Did he activate it? is Barcelona really going to beat PSG?

Who was he calling? God?

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>>74533828

>>74533815
>the call that saved barcelona

>>74533815
The call that saved /sp/

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>>74533842
>>74533815

hello?

>>74533815
>implying Celta de Vigo is PSG Tier

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>>74533815
>the call that saved the uefa champions league

there is no doubt we'll knock psg out. easily 6-0, maybe even worse, 8-0 probably.
then we'll get napoli in quarters and get a free pass to semifinals

If Barcelona somehow advance, is Messi finally GOAT?

>>74533828
he ain't calling, he's saying "call me, hurry up, call me"

probably about his contract with barcelona, he's saying "hurry up or I leave"

QUICK RUNDOWN

>>74533995
Hi marca

>>74533815
Quick rundown?

>>74533985
Messi is already the goat. Everything from now on is bonus.

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>>74534174
>>74534138

>Uefalona bows to Messi
>In contact with FIFA presidents and higher-ups
>possesses maradonna-like abilities
>controls La Liga with an iron but fair fist
>owns tax havens & secret bank accounts globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient catalan bloodline
>will bankroll the first football teams on mars
>owns 99% of all offside goals in la liga
>is said to have an iq of 215+

>>74533965
>we

>>74533949
>>74533842
where can i get bogpilled

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>barcelona scores 4 and manage to keep psg out of their net
>game goe to benuldies
>messi misses his benuldi

>>74533965

>We'll
>Romania

Lol

>>74533965
>we
where from mes que un club are you lad?

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>>74533842
I have been browsing /sp/ for a solid 3 years, and I still don't understand this meme.

>>74533815
Can I get a basic gestalt on this guy?

>>74534426

No worries, I'll give you a quick rundown:

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>74534438
bullshit

>>74534426
It's a retarded /pol/ meme

>>74534458
you too will receive the call

>>74534438

wtf am i reading, do people really believe this?

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>>74534467
>/pol/

>>74534467
That's even more retarded when you are french

>>74533815
>>74533985
>Di Maria and Rabiot out
Doesn't mean shit if they turn it around. If Ben Arfa plays, UEFAlona are already through.

>>74533815
>put 30 euro on barca qualifying at 11.00

I'm poor as fuck, this is my rent

>>74534426
>3 years

Holy fuck you're newer than new fags.

Don't expect to have the ability to naturally understand any /sp/ meme until you are here for at least 6 years.

Been here since based 2009.

>>74534723
>Muh old fag years

Kys faggot

>>74534467
Idk I still believe trump is John Titor and I'm retarded

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>>74534591
>Barca has been in motivating form ever since the defeat against PSG
>They have shown a fighting spirit in recent matches with Messi being at his best again
>The most recent match ended 5-0 against Celta Vigo on Camp Nou
>Busquets and Rakitic looks reinvented
>They have been improving with a 3-4-3 formation that provides a more compact midfield which they lacked in the 4-0 defeat against PSG
>the whole team looks reinvented ever since Lucho's confirmed depature at the end of the season
>Vital players such as Di Maria and Rabiot will not play in the second leg according to reports
>PSG's most recent match ended 1-0 against Nancy who's 1 point above relegation zone
>Barca has won every CHL match on Camp Nou this season beating Man-City 4-0, Mönchengladbach 4-0 and Celtic 7-0

is it worth betting on?
I wanna do it for the bantz

>>74535095
do it ni99a

>>74535095
Mate pls do, I don't want to be alone mr Laudrup.

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>>74535181
you have my word, Mario.

>Barcelona odds to progress to next stage 13/2 despite 4 goal margin.
>Arsenal to progress to next stage with a 4 goal margin plus away goal; 40/1

30/1 Barca to make the final, do I put a cheeky bet on it lads?

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TFW PSG go through to the next round after a 5-1 defeat

>>74535463
Barcelona has been very inconsistent this season. If it weren't for Messi, they would unironically be in 4th place right now.
Despite the 4-0 defeat against PSG, Barca has been doing pretty well in CHL.

tl;dr
if you don't have any financial issues, why not.

>>74535095
Barca is the one club you can count on to rape any team on the planet in big games at home by scorelines of 3-0 and more.

>>74535564
idk m8, for clubs like barca the cl doesnt really get though till their out of the groups and theyve already lost twice in embarrassing fashion

>>74535613
Like I said, they've been very inconsistent.
They go from playing like treble winners in one match and then suddenly play like lost puppies who can't find their mother in the next match.

The team has been in a mess this season, and it's hard to point out where they stand.
Poor management and players who underperform has been a big issue.

Football in itself is inconsistent, which makes analysts look like a joke.

I'm confident that Barca is gonna win, but going through is another thing.

If it were to happen... Barca would need to play their best, while PSG would have to play their worst. Camp Nou would have to light up like never before, and the players would have to fight like their lives depended on it.

tl;dr:
meme magic is real

>>74534723
2010 here.
Where does the time go, holy shit. I still remember that 16 year old edgy me lurking in rekt threads on /b/.

>>74533842
Messi has been redpilled

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>>74533815
No.

>>74533842
>the call that saved Barcelona

>>74534202
>Argentina won more with Riquelme than with Messi

>>74536082
>can't even Score against Toulouse
They're gonna slip

>>74536127
>he doesn't know Ligue 1 teams love to park the bus

>>74535095
it will be the 2015 Bayern all over again.
Screen cap this

>>74536288
So PSG are gonna score 2 in the first 30?

>>74534426
>browsing wrong board

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>>74534723
>>74536025
>you will never again be In 09' treating 4chan as your secret edgy club

>first half
>Barcelona scores 2 with massive offenses
>get hype
>Draxler scores a cheeky goal at 45+1

Barça 3-1 PSG final score, screencap this

>>74534483
You will be contacted soon enough

>>74534490
kek are (((they))) famous in frogland?

>>74539325
Not superstars but yeah they are