India 1st Inn 189 All Out
Australia 1st Inn 276 All Out
India 2nd Inn 4/131
India won the toss and elected to bat
>>74527841
wtf, that's not the pic I uploaded, this is.
Who can stop him?
>>74527849
Wow, offensive.
>>74527848
just wait til she gets fat like claire abbott did
>>74527848
I'd love to catch her outside, how old is she?
>>74527856
19 now.
>>74527841
Based saxon
>>74527860
Legal in Thailand
>>74527855
who cares, by then there will be someone else
>/cric/ not in the op
Everybody out. Poopeelians should be banned from making threads
how long have you lads been on centrelink for?
>>74527870
based saxon
>>74527872
Two weeks on the youth allowance
This is the best made OP in a long time.
Well done.
>>74527872
16 years
10/10 OP.
>>74527872
stopped last year once i had to work for the dole instead of getting free bux for going to my JSA and doing nothing
made a nice 25k though
>>74527872
total? or currently?
Great OP
0/10 op
Terrible.
>>74527841
Love that you didn't include the reddit tier "cric" anywhere here.
Based OP.
Best OP in a long time
Time to bowl Marsh spudly
>>74527878
how long were you on it before you had to do work for the dole? is it 6 months or a year?
>>74527872
2008-2010
during the GFC + ruddkips giving away cash, they were completely hands off for the entire time except for a 5 minute meeting every fortnight. Can't say I miss it, but it was a fun sharehouse time.
Execute all Marshes.
No /cric/, no pic related image. Just fucking kill yourself please.
>tfw reporting zero income to Centrelink for the past 6 months getting a free $540 per fortnight, despite taking home $875 per week from work the entire time.
So easy to rort.
>>74527897
Intelligent post. I detect a muscular Melbournite.
>>74527841
Love this OP.
It's got the seething newcunt redditors SQUIRMING.
KEK
>>74527841
How can one OP be so fucking BASED?
>>74527900
as long as your work doesn't declare it your fine, otherwise your fucked
>>74527902
Actually from Syd.
I want to see grown Lyon getting born out of a vagina.
>>74527911
t. poofter
I used to take home $2100 from Centrelink a fortnight
AMA
I love it when based /nrl/ comes back into /cric/
100 partnership incoming.
Lyon got so shit in just two days
Had sex with ANOTHER 16yo from tafe.
She and her parents drove 10 hours from Winton to be there.
Just bet my house on the fall of the next wicket lads
Unders, obviously
>>74527921
I prefer /afl/. They have higher iq posters
>>74527917
nah lad, they're auto matching business tax returns against your centrelink. what do you think all this "roboletters" are about?
Stadiums look pretty shit did they spend all their money on the space program?
holy fuck bowl o'keefe more
>>74527929
Based fucking Ivan
>>74527891
idk, i did nothing for years, then the dole thing happened
>>74527939
>add over $99 to your cart
no thanks
Anyone else going to sexpo?
>>74527935
Nah """lad""", they only do that at tax time, and it's very easy to both slip through the cracks and to beat the letter they send about debt.
This isn't my first rodeo,""lad""
This guy will BTFO Poopelia in the second innings.
>>74527900
The ato now have access to the big 4 banks
Poor, poor naive children in this thread afraid of the big, bad Centrelink debt collector bogeyman.
Smdh.
>>74527939
Just used this to buy some hair cream.
You snooze you lose boys
>>74527848
>tfw this slag follows me on Snapchat
She's pretty gross though lol. All she does is hang out with cucks, black guys and lipsync generic hip hop songs and does that "i have long nails and am going to point my finger at the front camera" shit.
Paid my ex partner $50k to terminate our unborn child.
AMA.
>>74527950
>they only do that at tax time
KEK. They're sending out 20,000 letters a week at the moment. its not fucking tax time """""lad"""""
>>74527964
Are you the 32yo lawyer?
>>74527950
Post payslip and centrelink, lying shitbag.
>>74527960
based danGOD
>>74527963
based walkGOD
>>74527964
based ivGOD
>>74527947
Yeah your mum
>>74527966
poor, poor naive child.
Almost feel sorry for you.
Almost.
>theres always that one guy that thinks he knows how to beat the system
enjoy paying off your debt for the next 20 years kek
>>74527964
Will Penrith win this weekend?
>le fug le centrelink cheat xdxd
When did reddit get lads?
>le big bad centrelink debt collector xD
KEK
give up starc
>tfw cucks itt
>repeating the same thing every 3rd post without replying to anyone
babbies first baiting strategy will only get replies from newcunts you fucking faggot
>water tanks are useless
kys michael
>when binga is doing a better commentry stint than clarke
Brett Lee is so dashing
Too many losers in these threads nowadays.
Back when I created /cric/, 95% of posters were alpha males.
Now 95% of "people" here are numale cuck virgins.
Sad state of affairs.
>>74527950
Have you read a newspaper In the last few months
>he drinks fluoridated water
KEK
Those are some top quality curry tanks
>get called out for being a lying piece of shit
>start sperging out
you can't make this shit up kek
>>>74527950
>Have you read a newspaper In the last few months
Is it 2008 KEK
>le better watch out for le big bad centrelink debt collector XDXD
>>74527997
>thinking a NEET consumes any media outside of 4chan and anime
Lad
Your skin is a reflection of your soul.
Starc has horrendous skin.
>>74527950
>replying to the wrong post
Is it your first week on /b/ in 2004?
With Centrelink, I now make $4000 per fortnight.
Based under reporting.
>>74528008
one time they got some Russian debt collectors onto me who literally called me every day multiple times for a few months until I answered
Why are Chinese people so autistic?
>Be a senior operator/manager at work
>These low-tier operators need to fill out timesheets for their tasks
>Broken up into 15 min segments
>Everyone just roughly fits their worktypes into those intervals
>This one freshie Chinese guy who wears black trousers, black shoes and white socks always edits it
>Instead of putting say 10:00-10:45 like a normal person he liquid papers out the times to be like 10:03-10:47
>Go and talk to him since I have to do the KPI's and that fucks up the timing
>"Hey mate, can you just not edit out the numbers, and stick to the for-"
>"NO, I CANNOT, NO WAY. I MUST PUT WHAT I DO, I CANNOT LIE!"
>Everyone looks over since this cunt is basically yelling
>"No, I'm not asking you to lie, I'm just saying that can you not edit the form, since it messes up with the people who do payro-"
>"NO I CANNOT, I MUST SHOW WHAT I DO"
>Smile politely and leave back to my office
>Round up the times anyways
????????
nervous about rahane lads, I think he's due
>doesn't know how to block phone numbers
>>74527996
Based SaxGOD
>>74527987
>sperg see's this post
>sperg doubles down on sperging without making an actual argument
good one autismo
I don't read anyone's posts but my own.
I don't read.
M-MARSH
>>74528022
dat honesty
sounds like a great employee
>>74528034
I only read and reply to your posts 2bh
>>74528025
I just have my phone permanently on do not disturb
I don't
I don't answer phone calls from numbers I don't know
I don't even read my own psosts 2bh
I don't answer phone calls.
I wait for them to leave a message and I decide whether to call back.
>cant even hold onto his towel
I don't receive phone calls
>>74528022
Australia is failing because of lying cunts like you.
China is an honest country that produces reliable high quality goods and services.
I don't own a phone
Got told my Facebook profile pic makes me look stoned today, friends.
I don't have a phone
I don't even have ears
i dont have a penis
>>74528067
Based goosey
>>74528079
based goosey
>>74528081
Haha, how did you know it was me?
Hey guys, did you have a good and safe Mardi Gras? (:
>>74528092
Based fucking goosey
Look at the hypocrisy lads
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/our-offices-are-unattended-dont-call-peak-business-groups-on-the-weekend-20170305-gurcey.html
REVIEWPOSTING IRL
>>74528072
Since when did smart phones start to display your sexual status in the top bar?
It's getting a bit scary the information that tech companies can gather about us these days.
>>74528095
>the city of Sydney
>>74528098
Got a 404 lads
>>74528092
>I pay for things using bitcoins!
>>74528095
I was alright, but those poofter cunts I bashed sure didn't
>>74528101
>poo peeland "humour"
>almost 2 years since the filter was put in place
>this fucking retarded scrub STILL doesn't know how to link to the Sydney Morning Herald website
Fucking kill yourself you retarded piece of shit
>>74528108
Knock off the gay hate cunt
>>74528108
Based saxon how much was the taxi from the farm?
>>74528110
I thought it was funny :(
Hey guys
Wanna watch some Jews play gooks?
>>74527942
>>74528098
I don't like using the word, but holy fuck is he butthurt about it
>>74528121
"no"
>>74528121
Yeah mate, AMA.
>>74528121
Yeah nah.
>>74528115
i like seeing it as baka.com though
imagine going bald
The idea of Brett Lee being an old man is bizzare. He's like permanently 25
I'd rather be a bald kiwi than an aussie
>>74527841
>file deleted
Welcome to 4chan, make sure to leave your funposting outside.
>>74528140
>tfw you don't have to imagine...
Imagine seething so hard you actually use the 'report' function.
rather not be a descendant of a transported convict than anything else
>literally being a poofter who reports shit
reminder that we don't even care about this stupid sport
Time for my second dinner lads.
>>74528169
Based goosey
>>74528164
I'm already missing the banger bro
>>74528164
but >you are literally going to win
>>74528154
>/pol/ shit gets deleted on a sports board
the horror
t. newcunt
>>74528161
>not being the descendant of a based explorer
would suck being the descendant of a coward who never left his street
>>74528155
Just use Ashley and Martin m8. Clearly it works
I got banned for making a joke about being 15 ama
>>74528161
>his ancestors were too cowardly to move to the New World
pathetic
>>74528190
It's not a joke when it's true saxshit
>tfw the girl im hooking up with just told me she bought something from Bad Dragon
Fugg.
>>74528168
>>74528180
>LE FUG LE BOL
Jesus not everything is fucking /pol/ related, you autistic fucks need to calm down.
>>74528197
take a look at the image that was deleted retard
>>74528098
>business groups aren't open on weekends because they don't want to pay penalty rates for staffers to sit around and answer 2 phone calls
>this is somehow construed as hypocrisy
Anyway the Smh is just as retarded as the telegraph these days. They've realised the only way to survive as a newspaper is to be an outrage merchant yet still manage to do it in a boring fashion. They're "balanced" coverage is only to bait in a bigger article using the previous days outrage.
Why do they let Rod Marsh select his sons even though they're shit?
>>74528200
Truthies
I unironically enjoy the Australian the most these days, as bias as it is
>>74528200
Yeah but they have Clementine Ford, love her stuff
>>74528196
you never would have satisfied her anyway.
>>74528214
People like her and Andrew Bolt don't deserve any platform to air their """views"""
>>74528196
Did you inform her she's a disgusting degenerate?
Fuck I was on my lunchbreak at work last week and they had ABC24 on and they had this fucking cute ranga chick on.
Who the fuck was she?
>>74528214
Ruby hamad is alright 2bh
this is some quality banter haha
>>74528223
Pauline Hanson
Are greeks worse than arabs?
Varg thinks so and I'm inclined to agree
>>74528238
There is good and bad in everyone cunt
Pujara?
More like POOjara
hahahahahahhaahhaa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74528223
alicia barry?
my abc24fu is the qt'iest though
don't get this povvo outrage over the penalty rates. I want it kept because I'm white and value quiet sundays while hating cafe culture
I would've thought the pooskin lefties would jump on this attack on the white patriarchs, in the end they'll win through more hours and lower unemployment
Poojara out over 58
>>74528214
>>74528250
I'd punch my digits in her and see the predicted outcome
>>74528255
He's already made 59
>>74528263
i like the idea of free speech but she makes me think its a bad idea
>>74528250
Nah that's not her. I actually just realised I took a pic for my lads WA group
I'd really like a wicket desu
>>74528238
religion aside, maybe.
>>74528276
> I like the idea of free speech as long as I agree with it
>>74528280
games over m8. australia are done
>>74528290
ayy
>>74528290
i think his eyes are too far apart
>>74528296
For your racist taste?
Enlighten me on the distance eyes SHOULD be away from each other.
just tuned in lads holy shit pissrat pooli went for another DRS and called for it like instantly?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74528303
closer than that
Looks like an older version of straffo
>>74528315
he called for it before the umpire had time to say he was out
>>74528323
not fat enough
get warner out of a catching position ffs
>finally bowls one out wide
>hits the footmarks and spits
Cant wait for 20 more overs of straight shit from lyon
India is winning
>warner
>It's a Lyon bowls one good innings to justify his spot and is shit for the rest of the year.
Love this one.
Smith should bowl an over himself
>>74528384
Casual
SEETHING at gaz's line right now guys
>>74528358
Both teams lose a test match. Waste of their lives
Who,in the Australian team,hates Kohli the most??
>>74528449
Devereux
>>74528394
>Smith should bowl.
Is cunt Lee on 4chan?
gaz here ama
can I post here?
>daily reminder /tennis/ owns this thread
There isn't anyone in the Australian team named Gary.
Why do they keep saying nice gary/gaz/gazza?
what a frustrating session. please, Kek, just give us one wicket
>>74528489
he's a fan of Gary Ablett
http://www.sMh.com.au/interactive/2017/body-image/
can I post here?
>daily reminder /bundes/ owns this thread
If there are no wickets in the rest of the session my penis will grow an inch longer
thank fuck we have an allrounder
>>74528502
only if you post bunda
That sexy vein lyon's head.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/push-for-all-victorian-pedestrian-crossings-to-have-equal-number-of-male-female-signals/news-story/dab2639286e8b5c5a21904a16804b31b
Imagine """living""" in Cuckbourne lads.
K E K
E
K
>>74528489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Lyon
>bringing up Pallekelle
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET
DELET
DELET
DELET
DELET
>>74528461
why are you doing this?
>>74528507
b-b-but nannies are gay
>>74528500
why
currys coming back into it i see
ALL of Victoria’s pedestrian crossings could eventually have an equal number of female and male walking signals in a push for gender equality...
Influential lobby group the Committee for Melbourne says having green or red silhouettes only of men at traffic lights reinforces unconscious bias by discriminating against women.
The Equal Crossings initiative is kicking off its campaign this week with 10 female pedestrian figures to be installed at the intersection of Swanston and Flinders streets.
>Cuckbourne
K E K
E
K
>>74528523
show some more respect to your mother. SHE is not an it
>>74528494
Who is?
>>74528511
>Nathan Lyon
What does he have to do with anything
>>74528509
>you've reached a premium article
lmao
>>74528529
His name is Nathan Garry Lyon.
>>74528536
See >>74528527, which tells you all you need to know.
>Cuckbourne
>cuckborn
>>74528550
>cuckrio
I'm glad that india will win this match and the series.
Can't stand aussie cricket fans.
>>74528570
Me neither
A deleted file in the OP should be the new /cric/ meme. Holly fucking sucks
>>74528570
Must be a sad life being a Kiwi, always thinking about how much you hate Australians. You'll never create your own national identity when you spend all your time focusing on your superiors across the ditch.
>>74528527
>man invents something
>woman complain that it's in the form of a man
I give you the entirety of human history.
>>74528527
wouldn't the legs be covered by a dress? how would you know shes walking or standing
>>74528585
You actually took time to type this all out? Sad!
>>74528591
now that I think about it, how do we know its a man anyway, women wear pants too
>>74528593
says a prolific tripcode
KEK
you have the monopoly on sad desu
>>74528593
>oh no I wasted 30 seconds of my life to drop a truthbomb on an unfortunate Kiwi
Jokes on you my time is worth nothing.
>>74528600
>>74528605
Fresh fruit and vegetables
>>74528610
que vida
>>74527964
t. Mr. Reddick
>>74528600
kek BTFO
>>74528631
Grand slam
Just ordered a fresh trilby
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
>>74528823
/rug/ kills /cric/ thrills
fucking hate steve shit
>>74528969
Based warney
Can you fucking kangaroos stop bullying our captain and let him score more than 15
>>74529051
if it's any consolation we're guaranteed to collapse for under 100 in the 4th innings
kek
e
k
>Cheteshwar "Dravid" pujara
>Ajinkya "Laxman" Rahane
holy shit poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>74529100
settle down m8 it's only a partnership of 93
>>74529182
against shit bowling too
Australia deserves to lose this
>>74529182
if they play two more season tomorrow, the match is gone lad like the Kolkata test :^)
>>74529235
you're acting awfully smug for someone that supports a side that was comprehensively beaten in the last test
>>74529246
its ok mate no worries ;^)
Veganism is a redpill that's hard to swallow.
>>74529275
tell me about veganism
>>74529282
The Patrician way to live your life.
>>74529285
tell me more
>>74529235
if australia have a partnership that lasts for 2+ sessions they'll chase down the target too
but neither are going to happen
reality check really got bf going
>>74529290
Eat so many Lentils you hate your life.
Waste all your money on soy milk.
Realise you need to eat 6 meals a day to maintain a healthy weight.
>>74529329
"healthy weights" are a meme
you're either fat or you're not
>>74529341
Are you trying to say a guy with a BMI of 28 but 15% BF is as healthy as a guy with BMI of 28 but is 28% bf? Because you'd be wrong. Bf% is a bigger health indicator than weight
>>74529410
yeah that's what I'm saying ama
Shit OP
NEVER make a thread again
>>74529306
By "they" I meant the whole team not those two ;^)
>>74529419
What's it like being completely retarded?
ama
>he goes to /fat/
poor, poor naive child
>>74529425
Trinibro is a chumpion ?
really struggling to lose weight lads
>>74529573
just eat less m8
>>74529634
that's the hard part
>>74529640
what you need to do is become so lazy that even getting food isn't worth until you feel like you've been starving for hours
Feels good being sexy as fuck lads
>>74529788
based fucking goosey
The International Cricket Council is planning to send a World XI to Pakistan in late September for a four-match Twenty20 series in Lahore that will look to build on the successful staging of the Pakistan Super League final in the city on Sunday.
>>74528367
KEK
>>74530621
What's the betting it consists of ten part-timers and Mitchell Starc?
Remember to bully RC on BigFooty lads
Kek
Gannon with two early wickets lads. Can anyone who is streaming tell me if he's chucking or not?
>>74529788
Based walkie. How's JB Hi-Fi going? They made you CEO yet?
>>74530621
Hmm
>>74535304
>Vics not playing
literally who cares?
Cummins took a wicket lads.
>>74535650
Cummins is back in first class?
>>74535710
First time in 5 years or so. If he gets through the CT, he should be pushing for a spot in the test team for the ashes.
>>74535735
Based
I hope one day we can see all four paceman in a team together. Fuck Lyon.
Can Tasmania be kicked out of the Shield already?
>>74535735
Would have thought they'd keep him out of the four day game until the Champions Trophy
I guess they must be pretty confident in his fitness these days.
>>74536055
Is there any reason why australia continues to tolerate the existence of Tasmania? What has it ever given the country beyond Ricky Ponting
Apparently NSW have a foreign signing? You'd think they'd be the last state to do that. Can't remember anyone but South Australia doing it for Flower and Botha in decades
Of more immediate consequence to some international players could be the stipulation relating to bat sizes. They have been set at 108mm in width, 67mm in depth with 40mm edges. Ponting said in December that some bats have edges up to 50mm which is what was causing concern. A bat gauge will be used at professional level while a moratorium period - which will vary between governing bodies - will allow amateur players to continue with bats that breach the new limits.
"The bat size issue has been heavily scrutinised and discussed in recent years," Stephenson said. "We believe the maximum dimensions we have set will help redress the balance between bat and ball, while still allowing the explosive, big hitting we all enjoy."
>>74536084
Well he's gotten through the entire summer, played all the LOI's, it seems he's finally turned the corner.
>>74536167
He's a kid that has played a fair bit of p40 and CCC games. Took 7-for like three weeks in a row in grade cricket.
>>74536322
I don't doubt that he's good, it just seems a bit odd that New South Wales of all the sides signed him
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dreamworld-passengers-stuck-on-buzzsaw-ride-at-gold-coast-theme-park/news-story/75c4a36d711bfcd6fff4891f09247ada
Dreamworld is literally on suicide watch
>>74536340
They didn't sign him, he's just playing a game for them. He's signed to whatever grade team he plays for (Gordon?). Guess they wanted a second spinner instead of a 4th seamer.
>>74536409
Ah, that makes sense then
>>74536034
Patinjured is done. He will never play again.
>>74536536
If fucking Cummins can get through a season without exploding Pattinson an to
My main worry is that he'll be shit
How do we bring cricket to The Gambia?
>Being BTFO by Luke Feldman
The absolute """state""" of Tasmania
the latest from JB Hi Fi is that they abolished the employee of the month award in recognition of the lack of competition after walkGOD was hired
WE ARE HERE BTW >>74535525
Tbh it's an absolute travesty that cricket was never introduced to the Germans. They're autistic enough to eat that shit up
>>74536888
No "we" are not
>>74536932
arguing to my trips freshie?
>>74536888
I'm right here mate
>>74536409
>>74536430
he's the leading wicket taker in first grade this season so he's earned a spot
>ferguson making it out of single figures
>>74537141
Recall when
Really don't want to get old lads
>>74537177
2010 was 8 years ago ;)
>>74537199
nah it was just seven years ago
I hate it when people tag you in inane shit on normiebook and you have to think up some reply so you don't come across as rude
>>74537457
take a print screen
>It's a Simon Milenko top scores for tassie episode
Seems to be repeated quite frequently of late.
>>74537457
Just like their comment and move on.
>>74537177
do everything you want to do before you turn 35, all you want to do is take naps after that
speaking from experience?
>>74537611
really? I reckon bailey has top scored 90% of innings this season
>The MCC’s new Code of Laws will also be gender neutral for the first time ever, with generic nouns like fielder and bowler to be used more frequently. The term ‘batsman’ will however continue to be used.
>>74537783
>fielder and bowler to be used more frequently
replacing what?
no one ever says fieldsman and I can't think of any gendered word for bowler
>>74537737
Including this innings, Tasmania have batted 7 times since the resumption of the Shield. Bailey has top scored four of those innings, Milenko the remaining three.
>>74537793
Bowlsman
Behrendorff.
>>74537824
interesting
You JUST know that if Australia win this the Indians aren't going to shut up about Kholi's second innings dismissal
It'll be 2008 all over again
quality streamlad from a few days ago are you here?
>>74537862
We won't win anyway, they'll get 250 this innings and then Warner and Smith will get out for ducks
>>74537903
yeah probably
Meme Shit's """"captaincy"""" and Lyon's retardation cost Australia another victory
>>74537857
Before the BBL break TAS batted ten times with Bailey top scoring thee innings, Milenko zero and eight were split between Dom Michael, Alex Doolan, Beau Webster, James Faulkner, Jake Doran, Jordan Silk
Lyon has to be the stupidest bowler in world cricket. He has all the skills required to be elite, but he's fucking obsessed with bowling the wrong line 10 kmph too fast. Whenever he slows it down, flights the ball and stops doing retarded shit he takes wickets but he never fucking wants to do that.
>>74537862
It was the correct decision Tbh
>tfw no brown cricket obsessed gf
Poojar out first over
>Shit O'Queef
Why is bodyline illegal
Some pretty interesting selection notes for this QLD/TAS shield game.
>Jake Hancock getting another chance
>Jake Doran dropped for a 30-something year old who has a grand total of ONE fc century to his name
>Ben Cutting getting picked as the 5th seamer and 8th basman
>Steve Truloff getting yet another chance
>DUDE DART IT IN LMAO XD
>>74538071
Pussified draft dodgers
>LE BOWLING FULL XD XD
>>74538071
because the MCC outlawed it
>>74538074
>>74538088
I thought you were dead donny
Poojar out second over
If >we get a wicket in the first 10 overs we'll win, otherwise we lose.
>>74538103
which batsman are you?
>>74538114
David Warner
Posted from my OLED
>>74538135
better score some runs this time you dumb cunt
learn how to sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
NOT OUT
yeah rock and roll it a few more times can't quite make it out
bounced off his fingers tho
>>74538177
so it was a drop
>>74538183
bounced from his fingers to his palm
I understand why it wasn't paid but I think there's a bit of a grey area about how much of your hand needs to be under the ball in situations like that
Pujara out this over I mean
hmm
down leg imo
terrible decision
Pujara out this over I reckon
Is this the autism containment thread?
>>74538234
Yeah lad ama
>Shit O'Queef
>>74538243
Will Smith be able to chase more than 200?
>>74538258
The pitch has flattened out so yeah I reckon he could maybe chase 220
>>74538258
KEK
Saxon BTFO
https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/take-out-the-trash?utm_term=.jvbKWLQM5E#.plPy5YvXBb
Pujara out this over
>>74538276
>he doesn't know Shitfeed is fake news
>Shit O'Queef
>sango
I reckon Pujara falls this over lads
Are we expecting this to go to day 5
unless India collapse soon yes
yeah better bring back the wog who got walloped yesterday and is the reason why the game got away from australia instead of bowling the spinners who already have had two chances
>Pujara has faced 50 more balls this innings than Warner has faced so far in India
Bitchwide time lads
useless fucking shit
fuck meme shit
ez runs
our quicks suck
DUDE FAST BOWLING XD LMAO
Starc had better figures in Pune
fucking hell how can you be this fucking stupid
If we really needed to use a quick why not use Hazleshit, at least he's collected some wickets
>>74538423
He'll be bowling as well
I wish Clarke stayed on as a specialist captain
Fuck me this bowling is dire
Will Warner make a good future captain?
>>74538448
Warner unironically has a better understanding of bowler rotation than Shit
>le best player must be le captain meme
fucking sick of this shit
desperation
>the ball just straightened, didn't come back in at all
kek?
So a good captain would stayed with the old ball and had a long spell with both the spinners. After about 10 overs if you didn't get a wicket, change to new ball and put quicks in
I fucking hate this team
>>74538506
Probably, yeah. Starc's been absolute poo, bowling him isn't going to get any wickets
Just rotate Hazlewood and spin, there's no need for le shit wog
fuck these shitty bowlers
>>74538518
Lyon is pretty muck doing what O'keef did last test. Both Hazlewood and Starc have been average
>oh he's just an aggressive bowler lol it's not his fault he's bowling full it's his natural game
fuck right off
is starc the new le one good year man?
starc is why cricket should be kept as the anglo cetic game in australia
Can we bring Bailey, KIinger or White in as a specialist captain?
>>74538585
Klinger is a dogshit captain
I'd unironically go for either of the others
>ball already stopped swinging
>no wickets
bravo meme shit, great call
Rotate Warner and Marsh with the ball
God Hayden is thick
Reminder he wanted Starc to bowl to Kholi
>>74538611
Marsh has unironically been a better bowler than the wog
Of course Lee wouldn't understand why Hazlewood would bowl on the fourth stump line
reminder Lee is the smartest man to come out of the gong
absolute cherry there starc you useless fuck
>Hazlewood bowling maidens
Makes the wog look even worse
>full toss half a metre away from off stump
b r a v o
useless cunt
I fucking hate how Starc always tries to blame the poo he bowls on the fucking footholes
It happens every single fucking game
Own up for being a joke of a bowler
shit ball should have been put away I'd be embarrassed to get a wicket on that shit
gr8 review
super captaincy
the moral of the story is that you bowl enough garbage and you'll get them eventually
REVIEW
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Fantastic review
Hate this fucking rugby league ad
This one too, foxtel ads are shit
holy fuck what a ball
I guess starc is alright
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Going to need a webm of that
Absolute jaffa
just got back from work lads
STERC GOAT
NOT YET
good nut
good wickets but starc is still the reason India are in control of the game
>>74538749
smith dropped the match
based matty hayden
hahahaha great call haydos
what a soft dismissal
>>74538754
love the australian team Tbh
HAYDOS
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ITS ALL HAPPENING
work cancelled for today
Commentators curse
>he's an experienced campaigned in the 90s
>never been out in the 90s before
what did he mean by this?
>>74538764
>i now remember this
>>74538764
you can tell who bowled it just from the shape of the ball
LADS
lmao get rekt curries
Will Australia win lads?
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That was a low blow
Looks like the Smoth gamble payed out
great ball
just got called into centrelink lads they're giving me a $5000 bonus for quality shitposting
>LE FUG LE FEST BAWLERS
The absolute STATE of this thread
Stream lads?
>>74538851
Foxtel Play lad
>Wade
Lyon on pls
>>74538851
http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1
>>74538857
Kys Jew faggot
Dude fucking fast bowlers make my dick hard
>>74538874
dat casual anti-semetism
Kek, Lyon missing a 10fer. Sad!
>>74538851
Fox Sports lad
>Go round the shops
>Get back
>4 wickets
What the literal and actual fuck
>>74538897
why did you go round the shops not into them?
>>74538921
Gotta lose weight desu
NEW THREAD REMINDER
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>>74538893
wow test cricket is actually exciting when the pitches aren't roads
ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا
>>74539085
based saxons mum's new boyfriend
good thread you fucking assholes
>>74538940
>16 posts early
You fucking racist alcoholic criminal.