/cric/ - the cricket

>>74514791
missed this meme

4rd for South Africa on GOAT watch

>bindia

>>74514756
So many memes...

>Poowis

8th for finn needs a haircut

>>74514817
>Why would anyone be interested in Horse Trading? Is it better than the Stock Exchange?
Definitely more interesting. Plus you can make decent money off the betting.

Agreed India lost the first test but, at least we have home test series!!
The last time Pakistan or Bangladesh invited Australia they spit on your face and moved on!!!

What happened? I just popped down the shop to get some batteries after hearing Australia was sending their worse squad ever to India and I come back and Australia won their first test and on top in the second.

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Splendid! A new thread just in time for England's next glorious victory.

>K Brathwaite
>LOIs

watching the West Indies play is just depressing

Is Willey still kill?

>>74514756
I still like you Finchy.

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Looks like these two will take the West Indies to a big total

Might be in England for the Champion's Trophy Tbh

based ginger chav

Flesh-coloured 3/4 length undershirt is not a good look when you have tattoos all over your arms.

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>LE FUG LE OSTRALYA XD XD
>LE U R SO MEAN

>>74515600

Wonder how many of those are just Ishant.

Also Kiwis beta as fuck.

Stop shit posting in /hoc/ faggots

>>74515600
Indians having no respect for authority. What a fucking surprise.

>>74515616
I get genuinely annoyed by their le nice guys gimmick

Anyone been down at Mardi Gras?

>>74515669
Na mate I'm straight

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>>74515166
About like watching England in India, then. Matters are not being helped by you Aussies taking the same team apart.

>>74515676
so is Bill Shorten

>>74515683
Tbh if England and Australia's fixture was reversed I reckon England would have been winning tests rather than us
India's overconfidence played a big part in losing at Pune

>>74515702

England have no good spinners tho.

>>74515737

Case in point: this trash from Rashid.

really enjoying the new Sun Kil Moon lads

>>74515737
just pick more part timers, that should do the trick

Is it raining there or does that camera just have water droplets on it for some reason?

pretty jelly of australia pushing india's shit in at home
when we did it when we had good spinners in swann & monty it was one of the most enjoyable series ever because I fucking hate india

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>>74516210

While winning in India was probably the bigger achievement, 2011 in England was still the epitome of Indian humiliation.

feels pretty fucking great to realise renshaw will be in the team for another 15 years

>>74516367
I feel bad for Bancroft, if the Bangladesh tour wasn't cancelled that spot would have been his

>>74516210
What makes it great it is the whole circumstance surrounding the Pune pitch, Harbhajan coming out and saying that it's the worst Australian team to come to India and that they'd lose 3-0 if they played well and coming off getting brownwashed in Sri Lanka
Hopefully a series defeat (if one happens) will shock India back into putting out normal wickets again instead of the garbage they served up South Africa and Australia in Pune

>>74516379
yeah but would he have made it his own considering his form since then? honestly he has no one to blame but himself, even at the start of this summer if he'd scored a few runs he would have been in ahead of renshaw

>>74516410
Who knows Tbh

I also doubt that he'd be ahead of Renshaw thanks to a man by the name of Greg Chappell

>>74516426
hard to know and obviously chappell does love young players from queensland

but bancroft had been on their radar for a while and it was clear they were pretty keen on him

Renshaw is my favourite Englishman

Chappell is a sexual predator

>>74516471
I reckon he fingered Heazlett's bumhole a bit at the Australian Cricket Academy

>>74516531
>literally filling the australian side with your boy toys

surely the AFP have noticed by now

I thought the West Indies were pushing the youth meme, why is this side filled with old farts?

>paki paddle

haha

stokes bowling when

God Holder is shit

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oi goosey u here m8?

>England 2/1 (2.0 ov)
lol

based Joe root

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>>74518219
Lucky not to be 1-4. Jeez, guys, it's only 226; how hard can it be?

just woke up

>>74518334
(can't wake up)

Root gonna have to actually convert to a hundred

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WTF is going on

Spin is a meme

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Come on guys, get a grip.

I love a good old English batting collapse

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Oh Gawd, I thought we were supposed to be good batsmen all the way down the order?

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whelp

nice sporting """""community"""""

>>74520572
There's literally nothing happening. Windies losing isn't anything new to shitpost over.

>The absolute fucking state of this fielding
Do they just skip catching practice?

>>74515631
Babby doesn't remember the 2011 WC QF

>>74516270
2011 in England want even as bad as 2011/12 in Australia

>Dravid that series
JUST

>>74516408
These pitches actually make for good cricket desu

I'd rather Pune than the horseshit the WACA dishes up every year

>>74516471
T. Poo Peeland expat

Got my $50 woolworths voucher from vinnies lads, sold it to my dealer for $15 and a gram of weed, got myself a cask of wine and now it's almost time to enjoy some cricket!

>>74525005
Agreed. The problem with India is they're a bunch of homebabbies and never play away.

dead

>>74525625
w-what? Vinnies is giving out NEETvouchers now? How do I get one?

>>74525680
Ring the Salvation Army, or St Vincent De Paul for your area and they will put you in touch with the right place. Both of these do food vouchers and food parcels, they may give you a specific number to ring within their organisation
Good Luck

>>74525625
>>74525696
nice!

If I'm 1/4 Italian does that make me part wog?

>>74525696
Never heard of this before. Sometimes I get free bread from Vinnies though.

>>74525760
It makes you all wog, Stavros.

>>74525760
It certainly does. You're wog until about 1/16th.
I should know, I'm half.

This match will be a draw

Screencap

I am ready to cop a bit of flack for this but if you think about it I feel Smith definitely played a better innings than Kohli despite scoring less runs. I saw a whole bunch of comments blow up after Smith got out that this was conclusive proof Kohli was better bc 12>8 but I feel there is much more to it than that, especially in the context of the game
If you look from the perspective of what you want from your captain; a flashy player who is in for five overs, hits a couple of boundaries and then gets out in a knuckle headed leave then takes the selfish decision to review when obviously out? Or would you rather a captain who went out there and fought serious hard yards for every single one of his runs. Batted for 52 balls and soaked up a ton of pressure when India were bowling next to perfect on a pitch that was helping produce hand grenades then got out to some good bowling? He set the tone for the rest of the order to fight for there runs and protect their wicket with their life early on (except MMarsh lel). The difference this series so far has been one teams tendancy to crack under pressure and good bowling and the other teams grit to at least grind out a shit 30 to help the team.
Seriously despite scoring less runs I know exactly who I would pick to lead my team 100 times out of 100

>Renshaw will be the opening batsman in the Australian cricket team until I'm 34
Weird feeling

kiwi

What will Sterc have to score to convince /cric/ he's an allrounder?

>>74525915
a century

Starc out first over

>>74525005
The WACA is on its way back, there was plenty of bounce during the South African test

Indian minefields make for results, but they tend to be so one sided that I don't think I'd call it good cricket. The best pitches are probably English ones in my opinion.

In the final scene of the film Being There, Chance the gardener walks on water. The meaning of that, though widely debated, is in the honesty of his ignorance he is able to do something impossible. Essentially, Chance walks on water because he has never thought about it enough to know he can't.
Steve O'Keefe said of Matt Renshaw in the last Test that he didn't have the scar tissue of playing in Asia. For Renshaw, this is all marvellous; he looks as relaxed in the back of car smiling for the locals as he does out in the middle facing Umesh's testing reverse swing. In eight overs Umesh bowls five maidens, and goes for 14 runs, 12 of which are from the edge of Renshaw's bat. At one point, Umesh storms down the wicket to tell the batsman about it and Renshaw shrugs like a lovable doofus from a sit com.
Renshaw's main scoring shot is through slips, and it is, for most of the morning, his only scoring shot. Whether it zips through Kohli's hand, or through the gap, Renshaw beams like he is just happy to be there. He bats as if uninterested in the outside world, while others fight and scrap.

>>74525964
I hate Jarrod Kimber

>>74525964
>comparing Chance the gardener to Renshit
is he autistic?

>>74525941
There won't be single game International game played at the WACA in the future. Possibly BBL but doubtful.

>>74525996
the ashes will thanks to delays on the stadium's bridge

>>74525645
they're homebabbies because they get absolutely rekt everywhere else

It's a shame that Mitch Marsh won't be dropped despite being a non-contributor

>>74526060
Rod Marsh, his fucking father is a selector

>>74526060
while he is trash, the ball he got would have gotten anyone in either team

>>74526060
Australia will go 3-0 up and he'll make a century in an irrelevant match which will then be used as reason to select him for another 3 years.

COLLAPSE INCOMING

India will win this match by 34 runs

I think New Balance bats look sexy as fuck. They're really expensive though :(

Should I just get Zelda on the Wii U lads? Is there any point getting a Switch for it?

OFFICIAL WEEZER BLUE ALBUM SONG POWER RANKINGS

1.In the garage
2 .The sweater song
3.My name is Jonas
4.The world has turned
5.Only in dreams
6 Surf wax America
7 No one else
8 Buddy Holly
9 Say it ain't so
10 Holiday

>>74526112
Say it Aint So is the best
Otherwise good

How will Wade ruin the innings today?

>>74526111
Every Zelda game is a remake

>>74526112
Dope Nose is the only good song they ever made you hipster faggot.

fav greenday song lads?

reminder that straffo's idol cum most hated man in the world just porked his biggest crush at the lead singer of his favourite band's party on straffo's birthday

>Signal for Bye is a Roman Salute

Eugh, could this "sport" be any more shitlord?

>>74526111
Apparently the differences are minimal

>>74526131
I'm not a hipster faggot, I'm unfortunately have to rank them because they are a /cric/ approved and it's their best album. Honestly Green Day, Weezer and Cold Play being the official bands of /cric/ is pretty weak

Why is Gavaskar such a cynical old shit? Enough with the sarcastic jibes you old fart jfc

>>74526142
If this won't """redpill""" him, nothing will

Imagine being Mitch Marsh. Seriously.

You have a guy in your team that is possibly the best paceman in the world, yet he was also the fourth highest run scorer of the last match. Meanwhile, your batting is literally in dire straits and due to the pitch the captain doesn't bowl you.

JUST
U
S
T

Get Out is a fantastic movie and this fact infuriates Saxon

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>>74526142
>>74526166

>>74526172
Why, because the main actor is black?

>>74526136
Kill the DJ

>>74526187
>>74526183
>>74526178
>>74526172
>>74526166
TALK ABOUT CRICKET YOU FUCKS

>>74526191
t. Straffo

Has Ishant ever taken a wicket solely on the merit of his bowling? Make the batsman play the fucking ball you dumb cunt

>>74526191
>Tailenders batting

*Yawn*

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you right now talking about cricket

So if Sterc gets 100 we can end the all rounder meme?

>>74526220
He's on the ICC allrounder standings

Is Ashwin on exposed watch?

>>74526240
Undoubtably

If they are going to persist with M Marsh, Wade should bat at 6.

Wade's best test score since 2013 unironically

If you dropped Marsh, would you bring in Maxwell or Ager as an extra spinning option who can bat? Or would you get Khawaja in and push Smith and M Marsh down one?

What lead are >we after, 150?

>Ashwin has no reverted to bowling a foot outside leg stump to a lefite
What went wrong?

>>74526299
Unironically I would pick Maxwell just because I think he's the best batsman of the three of them (in these conditions, obviously Khawaja ahead at home).

>>74526299
Wade 6 Starc 7

>>74526307
it's wear the rough is, it's the only place he looked dangerous yesterday

>>74526299
I'd try out Agar,if that didn't work Khawaja. Maxwell would get btfo in India

>>74526326
>wear
where*

>>74526299
Sorry that's S Marsh down one, but you probably figured that out

>>74526299
Khawaja m8.

LADS! Based Reality Check'em^ is unloading an unbearable amount of truthbombs on bulldogs supporters right now.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/the-western-bulldogs-success-is-built-on-a-lie-trigger-warning.1159306/

>>74526359
I was wondering why the quality of /cric/ had improved

>>74526359
He's right
>inb4 LE U R LE REALIDY CHEGG XD XD

>>74526371
based reality cuckold

beautiful drive

>>74526359
>Irreparably BTFO in a single match
>Flees back to grass ballet

Embarrassing

>>74526371
RC tier post lad

fucking lol no noise at all

>>74526359
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TiAn_ said: ↑
You're upset about the Bulldogs winning the flag?

RC: Felt like I'd just won about 600 bucks because I bet on them?

NO EDGE

Not out
O
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O
U
T

>Australia 2 (2 successful, 0 unsuccessful); India 0 (0 successful, 2 unsuccessful)

KEK

>>74526408
>>74526409
He hit it out of the middle to Jadeja lads

pretty stupid by starc, could have waited until jadeja so he was hitting with the spin

>Smacks a couple of boundaries on an absolute road before getting out in the 20s
>HUH, he's an all rounder

>>74526437
Sounds a lot like another allrounder

Where does Nevill rank as all time worst wk's for Australia?

ah well

still a handy knock from wade

>Wade

Remind me again why Nevill was dropped? Reminder he had a higher test average than Wade did playing shield cricket in 2016.

>>74526487
nevill averaged something like 11 over the last 10 tests before he was dropped

not saying wade is the answer, but nevill was not hard done by

>>74526487
He made cricket a more marketable sport with his "Nice Garry" gramps

If you don't realise India are ahead in this match you are an absolute plebian

Reminder I had Lyon=Jadeja

Reminder that MMarsh has still outscored Kohli this series despite having two ducks next to his name

>>74526497
No he didn't, it was the mid to high 20s which included an elite half century in Perth

lmao how underbowled was jadeja

>>74526487
Paid off the selectors. That is genuinely the only way I see it after the Maxwell fiasco. Also le NOICE ONE GARRY.
Reminder that Mitchell Johnson confirmed recently that you WILL be kept in the side despite being fucking shithouse if you "bring a good vibe" and that you can be dropped if the selectors don't like you regardless of talent and results.

Imagine setting an underwhelming batting total and then coming out and not using your best bowler for most of a day.

>>74526531
This wouldn't surprise me. I remember Smith complaining that players weren't being "loud" enough on the field, with the implication being Nevill was one of them

>>74526537
Maybe if he didn't sound like a tranny he would be more respected

>>74526531
Everyone already knew that if they're old enough to remember Simon Katich

Why not put Stoinis in the test team?

Time for an elite 7 run final partnership (48 balls)

>>74526553
Tbh I can understand why Katich was dropped. I don't condone it, but I understand it.

Ultimately it was his fault for not being able to reign his temper in. No Australian side has been without conflict, the players just knew how to set it aside for the most part barring Lillee and Hughes.

>>74526526
ok yeah it was 17 in his last 9 tests

again, it's his own fault he was dropped

>>74526559
Because he's dog fucking shit

>>74526559
he's lucky not to be dropped from victoria m8

>>74526571
For batting and keeping better than his replacement was at a lower level of the game?

Former Test Cricket Bowler, Brett Lee claimed in his autobiography that "If you don't get on with Katich, you're a pretty ordinary bloke." Katich was given a lot of support following his axing and he said at the start of the 2011/12 Sheffield Shield season that he would score 1,000 runs in the season. Katich started strongly, hitting 2 centuries in his first 3 matches but struggled with fitness toward the end of the season finishing with 483 runs at an average of 43.9.

>87
hmmmm

>>74526588
wade was averaging more than 17 over the same period and nevill's keeping is unbelievably overrated

regardless, the team loses five matches in a row and you're playing like shit -- you'd expect to be dropped

>>74526619
>>74526588
Bring back TPaine

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>*Blocks your path

Who's the worst wicket keeper to play test for Australia?

>>74526698
Adam Gilchrist

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>>74526652

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>>74526706

Indian seamers far more controlled than the Australian seamers, Australian spinners far more controlled than the Indian spinners.

>>74526755
>India have over a billion people and have never had an elite seamer
Let that sink in

>>74526739
kek

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

>>74515478
Wat

>>74526813
Pathetic

we're so fucked lads

I reckon india will make 500 here

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@74526778

fucking postage stamp grounds

>>74526847
Even smaller than the hobbit sized grounds in pop peeland

Stream?

Thing is Australia haven't bat that well either (haven't even scored 300 in this series yet). India were in their minds this beyond indestructible force that didn't need to take it seriously against this lowly Australian side so they got soundly rooted up the arse while batting. Australia are getting just as cocky again acting like they've already won the series after that first Test. Two incredibly unlikable teams up against each other at the moment.

>wasting half the lead because he bowled the seamers for way too long
I thought spud stopped being a spud

Wicket when?

>>74526898
Fuck off casual
Both wickets have been minefields

>>74526619
Wade wasn't and Nevill wasn't playing like shit either

>>74526899
KEK why would you think that

>>74526903
Is there anything more casual than calling others casual before parroting a mainstream opinion?

>>74526906
oh so averaging 17 is ok? sounds like you'd be pretty content with what wade has done since returning then

Shield prediction lads?

>>74526920
ACT Comets replace Tasmania as the 6th team within a decade

As an Indian, I must tell all you Aussie guys, it's a pleasure battling it out with you guys here. The English series wasn't half as much fun with their fucking correct spellings and idiotic similes!! Bring it on, bhenchods!!

>>74526913
doesn't change the fact that it's correct

>>74526924
Reminder that Wankush and myself pioneered this meme

>>74526917
Two tests before he was dropped he put out Australia's best second innings performance in the middle of a collapse and against the best bowling attack in the world. He was also elite as a keeper, which is his primary role.

Regardless, if they were going to drop Nevill, Wade shouldn't have been considered let alone selected. There's players out in the domestic setup who are better batsmen and better keepers than Wade is.

>>74526928
Never seen it before looks like a shit meme

>>74526924
India and Australia rivalry is much more heated nowadays than England I think.

Also stop being butthurt and play Pakistan more.

>>74526943
no it isn't are you fucking retarded?

>>74526934
wade wouldn't have been my pick either but this stuff about nevill being unlucky or hard done by is absolute crap

wade has batted about as well nevill did in the last year before he was dropped and has put down a similar number of chances -- this isn't defending wade either, it's just saying that nevill had been pretty poor for an extended period

hartley was the one who should have got it but c'est la vie

>>74526954
>hartley was the one who should have got it
LOL

>>74526954
>wade has batted about as well nevill did in the last year before he was dropped and has put down a similar number of chances
kek

KEK

K-E-K

K - E - K
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E
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K

>hartley
Band aid solution. He'd play for two years and you'd be in the same situation again.

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literally name a nicer guy

proptip: you cannot

>>74526938

>>74526969
Me

>>74526960
batted really well for the last three or four years in shield, great gloveman

>>74526967
no such thing as a band aid solution for the national test team, you should always pick the best XI to win on the day

>>74526969
You

>>74526987
Then why isn't Voges playing?

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say my name

is the switch a /cric/ approved console?

Dear Gazza,

I believe in you.

We believe in you.

You have already shown that you have the technical skill and bowling ability to have earned your place with the best in the world. Now what we need from you is mental fortitude. You have an opportunity here to show the rest of the world what you are made of. A good 5 wickets on this wicket is enough to prove to anyone watching that you are not only a great bowler, but a true champion. The game is now a mental one. And I know you have it in you to win it.

Good luck!

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>>74527007
my victim

>>74527007
Wendell sailor

what's a good common household item to shove up your ass? I wanna have a wank and I'm feeling adventurous but I think we're out of carrots. Thanks in advance!!

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>>74527007
the man who raised my children

>>74527006
because he lost form completely? hartley was in good nick when nevill needed to be replaced

>>74527017
Tampon

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>>74527007
Little white bitch

>>74527007
>>74527011
>>74527018
Haha!

>>74526987
t. Cameron White

"I see you are very much critical of India, Mr. Commentator.. Be careful as nowadays it takes only a couple of tweets to get sacked as the commentator, even if you are the best in business.. :)"

Sharad S, I am calling it as I see it, not going out of the way to criticise India. Also BCCI holds no control over my employment, and hopefully things are changing at BCCI

>seamers again

WHST THE GUCK JUST BOWL THE SPINNERS YOU FUCKING SPUD

Wickets when

fucking skittled him

get rekt

don't shake your head, champ. you asked for this pitch. get fucking walking

>>74527087
>you

HAZLEGOD

>Bowling Hazlewood

What a fucking mong

>>74527087
>you

Just got laid off at the doughnut shop ama

>wade

>>74526119
>4:01 am

Did Virat get demoted?

Need nine more wickets without too many runs being scored

No setioisku, get hazle off

Foxtel play had a free 2 week trial lads

>>74527159
>Being poor

catches win matches boys

Was Brett Lee considered a twink?

Wickets when

>>74527222
18.4

What's a dangerous lead for India to have?
200?
250?

>>74527230
You let me down Anonymous.

>>74527253
100

>>74527253
anything over 100 will be hard to chase tbqh

take a fucking wicket lads

>>74527258
>>74527261
Casuals

Really wanting a wicket boys

give o'keefe a trundle

gonna get an S7. my first big boy phone

That pitch looks like a fucking riverbed during a drought.

Hey guys where are the wickets?

What

Congrats Rahul on your 50

Test will be a tie

Can someone tell me when the wickets will fall?

Rahul looks so elite that cricket 'experts' would readily suck his cock.

>>74527344
next over senpai

>>74527311
Looks like a vagina after its seen your mug

Waiting on a wicket or two

>>74527351
Gaping?

>>74527351
Vaginas can't see anything mate, they're just reproductive organs

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>>74527351

>vagina

>2011+6
>not being gay

Reminder Australia has not once in any innings scored 300 in this series they're "winning"

BOY OH BOY

based Devereux

WOOOOOOOOOOO

COLLAPSE

>>74527362
Check out this virgin

>>74527307
good call m8

S O K
O
K

yay its Watson time

If Virat Kohli had a great arse he'd be Kohli Minogue

I thought this checkout chick at sanity was flirting with me so I bought her flowers, she called security and I was escorted out like some criminal and now I'm banned from Westfield Parramatta

Sup /cric/ lads, how you dealing after the /mardigras/?

>>74527411
Sounds like she's playing hard to get

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If you guys let Pissrat get a high score...

>>74527424
What position do I bat, mate?

LGTSS

>pissrat

>skippers angry again

Is Pujara the only handsome one in the Indian XI?

>>74527430

>implying Smith isn't autistic enough to post on 4chan

If Kholi fails here he is not a great player

>>74527452
What if he just does ok?

In what embarrassing fashion will Pissrat get himself out in this innings lads?

>>74527461
guess

>>74527461
He could hit 500 in a session and not be a great player

>>74527462
Run out at non-strikers end lurking for an easy single

>Lead is over 10 now
>30.6 O'Keefe to Kohli, no run, solid front-foot defensive to end the over
KEK
cricinfo is fucking desperate

Hey guys predict who will win, I'll screenshot everyones predictions and post the correct ones at the conclusion of the match. :)

Smith lost Australia this game

>>74527479
Australia by 4 wickets :)

>>74527462
Mankad'd by LYON

>>74527479
india will win

>>74527479
Tie

>Hazlewood

FUCKING LOBOTOMISE SMITH

FUCK STEVEN SMITH FUCKING DUMB CUNT

HAZLEGOD!!!!!

>>74527487
(You)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meme Shit is the absolute worst Australian test captain I've ever seen

God I fucking hate Smith

Maxi supersub

>>74527515
bring back the supersub Tbh

Why do Poopeelians get triggered whenever Hazleshit comes on?
Is it because, dare I say it, they still care deeply about him choking in an "irrelevant" ODI?

>>74527518
obsession

smith is dogshit

dumb fucking mong

*Skids to a stop in front of a group of teenagers outside of the plaza*
"Oh, was I supposed to give a crap? Sorry.. guess I didn't get the memo." *bends over and farts*

>>74527479
India by 83 runs.

This community has the stupidest meme names for Steve Smith

edged

LOL wtf

lmao shut up clarke

out

>>74527533
autism

pad first

Meme dismissal?

looks outside the line anyway desu

watch another indian stand their ground like an asshole

That is close as fuck.

inb4 no conclusive evidence to overturn

>>74527550

BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha get fucked kohli

GOTTEM

legacy in TATTERS

hahaha get ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

git gud kohli you fucking scrub