/hoc/

Rugby.

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>watching hockey in 2017

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>>74540102
Get the fuck outta here.

Hockey is better.

>>74540102
cricket

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>>74540119
He isn't going to revive himself /hoc/.

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man i love suffering

Execute all namefags.

Subway

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>>74540091
>tfw publix and wawa next to my home and job

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>>74540131
you're not a country

you're a colony

>>74540134
subway's meat is over 50% soy

no wonder canada produces nothing but soft manlet hockey players these days

>>74540158
You can't say shit like that without proof.

>>74540167
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/marketplace-chicken-fast-food-1.3993967
>virtanen could have been the GOAT if he had grown up in florida

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>>74540091

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>>74540091
Eat shit and die you swampfag

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>>74540185
Shieee.

Good thing I don't eat Subway. They should've done a testing on McDonald's Jr Chicken and McDouble though, instead of the premium items.

Of course the premium chicken sandwich would have more chicken. I just wanna know how much meat my dollar menu items are.

And Burger King's $1.99 for 10 nuggies ofc.

>>74540289
Burger king nuggets are fucking shit

New Zealand RUNS /hoc/

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>>74540297
cheaper than McD tho

>>74540298
Good on ya cunt

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mods are asleep, post some dank dogs

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Pengs desu

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Morrning

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Congratulate this man on 1000 assists /hoc/

>>74540302
I wonder if there's a connection

only one secondary assist for laine
fuck

>>74540652
gibe 4 goal pls

what happened to cheechoo? after his 56 goal season he pretty much vanished

tfw jest eternally shit

>>74540700
you mean the year thornton won the art ross with 96 assists?

>>74540663

3pts against the pongs tomorrow guaranteed

>>74540780
Nice, thank you for making me feel better.

>>74540700
He still had 69 points the next year but got concussed and he was never quite the same. His knees starting going and he was too slow. Still plays in the KHL though and puts up decent numbers.

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>>74540700
>moose factory ontario
that cant be real

>>74540700
hernia and other shit

>>74540663
BUST
U
S
T

>>74540870
It is, canada is meme :)

>>74540941
underrated post

Last evening a finn wrote a triple digit-post, in which he stated that Laine would get a "pattrick" during last night's game. So does that mean that a "pattrick" is a secondary assist?

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Last evening a finn wrote a triple digit-post (222), in which he stated that Laine would get a "pattrick" during last night's game. So does that mean that a "pattrick" is a secondary assist?

>>74541625
a "pattrick" is when Patrick Kane has non-consensual sex with your mother

>>74541677
Oh, that explains why it never happens
Thanks

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>>74540645
huomenta

>>74541318
That was me and I meant he will get one tonihgt against the perguins

>>74542169
Yeah sure, and Jouhaug got doped by accident with a acetate ointment

I'm moving soon and when I do I'll be working from home rather than going into the office everyday and I won't have to hide my posting on /hoc/ at work anymore

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What did the biggest Laffer in the world mean by this?

>>74542347
He has poop in head

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>>74542347
Fuck off he doesnt speak for us

>>74542347
Sounds like some grade A homerism desu

>>74542347
would he trade matthews for two players?

>>74542347
He made a comparison last night on overdrive. He basically said that stan bowman a few years ago wouldn't trade Toews for Crosby either because he likes what Toews does for the team. The goal is to make the best team possible not necessarily have the best players. He also cited that taylor hall may have been the better player but Larsson makes the oilers a better team which is what chia wants. I'm not saying I agree with him but this tweet does need a bit of context.

>>74542667
no it doesn't

>>74542667
Moot point because McDavid is superior defensively he kills penalties. Doesnt take an oilcuck to see that

>>74542693
Well of course he is. He's superior to 99.99999% of the league.

>>74542591
Biron and Ferraro were laughing at him on the Tradecenter panel when he said that and asked him that same question. He relented eventually.

is toronto the worst place to be a hockey player? it seems all they do is come up with silly hypotheticals and comparisons of players.
too many talking heads and too much dead air to fill with stupid talk.

>>74542347
>>74542428
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>>74542591
>>74542667
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>>74542739
>mcdavid is better than matthews
>>>reddit

>>74542744
>defending a mexican

>>74542739
yes. that is why Bill is gone now and no good players want to go there in free agency ever

>one (1) point ahead of the fucking Panthers
>came back from road trip with one (1) of a possible six (6) points
>five (5) game losing streak
>probably about to get rekt by detoilet, worst team in the leastern conference
>defense is non-existent, offense is too tired to play, goaltending is a coinflip
>faceoff win percentage is a rock-bottom
>the Red Star asswiping rag won't shut up about making the playoffs
On the bright side, at least I'm not a Hongcouver fan.

>>74542765
>year one (1) of a massive rebuild
surprised they're even sniffing the playoffs tbqh

For me, its Rugby.

>>74542765
>On the bright side, at least I'm not a Hongcouver fan

laffland so delusional that they think they arent the worst canadian team

>>74542780
>year one

they have been rebuilding for fifty (50) years

>>74542780
if they really were serious about the rebuild they would be overhauling the defense. Instead, they're just rearranging the 4th line. Or did you mean to imply Marchenko is a game-changing addition? It's just lip service, they're going to limp along as potential wildcard "contenders" for the next few years, then burn out Matthews and Marner and go back to bottom feeding.

>>74542823
there weren't any sensible game changing additions to be made at the trade deadline so they made small changes to strengthen what they have now and will build up the defense through the draft and farm system. if they don't strengthen the d-core in the next couple years, then i'd worry.

>>74540091
>le pubelix maymay xDDDD
fuck off reddit

>>74542878
you're one to talk

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Press f to pay respect for the chief

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A Kings fan qt sends you pics like this. What do?

>>74542863
I'm of the opinion D players need a few years of experience in the NHL before really being able to shine; kids brought up from farm teams or drafts tend to be out of their element for the first few years until they find their footing or wash out. Am I wrong? Also, why the fuck does Babcock put so much fucking faith in Gardiner? He keeps making the same stupid pinches that lead to 2-on-1s and usually goals, and has been doing it since the beginning of the year, he hasn't improved at all. I almost feel bad for Marchenko, being paired with Gardiner and being caught in those situations must really hurt his confidence.

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>>74542899

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Post Vezina contenders no one talks about because they belong to a meme team.

>>74542899
F

>>74542922
Werenski would say you're wrong, but on the average you're probably right.
Gardiner is an asset offensively. Babcock will put up with those horrible giveaways because there is a trade-off. Gardiner is also +22 right now. Reilly is -21 and you can say what you want about him getting the top line assignments, but those numbers are bad.
I think they're really missing Carrick right now. He rarely makes the bad giveaway and seems to always make a good breakout pass.

>>74542908
fuck and chuck

>>74542908
I would quack until she likes a cooler team.

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Drew Doughty with short hair and no beard.

>>74542972
the enter autist is back

>>74543034
what?

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>>74543033

>>74543044
you can put multiple sentences
without hitting enter
it's how paragraphs work

>>74543033
didn't he rape a bunch of girls?

>>74543072
oh.
cool.
will take into consideration.

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>I rate Matthews

>>74543085
you're using divegrass shit so I'm pretty sure you actually wear a fedora

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>>74543109
>I rate a fifty year cup drought

>>74542972
To me it seems Reilly has been doing worse under Babcock, top assignments aside. I dunno, I feel like he was playing better under Carlyle, do the numbers support that? I agree that Carrack was an asset, the leafs are definitely hurting without him, but I feel like he gets knocked around in his own zone a little too easily. Might just be a case of me remembering the bad and not the good tho. Gardiner being +22 over the entire season doesn't mean much when those givaways can often be the difference between a win and a loss, and let's face it, he's usually on the ice with Matthews and during the power plays which really helps his p/m.

>>74543120
>I rate
divegrass is for faggots you smelly Paki

>>74543131
t. Ass mad laffer

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>>74543131

>>74543136
can your dumb Paki brain not see my flag?

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>ywn have fun with the boys on an NHL team

>>74543158
i wonder if they all touched dicks after practice

>>74543144
Sorry man but there's one American laffer

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>>74543144
>mfw the Laffs were cucked out of McDavid
>mfw Laffers are now trying to say they'd rather have Matthews

>>74543130

2013-2015 rielly was -13, -16, and -17

>>74543166
I wonder if they all warm up each others sticks some times in order to straighten them out

>>74543181
So slightly better.

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>>74543178
We- we didn't want him a-anyways

>>74543171
It's just some leaf that travels to the US for work and pretends to be American

>>74543208
Fuck off faggot

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22 goals

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>>74543166
who wouldn't?

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>74543302
I'll take the good autist over the piggy

>>74543302
>the forced debate

>>74543302
No contest. Matthews is the better player overall and actual scores goals. 3rd in the league.

>>74543302
No contest. McDavid is the better player overall and actual scores points. 1st in league.

>>74543350
Would you take Crosby over Toews?
No
Would you take Mcdiva over Matthews?
No

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>>74543033
Same pic they still use in NHL 17 and continue to model his in-game face & hair after. He looks awful in-game.

>>74543362
>Would you take Crosby over Toews?
best player of his generation vs a system babby
>Would you take Mcdiva over Matthews?
best player of his generation vs a literal who

>>74543380
Your retarded then. Toews has more cups.

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>>74540091
Is Publix legit good? Gonna be in Florida in 2 weeks, is it worth finding one?

>>74543388
>cups are a measure of individual skill

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Mcmeme and the Mexican got nothing on this

>>74543396
It's a solid 7/10, good, but definitely overrated.
>inb4 some floridafag tells me I went to the wrong publix

>>74543396

Publix manager here. The subs aren't a meme, they're awesome. But remember to ask for Boar's Head meat.

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Should I buy this

How long until California bans water use for everything that doesn't literally sustain life? Which would mean that it would be illegal to make and manage ice in hockey rinks, and thus the teams are forced to move

>>74543432
hello would you like to have fika with me

>>74543419
Alright just lay it on me then, what should the whole order look like? What is the goat Publix sub?

>>74543447
I would, but I'm not sure how that would even be possible tbf

>>74543429
I've always thought this are ironic insofar as you put your ass on the team's logo.

It's like the "don't step on the logo in the middle of the locker room" but on an extreme level.

>>74543460

This is my sub:

Boars head Turkey
Swiss cheese
White bread
Mayo
Spicy mustard
Lettuce
S+p, o+v

> inb4 no toppings

>>74543380
>mad that Toews is the the goat
My sides

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>>74543489
>White bread

>>74543518
Faggot
>muh complex carbs

>>74543518

I admit, I'm boring. The 5 grain/seed is my second option.

>>74543419
reminder that you can literally get boar's head anywhere there is absolutely nothing special about this sandwich

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"Dad Rock" on Pandora is absolute musickino

>>74543378
Lel, i'm playing that right now and I noticed it

>>74543526
I didn't even name a reson, you stupid person

>>74543529
I have now idea what that is tbf. But whatever floats your boat I guess

>>74540120
Ice Cricket

>>74543559
That's probably the biggest example of west coast bias that actually exists. That shit is like 6 years old.

They update Patrick Kane's mullet every damn iteration.

>>74543561
white bread with seeds and shit on top.

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>GOAT and a pig in one picture

>>74543599
>he eats shit in his sandwich
no wonder you like pubelix

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>>74543584
But the game is made on the west coast.

>>74543606
>it's an Oilcuck desperate for attention post

Sad as fuck

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>>74543606
>Matthews hairline
That's gonna go full Patty Kane in like four years, tops.

>>74543599
Oh, of course. I should have got that. Thanks

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>>74543638
Fuck off Auston

>>74542908
Pump and dump.

>>74543653
t. "L-look guys we're wildcard now"

Yeah fuck off you attention starved loser

>>74543673
>wildcard
2nd in the division, lad.

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>>74543673
>4th in the West
>Laffs getting btfo by the lelanders

What did he mean by this?

>>74543635
For a market predominantly made of east-coasters and canadians

>matthews pulls dimes
>mcdavid pulls 6s with old lady hips and saggy, disproportionate tits

>>74542908
>look up katie morgan on xvids
>her profile pic has her getting Mandingo'd

no thanks

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>>74543698
>>74543699
>we finally did it lads. We're playoffs now thanks to our four #1 overall picks

You seriously don't understand how embarassing Oilcuck "smacktalk" is

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>>74543702
McGOAT only bags snipers, son.

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>>74543725
And let's be clear, they were dogshit even with 3 1st overalls. It took a generational player for them to "figure it out"

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>>74543725
We did it lads after fifty years of rebuilding we're finally a cup contender

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>>74543725
>1967

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>>74543744
>Only cups came from Wayne Gretzky

So let's be clear, the only time your franchise is relevant is when you have the greatest player ever, or a player who has the ceiling of being one of the 10 greatest players ever. Embarrassing how hard the Oil are carried.

it's like watching 2 retards call each other dumb

>>74543765
But they won a cup in 1990 when he was gone.

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so daytime hoc went from int posting to a few autists sperging out over whether the oilers are leafs are shittier teams.

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>>74543765
>he doesn't know >we won a cup after trading Gretzky
>the Laffs haven't been relevant since the middle of the Cold War
wew lad

>>74540091

>tfw no publix in california

fuck that sandwhich looks good, m8

In all seriousness the Oilers are a much more pathetic franchise of the last 20 years

Literally dogshit.

To be so bad when you put their lottery position into perspective. Goddamn.

>>74543786
yeah not good

>>74543811
Smell my nuts, fatty.

>>74543811
coilers have made game 7 of the scf since their heyday

meanwhile the laffs are still rebuilding since 1967 without a scf in sight

>>74543811
1967 was 20 years ago

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what did he mean by this?

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>tfw i just had a 2 hour wank
>that fucking release
I'm euphoric right now lads

>>74543844
impressed desu

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>>74543844
Well done, lad.

>>74543831
>see open net
>shoot puck at open net
Finns lack the brainpower to differentiate the different sides of the ice.

>>74543831
Scoring goals is so ingrained into him he even scores on his own team. Madman

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>>74543844
have you been drinking? It always takes forever to nut when I've been drinking.
What finnish player were you watching clips of?

>>74543844
>2 hours
Wow thats a lot of edging binlan

>>74543844
>tfw went to the doctor to get my Molluscum frozen off
That's codeword for "removing small warts on my dick I got from barebacking a THICC Tinder whore"

>>74543867
Nope. I just had nothing on my calendar tonight so might as well take a good long wank. Lot of edging was involved.

>>74543873
>barebacking a tinder slut
Living dangerously.

>>74543880
It's the only way to truly experience orgasm

>>74543873
Did you post about this earlier? Everyone told you it was dumb. I claimed your dick would melt off, I guess only a small part of it did.

>tfw the condom ripped when I was fucking my gf this weekend and I came inside her

>>74543915
Congratulations anon!

>>74543915
congratz!

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>>74543921
>>74543927
These next few weeks are going to be terrifying

>forgot my face earlier

>>74543939
This is exactly why I never cum in my girlfriend. The following weeks are fucking shit and not worth the cumming in pussy part.

>>74543913
I posted about it after it happened yes.
It actually became pasta I saw on /fit/ and /pol/ kek

>>74543915
this is why I always nut on her face

also
>girlfriend
>wearing a condom
how does it feel to be cucked

>>74543964
It's ok she lets me cum in her butt sometimes

>>74543964
>cumming on your girlfriends face
lmao why would you girlfriend such a disgusting slut

redpill me on female birth control anons

>>74544052
I'll let you know in a couple weeks

>>74544052
make some women crazy

>>74544080
Makes their boobs bigger though

>>74544052
Poisons the water supply.

>>74544052
You'll go to hell for using it

>>74543964
I've never had sex: the post

>>74544080
my current gf is fine on them, but I have seen this with past gfs

I was expecting something more sinister

>>74543786
>daytime hoc

>people that use the self checkout lane with 100 items and take forever
REEEEEE FUCK YOU

>>74544052
my GF has an IUD, they're sweet. No condoms and I can make her into a twinkie anytime I want.

>>74544190
Your girlfriend is asian?

>>74544209
Caucasian, yes

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>>74544221
But twinkies are yellow on the outside

My girl uses oral contraceptives but I'm still kinda afraid to but in her. She's had diarrhea a lot the last few weeks and I'm afraid the pills aren't being absorbed enough.

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>>74544229

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>>74544052
>female birth control

Should I upgrade my seats? I'm kind of only going tonight to see cory schnider hate his life at the hands of the blowjobs, but theyre lower bowl seats and right in the corner with the blind spot of the far end, (where schnider is at). Anyone ever done terrace seats at any arena?

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>his semen is so weak that birth control pills work

>>74544390
birth control pills in NA are more than just pez candies

one day modern medicine will reach your native soil

>>74544447
>this is how american makes excuses for his weak and bleak semen
i bet it's like water

>>74544456
shut the fuck up faggot I'll slit your throats neck

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>he doesn't raw dog it every night

>>74544659
Now I gotta listen to this song

>>74543208
>lcbo bags
so many things happening here

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You are walking in the park listening to some moron on the radio rant about hockey. This guy comes up and slaps your dog's ass, what do you do?

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>>74544353
if you can yes. also, please post pictures, ok? wi;; you do this for me?

>>74544793
that was weird, even for you

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post yfw matthews gets 4pts tonight

>>74544618
I'd usually hate this on its face, but it's memeing my team

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>>74544973

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>>74544618
http://rockmanhalo.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>74544946
post pictures from the game

>>74545084
what's pate

>>74545252
Nickname

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>>74545336
gotcha. my cats hate the pate version of cat food, gotta get the chunk kind

>>74545368
looks delicious

>>74545405
top kek

>>74545463
does top kek make cat food? or is this top kek?

>>74545481
>be greece(bankrupt)
>see picture of catfood
>respond with 'looks delicious'
were you not trying to make a joke?

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>>74545148
Oh I know where it came from

>>74545609
I'm just letting everyone know that the blow jackets autist is a furry that goes on deviant art

>>74545549
newbie, please return to reddit

>Doughty is playing on the first line now
Sutter pls

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>>74545645
>implying everyone isn't a furry that goes on deviant art

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>Hossa and Marleau reached 500 goals
>Crysby and Ovi reached 1000 points
>Jumbo reached 1000 assists

What big milestone will happen this year next?

>>74545816
why don't the fans like him?

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>>74543831
I just noticed that they shined the goal light on him.

Fuck dedmonton and oilcucks, but that's pretty decent bantz.

Detroit vs. Toronto this season:
>2 - 1 (preseason)
>5 - 4 (OT)
>0 - 4

Detroit vs. Boston this season:
>5 - 1 (preseason)
>1 - 2 (OT, preseason)
>0 - 1
>6 - 5 (SO)
>3 - 4 (OT)

Which game should I watch?
Is sadness confirmed?
What is life?

>>74546353
pls cheer up friend. whenever you feel sad remember you are not finn

>>74546027
Greece, I like you but get a new joke please.

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>>74546403
Just noticed that they will play Colorado at 7 pm (swedish time) next saturday. I'm happy now :)

Thank you, min vän. But if you don't mind I'll remember that I'm not a dane instead :)

puck drop in 4 hours! get excite boys!

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>>74546548

>>74545921
I feel bad for Thornton, he is probably never going to win the cup and didn't even get included in top 100 players
He definitely would if he won the cup with Sharks

>>74546584
Why do you think the sharks have never won a cup? Because he's a fucking no show come playoff time.

>>74545816
Forward line?

>>74546703
Yea, playing with Kopitar and Gaborik.

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>I broke my 15 game winning streak in NHL '96
>now I lost two games in a row

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>>74546739
Are you being serious? I can't tell.

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>>74546535

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Nolan Patrick is the kind of guy you want on your team. A natural leader, a guy that leads by example. The kind of guy that carries his own bag and gives the equipment guys christmas gifts. The kid puts up numbers but let me tell you hes got grit too. The make em tough up there in Winnipeg. He brings size, skill, and speed to the table. I know whatever team he goes to is going to be very happy. He is a changed man too. There used to be questions about his behavior after he raped and murdered a girl in 2014. But after talking to the kid I know he isn't that guy anymore, he is a real professional now.

>>74546820
https://lakingsinsider.com/2017/03/06/march-6-practice-notes-doughty-enjoys-playing-forward/

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>>74546739
Wat

I know he's played wing a few times mid game but WTF

Reminder that Laine will win the calder, further cementing the fact that Calder winner and Finns are busts

You guys are fucking idiots

>>74546848
do you mean Patrick Nolan?

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>tfw i like the wongs and im glad they are no longer in >my division or >my conference

>>74546959
They are interchangeable

>>74546848
don't you mean Natrick Polan?

>Notrick Palan is going to go 2nd Overall behind Nico

Get fucked Westerners. WHL is trash

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>tfw I was leading my fantasy league all year
>tfw first place gets $100 (winner of playoffs gets $400)
>tfw other teams choked against 2nd place and gave him the lead
>tfw 2nd place is facing two bottom-tier teams the last two weeks, going to lock up the $100 that was rightfully mine
>tfw my mojo is fucked up and I'm tinkering with my team too much now

>>74547035
don't you mean Bust?

>>74547163
nobody cares

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>tfw my first post on Reddit got down voted 20 times
Lmao what a bunch of cucks

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Is Ottawa the least convincing "good" team in recent memory?

Maybe that Colorado team a few years ago?

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>>74547052
BRAVO NOLAN

>>74547232
fuck off, go get shot

>>74547163
stay calm

>>74547303
Tip tip cheerio m8

why are yuroniggers so obsessed with gambling? you fucking cucks

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>>74547315
Dropping Zajac after tonight but I had a really good team going until I started fucking it up

>>74547364
It's an ante to keep things interesting, and I'm canadian working in UK and can afford to pitch in 50 fkn dollars

>wikileaks publishes an even further investigation into the methods of spying by CIA
>apparently they can control everything
>I'm supposed to be in the mood for hockey
fuck man this shit is getting difficult to ignore

>>74547421
>Zero finns

You know the old saying

With Finns, you ____

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>game at 10pm

Damn

>>74547421
reddit

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>>74547443
>wikileaks has documents on who Bettman has selected to win the cup this year
>yfw its Nashville

>>74547583
i thought they were doing fine with attendance

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>>74547545
>Gary Jewman expects me to watch the game from 1 - 4am

>>74547644
wait 3 - 6 am, even worse

>>74547644
>>74547679
Terrible commitment to /yourteam/

Move to the west coast if you want good game times.

>>74547637
Nashville is liek the most sucessful sunbelt team
their fans are really into the game

>>74547644
>>74547679
Nice Vinny and Markov dubs

Why you watch live?

Well don't you record/watch them the day after?

I know theres some website that post the games the day after they are played.

>>74547734
>implying there's any work in Canada
>implying I can possibly immigrate to the US (even though I got my undergrad there)

>>74547752
I used to have hockeystreams when I was working in Kuwait. Then the jews took it down. If you have the website, please link

>>74547752
go away

>>74547421
>Dropping Zajac after tonight

I changed my mind, I hope you lose

>>74547644
PVR it or go to bed really early/get up really early.

WTF is wrong with Letang?

>>74547802
>No work in Canada
>in the west

Nigel they are begging for people in the oil industry. Its like Triple figure work

>>74547816
Nothing. They are resting him for Layoffs. He'll be back for the last 3 games of the season

Cap it.

>there has not been a team that has won the cup without a czech, finn, or russian since 1993
really makes you think

>>74547957
>there has not been a team that has won without a Canadian

>>74547933
Hope so. Rumors are scaring me about it being complications from blood clot thinners.

>>74547809
hes a shit fantasy player and i never shouldve picked him up.

>>74547812
Not played on the telly to begin with.

>>74547872
No everybody wants to work in desiccated, crime and drug ridden shanty towns up north in bumfuck albertama

I'm a consultant lol

>>74547816
His body is really broken

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>>74547816
He is secretly chinese. Like made out of fine china.

Get it? like he is made of porcelain

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74548020
nigger try /soc/

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>>74548014
I doubt he had another stroke. Those doctors were morons. The doctors that prescibed him those bloodthinners were the same that said Crosby didnt have the mumps

>>74547802
Not sure of the name, wasn't hockeystreams for sure, I'll look into it lad


>working in Kuwait

what kind of job brings a brit to Kuwait

so if le TANG keeps getting injured like this, how much longer does he have to play?
I would think not very long.
Perhaps 2016 is the last cup Sidney and Malkin win?

>>74548093
im canadian, worked in healthcare consulting

no jobs in canada

>>74548144


Sad! Maybe in the future there will be jobs once more aroudn here

Anyhow i think i found it, the Lazyman or even NHL_Games apps

they both have subreddits i guess you can go check 'em out

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>>74548253
thanks bruv-- I mean fella

>>74548253
lazyman is top notch
720p no natter what

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>>74548306
Anything, Anytime for a fellow canadian

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>>74548386

>>74548066
>another stroke
>another

how can a young man have a stroke? fucking anabolics

Hawks winning the cup. Discuss

>>74548742

D Y N A S T Y
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