/mls/ general - WEEK TWO Eternal Dynamo edition (now with more /ayy/)

>posting generals early

bad form

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>it's an Erik Hurtado episode

>>74525620
I'd dynamo all over them. If you catch my drift.

>perf

>>74525640
Davies looks great. Fucking Manlet and Hurtado cant score for shit

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So, do we hate vancouver or are they too far away? Are toronto our only real rivals?

>>74525620
Shit league with shit players.

>>74525640

It's amazing how his shit performance drags down the rest of the forwards.

>>74525664
yeah. at least manlet seems to have a working brain, though, and can occasionally create stuff

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Congrats Atlanta

welcome to
>Now

>>74525679
im just bitter cause he missed the whole fucking net from 10 feet out

Post more >#hooligan shit

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnodefense
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS

;_;

>no more >soon posting
:)

Ilsinho rocking some /fa/ glasses

well, that was a half

>>74525620
in texas these girls are anorexic

Honestly don't think we looked that bad out there Onyewu has been surprisingly solid so far, I'd be happy with a draw for the first one away

>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR

>>74525790
1-1 FT
caps score around 60', then slowly give ground and allow about a million chances, but miraculously only one goes in
ousted makes about 9 saves
the official word here will be that it was a "decent start"

>>74525779
pics

Alright /spee/ which Premier League team is going to sign Davies?

>>74525815
I think they're gonna put Illsinho in when your defenders get a bit more tired, he's got ability to get one

>>74525743
>>implying it won't start right back up again when Garber sprinkles the franchise fairy dust on Sacramento/St Louis/San Diego/whoever this summer

>>74525849
stoke
immediately loaned out to somewhere in the netherlands or belgium, never to be seen again

>>74525849
depends on how authentic his birth certificate is.

>>74525665
You could build a nice rivalry with New England if anyone gave a fuck about them

>>74525893
even Kraft doesn't give a fuck about the Revs, how sad

>>74525853
We'll fuck me illsinho isn't even on the bench

>>74525904
sapong then
same result

>>74525890
keke every time

Jacobson plays as ugly as he looks

>caps players keep slipping
>on their home turf
really makes you think

>>74525904
hes hurt, minor hamstring injury

linesman btfo

linesman BTFO

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>>74525967

Gooch goin full murder mode

Union murderball is great

>You now remember Brek Shea

*yawn*
Union games are such a snore

wtf is labia doing

>>74526050
missed it. another "fuck this game, just send me off, ref" move?

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>>74526037
>*yawn*

>>74526033
Spector > Shea
Orlando did good

No he just blatantly gave it away for the 3rd time this game.

FUGGGGG

is waston injured? HOLY FUCK SO CLOSE

montero looks slow as fuck

>>74526100
>no waston vs. onyewu battles on set pieces
we're really missing out

I think he's just being rested or something though, didn't hear about any injuries
or maybe suspended. that would be classic waston

>>74526121
he got a red at the end of last season so he has to serve the suspension

>>74526130
ok that explains it. Pretty sure i remember that now

>>74526130
I am 0% surprised about this

>>74526130
kek

>It's a Union delusion episode again
wtf I hate union now

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>its a 0-0 episode

>>74526174
>whitecaps
>not allowing at least 1 goal
just you wait my man

>>74526186
it will come in the 85'

brek "time to fuck up" shea

>reddit said montero would be good.

They wouldnt lie to me, would they bros?

>>74526196
he's a direct upgrade on hurtado, whatever you say

>>74526190
you lied to me anon

>>74526168
>now

Union are shit

t. Philly fan

>>74526279
well at least they didn't lose

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"I'm not going to bother with atlanta/red bull, it'll probably be dull. besides, the caps are playing later and I really want to watch that"
-me

Well thats gay as fuck. Here's my take aways
>Laba is still shit
>Montero looked very slow and unimpressive
>Shea looked pretty good
>Davies looked great

slurped again lads

SEMEN

>>74526313
is it not your team you filthy fucking leaf?

>>74526316
forgot
>Jacobson is trash

>>74526316
>>Shea looked pretty good

were we watching the same game?

>>74526329
yes. but that game was
D I R E
I
R
E

>>74526308
True, which is good enough

>>74526331
what was wrong with he game he played?

>Three 0-0 slurping fests this weekend

Glad that MLS is treating our new fans to the league's best.

>>74526341
for the first 10 minutes after he got subbed in he gave the ball away every. single. time. he got it

>>74526330

turf looked like shit and everyone was slipping around, but at least Jacobson can use both feet to pass. Teibert is le left foot everything man, even if using the right makes more sense.

>>74526351
He was the only guy creating chances though. Montero looked invisibe.

>>74526356
not him but there's something about his aggression and drive that I like, yeah. he isn't amazing, but with speedy and regularly flaky manlets around him, maybe he'll be a useful distraction to defenders. that isn't meant sarcastically

>tfw number 1 in fantasy
Are you even trying /sp/?

>>74526490
>Number of players this year is 1/2 of what it was last year
Hey faggots its not too late to join they are resetting points for week 2 when it " really" begins.

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Jones looked more than serviceable in that ball winner role, leaves passing and on ball skill to be desired but if our academy can produce more MLS ready players I'm fine by that

https://twitter.com/sportstime407/status/838602234451591168

>>74526573
They're getting fucking exhausting, man. I've been to Yankee Stadium twice, had beer thrown on me once and once had a guy try to start a fight as we were walking back to our bus.

Obviously that's not indicative of everyone but Jesus leave the wannabe hooligan shit at home.

>>74526573
>wewligans

>nycfc supporter steals seat seat from Orlando stadium
>gets put in plastic handcuffs by cops
Pure poetry

>>74526758
NYCF are the hooligan franchise /MLS/ always asked for, was it worth it? I say yes because we can make fun of them for it

>>74526788
This, they will always be the hilarious embarrassment of the league

>>74526788
Fucking NYCFC are the gift that keeps on giving. 9 free points on our shield run and single handedly fixed our GD

So was the season before last an anomaly? Seems like it was looking back.

See >>74526507 for more supporting evidence.

>>74526912
Meant offseason, but yeah we lost quite a few people and tripfags.

Just got back from the ATL UTD game.

Just wanted to pop in and say pic related are the biggest group of faggots in history. Been to literally hundreds of ATL sporting events and these guys are some of the worst people ever. I'm a Falcons fan that went to the Super Bowl, and the fucking Pats fans there were better than these fucks

Honestly regretting buying supporters section tickets because of how awful Terminus Legion is.

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>>74526926
forgot pic.

fuck these guys.

>>74526926
>just now learning that >soon posters are faggots

>>74526926
Why are they such faggots? Curious as to why they do

>>74526946
I was honestly surprised at the level of faggotry.

I've been to all the legendary ATL sports losses. GB 2011 playoffs, 49ers nfccg, Super Bowl, infield fly, and the fans of those opposing teams were nowhere near as bad as these fucking lames

Worst experience I've ever had with other fans and theyre our own fanbase.

I honestly hate them. You should have seen them running around with megaphones begging people not to do the Puto chant, everytime they did it we'd just do the chant louder lmao they were so mad

FIIIIGHT

FOUGHT

AND

LOST

>>74526975
all my keks.

think it comes with the territory of being expansion teams. Just see tumblrs, sounders, man city z. Guess some can have good fanbases, but wouldn't bet my life on it.

>>74526955
they were going around harassing people that did the puto chant and we're getting mad when people wouldnt follow their shitty chants

chanting shit at the wrong time "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" when NYRB are having possession in our box.

A lot of them smelled like shit too. I'm not talking general bad smell, I'm talking feces smell.

They were just goobers in every sense of the word. They spent half the game arguing with people over chants.

>>74526999
>puto chant
That's crossing the line bro.

>>74526975
The ACB for the galaxy do the same thing with the puto chant.

>>74527034
sounds like something a puto would say

>>74527041
let me guess, it doesnt work and just makes the puto chants even louder.

these dudes literally spent half the game walking around the section starting shit with people doing the chant

who the fuck goes to an inaguaral match and decides to spend it arguing with people because you dont like a chant.

these guys werent even watching the game. they had their backs turned to the field half the time.

>>74527041
No they don't. If anything they're welcoming to anyone.

Was at the atl utd game sitting behind the goal opposite field of terminus legion. Sat in the third row, got the section to start booing Robles in the second half when he grabbed his water bottle.
I caught the first ever shot that was deflected by the goalie for a corner around 15 mins, you can see me on tv spike the ball back onto the field kek
I also saw a neck beard chimpout when they suddenly stopped serving beer after we had waited in line for over 30 minutes.
Overall a good experience and Atlanta looks like they could be the arsenal of mls

>>74527066
LAfags barely chant as it is.

>>74527460
>2 teams in the east with 3 points
>5 teams in the west with 3 points
This is why the East is garbage folks.

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Feel free to still join fantasy

This is not a sport

>>74526914
Also the fact that whoever made the OP's include NASL and NWSL but nothing about fantasy

>>74527597
No, shitposting is definitely not a sport, thanks for pointing yourself out

>>74527584
have to wait til 9AM EST

Cant wait to join desu

no mention of our U-20's winning da concacaf cup?

>>74526999
puto is a plague that needs to die
everything else you described about them sounds pretty kek tho

>>74527946
>caring about the babby cups

>>74527210
It was 45 minutes and we never got beer because they stopped serving at the 65' . Between that and missing kickoff and the first 15min, I'm not going back to Bobby Dodd. Fucking woeful. Missed half the game because they were fucking unprepared.
I'm glad those guys stole those beers. Fuck bobby dodd.

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>>74528877
>buying the overpriced beer at a sportsball game in the first place

>>74528877
>I'm glad those guys stole those beers. Fuck bobby dodd.
Top fucking kek I was one of those guys. The guy pouring the beer was going retardedly slow. Still mad that made me miss over 20 minutes of the game. How many people stole beers?

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>>74529068
>>74528877

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>>74525620
>MNU vs ATL
>one of the expansion teams will be 0-2 by this weekend
>mfw

>>74529492
>0-2

It's gonna be ATL

>>74529492
it'll end up being a 1-1 draw

Quite the rude awakening to life in MLS for Minisoda and Shatlanta, though Atlanta at least looked like they belonged in the league

>Two new teams
>They're both called United
>Now 3 MLS teams called United
>The name is completely meaningless and is just an American corporate executive's idea of what a "real" soccer team's name should sound like

And this is one reason why I struggle to take MLS seriously

>>74529593
Atlanta could conceivably be "united" because black people and white people are going to games in a city that was the center of the Confederacy160 years ago.

Minnesota, on the other hand, I have no fucking idea.

>>74529624
Unites the twin cities bro, didn't you see the brand narrative?

>>74529576
also account for the quality of their opponents
Portland looks to be one of the strongest teams this year, while Energy Drink FC is due for decline after selling off McCarty to Chicago

don't get me wrong, I still think Atlanta is better than Minnesota, and will remain that way until Minnesota decides to buy a DP

>>74529624
I mean just call them Atlanta FC or Minnesota FC. It sounds both classier and far less contrived and tryhard.

>>74529678
unless you're talking about a city with two (or more) soccer teams in it, just call them "Dallas" or "Minnesota", etc etc

>>74529593
What entitles you to be so fucking picky?

>>74529720
I don't like boring names

>>74529736
Fine but you said it as though they failed your standards instead of just offering something you don't like

>MN and atl join league
>dc will still be the worst United
Kek

>>74529750
I'm not that guy tbf

>>74529720
The fact that it sounds stupid. English teams that have "United" in their names do so because usually at some point that club was born out of two smaller clubs combining. Thus, Club A and Club B merge to become Club United.

In this instance it just looks and sounds silly. American corporate execs trying to come up with names that sound British to appeal to American soccer fans who like British teams. It not only sounds contrived and derivative, but also actually hurts these teams' attempts to develop a unique personality and identity.

A good team name is something like Seattle Sounders FC or Philadelphia Union. The names don't copy any existing name just to try to "sound like a soccer team name" while also emphasizing a defining geographical or historical characteristic of the cities themselves. They're both original and create a sense of identity for the fans in those cities. You couldn't move the Seattle Sounders to Atlanta and call them the Atlanta Sounders - that wouldn't make any sense.

I just really, really hate American teams using names like "United," "Sporting," and "Real" in trying to "sound European" instead of coming up with their own identities.

>>74529850
Conversely, I'm highly amused by the weird propensity in MLS to have teams named after huge disasters, like the San Jose Earthquakes or the Chicago Fire.

>>74529850
DC United is fine, because it was the only "traditional" name amongst the Original 10 MLS teams, and because it's a nice bit of play on being the capital of the United States

Minnesota United is.....well, at least it had been their name before, and I suppose you could argue that it's trying to be "United" for Minneapolis and St. Paul

Atlanta United is just plain dumb

>>74529850
you have to seize the opportunity to make fun of teams with shitty names rather than criticize the league as a whole, the teams did choose the names for themselves after all, MLS just gave a final approval I'd imagine there would be a lot of backlash if MLS started telling teams what they have to name their teams.. either way there's not gonna be any more Uniteds or United FCs in the league I don't think

>>74529671
YeAh in this day and age of MLS you need at least a DP if not 2 to keep pace, even teams that don't have much money have guys like Gashi, Nikolic, Bedoya etc

>>74529947
starting off without a DP is okay, but Minnesota needs to go find one during the summer window

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>tfw 5 wins will be a successful season
Who /hoping playoffs in 5 years/ here?

>>74530112
you'll get more than 5 wins

>>74530137
Hoping so!

>>74530057
lol they have usl tier defenders, they need to invest in defense

>>74530167
their defense is fine except for Jermaine Taylor, who is a steaming pile of garbage

https://youtu.be/S9_C9L8ra_I

>>74530325
WE'RE NYCFC
OUR TEAM SUCKS, BUT WE DON'T GIVE A CRUD BECAUSE WE'RE ULTRA AS FUCK

>>74530325
>Latino
>Neo
>Nazis

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>>74530509
Isn't it strange? All those "tfw no neo nazi mls team" posts and this is what we ended up with.

>>74526490
>someone called their team fc harambe

>>74530677
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

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>mfw someone actually spent two years posting >Soon. only to watch their team absolutely implode in the last 20 minutes of their first game
Welcome to MLS, Soonfags. I can't wait until 12 people show up to your next home game.

>>74530691
Rick Roll United!!!

Is there any chance they can unite Atlanta and Minnesota to make a halfway decent team?

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>>74531038

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>>74530325
Sounds like something the Scum Jose Ultras would say.

Worst Goal Call?

>GOAL! SAN-HOE-ZAY!
>ITSINTHENET! ITSINTHENET! OHHHHHITSINTHENET
>Unimas gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool guy

>>74529850
That does not entitle you at all
You can reject it because the name sounds stupid, but you're acting as though they failed in the task of giving you an adequate name

>>74527429
Chanting is fucking gay, just watch the game. muh passion

http://m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/4233/features/2017/03/06/33370052/alexi-lalas-was-right-to-speak-in-favor-of-us-soccers

RIP in peace goal.com

>>74531660
I think the rule is stupid, but US Soccer is free to tell its employees how to behave at work.

>>74531643
>wanting the Arsenal atmosphere

Nobody is making you chant but it is fun to hear when there's good energy in the stadium

>>74531739
Why is Rapinoe willing to play for the US but not stand for the fucking anthem?
It's a representation of the whole country

>>74531643
I agree but not gonna lie when >we sang take me out to the ballgame against blue team at RBA was one of the best things i have experienced

>>74531739
they're allowed to be assholes to their employees, so you're fine with them being assholes to their employees?

>>74531765
that's actual quality banter though, not one of the same half-dozen chants and songs that gets recycled for every US team

>>74531643
>no fun allowed
Now that's fucking gay

>>74531757
because she's an attention seeking cunt, only reason she """""protests"""""

>>74531788
I just dont wanna get stomped out desu

>>74531771
I don't think this rises to the level of being an asshole. They just don't want to give conservatives one more reason to hate soccer.
Besides, its not like kneeling for the anthem is some earth shattering event. Rapinoe is still free to do much more meaningful acts in her free time.

>>74531864
>its not like kneeling for the anthem is some earth shattering event
>DISRESPECTING MUH TROOPS

>>74528877
>not pounding a 40 in the parking lot right before walking in the gates

http://www.totalmls.net/blog/2017/3/6/referee-assignments-for-week-2

The Geiger Show's next stop is Philly for Doop vs America's team Toronto

>>74531757
It's an honor to play for your country, but it's still important to point out things wrong with your country.

Protesting brings attention to things that are fucked up.

>>74531893
>>74531820
Lalas is right
Rapinoe has never been in an away qualifers like the ones Lalas has played in central America where they burn flags and boo during the anthem
Takes on a whole new meaning then

>>74531936
Not an acceptable platform

>>74529921
>New England revolution

t. Bong

>Atlanta 4th highest attendance in the world last weekend

And they said nobody cared about the sport in America.

A "deplorable" man city fan account in north carolina with a us flag face mask is retweeting me

>>74531913
I do the same but with your mom

>>74532542
fuck off, Lisa

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Best in the world, desu.

>>74532237
>its a everyone turns out for first soccer game episode
I still remember when everyone was saying soccer had made it in America after NYCFC played their first game in a baseball stadium.

>>74532885
well, they have hooligans starting street fights and literally trying to walk off with stadium seats, so they certainly have "arrived"

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
https://twitter.com/jthom1/status/838830370304962560

Anybody know if the Dallas and Vancouver Champion's League semis will be on national TV or am I going to have to stream it?

>>74533162
Wouldn't be surprised if it was on unimas/Univision

>>74531594
I give the gol guy the slight edge to its in the net

>>74531594
Unimas guy, and it's not even close
He is a plague upon soccer

>>74533282
YOU ARE

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>>74533452

>>74533282
doesnt he have a hialrious mexican name too like ernesto or quetzacotl or quauhnahuac

>>74532658
>dat Portland logo
Holy fuck, amazing

>>74532658
>>WNY Flash
Needs updating

>>74532658
What will you do for the inevitable Vancouver team?

>>74533282
>>74533934
Dudes name is Ramses Sandoval

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The standing area in Orlando City's new stadium is built with noise in mind, with an aluminium floor and an error designed for fans to let off smoke bombs and flares during games.

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NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER

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>>74534647
really setting the standard for SSS in the US they made it intimate as well so its got great atmosphere this is how most mls stadiums should be done

>>74534647
>>74534813
desu orlando city is fuckin killin it. mad jelly of what they have going on. Cant believe they lost kaka right out the gate like that

>>74534813
super nice stadium, is that soccer specific?

>>74534889
gonna lose larin to yuros too

>>74534903
Soccer specific, and brand frigging new
Only been played on a couple times so far

>>74534647
>smoke bombs
I unironically thought that was section for vapefags

>>74534647
>smoke bombs
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE FUCKING SMOKE AT A SPORTING EVENT?

>>74535143
At least it's outside, yuro hockey fans do flares and smoke bombs in the arenas

>>74535143
for the atmosphere/ambience

>>74535174
No
That's fucking stupid
No fucking need to go that fucking far

>>74530509
mutts be crazy am i right?

>>74535167
That sounds super cool and super dangerous simultaneously

>>74531594
>>74533282
you mean the english language dude?

why even bother with that, last i tried it, it had a delay or something.

>>74535307
you must be new to soccer, the sooner you accept that soccer and american soccer specifically is different than sports you're used to the sooner you'll have a good time

>>74535600
There is no need to set shit on fire

>>74535612
lol calm down grandpa

>>74535612
We're the only soccer league in the world to blow shit up and set off flames for games, its our god given right desu

>>74535612
>"""american"""
>doesn't want a bombing or shooting

>>74535846
good post

>>74534647
orlando seems like a based as fuck football club, really shaking my choice to support montreal

does orlando have any cool rivalries? What about VIP dining where overweight fans fight each other?

>>74536070
Big rival was Tampa Bay but that's currently dead since being in MLS
Hopefully Becks gets his shit together and we can have a good Florida derby with Miami

>>74536070
This is only their third season in MLS so probably not

I wonder if Orlando and Atlanta could do something akin to the World's Largest Cocktail Party?

>>74536085
any chance of "the rowdies" joining mls?

>>74536130
So there's 12 teams vying for 4 (or possibly 5) spots
I'd rate Tampa's chances as decent but not as confirmed as some of the others

>>74536130
Hypothetically, sure, they're one of the 12 expansion bids just put in.
Realistically? I don't think the league is that keen on having two clubs 80 miles apart like that.

>>74536157
thats so fucking retarded, that's gonna be their biggest draw in a few years if they do it

just like in australia when they discovered that people actually like local rivalries after adding a second sydney team to the league

>>74536173
The idea is if they're the only team in Florida, they'll draw from the entire state instead of just the Orlando metro. Last time I was at a game I met some guys from Jacksonville so there's at least some truth to this.

>>74536173
Well MLS is trying to look at this from a "Which teams gives us the biggest footprint?" viewpoint

Tampa's had a team before and failed plus the Rowdies are in the same town as the Rays who have legendary attendance issues (although some of that can be blamed on the stadium)

If MLS thinks they've got most of the market covered with Orlando, they'll find another market

>>74536173
the US is nothing like Australia tho anon.

Plenty better markets than some local florida rivalry, that's not even getting into the miami fiasco

>>74531936
Fuck off doyle

it was very brave of Alexi "if you don't stand, you'll hang" Lalas for standing up for the anthem.

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birb

>>74536229
Didn't realize this was your safe space bitch nigga

>>74536300
Who /ItascaSocietymember/ here?

>>74537164
you're mom

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Red Bulls memed on their website

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>>74538485

RATE WEEK ONE, LADS

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>>74540196
SO CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES

>>74540196
I got drunk and the Union tied. It was okay.

>>74540196
I almost fell asleep during the TFC-RSL match. Still, an away point is an away point

>>74541134
That song is about fapping. I'm confused by the picture you chose.

>>74541611
>>74541430

Yeah ties aren't great for the casuals but if you know a bit about the league a tie that wasn't a win before is a pretty good result to get, you tie a lot of your away games and you're always gonna be in the picture

reddit soccer chimping out over the us anthem rule

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>>74536300
snek

>>74541430
It's a "draw" not a "tie"

>>74542670
For fuck's sake man
What's next, "fixture"?

>>74542670
Does it really matter? Synonyms are going to synonymate whether you pander to Europeans or not.

Should I just follow all the other chicanos to LAFC?

>>74542736
get out former goat.

>>74542670
>>74542687
>>74542705
>away day
>fixture congestion
>centre-halves
>smibbly-bibbly

>>74529641
>brand narrative

Feck off.

>>74529720
>what entitles you to be picky
Not that guy, but calling someone out for having opinions on /sp/ is like calling an American out for being fat.

>>74529921
>Houston's team was originally called the Houston 1836, but it was changed after Mexicans complained.

Disasters indeed.

>>74542670
Shut up cuck. I'll call it whatever I want

>>74542845
>Mexicans complained

typical

>>74543839
>whites caved in

typical

>>74531594
Dan Dibley hasnt done quakes games in years

>>74536070
It's a soccer club anon

>>74536173
Sacramento to San Jose is sorta the same distance as Tampa to Orlando, also Tampa had a team that folded

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WHO GOT NEXT

>>74544874
Cincinnati
St. Louis
San Diego
Bold Prediction: Phoenix

How the fuck do we fix the galaxy

>>74544874
whatever happened to the miami team?

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>>74544966

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>>74544874

>>74544874
24 San Diego (replacing Miami)
25 Sacramento
26 St Louis
27 Tampa
28 Cincinnati

>>74545131

>2 CA teams in a row

>>74544966
LAFC

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You may only reply to this post if your team has at least 1 point.

>not so fast Atlanta and Minnesota

>>74545671
>posting in /mls/ when your team has less than 5 Cups

>>74544966
More second division euro/South American players. Primarily on our defensive sides.

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>>74545829
>counting any MLS Cup up to 2016

>>74545131
24. Newark
25. Patterson United
26. Lower East Side United
27. Another team in red bull arena
28. 2nd Ave Deli United

this thread is surprisingly active. thanks for existing

>>74546410
Go fuck yourself

>>74545141
yes and?

>>74542841
He went past having an opinion

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>HONDURAS
>AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Group 2
stankees gonna get BTFO by Based Haiti

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The "Mexico gets a bye" group

>>74547328
>Based Haiti

haha what a retard.

>>74547281
>>74547328
>>74547379
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama

>>74546274
There'll be another team in Red Bull Arena before long.

[spoiler]NYCFC after the Yankees complain enough about their grass[/spoiler]

>>74544874
It's going to be so funny when 25-28 are just [Biggest Markets without a team] and fanbases like Cincy and Sacramento get closed out.

>>74547823
delet

>>74544968
Not 100% confirmed yet. Or maybe they are, it's a confusing situation. Beckham doesn't have sponsors or a stadium yet, so it could be lowkey cancelled mid-2017

>>74544966
you tell me.

lots of injuries and still went up against the better of the teams in the league.

of course they did have that ccl game, but no matter. still think >we can do it.

no more fading stars a good thing to me

>>74548410
time for MLS to shut the door on that shit, there are so many other cities who want in more badly than Miami seems to

>>74544874
25: Tampa Bay Rowdies
26: Sacramento Republic
27: FC Cincinnati
28: Deportivo San Diego

>>74547281
fuggg XDDD
>>74547379
Curacao is somewhat good now iirc, second place will be interesting
>>74547823
>he thinks we won't score against french guyana

25/26) Phoenix
25/26) Raleigh/Durham area of NC

27/28) Vegas
27/28) Detroit

usl bunnies btfo :^)

>>74549425
>Vegas
is this before or after the NHL team leaves?

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>>74549425
Not one of those teams is going to be in by #28

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>>74547281

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Kek

>>74550256
and it only took NYCFC 2 years to figure this out, jej

>>74550256
SAUCE

>>74550338
ESPN FC poll

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>>74550256
AFC ANCHORAGE IS HAPPENING, LADS

>>74550434
without pro-rel, there wouldn't be a point.

Anchorage's bravest need to start at the bottom and win their way all the way to the mickey mouse cup

So I'm somewhat new to following MLS, just started reading some of the forums and shit online, and I have one quick question

Is every MLS fan an SJW or something? like holy shit some of these guys are nuts

>>74550639
not all the fans, probably not even a big percentage, they're just the loudest

>>74550639
We're all LGBT

>>74550661
Thats good to know at least.

Some of these MLS forums read like a reddit /r/politics thread though. the reaction to the national anthem thing was especially hilarious

At least they're retarded enough that I can get some enjoyment out of watching them flip out

>>74550639
MLS is probably has the largest progressive following of any American sports league.

>>74550914
it's the only one that can, really
MLB is for old people
NBA is for black people
NASCAR is for southern rednecks
NHL is for northern rednecks
NFL is for meatheads of every flavor

>>74550639
If you follow any team blog hosted on SBNation you're gonna have a bad time

>arsenal
w e w

https://orlandocity.fancam.com/20170305/?atv=-5.297867447883957&ath=140.07705454797835&fov=20.63144245161226&scene=main&lang=en

rev up those memes boys

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>>74525665
You're stuck with us. Like a loveless, Catholic, Quebecois marriage.

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>>74530137
>>74530112
We can beat the 2001 Tampa Bay Mutiny!

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>>74525743
still alive


I was there guys. it happened, I went, we lost like I thought we would.

why the fuck did we have to open against NYRB instead of Minnesota...oh well.


>Soon: Birth of >Soon 3.0

Where are all the upcoming mls academy players?

And why is Minnesota such a train wreck?

>>74555247
>Where are all the upcoming mls academy players?
Most academies haven't been around long enough to have "upcomming" players. The few that there are are in USL.

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>>74555247
Because it's Minnesota?

>/our gals/

I think the dream is over, lads

>>74547328
Haiti ate 5 goals at home and finished second in its group thanks to French Guiana, that island in Canada's group.

>>74555247
>most teams just started theirs up, some still don't have an academy
>expecting gobs of home-grown talent to have reached the MLS level already

>>74555161
im happy for you and hope you had fun regardless

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https://twitter.com/miamiunitedfc/status/839225322616782851

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based arthur

>Now

>>74556286
>soonposter proceeds to post >now for next 50 years

>>74556286
so this is how it ends

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>>74556103

Thanks. I mean Fuck off, Lisa.

>>74556286
>>74556393

It's just for >Now, really.


>Now

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>practice of Judaism intensifies