Beautician Edition
Finland
>>74531266
nice ho-sang numerals
Oil cucks truly are retarded. I thought it was just a meme before but my eyes have been opened.
who can stop us?
protip: nobody
Loss=L=50=50 Shades of Grey=Grey=Alien=Reddit
Discuss
>>74531400
How do you get 50 from L
>>74531400
Alien=Laine
Win=W=Double U=Dubs=4chan
Check 'em
>>74531412
L is the Roman numeral for 50 you uneducated swine
>>74531342
A playmaker has more assists than goals
OK now that that's settled would most of Maroon or Draisaitls goals have occured if McDavid hadn't of generated the play? All of his very own goals are unassisted by forcing a turnover and using his speed to expose defensive coverages. When he's contested in a zone entry he utilizes his passing skill to keep the play going which essentially is as valuable as the goal being scored, if it is.
Hawks penguins Stan lee confirmed
>people rate Crosby above Ovie because Crosby makes everyone around him better
>now that McDavid is doing the same thing, assists are apparently irrelevant to point totals
wew lad
lmao ondrej pavelec's career in the NHL is done
>>74531416
>>74531456
Crosby makes everyone around him better by scoring
Mcdavid makes everyone around him better because he makes a pass that gets passed again
>>74531456
one of those teams win more than the other though
>>74531462
Look at his head. He's clearly shapeshifting.
>>74531420
Or should I say "Double (You)"
https://youtu.be/tc3zWgPlda8
Jets have a good chance for ploffs if they go 12-4.
T-they can d-do it
>>74531397
FBI for rigging the draft. McNugget is headed to Vegas bud.
>>74531510
funny how it stops before he doesn't score
>>74531510
nice sui pass
Leave the Calder to me
>>74531456
No people rate Crosby above Ovechkin because all he does is win. At every level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e58gFUU1lyI
#throwbackthursday
good memeries
>>74531390
>3 games, 0 goals, 0 assists, -3
>islels start a losing streak
Is ho sang unironically the biggest bust in decades.
>>74531576
it's Monday Pekke
McDavid
>didn't win the Calder
>can't win he goal title
>won't win the points title
Fucking bust of the century
>>74531576
say my name
>>74531212
Which team is getting swept in the playoffs this season?
I say Blues or LA depending on who makes it vs Minnesota.
>>74531610
>poopon pottahews
>>74531585
I'm sure Mark Messier will help his empty trophy case with a Mark Messier award presented by Mark Messier at some point in his career. That will probably be the only award he ever gets.
>>74531610
>sens logo clear for all to see
master fucking ruseman
>>74531610
>blows his load first game
peaked buster
>>74531623
kid lights lamp
It's always darkest before Don
>>74531610
God
>>74531623
But he has 31 goals. How did he peak?
>>74531679
>>74531679
whiteboy
>>74531677
can't even into hattricks anymore
Vegas signed it's first player today. It is Magic The Gathering pro Reid Duke.
Are they even going to win a game next season??
>>74531717
>Are they even going to win a game next season??
The real question is whether they will lose any game next season. They're going to be the first team that wins stan lee cup without losing a single game.
why did we use the earlyfag thread?
I'm going to suihku.
>>74531803
I didn't want to :(
>>74531803
take a lap lifer
If Ovechkin sucks like this until he retires in 4 years he'll have 650 goals putting him in 14th place all time. Of course he'll probably do better than that but I hope he wins the cup this year so we can all go back to seeing him put up 50 every year and start trying
>>74531717
>Knights sign Duke from Kings
>>74531832
Enjoy.
>Reid Duke
Wow, excellent move Vegas. I'll bet a ton of teams were Duking it out for his services!
>>74531961
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>74531717
>tfw not sponsored by LV Knights
Why did I even bother mastering card games?
>>74531961
dum carlos poster
>>74531887
>>74531898
Why i dont see (you's)?
t. >>74531832
Hey Finlan are vampires common in your country? Do you live in fear of them? I imagine every family has a wooden stake above their fireplace.
>>74531468
>playmaker gets assist
>IT DOESN'T COUNT, ACCORDING TO MY RANDOM CRITERIA
>>74531470
>takes the team from 2nd last in the league to the playoffs in one season
>HE'S NOT A WINNER
>>74531558
>barely played a season and a half
>HE DOESN'T WIN AS MUCH AS CROSBY
I'm LMAOing at your lives.
>>74532107
no but im scared of mörkös
>>74532108
Crosby took his team to the SCF 3 years after he was drafted, and won the Cup the following year.
McDavid's 3rd year is going to be next year, and he's not close to accomplishing even the former.
>>74532186
obviously the coilers havent drafted their third first line C :^)
>>74532186
>talking about Crosby's accomplishments in years 3 and 4
>McDavid is in year 2 and his team is about to make the playoffs
I wish I could see the future, it must make things so much easier.
>buffalel
>>74532186
Could happen.
Pulju is with the oilers then.
>>74532255
No, I can't see the future, but can make a projection based on style of play. I don't see McDavid's style of play translating well to the playoffs.
I think the Oilers will go with a top heavy lineup and put Draisaitl on his line, they will get neutralized and the rest of the Oilers lineup will get feasted on.
What did he mean by this?
>>74532108
Oh jeez maybe we should fucking wait then before we crown him the next Gretzky you fucking autist. I'm not saying McDavid isnt going to be the best but right now he isn't. Fucking get over it.
>>74532363
Laffs fans, this is Exhibit A of why the rest of the league hates you and >your team. Fucking delusional, the lot of you.
>S-stamkos wants to play here!
>T-tavares wants to play here!
>E-everybody wants to play here!
>fucking FILPPULA didn't even want to play there
>>74532394
Best point producer? Yes.
Best player overall? Not at all.
t. Oilers fans
>>74532431
at least they're staying true to their values and they love a shitskin
>>74532394
Show me where I said he was the best right now, pussy lips. This whole thing started because you retards claimed assists don't count when McDavid gets them.
>>74532460
That's not what I'm arguing about.
>>74532460
>pussy lips
are all mcautism fags 13 years old?
>>74532477
Then we have no reason to be arguing, because I never claimed he was the best. I simply said Crosby makes his teammates better, and so does McDavid.
>>74532363
What did he say that's incorrect?
Matthews is better than McDavid.
To settle the debate goals are the only thin that matters assists are for pussies and any jerk off can get them, with that said mcdavid is better than crosby because he doesn't have a Malkin and he isn't a cunt
>>74532450
Yea fuck drumof
Which one would you rather have in your team?
A Rookie year Selänne or prime gretzky?
I think id take selänne, its close though
Post the best player on /yourteam/
>>74532431
Matthews is better than McDavid, obviously that trade wouldn't be made by the Leafs due to that, and wouldn't be made by the Oilcucks because they're retarded.
Which is worse, /r/hockey or hfboards?
>>74532494
>>74532528
>Laffs fags actually believe this
wewest of lads, lads
>>74532460
>defending a shit-tier meme who will never win shit
>on a taiwanese horseshoe collector's forum
Are Oilcucks the most autistic fanbase?
>>74532538
Hfboards AINEC
The amount of false flagging on this board is quite high
>>74532142
>mörkö
It looks like grimace
>>74532572
>You have 5 McDavids
>The other team is 5 Matthews
Who wins?
Spoiler. Matthews do, you cant score with all secondary assists.
Matthews is better
>>74532572
Matthews can actually score goals and isn't a little bitch who has a weaker shot than my kid brother.
>>74532614
Thanks, keep the yous coming
>>74532593
>tfw took my trip off and rustled a bunch of the retards from my fanbase and they have no idea
lol
Why are Oilfags so desperate for attention bros?
>>74532633
>>74532602
>have as many assists as Memethews has points
>have 22 goals on top of that
If McDavid had like 10 goals, I might be more inclined to take what you say seriously. As it is, get the fuck outta my shit, and take your 2nd rate spic center with you.
>>74532594
https://youtu.be/j6T7tndOdgc
Here's mörkö
>>74532711
a decade of failure makes you do things that others may find desperate
>>74532711
Nice Big Gulp dubs
>>74532711
they live in edmonton. holy shit that must be depressing af.
>>74532723
https://youtu.be/9PwxUoXmgpc
Here's the real one
>>74532772
if you think that's bad, imagine being a mild fag
>>74532711
7 years worth of ruining prospects and being literally the worst team in the league by a country mile does terrible things to your spirit
>>74532711
massive inferiority complex from living in a third world tier dump
Best goalie masks, ever?
>implying the leafs and jets aren't going to meet in the SCF 5 years in a row starting in 2019
>>74532719
>all these excuses
Goals matter, assists are for babbies like McMeme who need excuses made for them.
>>74532793
helm*
>>74532793
arturs irbe
>>74532813
Keep telling yourself that when the Laffs miss the playoffs and the Oilers make it.
>>74532811
>Leafs and Jets
You mean Leafs and Golden Knights.
>>74532793
>>74532784
Minnesota is way better than Edmonton
Minnesota is comfy af from when I went there for some tournaments. I have family in Edmonton and every time I go there, good luck finding anything to do if you want to go out at night.
>>74532813
Have to agree. At least Crosby, formerly known as Secondary Sid, has shown the ability to score some goals while McGaykid just racks up them useless assists and that's it.
>>74532857
nobody cares about your blog fag
>>74532831
Matthews is doing much more in respect to McMeme did his rookie season
Taking the laffs to the 8th seed.
McChickenshit meanwhile rallied the troops to the 4th overall pick. Maybe the 3rd worst team in hockey if I recall.
Matthews is really doing more with less and has completely exceeded all expectations already
>>74532863
Crosby also plays in the dirty ice and isn't just a one trick le skate up to the crease fast man.
>>74532884
you type like autism
>>74532884
>Taking the laffs to the 8th seed
what did he mean by this?
>>74532831
Matthews is contributing far more to his team in his post-draft year than Mcmeme did, if I recall correctly McMeme "Led" his team to drafting the bust known as Poopinajarvi
>>74532884
>Leading the Oilers to Pulju or matthews leading leafs to a playoff bubble team
Dunno about you, but In my opinion mcdavid is the true leader here
>>74532901
all I know is one time someone asked me if I'm the guy obsessed with calling mcmeme mcchickenshit and I now see how retarded this faggot is and I"m insulted
>>74532919
>>74532884
Cool story. Have fun watching Matthews in the world championship while McDavid is in the playoffs.
If Connor Sheary didn't get injured, he'd still be on pace for a 70 point season (as of now he's on pace for a 50 point season). Who's the Crosbabby now?
>>74532997
he's the perfect crosbabby. fast like dupuis but actually has hands
What happened to sean?
>>74532997
also you spelled his name wrong. don't do that.
>>74533063
Fuck off Sean, no one cares about your alcoholic ass.
>>74533063
>deepak
>>74532994
It's 03.04.2017 and Oiler fans are chirping about their playoff spot
>>74532142
Hattifatteners shat me up more as a child.
>>74533063
Forgotten about. Abandoned. Left his home seeking new shelter, his home moved on.
Last I heard I think he's taken refuge in the cancer that is /nfl/ where he gets to compete with a bunch of tripcucks all trying to become the new Lexplorer
>laffs
>>74533117
you smell new
>>74533020
Loved Dupuis but only once did he come close to this kind of production. A Sheary-Sid-Guentzel line is going to be a nightmare for opposing teams this playoffs.
Also, meanwhile Daniel Sprong leads the QMJHL with 1.72 PPG. With the core locked up for years and a steady stream of young talent in the pipeline, Pens should be nothing but dominant for at least the next 5 years while other metro teams will soon face salary cap hell.
Is the first vegas player, Reid Duke, a bust?
>>74533130
If you only knew lad
>>74533200
sean has always used multiple trips and he's always been a blowhard in football threads. he's a pats bandwagon. one of his other trips was behind enemy lines
D U K E B O I S
V G K
>>74533187
better than pulju
>>74533225
Ok and that deviated from my post somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipKYAfxbY3o
What did he mean by this?
Who would win in this 2 v 2 fight?
>>74533273
yes thanks for understanding. checkem
>>74533354
>>74533289
>That aryan jawline vs a demented tablecloth and his sidekick
Easy call
>>74533289
Don would beat the rest of them to a bloody pulp.
>>74533382
Don has good ol ontariyah boy strength would easily win
>>74533289
don and pulju would be a close fight but i think mclean could just pound that poor little boy with no contest
so coachs corner wins
>>74533443
What is the purpose of Lou's idea? Just do W-L at that point.
Can a gm negotiate a player contract during their time?
Like say kopitar stays dog shit, could he be re-signed for a better price?
Pulju's sister didn't accept my instagram follow request
>>74533464
no the only options are buyouts and mutual terminations
>>74533464
Why would a player renegotiate for less money?
>>74533443
then there would never be any incentive to go for a win in the last minute of 3rd period if there is a draw
>>74533457
you still need a tiebreaker at the end if the 3rd if necessary
Lou just eliminates all these free points being generated
>>74533485
...with the second idea, I mean.
>>74533484
Build a better team.
>>74533498
W-L is literally the same thing without making people multiple by 2 for no reason though.
>>74533524
the reason is for the league records dummy
>>74533544
the loser point games and OT/SO changes already ruined comparative records though
>>74533564
let's just abandon them completely so you don't have to divide
>>74533621
but this is /hoc/ and we like math
now post math
Why can't we just have wins and losses?
>>74533621
just saying there's no logical value in having them if it's literally only one result that gives you any points
>>74533443
>it's a loser/bubble teams complain episode
Every fucking season
>>74533650
that's how the league ran for nearly a century before buttman ruined it.
we now have a chance to restore the true nature of the NHL and you want to shit all over it
>>74533504
Kek
>Yeah sure Mr. Rosenberg I'll give you less money! We'll really put together a winner! I understand that this money of mine will be used to finance my children's children and for them to have a great life and-oh look at that you signed a bottom 6 to a 4 year for 5.5 million
>>74533686
>rules deciding ways games can end are different
>"true nature"
Loser points are ass cancer.
>>74533724
good post
>>74533657
>team benefiting from loser points the most saying to remove loser points
don't see a problem here lad
>>74532015
>a screenshot of a webm
>>74531462
DELETE
hackey
heckoy
hokkei
hokey
Hi /hoc/
Just doing my yearly drop in to let you know I've renewed hocgeneral.com for another year.
Best wishes.
whakee
heckay
hawke
>>74534280
thanks based anon I started wondering about you a couple weeks ago since I figured it was soon. I still use it every time
and hawlkey
>>74534280
>>74534306
buljackey
>>74534280
thanks bud
use it everyday
hukkiy
>hoccey
Playoffs soon.
>>74534398
heckiy ploffs?
>>74534398
Fuck yeah. I wish they'd start now
>>74534420
>rags
>>74534456
>rags
>>74534392
post the one of lundpads tipping the net off during a breakaway. he is such faggot and should never win a ring.
>>74534481
Fuck I meant to quote
>>74534420
>>74534481
>>74534491
both me anyway
>>74534504
>>74534420
>rags
>>74534514
>>74534527
what a series this was
>>74534420
Real talk, is there any """""""elite"""""" goalie that gets BTFO as much as lundpads does? He's a huge fraud
>>74534280
based af
Do any pro hokkii players browse /hoc/?
>>74534548
I don't know how he sleeps at night
>>74534548
>lundshit
>ragsqvist
>>74532255
>playoffs = SCF
>Jesse "Kasperi Kapanen v2.0" Poopinjärvi
did you know that Poopinjärvi means "shit in lake"?
>>74534607
>padqvist
>>74534607
This finland bullshit needs to stop.
Sweden youre a cool guy, dont go to /hoc/ tomorrow
>>74534630
>mad
>at bulju
>>74534668
Faggot can't even eat with his mouth closed.
Why are finns such uncouth and slovenly individuals?
You guys know Dallas is winning the cup next year right?
>>74534668
Post the fucking webm or atleast the gif you dirty faggot.
>>74534692
relax nigga
>>74534711
>le trade entire defense and only keep 4th forwards will win the cup
offense wins championships?
>>74534716
>losing 6-0
>to america
>dancing
Why are finns such homosexuals?
>>74534713
I have the gif but I'm not posting it because you didn't say please
>>74534731
y u mad
>>74534734
FU KING DO IT NOW
IM NOT FUCKING AROUND
>>74534772
we're friends now haha tricked you now be nice to me
>>74534783
Is he more known for eating pizza than being good at hokkei?
>>74534799
'no'
>>74534808
>Golden Generation
>Consists of 3 busts and Aho
friendly reminder
ahobabbies
>>74534818
it's not our fault they sucked here
>>74534814
>>74534818
Why is Dan such a manlet?
>>74534831
>Injured his first season
>Can only score empty nets
>Not a bust
>>74534818
>be Dan
>move to LA for exciting new gig
>wife divorces him because of it and loses children
>come back to Canada anyways after failed LA gig
>manlet
Was it worth it Dan
>>74534837
jay is a fucking giant
>>74534861
They should have never left
>>74534808
>bustolevi in the background
they could've had sergachev
>>74534864
6 foot 6 is average. Anyone under 6'3 should kill themselves
>>74534808
That Finnish team looking back was pretty fucking good.
>>74534881
6'4" here, phew
too bad i'm a lanklet with a tiny benis
>>74534881
o-ok
Avs fan here, give me one reason not to an hero
Hard mode: can't use "legal marijuana"
>>74534984
Nolan Patrick :^)
>>74534984
You'll get the 1st overall pi-
>it's Nolan Patrick
>>74534984
Hold onto hope anon.
Once Avs acquire Nolan Goatrick and sell off Mack and landes for some quality D >>74534998
the Avs will be contenders again
>>74534998
you mean Patrick Nolan?
>>74535043
>Patrick Nolan
???
>>74535070
yeah
this kid
>>74534280
Thank you, you're a good one.
I use it all the time
Folin isn't dead. Out at least 3 weeks though.
>>74535096
För Sverige i tiden
>>74535096
My bitch on the right
>>74535107
?????
>>74534831
>wheels in his hockey bag
>cuts his own hair
You can't make this up, lmao
>>74535191
we've known for a long time
>>74535191
that black girl is hot
>>74535219
Has a black person ever stepped foot in Greece ever?
>>74535247
greeks aren't white
>>74535247
Do you know where Greece is? And do you know the migration paths used by many refugees in the past couple of years?
Nolan Patrick is the kind of guy you want on your team. A natural leader, a guy that leads by example. The kind of guy he carries his own bag and gives the equipment guys christmas gifts. The kid puts up numbers but let me tell you hes got grit too. The make em tough up there in Winnipeg. I know whatever team he goes to is going to be very happy. He is a changed man too. There used to be questions about his behavior after he raped and killed a girl in 2014. But after talking to the kid I know he isn't that guy anymore, he is a real professional now.
>>74534280
Doing God's work anon.
>>74535282
Yes, even though Nolan Patrick RAPED and MURDERED a girl in 2014, the scouts I've talked too are in love with this kid's game. He brings lots of intangibles to the table on top of a versatile skill set.
>>74535282
>>74535340
>The Wheat King
>Needing to rape to get in pussy
Lmao sure
>>74535340
Nice roast of Bob Saget reference
>>74534998
>>74535004
>the avs end up not even picking first but still get nolan
Bruins-Sens on RDS at 7h30
Since there's no habs game tonight i guess i'll watch that
>>74535191
When will your country wake up from it's cultural marxist slumber?
>>74531212
is sbisa still a meme?
>>74535526
No, Benning threatened to get him deported so he stopped memeing. Now is a top 10 D in the league.
>>74535382
Here we go lads
Hopefully its a meme game like i like em
GG >rags
>>74535585
>top 10 D in the league
>sbisa
no memes pls
>>74535526
>HI IS MEME YEAH LOL XDDDD
>>74535622
>NO MEME XDDDDDDDDDDD
stop posting
>Well first of all, Stevie Yzerman said, you'd have little rats with visors running around, sticking, everybody's brave and...sticking guys, high-sticking...doing anything they want!
-Don Cherry
Is the NHL not punishing Marchand to cultivate a want for goons?
>mfe Sustr on the ice
get fucked ruins
keep em coming sens
>>74535663
nhl doesnt want to discriminate against fags
GET FUCKED BOMBSTON
>>74535683
stop responding to grease
Nice start >Stors
>His team doesn't employ a Swedish defender
Klefbom and Larsson > Paul Coffey and Bobby Orr
>>74535692
stop bullying greese
>finnish goaltending
PHAGOOOF
DED BEARS IN THE WATER
I'd actually prefer for the sens to lose bsince they closer to teh habs but hey fuck the bruins
>>74535698
klefbomb and larsson are the best defensive duo in history
>Finnish goaltending
>
i see why they keep saying the bruins are unlucky, holy shit
>>74535713
This.
Sami Salo and Chris Pronger was not that good
>team goes on a hot streak when their playoff hopes have finally died
Glass playing
Clendo scratched
why not go for the hattrick and set me on fire too
>>74535684
>2 goal lead
>that fight lasted almost a minute
>Lightning PP
>>74535779
Erne was the best player to draft in the 3rd round in NHL 14, he always became a solid 85
other than that >your team is full of literally whos what happened
>>74535802
>faceoff just outside >rags zone
>puck drops and gloves come off
>Wostkowski and Glass scuffle for almost a minute
>>74535802
>what happened
stamkos and callahan INJURED
bishop, boyle, filppula TRADED
GO JETS GO
>Stars exposing the caps
How does this team have 95 points? It's a bunch of old slow guys and memers. I don't get it. Holtby babies I guess.
>>74535809
I really hoped Glass would get an instigator tbH
Why is the western conference so shit?
>>74535828
Nope, just the 5 for fighting
I would have sex with Sara Orlesky, you know what I mean
>>74535841
In english, doc
>>74535841
Can you dumb it down a little?
>>74535841
no i don't know what you mean keep going
Going to Domino's lads
What should I get on my second pizza?
Pizza#1: medium pan, Meatzza with bacon, half pineapple, half mushroom
Pizza#2: hoc
>>74535858
if you don't think Robin Hood is the GOAT disney movie your opinion is basically worthless
>>74535870
Pineapple bacon and jalapeño on second za
>>74535870
some sausages for sure
love me those pizzas
>Dumont killing Kampfer
For fuck's sake
>>74535870
Black olives and bacon nigga
>>74535826
you clearly haven't been paying any attention to the NHL lately
>>74535870
chicken and hot peppers
throw some sausage on for >>74535881
>>74535826
Beat up on scrub Eastern conference bottom feeders and the """contenders"""" in the lEast are all paper tigers
>>74535874
I still have the VHS
>>74535870
>extra cheese
>no sauce
>green peppers
what is happening in the snes broons game? everyone is lacking coordination
>>74535870
>pineapple
you gotta get pepperoni and banana peppers
>>74535879
>>74535894
These two are winning right now
>talk to some fat fuck named "The Beef" who golfs
Why?
fuck this jets pregame shit, drop the fucking puck assholes
Bergeron scored
Oh boy.
>>74535938
how is your stream so ahead of mine wtf grease are you sure you're not a canadian proxy with TSN?
>>74535933
It took that old fuck 5 minutes to drop a puck
Jesus christ
how many goals will lainbust score tonight? 0? -1?
>>74535938
cell-key
>>74535938
Bergeron is french canadian so is ok
not if chara scored... grrrrrr
>>74535870
What ever sort of white/garlic sauce they have instead of normal red sauce. Toppings are chicken and broccoli. Then ask them to sneeze on it, always fucks with their heads.
Are there any cities in Canada where soccer is so much more popular than hockey?
>>74535959
your mom and sisters are pretty popular here
>>74535933
>>74535947
>being mad at a harmless old man
>>74535959
>>74535955
kek
>>74535946
about a quarter of times I am behind.
A MODERN DAY WARRIOR
MEAN MEAN STRIDE
TODAY'S TOM SAWYER
MEAN MEAN PRIDE
>>74535949
FOUR
I O
N R
L
A
N
D
>>74535959
Bramladesh maybe
Kill yourself fucking autist
>>74535970
Fuck you I'll be as mad as i want
>>74535959
Soccer is becoming really popular in Montréal.
>>74536009
that makes sense, actually
>>74536009
not anymore now that TVAS has the rights to Impact matches for the next 5 years
feel bad for the nice lady who did the matches for RDS she was goat
I ordered a large handtossed deluxe with beef. Hoc is shit tier taste buds
Also 8pc stuffed spinach and feta
>>74536041
>Dominos
Enjoy your leukemia!
What kind of pizza does bulju like? This place is close to the arena and has a silly name. I imagine he has ordered from it at least once.
http://www.bosspizzaco.c(o)m/menu.php
>>74536054
I could have said any chain and some autist would have shitposted.
Congratulations. Autist.
>>74536071
Yes, you're 100% right.
Yet you still post on this shitboard.
I think you might be the retard here...
>>74536041
good choice
I 'm having two toasts with cheese, salami and eggplant sauce
>myself when I'm actually retarded
You guys are mean
Which player 4th line/3rd pairing meat 'n' taters player is /hoc/'s guy?
Needs to: get dirty in the corners, throw the gloves off, score some memes every once in awhile. Great defense.
whaddaya think lads
https://twitter.com/Le_Collectif/status/838758685786636288
>>74536097
Eh greek bro, I'm the bro who lives in CHomedey with a thousand of greek neighboors.
I tried Loukanikos a couple days ago. It was pretty gud!
>>74536115
meh
>>74536120
nice, I saw your post yesterday or the day before that
What kind of loukanika? the village kind?
>>74536100
Aren't we all a little bit retarded?
Pussy...
>>74536111
kassian
>>74536111
A white Chris Stewart?
>>74536138
Indeed
>>74536137
No the supermarket kind.
With orange flavor.
>no game until thursday
why are linesmen so autistic about dropping the puck, this guy in the jest game fake pumped like 8 times and paused in between each pump to reset all the players
like what the fuck
>>74536150
kek, were they good? did you eat at a greek restaurant? are the greeks there still assholes? I prefer german bratwurst with hot mustard
>>74536172
what do you guys think of the movie grease
Get memed on Jets
So what games have you been watching? Any spicy ones I should tune into?
>>74536186
its 1-0
calm down buddy
>>74536186
ONJ was hot AF
Why are jests such a meme team?
>>74536192
ruins snes
any game with finnish goaltending is always worth it
>>74536205
>canada inadvertently trying to flex its military
That's why
>>74536172
yes they were good
the 1000's of greek restaurants around here serve it, but I never tried it because it's 2-4$ more than the regular Gyros or Souvlaki.
Don't get me wrong greeks are fine. I'm just pissed a lot of them don't bother to learn french and that they notoriously have cash based businesses to not pay taxes. It looks like a national sport.
Mhhh, who doesn't like a hot german sausage in his mouth!
why are the shorks such a meme team?
>>74536205
Shit goalering
>>74536192
bruins/ottawa should be gud.
I'm watching habs/san rosé later
Yikes Ward. Worst shift of the year candidate.
>>74536217
not enough west coast teams
that's my guess, any how
>>74535874
It's not Pinocchio.
>>74536217
>San Francisco
The worlds most prolific meme machine.
lel scheifle leaned into that hit
>>74536186
>mart1n
>rags
>>74536240
Thats a funny way to spell San Jose.
>>74536248
tomato tomato
>>74536242
Dell is in goal you stupid fuck
>>74536064
I'm pretty sure this is a pepperoni pizza
>the San Tomatillio Tomatoes
I like it
>Doltby
i'm here now lads, how's it foing?
>>74536259
Holy shit, that gif
>Lightning PP
>>74536211
>a lot of them don't bother to learn french
now that seems strange
>they notoriously have cash based businesses to not pay taxes
hey I can't apologise for everyone born into the greek language around the world my man
shit I missed Karlsson's play AND the replay
>bet on Capitals for first time in a long time
>They blow it against Dallas
Frig. What a fucking waste.
>the city of the state of the franchise of the Caps
Is San Jose a beaner town? Albeit not as beanery as Analslime I assume.
>>74536281
>betting against the stars when you're the caps
you have no one to blame but yourself
>>74536275
Foing well, muh lad
how's moring where you are?
>>74536295
Im sorry senpai. I didnt believe in >finnish goaltending
>>74536281
Dallas has shat on the Caps for years no matter how good the clubs are relatively
they CARSED
Thorburn is an useless punching bag
>>74536281
standard practice for the top team to give points to a team that ahsn't fiared well, towards the end of the season.
>>74536299
suitably merry desu
deciding whether or not to crack open another bear at 2am
>>74536330
But caps need points just as bad, if they dont face the Atlantic in the first round theyll be golfing in early may
>>74536331
I crack a Bear once..
>once
go ahead with beer, dough
>>74536328
you 're winning the President's trophy and probably your first Stanley Cup this year, what's with the reaction image?
>>74536343
but that means the wild card spots need to be occupied by atlantic teams too
>>74536306
no one does m8 but for some reason the stars come to play against the caps
>possible battle of Alberta in the first round
>>74536343
I believe NYI are the highest chance first round matchup for the Caps right now
Which I'm fine with, I think they would kill the Isles
>>74536357
>Implying the flylels will take one
Wildcards will be >Rags and Panthers.
>>74536364
Stop I can only get so erect
>>74536357
>Stanley Cup
top kek greek bro top kek
>jets pp
> all the cup contenders are slowing down
> hawks are hot as fuck
> mfw people say the hawks arnt winning another cup.
kind of hope >we lose so the jets can knock tampa gay out the playoffs
>>74536369
me too, like 2 yars ago
seemed like such an interesting battle
they aren't unnaturally south for not having icy lakes during winter but they are not way up north either and they haven't had a goon history. Just pure american hockey with no frills.
Based ref not falling for Chara's dive
>>74536364
if the leafs get their shit together we could see a battle of ontario too.
>>74536397
>>74536393
You now remember Jimmy Vesey
>>74536397
>britcuck
>we
>>74536417
just really hate the blots desu
>>74536419
Literally who
>>74536428
he been here before, we had this conversation
several times by my count
>>74536398
actually there is a frill. A mirror frill in that; both teams have a star scorer
>>74536393
>Slowing down
>Caps on 3 game win streak
>Pongs on 2 game win streaks
>Habs on 5 game win streak
Just because Hawks have had a breeze schedule since the All star break doesnt mean they are """""hot"""""
>>74536435
>Bolts
>playoffs
Pick one
Erik Karlsson has done everything Doughty did last year but also is scoring points. He's also leading the league is blocked shots.
Burns deserves it, but Karlsson not winning last year was bullshit.
EXPLAIN THIS
>>74536397
>yurop
>we
Who is >we anyways?
>>74536447
wait i'm drunk i meant the blues
same shite desu
>>74536457
sorry, I was sick
I'll clean it up
>>74536445
> caps getting btfo
> habs
pongs got their ass handed to them by the hawks.
>>74536453
it's because no one cares about the snes bud
>>74536413
Nah. They'll keep raking up those loser points, barely miss the playoffs by less than 5 points, thus giving their poor fanbase the illusion that they can contend for the playoffs. When they collapse next season because of the heightened expectations, the rebuild will go to shit and we'll be back to square one. Screencap this.
>>74536459
>>74536428
nah i'm from san jose la
good ol american boy me
>>74536464
>Backup goalie in net
>"""asses handed to them""""
>>74536461
NOT the same shite, m8
TB is a national treasure
>>74536457
It's a conversation piece
>Lightning PP
>>74536464
You do realize the Pongs have almost everyone "injured"
By Injured I mean resting for the playoffs. Hawks played an AHL/Beer League Defence.
>>74536481
> hawks had their back up in too
clearly didnt watch the game. Both goalies put on a clinic.Pongs got dick whipped. Deal with it
Backy having a roughhh night
Give the Swede your power against >finnish goaltending
>>74536483
>national treasure
This town has been ruined by the transplants and snowbirds
et le ping
>>74536478
you guys have mathewes though
i don't care it's the leafs, that kid is a stud
>>74536464
kek western conference is going to get btfo again by whoever each conference sends to the scf you dumb casual
>Underestimating the 24 times Stanley Cup champions Montreal Canadiens
FOOLS
>>74536505
yeah but Stevie Y did some great stuff there once
>>74536510
>that kid is a stud
hair league when
OH...TUUKA PUNCH DRUNK
>>74536496
> team has no depth
> muh injurys
> hawks rookies put on an assit show
> toews shut down crosbitch
> bill absent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS DAMAGE CONTROL. Thanks for admitting the pongs wont be winning a cup with those weak ass lines
>>74536497
>He thinks Darling wont be the starter in 2018
Know your shit bandwagoner.
>>74536443
we have unfortunately
thanks for remembering me m8, appreciate it x
>>74536538
Not the hawks starter you dumb leaf. hes getting traded.
>>74536534
>Ignore all points: the post
Literally Pongs dont care about their games now. They are in cruise control. Holy fuck. The Pongs won stan lee with a bunch of Rookies.
I do NOT approve of this shitposting
>kneeing
That's a new one on me
damn, karrlson won't let Marchand flex
>>74536542
show up to some rival matches and talk shit
they'll remember ye then
Why is Canada so shit and cupless?
>>74536558
> t...they dont care anymore
Stop replying youre embarrassing yourself
Cups since they were relevant:
Laffs: 0
>>74536524
OUR YEAR
>>74536577
Have fun with your first round exit.
>>74536574
>playing hockey politely
>>74536498
Thanks for the three (you)s friend!
>This isn't a hockey game it's a circus
>Vasy delay of game
>all these overlapping penalties
>holding the stick call on >rags
What the literal fuck is going on?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CAPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSS
>>74536534
>having a good win streak in late Feb/March
>HAHAHAH WE STANLY CUP NOW WHO CAN STOP US
>multiple posters list several better teams
>OMG NOOOOO BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENING THIS FIRST THESE LAST FEW WEEKS WE ALREADY WON THE CUP
You have autism brah.
>>74536574
My theory.
Canadian teams are money mills wether they lose or win.
Shitty Leafs keep filling their arenas and selling T-shirts.
So the owners don't need to but big dollars or energy to win a cup to keep the fanbase.
Just a playoff run every now and then and smart marketing strategies aimed at the younger fans will keep money rolling.
FLY BY NIGHT
AWAY FROM HERE
CHANGE MY LIFE AGAIIIIIIIIN
FLY BY NIGHT, GOODNIGHT MY DEAR
MY SHIP ISN'T COMING AND I JUST CAN'T PRETEND
>>74536609
You didnt realize that when he said he was a Hawks fan?
>>74536603
You're watching the Lighting play lad
Shoulda keep ma boi Vinny, now you're cursed
Does someone have a screencap of Swedish Heritage night or whatever the fuck at the Caps game?
>that defense
seriously Nill needs to get some defensmen or we might as well give up on next season
>>74536613
stop, you'll make all the leafs in the thread simultaneously jizz
>>74536586
> f...first round exit
> western conference is shit
> somehow these "bad" teams are going to beat the hawks
keep crying bitch nigga, youre talking in circles
>>74536609
> pongs
> habs
> better
Finish this thread then NEW
>>74536632
>>74536632
>>74536632
>>74536632
>The rat and the giant caveman bullying the manlet
>manlet also gets a penalty
>>74536642
>pongs
>habs
>better
Correct.
>>74536642
Jesus you get triggered easily.
>>74536646
>another earlyfag thread
>Marchand being a little bitch rat
T Y P I C A L
>>74536653
>SHORKS
>>74536649
that was a cheapshot by Chara as well
>>74536665
> being this mad you didnt get a chance to be OP
fuck off its 10 posts
NEW before Vegas ruins everything
>>74536632
>>74536632
>>74536632
>>74536666
marchand needs to be shot in the head tbqh
>>74536649
Marchand deserves a few beatings
>>74536642
>team goes on streak
>WE STANLEY CUP NOW
Where have I seen this before?
>>74536649
Yeah that was bullshit. Though if Ottawa meets boston I the playoffs it'd be a pretty good series
>>74536676
This.
>>74536666
Nice quats.
>>74536700
I'm secretly double-lemieux
Nice dubs btw
>>74536707
Double HoSang*