/hoc/ Finnish Busts Edition

Pens repeat

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>>74523481
2nd for Jakke Bustanen

The State of confirmed for the Chalice

>>74523509
T H

Flames win again

Cya in the play offs

>>74523526
I C C

>>74523511
OUT OF THE WINE
OUT OF THE CHALICE OF AGONY

>>74523531
as in Play a little, then Off for the summer

da Melkman

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heh... you didn't think it was gonna be easy... didya wild...?

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I wonder what McDavid will look like in a Playoffs series?

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>no hawks game today

>>74523584
no booty to snatch?

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Does San Jose hate Swedes? Quite rude honestly.

>>74523577
That picture makes me want to puke

double qt's behind DeBoor winking

>>74523584
>watching a black cucks game

what was that call?

didn't look like a highstick imo but i'm aware blood was drawn

>>74523577
slower than her bloodflow teeebh

>>74523584
>kane doesnt get to rape on live tv

>>74523619
Minnesota commentator said maybe it was the butt end of the stick that hit him. Im not sure.

>>74523619
Looked more like an accidental punch to the mouth. Could have hit him with the butt of his stick. I highly doubt it was intentional but shit happens and it has to be called.

>>74523631
i thought that was what the refs were going for

>>74523632
this is what i thought actually happened

unforgettable desu

>>74523662
>unforgettable
wow wtf i meant unfortunate

>>74523577
Holy thigg

>>74523577
THYQUE

Who can stop the Pongs?

Protip: nobody

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>>74523728

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>play a game
>3 day break
>play a game
>2 day break
>play a game
>2 day break

>>74523748
>all are home games

Hopefully they take the time to practice hard

>>74523746
nigger, do you really think a guy on a team that has historically been incredibly prone to choking is going to beat the most successful post-salary cap team outside of the kongs and blackcocks?

>>74523748
>17 games left
>Vancouver 3 times
>Colorado 2 times
>LA 3 times
>Ducks and Shorks 2 times each
>1 time each for NYI, Pits, Bos, Dalas, MtL

Pretty easy schedule tbqh.

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34th for Jäckets

>>74523810
stop scoring please, ok

>>74523810
>jåckets

>>74523531
Who do you want in the first round, m8? I personally want the Mexiheim Cucks for that sweet revenge.
>tfw they'll still probably knock "us" out

>punching your own teammate

>>74523897
He went from black on black crime, to punching your own teammate, back to black on black crime. Stewart are you drunk?

Pens have no business losing this game.

>that dive

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>41 posts
>only 1 finnish post
Miss you bae

Anyone watching the game on NHL network hear this announcers? They are fucking terrible

>rags

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>>74523970
>matthews waiting for rebound.webm

>>74524030
lmao

>>74523970
Am I not enough, friend ;_;

BIG FAT GRATS

to Bob and Bjorkstrand and everyone who helped btfo of poor little New Jersery. Sad! Words!

lol Pens win

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>buffalel

The pens are cunts and I fucking hate them

>shots are 44-44

this fuckin pens sabres game

Faggit ass croshits

>>74524117
Kek nice

>>74523993
Yeah they fucking suck, they have a huge hardon for Pittsburgh

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BUT IT WAS 3-0

Fuck year. Good guys win again. Yinz mad.

>buffalel

How many of you will kill yourselves when the Pens repeat? Most of the metro rivals I imagine.

>>74523728
The Columbus bluejackets

what is NBC's thing with the Colorado Avalanche? this is their 3rd game covering them? maybe more?

They're not going to win another cup. Get over it lol

JONES IS ELITE

>>74523810
Bob is elite

>>74524305
The broadcast schedule is set before the season and no one expected the Avs to be this shit

Eriksson
F

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>refs favor the Penguins, they said

Faggot ass Avs, you better win
t. Jest

The pens are gigantic fucking cunts and I hate their goddamn guts

>>74524444
>shows an image that does not clearly show the puck over the line

Nick ritchie is playing on Anaheim!?
Welp Virtanen is a fucking bust

>>74524467
>Virtanen is a fucking bust
Virtanen was always a bust, it literally does not matter what anyone around him does anymore. He's busted that hard

>>74524482
Will he play in nhl again?

>>74524520
As a 4th line plug

lmfao o well

gg wild

>empty net

pulled out premature

>burned
Wew

Kek, burns just got fucking worked

>>74524556
Bust kek

JUMBO
U
M
B
O

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>>74524613
>tfw you can't hit 1000 assists

>>74524613
DENIED

>Keksler

Horvat > Kesler

BO!
20
20
GOALS
G
O
A
L
S

>>74524665
This

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>>74523481
>Finnish Busts Edition
>posts a male hockey player

You still fail at a fucking thread, you oiler shit.

>>74524717
Who's that piglet?

>>74524717
>that bloated cocaine face
would feck

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whomst can stop him

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I honestly hope Pierre's shitty rental car breaks down and he has to call an Uber and that Uber is driven by Heatly. His little interruptions are sometimes entertaining to hear how autistic he is by being a full blown broadcaster is terrible.

>>74524772
Fucking ALLSTAR TAXI SERVICES
"We can not promise driver is sober"

>>74524669
>still has less ice time in the first than Jayson Megna

>>74524864
Also got the A taken away after a 3 point game.
What did The Canucks mean by this?

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>19 games left
>12 points to go

Can he do it, the absolute madman?

Buffalo is pretty fucking bad eh

>>74524886
he will be benched with Goldie

Pierre is cut by somebody's skate and needs to be fixed

>>74524929
If he keeps scoring empty netters and Stewart doesnt try to kill him, certainly.

>>74524929
I already told you he's scoring 59

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>>74524943
Hate to break it to you but Goldie doesn't actually play in games.
He does somehow get very sweaty though.
>fuck ya Goldie is crowd surfing right towards me
>help him along
>immediate regret, his costume is soaking wet

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>>74524999
gonna be hard to argue with those trips chubbs

Jarome Iginla IS literally Wojak. How come I don't see this meme posted?

>>74525037
Because /hoc/ bullied smuk out.
Now we just have some predaturds autist that makes terrible memes.
There is SOME good OC but the glory days are over.

http://hocmemedatabase.imgur.com/

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Henrik Zetterberg is quietly a point per game player this year.

31 points in his last 32 games.

>>74525066
Well, route dubs, looks like you have some memes to make.

>>74525067
point taken

>>74525066
>link

Amazonga dude ::D

>>74525066
Maybe smuk shouldn't be a pony fucking faggot

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>>74525079
I'm retarded when it comes to gimp/photoshop.

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Anyone have a decent goalie we can gib bernier for?

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>>74525117
Do you mean to imply his rampant degeneracy outweighed the dankness of his memes?

>>74525142
>trading a shit goalie for a decent goalie
What the fuck

>>74525156
Ar this point id give him plus 2 picks for a decent ahl to play backup

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>>74525142
Could give you Darcy Kuemper for Bernier and some replacement draft picks for what Fletcher pissed away. Conditional up to a second maybe.
Neither goaler will be playoff eligible but I mean lets be serious, neither will get a start in the playoffs anyways. Kuemper is historically great against the kongs.

>>74525217
Literally just need someone who can do the basics. Bernie just gives up on any breakaway at all. The goal he just let in was simply from not being in the butterfly.

Fucking fake jersey wearing cucks

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In your opinion what's the best hockey nation?
Canada
Quebec (yes, Quebec is a nation)
Sweden
Finland
USA
Germany
Russia
Czech Republic

>>74525239
Well he has shown competence at times but hasn't been too great this year. Which sucks for him since he will be an UFA after the season. How about a handful of 5-7 picks? Fletcher somehow drafts decent NHLers in those rounds every few years.

>>74525244
1. Canada
2. Sweden
3. USA
4. Russia
5. Finland
6. Czech
7. Switzerland
8. Quebec
9. Slovakia
10. Germany

>>74525067
Dat ass just gave me a point, if you catch my drift.

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>>74525244
>Quebec
>nation
French Canadian genocide NOW.

>>74525142
What happened to Anderson?

>>74525301
To flip floppity. He either gets a shut out or allows 3/6 shots. We also need some dmen desu. Defense has a tendency to give breakaways simply by being out of position

>>74525244
What are the metrics?
Canada has the best overall team. But I imagine being a fan wouldn't be the best since everyone is so obsessed with the sport.
USA is kind of comfy if you live in a shit market since the tickets are so cheap.
Every team needs a good ol' Swedish defenceman.
Finns have the best names.
Russia has some of the most exciting forwards.
Don't really have an opinion on the others.

>>74525327
Traded to leafs. Gibson is just as good but hes currently out with a groin injury

>>74525244
>Quebec (yes, Quebec is a nation)
But they voted not to be

>>74525325

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Québécois_nation_motion

"That this House recognize that the Québécois form a nation within a united Canada."

A nation within a country.

Will Edmonton sign him?

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=177587

quebec

more like gaybeck

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>>74524316
This is true

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>>74525244
1.Canada/Quebec
2. Russia
3. Czech
4. Sweden
...
12. France
...
97. Somalia
...
213. Finland

>>74525431
Seems like a Colorado player imo

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>tfw nobody in competition for the Vezina

Feels pressure free lads

>>74525449
Pretty sure Bob is winning tbf

>>74525449
>>74525455
Let's be honest, we know Holtby is gonna repeat and deserve it this time

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>Markus Granlund has 17 goals
When the fuck

>>74525483
See you in the playoffs bruh

fuck finland and fuck pulju

>>74525546
>Sri Lanka
Nice proxy

>>74525483
When do you think the flim flams will win at the Honda Center? Never?

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OUR YEAR LADS

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>mfw this team has played like shit all year and still has 88 points

>>74525556
We need a ducks/flammes game 7 in anaheim

>>74525534
The Granlund family unbusted in the offseason. I still haven't found out the source of it but I imagine it is a tightly guarded Suomi secret. I will get to the bottom of it.

>>74525572
If Philly somehow doesn't make it, then yeah it's your year man

Patrick eaves was a good get

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>>74525581
poodreau is gone though

>>74525618
Doesnt matter anahiem didnt win a game 7 ever

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>>74525573

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>>74525573
Just goes to show how weak the rest of the league is right now (especially the western conference). Hell, they'd probably even have 100+ points right now if not for some key injuries this season.

>Joe Louis closes this year
>The Streak ends this year

Poetry.

Ducks are 2-6 in game 7s

>>74525660
Dat edmonton

>>74525660
Leastern conference

>>74525667
Ilitch died and Howe died less than a year ago.

Not being edgy just stating the creepy facts.

>>74525627
This is factually incorrect. They have one 2, one against Calgary actually. Did you mean at home? They beat the coyotes at home in a game 7.

>>74525683
I was mistaken
Would still he a great set up

>>74525672
Worstern conference

>>74525710
Lastern conference

>>74525683
>one 2

>>74525722
Lesstern conference

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>atlantic division
>5 of 8 teams are not on the coast, even saying the panturds are
>pacific division
>3 of 7 teams are not on the coast, giving Anaheim and LA the same benefit of the doubt

What are the divisions named after oceans so shit?

>>74525754
Less is more tham last you lose

>>74525787
8 out 8 atlantic division teams are able to use waterways to reach the atlantic. You can't say that about the metro

>>74525789
Too bad "last" and "east" are not even remotely similar words.

>>74525805
>l ast
>e ast
You wot m8

Dubnyk should realistically be Canadas goalie in international competition

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>>74525812

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>yotes/canes
>last game of the night
>1-1

This'd be an excellent sleeping aid if anyone was actually watching it.

>>74525798
I mean you can get to the Atlantic from St. Paul via waterway, not much to brag about.

>>74525824
Chubbs seriously drive your car into the Rainy River. Just think, a 50 year old Sturgeon could feed on whatever decomposes your body. How neat is that?

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>>74525841
Pretty boring tbf. Aho boarded somebody. That was cool.

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grigget :D

>>74525917
Oh you little rascal

>Lack literally only needed his coach to tell him to "git gud" to play well

?

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>kings
>ducks

post yfw the glorious Nucks spend the rest of the season whipping every divisional rival and still win the Nolan Cup

>>74525660
>toronto

Did they count Lupil and Horton or something?

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>it's another "score 1 goal" episode
>it happened against a shitty team with a shitty goalie
Carlel was a mistake

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>>74526250

Thank you also for taking the broken corpses of Ryan Kesler and Kevin Bieksa :^)

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What did he mean by this?

>>74526137
why are canadians so delusional?

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>>74526250
The sun is setting on your team

>>74526269
>pls pay attention to me I'll say anything

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>>74526275
>tfw Trump's already deporting Kings fans back to their home country

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>>74526137
>tfw they did this last season and it pretty much cost them Matthews/Puljujarvi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqM8ZCDt0Wk
how would /hoc/ have reacted to Fleury falling coming out of the tunnel

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>>74526375
>Ducks' fans' faces when, after slapping their team silly, the Nucks go on to win the Nolanc up

>hongcouver finally wins a draft lottery
>its the weakest draft since 2012
Pottery
The best player in the 2017 draft will likely be selected 10-19

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>>74526250
Once we get rid of him who do we go with?
This team could still make a run but they gotta get gibby back and fix the d-line.
Also why is perry suddenly shit?

>>74523577
thiiiiiiiiiciciciciciciciciMcmeme m
c
mc
fucing meme

do the Canucks make the playoffs no meme answers please

>>74526626
no. remaining schedule is too hard for them.

>>74526602
Perry and Getzlaf are on the downslope.
Fixing D is the issue at LEAST half the league faces. That and finding a consistent goaler. I don't see the ducks making a run soon. A lot of the core players are over 30. I think a rebuild will happen first.

>>74526641
thanks

>>74526645
Itll have to happen this year and gibson has to get healthy also our young players are also pretty damn good. If we do have to go through a rebuild it wont be a long one.

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>>74526626
Signs point to no

>>74526665
>young players
>youngest player is 21 and Nick Richitie, some who
I have no idea what their prospects are but I haven't heard anything so I'll assume average. The ducks have been a playoff team too long for them to have some bluechip prospect. Honestly I think they need to trade whatever young D they think is most overrated for a king's ransom and draft well with the return. The west, and league for that matter, is pretty open so they could win it all. But I don't see that, so good luck.

>>74525551
dumb leaf pls go

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>tfw normies use tfw

>>74526756
>normies think tfw stands for "the feeling when"

>>74526774
>That friend's wench that doesn't like you because she is an abrasive cunt

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You have 1.72 seconds to explain to me why Bo "Scores Every Game and Fucks Your Mom" Horvat isn't the BEST player in the league.

>>74526804
His actual name is Bust Horvat

>>74526809
Fuck you.

Quick post the top five two-way centres hockeyboards doesnt circle jerk

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So I wasn't home today and I missed the game.

Can anyone who watched tonight's game explain to me why GOLDobin played 11 minutes tonight while BUSTS like Gaunce played 18 minutes, Megna played 16 minutes, and Chaput played 15 minutes?

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>>74526804

Bo confirmed for the Canadian Wayne Gretzky

>>74526829

Because muh earned icetime

>>74526774
>the failed whalers

>>74526829
>that fucking image

thanks for the trip
filtered

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>>74526833
>Canucks draft 1st overall
>while winning the Cup

Couldn't happen to a more deserving or more gentlemanly team.

We exemplify everything that's good about hockey.

>>74526774
actually they think it stands for that face when

>>74526804
Intermission is 20 minutes long and the flight time to my city from Hongcouver is longer than that.
>not 1.53 seconds
I'd imagine she would find your shit weak

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>rod wongs

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>>74526853
*teleports behind your mom's back*

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>>74526838

Truly one of the greatest our years of all our our years

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>>74526882
>Truly one of the greatest our years of all our our years

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>>74526892

Some of our years haven't been the greatest our years, but every year is our year and thus every our year is one of our our years.

pic related, not really one of our best our years

Post cranes

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>>74526983

>>74527039
Makenna is such a white trash name

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i want 2 marry kippoo

>>74527039
Hnnnnnnnnnggg

>>74527169
>Projecting your insecurities
What was her name, anon?

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>>74526756
>tfw Kopitar is having the worst season of his career and his play is going to keep us out of the playoffs

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>Willie can't tank us correctly when half our roster is AHL players

>>74527205
Kopitar is making me rage. Imagine how many one goal games would be 2 points if he could just fucking score.

>horvat getting better with each season
oh fug, he could potentially become a 80-90 point scorer in a few years

Hawks desu

speaking of the canucks, is sbisa still a meme?

Is Suter better than Oliver Ekman-Larsson?

>>74527364
Both are memes.

>>74527369
How so?

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>>74527286
>>74527205
>Ten fucking million for Kopitar
>Meanwhile these two make under 20% of that

Lmao

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E L I T E

>>74527466
Bobvrosky is top cop around here, not those blind refs or commissioner

>>74527205
Maybe put a team around him and stop overrating Toffoli and Pearson. Your season shouldnt hinge on your massively overpaid player performs.

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>Battle of Alberta could actually happen in the first round

How do we meme this into existence?

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>>74527624
delete this

>>74527624
Get dubs talking about how shit Anaheim is

>>74527466
YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE BOBROVSKY

>>74527697
He was never off the case

will matthews be the first gay superstar?

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>>74527986
Eww no

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>>74527986
Not unlikely, and/or his twink boy best friend Marner

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hokkei

I regret staying up late to watch hokkei last night
I'm at work atm, on my 4th cup of coffee, I look like shit
I want earlier games!

>>74527992
If Matthews asked you to make love to him, you wouldn't say no

>>74528555
trips confirm

>>74528546
>I want earlier games!
This

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>>74523970

>eatin bacon while watching this

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>>74528546
That sweet 6am alarm after a 1am finish

>>74527986
>who is Crosby
We all know the truth

Is alex nylander a bust?

>>74528844
Needs this season in AHL to get ready for NHL hockey. He's not putting up great numbers, but they most likely aren't looking at that too much.

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Apologize

>>74528737
Everyone and their mother knows Crosby is gay, but he's a good old Canadian boy and stays in the closet. Gay is not okay.

>>74528924
>Canadian
>Gay is not okay

Kanada would be excited if Crosby was gay. We are the most homosexual nation.

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Please do not post in /hoc/ threads unless your nation has 1 (One) player in the 2016-2017 NHL Season with atleast 60 points.

>>74528946
Get rid of Castro's son aka Weedman and become non-gay again.
>>74528984
Fite me

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>>74528844
Holy fuck 22 points in 57 games and -17
and people call pulju a bust
my lord

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Calder is pretty much decidedly Laines now, and it isn't even close.

>Implying some Laff rookies who cant even out-produce Laine against 3rd liners should even get nominated. While Laine is playing against only 1st liners and being injuried for 8 games kek

>>74529003
This

>>74529004
Matthews is a powerplaysecondaryassisthymenbabby

if he wins the calder i will kill myself

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>>74529003
Reminder that Pulju and Laine have the same number of goals for the Oilers.

>>74529004

>most points = best player

literally kill yourself

>>74529019

Well most of the rookies are some kind of babbies. But lets be honest, it isn't even close.

Cancucks and Laffsfags will argue some shit about C being a more demanding role, and shit about corsi scores or some kind of 2-way playing. But facts are facts, and Laine is in a class of his own. Being in contention for Richard Rocket at 18.

>>74529042
Not everything, but that is the most valuable measurable metric, you cant argue that.

Laine is playing solid in all areas, and outclassing everyone else in points playing against 1st lines.

>>74529054
*Americunts, not Cancucks

>>74529054
>He thinks Ovechkin is better than Crosby

>>74529062
>He talks about the Calder, and Ovie won the Calder over Crosby, bae ;)))))

>>74529078

Who turned out to be the better player? Laine is a fucking floater who will never win shit. Laine shoots the puck into his own net,refuses to play defense, and just doesn't care about anything but getting points and getting paid.

I've watched hockey all my life and Auston Matthews has "it". Laine will end up playing in the KHL after he gets paid and stops pretending to even care. He's Alexei Yashin while Matthews is Mike Modano.

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>>74529124
>matthews is mike modano
i knew he would end up busting

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-rima-kim-s-nipple-4z8l7wb/answers/new.html

>>74527660
What a fucking shitty team the Cucks are, unlike these recurring integers. First round BoA confirmed.

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>>74529133
You're welcome, Alberta.

>>74529124
>Someone unironically belives this
top fucking Kek

You must not have seen Laine play then, but I understand your desire to be relevant country in Hockey clinging on to Mexican imports desperately as your great murican player since the other one is a rapist.

>>74529157
u lik crik?

I haven't been paying attention to dedmonton, how is pulju fairing? I don't see his name anywhere on the top NHL points list.

>>74529179
They are not giving him ice time nor are they letting him go play at minors, so answer is: What Deadmonton usually does, ruins promising prospects

Shit thread

>>74529195
Not surprised in the slightest.

>>74529195
retard

>>74529195
>Finn loving dutchman thinks he knows hokkii

>>74529244
>being this triggered

>>74529258
>responding to obvious bait seriously
>using the word triggered

Will Colorado be able to make it to the 20 win mark this season?

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>>74529265

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Y'all nigger just jelly that Oilers > you.

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hate us cuz they aint us

>>74529308
The real question is will they even crack 50 points this season?

>>74529314
>>74529398
>Oilers will make the layoffs
>Flames wont

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN

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>>74529484
Feels goooooooood

~~~ Ed from Edmonton

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which sexual orientation is canada?

>>74529004
tbf, the most impressive thing about this chart is the three toronto rookies.

>>74529560
trans

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Trade the loser sardine sisters!!! There has to be a team willing to give at least a bag of used pucks for these overrated homos. I heard they didn't even take the barbie bunk beds on the road trip to Edmonton cuz they knew they couldn't win.

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>>74529560
hmmmmm

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>>74529537
No it isn't

~~~~ Cal from Calgary

>>74529567
Watch them still manage to fall short of playoffs. They already went down to 40% from over 80% in February.

>Laffs

Finland range ban when?

>>74529588
>rookie driven team slows down at the end of a grueling NHL season
stop the presses!

Soo.. What good came from that "Hockey for everyone" campaign?
Will flamboyant homosexuals start watching hokkei over golf and soccer now?

>>74529629
That reddit post about the gay fucks who made that "shit to shout and when to shout it" list. Gayest thing I've seen in ages, lad.

>>74529657
That post was disgustingly cringey, indeed
Reddit in a nutshell
That "He's doing as good as he's doing in bed! And I would know!" - line, got to my nerves

>>74529592
Right after they ban Hongcouver

>>74529004
Good post, toothpaste.

>>74529588
lol they have 8 rookies in their lineup. Find me a team who has that many rookies and fighting for a playoff spot. You're just salty another NA player is better than a "generational" yuropoor.

>>74529792

>0.86
>0.85
>0.71
Hey Laffs rookies, don't quit your day jobs!

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Threadly reminder to never reply to Finnish Flags as they are (You) stealing subhuman garbage and should never be acknowledged

>Cancucks fishing for (You)'s

give me some 7you)s to make the leaf above maximum cuck

@74529848
here ya go

>>74529855
Burger cucking finn

>>74529848
let's do this lads