kys
>handscomb pointing at the dressing room
kek, smith must be livid
based danny
whos that sexy boy
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
>the ass-devastated shantytown of Virat Kohli
warner is terrible in India
That's game.
It's been fun Indibros
such a bullshit wicket
>asking the dressing room
What a cunt.
fuck if shaun marsh was still in australia could win but meme shit memed him out
Only 18 runs needed for each remaining aussie batsman.
2EZ
and here comes the appealing
Daniel Hay
Certified music snob and cricket tragic
The Marsh brothers will win this for us
Will Marsh get to double figures, lads?
cricket is a joke, all comes down to a 50-50 chance the toss.
>>74540526
>Mitch Marsh, Wade and Hazlewood in the lineup
lost already
>>74540522
is what Meme Shit did to SMarsh the equivalent of running your teammate out?
>>74540535
dw lad Starc will blast a cool 80 in quick time for the win.
Still Australia's match to loose.
Fucking hell
>>74540526
Only Wade can save Australia now. Can't see any other batsman scoring higher than 15 unfortunately.
don't forgrt we still have >our best all rounder srill in the sheds
>>74540489
That kid look like a fucking bitch yo.
I've decided to forego my Tuesday run in order to drink beer and watch >our inevitable failure.
Clarke reckons it's too high
lucky cunt Darsh
Out
>the land of Mitchell Marsh
holy shit
>>74540556
not out man
sweating lads
reeeee my stream stopped working
anyone got another?
>>74540519
Not as big a cunt as Kohli, remember that.
>>74540562
got you covered senpai
http://cdn22.crichd.in/sky-sports-2-live-streaming
>>74540562
Foxtel play free two week trial
>>74540562
>current year
>too poor for fox sports
Get a job derro cunt
fuck me
>>74540519
yeah not going to defend that
anyone else think that danny looks a bit like handscomb?
>>74540570
there's no way in hell I'm giving fox my money cunt
out of the batsman left, who can create a big partnership?
Just called the AFP on Ivan lads
>>74540576
all of them can but none of them will
>>74540575
these people always live with their parents. 100% of the time guarantee.
imagine the nerves out in the middle
>>74540576
Handscomb and Starc desu
>>74540565
thanks pal
>>74540576
starc walloping 5 6s is a partnership yeah?
Got invited to an orgy lads, two girls, fourteen guys
>>74540586
t. josh hazlewood
>>74540587
how many of them are lebs?
>>74540582
with my gf actually but it's okay, I know you're a SEETHING basement dweller yourself
>>74540587
What's it like having Sudanese mates
>>74540587
Nice of your mum and sister to invite you into the living room
>>74540593
based saxon
7 more from Handscomb and 13 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540582
>earn in less than an hour what it costs for a month of fox sports.
But yeah enjoy your Centrelink mate
>>74540593
SAXGOD
A
X
G
O
D
>>74540593
Based elite SaxGOD
>>74540592
100% of the time
abos look a bit like sri lankans
>>74540601
>>74540592
triggered the neets lads
s h o t
h
o
t
double digits boyz
>>74540582
Someone literally posted their kid in the last thread.
Gurantee you a few people here are married and have their own houses.
3 more from Handscomb and 13 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540613
>ivan
>married
>>74540615
>>74540600
do you really expect Lyon and Hazelwood to meet the quota? (assuming it gets to them)
Under 100. Free win from here boys.
>>74540613
Nah mate that shatters their fragile egos. Everyone has to be pathetic NEETs like them. Guarantee they are limp wristed lefties too.
2 more from Handscomb and 9 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540619
I am expecting a surplus to cover Hazlewood
>>74540613
B3K has a missus and a house but he's not married to her.
>>74540617
Well last year he was engaged to a former prostitute, so he may have had the wedding since.
>LE FOUR OR BLOCK MAN
Why are our allrounders such memes
what a fucking shot
>>74540609
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Ishat sharma
>>74540626
>allrounders
Shot
3 more from Handscomb and 9 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540624
Pretty sure third kiwi started as an umbrella term for anyone who wasn't statsy or AMS
>there's no turd man
Is he referring to the designated shitting seats?
this is now the biggest partnership of the aussie innings
>>74540638
casual here, what do you mean by quota?
>>74540640
No, I invented the term and it was the third kiwi flag that wasn't statsy or daniel
*claps*
Why is David Warne so shit?
1 more from Handscomb and 5 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540649
18 runs per batsman to win
Marsh to get out in these two balls against spin
waiting for my pay to go through so i can get a galaxy s7
Handscomb has a surplus of 1 run
5 more from Marsh to meet the quota
>>74540657
why 18 runs?
DARSH
>M Marsh scores 50+ and hits the winning runs cementing his place in the Aus XI for years to come
Why is the aussie middle and lower order so clutch?
>>74540664
nostradamus
>>74540660
hmm
>Darsh
>>74540660
bruh
>>74540660
Well
>>74540662
Are you gonna buy one outright?
>>74540657
>>74540665
ah I see if you divie it up it's 18 each
>>74540660
err
>>74540667
phew never mind, thank god
Handscomb has a surplus of 1 run
18 more from Wade to meet the quota
5 run deficit from Marsh
>>74540668
SHIEEET. Literally as I clicked post.
>>74540669
>>74540660
I meant this fag
17.4 runs needed from each remaining batsmen, this is resetting Handscomb to 0 runs as well.
only Wage can save this
Mitchell Marsh
>>74540683
Isn't that expensive pham?
pls drop darsh for good.
>>74540660
ELITE MUSCULAR AND INTELLIGENT AUSGOD
>>74540660
There's no way he can justify his position in the team
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_py6WbMV1k
Started listening to some strayan rock lads. r8 my taste pls.
>13 runs
>0 wickets
Surely he's dropped after this, right lads?
Only Wade can save us now.
>>74540691
>>74540696
>drops darsh
>recalls Maddinson
Rod's head should roll
>This will be the last time you see M Marsh in a test for years
Feels good man
>>74540696
Rod won't drop his son, m8
M Marsh is the best player of spin I have ever seen
>>74540701
I would unironically prefer Stonis to marsh in the test side, after the Auckland ODI
what's significant about 187?
Maxwell Tbh
>>74540712
it means murder in america
>>74540689
it's not too bad. my first top of the line phone
>>74540701
>>74540711
Why isn't Khwaja in the team?
OGRE
>>74540712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5ogOH82Aw&ab_channel=Thetainted0
Handscomb has a surplus of 1 run
18 more from Starc to meet the quota
The deficit is 23
*dabs*
that smells the end of the match ffs.
RIP
BITCHWADE
game over
>WADE
i want to punch kohli
kek
KEK
K E K
This is the biggest meme pitch i've ever seen
>>74540695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4jNutSDUE
Aussie metal is top tier.
Will Agar save us?
look at kohli. this isn't about winning a game of cricket
he is so fucking small man syndrome it's crazy
>>74540601
Earn $3k a week and still wouldn't give a dime to the Foxtel Jew.
Go to the dark web and spend $8 on a skygo account and watch HD cricket and every other Sky and BT sports channel. NRL is available for another few bucks.
>>74540718
the Marsh meme is too enticing for the selectors.
S Marsh has "excellent subcontinent experience"
Godli > Stove
YES YES, WELL DONE AUSTRALIA
HOWEVER
$100 on Aus to win
>>74540695
pedestrian.
try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuPfCm8KMg0
>Mitchell marsh is solely responsible for this choke
aussies will probably lose this lol
Starc has been one of the best batsmen for Australia this series. He'll see them home for sure.
the true allrounder mr stark will save us
>>74540747
They are still the favorites imo.
>87 runs needed
We'll lose by 1 run I reckon.
australia will sweep the series with 2 or 3 wins anyway
>>74540748
>>74540750
he's the Aussie Freddie.
>No one has posted any Captain Cleanoff yet
sweatingpepe.jpg
>>74540740
>haha I'm not giving money to Murdoch, instead I'll go into the dark web in order to give money to Murdoch. Check mate
Will the match finish today?
SMITH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74540751
They'll be all out for 120
>>74540746
Nah mate
>>74540765
Based wankush
>>74540745
Thanks. I was gonna get drunk today anyway. Anymore like this?
>>74540769
>this ugly bogan cunt got to bang liz hurley
i'll never get over this tbqh
>>74540760
>Paying $6 for a stolen account over 24 months for 25 cents a month.
>Paying $1,440 and $60 a month to Foxtel.
Pick one and only one.
>>74540760
my thoughts exactly
>>74540771
more punk, but this is goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7ikaK7CEU
>>74540772
fame whores, they do it just so they can be >warnie's girl
>>74540774
>i wouldn't give a dime to murdoch jew
>literally gives dimes to murdoch jew
>>74540695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOI06aLkz0Y&ab_channel=FernandoVieira
can someone prove that murdoch is jewish? he has to be
>>74540785
Saxon on crumbling worldview watch
>>74540695
this whole album is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewT4xR6awsA&ab_channel=pwnzerleet
>Smith wasn't aware of the rule about looking up at your teammates
Of course he wasn't, he's a tard.
>>74540779
>tfw you'll never be a bogan
>>74540785
Who cares, he's a traitorous unaustralian cunt and should be publicly executed regardless
>even the foxtel commentators acknowledge another failure for MMarsh
>>74540791
>owns the news
>wealthy
>greedy
>rat-face
it's hard to comprehend that there are goyim like that, but I guess it's possible
That feel when no memeswell to save it.
>>74540795
Bogans are shithouse m8.
You ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
>>74540734
>>74540745
>>74540779
>>74540784
>>74540793
Cheers ya cunts
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/the-story-behind-unlucky-number-87/2014-11-02
>marsh gets out with 87 runs remaining
pottery
>>74540821
>I smoke
we play for the tie now
Lyon will give us a blocking masterclass.
>>74540829
>he fell for the le ciggies are bad meme
Do you live with your mum m8?
I think the poopeelians ran off
>>74540834
Lyon will get out for a duck
>>74540834
sweeping masterclass*
>growing a beard to hide your weak jaw
>>74540838
haha 69
like the sex number
nice
Spinal Tap is actually good music tbf.
Someone explain the 87 meme please
Where can I find step by step instructio
>>74540843
>can't grow facial hair
Sad!
>>74540836
Your smoking makes children ill la.
We need to win this series. I put 20 bucks on us to win before the series paying 10-1
>SHITTARC
LET'S GO BOIS
>>74540849
KEK I didn't even notice. When I was picking a user name all the other names I wanted were taken so I just put a random number in there
>>74540855
My mum smoked when she was pregnant. Hence the autism i reckon.
W O R K
O
R
K
Ogre
ssshhhhhyiet
how embarrassing
kek
KEK
K E K
Handscombe you stupid cunt, why let Starc face the spinner when you could've just taken a single off the last ball of the over
Finally, the best all-rounder on the team walks out
>>74540878
SOK?
Starc is an enormous scum bag even by Australian standards
>>74540879
He should be batting @6
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
Rahul and Pujara are the true match winners.
LETS GET THIS STARTED THE FALLOUT WASTE LAND OF AUSFALIA
Has any team tried a line up of only batsmen before?
Bowling is a meme anyway.
>>74540884
>Not GODhane
Autism
>>74540886
who is this guy and why is he famous? i keep seeing him everywhere
>>74540887
England on their most recent India tour did it
>>74540880
proxy off Moises
fucking hell what's kohli banging on about now
Australia will win by 1 wicket.
>mfw MMarsh and Wade are on their final test tour
>>74540890
Hes some fat dj I think. I think he is clinically retarded
>>74540898
Marsh is eternal
>>74540890
post irony poster boy, notice the reddimgur file name
work just called lads gotta do the night shift
Why is Fraudwin trying to poke his eye?
>tfw we've already lost
This is why Starc isn't an allrounder
just got called up for a night shift fucking hell
>>74540911
They just have to survive the day and poopeelia wins
Renshaw has been the rock of the Australian innings. When he first fails there's a collapse, coincidence? I think not.
>>74540915
I would lick that water off her underarms.
>>74540915
I will never understand guys who prefer ads over tits
>>74540926
They're called marketing executives. It's their job.
>>74540920
Not like anyone so far has been a success at surviving, can't see why the tail would be any better at it.
>>74540931
>Doubting SOK
I visit a Centrelink service office on average 5 days a week
AMA
Brown > white
>>74540933
HS of 99 and an average of 28.74 in first class.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/7069.html
Umesh is very handsome.
>>74540943
If he gets his average Australia win the match
>>74540944
He's an adivasi.
>>74540944
only Pujara is handsome. And you'll trigger the Indians here because he's Adivasi which is basically like our abos
>>74540926
>>74540929
>CARDOONS
>>74540940
Based fake debt recipient
>>74540954
>Adivasi make up 8.6% of India's population or 104 million
>8.6% or 104 million
wew
>>74540944
>>74540954
>>74540956
So are there any actual handsome indian players?
>>74540959
Imagine 104 million abos
>>74540960
Kohli
>>74540956
Umesh is objectively at least an 8/10.
Could be a 10 when he's cleaned up.
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>74540960
Bhuvi
More cute than handsome
>>74540961
Imagine 104 million abos in 2030 global pooperpower india
nice "pitch"
You are an absolute plebian if you don't realise that Australia are ahead in this match
When Indians say pitch it sounds like bitch.
>>74540962
>poolhi
>handsome
I always had a thing for Agarkar. Would have made a top twink.
Implying avidashi look acts or sounds any different from other Indians to Anglo Saxons
If only Handscomb was elite
>>74540975
>Based Lyon scoring winning runs
BASED
I knew Australia would shit the bed. They always do in low chases.
>>74540960
Hard dick panda man
>>74540980
why do indians worship whiteness?
HS 40*
>>74540988
Still have nightmares of Hobart 2011
>>74540991
Indians are the original aryans.
don't worry Hazelwood can follow his mentor and hero Mcgrath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmdO5DuiV3I
>>74540991
Because white is right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S745IK1G23k
you should have to get 11 wickets 2bh. just don't rotate the strike at the end of the over, and he can't run singles if he doesn't want the ball bowled to an empty crease
worst decision of all time from hanscomb
>>74540985
>implying
>>74541000
>poo peeland won a test match on our soil in my lifetime
*shudders*
in the spirit of Royalty Christ here's my predicitons:
India will win by 77 runs
India will win by 76 runs
India will win by 75 runs
India will win by 74 runs
India will win by 73 runs
India will win by 72 runs
India will win by 71 runs
India will win by 70 runs
India will win by 69 runs
India will win by 68 runs
India will win by 67 runs
India will win by 66 runs
India will win by 65 runs
India will win by 64 runs
India will win by 63 runs
India will win by 62 runs
India will win by 61 runs
India will win by 60 runs
India will win by 59 runs
India will win by 58 runs
India will win by 57 runs
India will win by 56 runs
India will win by 55 runs
India will win by 54 runs
India will win by 53 runs
India will win by 52 runs
India will win by 51 runs
India will win by 50 runs
India will win by 49 runs
India will win by 48 runs
>>74540997
They nearly fucking did it AGAIN in the first day nighter against them
>Sending Starc out to bat up the order with a broken foot and with 3 wickets left
>B-but the doctors said it was alright
You could tell Starc was absolutely livid about Smith's retardation.
>>74541005
>Bowl one ball
>Run him out
Yeah genius
Hello, where are all the kangaroos?
bigfooty is being so racist
might just hang out here from now on
>thinking Handscum was going to perform in India because he scored at home
>not be a casual
Pick one
I love slurping semen boys.
>>74541017
Just as fun bullying RC there too
>>74541011
>You now remember Warner being made Motm and not Bracewell because Channel 9 let ACBs vote for it on the app
>>74541013
nailed it
>>74541015
He's already out. You need to get the 11th man
How did Australia manage to screw up such a simple chase?
>>74541020
good on you lad.
well who's the MOM?
SMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUTSMITH OUT
>>74540849
I think it's simply because it's 13 away from 100.
>>74540926
If you meant to say ass it's because we have high testosterone.
>The irrelevant wasteland of Australia
Feels bad man
>>74541023
Remember Chappelli absolutely seething about that.
>"I've disagreed with some man-of-the-match appointments over the years, but at least you figure, well, generally it's made by someone who's got a bit of an idea about cricket,"
umpball desu
Didn't Hughes die?
How is he sitting in the stands?
>>74541029
autism, plus Marsh(s)
>RC wrong yet again
Is that faggot ever right lmao
>>74541029
some fixation with want to win tonight leading to dumb shit, probably Smith's idea
Based Merv in the crowd.
Reminder RCs initial poodiction was right, but then he changed it to something wrong
Once again I was very close to the mark but everyone will ignore it...
>>74541042
>blaming umpire and pitches
>B-but Ashwin was pooexposed
Top kek.
>>74541052
It was an estimate. Would have fallen much closer to 52 runs if Smith bothered to appeal.
>>74541047
COULD
NOT
PREDICT
A
SUNRISE
>>74541047
>you now remember his fortnight long narrative about him having written a program that gave him an elite tipping edge.
>>74541040
I remember Nicholas having to present Warner with it and just being absolutely baffled by the absurdity of it
>>74541061
If you genuinely think Warner and Marsh were out you're as retarded as your Shitskin team.
If the Marsh brothers are in the next test I am genuinely done with this team, shooting ourselves in the foot like that is embarassing.
>>74541032
I'm bald and prefer tits
>>74541061
hey its more reasonable than how the whole of india carried on last week
>we were unlucky
>b-but smith was dropped 4 times
>>74541073
Why does anyone like this poof?
reminder walkcunt's weeb /v/irgin mate looks up walkcunt/walkgod/walkbro posts on the archive and tells Sean about them
>>74541061
Umpiring was okay but mate the pitches have been shocking. Obviously fourth innings batting is never easy but when you've got balls rolling off a good length on day 2 you have a bad pitch.
>>74541074
hahaha
Just got back from work
What the fuck happened
Reminder I made the initial absolute plebian prediction back on day 2 and have been vindicated
>>74541072
If you genuinely think Kohli was out you're as retarded as your Shitskin abo team.
In case of Marsh why the fuck didn't take drs then?
Where's the smoth interview?
>>74541090
>Umpiring was okay
It was okay up until SMarsh. The Warner and Virat LBWs were touch and go and I can see why they were given. SMarsh's wicket was an absolute howler
>>74541072
>If you genuinely think Warner and Marsh were out you're as retarded as your Shitskin team
Should have taken the reviews m8
>>74541102
Should have reviewed it and not listened to his special needs captain.
>>74541092
smoth got done to an unplayable ball and was autistic like usually. Other than that Aussies were fucking hopeless.
>>74541102
tbf shaun marsh was never going to make 75 runs
>b-but muh momentum!!!!!
>>74541099
Kohli was most likely out and hotspot would have confirmed it.
Marsh wanted to review, but meme shit was standing two metres wide of where the umpire was and couldn't see, and after Warncuck burned the review he didn't want to waste it. Both the dismissal and the decision not to review were inexcusable though.
>>74541102
>These are the same people who go KEK SHOULDNTA WASTED YOUR REVIEWS DUMB CUNTS HAHAHA at howlers in Australia's favour
The absolutely state of hypocrisy of /cric/
>>74541113
did you not watch the first innings?
did you not watch SMarsh in Sri Lanka?
have you never watched SMarsh against spin?
did you not see SMarsh's average in asia constantly plastered over the screen?
are you completely unaware of how SMarsh starts an innings?
>>74541111
nice quads
>>74541117
How am I being hypocritical? You shouldn't waste your reviews on poo regardless of what side you're on. If they were out of reviews when Marsh was given out I'd be mocking Meme Shit about it just like I would for any other captain.
Kys
>>74541124
nah I'm a fully blown casual lel
but he's been terrible so far this series, mentally fucked from the media and no chance on that pitch
>ausfailia
>>74541138
>but he's been terrible so far this series
he topped scored for Australia this game
>>74541111
>unplayable ball
nice meme
>>74541138
did you, dare I say it, not watch the game at all?
>>74541143
fair so he did
66 in australia's first innings is still a far cry from the 84 he would've needed in the second under those conditions, though I'll concede the momentum of 50 or so that could've pulled >us through
>Kohli forgetting that he hasn't scored more than 15 and be like gg ez git gud
>>74541172
you did this
>>74541138
>nah I'm a fully blown casual lel
perhaps you shouldn't leave a comment
Nice of Smith to allow India a sympathy victory before going on to win the next two tests both by an innings.
one pair of $100 Levi jeans or 9 pairs of K-mart jeans?
>>74541181
two pairs of uniqlo jeans tBh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87SJ_Ff8Hg
based bikecunt
>>74541181
My jeans cost $300 ama
>>74541143
he was dogshit in the first test
>>74541201
>one game
woah...
Australia collapsed from 101/4 to 112 all out
>>74541208
how did England go in their latest India tour mate? I seem to remember a certain debutant scoring a triple century?
>>74541171
A shame too, I quite like the Indian team, except that Kohli and Sharma are such utter complete fuckwits that give you guys a bad name.
>>74541192
That's a big brand
lads im in an arguement with someone about Spud's cuckptaincy. What are some highlights im missing?
>declaring on Cummins
>sending in Starc with a broken fucking foot
>picking Maddinson
more?
>>74541203
was my truthie too much to handle?
>>74541208
>7-11 again
What is it with Indians and 7-11
>>74541229
oh wait only 6, kek nvm close
Why is Harbhajan always trying to undermine Ashwin's achievements?
>if the pitches were like these in my time, me and Kumble would have taken much more wickets
The Indian pitches were always dead swamps you cunt. Ashwin's better than you. Get over it.
>>74541226
>declaring on Cummins
Voges?
>>74541226
>Hand spitting
>Bad bowler rotation
>273*
>misso is an ayy
>>74541234
>what is Mumbai 2004
Harbhajan had some bunsens as well
>>74541241
thanks lad
>>74541243
Ashwin's behaviour on and off the field is also miles better than Bhajji.
>>74541196
>Vegan
Should've killed him.
>>74541199
Do they come from the fancy sweatshop up on the hill or something?
>>74541226
Losing the toss this game which ensured we were fucked.
>>74541264
even vegans want to bash durianrider.
>>74541252
Would unironically prefer fucking the pig lyon is married to. At least she's native to earth.
>https://twitter.com/melindafarrell/status/839054675223666688
>Smith also says he didn't think S Marsh was out, told him to "go", meaning go for the review but Marsh misunderstood & walked off. #INDvAUS
>>74541319
>Say go
>Your teammate starts walking off the field
>Don't bother to tell him you meant otherwise
>>74541319
Using poor vocal volume control and lack of visual communication and eye-contact, it's literally autism
Just got back from work.
How was the day lads?
Based poolhi calling out Smith on his """"brain freeze""""
>>74541319
Fuck pissrat is a cunt. Bit rich of him to insinuate anyone else is being underhanded.
>>74541319
kek
Pretty seething that Fox aren't playing Sri Lanka/Bangladesh. The fuck am I even paying for.
>>74540959
This is a lie propagated by the Hindus who consider every non-muslim, non-christian and non-sikh as a Hindu. They impose Hinduism on the backward class and the Scheduled class to inflate their numbers in the census.
As much as I like to see Australia win things, I really can't feel bad when the spastics let easy wins go begging
Especially with lmao2marsh in the team
>>74541396
>t. Poohit Vemula
>>74541396
>t. liberal shit
Are you a Kejri supporter too?
>>74541402
Shaun Marsh top scored for Australia this game and is unironically their best batsman in the ub-continent you fucking casual. Go to normie book if you want a >le fugg le Marsh circle-jerk
>Smith looks at the dressing room to get suggestion on review
Why are the Aussies such cheating cunts? fucking convicts
>>74541461
Doing the usual Sunday roast Mrs Marsh?
>>74541461
Wrong marsh m9.
is the time, dare I say it, right?
surely the Shit Darsh meme is done now
yfw Maxwell is picked
yfw he bats below >Wade
>>74541487
Rod doesn't want to upset his wife, so I doubt it.
Didn't watch today due to work, what was Lyon doing wrong second innings?
>>74541517
He did what Nathan Lyon always does when he is required to a close a game out
>>74541517
sore finger from ripping the seam too hard
>>74541394
They played New Zealand and Bangladesh ffs what is going on there?
>>74541394
>>74541535
This usually happens because the home cricket board (in this case SLC) demands too much money for the rights because they go LOL AUSTRALIA HAS SHEKELS BETTER JACK UP THE PRICE LMAO XDDD
>>74541475
He criticised both Marsh's mate,one of whom doesn't deserve it. The other, of course, deserves to be handed over to ISIS or some papuan cannibals
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/india-v-australia-second-test-bangalore-ian-healy-launches-stinging-rebuke-of-virat-kohlis-tactics/news-story/52b67aa5c2817e43b2c632d055b74ed0
>Indian does what Australia has been doing for decades
>HURR STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO SMITH
Fuck sake Healy is an absolute hypocritical deadshit. Oh yeah, a team that isn't Australia dishes out some "mean words" and you can't fucking stand it, least of all you the fat fucking cheat. I'm pretty poorious boys.
Of course he COULD be referring to Smith being special needs who doesn't need anyone yelling or shouting at him.
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
>>74541539
>FOXSports is too poor to afford Sri Lanka vs Bangladesh
piss fucking weak excuse m8
>>74541319
So the entire side is special needs then?
Has anyone got the Steve Smith special needs compilation?
>>74541274
Sweeden
>>74541319
genuine autism from smith
>>74541487
probably
apparently Smith said that Mitch Marsh was by far the best in the nets, I guess he has an extreme case of stage fright or some shit
>>74541517
instead of doing this he went back to bowling flightless garbage with too much pace on a shit length like he's been doing for the last two years
I fucking hate Lyon so much. he could be elite if he just stopped to think about how to bowl properly
>>74541569
They don't always play Bangla tests. Never show Zim tests. Already hae a series in IND and NZ on at the moment too.
>>74541551
Smith LITERALLY tried to cheat, I think some of it was warranted from Virat
Regardless, what India was doing is nothing like what Australia was doing with fucking Healy in the team
Tea time.
What's the score, lads?
today's purchase
I'd love to hear your thoughts
>>74541638
overrated
Just like the Australian team
>>74541633
God that makes me hungry
The indian restaurant near me is run by a guy who was the head chef of the Australian team sans Warne for a decade and it's filled with cricket shit. Fantastic food too.
>>74541652
listening to it for the first time now and it's pretty elite
>>74541622
he didn't need to step in though, the umpire immediately stepped in as smith did it yet pissrat was arguing with him after
>>74541672
Tbh I'd be a bit pissed if the opposition captain tried to pull that on me
>>74541638
harry?
>>74541678
no.
my favourite walkie post was when I called him 'fake walkcunt' and he replied: "No, it's me Sean"
>>74541676
had a right to be pissed but it looked like he was really chewing off the umpire's ear
>>74541622
>Smith LITERALLY tried to cheat, I think some of it was warranted from Virat
No fucking shit mate that was my point. Australians can dish it out but they can't take it. Just look at that monkey thing from years ago. He didn't even fucking say monkey but there was a massive media shitstorm about absolutely nothing. In between that and them always complaining about pitches and shit and vilifying other players for doing shit that they do as well I can't fucking stand the Australian team on the whole.
Healy was and is a massive cunt himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQPHrcVyJqY
>No Wii U BotW in Frangs EB
>Check website
>There's copies in every single surrounding fucking suburb including that particular EB
I'm fucking livid they wasted my time.
>>74541694
I'm not arguing with you mate, I'm also saying Healy is fully of shit.
>He didn't even fucking say monkey
not the first time
>>74541699
based goosey
got a truthy on cricket, video games or warcraft to share with us?
>>74541663
It's pretty depressing 2bh
Cave sounds like a Cohen wannabe.
>>74541701
Nah I just thought you misinterpreted something I said. Not trying to bite your head of or anything,
>the absolute city of australia
please fucking kill yourselves
The Manufacturing Workers' Union has condemned a move by Griffin Coal's owners Lanco to further cut the wages of maintenance workers.
It follows last year's Fair Work Commission (FWC) ruling that an enterprise agreement between Griffin Coal and the workers could be terminated.
The company's owners Lanco put a contract to workers to formalise the 43 per cent pay cut.
Workers refused to sign the new contract before it expired yesterday, and they are now technically on the award rate.
AMWU State Secretary Steve McCartney said the union was seeking an urgent hearing in the FWC.
"They said if you refuse to sign this contract then you go back to the award rate completely. And the guys refused because it took the democracy out of everything, there's no negotiating when they say 'take it or take it'".
"So we're going to take them to court for not negotiating in good faith."
In the wake of last year's FWC ruling, the company decided it would pay workers 40 per cent higher than the Black Coal Mining Award for six months while negotiations continued for a new agreement.
Some of the workers' entitlements disappeared however, with sickness allowance and long service leave dropping to award rates.
The hourly pay rate dropped from about $60.00 an hour in March 2016, to $34.85 an hour in August 2016.
The contracts which have been offered would have run for six months, at the $34.85 rate.
Now, with workers refusing to sign the contracts, their pay has dropped to $24.89 an hour.
>>74541733
>It's pretty depressing 2bh
yeah well his son fell off a cliff and died just before he started recording, he wasn't going to make a happy pop album after that
>Cave sounds like a Cohen wannabe.
don't see the comparison Tbh
very different instrumentation, lyrical style and vocals
>Kevin Pietersen is understood to have withdrawn from the Caribbean Premier League, opening the door to a return to Surrey.
>Pietersen was expected to appear for St Lucia Stars (formerly Zouks) in this year's CPL, which runs from August 1 to September 9.
>But ESPNcricinfo understands he no longer intends to go to the Caribbean and is instead expected to make himself available to play in the NatWest Blast in England. This year's Blast will be played in a block from July 7, with Finals Day on September 2.
KEK
I remember Lancashire expressing interest in him too
>>74541741
despise unions
>>74541765
t. Bill Shorten
>>74541765
The CPSU (public service union) is the most cancerous of the lot of them
it takes a special kind of cretin to leech off a bunch of leeches
>>74541753
haven't listened to cave much but the cohen comparison is obvious, they have a similar personal character
>>74541777
I am personally disgusted by the education and nursing unions, the nursing union particularly
absolutely no experience with the CPSU and I only know the trade ones by reputation
>>74541784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ6SuW7RDKI
leonard cohen wouldn't do this
>>74541773
what? Billy boy loves the unions, was almost caught for corruption with them
>>74541803
making a joke about the sycophant champagne socialist rant turnbull did
>>74541810
so you meant to say t. turnbull?
>>74541787
My mums a nurse, is fairly left herself and despises the nursing unions. Massive amount of corruption there.
>>74541659
places name?
>>74541821
no, the speech was saying that Bill Shorten leeched off the AWU then screwed them over
>>74541777
fucking hell I just saw that ad on facebook, didn't realise public sector jobs had unions
just pathetic to even comprehend, as if those people need protection from the big bad government who would screw them over otherwise
>>74541828
Gogo's
(Gogo is in the middle)
>>74541846
>>74541777
fuck it only just clicked how laughable of a concept that a "public service union" is
are they not getting enough days off?
>>74541798
>so you have the mentality of a teenager
Kek, based Nick
can't wait til the PSA gets me another 2.5% pay increase. not even a member lmao
>>74541798
pathetic Tbh, don't winge about american interviews and culture when you're begging for the BSAs to notice your typical and generic band
also cohen was 60 years old here, you can't directly compare their path through the industry but their whole individual thing
>>74541846
>what is privatisation
nigga, you dumb
>>74541833
wasn't the recent one more about him being a social climber and hanging out with the melbourne elite?
and it's not like shorten hates the unions, he loves them for bleeding them dry and starting his political career
>>74541787
>absolutely no experience with the CPSU
So how good is this. 100000 / 150000 public servants have not had an enterprise agreement (or pay rise) for 3 years because those dumb cunts will continually hold out for a 0.1% increase.
I didn't do high school maths and even I understand the concept of depreciating returns.
>>74541856
Have a read of this then get back to me
:^)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-20/ato-admit-working-hours-are-below-community-standards/8284384
>>74541777
>just pathetic to even comprehend, as if those people need protection from the big bad government who would screw them over otherwise
actually the Liberals do to tend to bully >us a fair bit tbf
fucking laughing that the pollies are finally getting called on their bullshit entitlements. They've been bashing the APS for it for decades all the while individual pollies racking up sums in transport and admin fees that dwarf entire branches of the APS.
>>74541899
>the ATO finish at 4:51 PM
literally what the fuck? I chose the wrong career path
>>74541888
fair but it's literally called "community and public sector union", aren't these jobs that are inherent to the public sector and can't be pawned off to businesses?
>>74541899
>actually the Liberals do to tend to bully >us a fair bit tbf
yeah because nobody likes the idea of >your lot leaching off government money for doing fuckall. though admittedly it does look like a shafty arrangement
you're right about the mp entitlement schemes though, that's on the same scale as union corruption
>Just on break from work
>Check on /cric/, expect #banter
>Aussies bitching about employment rights
Anyway, welcome to the Fuck These Indian Pitches club, Ausfailia, enjoy your stay.
>>74541955
I was refering to public sector unions in general
>>74541899
>extending working hours from 4.51pm to 5pm would have increased productivity by 2%
i'd really like to know how they calculated this. also if they really wanted to boost productivity they should start implementing flexitime
>>74541955
>leaching off government money for doing fuckall
meme
most of the wastage is because of inconsistent government policy (its really easy to stand up in parliament and shitpost about some meme idea you have) because implementing policy is a very expensive process
and also because of muh community expectations. I've frequently seen government departments knowingly and deliberately waste money by arranging public contract tenders just because it would be perceived as nepotistic by the public if I gave a job to my uncle who I knew could do the work cheaper and better.
>>74541993
>also if they really wanted to boost productivity they should start implementing flexitime
They have that anyway
All the 9 minutes does is give them more flextime, thats why they dont want to lose it.
Most APS employees other than the front-facing ones like in Centrelink (welfare agency) have flexibility with their hours. It's not like anyone is actually knocking off at 4.51
>>74541993
>his cruisy government job doesn't already have based flextime
Probably just 9minutes/7 hours
>>74542031
>EL's dont have flextime
I see no reason to get promoted
Couldnt imagine working without statpadding my muscular flextime
>>74541993
Now this is the kind of posting I'd expect from a German
>I work for the federal government
>he works the the "state" ""government""
>he works
>he
i used to think under arm is under M and over arm is over M
>>74541784
>>74541798
his best work was the soundtrack of Assassination of Jesse James.
Anyway, why is the Australian media sperging out on Kohli?
>>74541633
that's not the lomotil I'm used to
>>74541659
Mine has a signed photo of Tendulkar from when he ate there, I'll take a pic next time. There's an Italian place nearby that has Tony Bennett & Luciano Pavarotti pictures under similar circumstances.
>>74541208
Was Smith good enough to bat at three back then?
>>74541741
eat shit FIFO cunts, may your suicide rates grow ever higher
>>74541337
Isn't this cricket 101 they teach you in cricket? "when you call for a run, never say go because it sounds like no"
>>74542166
Just hungry for a story that isn't "Australia bowled like shit and lost the test in one session"
>>74541798
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” - Nick Cave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA - for a BSA noticing us
>>74542276
Yep
>>74542308
Bowling somewhat redeemed itself at the end, it's the batting that should be concerning. 105 and 107 were considered catastrophic for India and 112 isn't much different for us.
>>74542310
Musicians ragging on other musicians is always fucking pathetic and reeks of jealousy. Leave the shit talk to the fans, you just look unprofessional.
>hard day at work, can't follow the cricket
>come back see this result
What the fuck guys? Where to from here? Can we get a new captain yet? Fuck we need to rebuild this squad from teh ground up again. Handscomb and Smarsh are the only batsmen who should keep their spot.
To be fair to the bogans I'm yet to see one defending Smith's cheating
>>74542326
Personally I enjoy it
War on Drugs: Suck my Cock is the greatest song ever written
>>74542339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDwit8ryEA
everyone needs to hear it
>>74542331
Obviously everyone always hated Clarke but would you say Smoth is well loved? When will we get another captain like Border or Waugh?
>>74542359
I liked Clarke after he became captain Tbh
>>74542348
He played this when I saw him two years ago and it had just come out. Bizarre concert actually, half way through he started singing some song about Nandos and then got a girl up on stage to drum but told her she was "fucking shit" and to "get the fuck off my stage" a few minutes later.
>>74542308
I thought only politicians did that. Even sport is politicized in Australia. What the hell!
>>74542375
You've got to realise most of the country doesn't watch games once summer ends and the only way the news get clicks is by manufacturing a controversy to get people interested.
During the summer it tends to be a lot less bias.
>>74542359
I think the opinion of Clarke turned after he became captain and went god tier for a few years, often putting the team on his back.
Smith is pretty bland.
>>74542395
Yeah I don't think anyone has any strong opinions on Smith. Most people just say "yeah he's a good batsman" while they'd give you a short essay on any other captain, except maybe Taylor
>>74542375
Don't worry India-bro, I like Kohli for his spirit and incredible ability. Also Smoth's a cunt who deserves it.
>>74542010
And PS people who saw the writing on the wall back when lil Johnny floated WorkChoices 12 years ago. THAT created a push towards middle management; the red-tape, paper pushing jobs where you do nothing but consult. Everybody swarmed towards a tenure position because they saw that literally everything 90% of people do, Prakmesh can do cheaper.
>>74542402
>incredible ability
>>74542395
Yeah he was the opposite of Ponting, who turned to shit when captain.
>>74542414
I got into cricket a bit later than most people and I completely missed Ponting when he was rampaging around. All I knew him for was getting out in the 10s a lot and occasionally getting a century. Hussey was the guy I gravitated to at that time.
>>74542326
it's the best thing ever actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3FHXXP5T3U
>>74542414
Nah. Ponting had a few absolutely ridiculous years as captain, Bradmanesque stuff. He hung around for a few years too long though.
One of the only games I saw Gillespie play was the 201* one actually
I wish I saw the GOATs play more
>>74542423
>look for data to back my claim. >>74542414
>Ponting scored 19 centuries as captain across 74 tests, including 3 double centuries.
I withdraw my remarks. But I do distinctly remember that at one point he averaged a godly 61 and that had collapsed to 51 by the time he retired.
>>74542451
He was still good, just not as fucking good as he was before
>>74542462
>>74542462
>>74542462
>>74542462
NEW THREAD
>>74542451
Yeah but I'm pretty sure he reached that peak when he was captain, maybe 2005 or so.
>>74542469
Yeah you're right. I was wrong. Ponting, you're very good at cricket.
>>74542359
JAKE LEHMANN 2020
>>74542348
Is this what hipsters that grew up with Mumford & Poons listen to now? Sad!
>>74542494
he's been around since the 90s m8
>>74542504
yah, before it was cool right?
>>74542510
what did he mean by this
>>74542515
In my day The Mars Volta was cool, but at some stage the cooler kids stared listen to Miles Davis, Yes & Mahavishnu Orchestra. The music that The Mars Volta was ripping off. I'm suggesting the same has happened with the listeners of folk music.
But having looked he sang a song with Prince Billie who I like, so I might listen to it more when I'm depressed and shit.
>>74542558
I'd be very surprised if Mumford and Sons had heard of Mark Kozelek and if they did rip him off they did a shit job of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=begLNqsNusk is a good song by him though
>>74542568
You pointing out that you think peeflood and poos has never heard of the band I said was hipster bait paints you as a baited hipster.
I See A Darkness is an elite album though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWDgvrTjacs
>>74541762
Shit person and, for the last couple of years, shit player rapidly becoming deseprate. Expecting to see him advertising insurance on Channel 5 before the end of the year.
>>74542308
Well, if you'd paid attention to the England tour, you could have had several stories. And every one of them would have been "England bowled like shit and lost the test in one session"
made a new thread
>>74543987
>>74543987
>>74543987
>>74543987
>>74544010
>made a new thread
Why bother?
It just encourages people like me to point at the Australians and laugh.