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News:
>Jacare vs Whittaker set for UFC on Fox 24
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/838426921977458688 (embed)
>Dana unsure of Khabib's future
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-boss-dana-white-unsure-of-khabib-nurmagomedovs-future-following-ufc-209-scratch
>UFC to return to New Zealand
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-returning-to-new-zealand-for-ufc-fight-night-110-in-auckland-in-june
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Schaub is God
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reem
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schaub bless brothers, someone give me an over under of how many loads i can drop on this pic for my cum tribute ;)
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>>74527052
why'd you save the non-transparent one?
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>>74527050
80% of /heem/ picked against reem.
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why do I have this feeling Dana hates Robin Black?
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lmao
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>>74527055
>80%
you sure?
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>>74527055
Whenever we want reem to lose, he wins. And when we actually want him to win, he loses in embarrassing manner.
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>>74527060
Yeah after the fight happened it looked like 80% of the picks were gone, and it was the first fight of the PPV.
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>>74527057
>>74527059
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>>74527055
just cause you don't think he's gonna win doesn't mean you aren't rooting for him.
>>74527063
calm down Ng, we all want reem to win always
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>>74527059
>Robin Black
wew
why is this literally who being pushed so much by everyone?
it;s like mcgregor all over again
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>>74527053
At least you h8ers are starting to come with terms with your repressed homoesexual feelings towards Schaub. No wonder you h8ed him so much lol.
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>>74527059
>tfw the only pick I got right was Kelly
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hows my odds
post bets
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>>74527072
woah dude nice schaub pic you got there, that shit got me hard ngl, gonna cum buckets to that. Schaub bless as always.
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>>74527060
>Actually won
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
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>>74527076
>Vitor
Literally throwing away money
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>>74527043
>3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
My body is ready, do you like vodka /heem/?
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>>74527076
>Belfort
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>>74527076
>belfort
>weidman
>johnson
>stipe
my guy are you trying to lose money?
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what your eyes
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>>74527083
>asstelum
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>>74527102
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>>74527102
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>>74527067
looks about half to me
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Anyone got any medium rare reems?
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>>74527102
>uncle tom belt buckle nigger
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>>74527110
this webm makes sassi look like a pillow fisted retard if anything
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>>74527113
JOB IS JOB! - Wanderlei Silva
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>>74527119
is that an extra from pirates of Caribbean?
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>>74527119
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>>74527113
>economically illiterate socialist
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>>74527117
why cause he TKO'd him, Weidman didn't even put him to sleep when he was in full mount. This post makes you look like a retard if anything.
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I really really really think Rose should start training with Lloyd Irvin for sure
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*CTE intensifies*
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>>74527131
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never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKY9GiJgUHw
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who /fullbelleh/ here?
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>>74527134
>Canada is all one person
love this meme
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Whoever you are or whatever you do, you'll get only what God prescribed for you.
AlhamduliLlah for everything God gifted me for my 28 years, I got much more than I asked. I know that many people was waiting for this fight and I fail them.
Want to bring my apologies for all my fans, UFC and my opponent Tony.
My health is fine now, thanks God. These tough testing only makes me stronger.
Thank everyone for the support.
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>>74527149
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>>74527141
>food poisoning
>full belly
something aint right here
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>>74527141
Is he back on the gas?
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Why can't the Hues put together good fighters anymore ffs, seeing all their greats get BTFO was so much fun.
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so what happens with lightweight now? tony is asking for mcgregor but that wont happen anytime soon.
is khabib tony still on??
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>>74527151
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>>74527162
>is khabib tony still on??
Yes, they will fight on 210. And yeah, that's pure wishful thinking.
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>>74527156
100%
why do you think he was in thailand for months?
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>>74527156
>>74527153
>so get this, I told them I had food poisoning and the madmen actually believed it
dude look at his back when he had hunt against the fence. hes on the gas for sure
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Bektic looked really good before he got DAMAGED, wonder how he will come back.
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if they reschedule Khabib/Tony and it gets cancelled again I might go off the deep end lads
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So proud of Dad Kelly
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>>74527180
>It's a Khabib goes to a shitty hospital and pulls out episode
>It's a Khabib forgets to turn off the oven and misses the weight in episode
>It's a Khabib oversleeps episode
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>Mark Hunt's face when he checks MMAFighting tomorrow and sees that Reem got flagged by USADA
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>>74527180
>kalabeeb fighting anyone in the top 5
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I HEEMED MYSELF TODAY
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>>74527197
beat him more convincingly than tony
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>>74527198
TO SEE IF I HAVE CHIN
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>>74527180
salam aleikym, Dana, don't forget to take Ramadan dates into consideration while rescheduling.
inshallah, I will fight one day
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Will ufc let woodley pick next opponent or he's fighting maia/Masdival winner
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>>74527202
Tony damaged Dos Anjos, Khabib dry humped him
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>>74527207
There's a muslim guy who fought during Ramadhan.
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>>74527208
I wonder does it even matter at this point. The only supposed weakness he had was wonderboy and we saw what happened. Everyone else is no different to him
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>>74527208
Woodley = WGAF, his stock is in the shitter, he will be co-main on a Mighty Mouse card at this rate
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>>74527217
It's these times I love Uncle Dana
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why is dana praising reem for not mentioning the poisoning? reem is a cheat
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>>74527208
He'll fight the winner of Maia/Masvidal unless it's Maia then he'll fight the winner of Bisping/GSP for the 185 strap because WME
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>>74527217
Still mad?
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>>74527225
go to bed ariel, the IVs were legal.
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>>74527217
but he'll still be the champ and you'll still be mad so who cares?
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>>74527217
twood, mouse, and DC compared to GSP conor and ronda in terms of PPV sales really puts things into perspective
and i bet there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will preform mental gymnastics to ignore the systemic racism in the UFC
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>>74527231
>no helmet
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If you even a fraction of a fitefan, you don't want neither Woodley nor SWT to be a champ after this bullshit.
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make a list of champions you don't like
Daniel Cormier
Tyrone woodley
Demetrious Johnson
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>24 hours after the fact and whitebois still mad
Damn I know I wouldn't have been this mad about a fight. I'd have taken some time off /heem/ if wonderboi won.
Please try and calm down beige people. It's gonna be alright. It's all gonna work itself out eventually.
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>>74527239
>thinking tyron fighting a smart fight and coming out with a win makes him a boring fighter after all his explosive r1 KOs
its like you have only seen 1 tyron fight or just have an extreme short term memory
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Is Stipe a grade A shitposter?
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>>74527246
tbf there are more of your posts about how "whitebois" are mad lad.
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>>74527240
Demetrius Johnson
Tyrone Woodley
Sir Michael Bisbong
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>>74527259
Have you watched any of his embeddeds?
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>>74527240
you forgot amanda
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>>74527264
They wouldn't be there if 95% of the thread wasn't pure butthurt about someone they don't like winning. Now it's turning into /pol/ 2.0 lmao, and you just know that if SWT won they'd be doing the same.
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>>74527260
>poverty-stricken hovel
I pray to God one day you show your face in my neck of the woods. I think you'd be surprised my man. Your paternal instincts will kick in because of the rich family-nurturing environment.
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Make a list of the biggest pussy duckers in UFC
Michael Bizbing
Conor Magrega
GSP
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>>74527271
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>>74527281
>>74527240
You okay dude?
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>>74527280
>when you see tyron lurking
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>>74527057
>white
>black
hmm,,,
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>>74527289
not everyone samefags all day like you
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>>74527291
Time heals all wounds.
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>>74527291
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Is this what they call "Prison Guard"?
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>jacare is natty
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He would've won.
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>>74527313
>24-0
>somehow thinks he'll be the one to beat the Eagle
Yikes, awkward.
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>>74527309
Whittaker is gunna KO old man Jacaroid, long live the new flesh bitches
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Give me a /heem/ related file name for this
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Hmmm seen this episode before
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>>74527319
GSP
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>>74527327
now THAT is a meme fight. Don't see how Sage loses.
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>>74527327
wait a minute, wasn't Sage up there training at Roufus sport with the WW GOAT, the same gym CM Punk trains at?
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>>74527327
kek i hope to god this is real
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>oh for sure wonderboy had some sick octagon control my man
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I miss Conor :/
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>>74527346
for sure he was scoring with the teep my guy
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>>74527327
>check twitter
>live tweeting mandrama
>tons of anti conor tweets
Social media was a mistake
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>GSP is natty
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>>74527327
>>74527336
confirmed for fixed fight
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why are headbutts illegal?
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Is bradley swinton a good fighter?
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>j-jacare is going to get a t-title shot!
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>he believes bisping will "quick-turn-around" fight romero
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>>74527355
are you a neet by any chance ?
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Reem bless lads
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bless up
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gadelha
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>>74527431
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>>74527451
why are women so provocative?
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>>74527431
>>74527453
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>>74527467
hey
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>>74527467
fucking Bisping just brutalized him, way to go Luke you fucked MW
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>>74527467
I like how lucky Bisping's foot was placed exactly to drop Luke.
Not to say it's a fluke or something.
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>he still thinks about thompson v woodley
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>>74527458
because, it gets the people going!
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lads what the hell happened to anthony pettis
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>>74527511
What's there to think about tbqh? Nothing happened.
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>>74527519
he unironically got EXPOSED
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>>74527519
"""IVs"""
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>>74527528
when he got fed to holloway and max was beating him with combos up on the fence, right before the ref called it he looked like he gave up and then he looked like he was gonna cry after
felt awful for him desu
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Lloyd Irvin
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Khabib Nurmagomedov.
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The Demolition Man, Alistair "The Reem" Overeem
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Peggy Morgan
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Louis Smolka
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Conor "The Notorious" McGregor.
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>>74527513
THIS IS WHY MUH FUCKAS WANNA FIND ME
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
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>>74527574
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>>74527609
take off your glasses.
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>>74527609
TAKE
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Reminder that Dana put a hit on Hunt via Overoid
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THOSE
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>>74527613
>>74527614
Take off your weight
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>>74527609
you are COCKY GUY!
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>>74527613
> take off your face
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>take off your face
Why was that girl hysterical laughing in the background?
Was it really that funny?
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The real winner of Woodley vs Thompson
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>>74527654
It's not delivery, it's Wonderpedo
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>>74527645
because he said it with the utmost sincerity, it was the opposite of cringe, it was fucking hilarious and cute coming from tony who is a psychopathic killer
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>>74527667
why doesn't wonderboy have a gf
he could smash so many hot chicks so easily
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>>74527675
his Dad is his gf
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>>74527675
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watching the rda pettis fight on fox right now
this is the fight where pettis got his soul taken from him
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>>74527698
>>74527701
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>>74527701
that simply isn't true
woodley is smoking
dem thighs and that ass?
come on son
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detective Wonderboy is on the case, checking to see if Tyrone has any warrants
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>>74527316
Hahahah you realize his record is dog shit right
Khabib will never hold the belt because you can't pick and choose cans to crush at this level, face it Igor, Khabib is a myth
Pic related
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>>74527698
>>74527701
Racist bitch
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>>74527734
jokes on you that's a barrel not a can
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My boy Dirty Bird is fighting again. Also, Cowboy + Gastelum! what a weekend coming up
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>>74527734
>myth
...the man, the legend.
>Pic related
Agreed, I hope Dana will give Cuckuy a little push in there.
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>>74527745
tim memes will NEVER stop fighting
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>>74527319
Cody Garbrandt's first title defense
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>>74527319
holy shit nature is fucking metal
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>>74527745
love that kid
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>>74527602
REEM SO HARD
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>>74527813
MUH FUCKAS WANNA HEEM ME
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>>74527847
HEEM SHEEM THE WHOLE TEAM REEM
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Just heem me
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>>74527906
when and how hard, i can pound you on the farm
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http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/khabib-nurmagomedov/khabib-nurmagomedov-releases-statement-apology-ufc-209/
Why does this article say Khabib slated Tony when he literally did nothing of the sort? Is reading comprehension that hard? This is stirring shit when there is literally none, pisses me off. He gave apologies and that's it
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>>74527924
GOOOOD FUCKING MORNING
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Thoughts on Bognad Skwib?
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still time to join the team before ufc 210 lads
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>>74527941
im still on the team btw
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WE NEED BORK BACK
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>>74527941
he's done. Moose will take whats left of his soul
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>>74527941
Count me in
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>>74527999
TRIPS MAKE IT TRUE
BORK COME BACK
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Do you think Jon Jones will ever fight again?
Also good morning to everyone who isn't a loser who stays up all night and is unemployed.
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>>74528058
>getting on heem before 5 am
who you calling a loser cunt
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>>74528056
what a fucking MONSTER
jesus christ
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>>74528069
aleks is MY boy
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>>74527701
Who the hell is this skank? Could you imagine the backlash if a male celebrity said this about two female fighters?
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>>74528068
I'm already up and working you non contributing zero lol.
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>>74528076
I always knew he was a motherfucker... but god damn. those hands. that was just pure violence
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>>74528094
Now imagine being the woman he raped. Imagine how terrifying that would be.
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>>74528111
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>>74528116
just stop replying to him he's a namefag, absolute attention whore
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>>74527162
>>74527180
what if tony moved up to welterweight and challenged tyrun
what if
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>>74528111
he didnt rape anybody u sheep
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>>74528127
Easy fight for Woodley.
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>>74528135
>ferguson vs someone from ferguson
no, seriously, tony has an actual ground game, somehow
>>
who is khabib fighting first at welterweight?
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>>74528148
lol his 10th planet bullshit wouldnt work against a ww wrestler
>>
fucking kek. told you niggers
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>>74528204
wodlee
>>
>http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/alistair-overeem/ufc-heavyweight-alistair-overeem-notified-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation/
JUST
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lol this fucking guy
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/20/14676752/wheres-ronda-rousey-at-derrick-lewis-was-wrong
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>>74528271
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>>74528289
That's the bloodyelbow moderator, the fat guy with glasses who has the ghostbuster poster in the background
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>>74528271
U got me
Mark would have FLIPPED
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I have a 300 word essay due this morning for my sports psychology class but I haven't even begun. I'm sitting here rewatching UFC 209 instead.
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unexpectedly seeing this has brought a newfound joy into my life i could have never predicted
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>>74528388
kek
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>>74528388
That's not funny it's offensive.
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>>74527941
#NotMyTeam
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whos ngannou fighting next?
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>>74528349
300?! get started now mister
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>>74528271
Mark Hunt is loading the miniguns in his truck and heading to UFC HQ as we speak.
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spergop's boy lost 500k lol
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can you believe I almost forget this cucksucker jany banned me in the middle of saturday main event, how is this even possible, I was going to sleep but now Im so fucking mad
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>>74528458
Why were you banned?
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>>74528455
What a loser! Sad!
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>>74528463
because I was commending everyone to skip the wmma bout
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>>74528467
Well aren't you an idiot.
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>>74528467
lol what was the ban for though? i mean what was the violation? offtopic?
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>>74528455
>cutting
pussy deserves it
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>>74528475
Could Khabib outwork Franki--nevermind he can't even make 160 lol
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>>74528480
speaking of khabib, ramadan is on the 26th of may, is he making it before that?
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>>74528491
he should fight during it he won't be as fat
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will you watch pfister pfighting pfederation?
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>>74528539
as long as he puts on freakshow fights on fightpass
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how bout this lads. when you sign with ufc you give them your average walk around weight, then they put you in a weightclass where you only cut 15-20 lbs.
then when usada does the random test they have a scale with them, if you weigh more than say 35lbs above the class you were assigned, you automatically get moved up a class.
thoughts?
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>>74528580
nah i like cancelled bouts
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>>74528580
Just do like wrestling and make fighters give a urine sample with a specific gravity between 1.002 to 1.030. You want to starve yourself hard to make weight? Whatever, who gives a shit. You still need to be hydrated in order to weigh in.
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>>74528580
whatever works for people who pay for it
>>74528590
this. it's funny because i watch it for free
i'm being serious though i don't care because i'm able to watch all the fights FOR FREE
>>
i need to get chlorine but the pool place doesn't open for 3 MORE HOURS
do any of you guys swim instead of run/bike?
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>>74528580
How often do usada test though? Woodley looked pretty untested desu
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>>74528590
only serious replies kunt
>>74528603
faber said he knows how to game it
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>>74528614
no, too much of a hassle, rather just go run
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>there should never be 10-10 rounds
lol that guy is a dork
you're fucking scoring it live those 1st two rounds could be scored 10-10 and there would literally be nothing wrong with it
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>>74528622
yeah most people have a pool guy, but they also have people come over and clean their cars it's pretty sad lol
>>
I'm still a bit confused by the scoring system
Say for Tyron Thompson 2, had it been scored 48-47 Tyron, 47-47, 48-47 Thompson
Whats that?
>>
>>74528539
>starts roiding
>retires
did he find a construction job?
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>>74528615
12 times last year and twice this year according to the website
most tested this year is duffee with four. wonder why
have fun with this
>http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
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>>74528645
Split draw.
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>>74528645
split draw
>>
>>74528645
tyron draw
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>>74528645
If two of three judges don't agree on a winner, then it's automatically a draw regardless of who the third judge picks.
>>
>if 2 judges score it a draw and the 3rd scores it in your favor you should win
tyron is right, wonderboy lost twice
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how did ebi 11 go
any heems?
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How do we fix karate?
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>>74528654
>>74528657
Alright thanks, I thought a split draw was when 2 judges score it a draw but one scores it for a certain fighter.
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>>74528667
bisping knocked edgy the fuck out
>>74528668
If muay thai was easy it would be called karate
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>>74528667
1 twister
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>>74528678
That's a majority draw. (It's called split because the judges are split on who won.) 48-47 48-47 47-48 is a split decision (because as said, judges are split) 48-47 48-47 48-48 is a majority decisions.
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>>74528682
>when you have a photographic memory but everything you read is bullshit
>>
>when you have a guest on talking about the dangers of political correctness but then he goes on and on about how he's deeply religious
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This is still the worst tattoo concept in MMA history.
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>>74528719
no it isn't
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>>74528719
every tattoo is the worst
t. a guy who is right about everything
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>>74528719
>hating on the flavor of the month meme
blasphemy desu baka
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Who should she "fight" next?
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>>74528736
cyborg @ 145 in a title eliminator bout :^)
>>
>>74528736
Megan Canderson.
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>>74528736
>coal burning whore
you wont have a full set of teeth if you talk about my girl like that again
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>>74528748
Jef.
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>>74528749
yes?
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>>74528751
Jef.
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>>74528754
Jef.
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>>74528754
yeeees?
>>
>that embedded where cerrone gets pulled over in the RV
>Americans commenting that he's lucky he didn't get shot for getting up and going toward the back of the RV
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>>74528746
why dont you like megan?
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>>74528760
why would he get shot? hes white?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLjHhSOE7s
Post Your UFC Walkout Song
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>>74528762
ayy lmaaaao
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>>74528762
If I was king of the world she'd be my personal cum receptacle, but she's not exactly a good fighter. She's just huge.
It reminds me of old Bob Sapp fights.
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>>74528767
no i think ethnically he's italian
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>>74527229
>wonderboy won the popular vote
holy shit i kek'd
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>>74528776
*Racially
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>>74528783
American education, everyone.
>>
>He was born eleventh of the thirteen children
>13
>>74528787
you can't even own automatic weapons
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>>74528762
when will she finally go to a decent boxing gym?
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>>74527941
rip chris
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>>74528790
she will never be a good striker just like paige sletten
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If 10th Planet was easy it would be called Sambo.
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>>74528789
Neither can you, unless you want to pay a ludicrous amount.
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>>74528792
delet this. The Chris will be back better than ever
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>>74528801
>australian education
this isn't new york city, martin bryant
>>
If MMA is a fringe sport why does it objectively have the most posts of any sport on this board?
>>
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>>74528798
i see potential in her though, just teach her some cagefighting discipline and how to pace a riddim, the rest comes all along
>>74528802
back down doo
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>>74528807
>it's an American is unaware of the costs indirectly created through the NFA episode
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>>74528790
shes doing fine imho
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>>74528811
We have the best shitposters folks, I'm telling you.
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>>74528824
SHUT UP YOU LOW INCOME NOGUNZ ZILCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhs5u94XDJc
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>>74528811
all the posts here but yours are all me desu
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>>74528824
>>74528833
sorry that was over the top, i'm just excited Publix is opening in 6 minutes
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>>74528830
I'm pretty sure that 40yo had 100% accuracy. She's only winning because she's fighting BW and FlW's.
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>>74528818
mousasis run of cans makes him look better than he is.
The Chris is FREE MONEY
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jorge masvidal: ufc champion
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I love how khabib dick riders won't dare post again
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>>74528855
I actually can see him beating Woodley if he gets past Maia.
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>>74528855
>nick vs horhay
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>UFC 210
>Will Brooks is 1-1 in his UFC record
>Thiago Alves vs Patrick Côté at 170lbs
>card headlined by an AKA fighter
>rumble was a welterweight
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>>74527305
>>
Bisping embarrassed GSP in the press conference when he talked about GSP only taking the fight because its "easy" for him
>>
>>74528980
How does that not rebound on Bisping twice as hard?
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>>74528855
Aggresive Masvidal is the new motivated BJ
>>
>>74527319
Dillashaw family reunion
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>>74529024
lol
>>
>>74529011
Because bisping justs wants money and bants, GSP has his legacy to uphold and now it looks like he possibly avoided anderson and tyrone
>>
banana was a meme
he got lucky with tony
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>>74527675
so tyron has no one to black
>>
>>74527275
how old are you?
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>>74528811
Hardly anybody here actually watches fights.
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Pedro's dad looks like Mark Hunt
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>>74529070
i certainly never watch them, maybe just the fox highlights, and then comment on here like i'm an expert
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>>74529113
mongrels
look like bigfoot and mark hunt at the same time
>>
>>74527240
Nunes, bisbong... I like stipiocic but rather have Cain or Francis as champ
>>
>>74529127
kek
are they aboroginal natives?
>>
>>74529145
Pacific Islanders (Samoans etc.)
>>
>>74529154
thanks
>>
joe rogan cried over ronda rousey
>>
yo fuck that niga stevia thompson fo real
>>
luke thomas
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>>74527754
Only to find that machine broke down under its own weight
>>
Is Bellator worth watching? I've been a strict UFC fanboy since 189, but I feel like I have a much better understanding than most people around me who watch MMA..
>>
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZb54Znf60
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Is T-Wood /ourguy/?
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>>74527782
>>74529024
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>>74529326
He is without prejudice my favourite UFC champion
>>
lads i just want to say i'm fucking gutted it wasn't another draw, everyone was upset about it including the fighters and after 24 minutes of fucking nothing they deserved to be upset again. I'm even more upset that woodley actually threw a punch right before the end because it means dickheads and the ufc have their "exciting highlights" to roll out to entice even more glue eating mongoloids and their circular family trees to shell out more money
THE CYCLE CONTINUES
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>>74529337
>getting mad about mma
>>
>>74529337
>being this booty blasted
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>>74527327
meme summer gon b great lads
0-1 vs 3-2
i hope punk doesn't do stupid shit this time, now just imagine for one second he manages to submit sage and asks for a rematch against gall
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>
>>74529337
If it had been a draw again I unironically think that Dana would have stripped Woodley and made Conor v Masvidal for the 170 strap.
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*blocks your path*
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>yfw khabib gets cut
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>>74527327
Does Sage get cut if he loses that one ?
>>
>>74527327
pls be real
>>
>>74527043
>Gastelum vs Belfort
Nice. All we need now is another Lawler fight.
>>
believe this, me and that fucking tyron poster will meet before the end of 2017. once he mans up and accepts the terms, we will get it on.
>>
If you watch GSPs 2016 training videos you can see he is a lot slower and not explosive anymore
Bisping will destroy him
>>
@8:20 Robin Black breaks down edgy vs Bisping
https://youtu.be/Esx7g6gP6j8
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>>74527057
Literally everyone hates Robin Black, even Robin Black hates Robin Black.
>>
>>74529459
I like Robin
>>
>>74529457
>Bisping got mad because edgy offered to help his ground game for GSP
Bisping is shook as heck
>>
>>74529466
Were you abused as a child?
>>
>>74529457
eddie wouldve tapped bisping glad robin hack agrees
>>
>rubberguard
>>
sup /heem/
>>
>>74529519
good mythical morning
>>
@27:05
https://youtu.be/Esx7g6gP6j8
Extra info regarding why tony wouldn't take a short notice fight. UFC wouldn't pay for his camp costs or something.
>>
how much longer until the ufc goes out of business
>>
>>74529542
2 weeks
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>>74529542
Never ever, WME will have sunk cost fallacy over it, they won't close it down
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>>74529553
Still, it's gonna be funny to watch them desperately cut costs for the next couple of years. They'll be WSOF-tier in 2 years or less at this rate.
>>
What would you rather take
A knee from Reem
Conor's left hand
Rumbles right hand
Donors left hand
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>>74529570
even a gunshot from conor would be the best option
>>
>>74529550
>Shogun is still only 35
>>
>>74529570
Of course a donor's left hand, i don't need it because ill keep it in cryo just in case
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>>74529582
but* not because
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>>74529570
>Anything from a 230+ lb man or a shot from from a 160lb manlet
Is this really a question?
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>>74529542
>If only Bellator got rid of their shitty cage announcer and replaced him for a suit and tie lower register voice motherfucker
>No more cringey ass flag and national anthem bullshit
>No more lame metal riffs and overhyping off-voices on their videos
>More aggresivity towards social media, whether as fighters, promoters, gyms, etc
>Get some deals with international companies and organizations, eventually schedule inter-companies tournaments, prizes, memefests with actual quality and elite fucking wars
>Sell the trash or the guys with poor records, build fresh top stars with legit records instead, read promotion meme arrow above
>Phil Davis and Wonderboy should be the leading face on this paralel universe process
>By social media I was also meaning main sports news brands, either fox, espn, bbc on the uk, whatever
>Truth is: all this wall of text is just because I like the pride gloves and the sponsored trunks.
>Bellator has a chance, it's WME's money against Viacom's money.
>I'm totally not a shill.
>Kendall Grove pulled out because fuck you
>Cut him
>>
>>74529603
*by wonderboy i meant rory
>>
>>74529608
wow is that some sort of afro hair style or is Daley a secret conehead
>>
>>74529603
Calm the fuck down bud
>>
>>74529618
you calm down bud
>>
Just rewatched Hendo vs Bisping 2. Fuck bong ''judges''
>get almost killed in 2 rounds
>land most of your shots on your opponent's forearms and shoulders
>2 groin kicks
>get awarded victory anyway
>>
>>74529553
I didn't know this until the other day, but apparently Rousey signed a deal with them a couple years back and they negotiated all her TV and movie shit. It's not really being operated as a business on its own, it's more of a platform to market athletes they can represent as part of their normal agency business. Even if they're not making much it can still be really profitable if they have 1 or 2 superstars, hate to say it but I don't know if it matters much if 90% of it goes to shit.
>>
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>>74529622
>England
>>
>>74529628
Did you finally decide to let Eugene enlighten you? He and Kid Nate drop TRUTH BOMBS on the weekly.
>>
>>74529622
What would have happened if Hendo had won? Would he still have retired?
>>
>>74529638
Yeah, and it would have been a perfect ending to a great career. Hendo deserved to go out like that.
>>
>>74529637
wat
>>
>>74529648
So then what would have happened at MW? With a vacant belt would they give Bisping a shot to win it back against Romero/GSP/Jacare?
>>
>>74529655
I doubt it, getting destroyed by a senior citizen would make it very difficult to make a case for him. Maybe they'd let him fight Rockhold for it.
>>
>>74527941
he was never my boy
>>
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>>74529674
Cody's face is amazing.
>>
>>74529674
garbrandt is a pleb tier champion
>>
>>74529622
Bisping outpointed Hendo
M-muh damage in 2 rounds
>>
What's happening to UFC in 2017? Did Dana sign a contract with blacked.com?
>>
>>74529674
Let me bang bro right in the center smiling
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>
>>74529712
Yep
>Rashad got the decision by one judge despite being school'd
>Tyrone """""""""""won""""""""""""" 3 rounds
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>>74529712
Hamilton is a light skinned nigga
Don't try to tell me otherwise
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>209 was on par with 208 in terms of (shitty) quality
Did WME murk UFC? What's (((their))) end game?
>>
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>>74529712
>chrissy in the back getting wet at the thought of black beastiality
>>74529740
>be a foot shorter than your opponent
>still manage to throw your weight downward into an overhand right heem by a miracle
What did they mean by this?
>>
>>74529698
because you win fights by points right cuck
lets say we fight
we fight for 25min straight, you hit me with a literal pillow during those 25min. Right after I hit you with a big overhand and a couple followup shots and send you to the hospital. That makes you the winner right? lmao
>>
>>74529760
your logic is super dumb
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>>74529755
>be a foot shorter than your opponent
>still manage to throw your weight downward into an overhand right heem by a miracle
>all your previous wins are by sub
>>
>>74529766
says the ''pro better'' who loses 90% of his bets lmao
>>
>>74529773
Doesn't matter if you lose 9/10 bets if the 1/10 that you win is +1100. :^)
>>
>>74529773
once again your logic is super dumb
>>
>>74529698
>outpointed
>strikes on forearms and shoulders should count
>TWO groins strikes aren't a point deduction
>M-muh damage in 2 rounds
>looked like he was run over by a truck and had to get facial reconstruction
>>
>>74529780
It matters if you say that youre a pro better betting in a currency that is worth shit and bragging about it lmao
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>>74529780
winning like 55% of my bets is fine with me, I've made thousands of dollars betting on mma over the years and I literally only do it so that I care more about the fights and it's more fun to watch
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>>74529787
>if you say that youre a pro better
oh, that happened?
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Will html embed code actually work if I post them? Couple things from sites like Vimeo and Dailymotion that I wouldn't mind posting.
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>>74529810
only if you type [Embed] [Embed] after the link
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>>74529810
Yeah they work on 4chan
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Is Bisping the worst champion ever? Or is he just the worst champion in the last 5 years?
Was there any other contender that only gets easy fights instead of fighting the strong guys in the division?
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>>74529829
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>>74529841
lmao that's unreal
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>>74529838
I'd say Woodley is a worse champion
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>>74529789
You only like money. Stop watching MMA or admit to being a casual.
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>>74529892
>You only like money.
you only like dicks
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>>74529886
I wouldn't, and i criticize him all the time. Woodley manned up and fought the #1 ranked TWICE. He also didn't win his title just because his opponent went full retard.
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>>74529838
>only gets easy fights
The only fight Conor's had in Lightweight in the UFC was the easiest fight in the top five for him.
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>>74529910
>Woodley manned up and fought the #1 ranked TWICE.
buddy he literally bitched and complained non stop and did everything he could to get out of both of those fights, though
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>>74529910
>fought the #1 ranked TWICE
And he will continue to do so, cause Dana doesn't give a fuck about him to throw him a money fight bone
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>>74529939
>man wants to earn money for his family
fuck that guy
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Who /WOODLEY/ here?
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Eugene S. Robinson
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>>74530079
*dabs*
I AM I AM
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Id heem all of you
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>people actually thought Tyrone would lose
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Fuck guys my wife just left me and took all my savings, i think i have to become an mma journalist now.
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He wasn't really hurt, he just was caught whilst off balance, got up immediately. 10-8 is just embarrasing, even then, a 10-8 should just give tyrone the draw 47-47, wonderboy was obviously winning three rounds
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>>74527043
can someone make a gif of the OP's pic spinning?
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>>74530245
gl hf
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>>74530212
He did
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>>74530303
check the record bud
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>>74530359
are you implying that mma judges are good at their jobs
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>>74527926
wtf are you talking about? It said that the two have been slated to fight 3 times, not that khabib "slated" Tony. Sooo, is reading comprehension really that hard?
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Someone redpill me on the Foggy Dew
Whats the context here
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>>74527378
So normalfags don't get triggered, the UFC don't want to scare the pussies that for some reason are watching MMA
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>yfw Bisping get ko'd by GSP
It would ruin his thin legacy forever
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My dad say me playing the ufc game and said "all it is is street fighting without the street"
When will these old timers show mma some hespect? He already moans that all they do is lay on top of each other.
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>>74530442
Its cause the athletic commisions wont allow it retard, the UFC was all about being the most hardcore, they would have allowed headbutts if they could.
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>>74527408
Why would the natty GOAT lie? King Bisping will decision the entire roster with one eye closed you casual
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>>74530455
Bullshit, there's no legitimate reason.
They have no proof that a headbutt does any more damage than a front kick or elbows on the ground even, or endangers the fighter too much, it's just because they look scary.
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>>74530079
Woodley was a good boy sat night, he dindu nuffin
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>>74530452
Just do an Imanari roll and leglock your dad in front of your mum. He will respect the mma game after that because you killed his manhood in front of you mommy.
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>>74530484
take it up with the commission you dork
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>>74530484
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>>74530510
I'll take it up with the commission then, you keep taking it up your arse
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>>74530520
>arse
literally cringed
fuck the british
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>>74530079
No, /Robbie/
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No, /Rory/
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The ufc doesnt excite me anymore lads. The last fight i was excited for was bisping romero but that went down the drian. Only hope is mosse and reem. Ill kill myself after that.
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>>74530569
>DUDE PRIDE NEVER DIES LMAO
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>>74530569
Same here, I honestly can't think of a fight I'm excited for, not even Stipe/JDS rematch.
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>>74530616
>>74530569
garbrandt vs TJ
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>>74530645
6/10 on my excitement level to be real HONEST, after that what's left?
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Why don't they start doing cards like 1 fight from every division?
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>>74530652
>half of the card for pissbreaks and midgets ? this semen slurping sport is not for me
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Why doesn't the UFC just fucking poach all the good talent from Bellator?
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>>74530682
I'm not asking for superfights you faggot, Bisping vs Romero was the right fight to make
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>>74530681
Bellator is the UFC nursing home
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>>74530681
Because a lot of the talent still needs a slow build up to the top so they just let Bellator do it for them with some fighters
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>>74530692
>states that he isn't excited for non-casual upcoming fights
>complains about a huge casual moneyfight in the very next sentence
you = fucking numbskull
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>>74530681
Because UFC's finances wouldn't allow for it at the moment. They're cutting fighters at the moment because of the ridiculous amount of money they need to make to pay off the loan. It's not like UFC pays amazing money outside a few people.
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>>74530569
Gyms like team alpha manlet and old school fighters still excite me, youre just jaded probably. I rewatched bushido 3 last night and saw cro cop kick the shit out of some nip for 20 minutes, not that exciting.
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>>74530708
How is Bisping vs Romero a casual money fight you mongoloid
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>>74530708
I misread here>>74530749, Garbrandt and Dillasnake is all I can think of with excitement. JDS/Stipe already happened, I'm getting sick of rematches
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>>74530764
What i like about that is that stipe is growing closer to his inevitable heeming, whether it be by jds, cain, reem or black beast
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>>74530776
Problem is, none of those mentioned names have fights coming up
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holy shit, this thread has lasted 11 hours?
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anyone who thinks Wonderboy deserved the win should be ashamed of themselves
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>>74530764
>I'm getting sick of rematches
casual detected
back in the pride days we had rematches all the time
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>>74530569
Keep your head up anon, it will get better.
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>creates BJJ team hat competes and loses in competition
>blames the rule set
>creates own tournament with own rule set
>most competitors aren't even black belts, have full time jobs and have never won a major competition
>team still still cant win
JUST
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>>74530869
this is what happen when you teach submission before position
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>>74530869
>Alex Jones refuses to chat with him during JRE #911
>gets threatened at a party by a drunk and angry Bisping
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does he have a point
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MMA hour bout to start
Reem, maia, woodley, Masvidal, GSP, T-ferg, Alvarez and two whos are on today
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>>74530897
yeah he does
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>>74530897
The fight wasn't decided in the fifth round tho, even if he did get a 20-8 it would have been a draw
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>>74530897
no or very little action rounds should be 10-10 to avoid controversy
perfect example is R2 woodley-wonderboy
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>>74530793
JDS literally has a chance to heem Stipe in May
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new thread >>74530943
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>>74530897
>>74530908
>>74530914
>>74530924
You guys realise someone from the Nevada Athletic Commission literally came to the press conference and said that the 10-8 was completely unacceptable and they had a talk with the judge who scored it that way
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>>74530950
there was no 10-8
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>>74530961
That's what I'm saying. You're literally arguing with the commission if you think there was
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>>74530970
no, there wasn't even one scored
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>>74530897
exactly man, MMA needs to have their judges on DMT to provide an out of body experience strong enough so they can judge completely detached from their own inhibitions maaaaann
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>>74531002
One judge gave the 5th round as a 10-8 to Woodley
Look up the scorecards
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>abandoning threads 14 posts early for a shitty early thread
heem is shit
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>>74531027
Was just about to post this anyway
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>>74531034
Thanks bro
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>>74531027
>>74531034
>>74531041
oh fuck my bad man I did know that because I knew it was a majority decision
lol so they brought a guy in to give the judge shit? why didn't they give the other two judges shit for scoring round 2 wrong
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>>74531057
>lol so they brought a guy in to give the judge shit?
Nah, the dude from the Athletic commission just came at the press conference to answer questions and stuff. He wasn't there to give the judge shit, but he did mention that that wasn't a 10-8 round and the judge who gave it is usually spot on. Also cited that it didn't change the outcome of the fight either
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>>74531076
>Also cited that it didn't change the outcome of the fight either
it would have changed it from a majority decision to a split decision and that's it
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New thread boys
>>74531137
>>74531137
>>74531137
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>>74531057
>>74531076
It's still totally subjective, in my mind they need to clarify the rules if there's a problem with judging. Personally I'm not a big fan of 10-8 rounds in general, but fair play if you're scoring them consistently.
D'Amato also has an incredibly spotty track record as a judge, so maybe he just isn't the right guy for the job.
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>>74531057
Woodley won round 2 you muppet.
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>>74531076
>and the judge who gave it is usually spot on
wow I just checked and Sal D'Amato is a fucking terrible judge who has been on the wrong side of controversial decisions many, many times in the past
it's the one name I know lol
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>>74531034
>the dreaded Round #2 strikes again
close fight desu
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>>74531142
>>74531154
where we posting
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>>74531164
I bet if you go back and rewatch that round again you won't think that
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>>74531176
The one with events and news
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>>74531166
Kek, I didn't look up the judge but that's humorous
>>74531159
That last round really wasn't a 10-8
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>>74531295
I agree, but who's to say? I mean everybody keeps saying the new rules are supposed to encourage more 10-8s and now there's a big uproar about one.
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>>74529674
Imagine being that much of an insecure manlet
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>>74531377
that fight was under the old rules though
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