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India 189 v Australia 89/2 (48.5 ov)
>Cuckner
>Meme Shit
>Poopeelia

West Indies v England (09:30 local | 13:30 GMT | 00:30 AEDT 1d | 00:00 ACDT 1d | 21:30 AWST)
NZ Women 270/9 v Aus Women 273/5 (49.2/50 ov, target 271) Aus Women won by 5 wickets (with 4 balls remaining)

Zalmi v Quetta Glad (19:30 local | 14:30 GMT | 01:30 AEDT 1d | 01:00 ACDT 1d | 22:30 AWST)

Eagles v Tuskers
Mountaineers 270/3 (85.2 ov) v Rhinos
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Is Matthew Hayden obsessed with food
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>>74512268
He reckons he's a chef these days
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>This run rate

Unironically dead from boredom lads
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>>74512268
Mate, he's a tru blu Queenslander, he'll peel you 50 prawns in a minute and even leave the poopline in
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>>74512280
Back to /nrl/
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>test "cricket"

Unironically dead from boredom lads
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At what point did you realise India are ahead in this match?
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>>74512249
>ywn be watson
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Indian stadiums always look like they're ready to collapse at a moments notice.
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This Renshaw faggot should be dropped, what a disgustingly low run rate
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*yawn*
When does the Big Based Bash start lads?
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>literally 10 runs in the past hour

dont think this semen slurping sport is for me tbqh
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>>74512249
is this what being a white man in a brown country is like?
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>>74512351
yeah m8 ama
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reckon if I went on exchange to india for a semester I could find a brown cricket watching gf to bring back with me?
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>>74512288
>and even leave the poopline in
There is no reason to get rid of it
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Lads crocodile Dundee is on my telly
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Found a cool meme on r/cricket lads
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>>74512365
just nail up a few flyers here and there saying you'll give them a visa and they'll be on you like flies on shit
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>>74512365
Maybe if shes an orphan
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>>74512302
When I saw the pitch. Honestly fucking retarded that they're allowed to prepare pitches like this for an international game.
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>>74512370
maybe you should post there for a bit
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>>74512366
You are a strange lot. Poopline is disgusting, only way I can eat it is to cover it in sauces
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>>74512381
cuckbourne detected
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what the fuck is wrong with Matthew Hayden
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SMILE AND WAVE BOYS
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>>74512379
I frequently copy paste clever or funny things I see here onto the r/cricket livefeed and get about 4-10 karma each time, which is pretty good because there's a lot of commenters on such an active community
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>>74512392
>dead silence afterwards
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>eating sea insects

fucking aussies.
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>>74512381
I'm a New South Welshman, you're just a princess regardless of location
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Shaun is looking settled
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1 0 0
0
0
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>>74512429
thanks for this insight mate
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>>74512442
the collapse is here
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>>74512365
I want a paki gf instead
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even the fours are boring
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Would you rather watch Renshaw make another 89 runs or go to hell?
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Rate my pun lads

Shaun of the Dead career Marsh
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>>74512458
bit long but I like it
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>>74512449
I'd settle for any qt that watches the cricket
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>>74512458
Shaun Darsh is superior
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>>74512458
the absolute state of you when he scores an elite triple century today
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>>74512473
really isn't
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s h o t
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got some tidy figures today lads
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Is this the fabled triple century partnership lads?
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>>74512483

Why did you only get 2 overs?
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Is Paul hogan the marlon Brando of Australian cinema?
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>>74512483
based daniel
thoughts on pissrat's objective failure?
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>>74512493
Nah he's not a fat wog
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>>74512483
shit gets wickets
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>>74512483
2/8 were my best ever figures when I got a call up to the 2nd XI at school
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Post your averages lads:

Bowling average: 25.20
Batting average: 2.67
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>>74512483
Fuck off it was better without you here
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>>74512524
Hahaha, that was me at 14
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>>74512524
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>>74512536

You try batting on some dodgy Scottish public park wicket in the middle of April
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Genuinely haven't played sport since I was 14
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yeah we've seen the edge a thousand times
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>>74512490
First time playing this team (got promoted) and captain didn't seem to trust me

>>74512494
It's pretty amusing

>>74512504
First one was a good ball for a c&b but the second was the #10 missing a full toss so yeah was pretty shit. Not as shit as our captain getting a 4-for of nothing but catches at long on from full tosses. The opposition were slogging to set a target in the 3rd.

>>74512527
Dw I'll leave now, thought would just be a laugh. Good to see you guys going strong without me

xoxo
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>>74512565
I just play a bit of social golf and tennis, I'm far too shit for anything competitive
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>>74512569
fuck off danny
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>>74512569
>I'll leave now
It's exceedingly obvious that you never actually left
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>>74512565
I stopped when I was 17
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really want to go down to the nets for a bowl lads but I know there will be manlet chinks playing basketball on the court next to them and they'll put me off
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>>74512601
why are chinks so shit at assimilating?
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based renshaw
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based fucking renshaw
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Is it actually pronounced "Poo-Nay" or do they just not want to say "Poon" on TV?
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based handsome fucking renshaw
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based handsome elite fucking renshaw
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based handsome elite fucking renshaw
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>>74512612
They're intelligent academically but not socially, which makes them prone to autism/weirdness
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based handsome well-hung legend in making renshaw
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>>74512640
true
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Australia's Brave Renshaw
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>His father, a university sports scientist who moved around for work, bought the DVD box set of the 2005 Ashes, which a young Renshaw watched, thinking that one day he might like to play for England.
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>>74512640

>tfw flatmate is a Chinese accountant and I'm more autistic than him
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>>74512648
keek

Australia steals young english boy
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>>74512249
Watshit is one awkward fuck
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>Legends of Cricket
>Ian Healy, Max Walker and Henry Olonga

really scraping the bottom of the barrel lads
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>>74512648
>goes on to be the next Bill Lawry
LOL
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think The Big Short was my favourite of 2016 lads
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>>74512683
2015 I mean
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>>74512683
hate to break it to ya but that came out in 2015 moite
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that leave tho
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hope mum's making something good for dinner
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>>74512712
nandos on the menu over here
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Had a toasted cheese sammy for dindins
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>yfw renshaw* 100 (400)
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>>74512749
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good looking food
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Yadav would be good if he were a foot taller
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>>74512749
He'll get to 92 and someone in commentary will mention how unlucky it would be to get out in the 90s
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W A L L O P
A
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L
O
P
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fuck me
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got too cocky
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C O L L A P S E
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>shitshaw
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>runshit
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>block for 50 overs
>get stumped trying to charge
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that's it I'm off
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Handscomb out in under 10 runs
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>>74512794
>back from work
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>HandsCUM
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>>74512794
>literally first indian post for 3 hours
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should I go out for a bike ride or keep watching the cricket
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>>74512775
Should we be worried about clives welfare
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>>74512830
This is probably the most lucid he's been in a decade
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what'll the lead be tonight lads?
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>>74512808
>Hand's comb

haha!
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>>74512842
India by 20
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>>74512827
Bike ride.
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>>74512846
>30 runs in a session
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Fuck me the runs were starting to come on as well. That's a painful wicket.
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>>74512827
Ride my dick you twink faggot
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>>74512857
no
>>74512848
ok
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>>74512857
Is it true that some Indian girls have sideways vaginas
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>>74512882
yes
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>>74512857

As a twink faggot I find this offensive.
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>>74512882
how do you reckon that would influence their ability to push a shit out through their vag
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>>74512890
based fucking goosey
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I really want Marsh to score a century here just to shut up all those salty fans and secure his place for the next 5 years
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Kohli is unironically a shit tier fielder
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>>74512894
he's scored over 50 in almost every game he's played since the ashes and people still are talking shit
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Does anyone else think cricket from the early 2000s looks more dated today than the 80s does? I think it's because they all worse those ridiculously baggy clothes.
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>>74512882
It's to make it harder for them to be raped.
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>>74512912
without a doubt
I think mid 2000s onwards will age well though
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how would YOU feel knowing your father didn't want you?
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Reminder the Marsh family are unironically sporting royalty in Worstern Australia
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>>74512919

You can see that same trend in almost every sport.

80s/90s tight clothes
Early-mid 2000s super baggy
Late 2000s onward back to more form-fitting stuff.
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>>74512928
I think you'd better know that feel.
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Reminder you lived long enough to see Australia outbowl and outbat India at home
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>>74512249
India? Did somebody say India?
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fuck these fucking horns, jesus christ
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>>74512951
feels good man
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handsome handscomb
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>>74512959
>cheering EVERYTHING that an Indian does
I would hate to be in that crowd
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>Smith has played almost as many tests as Warner
kek?
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saw that coming
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fuck sake
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dumb cunt
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GOOD WORK HANDSCOMBE THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED FROM YOU A QUICK 16 RUNS. fucking idiot.
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If Mitch Marsh gets out cheap the game is over
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>handsCUM
kek
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into the tail now

will be lucky to get a 30 run lead
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>this innings now literally relies on the marsh brothers
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>S. Marsh and M. Marsh

is this the partnership of redemption?
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>>74512983
>Warner has played only 93 ODIs having made his debut 8 years ago
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run out incoming
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I reckon Marsh is next out
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>>74513086
>Australian no 6 batsman paying with a average of 22
who would have thunk
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dont let these wickets fool you india is still shitting the bed hard
>muh kohli
>muh ashwin
>muh never been defeated at home
pathetic
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>>74513086
HAHAHAHAUWHAYWWQGAYAYSGSYSYRHXDDDDDDDDD
BECQUSE THRYRE BOTH CALLED MARSHE XDDDD
SO FUCKING FUNNY AHHAHAHSHS
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>>74513104
>Starc has average of 24

why do we do it
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>>74513113
thanks
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>>74513104
you're not taking into account the two overs an innings of mediums pacers he bowls tho
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The Marshes will have a 100 run partnership cap this post
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Why do they let Rod Marsh select his sons even though they're shit?
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M. Marsh struggles to get runs on roads in Australia but we select him for indian minefields

activates my almonds
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>>74513128
Shaun is elite in Asia
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>>74513142
>replying to neo ams
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>>74513128
Because they aren't his sons.
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>>74513151
>replying to neo ams
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>>74513128
>Rod Marsh is the dad of the Marsh brothers

fresh
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>>74513161
>replying to neo ams
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>worst australians
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don't care that he got an absolute bullshit delivery, just fuck off
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kek

k e k

KEK
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execute mitch marsh
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>>74512953
Far right hnnnggggg
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>Marsh 0(11)
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kek

This is what happens when the poopeelians leave their trampoline pitches
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>the cream of west australian talent

Bravo selectors you ingrates.
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>Worst Waugh defending Worst Marsh

when will this nightmare end?
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this is literally and unironically the start of the collapse, australia cannot recover from this
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quickfire 10 from wade and then we get the 4th best batsman in our team in
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>>74513197
idk why You like her, the fattest of the bunch? pic related
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>>74513128
You stole my joke cunt
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CRICKET!
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>>74513216
>based starcky to smash a cheeky 50 from 50
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>>74513216
>batting at 8 with little usually no expectations or pressure can be compared to batting in the top 6
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>>74513220
I'm an unashamed chubby chaser
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>>74512953
7
2
5
10
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If worst Marsh bats well here does anyone think the selectors might give up on the all rounder meme and just play 6 batsmen? don't see how else khawaja gets back in the team 2bh
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this is one of the rare times I see this community defend Marsh
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Why do >you guys play Worst Marsh?
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>inb4 Wade gets a century
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>>74513222
Fpbp
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Mitchell Marsh, Australia's "all-rounder" made a duck, and the entire Australian cricket fandom groaned.
Except for Shane Watson, who's laughing his arse off.
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>>74513150
>>74513157
>>74513163
I regard these posts as direct replies
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>>74513233
runs are runs

and mitch has n0ne
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>>74513248
Worst Marsh averages 66 in Asia
"Best" Marsh (an at the time unironic title due to hype) is total trash
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Rate my dinner lads, just have to cook some rice and I'm all good, the guy at the shop seemed happy enough
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>>74513279
...who benefits from being an "all-rounder", a meme we insist on, despite bowling very little
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>>74513260
>Mitch Marsh completely changing the Watto narrative through his shear shitness
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>>74513286
Just terrible.

If you weren't retarded you would have cooked the rice before you picked it up.
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I'm Going To Have Sexx With This Lady One Day Boys!!
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>well over 200 posts
>Not even 30 ip's!

Holy fuck this community is shit
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>>74513301
>cook the rice first?

Nah, don't think so
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>>74513286

is that rental property? that stove is a shitshow mate
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>>74513301
I don't have dinner till around 9:30pm cunt
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>doesn't bowl
>can't bat
>not even that handy in the field
>continually gets picked for australia
you could not make this shit up
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>>74513333
>is that rental property?
Sorry I don't live with my parents in some wealthy suburb shitcunt
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>>74513321
all me
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Mate, Bradman wouldn't have kept that one out.
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>>74513325
Dumb cunt

>>74513338
Really bad for maintaining weight. Never eat after 7pm
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>>74513350
;)
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>>74513350
thanks Junior
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>>74513347
I turned down a place to rent because it had those stoves, simply atrocious

Get gas
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>>74513356
Sorry, I don't do amphetamines junkie
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/5xkqmb/match_thread_india_vs_australia_at_m_chinnaswamy/dej4dmk/
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inb4 india make 300+ next innings and win comfortably
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They will pay the penalty Aussies . Just like against majestic Brazil football team in their pomp , they could be casual but don't score early against them and go one nil up as you wake the big bear up.
aussies screwed up . We gonna wake up now and unleash hell on them . The bear is wide awake now .
that o Keefe is gonna be owned now. He had his moment on a 10th day track . Now he gonna be mastered , prepare to toil .
end of series there will be only one team with crisis and inquest and it won't be the big grizzly bear
ps we drew first game v England and also same nonsense was talked . End of series kohli had England skippers head on a platter for consumption
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Zampa should have been selected over Worst Marsh
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Tomorrow a big event of the unusual sort will stop play and end the series
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>>74513379
inb4 sok takes 9 and we don't bat again
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You are a plebian if you don't realise India are ahead in this match
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They will pay the penalty Aussies . Just like against majestic Brazil football team in their pomp , they could be casual but don't score early against them and go one nil up as you wake the big bear up.
aussies screwed up . We gonna wake up now and unleash hell on them . The bear is wide awake now .
that o Keefe is gonna be owned now. He had his moment on a 10th day track . Now he gonna be mastered , prepare to toil .
end of series there will be only one team with crisis and inquest and it won't be the big grizzly bear
ps we drew first game v England and also same nonsense was talked . End of series kohli had England skippers head on a platter for consumption
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After 20 tests -

M Marsh
661 runs @ 22.79
29 wickets @ 37.27

Steve Waugh
709 runs @ 26.25
30 wickets @ 35.30
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>>74513408
really makes you think
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>>74513408
>Steve Waugh was better on both parameters
>This is a defence of MMarsh
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>>74513408
waugh got dropped and only recalled once he tore the shield to shreds for a few seasons

no problem if >we do the same thing with marsh
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Why is she so hot /cric/?
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Yesterday, Sidharth, you said that Australia would want a lead of at least 100. I think that they would bite your hand off if you offered them that right now. India, I suspect, are thinking of something well under 50 deficit.
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>>74513427
Is Mayanti Langer related to Justin Langer?
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>>74513427
white features
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>>74513427
cos she looks white
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http://www.sportingnews.com/au/cricket/news/mitchell-johnson-mitch-marsh-shaun-marsh-selectors-india-australia-test-cricket/e5b3ehsmis2d185f0xq6uh33w
>h-he brings a good vibe and energy to the team
>paying $800,000 a year for a good vibe for the team

Our selectors have fucking Down Syndrome.
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>>74513432
ex-wife
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Only 8 more runs and we win lads!
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mfw i was walking past a junior cricket match today when a player happened to score a ton, he celebrated by dabbing

what is the world coming to
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>>74512468
My sister watches cricket.
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>>74513427
better model feet, and just from an ad
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>>74513446
Also he flat out admits you get dropped if the selectors just plain don't like you. What the fuck is even going on in Cricket Australia?
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is ishant sharma on amphetamines?
also virat is an embarrassment
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>>74513452
>it's the footfag obsessed with feet of ugly Indian girls
You don't even post different women. It been the same ugly hags for ages now.
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Aussies in this thread are so obsessed with Kohli, they're prolly Wanking off to him aswell.
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>>74513451
He said any qt
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haven't been on /cric/ since the South Africa series lads fill me in pls
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Friendly reminder that Umesh is an Adivasi.
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>>74513452
>>74513470
>getting called out by indians on your taste
really think about your life m8
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GET FUCKED
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>>74513446
i actually forgot about oozeman where the fuck has he been

injured?
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lucky tb h
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cop that curries
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>>74513477
She's relatively qt.
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>>74513492
pics
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>>74513470
>thinks he remembers me

Many people besides the original poster of this image on 4chan years ago had this pic saved to their HDs and have been using it(i'm one of them), its almost a meme at this point, she was even once known as "the former-late-night Queen of /sp/"

Pic unrelated
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>>74513492
Keep up the incest and Brahma will bring you back as an Australian in your next life as a punishment. Its the level below insect.
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hahaha
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Anyone got a stream?

One Nation should make a proposed law that all national team games are on free tv

Would get a ton of votes
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Hope Marsh gets out soon
Don't really want it to be a Marsh saving the day
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>>74513507
or cheap cunts like you should learn to google if you want to be a cheap cunt
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/cric/pill me on foot fetishes
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>>74513507
http://cdn2.crichd.info/sky-sports-2-live-streaming
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>>74513515
>paying for extra channels that have 90% trash shows
>somehow also have more ads than free tv
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>>74513496
Here >>74513427

>>74513503
>a dude who lusted after his own daughter
>frowning on incest
Pretty sure Brahma wouldn't mind.
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>>74513517
A gentlemans fetish
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>>74513535
you have more in common with muslims than you would think
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>>74513260
You now remember ACBs complaining about watson only scoring 30 every innings
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k e k
e
k
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>curry reviews
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>poondia in charge of DRS
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Ashwin thinks everything is out. Such a dumb cunt
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>India in charge of DRS
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>>74513547
>implying I'm not a muslim
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why dont more of the aussies sweep goose?
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>>74513573
dangerous on a pitch that has inconsistent bounce
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*soft hands*
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Is Handscomb the most overrated player in the side?
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>>74513566
Still not as bad as bread
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>>74513594
You're aware Mitchell marsh is in the playing field?
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Congratulations Shaun Marsh on your well deserved 50
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We should ban foreign players from the IPL. They are getting accustomed to >our conditions.
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ICC: Inspect this pitch and tell me whether it's is good or not.
Australian pitch Inspector: What's Australia's score?
ICC: 163/5
Australian pitch Inspector: This pitch is absolute shit, m8.
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>>74513594
He's a genuine homebabby but at least he brings solid fielding.
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best marsh
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>>74513600
>marsh
>overrated
By the 2 selectors maybe, everyone else hates him
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>>74513600
He's not overrated, though. Plenty of fans hate him, and he's continually under pressure.

Handscomb has sucked dick overseas and no one wants to say it because he homebabbied some centuries
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>>74513606
But then even less people will watch it.

Why do indians even like indian players? They're all so shit.
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>>74513615
>plenty
>not unanimously
Hi gatecunt
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This thread is fucking retarded for real. Before the match they were complaining about batting paradises and now they are bitching about uneven bounce. Bet none of them would be complaining when Starc bounces the shit out of Indian batsmen in the 3rd innings. But fuck India for preparing a fair pitch right?
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>>74513573
It's a shot that most Aussie batters don't develop because pitches in Australia have comparatively steep bounce. And the more vertical rise involved, the greater the risk of playing horizontal bat shots.

It is the same reason Australian batsmen traditionally struggle in Asia
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>>74513622
Tвн the last 2 pitches have produced interesting cricket.
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>>74513615
Handscomb is one of the better players of spin we have

There is no one in the domestic circuit who'd be doing better than him. Definitely not fucking khawaja that's for sure.
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>>74513622
>Bet none of them would be complaining when Starc bounces the shit out of Indian batsmen in the 3rd innings.
The pitch has no bounce
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>https://streamable.com/lhcoz

This is pretty funny tbqh
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>>74513622
Link 3 posts regarding the pitch ITT you literal spastic. Get back on your boat.
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Tell you what one thing the Indian team isn't doing is endearing themselves to any other nation. Kohli and Ashwin being morons, Ishant being Ishant, and the general appealing and shrieking at nothing are not a good look. It seems like India can't cope with losing a test at home, and are acting out too try and compensate.
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lead time lads
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>>74513624
It's literally Nathan Lyons only shot, why is this?
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>>74513644
He is a big fan of Graham Gooch
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This sledging from the Indians is far and away much worse than anything I've seen the Aussies do for ~5 years.
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>who's winning anon?
>>
WE WIN!
>>
You are a plebian if you don't realise India are ahead in this match
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L E A D
A
D
S
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Australia is winning by a half an innings
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Wtf we have past India's total

Why isn't the game over??
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>>74513653
This is correct. Australia still have to bat 4th
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>>74513659
neo-/cric/ fans everyone
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>>74513653
but we are ahead, by 3 points
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>>74513650
Kek

I used to piss my dad off so much doing this

>anon, I told you I cant tell yet
1 hour later, dad whos winning?
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>>74513667
Indian fans have the worst cricket knowledge. They know ZERO stats from teams or players from outside India.
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taking the new ball in the middle of an over is not on
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>>74513671
He thought you were a disappointment
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>>74513680
i took a new ball in the middle of your mum's over
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>>74513682
Still does
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>>74513672
I see you are still seething from when those muscular Indians BTFO you on Norman book
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>>74513685
Based gatebro
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can you review a no-ball?
>>
Regardless of the outcome of this innings it's been impressive, I can;t remember the last time I saw an Aussie side put such a high price on their wicket and allow themselves to play a long, slow innings like this.
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>>74513691
If you could statscunt wouldn't have spent 2 months in the mental ward
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>>74513672
Cricket outside India is a meme
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Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.
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/r/cricket is truly awful holy shit. What a fucking cringe fest.
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>>74513692
thanks for the insight clarkey
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>>74513692
jason gillespie, 2006
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Why the FUCK isn't Smith declaring?
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>>74513692
Since that series loss to South Africa, then we changed the team. We literally haven't looked close to loosing. We changed the team with one match to go agains't south africa and we raped them in the third game.
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>>74513692
Unironically agree

This is how I hoped the Aussie team would play when Smith became captain

Fuck Kikeal cuck and his DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO XDDD shit


Smith has already achieved more than Cuck ever did
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>>74513705
because the way india are going a 50 run lead might be enough
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>>74513691
>caring about personalities
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>>74513706
Except for when the Pakis nearly chased 480
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>>74513698
non-Ashes cricket is a meme
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"test" ""cricket"" is a meme
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>>74513718
Meme gabba wicket got flatter as the game went on
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Reminder that I have a greater knowledge and understanding of cricket than every single person ITT combined.
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test cricket "is" ""a"" meme
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Do you guys change the channel one a while when watching test cricket?
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>>74513728
Who was the 2nd highest ever ODI wicket taker for Australia up until 1996?
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every time i notice someone is on 13(37), they get out

hopefully this is another india poo review
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>that review

kek
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>indian reviews
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>>74513699
Will you look at that flag! It's a border-jumper...
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Ashwin is such a fucking retard.
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yeah good call, kohli
how can someone so fucking emotional and insecure with a chip on his shoulder be a captain? i thought clarke was bad
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>>74513733
I'm flicking between the cricket and real housewives of Melbourne
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>>74513563
THIS
H
I
S
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lmao does kohli get 100k every time he fucks up a review
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>>74513736
Craig McDermott. Next
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>might have flicked the glove

bullshit
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>>74513733
No
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>>74513749
Wrong. McDermott was number 1.

The answer is Steve Waugh, unironically
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is brett lee evening at the ground

no where near the glove u fuckin goose
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>these butt hurt commentators
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what about the glove reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>74513755
>The state of me
What went wrong?
>>
Is it desperation or just stupidity that makes India throw away reviews?
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Holy fuck whats an issue with this curry commentator. Theres a fucking inch of space between the glove and ball why the fuck do we neeed to waste time looking at snicko.
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5 minutes later he is still going on about this glove

kek
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>>74513764
butthurt, clearly
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>>74513756
Second time he has done this
The other one being when jadeja inside edged the ball

I'm certain Brett Lee is also a climate denier. He is a monumental retard. Makes Healy look like duckworth-lewis
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>>74513768
PROBABLY BECAUSE OF HIS CURRY EH? HAHGAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74513769
>Brett Lee is also a climate denier
I reckon flat earther
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Will Marsh score a century?
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>>74513776
>>74513769
you can take the man out of the 'Gong, but you can't take the 'Gong out of the man
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Currybuzz or Cricinfo lad?
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I think this is the best thing happend to us.
We were shit at playing swing, now we realized we can't play spin either.
We are pathetic when it comes to DRS, we need a coach for sure.
We also need someone TO CALM us down. This frustration is fucking us in the ass.
This wouldn't have happend if Australia wasn't a mediocre side.
We should be glad we were beaten by a mediocre team. This gives us the reality of how shit we were and still are.
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>>74513780
Lads*

I am interested in the opinion of many of you, not just a singular person, as would have been implied if I said the non plural form of "Lads"
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>>74513777
something something actor m8
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Is Woolloongabba better than Woolloongong?
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>>74513780
Currybuzz is openly butthurt while cricinfo gets silently jaded and seethes when pooindia is btfo.
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>>74513783
> us
>>
I respect the BCCI. They have somehow conspired to assemble a commentary team that is even worse than Channel 9

To the extent that they even hired the guy that 9 fired for being too shit
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>>74513777
Will Marsh is a soccer player mate
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>>74513790
yeah lad Brisbane is comfy, while wollongong is like Palmerston North
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The lead has trickled away to 15. What is the tipping point of discomfort for India?
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>Not average below 40
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>>74513803
15
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>>74513803
not being able to find your designated shitting street
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>>74513803
they lost the moment the big strong australians came out on the field
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>>74513803
>What is the tipping point of discomfort for India?

having proper toilets and a sewerage system
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review it lol
>>
Reminder Wage hasn't made a test score about 29 in 4 years
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> appeal for everything and we might get one
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>>74513823
Is wage related to salary?
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Can you all please stop bullying Brett Lee, he's a hero of mine
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>>74513823
Wude will come good to shit on poopindia
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Is MS Wade related to MS dhoni ?
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>>74513838
Eys
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>>74513838
Is MS Wade the opposite of MS excel?
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lol looks like they would have wasted that review anyway if they hadn't before
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>>74513838
One of them is a overrated shithouse player and the other is Wade >>74513830
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>>74513818
>le poo
Original and hillarious
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>>74513843
India are just going to ban DRS again after this.

Kohli and Ashwin are too dumb to use it
>>
Why doesn't India get 2 fresh reviews if they made it to 80 overs?
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>>74513853
India will have unlimited reviews if the ICC gets their way.
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>>74513838
Yeah, he's MS Society's nephew
>>
This has been a really good partnership for Australia, a real steadier when it looked like the innings could collapse. Australia will need to get a decent lead given they will be batting in the 4th innings.
>>
What does MS mean?
>>
>>74513853
They did, they have used both of their new reviews in like 10 overs
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>>74513865
All Wade, praise Wade.

Wade GOAT.
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Recommend phone around 13k
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>>74513870
hahahaha, for reals?
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>>74513867
Multiplus Scrotumisis
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>>74513867
More Semen (what your mum said to me)
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>>74513829
https://youtu.be/OiWW56n8yPU
POOED
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>>74513347

I was just going to say you should insist your tightass landlord install a usable stove
>>
Who here /ashleyandmartin/ ?
>>
>>74513867
Micro soft
>>
>>74513884
Clearly it works
>>
who /ashwinexposed/ here?
>>
>>74513829

don't make heroes friend, they just end up rooting your waifu on your birthday
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/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
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>>74513873
Yes, Ashwin thinks literally everything is out and Kohli is to big headed to say fuck off you mono browed fuck
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>worst australians
>>
time for cheeky starc 35
>>
>>74513889
I didn't ask you to describe your dick in 2 words
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There are people in this thread right now who doubt that Smarsh will make 100 this innings
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Advanced hair implants gave him cancer.

Warney next?
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>>74513907
kek
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>>74513907
DARSHED
>>
Here is Mitch Satrc
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Can someone post the compilation of straffo sperging out about Warne on twitter because Warbe fucked his waifu?
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>>74513904

deserves a (You)
>>
Starc is an enormous scumbag even by australian standards
>>
>Australia's 4th best batsmen makes his way to the crease
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Q: What's Kohli's best plan on how to get a wicket??
A: He calls up the BCCI and asks them for one that will spin.
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>bringing on a part time spinner for Starch
Is pissrat actually brain-dead?
>>
@74513923
>mostimportantgameofhiscareer.webm
>>
shot
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>>74513929
As if he's going to bowl Jadeja, who's been shit today and has been overbowled anyway
>>
based starcy
>>
Darn too bad Smarshy but good knock
>>
>>74513937
assume you mean ashwin, jadeja has been good
>>
>>74513937
Literally should bowl fucking himself before a part time spinner to Starc.

If ishart and ashlose are dead then keep jadeja on yes
>>
>>74513937
Jadeja is 3-45

Ashwin is the one whom has been exposed
>>
Is that guy still pushing the Starc is an all-rounder meme?
>>
>>74513962
Just wait, Starc century.

Screencap this.
>>
Who here /wantstogrowmorehair/ ?
>>
>>74513962
more of an all-rounder than MMarsh
>>
>>74513972
Based Warney
>>
>>74513962
>A 50 every 9 tests
>At number 8
>Defendable average

He's a bowling allrounder, sure. But he's an allrounder
>>
>>74513972
No, full healthy head of hair here.

I am /thirsty/ however.
>>
Indians are sexGODS
>>
Before the series i thought kohli is much better test captain than Dhoni. But maybe Kohli looked better because he never played Australia yet ?
>>
Is Starc gonna be the next Steve Smith? Starting his career at no.8 but is clearly a world class batsman and overrated bowler
>>
>>74514015
>implying captaincy matters when your top order is averaging 9
>>
>>74514023
Stove shit should be dropped.

Terrible player and terrible person
>>
fag end. 1a : a poor or worn-out end : remnantb : the extreme end. 2a : the last part or coarser end of a web of clothb : the untwisted end of a rope.
>>
>>74514024
Kohli should take a leaf out of Mccullums book and learn to be more aggressive
>>
>>74514024
>the captain is in the top order
>>
Assuming no more wickets today, can we say Aus have a slight edge in the game, which India can wrest back if they wrap up the innings in the first half hour tomorrow morning
>>
>>74514039
Plebian, India are clearly ahead.
>>
Just like their namesakes, one Super Marshio Brother was better today.
>>
>>74514049
Luigi is superior
>>
clarke is an awful interviewer
>>
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>>74513962
yeah la. forever and always
>>
what if its rained out lads?
>>
>>74514087
then we are moral victors
>>
>>74514087
Everybody wins
>>
>>74514087
still not a bad result for us tbqh
>>
>>74514087
The match would be considered a draw.
>>
>could have been at the stadium today
>at the races instead
Don't regret my decision ttygtt.
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Is Rakheem Cornwall the next Leverock?
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>>74514069
>Harris
>Pattinson
kek
>>
Shaun Marsh dropped fucking when?
>>
>>74514188
it was the big one right? gerard whately who does our radio commentary was going on about it yesterday

did the guy trying to win his 7th cup or something get up?
>>
>ashwin and kholi exposed on their own turf
kek

KEK

K-E-K

I've been waiting YEARS for this to happen and it's fucking AusGODia that pulled it off
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85paVcohj8
who remembers
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>australia outbatted and outbowled india
>again
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>>74513921
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>>74514495
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>>74514495
.
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>>74514264
>MOISES
>W-what's goin' on 'ere?
>>
>>74514264

Was he actually having a cheeky wank when they walked in?
>>
>>74513387
Is this an actual comment youre quoting or have you mastered curry keyboard typing?
>>
>>74514551
just listening to some tunes
>>
>>74514264
Why does Starc sound like a fat person when he speaks?
>>
>>74514587
wog genetics
>>
>>74514188
what races?
>>
Hahahaah India cricket team r a disgrace to lose to Australia team in such a manners in the 1rd test and now perform this bad in 2nd test. Vi is poor captain don't know when to leave ball and waste many review!!! So called fast bowlers Pissant and Poomesh r no better can't even bowl out Marsh Bros without big help from dodgy pitch. Smashedwin and Gaydeja need to learn from all time Lyon how to spin bowl and take wicket. India team r so bad now they would even lose to Pakistan in 3 day!!! Rahul only player to show fight rest team has zero
>>
>>74514613
Consider therapy.
>>
>>74514233
>>74514612
http://www.timesofindia.com/sports/more-sports/others/all-eyes-on-hall-of-famer-at-indian-turf-invitation-cup/articleshow/57475376.cms
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>>74514658
that's the one they were going on about

also, any truth to the rumour jadeja left training for a few days to go home because his horse was sick?
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>>74514674
Didn't even know he had horses. Apparently he has more than a few.
>>
>>74514658
kek
horse trading
>>
>>74514705
>horse trading
*horse racing
>>
NEW THREAD
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
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>>74514711
sport of kings m8
>>
>>74514711
Why would anyone be interested in Horse Trading? Is it better than the Stock Exchange? More manure?
>>
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
>>74514756
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>>74514759
>15 posts early

I'm seeing a theme here.
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why is /cric/ such a failure?
>>
>>74518648
>excellent question, old bean
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>>74514672
best version
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>>74524576
t. gregory
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>>74525946
:-)
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sup /cric/
>>
Is 500 different in metric
>>
Last for walkGOD
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new thread >>74535525
>>74535525
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