OFFICIAL SPURS V ROCKETS GAME THREAD

Go rockets

how hte fuck is this game not nationally-televised

lol remember when ryan anderson's girlfriend hung herself with a vacuum cleaner extension cord? must suck to be such a shitty bf that your gf kills herself lmfao

>>74536280
Because of it's 8:30 EST tip-off. If it was at 8:00, TNT most definitely getting the game.

Damn, San Antonio got some big ol women

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so far so good

>>74536298
>ryan anderson
>6'10
>18 million a year
Doubt hes shitty mate

>>74536333
>They be woofing them churros down

>>74536333

its the texmex

>>74536339
and yet she still killed herself lol!

Spurs by 5

Harden is hot at the 3 tonight

Fuck the spurs

Spurs still have so much issue with inconsistent PG and rim protection.

>>74536385
Did you read the story?
She killed herself cause he was leaving her.

>>74536385

still got engaged

Damn Harden is insane from beyond the arc, c'mon DGreen hit some fucking shots you blind a hole

>Old men falling

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harden somehow got that in

also how is gasol still good?

WTF ARE YOU DOING SPUDS, PLAY SOME FUCKING DEFENSE AND TAKE THE BALL TO THE RIM, JESUS CHRIST

>>74536385
WTF is wrong with you?

spurs will have it down between 6-8 by the half an dhave the lead by the beginning of the 4th quarter

Ooh, sorry Nathan. Nearly had Whataburger for a year.

spurs need to play more aggressively, they should be able to dunk the ball whenever they want.

>>74536532

>tfw you almost get free whataburger for a year but then lose it

must be a sad feel. parker needs to sit

THANK YOU, PAU

FUCK

B3V

damn beverly's hairline has receded and he looks even more homeless now

Alright, Yvonne! $100 to HEB!

Damn these rockets are good

>>74536600
nah, spurs are just being stupid.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dekker sold the shit out of no contact

I feel like simmons always drives looking to pass now, probably bought into that black manu thing too hard

he needs to drive and look to score first imo

spurs are shook

>>74536644
yeah, with his ability he can dunk on most players.

>>74536663
This, he needs to stop shooting 3s.

>>74536660
they forgot how to play defense, man do i miss Timmy.

>tfw legit Spurs fan from SA but bet on the rockets tonight

>>74536710
i hope you lose your 5 bucks

>>74536710

wew

not a great set up

NIGGA DAT WAS KAWAII

>>74536759
Is he
Dare I say it
Unguardable???

this rockets team really isn't shit, they had 39 in the first and only 8 so far in the second. if they aren't shooting lights out on the meme they fucking suck

spurs will booty blast them easily in the playoffs

>>74536768
hopefully, senpai, hopefully

>>74536768

>if they aren't shooting light out

but they usually do

>>74536788
they can get gassed if you actually make them play hard.

Aldridge needs to step his game up, he's practically nonexistent most of the time.

is the Spurs Coyote the best mascot. or is he the best mascot?

That fucking Kawhi shot lmao

>>74536826
he's stepping it up compared to the last few games but yeah he really needs to step it up.

I think danny green needs to be/will be the primary defender on harden in the 2nd half. for some reason kawhi sucks ass defending harden, danny green actually does an above-average job. I really don't get the hate danny green gets desu. I automatically know a spurs fan is a casual retard if they hate on danny green because his shooting's regressed largely due to the spacing getting changed up the last two years. his defense is absurdly underrated and is crucial to our success

>>74536826
Yes, last year in the playoffs when he was shitting on the thunder was ideal.

>>74536848
Kawhaii isnt guarding harden senpai

>>74536826
he just takes way too many plays off

also way too many time he is the last guy up the floor

lazy piece of shit

fuck i love manu

crap

>>74536871
This applies to his rebounding too. Ive seen a bunch of offensive boards in his area and he doesnt even move.

They probably are going to rescind that "offensive foul" that they called on Lee.

>>74536869
yeah you're right lmao I'm a dumbass. I don't like how they were switching aldridge on harden early, absolutely retarded LMA can't guard guards much less elite scorers like harden

>just as I sing danny green's praises he steals the ball from harden

>>74536881
he voluntarily sits at the end of the bench too, which is weird for a player that should be in a vocal leadership role where the other teammates can see and talk to him.

>>74536881
yea and you'll rarely see him dive for a loose ball as well

very frustrating to watch

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>>74536531
step 1: complete

Danny and Aldridge need to get locked in the gym. They aren't hitting their jump shots.

Damn, Spurs got an elite wheelchair team too? Can't stop winning

>>74536903
Ya thats pretty weird

>>74536893
Yep

>>74536907
Yep, hes got no heart.

Its such a shame cause he could be great if he wanted to be. It pisses me off when he dropped 40+ in the playoffs last year cause im thinking mother fucker why cant you play that hard every night.

Is Harden, dare I say it, shook?

>>74536893
Danny green is only good for Defense now, 3pt 0-4

these guys on the floor right now skipped leg day like a mug

>>74536919
yup. I don't get why he doesn't get many rebounds. I don't get why he's so fat if he 1) doesn't get rebounds or even try getting them and 2) shoots a disproportionately high amount of jumpers (and fade away jumpers..) for a big man..

>>74536916
Adam Silver is that you?

>>74536949
i've seen him make Timmy-like plays where he'll get low and swing to the bucket, but most of the time he shoots those dumbass jumpers.

if he modeled himself after Timmy's fundamentals, he'd be unstoppable.

Leave Aldridge alone pls

>>74536963
I lol when they talk about LMA having tim duncan posters on his wall when he was a kid, mfer didn't learn a thing from him lmao

>>74536604
Check the dubs, churro muncher

>>74537010
kys, autist

Who actually San Antonio here? Y'all niggas excited for the expansion of the river walk? The San Pedro creek

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>>74537022

>>74537022

checked

>>74537032
Here, migga.

harden is on it early

>>74537032
so what is it, just making the shit creek longer?

also, wtf is with Harden and

the guard big switch is retarded

I'm so fucking tired of tony parker

>>74537065
*and all the threes he's making

and 1

Kawhi's midrange is so fucking wet

kawhi needs to be the ONLY spur allowed to shoot

>>74537090
lol, yeah in the starting lineup that is.

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3ZA

thankfully we won't see Houston in the first round of the playoffs..

The hell harden

PARK333R

Oh shit we have a game now boys

PARKER!!!

TRES BEIN, MUHFUGGA

Damn I went to wash my dish and the spurs are behind 2 wtf happened they had 54

I need a webm of d'antoni snatching that fly or moth or whatever out of the air

>PARK3R

LETS GO SPURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

these spurs announcers are the most annoying dicksuckers ive ever heard

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

>>74537197
bruh, they're some of the most unbiased commentators in the game. they tell it like it is.

>>74537197
this run started when kawhi started defending harden btw

and I don't think there's anybody worse than clyde desu. I'd take tommy heihnsohn over him

>>74537197
they're pretty bad yeah but the rockets announcers are even worse

this game should've been on TNT

Is the song saying "I'm a man in a woman's body??"

thank you based Pop for finally putting Kawaii on Har_en

airball

Ok im getting pissed at aldridge again

vintage Tony

>>74537197
They are like the least biased, they actually acknowledge the other team unlike most other upper level teams

crap

ROCKETSSSSSSS
SHOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKK

lee is always in the right spot

good shit

>KAWHI PUT ON HARDEN SECOND HALF
>SPURS CATCH UP AND ARE WINNING

._. fug

>>74537277
i mean i just hate their voices

FUCK YEAH, THIS LINEUP IS GETTING IT DONE ---- sans Aldridge

>>74537032
Spurs are killing it.
I only go to the market place. I sometimes eat at salt grass at the river walk

Imagine if the Spurs got this Tony Parker every night

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>Kawaii padding the assist stats to round out his mvp quest
Not even mad

>>74537296
he has to conserve his energy for the playoffs now that he's kind of older.

>>74537296
he could potentially have a good series against the rockets with the way they don't play defense

>>74537299
I really, really, really like this image

>>74537299
Hes got 18 nigger hes not even padding lee is just open

pls make your free throws nene

Gasols a pussy, he had harden on him and didnt back him down

Pop was just playing around with D'Antoni in the first half.

>>74537295
Nigga the only time I go to the riverwalk:
1. Senpai visiting from out of town
2. Fiesta SA
3. Someone is throwing a bday/bachelor/equivalent somewhere down there
>tourist trap

I think they can't start dedmon against the rockets

maybe move pau back into the starting 5 or maybe lee

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>>74537342

test

based harden

>>74537383
david lee is doing what aldridge should've been doing.

>>74537315
Don't even try it faggot. That's my limited edition Spurs Pepe

>>74537392
Yes
Lee looks like he has great potential
>>74537397
Set up a trade to make it fair

how fouls does Har_en have now?

harden slapped kawhi's hand

fucking faggot

>>74537421

2

>>74537434
damn, i was hoping for at least 3

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Someone needs to stop Mills from fightin these roos

>harden chimping the fuck out

lmao

>>74537448
if that was bogut he'd have broken his fist kek

>>74537421
this harden plays no defense maymay needs to die.
Hes playing average defense and doesn't get as lost on d as last year

>>74537408
Got any mavs sad/suicidal pepes? Any mark cuban one would be fine as well

G'DAY MATE

go gordon

>>74537453
Bro your stream is behind

>>74537491
Wasnt me that stole it bruv.
Just brokering the deal.

can't believe Pau's 7 foot ass is missing layups.

>>74537532
How the fuck is spurs gonna fuck this up. wtf

way to take the charge bev

Fuck whose worse Gasol or Aldridge

>>74537570
Gasol cannot into rotational defense

>>74537570
Pau was doing well earlier.

>>74537570
Gasol
>2 layups

>>74537586
He cant make anything atm plus he is nbeing guarded by small frys and is afraid to bully them in the post.

Put Lee back in!

>>74537592
>3/12

go lou

harden's not even in the game and we're down, wtf

>kawhi draws a double
>throws it to aldridge right under the basket
>he throws it back out

this fucking guy man...

>>74537632
does Pop not see these things??

DAT NIGGA KAWAII

he put the team on his back tho

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>>74537629
>we're
>>74537660
>Its all going according to plan

>ignoring kawhi
why?

If the Spurs don't win the championship this year, Ginobili's retirement/waiving cap hold on him and Patty, in addition to Pau opting out, would free up money for 1 max contract player. Would you take it?

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>people honestly think Harden should be the MVP
>literally runs away on defense from someone who is probably the actual MVP

>>74537700
>even thinking of losing Patty

gtfo

GORODN

>>74537700
I want ginobili to play forever.

>>74537713

well then he goes and hits a clutch 3

still awful on defense

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3

>>74537722
me too, but even MJ couldn't play forever.

>>74537700
if they could get a good pg back yeah

but I don't think pau will be opting out

harden doesn't do the stupid little stirring motion anymore after making shots?

>>74537735

He probably could have. He just got bored and tired of dealing with the bulls' shit

>sending leonard to the FT line unironically

kawaii putting the team on his back tho..

>>74537777

DAT'S KAWHI

KAWAII MAKING ME WANT TO PLEASURE HIM

>>74537735
MJ still wants to play basketball
I'd give pau up for Aaron banes

>kawhi literally putting the team on his back defensively , offensively, cutely

uguuuuuu~

>>74537795
..Baynes was already on the Spuds but he wasn't that great.

To me Kawhi plays like his brain is on 200%. Always a bit out of control, spontaneous moves but always manages to score. I legit think he takes some addy before games

>>74537798
this

lowkey one of the cutest players in the league desu . this is the episode of the spurs anime where parker grows to fully respect kawhi and they become friends

>>74537808
Kawaii is not a degenerate. Good day sir.

>>74537816
how were they not BFFs already?

doesn't tony think kawaii's girl is cute?

Hahaha French faggot got blocked

where the hell has Dedmon been all game??

TONY PARKER LMAO RETIRE OLD MAN

Thank you gordon

i'm going to have a heart attack and it's not even the playoffs

>>74537836
fuck off, fag

Le free throw man

wtf are they reviewing hurry up

>>74537864
d'antoni told the refs they need a breather

OH SHIT KAWHI

FUCK MY BITCH

OH SHIT
OH SHIT

LEONARD

THE ELITE

HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT THAT SEQUENCE

KAWHI IS A FUCKING GOD

har_en choking at the end of the game
>LEL

ok kawaii i'm impressed

this spurs announcer is losing his shit

CLAW
L
A
W

ELITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KAWHI

JOIN MY PIRATE CREW

damn it

KAWHI FOR MVP

HOLY FUCK

WEW

HARDEN BTFO

THE THREE

THE BLOCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

KAWAII HAS TRANSCENDED OUT REALITY

HE IS A GOD

/nba/, your /nba/ MVP

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

missed clear foul nene

KAWHI JUST TOOK THE MVP FROM HARDEN ON THAT PLAY

FUCKING SHIT MY STREAM DIED AND I MISSED THI SPLAY LIVE

Wew Kawhi is a bad man

Is Kawhi Leonard elite?

im shook

KAWAII JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN 2 ON THESE NIGGAS

Kawhi I sure love you

Isn't the 4times he do THAT in the money money MONEY time

KAWHI THE LEGEND HE WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE BEST SPURS IN NBA HISTORY

should have had capela out there instead of nene in the last few seconds

>>74537910

honestly he may have

he absolutely should be in the conversation, he's only averaging a bit less than harden/westbrook on offense, while being probably the best defensive player in the league

Kawaii.. dude.. so amazing.

the walk up three.. the block.. the clutch free throws..

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

D'ANTONI BTFO HAHAHAHAHA

WHY DIDN'T THEY FOUL

KEEPAWAY NIGGA

FUCKING PATHETIC RIGGED REFS

BASED POP

BASED KAWAII

BASED SPURS

GOO SPURSSS GOOOOOOOO

DAN TONY FUCKING FURIOUS

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>74537937
The pressure cant get to him cause he has such lowkey enotions.

AHAHAHHA COCKSHITS FUCK OFF

LOL they wanted to foul LMA so he could botch the FT and get another chance to tie or win

>>74537807
He'd be a hell of a lot better than pau

who gives a fuck the spuds are getting thrashed in the playoffs

>>74537988
>SEETHING

>>74537988
LOL salty ass Cockshits fan

chucking up memes don't work against real teams

>>74537988
>drop 35 in the 1st quarter
>lose

Lmao

>>74537995
SKEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUPPP

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>>74537988
>He soooo mad

does anyone have the webm version of Kawaii's three and block that's all over twitter?

REMINDER THAT THE ROCKETS HAVE HAD LITERALLY ZERO NBA SUCCESS IN OVER 20 YEARS

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>>74538111
Dem trips

https://streamable.com/4an81

>>74538096
https://streamable.com/4an81
Enjoy senpai