/heem/ - spergop's mom wears army boots edition

Wonderboy ''won'' that ''fight''.

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>t-t-this time

>>74519114
Woodley did nothing outside of a takedown and his >muh big punch shit.

He's a squinty eyed nigger who I hope Maia chokes so hard he slips into a coma and dies, he's a cancerous champion.

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Woodley 2,3,5

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>>74519145
>He's a squinty eyed nigger

Let the butthurt flow through. Hold nothing back.

>>74519114
>Wonderboy won?

Without a doubt, both fighters were too wary of each other which is why there was not much action but Thomson took it 3-2

>>74519146
>giving Woodley the round he spent plastered against the cage

>>74519114
Woodley won

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even super safe GSP was a more exciting champ than Woodley

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>m-maia is our guy now right g-guise
>g-g-uise?
>n-n-n-ext time

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>>74519114

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AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY OCTAGON CONTROL

I DON'T NEED A BELT
I WON THE FAN POLL

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /heem/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

>>74519146
>muh total strikes
>nearly 50% of woodley's strikes came from his takedown and flurry at the end of the fight

Fights are judged on rounds, not numbers.

>>74519114
Wonderboy 3-2
Overall though, since the fight was so meh it's hard to really really care about it. There's a case to be made about going there to beat the Champ, which you could argue Wonderboy didn't really do. Just outpointed him like it was Taekwondo or something. I like Wonderboy though, I really do but neither guy really let themselves go in the fight

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>>74519114

>>74519186
*something something pile on you and take turns fucking you up the ass*

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Wonderboy won the popular vote

Woodley is #notmychampion

>In 50 minutes of fighting Woodley got 6 knockdowns
>Wonderboy did nothing that hurt Woodley in 10 rounds but he supposedly won

Lmao @ your """"""""life"""""""""""""

Woodley won because controlling the cage alone doesnt win you a round, what kind of horseshit reddit tier scoring is that? Draw first two rounds and woodley won 3 + 5. Woodley is the real deal and people are triggered by their subconscious racism.

Who do you think woodley will fight next?

>>74519219
They should just remove the rules entirely and lock them in the cage without a ref until there's a winner.

>Wonderboy had the most boring fight against Rory McDonalds of all people

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I USED TO BE A RENEGADE
I USED TO FOOL AROUND
BUT MY CHIN COULDN'T TAKE THE PUNISHMENT
AND I HAD TO SETTLE DOWN
NOW I'M PLAYING IT REAL STRAIGHT
AND YES I CUT MY PED'S
YOU MIGHT THING I'M CRAZY
BUT I'M STILL SMASHING HEADS

>>74519228
[spoiler]Conor

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>>74519197
Think this one best describes it

>>74519256
>had food poisoning THE DAY BEFORE THE FIGHT
>still KO-ed a cunt stiff
Based Reem.

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fuck this gay sport
my boy died again
my other boy robbie lawler also got deleted,

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>>74519253
>american has McDonald auto corrected to McDonalds

Woodley won overall

Thomspon won by rounds

>>74519241
Not this extreme but every fight or maybe just every title fight should keep going until a KO or submission

>>74519214
>still considering the first first
>basing the entire second fight on 1 minute of the last round that wasnt even a 10-8

wonderboy didnt do fuck all and still clearly won three rounds

>>74519146
How can someone is healthy mind give 2 to any of the fighters? It was unironically a 3 round fight, considering the fact that nothing happened for the first 600 seconds.

cut wondercuck and send him to a ballet tournament, he would do a lot better there

>>74519284
That was intentional you /int/ loser

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Whittaker is going to KO old man Jacaroid

>>74519293
I was being ironic. Yes, i would appreciate literal fights to the death, but the rules are in place to protect the fighters. One of the consequences of that is we sometimes get a ''fight'' like this. The alternative is people literally getting killed in the octagon.
>every fight or maybe just every title fight should keep going until a KO or submission
I can understand this sentiment, but the sport would suffer greatly.

Woodley is NIGGER

>>74519298
So wonderboy winning rounds 1+2 deserves the same ratio as tyron winning round 5?

Woodley will probably go down as the worst WW champion ever, especially if he loses his next fight.

>>74519293
I wouldn't mind seeing a K-1-style tiebreaker round for title fights. 6 rounds is a lot tho

>>74519326
oh my

>>74519298
You need to go back to English class and ask your professor what the meaning of the word "clearly" is.

There was nothing clear about round 1 or even 2. Actually round 2 was when woodley landed a big right hand that cut Thompson up.

>muh octagon control

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>all this butthurt over 12 hours later

>>74519336
>Starches a literal barbarian in minutes
>diffuses the most technical fighter in the ufc for 10 rounds

Tyron is just getting started

>>74519336
Seriously what is wrong with that nigga ? He should had demolished Thompson instead of pussyfooting by the fence for 24 minutes

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>>74519331
>>74519336
even Dana said it, Woodley did not do himself any favors last night. His stock went down with that bullshit performance, he's not a money fight, he's not even a meme fight

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The fucking irony

>>74519336

Your butthurt is amazing casual. Keep it up.

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>>74519272
BASED REEM

>>74519326
>KOing the best fighter in the division
I'm afraid this isn't possible.

>>74519371
yet hes still the champ and youre still mad

>>74519328
If there was an actual MMA promotion with fights to the death I'd buy every ppv

>>74519368
>>Starches a literal barbarian in minutes
Credit where it's due, but to be fair, no one would be the same after that Rory fight.

>>74519371
Woodley was supposed to prove us all wrong but he failed. Shit fight from both

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>>74519387
TWO MEN ENTER
ONE MAN LEAVE

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Guess the next UFC roider to get caught

>>74519368
>broken down "muh kids" Lawler who's been through the wars
>Spend 40 minutes of your fights with Thompson with your badonkadonk stuck to the cage like you're grilling a steak
>good

People called GSP boring, at least he outclassed and wrestle fucked people to clear cut wins, Tyron can't even do that.

>>74519384
Being a Woodley fan is pointless, why punish yourselves?

>>74519371
>His stock went down with that bullshit performance

Woodley isn't the one who is a karate point fighter. I love how you dumb casuals think that it was woodley who made the fight boring.

Dumb idiots. Maybe if Wonderboy wanted to win so much he should have been more aggressive, oh wait if he got aggressive he would have gotten knocked out.

>>74519387
That would end up being same old MMA, but just with dumb long beatdown to death at the end.

>>74519387
Likewise.
>>74519412
Kek, they hire Goldie
>KURT COBAIN-ESQUE IS HE IN GETTING HIS BRAINS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR, JOE

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>>74519423
do you not see how mad 95% of the posts in this thread is? this is top tier meme'ing right now. i havent seen this much butthurt in a while

>>74519430
Wonderboy didn't do much, but Woodley did significantly less. Woodley was honestly only really active for 3min out of the whole 25min fight. There is no excuse for that.

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>Butthurt still going 12 hours later
>All these 189ers who have never seen GSP fight comparing a better fight to the GOAT ducker

>>74519430
They both made the fight boring you idiot, nothing changed when Woodley decided to swing and catch Thompson

>>74519378
Reminder that this is just publicity for their stupid upcoming """""money fight""""" which bisping will use to dodge yoel again

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/tyron-woodley-expects-to-embarrass-michael-bisping-in-potential-ufc-super-fight-6364824/

>>74519452
you're the idiot

>>74519430
>le casual

Just admit you like Woodley because you want him to ravage your ass for 2 minutes before he gasses out and calls you a racist for not cumming.

>>74519419
>2/3 exciting fights
>Tyron is boring

Wtf yo

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>>74519448
the funniest part is that some of these goofs are probably lifelong mma fans that are sincerely butthurt about woodley winning. theyre either stupid, racist, or just not real fite fans

>>74519445
>Woodley did significantly less.

Go look at the stats and see that the striking is about even. Even in the rounds that SWT "won"

>The guy who got a knockdown was the one who did less

>Woodley was honestly only really active for 3min out of the whole 25min fight

Wonderboy was inactive for 25 mins and thought he deserved to win. If he won it'd have been the worst championship win in UFC history.

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>>74519460

>>74519438
Oh come off it, fights would be at an insane intensity if you knew losing it meant you would literally die

>>74519456
LMAO Dana won't allow it niw after woodley boring performance. He's fighting maia/Masdival winner

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>Wonderbread won the popular vote, he's the real champ, he fucking won!!

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>>74519469
>>74519114

>>74519460
>because you want him to ravage your ass for 2 minutes

You're the one thinking about this kind of stuff.

Why can't you stay on-topic without having to resort to cuckoldry/homosexuality?

>le gassed maymay

Also one of my favorite things going into this fight. Knockdowns were landed in rounds 4 and 5 respectively :)

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>>74519192
grow up loser

>>74519438
>but just with dumb long beatdown to death at the end
It's incredibly easy to stomp a man to death.

If Woodley hadn't gotten the knockdown would Wonderboy have won?

>>74519486
this doesn't show people that are looking at the OP the news dude

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>I rate Tyron Woodley

>>74519465
Truth

>>74519487
Because he did fuck all for the rest of the fight, it's not hard not to gas when all you do is circle and lose rounds.

>without resorting to cuckoldry

Funny, I can't think of another reason to back that unlikable little shit, he's about as likable as polio.

>>74519419
>People called GSP boring,

GSP *IS* boring. He's even worse than Johny Hendricks (he lost that fight btw) When was the last time he even knocked anybody out? When he won the title back 10 years ago? Overrated fighter.

That's why he chose to fight Bizbing.

>>74519465
Gsp had more action in his boring defenses

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>>74519508

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>>74519507
true
don't know if you have fitepass or not, so here's a link to teymur-vanatta
banger list tier fight imo

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088

>>74519142
>>74519155
>>74519167
>>74519180
>>74519365
>>74519443
>>74519448
>>74519465
All of these are me

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>losing to Darren Elkins

Is there a more embarassing thing?

>>74519527
What did Wonderboy do? Oh right, he also did nothing.

>Muh octagon control

> I can't think of another reason to back that unlikable little shit, he's about as likable as polio.

>S-s-top liking what I don't like.

You are a child. Been a fan of Woodley since he knocked out Koscheck. Probably before "your time"

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>>74519531
>Overrated fighter.

The state of /heem/ these days is dire, just a bunch of contrarian faggots looking for (you)s

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Happy El Tapo day!

>>74519570
You just said Woodley is the worst WW champion ever and you're calling people contrarian?

>The state of your butthurt.

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>>74519114

Upcoming events:

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3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
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3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
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4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
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4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
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4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74514545

News:

>Jacare vs Whittaker set for UFC on Fox 24
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/838426921977458688

>Dana unsure of Khabib's future
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-boss-dana-white-unsure-of-khabib-nurmagomedovs-future-following-ufc-209-scratch

>UFC to return to New Zealand
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-returning-to-new-zealand-for-ufc-fight-night-110-in-auckland-in-june

>>74519591
''If he dies, he dies''
-Mario ''Drago'' Yamasaki

>>74519598

>Its a sperg episode

>>74519560
I've been watching the UFC since Hoyce vs Hughes m8, you were probably still wanking into socks then.

>>74519592
Explain how he isn't

>draw
>robbery boring fight

Woohoo, great legacy there, Christ you're a mental midget/

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>>74519559
And Mirsad looked pretty fucking elite in that fight

Glad that smurfy haired fuck got exposed

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>>74519460

>>74519559
Just how...

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>>74519568
>M-MUH OCTAGON CONTROL

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>le inactive back against the cage negro

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>>74519613

I could probably explain it to you if you weren't seeing red from so much butthurt and weren't a literal mandrama sperg concerned about "personality" and "likeability"

>draw
He actually should've won that fight
>robbery boring fight
He won this one, and Thompson was the one who made it boring with his boring point fighting style, the same boring style that made him have an awful fight against Rory and cruise to a snoozefest of a 50-45

>Claims to not be an 189er but then says Woodley is worse than Matt Serra all cause he beat up le karate man

Keep being butthurt. Keep this up till the end of the year.

>>74519460
Quality bantz

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>>74519655
>le inactive ass on the canvas cuck

>>74519720
The only cucks ITT are guys pretending to be Woodley fans just because they think it pisses other people off. Sad!

>>74519661
"""""""""""""""""""""""beat up""""""""""""""""""""""""


Nigga please they both were an embarrassment, just a fucking disgrace, nobody should had won that """"""""fight"""""""", Dana should had taken away the belt cause sure as hell neither of them deserved it

>>74519555
>don't know if you have fitepass or not
I'm literally fucking offended my dude

THE DAMAGE

REAL GOAT

>>74519767
Alcantara too, that cheeky fuck is amazing.

Are we sure zahabi is a good coach

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Leave Tyron to me

>>74519598
lmao you got btfo bro

>>74519780
Alcantara's fights are usually boring imo

>>74519780
That was also a great fucking comeback.

>>74519879
WHY FINNISH POLICE FUCK ESTONIA

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don't know who is worst at a champ DJ, Tyrone or bisping, they are fuckin the sport

https://youtu.be/xrU6JxQ9d2A

K-1 has a channel on YouTube if you haven't seen it. Tons of Grand Prix fights and lots of MMA stuff - Machida, Penn, Sakuraba, etc. No commentary on any of the matches which is fucking great. Worth a look, and I'm pretty sure they're still adding fights..

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>>74519843
They are brothers in arms, shattering the barriers of both institutional and everyday racism. Mike is misunderstood.

>Mirsad Bektic

>>74519889
They do? Hard to imagine, I love Eesti.

>>74519892
How is DJ a bad champ ?

>>74519762

No one won rounds 1 and 2.

Woodley clearly won rounds 3 and 5.

Woodley wins.

>>74519744
>c-c-cuck

That's all you got. You can't conceive in your little mind that someone could like a fighter that you don't.

Your little mind also thinks that everyone here wishes they were white or are white.

Woodley won. Get over it you sore loser.

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>>74519892
>DJ

I seriously hope you mean DC my dude

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Happy anniversary!

>>74519929
saddo

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>>74519929
>No one won rounds 1 and 2.

>>74519959

Woodley won. Get over it you sore loser.

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>>74519955
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

>>74519904

>blue checkmark

lmao that is amazing

Feel like only me and Joe Rogan enjoyed that main event.

Was very tense.

>>74519910
Robbie and Tyron were brothers too

>>74519975
I didn't lose though lad????

"Overeem was always my friend" -Dana White

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makes you wonder what would have happened if the Khabib and Ferguson fight happened with those shitty judges if it happened to go to decision

>>74519916
DAMAGED

>>74520000
At least Rogan gets paid for his shit opinions.

2,3,5 Woodley
1,2,5 Hendo

>>74520026
Do you get paid for your butthurt?

>>74519925
>https://youtu.be/bgLNOjM6sh0

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>>74520043
IVANT LAWYER

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>>74520031

why they dont give knockout and submission of night bonuses anymore

>>74520031
nice bait

what next

2,3,5 Lawler?

>>74520013
wait has this tuf aired yet

>>74520078
Because knockout bonuses were too violent and family unfriendly so they renamed them "performance". In my opinion there should be a bonus for every finish

If JDS beats Stipe would you guys mind Overeem getting rematch? Only guy above reem is Cain and he's always hurt

>>74520112
100%

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>>74520085
>Condit won

>>74519866
The comeback was amazing doe.

>>74520112
I want my boy Ngannou to be next in line famalam but I like REEM so it's all good.

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>>74519114
Woodley is the GOAT get over it nazi

>>74520109
>In my opinion there should be a bonus for every finish

This. Would probably make prelims/fight pass fights a lot spicier too considering those guys get paid jack shit

who should punished Bektic fight next?

>>74519114
everyone lost, especially the fans, woodley couldnt put wonderboy away, but both fighters had the audience out cold

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Would you read this for free?

>>74520181
Honestly if I understood goblinspeak yes

>>74520067

>>74520181
No t b h

>Wonderboy robbed for the second fight in a row

Why are the judges so racist towards white fighters?

>>74520169
>>In my opinion there should be a bonus for every finish

Lol but this already exists.

>>74520153
Francis is fighting Stephan Strudel, UFC will probably have him fight Lewis before titleshot

>>74519146
>66 strikes on a 5 rounders
>36% accuracy

Karate is truly a meme

>>74520153
>Ngannou
Let him beat a top 5 guy first.

>>74520179
SWT did nothing to Woodley in 50 minutes of fighting but Woodley is the boring fighter?

>>74519146
b-b-ut /r/heem told me wonderboi won

>>74520178
Guida or Maynard IMO

He looked great but kept going back to the wrestling even when he was winning on the feet and Elkins kept giving him trouble with the wrestling.

>>74520181
If you're polish and don't buy this, you ain't a real fucking fight fan

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Face it, white bois are just made that Woodley won both fights.

Why? Because who's left? Nobody, Maia is going to get absolutely fucking rekt because of Woodleys GOAT takedown defense and GOAT power. Masdival? LMAO. Condit? Already heem'd.

Woodley won round 1 by landing the only significant strike of that round, the monstrous leg kick. Woodley also won round 2 by visibly damaging Wonderboy with a punch and also being the only won to land an effective strike. Round 3 was a complete wrestle fuck and Round 5 had Wonderboy on his ass like the little beta cuck that he is.

The only guy I can think off is GSP and even a prime GSP couldn't beat Woodley. What's GSP going to do when Woodley BLACKS everyone of his meme takedowns?

Rory Macdonald is the only "white hope" that you white bois had and now he's at Bellator.

The Welterweight division has officially been BLACKED.

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>>74520219

Which top guy did Cody beat to get his title-shot? Pull the trigger on Ngannou now. He's the HW champ that we need.

>>74520259

>made

>>74520181
absolutely not pham

>>74520256
Damn Puerto Rico you convinced me to buy this, hope you're happy with yourself

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>>74519929
I have this weird feeling you work on a dock

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>More than one Poland

>>74520285
I am not the dockdwarf who is known to be 144 lbs, 5'4" and notoriously racist.

I just think Woodley is a good well-rounded fighter(which he is)

Not white either ;^)

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anywebm makers willing to do request from last night's nights?

i like some webms of Dan Kellly's fight

>>74520094
I don't think so. It was only a promo.

When was the last time someone tapped to a kneebar since Brock-Mir I?

>>74520270
>not having a cheeky wank reading about how Joanna losses her virginity in a blood orgy covered in her opponents blood after her first kickboxing fight

gay desu

wonderpedo is pretty boring when he's fighting someone who isn't already deleted. wouldn't be surprised if he puts together a losing streak and ends up being a gatekeeper

>>74519744
Being a wonderboy fan is way worse.
Literally did nothing, man even Aldo showed more in a fight he got ko'd in 13sec than Wondercuck in 25 min. Considering it was a fight for the belt it's even more pathetic. Worst performance of all the time on a 5 rounders.
>muh octagon control
Boy it's a fight, if you want to beat the champ you have to punch him lmao

>>74520324
i gotta download the event but once i do, i'll be making some webms

>>74520292
I post rarely
the other guy is the autist one (no offence)

>>74519744
but youre literally pissed about it

Should there be limits on what they can weigh on fight night?
If a championship fight in boxing is sanctioned by the IBF then
>There shall be a second day weigh-in on the morning of the event.
>At this weigh-in, boxers cannot weigh more than ten (10) pounds
over the weight limit.

Perhaps this should be the case for all weight classes in the UFC. It would prevent 190ers from fighting at 155

>>74519186

Why do you guys keep shooping Goober so small?

>>74520363
>if you want to beat the champ you have to punch him
This.

He was even less aggressive in this fight than at 205. And he didn't deserve to win. People who coast almost never do.

Anyone has a webm of Lando's counter spinning kick ?
It was sweet

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Memes aside.

Who can realistically beat Woodley now that Rory left? His power is ridiculous and his takedown defense ensures that Maia will most likely get heem'd.

>>74520386
I'm more pissed about the fight sucking and also Khabib pulling out, kinda ruined the card.
Honestly I have disliked Tyron since the Shields fight. I feel that the fight was either 48-47 wonderboy or 47-47 if you score the last round a10-8, I think the fix was in to prevent another draw. The majority of Tyron-posting is just baiting for (You)s

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>>74520439
how does this not make you happy? i thought dominant champs were good for the sport? is there some reason you dislike woodley specifically or something?

>>74520439
Gastelum can if he comes back to WW but he probably won't

>>74520449
but it doesnt matter what you thought. he won. also, if you really feel like wonderboy won this fight based on that criteria, then tyron definitely won the first fight right?

#1 10-9 T
#2 10-9 T
#3 9-10 W
#4 10-9 T
#5 8-10 W
47-47 draw

>>74520456

I'm not sure, he's way to hittable and relying on your chin simply isn't a good gameplan. Gastelum got away with it in the first fight but he's way to hittable for me to favor him over Woodley.

Woodleys endurance also looks to have improved.

>>74520439
Dan Kelly needs to drop to WW and spank Woodleys hueg bunda

>>74520439
Gastelum, Maia, Out of spins Kim

>>74520439
masvidal vs woodley would be pretty spicy desu

>>74520449
>The majority of Tyron-posting is just baiting for (You)s

No it isn't. I like Woodley both as a person and as a fighter. I also like Thompson he's a great guy and has a good style when he's facing someone who is aggressive. It's his fans that are insufferable, race-baiting losers who made this whole thing into "white vs. black" this is the stuff that casuals love to do. The game-thread last night was horrific and was just filled with this kind of stuff, and it's no one's fault other than casuals.

>>74520449

Nobody cares what you feel.

Woodley won the first fight anyway, the second fight should have never happened.

Round 1 10-10
Round 2 10-10 (Or Woodley 10-9)
Round 3 10-9 Woodley
Round 4 10-9 Wonderboy
Round 5 10-9 Woodley (or even 10-8 Woodley)

Woodley landed the only significant strike of Round 2 and it visibly hurt Wonderboy.

Thoughts on cage warriors last night?

>>74520476
I think Tyron won the first fight more than he won this fight but with the more obvious 10-8 it makes sense the first fight was a draw I guess idk it sucks we had to see this again and it didnt live up to the hype

>>74519378
I swear Bisping has been absolutely pissed this entire week
He works with Woodley and he's saying this

>>74520504
>10/10 rounds

Post disregarded

>>74520504

I had it 1-1 going into round 3. Didn't think anyone won round 1 it was just full of feints.

>>74520398
I still think same-day weigh-ins are the way to go. Not saying the second weigh-in is a bad idea necessarily, but guys are still going to be pushing the envelope so you're back to start.

>>74520520

>Ocatgon control

Post disregarded

You guys think if Bisping beats GSP he won't fight Romero like he said and go for Woodley?

>>74520509
Better than Bellator

i knew thompson would lose when i caught a glimpse of that soggy french toast he calls his bunda

after the dust settles they will announce GSP/Woodley, just wait

jabs are a waste of time and wonderboy threw like 200 of them last night

>>74520482
Gastelum is very young, he has much room to improve, if he could split decision Woodley at 24 he should be able to win with more experience

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>>74520596
>jabs are a waste of time
the absolute state of /heem/

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Post cro cops ITT

Woodley vs Thompson II was a great fight, and the best we've had this year.

>>74520604
>if he could split decision Woodley at 24

Left out the part where he showed up fat for that fight.

Also left out the part where Gastelum very recently lost to Neil Magny.

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>>74520618
>The state of casuals

Can't make this up

>>74519256
>>74519272
>>74519381
B-b-b-b-but muh steroids

>>74520618
>not recognizing current memes
why are you here. you clearly dont follow fights

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>>74520620

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>>74520620

>>74520569
What about your man karl moore winning LHW

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>>74520620
My favorite

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>>74520640
>>74520649
*jabs you*

>>74520626
He lost split dec to Magny too, I don't count those as decisive defeats

>>74520439
Maia really legit needs to get him down to the ground quick and do some quick af passes otherwise he's going to get fucking slept, Masvidal would be interesting and spicy as well

shitty main event, shitty main card besides Vannata vs Teymur, I think I will only watch prelims in the future

>>74520694
>I don't count those as decisive defeats
Did you actually watch that fight?

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>>74520620

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>next card is gastelum vs belfort
>kelvin will have to face either whittaker, mousasi or rockhold at some point
>people unironically think he is a welterweight

>>74520715
>Implying gastelum won't just stuff his chubby face full of tacos and fail to make weight

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>>74520620

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Young Reem vs Ubereem vs Econoreem

Who wins?

>>74520267
Cody was undefeated, though, and plowed through a dude that was 21-0. Also, do you really want to risk killing off a prospect like Ngannou so soon?

>>74520757

Ngannou is undefeated in the UFC. HW is a lottery, he has a good chance of heeming any of the worn out chins in the top 5. Even Mark Hunt got heemed last night.

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>>74520691
Counter punch

>>74520749
Young Reem > Econoreem > Ubereem

Young reem had something resembling a chin at least

>>74520775
Overeem heem'd him. Overeem was also the first man in history heeming Kazuyuki Fujita. Overeem has the biggest heeming prowess

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>>74520620

>>74520757
>Cody was undefeated

He lost a couple of times in the amateurs, Ngannou lost once in his second pro fight. Pretty equal for me there. I would like to see Ngannou take a couple more fights against top 10/top 15 opponents.

>>74520704
Literally all the fights on the main card were good besides the main

>>74520840

I liked the main event.

>>74520862
This. Unironically a great chess match

>>74520840
nah, Hunt vs Overeem wasn't good besides the finish and I don't rate WMMA much. Evans vs Kelly was meh. Prelims were legit better

>>74520775
>>74520828
Being undefeated as a pro makes a world of difference, though, at least in making a case for a title shot. It appeals to the casuals. And i just want Ngannou to feel out the top competition a bit more before being thrown into the meatgrinder.

>>74520889
Hunt-Overeem was good

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>>74520818
The Greatest

>>74520862
Ok Joe you can stop pretending now, the card is over

>>74520889
>Hunt vs Overeem wasn't good
This is stupid

>>74520226
He said "both fighters" you mongoloid.

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>>74520371
Thanks i appreciate it


Round 1

glove grab at 2:23 to 2:19
single leg to scramble to judo throw attempt at 2:09 to 1:53

Glove grab to uppercut
1:33 to 1:29

Dirty boxing and hits off the break
0:52 to 0:47

open knee to dirty boxing Clinch battle
0:32 to 0:20

that be a start and i really appreciate all you webm makers
Round 2
Round 3

Do people unironically believe Wonderboy won that fight? He lost 2,3 and 5 decisively.

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>>74520620
Fresh outta the oven

>>74520988
No one won that fight

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>>74520995
Nice

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>I'm going to prove to everyone that I'm the GOAT

>Draw
>Almost draw

Does anyone have a good webm of the end of the Elkins fight? At work and plebbit as always has 30 second lead up and ends right away before he even turns to walk away.

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the only time woodley really tried to to anything he dropped wonderboy, if he wasnt such a pussy the whole time we wouldn't have had to sit through that hot garbage of a fight.

I'm /woodley/ and last night was a draw, usually when it half as close as this I want a rematch but fuck this fight to death

https://youtu.be/mA6folCFG1k

>>74521177
Safe to say fedor would heem the rapist bydlo scumbag stiff

>>74521070
>Draw
>Almost draw
L..lad

>>74519980
>not squeezing at the top
sadpiana.gif

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>>74521070

>Be a GOAT Welterweight
>Get heem'd by Serra and get beaten up by Nick Diaz, Condit and BJ Penn

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>>74521133
I'm sorry lad, I had similar issues throughout yesterday
Got all the Woodley/Thompson fight and it cut just before Woodley actually did something and got the knockdown.

Someone just grabbed my dad's ass.
I was like 'wtf' and called the guy out. Dad got in the way and told me he was his boyfriend.
Ay I didn't know daddy was a faggot.

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>>74520979
Round 2
Lead leg foot sweep to over hand punch
4:43 to 4:40

hand tie/kumi kata to punch

4:39 to 4:36


Dirty boxing clinch/glove holding battle
4:00 to 3:55

glove grab clinch
3:37 to 3:29


dirty boxing clinch filed judo throw
3:10 to 3:00

glove grab to punches
2:55 to 2:50


Foot sweep and eye poke counter
replay as big jon was saying he was going to bring a doctor
Hand trapping and hand yanking
2:26 to 2:20

clinch boxing
2:01 to 1:54


Single leg scramble
1:18 to 1:07

>>74520715
Name?

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Fuck the stupid sperg whiteknight cocksucker jany

>>74521330
plastic bimbo #347,755

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>>74519114
so why didn't Khabib make weight? you dont think he's...scared or something do ya?

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>>74519391
not like he beat condit between 89 and 09

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>>74521402
>mfw conduit thinks he won near me

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>>74521427
>mfw

>>74521402
I cant help but feeling like all of the Woodley shills are just black people.

They were probably the same guys defending Jon "Criminal Roidrage" Jones with dindunuffin too long ago.
But ah well, thats just black people. At least they have a strong sense of tribal pride.

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I know its a lot for a request but i really appreciate it.

Dan Kelly is probably the next step in evolution of a Randy Couture fighter, dirty boxing, and mixing up grapples with strikes but Kelly is far more aggressive with his pressure and less reliant on the walls compared to Couture back in his day.

If Ronda ever got back she should emulate Kelly his style of clinch range dirty boxing compliments judo better then her longer range style of boxing.

Round 3:
foot sweep
4:36 to 4:30

foot sweep
3:!5 to 3:10


dirty box uppercuts to break
2:16 to 2:05


judo throw attempt to uppercut on the break
1:45 to 1:39


doube glove grab
1:30 to 1:25

uppercut
1:22 to 1:18


short grab
0:25 to :20

>>74520893
I don't think there is amateur MMA in France so I don't hold it against Ngannou. Having an early career loss can be beneficial. Although marketing wise it does make a difference. Agree though, no point rushing Ngannou.

>>74521489
>lawler beat condit
>race-baiting
I fail to see your logic but I dont really care desu

Alright /heem/ we need to fix the scoring of mma. The problem is the loser of the round gets no credit for anything in the round during scoring. Two extremely close rounds lost and one winning round of domination still loses you the fight. 10-8 rounds are way too subjective and it's obvious the judges are in consistent.
I propose fight have 4 rounds. Scoring can stay the same but judges also score an extra round as an overall fight score. It would make for better fights and more consistency.

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holy shit, mackenzie is fighting this friday m8s. im not ready for the thiccening

>>74521582
those are some big titties for a 115lber

>>74521549
They should implement the PRIDE scoring system, where the entire fight is judged and not just round by round

>>74521489
I believe that you are the white person making all of these posts.

>>74521657
But i am a mudblood spic
stay cuck

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>>74521629
the biggest. thats what happens when chicks have low muscle to fat ratios. can be thicc but not heavy

>>74521549


can't save mma for awhile, gonna have to wait for WME-IMG to crash and burn the UFC

>>74521582
how is she so thicc for 115

wept

>>74521629
115ers have better tits

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>>74521549
You're making the huge assumption that there's an actual intent to score the fight correctly. Any criteria will fail if the system is rigged.

AI judging when

>>74519114


that was a pretty clear 3-2 Thompson but he did fuck all entire fight so I don't even mind Woodley getting the W.

The two least convincing title defenses in a row in UFC history though, he better get some impressive wins in or he'll be the most easily forgotten champ in a long time.

who is a harder fight for woodley, masvidal or maia?

>>74521582
>>74521689
too much ass

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Alexa is still my girl!

>>74521796
well he would knock masvidal out so I'd have to say maia

Did rogan end up saying something about khabib yesterday?

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i'd like to see perry vs barberena

>>74521549
>If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over
>Fights will go on as long as they have to

There, judging is fixed

>>74521813
I dont even know if maia can take him down, masvidal is younger with much better boxing

>>74521845
perry is fighting kekenberger and Barberena is fighting joe proctor and I think its the same card so it could happen!