut it, minor partner, or you gonna lose our alliance

>>74554143
11, soon 12 CHL
32 la liga titles, soon 33.

we have the richest history, and the biggest club in the world.

I can't wait to watch the game tomorrow and see P$G eliminate your little club with only 5 refballed CHL and 24 la ligas.

>>74554298
>we

>>74554391
i've been supporting madrid for 2 years now. It's safe to say, that I'm part of the club, since we fans are 50% of football.

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>>74554507
What team did you support previously?

>>74548178
he is bored. he accomplished what drove him tobe the best and it was to make portugal proud. he has accomplihed what he wanted. he no longer cares. he transcended into a new reality.

>>74554507
nice shitpost Laudrup, have a (you)

>>74554522
i didn't watch football before that

>>74554563
what is that supposed to mean

Is he the >t. retard danish?

>>74551969
No, only in faggot sports like soccer.