OFFICIAL UFC 209: WOODLEY VS. THOMPSON 2 THREAD #6 REEEMED EDITION

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Is Hunto kill?

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Post a steady acestream please? Im on airplane :(

>>74506479
guys i missed first 4 fights were they spicy as the rest so far

>>74506537
hope it crashes and your head is popped off like a champagne cork

GO HERE

>>74497026
>>74497026

Why doesn't wonderboy have a gf?

OHHH

>>74506567
blimey

>WMMA


That reminds me.. I need to go for a shit.

its a nobody vs nobody wmma fight, time to fap i guess

>>74506553
it's been a fab night except the heavyweight match up in the early prelims

>>74506553
No, yes, no, yes, in that order.

>Thread wars

Maybe this can be the comfy non-casual thread.

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>Woodley's wife

>>74506537

nah mate fuck you

IF REEM WASN'T YOUR GUY

FUCK OFF AND DIE

holy cow thats a hot chick

It feels like Cooper is going rape the mexican gremlin

Cub Swanson webm please

holy fuck I hate women fights.

>wanted to be #teamkhabib
>bought ppv
>shit got shat
>now hate the ufc for making me believe in khabib

shit card shit fights hope ufc tanks

>>74506734
>believing in a pull out artist
Your fault, mate

>>74506598
>>74506609

How is it like being a loser all your life?

HUNTOOOO NOOOOOOO!

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>>74506734
>bought

>>74506734

Sweden getting cucked out of his PPV by a muslim, typical.

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>>74506655

WMMA is shit but at least both of these girls are fairly good looking.

Pretty rare actually.

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>tfw 200 IQ

>wwmmmaaa am i rite fellas

>>74506479
What does /heem/ mean?

Thank god its over quickly.

i mean, good groundwork

>>74507081
see >>74506799

>>74506633
someone post this, I missed it.

>>74507074
Its a Brazilian describing a knockout in broken english. "He is sleepy" (because the fighter looks like he is taking a nap when kod) The Brazilian says "Heem (like him but doesnt say is because his english is poor) sleepy".

This is shortened to Heem. And thus Heem threads for mma because kos are the most entertaining finishes.

>>74506734
You could've gotten a refund from yesterday to a few hours ago dumbass

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>I must defend my waifus honor

>>74507232
>Schaub bless xD

You are the last "human being" to be making fun of anyone.

who won the
>wmma
fight?

went to shower & shave

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>all these needs NEETS watching some shitty illegal stream on their laptops
Lmao @ ur "life"

Get a job

>pic related
My setup

>>74507323
thank your mommy for that

>>74507323
Nice. Your dad has good living room taste.

dude stiff as fuck

>>74507314
Carvillo

bogan music

>>74507314
Your mom

This Aussie looks like he doesn't want to be there.

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>>74507314

>>74507323
REEE FK OFF NORMALFAG

GO DAD

RUN TO PARADISE

reem is a faggot

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So far not a bad night

>>74507323
>he fell for the curved tv meme

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>tfw no more wmma fights tonight
why bros

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>>74507178
>you have no idea who I am

exactly my man

>>74507367

That's judo for you.

REMEMBER TO SKIP ANY WMMA BOUT

Hourly reminder:

FUCK KHABIB
FUCK ISLAM

>>74507376
Sauce me brotendo

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You comfy, /sp/?

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>>74507323
>hes too retarded to set up a stream on TV

I think my second dad will win this fight

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>"Oi want the softest cunt in the division, I want Rashad Evans!"

What did he mean by this?

>>74506537
Where you going dude

This summer...

Dad Kelly just wants his kids back

"I just want my kids back."

god fucking damn, its just fully hitting me that khabib/tony is off

anyone else depressed her?

>>74506843
>mmmm... can I sell this for more Horsemeat?

BRETT FAVRE FIGHTS IN UFC?

>>74506533
Hunto is kill.

Does this ozzie have autism?

>>74507314

>went to shower & shave

As if no one didn't know that you were already a neckbeard.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOGAN REEEE

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saramcmann
Totally my favorite part of the night!!! Can't believe I met my favorite actress @charlizeafrica at #ufc209
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRPfn_uBs7G/

daniel kelly has got this.

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>>74506537

go to sleep fucker

>>74507323
>curved TV
hello tryhard faggot!

39? he looks 50

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>>74507323
I'll never give Dana White a penny, legit stream + fast internet a best.

>>74507323
I'm watching a great legal stream thanks

>>74507401
at first i didnt like him because he's an arab or middle easterner but then i found out he's christian i like him.

>>74507323
give me a room in ur house im a refugee

Why do his legs look......so funny

>>74507323
>bundle of sticks

>Dad jog
>Pulling underwear out of his ass live on PPV

Based Kelly

>>74507419
stop reminding us

>>74507434

aussie redneck

who's this old man?

BACK UP DOOT
BACK UP DOOT
BACK UP DOOT
BACK UP DOOT

>>74507435
Why is Charlize there?

>wearing a knee brace
how hard is that thing gonna get blown the fuck out?

>>74507399
Be careful, just saying

>>74507446
uncle rashad looks OLD

post traps

i already dropped rashad but if he loses this fight i'm dropping him again

>>74507464
fuuucck

>>74507447

You're also taking money from the fighters senpai

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Wait, are the Niagara Falls in the USA?

>>74507469
Casual detected

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>>74507435
fuck that dhimmi bitch

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>>74507393
>World Wide Friends Club

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>>74507452

Why did I pick the Ausfailian?

>>74507419
I wasn't thinking it before you reminded fuckface

>>74507449
He's a Christian? I like him now.

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Thanks for the webms aussie bro you're the best

Rashad needs to make a statement tonight.

Evans hasn't won a fight since 2013

STRAYA GONNA GET HEEMED

CAP THIS

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>>74507393
you need help I hope you don't sell your soul for attention... oh wait

STREAM

>>74507447
>the tissues and lotion bottom right
top kek, nice set up thought lad.

>>74507517
based

>>74507488
They don't need my pvp money since they're making all that SICK REEBOK MONEY AMIRITE?

you rite tho ;_;

apple oatmeal is disgusting

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STOP POSTING LEWD THICC BITCHS I"M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING FIGHTS AND I STRUGGLE WITH PORN ADDICTION

Fuck, have some consideration.

What is the autism that has to go through a moron's brain to decide that they'll dump their porn folder in an MMA thread?

>>74507517

>that roidgut

WHAT HAPPENED TO RASHAD'S THIGHS? LMAO

girls check me out all the time but I have no idea how to talk to them

>>74507506
I dont know. I checked ur pick to see what WMMA fighter to choose. Saw you picked kelly. kek

Ugh, just skip all the bullshit already.

When will Khabib fight?

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>>74507503
>Juggling

>>74507527
you should know where to look by now
no one is going to share

>>74507467
dana white

tfw you cant find the stream
being poor sucks

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"I absolutely agree"

The smartest thing Joe Rogan has said all evening.

post some girls with dicks

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>>74507452

>>74507513
god damn i can't wait for someone to knock garbrandt the fuck out

>>74507447
Pretty nice man.

>>74507501
I stilll wana fugg her

>>74507549
anon...

>>74507549
>When will Khabib fight?
anon, i ....

Who /drunk/ here

>>74507539

seriously

I already fapped twice because of this fucking dude and I was on a 12 day streak

fucking christ

>>74507549
35 mins

HESPECT HASHAD

>>74507541
>What is the autism that has to go through a moron's brain to decide that they'll dump their porn folder in an MMA thread?
I think they're underage

It's the shit you'd think was really cool when you were 16 and new to porn

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>>74507503
that's where all the good pussy is, literally anyone that went outside during highschool knows this bud

>>74507541
stfu faggot. keep going bundabro

>>74507549
vladimir ...

>>74507547

pls chnge to rashad

STRAYA CUNT

>>74507549
Khabib fucked up and decided to go to the hospital instead of calling dana. Hes running

>>74507576
getting there

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>>74507539

>>74507517
get ye gone

>>74507551
firstrow aint working you ameican jew

B J M

>>74507447
>lotion and tissues
not subtle, but very nice

>>74507539
stay strong anon.

>>74507604

heh

wtf why's Tyron fighting already?

>>74507534

Support the fighters you like man especially if you can

I'm supporting my man Wonderboy

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>>74507539
I feel your pain

>>74507606
i wanna POUND that boi

>>74507590
Neck yourself you 14 year old.

>ripped in his late thirties
black boi genes too strong

kelly looks like hes about to cry, evans came out chilled to a rap song.

>whose gunna win

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would you fuck?

WHERE IS THE WRESTLING

YOU'RE A FUCKING WRESTLER

USE IT

>>74507606
pics

>>74507539
right, it's so fucking annoying

I don't want to watch them as they're distracting, but I need to

HAHAHAA DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT FAGGOT?!

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Rate my dogs /sp/

>>74507633
or he's just roiding

>>74507576
Haven't had a drop of alcohol in my whole life.

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>>74507588
Pussy indeed

Dan Kelly looked like he's walking to a funeral

>>74507636
Yes. I want to lose my virginity

>>74507323
>those wires

>>74507652
no fucking shit retard

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>>74507636
The Choice Is Obvious

>>74507421
>they're browsing this thread ringside

Take him down Hashad.

i totally forgot tyrone v wonderboi II is on this card

Bisping - Kelly is THE fight to make

>>74507647
What kind of dogs are those? They're so cute!

I bet none of you ITT even watched TUF 10

fucking casual babbies

abandoning this thread it's especially shit tonight

>>74507606
Why does she have a bulge in her panties?

How big is her clit?

>>74507673
literally neither

Why do they keep calling the black guy "little nog"?

DO YOUR DAMN JOB YOU AUTISTIC MOD

This is embarrassing.

Rashad needs to make amends with Jackson/Wink

Rashad is done

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c-can we get some cute twinks in the thread please?

>not a single leg kick

what is this nigga doing

How do you guys think Cruz has been with Rogan? I asked before but didn't check responses.

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>Back up Evans

>>74507691
Read the filename

>>74507688
I dont watch stupid man drama shows.

Boy this wonderboy gain a lot of weight for this fight, i can barely recognize him!

>>74507532
>>74507613
lol no shame in my game

desu though tissues are great to have around instead of going to the bathroom to get TP to blow your nose, and the lotion is bedside because my GF is obsessed with bathing herself in it after she shows, she smooth tho ;)

>>74507718
You just know Rampage is watching somewhere and cheering for Rashad

>>74507698

what is this from

heem him literal who

>fat white boy vs jacked black

hmmm

DAMN Rashad looks like that??

my fucking stream went down. pls gib

>>74507542
ass rape

kelly with no strength

he just landed clean and rashad didn't give a fuck

>Blackzillians

>>74507736

reddit mma streams

should i tell a guy on twitter my stream he seems to be struggling

what if he's a cop? what if he's just a cunt?

why did rashad switch to the 50s hairstyle

>40 year olds

>>74507606
more of her pls

10-9 Kelly

>>74507749
ive literally gone through every single one and theyre all down

>>74507725
That's Joachim Christensen

10-9 whiteboi

best fight so far on the main card?

>this fight is actually competitive

that's a big bulge

>>74507693

Take it back to whatever autistic board you crawled from.

Based Dad Kelly

Dana really needs to give up on these gimmick fights. I can understand throwing CM punk in there once, but now mike tomlin? wtf

rashad looks old

rashad is beyond washed up at this point

10-9 Dadbod

Rashad almost looks like a 170er in there man

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>this will never be you
:(

what are the MMA judoka power rankings?

>Kelly
>Rousey
>Pariysan
>Kim
>Gambuyran (sp)

that's all I can think of

>>74507751
he's just a casual it seems but still can i ethically discriminate him for that?

10-9 Suga

requesting more qt traps
no one wants to see ugly women with obese asses

>>74507760
>Cock
>Her

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Anybody else think Kelly looks like Schweinsteiger?

wow you guys have the best webms... could use one of you webm guys in the famous sc2 vg thread

>>74507777

nice quads

if rashad loses to this guy... who was given to him to KO it's a fucking joke.

>>74507757
I'm 31 and I fell 80...

Bisping/GSP winner vs Dad Kelly

>>74507785
PLEASE just neck yourself

>>74507776
People have been bundaposting in UFC gamethreads since the dawn of them. What are you on about?

is this Ned Kelly's son?

Once an explosive and quick wrestler is reduced to mediocre boxing.

What the fuck went so wrong?

Blackzillians?

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EYO EVRIE TYME MAYNE, EVRIE TYME OEHKAY? DIS A FOR MI MADRE OEHKAY?

JESUS CRISTO!

Hope these browns get knocked out BAD tonight.

>rogan uses the word crafty

take a shot

>>74507725
>>74507765
lol it was Daniel Kelly!

how many fights left tonight?

>>74507807
>lying

does cruz hate anik?

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White guy reminds me of Keith Jardine. He has the same hunched over stance and way he holds his arms.

>>74507710

im dying

>>74507809

really liked this

>>74507812
injuries, his knees are shot

>>74507822

2

>>74507822
2

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If rashad loses is he /out ?

>>74507829
Everyone hates anik

>>74507787
What about Soak a jew?

>>74507784
>How /heem/ wants to die

lol @ rashads bum loife

>tfw every fight feels like a UFC on FOX fight with Anik commentating

I thought this guy was supposed to be a judo master.

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>do well in the standup
>clinch and try a takedown

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WHO /UNDERHOOKS/ HERE?

kelly looking wobbly after that knee

>Rashad was -220

Kelly is unironically dominating this fight.

>>74507787
but Rousey is once in a lifetime fighter so youre wrong

who's winning on points you reckon?

kelly for sure?

'JUDO, JUDO"

lmao

>>74507728
Rampage calling Rashad on his stream was funny as fuck man.

This is actually a really technically sound fight.

I thought it'd have been a slagfest.

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>>74507862
really should have used an underhook to prevent that eyepoke

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>the state of rashad

>judo
such a useless meme

FUCKING BLACKIES EYE POKE

>>74507870
Ya, never know with these judges though.

this is terrible

That was a sick hip toss to give-up-your-back.

that eye poke looked intentional as fuck

ace died

>>74507883
FUCKING BLACKIES EYE POKE

>Doc "takes a look"
>Just asks him if he's ok

kek

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Unrelated but I just googled PVZ and this was the first pic

Legit looks like a pornstar here

Rashad should be fighting welterweight lol

We have the best ref dont we folks

>>74507894
hue is half ape

Fucking scum eye poke.

was rashad a sleeper usada'd?

cunt seems useless now

Who booked this crap?

You get 2 free eyes gouges and nut shots per match.

Why don't more fighters make use of all of them?

Dan Quinn snorted enough stevia to fight MMA?

>>74507851
BREHS

>>74507903
jessica rhodes?

doesn rashad not face southpaws in camp?

all he does is play patty cake

>>74507916
WME

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

is it gay if i was fapping to the webms but accidentally came to rashad and kelly fighting each other?

kelly is boy material

> city of rashad

>>74507903
I mean, she's not far off...

>>74507915
jones cucked him, cat never recovered

Rashad is dead inside

>>74507937
Was it to Rashad or Dan or both

>>74507937
yes

>>74507937
Reminds me of the time I was fapping to Jersey Shore and it cut to commercial of some guy putting on proactive and I blew my load everywhere by accident.

Rashad look great at MW, TDD is through the roof.

>>74507935
the guys are 40

it's good.

20-18 Kelly

I repeat

20-18 Kelly

This is not a drill

>>74507937
half of the webms you posted were of men who look like women..


Either way you're gay m8

> dom will never train you

how do i keep going?

>Daniel Kelly will never be your dad

Damn, Rashard is losing to Dad bod kelly.

lol at Joe in complete Dom is such an alpha

>>74507938
boy in /heem/ means "guy who just won/is winning"

not your boy anymore = he loses

I swear you faggots are the biggest fairweather fans out there.

Darren Elkins

20-18 Kelly

Come on Rashad

>>74507935
>>>/asp/

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>Dad battle going to a 3rd round.

Isn't this event not under the new scoring rules?

>Not attacking a damaged knee

Fuck Rashad is useless.

Kelly's corner is so fucking annoying.

>>74507953
>was fapping to Jersey Shore

Mike getting the pube cake?

>>74507961
Ebic shidbost :DDDD

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>>74507923
but they already do?

20-18 Dad Kelly

>>74507970
.__.

>>74507940

KYS

>>74506479
fuck i missed hunto/reem, how did he get heemed?

FATHERED

unironically 20-18

>>74507984

Pensioners stick together

20-18 Kelly

>>74507986
imagine the smell

Kelly looks like the guy you could make a movie around because of his age

Kelly is doing better than I expected but his striking is sloppy af.

>>74507984
this