/mlb/ general - SHOT-CALLER edition

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>>74529497

>>74529460
>jays interested in Lawrie

Habbenig

>>74529508
Jesus isn't real, so...

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>>74529535

>>74529546
Who is that white guy you posted?
Jesus wasn't white
>WE WUZ LORDZ AN SHEEEIT

>>74529552
>jesus doesn't exist
>jesus is an ethnicity other than white

Well which is it.

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Realistically how far can we go?

>>74529562
If he did exist, he surely wasn't a white guy. He would have been a Caucasoid though.

>>74529565
It's a baseball tournament built upon single game matchups.

Literally anyone could go all the way. A single game format is a terrible way to structure a baseball tournament because of how random it is. So Israel could win it if the odds are in their favor.

>>74529627
Why did they take away the double elimination?

>>74529644
Shorten length

>>74529667
Exact same amount of games

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h-hey guys...it's four weeks until baseball

>>74529562
The consensus in the historical community is that the man did exist, what's in dispute is the claim that he was the son of God and performed miracles etc.

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>>74529728
Baseball is happening right now.

Getting global up in here.

>>74529747

i meant real baseball

>>74529757
What's real baseball?

>>74529757
That game was real baseball and had more watchability than most regular season games

>>74529771
The crowd involvement helped. The Koreans actually acted like they were excited to be there watching the game, unlike the fans at the average regular season MLB game.

>>74529747
>>74529762
>>74529771
>>74529785

give me an A
give me a U
give me a T

>>74529762
Not the WBC. MLB is the only real baseball.

>>74529757
>has the whos as a team in the league
>"real" baseball

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>>74529627
>Israel could win it if the odds are in their favor

>>74529595
>there are no white people in the Levant
Kill yourself.

t. Lebanese

>>74529799
So baseball leagues in other countries aren't real baseball? What makes NPB not real?

>>74529877
You're taking the word real too literally. Beer league softball is technically real but it's not what we want to see. The WBC will tide us over until MLB starts but let's be honest it's what we want to see. I don't think people are genuinely excited about the WBC. I know I'm not at least.

>>74529919
>I don't think people are genuinely excited about the WBC

In the US/Canada? Not so much, because we have MLB and also don't really have a tremendous history of being interested in international sports the way a lot of other countries do. But for countries that do stake a lot of pride on international sports, or countries which are absolutely baseball mad but see all their best players recruited to MLB and thus don't have much of a domestic professional league, it seems to be of much greater interest.

I'm personally a big fan of international sports, so I'm excited about the WBC. Watching the game this morning was cool because the Koreans were really excited for cheering on their national team, and I can't wait to see some interesting international rivalries possibly play out like Korea vs Japan, or USA vs Cuba.

>>74529989
It's because the best players don't always go which I understand. The regular season is long as fuck and adding more games isn't what some players want. Not to mention the added stress on pitchers. It's unique to any other sport.

>>74529862
What do you think is more likely, Jesus had tan skin or light skin?

>>74530001
Agreed. Also, MLB is primarily interested in using the WBC as a way to expand baseball in other countries so they can farm them for MLB talent.

Frankly I'd love to see baseball grow around the world, but as long as MLB is basically just turning entire countries into farm systems then it won't actually gain much traction. You look at Japan - the only way they've managed to have a strong professional league is by essentially banning their players from going to MLB for half their career. Otherwise NPB would collapse due to lack of talent and Japan would just become another Dominican Republic.

Is Roberto Osuna a top 10 closer?

>>74530001
USA's actually got a lot of stars this time around.

Andrew McCutchen, Paul Goldschmidt, Buster Posey, and Giancarlo Stanton to name a few.

>>74530053
I guess but I mean if you look at the superstars of USA barely any of them are there. Kershaw, Kluber, Trout, Harper, Bryant, Rizzo, Betts, Donaldson, Bumgarner, Sale, Corey Seager. Those are just names I could think of off the top of my head.

Is there any baseball playing right now?

>>74530130
in 2 hours

next WBC game in 11 hours

>>74530130
At this exact moment, no.

There'll be a bunch of Spring Training games on throughout the day and then Israel vs Chinese Taipei in round 1 of the WBC tonight at 10 est.

fuck baseball

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>>74530151
Hey fuck you buddy

>>74530158
You're a racist man. You're a racist.

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Mariners!

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>>74530267

Good thing the Red Sox wont lose David Price to TJS. They need him for the post-season.

>>74530328
After all, he did save all his post-season wins for them. Very thoughtful

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>>74530039
Osuna isn't even a top 10 closer in the AL East desu

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>reminder that the Chicago Cubs actually came back from a 3-1 deficit to win their first World Series titles in 108 years

>>74530539
Is it a bigger deal than coming back 3-0?

>>74530574
considering it's the Cubs, probably.

>>74530539
Stop bullying the Indians fans.

>>74530606
S-so you're saying the Yankees are liberated from the embarrassment of 2004? :) Please say yes :\

>>74529460
You're killing me, Smalls.

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>>74530696
Now say it

Sale will be shit today. Just watch.

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jints

>>74530770
>being shit in ST
Wow its fucking nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_KFkXeFZo

Last digit confirms the number of championships the Dodgers win in the next 10 years.

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>>74530877
last two digits confirms the number of times clayton kershaw will choke in the playoffs

Anyone else here watching spring training bae-ball??

Mariners guy, watching the A's

>>74530889
>>74530877
Cool they win 7 times despite Kershaw choking 9 times.

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>the season is almost here

I'm ready

low key rooting for Israel in the WBC

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans.

man who is that big guy for the Mariners that just smashes? He looks like Kyle Schwarber's big brother.

>>74530954
aren't we all

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>>74530955
Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans, and Doyers fans just project because they have no idea what winning the WS feels like

>>74530964
Fatter schwarber
Aka Daniel Vogelbach. He was actually on the cubs but they traded him for mike montgomery

>Chris Sale making his debut for the Red Sox and NESN isn't even showing it

God how fucking incompetent are you Werner

>>74531081

>he already gave up a run in the 1st

HE'S FINISHED

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>>74531107
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DAVE

YOU WERE FLEECED BY THE WHITE SOX

>>74531132
the who?

>>74531168
Yes

>>74531132
>>74531107
As a white sox fan I know obviously you guys are joking but seriously wait until he gets to pitch at Fenway.

So many times in years past I watched him dominate the red sox lineup even in that lefty deathtrap park. His stats at Fenway and against the AL East are a huge reason dombrosky wanted him so bad.

Good luck to Sale.

>watch spring baeball until 1600mst

THANK YOU BASED ROOT NETWORK

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T R O S
R
O
S

:(

>>74531189
>>74531132
>>74531107
2 runs now

>>74531288
>multiple errors already by the team

THEY ARE LITERALLY FAILING HIM

ITS THE WHITE SOX ALL OVER AGAIN

Ivan Nova spaggething it up like his name was Michael Pineda

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>Price's Career is over due to injury
>Sale is getting utterly btfo while in a Red Sox uni
>Porcello is clearly going to regress into a 5+ era pitcher
>The offense is going to regress
>everybody on the team is injured

jesus fucking shit just end the season, it's already over for us

>>74531357
Don't forget no more big papi

>>74531362
You're gonna make me kms tbqh with you Joe

>>74530973
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3

Sure thing

>>74530532
Sauce?

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>>74531374
>>74530955
>never achieved Dynasty status

SAM BIG DICK TRAVIS

>>74531407
No, we just have the respect of everyone around baseball for being one of the elite franchises, like the Yankees, Red Sox and Cardinals

The Dodgers are a brand of themselves, like the Yankees, Cowboys or Lakers are

>>74531357
Has anyone ever told you how you're the only good red cuck fan in existence?

>>74531407
3 Championships on 5 years
Thats cool and all but:

>no consecutive Championships
>no consecutive seasons on the playoffs
>losing record on one of the seasons

not a dynasty

>>74531459
Not to mention that a true dynasty is is supposed to be a dominate force in baseball throughout its run, something the Giants never were.

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>Boston Red SoxVerified account @RedSox
>Sale's day is done:
>2.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 2 K

>2 R

>TWO
>RUNS

Dave, rescind the trade now

>>74531455
Seconding this. The passion and knowledge you exhibit is unrivaled. Even when everyone told you to shut up and fuck off you foresaw the weaknesses in the red sox team that lead to them being swept by the Indians. People should have listened.

>>74531480
He is going to cut up that contract like he cut up that jersey

>>74531480
>meanwhile at the whos
>moncada 7 Ks
>kopech 64 era

>>74531478
Yup. Just like "social" justice is not justice, and "french" fries are not really French. The "Even year" dynasty was no dynasty at all.

>>74531480
just wait until he is scheduled to pick on St. Patricks

>>74531500
The next real dynasty will be the Cubs.

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based d'arnaud

>>74531518
Seems right

>>74531518
>14 October 2016

>>74531494
Well, let's consider the options here

The Red Sox got
>a known bust

The White Sox got
>two potential busts

Would you want the known bust over the potential busts?

Checkmate, Salefags

>>74531429
>Doyers
>Elite franchise

Oh how you do go on

>>74531526
>known bust
>cy young contender
>spent multiple years as the best (WAR of course) player on the White Sox

This is bad bait

>>74531535
>0 (ZERO) playoff wins

I swear to god you Salefags

Bryce Harper is going to look great in pinstripes

>>74531541
>counting team accomplishments as player accomplishments

>>74531544
The Cubs don't wear pinstripes lol

@74531564
Alright, you're filtered.

>>74531567
>@
cringe

>Champion an individual for his """"accomplishments""""
>Yet, refuse to acknowledge his detriments

A failing of the fools, that rationale is.

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>1300 MST
>TX Rangers v. Sea. Mariners

Time for.. Chopper Dave..

>>74531569
I don't want to give my (You) to that guy.

I love the turmoil that I cause on this board. You guys better be ready for the Cubs dominance. The next decade is going to be very long for you if you can't handle the banter.

>>74531519
is he finally healthy and doing things?

>>74531600
>can only dominate via banter only because his team just happens to be good now

You were nowhere to be seen before 2016 meanwhile look at other teams like the dodgers who won nothing but still bring on the banter

If you have to depend on your team doing well in order to dominate and banter then you are pathetic

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>Henry Owens now pitching

>>74529562
Jesus exited
God doesn't

>>74531605
he's been tearing up ST, for what little that means

reminder arod commissioned not one, but two portraits of him as a centaur

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>Red Sox

>>74531374

>bandwagon bragging about shit you weren't even alive for

lmao

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>>74531636
>memlord talking shit with THAT pitching staff

literally loling @ you

>>74531631
based

>>74531429

but no one thinks of the Doyers that way. Those franchises like the Giants have actually won something in the last 3 decades. Doyers are known as "how not to run a baseball team", aka the Yankees except without the winning.

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>Henry Owens comes into pitch
>walks the first batter he faces

what is the point of this person

>>74531631
>narcissistic and homoerotic
Is anyone else even trying?

>>74531615
I've been here for years. I just didn't start posting with a name until recently.

>>74531678
t. lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016

>>74531651
yes, a pitching staff without Henry Owens and Poo Pomerunz.

You better pray that magic rubberband keeps Sale together.

>>74531564
Yeah they do

>Wakeup
>Jews won in extra innings
Was it a good game lads?

Is anyone gonna give Marquis another chance?
Seemed solid today but then so did almost everyone who pitched for Korea
How bad is the KBO and home much did the Brewers waste on that guy?

>>74531683
>Owens is literally better than any pitcher on the Eternal 4th Placers' roster

holy LEL!

Other than maybe Dylan "Al" Bundy, who's just a tick away from turning into the next Poobaldo.

>>74531685
Not like the Yankees do. It's very infrequent

>>74531688
Yes, although probably more because of the crowd
Every time Seung-hwan Oh moved his arm the crowd went crazy

>>74531651
I'd rather have Tillman/Gausman/Bundy than pay what you did for Price and Sale desu.

>Be George Spinger
>get to face Henry "Free Walk to 1B" Owens
>K in 3 pitches

i dont know how thats even physically possible tbqh with you Joe

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>>74531652
>>74531676
>you will never reach these levels of basedness

feels bad mang

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>>74531728
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd rather have Tillman/Gausman/Bundy

Classic, CLASSIC, Eternal 4th Placer opinion

absolutely brilliant tbqh with you Joe

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Is Seinfeld the official show of /mlb/?

>>74531738
It's like you're too stupid to know the Grapefruit league doesn't have pitch tracking.

>>74531738
>>74531755
>tbqh with you Joe


why are red sox fans so autistic? i'm pretty sure this guy is the special ed pepe poster too

>>74531767
>swinging strike
>swinging strike
>swinging strike

or maybe ya, but idk i guess

>>74531782
Every walk is 4 straight pitches, if you look at the other two this inning. Every strikeout is 3 straight pitches.

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>Owens walked the fucking bases loaded

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THIS PERSON

>>74531779
>autistic
wow rude wtf

>>74531789
or maybe ya, but idk i guess

>>74531779
i like that meme to be entirely frank w/ u Joe

>>74531791
yeah, that's what i thought. do you actually have a disorder, or are you just really weird?

>he somehow didn't give up a run

what a guy

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>>74531574

>>74531826
You try and watch Henry Owens pitch and be sane, it aint possible tbqh with you Joe

>>74531688
The difference in the game was Korea walked 9 batters and Israel only walked 4

>>74531850
nah you've been doing this for like more than a year. is it autism, or were you just not loved as a child enough?

>>74531695
I went to the game that Marquis pitched for the Nats on April 18, 2010. His stat line
0.0IP 4H 7ER
7 Runs with out retiring a batter. It was 10-0 before the Nats ever got up to bat.

Henry Owens 0 ER
Chris Sale 2 ER

>>74531869
Wow wtf im not autistic and my parents were great

you're being really rude tbqh i might have to report you

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>>74531879
>Dave traded away the farm for this

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>>74531753

>>74531886
no no, this is clearly an underlying issue. were you undiagnosed? it's never too late to start dealing with it, even in early adulthood.

>>74531755
Are you forgetting
John Farrell still has the reigns for the Red Sox?

Oh? Is that a pivotal, important starter on a career year? Ah what the hey, lets have him pinch run dohohoho.

>>74531738
Springer is Hunter Pence's second coming, although better and with a higher ceiling
Stuff like that is just part of his game, man

>>74531688
It was.

And tonight it's Jews vs. Asians 2: Electric Jewgaloo. Dis gon be gud.

>>74531912
This is your last warning before I report you to the proper authorities for discipline and I do NOT kid around when it comes to this kind of serious stuff tbqh with you Joe

>>74531926
It's March 6th, 2017 and Zach Britton still hasn't been called into pitch babe ;)

Why are Red Sox and white Sox fans so pessimistic? It's pretty damn pathetic, especially when your team (at least in the Red Sox case) is good. Get fucked. All of you.

>>74531933
Who they playing? Japan?

>>74531879
DELETE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74531755
Didnt say Id rather have them over Price/Sale, they just arent worth what you gave up.

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WHAT THE FUCK

>>74531954
Well the white sox havent been to the playoffs in a decade and have arguably the worst FO personnel in the league including the worst owner Jerry Reinsdorf and worst GM Kenny Williams.
The red sox got meme swept by a team with no fans and lost its most veteran best player David Ortiz.

What is there to be optimistic about for either team?

>>74531963
Taiwan

>>74531982
He's jumping ship because he can see the iceberg coming.

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>>74531981
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>they just aren't worth what you gave up

>literally just signed Price to a contract in a cap-less league
>traded away two prospects with MAJOR issues for one of the best pitchers in the game

>a prospect with a higher strikeout rate than batting average
>a pitching prospect that has already been popped and suspended for PEDs, assaulted a teammate, and is more of a psycho then Sale ever was

but idk tbqh with you Joe

>>74531954
who r u

>>74531946
>It's March 6th 2017 and Boston is paying six more years for a broken ass elbow and a mental midget

>>74531998
Is that black guy they had yesterday his replacement?

>>74531982
You didn't know this?

I was pretty pissed when I saw it like a month or so ago.

But it makes sense. Tom Werner literally hated him and never allowed him to be a sideline reporter. And Werner only wants cute white girls to be his sideline reporters.

Better for Gary to takeoff and make something out of his career rather than stay here and rot tbqh with you Joe.

>>74532005
g8 album

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>>74531849
>>74531574

>>74531963
Chinese Taipei (Taiwan)

>>74532026
Uh you didn't text me about it?? How would I know?? Sad new desu, they remove our guys Don and Gary and keep the losers like Steve Lyons and Guerin (terrible)

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>>74532018
>The Eternal 4th Placers are literally paying Poobaldo Jimenez to be a major league pitcher for them
>The Eternal 4th Placers are literally paying Big Game Wade to be a major league pitcher for them

And Zach Britton STILL hasn't been called into pitch!

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>>74532058
Guerin is cute, her autistic nervousness is really homely and makes me feel second-hand embarrassment whenever I watch Red Sox games which is really cute

>Lyons is going to get more Commentator time this year now that Remy has cancer again

fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>74532073
Reminder the Red Sox have won zero (none) World Series this century without Don Orsillo in the booth.

>>74532059
You remember this post when Sale's rubberband elbow finally goes.
Cordial warning, buddy pal.

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>>74532099
...and Zach Britton STILL will not have been called into pitch LMAO

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reminder steve pearce is somewhat healthy and hit two RBIs yesterday

the division is ours to lose now

>>74532122
You pass that buck, man.

(missed you, ya faggot
Cant wait for our first eries)

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Go M's

>>74532125
shut up jose

>>74532149
God you're cringey.

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>[pole intensifies]

>>74532165
Haha for real

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>>74532149
Lmao you're such a fucking LOSER it's like you ENJOY being in 4th place even in the general

also, why do you waste your time here in the offseason? /mlb/ is awful in the offseason

How far will the Dodgers go in the playoffs this season?

>>74532220
it doesn't really matter how far they will get, Kershaw will inevitably choke it away for them.

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>>74532154
that's "2017 AL MVP" to you

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>people in the off season this salty

season's gonna gewd AF

>>74532270
>no defense
>low ba
>only 22 home rims last season
Lol sure. Enjoy your 53 year old grandpa.

White sox Padres ST

Shields already shieldsing

Stream: whitesox.com

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>there's a person named "Framber"
The poor guy.

>>74532270
Ya, his .210 BA and sub 30 HRs, with a .250~ OBP, will definitely get him those MVP votes

>>74532305
reported: guro only allowed on /d/

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>>74532322
Go AWAY

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Reminder

>>74532336
Autism.

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>http://m.redsox.mlb.com/news/article/218166730/chris-sale-content-after-first-red-sox-game/

>"Happy? I don't know," Sale said of his performance. "We got some good work in. I'm not a fan of sitting here and saying Spring Training doesn't matter. You still want to get results, but I felt good. The ball felt great coming out of my hand. I felt strong throughout. I was able to throw all my pitches for strikes. That was a step in the right direction for that."

OH GOD HES ANOTHER CLAY BUCHHOLZ

QUICK DAVE RESCIND THE TRADE

>>74532330
You mean /b/

>>74532338
Do you hate 4chan or something?

Delmonico!

>8-1

>>74532372
nah they don't really post that stuff much there anymore. it's a pretty cool place now.

>>74531760
Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle.....Costanza?

>>74532308
he'll hit 30 bombs off of bombston's rotation alone desu

ZUNINO!!!!!!!!

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>rags

>>74532681
He'd go 0-5 against Kyle Kendrick tbqh with you Joe

>yonkees

>>74532792
he'd go 3 for 3 against ur mum m8

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>the shithole of Jew York

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>futbal season es over

>Old Yankee Stadium, Shea Stadium and HHH Metrodome all confirmed for The Show 17

HYPE

>>74532856
>tfw no love for Candlestick Park

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>>74532856
>>74532856
>the old Metrodome ;_;

lotta memories watching the Twins win their two titles there
>lotta Kirby Puckett memories ;_;

Bucco's scrub players are looking a lot better than Bankee's scrub players

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>Kyle Martin

who the fuck is this piece of shit

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>>74532856
fucking based. definitely going to buy it now

>>74532841
Tell me where you're from RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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>>74532942

>i'm not telling

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>>74532942
well tbqh with you Joe I dont want you stalking me so I'm not going to but just know that it is literally a better fucking city than that utter shitstain on the great face of America

But I'l give you a hint anyways: It's spelling might be different, but it's pronounced GOATston.

>jams shelds

Beer is ours

>>74532915
Not even a twins fan. One of my favorite memories was seeing Kluber complete the cycle in that ridiculous game, with a monstrous grand slam.

>UP, BACK, GOOOOONE. A GRAND SLAM FOR KUBEL AND THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE

>>74533043
>my first WS as a kid ;_;
yeah buddy

>jews not having a shekel on their caps

oy vey

>shields getting boos in ST

Hahah what a piece of trash

Is the season almost here? Tired of preseason.

>>74533043
>>74533060
sorry, I was thinking of something else =\
yeah, that was a crazy game
when did they tear the old dome down?

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>RAGS
>A
>G
>S

where do I watch the wbc vods

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>>74533159
>13-1

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>no drugs
>no actual baseball except for retard training and very poor man's world cup

why live

>>74533159
>13-1

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>>74533197
>Spring Training blowouts

>>74532942
NYC smells like a urinal. New Yorkers are even more fucking annoying than Texans and Leafs.

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>>74533223
>the lowly hovel of your ass right now

LOL!

>>74533204
>why live
You in particular should stop bothering

Spread the word around to your druggie friends

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>>74533265


>ragners

What kind of drugs?

>>74533301
rude

>The city of Jake Arietta

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Any Braves bros know where Big Bart is gonna be in the rotation? Hoping 3rd so I can go see him opening series. Miss that fat bastard already.

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>>74533456
Bartolo the Hutt

>>74533265
It doesn't smell like a urinal anymore. It did in the 90's though.

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>>74533512
what'd you/they do??

>>74533499
weird way of spelling "Big Sexy"

>>74533525
Fixed the serer system I think. It still smells if you're walking over some gates in midtown.

>>74533580
*sewer

NYC is huge, to say it all smells like urine is retarded. It also has some of the nicest parks in the world. Some parts smell like urine though.

>>74533580
>>74533603
The city is still filled with annoying New Yorkers though. When are they going to do something about that?

>>74533626
Public city parks I mean.

NYC is so fucking gross that I've literally never been there, but I can still fucking imagine how fucking terrible it would smell.

>>74533633
You've clearly never been to New York. It's actually filled with so many non-new Yorkers that it's kind of annoying.

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>>74533655

>>74533626
The parks only seem nice in comparison to the shit city that they're surrounded by.

>>74533666
Yeah I would say only 75% of us are actually from the city. Tons of mid-westerners here.

>>74533666
You shut your devil mouth. I live on the East Coast. I've been to New York plenty. It's even worse than Philly and DC.

Arrietta 1.1 IP 3 H 1 HR

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THIS is what your average Jew Yorker looks like

fucking GROSS

>>74533727
Cubs are finished

>>74533740
t. overweight bostonian loser autist

>schwarber
just trade him already

>>74533712
Nothing is worse than philly

>Heyward
>2 hits and 3 RBIs today

I...wait, what world is this?

>>74533744
update
1.1 IP 5 H 2 R 1 HR

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>>74533748
THIS is LITERALLY what YOU look like.

fucking GROSS

>>74533769
>this is the man that is asking for a 200 million dollar contract

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>>74533758

THIS

>>74533769
He just hit a guy

>>74533774
t. smelly overweight bostonian loser autist

>>74533655
It smells like hotdogs and halal carts. And urine.

>>74533758
Maybe Providence.

>>74533782
And then gave up another run

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>>74533786
EXCLUSIVE look at pictures of YOU in your REAL form

fucking GROSS

New York City is a wart on the ass of America.

>>74533814
t. smelly overweight bostonian loser autist

>>74533826
this

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>>74533814
Will you STFU?

t. M'sfag
>>74533829
you too, Sir

>>74533829
alright im not downloading any more rat pictures but you are fucking GROSS

>>74533840
you're grosser than he is

>>74533846
ty

>>74533846
t. autist

>>74533865
t. GROSS

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>>74533727
>>74533744
>>74533769
>>74533782
>>74533810
I-it's just s-spring training r-r-r-right guys?

>>74533027
Fuck you

>Cubs decide to load the bases with zero outs, shit the bed by getting two outs, and then go on a rape tear against the angles where it was kicked off by Heyward.
What a strange reality we live in.

>>74533027
All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes.Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons.What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports.If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2".And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.

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how mad does he make u /b/?

>>74533883
tbqh with you Joe it seems like this is what hes become

its ogre

>>74533894

>NY or LA

lmao shit sports cities. LA has one relevant franchise, and 2/3's of their titles are from 50+ years ago in Minnesota. NY is only relevant because they have 10 teams in every sport and even then all but one of them are irrelevant at any given point in time.

>cheapest tickets on stubhub for USA-DR game is $110
what the fuck lads

>>74533948
Where is it?

>>74533948
Big international event that only happens every 4 years.

Also, come on, it's international baseball in Miami. Against the DR. That game is gonna be sold out as fuck.

>>74533979
Miami

>Groundout Trout they call him

>Strikeout Smoak they call him

>people think that NYC is better than Chicago
Lmao. New York pizza is shit compared to Chicago, it's buildings are shit, it's people are shit, it's teams are shit, and its geography is shit. There's a reasons Chicago receives significantly more shipping tonnage than New York yearly. This is why Chicago has a bigger tourism industry. Like, holy fuck. Why can't you guys just get over it?

>>74533894
I love this pasta

>>74534099
New York City is a wart on the ass of America but Chicago is a war zone that isn't fit for man or beast.

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>>74534126
You're just too pussy to live here

Its fit for real men.