Official Sunderland vs Manchester City match thread 1

RING RING RING RING

Not sure who I dislike more at CB Kolarov or Otamendi.

KdB rested.... How does Delph keeps making the bench over Garcia?

>>74516227
>How does Delph keeps making the bench over Garcia?

it's a joke

Sunderland 0 - 5 Manchester City

I'm a snudnerlnand fan btw, moyes has given up already and this squad will take any excuse to put in a shit performance.

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who /moyesboys/ here?

74516028
>that Sunderland matchday squad
>this is a Premier League club

Fucking what.

>>74516028
>Rodwell was once a premier league champion
>now he's on the bench of a 20th place Sunderland team

>>74516424
It has Pickford and Defoe, so that's 2 good players more than the likes of Burnley, Bournemouth, 'Boro and Hull.

It's just Moyes being shit.

>>74516026
Remembered your proxy today

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predict the score

>>74516526
ill keep an eye out

>>74516526
last 2 digits

>>74516507
>Andre Gray
>Callum Wilson
>bad

>>74516028

>O'Shea
>Gibson
>Januzaj
>Love
>McNair

United Rejects FC

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>>74516045

DEAD SUNDAY

suderland to win 1-0. defoe to score, easy.

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>>74516026
>NANASHI NO STONES

pundit literally said

EXPOSED

has bravo been definitely relegated to bench warmer?

I'm predicting a lengthy phone call

these digits confirm it

No poin watching this game, it looks like one of those week where every top4 team win.

why does mouyes look like hes on a phet comedown

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Who /sunderland/ here?

got £500 on man city to win by at least 2

how blacked am i

>>74516647
Yeah, sweeper keepers are fine, just not in the PL. the bong game doesn't suit them, seriously just been able to have good kicking/throwing is main thing for that sneaky counter attack.

>>74516630
>pundit said a word

>>74516045
Can someone put the names to this? Can only name 2 of that literally who defence at best

>>74516678
>

>>74516671
>how blacked am i
Elsa Jean. Snuderland will park 11 in the box

if sunderland score a goal ill upload a webm of me drinking a pint of orange juice

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Ring Ring

>>74516717
>Elsa Jean.
huh

>>74516656
>looking down on sun'lan on march.

>>74516671
How much would you win, fellow white, aryan and European brother?

feels like a 3/4-0 desu

>>74516724
The call that saved_____

>>74516743
£500 profit

>>74516705
>he thinks I'm joking

Who the fuck is that at left back

>>74516718
You'd better deliver faggot

Sunderland will go for it and City will rip them to shreds

6-0

>>74516764
Clichy, Kolarov, Stones, Sagna, and Willy in nets

Sunderland are going to win this game...trust me.

>>74516764
clichy

>>74516777
>5 goalkeepers
>poop guardiolel

>>74516764
Casual retard

>>74516678
Keep an eye on No. 24 for some comedy gold

Ndong wins haircut of the match award.

>>74516028
>39. Honeyman
>22. Love

nigga u gay

>>74516783
>trusting a white van man
fool me once...

>>74516758
the Bundesliga from parity.

Blunderland 0 (0 shots on goal)
Man City 9 (46 shots on goal)

>moyes

Right, cmon the black cats!

>>74516813
Sunderland 1 - 15 City

no joke, i just spoke to the FA on the phone

JIIIIIIIIIIIII

HES ROUND THE GOALKEEPER HES DONE IT

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>it's a Niall Quinn episode

>>74516834
fake news

i want poop to get exposed but I also want sunderland to fuck off and get relegated to the championship where they belong

i hope aguero gets a red card just to btfo all the fantasy players

>>74516843
>he doesn't remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEL8OnhG0-c

>implying Sunderland don't occasionally pull off heroic performances against big teams

>IMPLYING city aren't total dross away to relegation candidates

>>74516834
Offside as fuck but great moment.

>>74516851
Are you autistic?

>>74516861
FAKE NEWS REEEE

>twats it long
based

>>74516660
>Poyet manages Shanghai Shenhua
>tfw Fox Sports showed their CSL match today, literally because of Tevez

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>reminder that moyes was the manager of manchester united

Imagine prioritising a goaltender's ability to play short passes over their ability to tend to their goal

>>74516888
>reminder that you shouldn't defecate in the street

>>74516867
>posting on 4chan
what do you think?

>>74516717

That's what they always do. And then they finally concede and shit the bed and concede 4 more.

>>74516905
? this is the elite of the internet

>>74516893
He always fields 11 midfielders.
Too intelligent to EPL.

Sunderland 1-0 up!!

>>74516888

DESIGNATED

>>74516918
whoah!!

>>74516918

Posting fake goals is a bannable offence.

>>74516893
>Joe Hart hoofs ball
>other team get it and attack city again
That's what happened before

>>74516918
love this meme

Poop Gladioli

>>74516932
It's not fake news; it's just news from the future.

>city haven't scored yet

>>74516950
They will. Give them time.

people that post digit predictions are faggots, check my 5s

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this guy will either get a yellow or assist today

>>74516950
Floodgates will open soon enough lad

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>>74516955
W I Z A R D
I
Z
A
R
D

>>74516955
Check my 6s

Pickford is too good for >us

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>>74516955
Wew lad

>>74516966
Meme magic in this thread

>>74516966
Oh shit. Check these as well

>>74516955
>>74516966
Fuck off with this

how about some 7s

Check my 7S

The Sunderland squad is such shit

No way they'll stay up like this

>yaya playing like he's 27 again

>wasting all your meme magic on dubs

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>>74516955
>>74516966

check these 9s

>>74516982
>>74516980

Losers

Sunderland are /ourguys/ right?

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'member when United customers were bigging-up Januzaj as the next GOAT.

>>74516966
>>74516955
>>74516988
what did they mean by this?

>>74516979
Fuck off you single digit loser.

>>74516996
>Literally last in the league
not unless you are a cuck

>>74516999
>>74517000
praise kek

>>74516999
>>74517000
wew las

>>74517000
wew lad

>>74517000
>>74516999

Holy mother of gohosahad

>>74516999
>>74517000
seems to be a lot of recurring numbers in this thread fellas

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>>74517000
>>74516999
>>74516988
>>74516955
>>74516966

wtf I want januzaj to return to united now

>Using a dub bot

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>BORINI

All these repeating digits are suspect

>borini

>Janus Aye actually does something good
>Follows it up with something shit

Sunderland in a nutshell 2bh

WTF I LOVE DEFOE NOW

ALMOST EXPOOPSED

>>74517023
>the monkey hut of (You)

>>74517034
I've always loved Defoe

FUCK

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>>74516966
>>74516955
>>74516988
>>74516999
>>74517000
>>74517022

Moyes wins

KAPOW

BoriNo

hello borini what the fuck are you doing

>Defoe is going to be a second division player
he should go to MLS, at least there, he'd have a chance to win a trophy

>sunderlel

borini a shit

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>tfw to smart to start De Bruyne and win this game comfortably

gib me dubs too

what the fuck city?

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>dubs

>sunderland hit the post

has pep, dare i say it, been exposed?

TWENTY (20) MINUTES HAVE GONE BY
N O G O A L S
O

G
O
A
L
S

>>74517057
He'll retire if we go down. He's done his best.

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>Dominated by Sunderland

>>74517057
not at toronto, kek

>>74517021
I have a use for these dubs

>>74517057
He's been to MLS.

le run until you run out of pitch man

>>74517084
what about these

Sané is shit

What time is kickoff?

had a dream that I was playing footy and I kept missing the ball and everyone was laughing at me

Sunderland's pitch is awful

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What's for lunch my bros?

>>74517105
never heard a kick about referred to as a dream before lad

Haven't been enough 2-footed tackles so far

will these guys ever fucking shoot

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>>74517120
beef, rice and peas

aka the gains

Silva has been absolute dog shit today

>>74517120
Had a corned beef sandwich with sandwich spread.

You now remember Gundogan.

>>74517139
Grim

genuinely thought januzaj was like 25 or something

>>74517153
How old is he?

>>74517105
I swear I was dreaming random shit as well yesterday. Funny thing is I 100% know that I'm dreaming, but I let that just go and see what happens. I often even know what's going to happen next in that dream. What did my brain mean by this.

>>74517139
i thought it was only a dogs trait to eat poo

>>74517155
33

>>74517139
hope it tastes better than it looks

>>74517155
just turned 22

Ever had a dream where you try to punch someone and your arm moves really slowly and with no power?

>>74517146
oh shiet

>>74517159
its common symptom of a brain tumour

>>74517139
nice feijão-com-arroz you got there m8

>>74517170
lots of people have that, it's because you've never been in a fight

>>74517170
no but i have similar problems with wanking if that counts

>>74517139

Looks like someone has dropped a turd on your plate.

>>74517155
19

>>74517170
dreamed about getting laid once thou

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>>74517177

le eye of the needle threaded pass team

city are shit when they play like this

>>74517120
you forgot to post your hat

>>74517190
>turd
FOY

>>74517170
dude yes.

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>>74517120
late breakfast my dudes

And I thought Manure matches were boring

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>the city of martin atkinson

>muh inverted fullbacks

It doesn't even work vs the literal bottom table team

>>74517170
no, but when I used to box I would sometimes punch the wall next to my bed while dreaming and wake up

>>74517170

I dreamed I had a gf once. It seemed so real and I remember the feeling of contentment from teh dream...but...it was just a dream.

why did city sell dzeko again?

>>74517182
thanks bro, the only person ITT that has decent taste

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>>74517207
>tfw no qt colombiana gf to partially pre-digest then regurgitate my food

>>74517207
ah, diarrhetic shit with sliced cock, a classic

>>>/int/71925370

realistically where do i find this

Every dreamt that you finally get a gf?

>>74517120
aesthetic

>>74517170
t. David Haye

>>74517207
Why are you eating a stack of coins?

>>74517231
kek'd my man

He missed anyway

>>74517231
>not Tony Bellew

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>sterling trying to score after the whistle
>still hits the post

>>74517223
a hooker?

>boo englands best player

what did snuderlan mean by this?

>>74517223
if you know any pakis or somalis ask them, they all love visiting whores

if not just check the adverts in your local paper

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>>74517120
>tfw still recovering from surgery and can't eat that for a while

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>>74517220
>that flag

wouldve been a goal with bravo in goal

>>74517255
what surgery?

>willy caballero will not play for Argentina

Lads I just want you guys to know I have an important meeting with my phone planned today, not sure if I'm going but just in case

sane is so strong

>>74517275
i've got an important meeting with ur mum

>>74517268
whatever the laser surgery is called, the one used to remove the gallbladder. I had gallstones.

>>74517281
jajajajaj

>>74517281
go ahead, she's very ugly

>>74517275
you should go if it gets you off this damn website

>>74517283
How old are you lad. How much did that cost you?

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city will not win this

Fuck, can't Sunderland just score already. I need my dose of exposure.

>>74517286
>when the commentator calls an african 'the italian/frenchman/german'

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>tfw roped into doing some extra work tomorrow for S4C and i have no idea how to look normal

save me /sp/

>>74517306
F. This is what you get for being a Jew.

Jesus has our backs.

>>74517307
Please no, might mean them staying up another season

>Sahne
>Sarnies

>>74517322
Jesus was a Jew

Aguero

fug

PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP PRAY 4 SP

so this is he power.... of david mois

>>74517301
23. I got shit genetics, my parents also had to get the surgery, so that made it more likely for me to get gallstones.

Just over 20000 ARS.

also, AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

game over

Game over, floodgates are now open.

>>74517231
Kek

poop lol

good news I have rescheduled my phone meeting

Oh look, Aguero scored against relegation fodder again

Literally the definition of a stat padder

>Moyes

Sergio "no fun allowed" Aguero

That was an insane finish

>Le score against only shit teams man

agueroOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>SUNDERLEL

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>74517231
underrated

>losing (in spirit) to Sunderland

City are so shit.

AQUARIOOO

why is everyone so muddy

>>74517357
aguero scores against sunderland
>s-stat padder

aguero doesnt score agains sunderland
>shit lol

hmm

>>74517375
>this is white in south america

The top 3 are set in stone.

>>74517387
bit racist m8

>>74517183
Not true, I've been in a few fights and have had this dream.

so who are they signing to play Toure's role next year

>>74517395
city have got a lot of tough games coming up

>>74517387
Nowadays you're not allowed to say stuff like that. The correct term is "Person of Colour" or POC.

REFBALL

refball

>>74517405
robot legs for gundogan

>>74517407
POCBA lel

>>74517375
>smug 4/10 nu-female

lel

post slags

refball

Worse than Southampton's disallowed goal last week.

>>74517357
>>74517366

Don't get this argument at all, he routinely scores against Arsenal

Sterling is never active

anyone got a webm of that?

>stadium of light
>broad daylight

>>74517417
danny wellblack xd

>>74517425
>sterling

>>74517423
>arsenal
>not a shit team

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will /sp/ ever recover???

>>74517423
>Arsenal
>not shit
Hmm.

>>74517423
arsenal are a meme team though

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>Quinn is PAID to commentate
>sees several replays showing linesman has made completely wrong decision
>doesn't elude to it, instead says 'it was tight'

$lags

>>74517389
Yeah but then everyone calls him world class after every season after looking at his goal tally, not realising that almost all of his goals come against the shite sides and in batches. Not even a reliable goalscorer

>>74517451
They'd be true title contenders if they got rid of wenger though.

>>74517357
Absolute truth, until this whole Gabriel Jesus business has seemed to finally spark a fire, before then he was very lazy for quite some time
Yaya is actually running

>>74517439
>>74517449
>>74517451
you lads in charge of a sense of humour

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HT Vela?

who says Yo?


SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>golf

fucking disgusting

>microshit and their nsa/cia cloud
ay

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Fug, I want In-N-Out, but it's not open right now.

>Look err

>>74517452
>Niall Quinn manages to be biased between two clubs he used to play for
He's fucking unreal.

>>74517485
Post boipuccey

>>74517485
>implying the NSA and CIA aren't openly at war
>implying CIA can into NSA-tier sigint

>>74517512
Hi mate

That sort of language isn't great for the board, also it's not sport related.

I think Sunderland have been unlucky!

>>74517520
Nice gibberish there, bro

>look errr, I believe that err we lacked SLAGS err

no point in acknowledging sunderland's existence when newcastle isn't in the premier league

lads

its

>>74517520
don't try to give me any lessons faggot, I know how to program in java

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>on mobile
>Hiro has enabled sound on these intrusive ads
>can't listen to music and browse /sp/ anymore
>every time I refresh the page my music cuts out for a little advert sound effect

>>74517615
>he doesn't use clover

>watching bein stream
>everything is given in mecca time and gmt
based

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>>74517562
>>74517619
>he doesn't spend all day filling his head with conspiracy theories and the ramblings of madmen

Why even live?

>>74517627
oh and pardiola is a pundit

Anyone else in bed with a tub of ice cream nursing a monster hangover watching the game?

Comfy

Have you sorted yourself out yet anons?

>>74517139
>british """"""food""""""""

>>74517637
I won't be happy until they are banned.

Why is this thread so quiet now that City are in the lead

>>74517689
based fucking daniela

>>74517702
>spend a gorrilian euro
>lead the worst team in the league 1-0
>expect people to be impressed

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>>74517615
>can't mute any ad

People on top of this chinese board are geniuses

>>74517645

In bed with 2 rustlers burgers.
Based sky multiroom

>>74517721
here's your (You)

>>74517652
If it had audio you'd realize she's singing happy birthday to me in roach

>>74517702
As a city fan there's nothing to comment on and as a pep hate memer there's nothing to comment on

Urgh sterling

>>74517721
fug

>>74517714
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>city unironically have sagna and clichy as their starting fullbacks

>>74517732
based fucking Bruna

>>74517714
Extreme would be having them crucified lining the Appian way from Capua to Rome.

>>74517745
Gonna be an expensive summer, they want a CM, LB, RB and maybe a keeper and cb too

Badnan Januzaj

>>74517751
WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIT

why are these slav faggots being cunts lads

It was an obv joke

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2397848/Manchester-Uniteds-Adnan-Januzaj-potential-Cristiano-Ronaldo.html

Sterling is having a poor game

Wtf happened to the floodgates?

>>74517780
Oviedo is a good and fast defender

He just has zero attacking quality

refballing shit ref

>>74517786
there's like 20 porn boards just post there

nobody cares that you're a big boy who can post porn gifs

>>74517786
>changing my IP
Teach me

>>74517778
You now remember England, Belgium and Turkey were all trying to convince him to play for their NT's.

>>74517721
THIS IS A BAD POST
DO NOT OPEN

how is that not a yellow?

>>74517778
I still remember the redcafe posts when he debuted under moyes and then scored 2? goals to win united a game. They literally thought he was messi tier

>>74517801
are you underage?

City look so uninspiring. They should be dominating the match and smashing these faggots 4-0 by now.

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SANE

>SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON >SANE IS NOT THE SIGNING OF THE SEASON

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>>74517810
you deserve it degenerate

>>74517804
at one point england were trying to convince almunia to play for them

>>74517824
they've saving energy, bayern do it a lot too

If you go full pelt every game you collapse like liverpool

Game over