/hoc/

>>74504636
lol

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shootout win incoming

>>74504649
Had this image saved for weeks for a new bread, lol

>>74504682
Budaj doing better than Bishop?

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>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS

>>74504704
Budaj lost his first game 5-2. Vasi is in net tonight.

>>74504682
this gif spooks me pls delet

>>74504720
Oh, my bad!
Still don't get the trade then

>rags

Hello lads I just wanted you to know
>rags

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Kings won't survive.

>rags

>rags

>>74504741
Tampa couldn't afford Bishop and likely won't make the playoffs. If they got anything for him it was worth it.

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>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS

>rags
>lundpads

lol kuch
GET FUCKED BUFFALEL

lmao Kucherov what was that meme

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>Bolts actually won

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woops accidentally a playoff team lol

>>74504802
announcers are trying to say it was intentional lel

LOL kucherov is a fucking madman for that

Khudobin great success for Kazakhstan

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>tfw might make the playoffs but probably won't

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>>74504824

>>74504859
No hate on the Stars.. But I highly doubt it this year
They really need to work on their goaltending

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>>74504617
>some irrelevant tournament that the nhl just deemed wasn't even worth their time

Wow buddy great achievement you got there. You should really feel proud.

>>74504756
go outside

>>74504849
>great
he did well, the 2nd was not his fault, but it was not a pretty prformance

>rags
>we hust want to stay in the wildcard spot
>h-honest
>easy Atlantic am i r-right?

>>74504828
now that I look at it again maybe it was lol what a beast

>Burrows is actually playing on the 1st line

wew

>>74504939
it was definitely intentional. only haters will say it was an accident. he didn't look shocked when it went in.

>>74504939
He gave it a tap forward and then faked the move to draw him out

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Hope the Ded Things are ready for their scheduled ass-whooping.

>>74504981
bulju lol

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>>74504876
>some irrelevant tournament that the nhl just deemed wasn't even worth their time

>>74504993
>>74504981
reddit

>>74504875
???

They have 2 really solid goaltenders, they should get some more offensive fire power

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>>74505029
>detoilet

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>>74505029
>he thinks Pulju isn't /ourguy/
Fucking newfag.

>>74505059
>binns
>defending busts
not surprised tbhwyf

>>74505070
>all that greenspace so close to downtown
That actually looks comfy as fuck.

>>74504876
Which one? The Olympics? World Cup? World Championships?

I get them mixed up cause Canada won all of them.

>>74505070
who is the madman that convinced detroit to build a new stadium? seems like that should have been pretty far down the list of priorities for the city

>>74505125
Only exists because people D R O P P E D Detroit

>>74505105
Well ok maybe lehtonen and niemi could sometimes play a bit better...I think stars should trade for rinne

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>>74505088
literallly reddit

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>>74504963
>>74504973
What a fucking scumbag move. Complete disrespect for the goalie there. Hope Kuch gets a fucking brain injury.

>>74505059
>>74505181
Oh Finland, never change

>>74505016
Really? Come on bro you can be more irrelevant than that.

How bout USA pushing canadas shit in in the juniors a few years ago. Theres your faggot gold right there smurfguy.

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>>74505200
The meme team needs meme plays
They already have a meme line

>>74505190
looks like you went there yourself
and eldertit can fuck right off

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>>74505190
>DAT SIZE
>DAT SPEED
>DAT COCK

i bought this neat LED penlight today and i was walking around my apartment in the dark pretending to be a detective searching for clues

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definitely intentional

>>74505200
it's not like he needs to rely on memes to score. the dude is talented as fuck. getting scored on by kucherov isn't embarrassing.

>>74505273
I will sometimes move around my house with my guns and clear every room

>>74505190
Which one of you niggers is Eldertit?

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Caps Flyers going to OT

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>>74505190
I'm literally yelling at my computer screen and slamming my arms on my table. I think I might've fractured a bone.

I kept yelling "THIS FINN IS FUCKING REDDIT! THIS MEME IS FUCKING REDDIT!" over and over again and my mom came down to my room and told me to shut the fuck up before she calls dad and have him hit me.

Fuck I hate this hockey player and this Finn and this meme in general. This is fucking Reddit shit.

I wish I could convey my anger without getting my ass beat.

>>74505335
>7(
no one cares stop posting uggos you dumb slag

>>74505292
I hate the clots but that's fucking greasy.

>that Kucherov meme goal

>>74505303
we should be roomates, we could have some fun pretending to be cops or army guys

pulju is a shitty bust who will never play and NHL game ever again in his entire life

>this boiband singing the leaf anthem

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>>74505408
>mad
>at pulju

>>74505382
In my day Kucherov wouldn't of left that rink with functioning legs.

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>>74505292
pretty sneaky sis

>>74505351
who is this spunk drunk

also good post finland is fucking gay

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>butchering the anthem this hard

>>74505451
How come?

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>its going to be another willie plays the twins and erik$$on for 25 minutes while the >prospects play garbage time episode

>>74505458
dunno, just saved the webm because it conveys my feelings when the canucks lose

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Ovie + Backstrom + Oshie + Shattenkirk

>>74505451
Are you saying they used to get mad at memes?

>>74505505
>prospects
The only prospect we have playing is Goldobin. We literally have 2 lines worth of plugs otherwise

>>74505451
>wouldn't of

looks like English wasn't popular in your day either.

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BACKSTROM PULLS THE TRIGGER

WHAT A SNAPSHOT

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GUESS WHO

Where the fuck do you watch the free game? I'm sure I've seen it on cbc before. I really don't want to make an NHL dot com account.

I can't believe the flyovers got a point out of that game

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hello

>>74505581
he doesnt even give other players a chance.
when the cantpucks got btfo by the sharks, he played boucher for 70 seconds in the 3rd period while the twins played 10+.
the game was over. the season is over. just give some of these people a chance.

>>74505628
>caring about free games
>when you can stream

???????????????

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>>74505458
goat milf rinko from gundam build fighters

>>74505529
have one for when the canucks are winning

too bad you'll never get to post it

>>74505593
Hes carrying old man Ovi right now.

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>he's a real gamer
>he gives us a chance every night
>one game at a time
>the effort was there

>>74505713
>>74505713
>>74505713

Kings/Nucks thread

>>74505697
All the streams were shit, but nvrmnd, finally found a decent one. Missed the goal though by a couple of seconds. REEEEEEE! Why can't Reddit streamline this shit.

>>74505649

Caps offense is out of sync right now with Bura hurt, Oshie just coming back from injury, and Shattenkirk not quite used to the system yet.

I really hope that it doesn't carry over into the playoffs.

FWIW Shattenkirk hasn't actually looked all that amazing.

>deharnay hasnt got a hat trick yet
we lost the trade

>>74505814
Confirmed bust, fire Chiarelli

>>74505714

I think Ovi really is saving himself for the playoffs. or else fighting an injury. He's not really shooting the puck at all.

nurse looks blacker today than usual

>>74505906
I was actually just thinking that. Probably because it's been a while since I've seen him on the ice regularly.

>>74505900
Wrist injury, shades of his 2011 doen year with a shoulder injury. Ironically he has more assists than goals with his point tonight.

>>74505906
Maybe he exfoliated because he knew he'd be on national TV

>>74505292
Why didn't the sabres make the puck fly? Also how far away are they from the wildcard? I know they can't make it to stanley cup, but how many games left to win?

>>74505952

Wrist injury would make sense, he's been garbage handling the puck this year, can't go 1-on-1 against a defender at all.

Tell me about Goldobin

>>74506033
Just wish Trotz would have the balls to sit him for a few. I know they want nothing to do with that 2-3 first round matchup but hes been useless. 22 games without an esg when Backstrom is having a career year.

>>74506101
His name sounds like "Gold Goblin." That's all we know.

>>74506101
hes a big guy

>>74506186
If he goes on a breakaway will he die?

>>74506101
He never becomes much more than a bottom 6 player incapable of playing defense on Chel.

>>74506186
4 UUUUUU

>Kongs

>>74506130

Yeah, it's tough to watch that top line knowing that Ovi really isn't going to do anything with the puck. It's a good thing our second and third lines have been so fantastic this year, though really it's been mostly luck since the Bura injury.

MoJo has been worth every cent of his contract and fans who think we should dump him for cap space and a bag of pucks need to get their heads out of their asses.

>>74506214
it would be extremely painful

what is this vr shit? anyone here watching in vr?

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>rags

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>>74505739
>we just gotta play our game
>get in on the forecheck
>gotta get pucks deep
>gotta get to the net

>>74506304
Id still dump mojo in the offseason unless he has a monster playoffs, Kuz contract plus the other ufa holes leaves them with nothing to work with.

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>>74505739
>>74506452
>obviously
>for sure
>y'know
>yeah

>>74506101
>another player the cantpucks passed on instead of mccann and virtanen

>>74506550
>49 points in 41 games in the babby league
>the city of columbus

>>74506327
He's a big winger

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>>74506550
>character
>grit
>forecheck
>pucks
>net
>deep
>thank you

wait the kings have Bishop?
WTF
I thought they'd have a backup against my Nucks

>>74506465

What do you do with the $4.75 mil that's a better investment than a 25/25 player (who's still improving)? Oshie's gonna get 6-7 mil from someone, so re-signing him would be a mistake (he's good, but not *that* good).

reee

>>74506665
I cant answer that but the prospect pool is bare, he carries value in the market but I think Bura and Vrana can replace what he brings. It all depends on the playoffs. Significant pieces, besides Alzner, Williams and Oshie need to move out if they fall short yet again.

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Why did anyone think he'd be good?

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>>74505593
>>74505714
>>74505900
>>74505952
>>74506033
>>74506130
>>74506304
>>74506465
>>74506665
>>74506824
>>>reddit

>player throws a clean hit
>play stops

What the fuck is wrong with this league?

>>74506908
Complaining about plebbit is literally plebbit

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>>74506849
He had a robot-tier hockey IQ playmaker (Aho) and robot-tier sniper (Laine) carry him.

>>74506849
>28gm, 8pts in NHL
Respectful for an 18 year old

>20gm, 16pts in AHL
Doing well for an 18 year old on a team with very few skilled players to help him.

>Desharnais gets an assist on that goal
Chiarelli confirmed for genius, someone start printing Oilers championship hats.

>>74506824

Alzner needs to go at any rate. He's been a possession nightmare this year, and simply doesn't skate that well or make particularly good plays with the puck.

Dealing MoJo is something I could only get behind if it brings in a significant return and the money goes towards keeping some other important piece. But my issue with that is that I don't see what that important piece could be - as mentioned, someone is going to overpay Oshie and hometown discounts don't exist. Williams might make more sense, but is risky for the same reason that the money might be more reasonable - no one knows what the aging curve is going to look like there.

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>>74507001

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>>74506953
>defending reddit
reddit detected

>>74506988
>Doing well for an 18 year old on a team with very few skilled players to help him

>he needs better people on his team to make him better

So he literally has shit all impact.

>>74506958
This is correct.

>>74507014
Package him and Carlson for one of the Colorado boys and something else, resign Shattenkirk and promote Bowey/Siegenthaler/Johansen. Total armchair gm and hinges on Shat's contract demands and how he does after this somewhat rough adjustment period.

>DOUBLE CLUTCH
>LOOK AT THE CROSSOVERS
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM

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>>74507117

>>74507246
>cam_ward_remembers_that_one_time_while_letting_in_a_softie.png

>>74507221

I could get behind that, but I'm not sure Colorado goes for it unless they're really big on Carlson or something.

(I think Carlson is massively overrated, tbqh)

Crosbee and Milkan are the two best players in the league currently

>>74507301
How did Ward go from a Conn Smythe winner to the most JUST starter in the league.

He's been dead weight for years. At least he got >us a cup

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>>74507356
He was a flash in the pan over ten years ago and carolina is retarded

>>74506849
It was just Finnish shitposting, no one thought he was good

>>74507436
I thought he was good for memes.

>>74507340
He never fulfilled his potential and has looked sluggish the past few years. Sad to think back when Carlzner was a promising 2nd pairing. Alzner especially. Doesnt miss a single game and then gets hurt last playoffs(same injury that killed Laich) and now hes trash. Feel bad for whoever signs him.

>>74504636
LA: brown
OC: white

fucking love being a ducks fan

>>74507356
Goalies winning the xonn smythe is a meme. Any goalie in the league can have a 25 game hot streak

>>74507505

Honestly, this is one of the reasons I'm worried about the expansion draft. Losing Schmidt (or, if the management is *really stupid*, Orlov) would hurt the team for years.

Hey guys is it too late to

>rags

?

>>74507117
It hurts, lad.

>>74507246
Darn you to heck...

>>74507536
Conn Smythe is literally hot streak the trophy you dip

>>74507529

Literally not a Kings jersey

>>74507235
Thanks Nick

>>74507560
Im hoping they take Grubauer. McPhee knows the Caps better than any other org so maybe they can work a deal. They wont not protect Orlov.

>>74507587
Not always. Was Keith's or Crosyb's Conn Smythe a hot streak?

>>74507211
>shit all impact
How is 16pts in 20 games not an impact? He's an 18 year old, playing with a bunch of grinders. Not every 18 year old can be Laine.

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>>74507001

Just wait til this happens. He was traded for a reason. He'll make a good meme pass from time to time but he's still a soft manlet

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>>74507756

>>74507756
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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>>74507756
My fucking sides

>kongs
>bishit

>The shitty of LA

>>74507756
Pls tell me Karlshit at least go a penalty for that.

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>>74507756
I think it was just that the sens brought out how bad he was.

>>74507430
He had a solid 5-6 years but then just fell off. He was the big reason Carolina made it to the ECF in 2009.

>>74507756
When will they learn

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How big of a contract is he going to get?

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Is this, dare I say it, /our/ year?

>>74508186
Arizona is going to offer him a 6mil/6years and Vancouver will match it.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvFpLBdRhrw

Still my fondest memory of this manlet. I can't say I'll miss him but he did have his moments

>Goldobin scores

lol

Canucks fucking won the Hansen trade.

And we STILLLLLLL have a 1st rounder.

Hahaha.

Ya'll gay.

Suck my dick lol.

>bishop the #2 #1 starter for the kings getting BTFO by the canucks

>>74508186
6 years x 4.5m per

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>>74508292
very weird seeing the little man in orange

>>74508292
That should have been a penalty.

From the little bit I've seen of him, he seems like the typical manlet that doesn't realize he's a manlet. Probably pisses the opposition off.

>>74508414

Are you a Flames fan??

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>inb4 patches signs with Edmonton to play with his best buddy

Oilers getting a pp? Wow, never thought I'd see it.

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Friendly reminder that the Laffs are nowhere near playoffs contender and only seem like it because of their fourteen (14) pity points.

>>74508529
>Flems fans
They're all on CP forums. Yes, that's what they call it

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>>74506849
>Kajanni
Are you even trying?

>>74508515

Yeah should have been a penalty for sure

>Probably pisses the opposition off

Not really. Maybe unintentionally lol

>>74508539

Delete this post asap

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>>74508539
shut your god damn mouth

Are the Sens a playoff team, lads?

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>>74508529

>>74508539
We don't want him

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>>74508703
>still not believing

>>74508539
FRIENDSHIP WITH DD ENDED. NOW, DANAULT IS BEST FRIEND

>>74508539
I can't see how they'd be able to sign him, and they don't need another big LW. Money better spent on a dman or center.

>>74508730

>not wanting the second or third best goal scorer in the whole league since 2012 on your team

Casual

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>nah, instead of trading a cheap 1st + prospect for Miller, we're going with Bishop

What did the Kings mean by that?

>>74508742
I can see us memeing to the eastern final with the weak Atlantic but Cup final? No way.

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>tfw he would have been a Vezina contender if his wife didn't have cancer

>>74508742
>using my shitty mspaint >9000 hours OC
>changing the filename
>get legendary digits

Dog bless

>>74508882
>goldobin scores nice goal
>willie has him stapled to the bench
what did he mean by that?

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>>74508949
Suuure, and Patrick Kane didn't rape anyone

>forcing taxpayers to subsidize teams like the Coyotes so Blackhawks fans have a vacation destination in the winter

>>74508822
>wanting americans on your team

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>>74508984
>minutes given to Chaput/Megna, who hasn't done shit all year

Hmm.

Willie is playing 4D chess for sure.

After all, he's an NHL coach and we're just fans.

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>>74508992

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>>74508992
>i appreciate the question

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I hope this make Leaf fans happy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMazj3o8bKQ

bruins

>>74504824
They'll make it and beat the Shit out of the caps. Just like the Oilers in 2006

>>74509150
you are a gayboi

>>74509020

>not wanting 30 goal scorers on your team

30 is the new 50 btw

JUST

>>74509294
>Getting raped by Hongcouver
Is this worse then when the Turks did it?

Caggiula-Desharnais-Kassian is looking dank so far.

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It's sad because all we fucking need is a god damn goaltender.

Too bad Karmanos won't let Francis spend a dime.
It's honestly sad, while perhaps Raleigh wasn't a great market for hockey to begin with, there are definitely diehards, albeit few, and just like Hartford they will suffer too, all because their owner wants to soak in all the profit at the prime and never let the team spend any of it to actually compete.
Sad!

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SCARRRRR

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Leafs are soft

>>74509350
>bish4p

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>>74509356
Glad you like him.

We, on the other hand, still haven't seen Davidson play. He better be good or McDavid's going our way in refund.

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>Horvat wears "A"
>3 point night

huh?

>>74509500
It's not the money. Reimer last summer cost the same as Ward. They are just retarded.

>>74509350
What do you mean by that?

The Turks never did anything.

>>74509539
>Baertschi comes back
>Suddenly best hockey Horvat has played since Baertschi went down
I wonder what this means...

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>>74504636

>>74509500
Quebec is a couple of years away my friend

>>74509579
$2.5M x 6

Best I could do for Horvat.

>>74509548
Not him but it's not just retarded moves. >Our goalie coach is fucking terrible and completely destroyed Lack. Lack was great before Carolina

Toronto Maple Leafs, 2016-17 - 28 wins, 36 losses

Winnipeg Jets, 2016-17 - 30 wins, 36 losses

The only reason the Leafs are even close to the playoffs is because of their FOURTEEN loser points. Fuck loser points, fuck rewarding teams for losing. It should be 2 points for regulation/OT win, 1 point for a shootout win, and no points for a loss of any kind. Not even a Jest fan, I'm just triggered by a tweet I just saw that said the Leafs have had a positive year and the Jets haven't. They've literally been better than the Leafs, not that's saying much. Neither team has had a positive year.

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I made a hockey stick

>>74509697
>le bettman gives le bettman points to le bettman team so the laffs can't make le bettman more le money in the playoffs
>but le laffs are so le shit they le choke away their le chances even after they blew their le future by trading them for le shitty players

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74509766
nice lemieux dubs

btw you can buy wooden stick for like 10$ on the internet

i only play with wood sticks
composites breaks all the fuckign time
i've got that TPM TITAN since i've bought it 500 years ago and its still fine

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SCARRRRR

McSecondary secondary's

>>74509839
McSecondary strikes again

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Add one more secondary assist to the total.

>>74509798

Wood sticks get soft after 3 shots. They fucking suck. Muh "puck feel"

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>>74509869
>>74509871
>>74509884
>scored a great goal tonight
>helps set up another
>mcsecondary mcsecondary mcsecondary

>>74509500
>Carolina is now the team with the longest drought.
>Carolina is new Deadmonton
Are the Canes the next meme team /hoc/?

How come the Kings for 6 power plays against the Canucks when I went up 4-0?

I only got 1 PP.

Mrazek's playing like a fucking beast tonight. It should be 7-2 at least right now.

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>>74509969
Do you think Pulju will ever get in on the secondary party?

>>74509976

Nah I always forget they exist and so do most people. They're too irrelevant to be a meme team

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>be 26 years old
>17 year old begs for the cock
>she's fucking annoying
>say "no"
>go home drunk as fuck and watch patrik laine score and assist

This is legitimately the better decision.

>>74510033
Pulju will be on the receiving end of all these passes. Future 30+ goal scorer if he plays with McDavid.

Kek.
Lucic barely moved.

>>74510098
I know he's a large dude, but holy shit is he ever solid on his skates.

>>74509687
I think that counts as retarded when you can fire that guy and replace him.

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>>74510055
Translation:
>be 26 year old neet drunk in my room
>go to mcdonalds because too useless to cook
>17 year old cashier smiles and says hi
>begging for the cock
>order my food
>"have a nice day"
>"no"
>go home drunk as fuck and watch patrik laine score and assist

>>74509969
a goal is just a reverse secondary assist, and a first assist is a secondary secondary assist

Oh just fuck off Red Wings.

>>74510204
this is not /r9k/ friend
if you go there you can share your power fantasies with people liike you

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I'm going to be honest with you people.

This shouldn't be happening when I'm up 4-0.

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lol

>>74510302
I think you mean 4-3, squinty.

Get fucked Ducks!

Thanks Cant-pucks for beating those lousy Kongs.

>>74510354
those don't count obviously

refpuck goals are no goals of mine

>>74510128
My cousin is an NHL ref and he told me Lucic is built like a fucking fridge. Scary dude.

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Just be confident bro! That's all it takes, girls love guys who are confident

>>74510474
My friend fucked your dad and said that's how you were born.

Also that's how you inherited the gayness.

tfw you didn't grab a free coffee at mcdick's this week

i feel scammed

at least we won tonight

>>74510616
>we
Everyone with the entire franchise would be ashamed of you

>>74510565
What's your problem

>>74510423
>delay of game
>refpuck

I know you're just trying to be retarded but you need to try harder

>>74510565
cucks will not make the playoffs

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*blocks your path*
*be one of the only players to not have a negative*

"Give me the C"

What do?

so whos the meme player the draft experts are gonna hype this year.

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>>74510943
They're 3rd in the Division you fucking retarded piece of inbred shit.

Don't you ever fucking reply to me ever again unless you have something intelligent and constructive to add.

>>74511028
Cucks will not make the playoffs.

To those who's watching a team that won't make the playoffs, who are you cheering for in the playoffs? If not cheering, who are you going to focus more of your attention to watching?

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>those bolts announcers having an orgasm over kucherov fucking up his shootout shot against a goalie literally unable to make a save in the shootout failed to stop kucherov's mistake

how do you listen to these fox fucks

>>74510956
*trade the bustins twins to arizona*

there you go kid its all yours

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>>74511158
>failed

>>74510956
Make Baertschi the captain since he really puts it all together

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>>74511166
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with them?

>>74511233
We really got lucky with the Flames. Shinkaruk is busting hard.

>>74511328
>their best players are a meme Calgary draftee and a grown man named "Bo"
Really got my noggin joggin.

>>74511328
Its circled in your pic. Theyre fucking geriatric.

Puljujarvi Is Such A FUCKING Bust kek

>>74511589
do you think Columbus snobing him got to him?

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>>74511484
Hey hey hey, come on now. I'm trying to be reasonable and discuss some hockey, and then you just have to come along and make that sort of angry post deriding my team's best players. Don't you think we could get along better if you didn't use that kind of language with my favourite players? I think it'll be more inductive if you made more constructive comments about my team's players so we can get along better.

>>74511694
Seriously tho is he your only decent prospect/young guy? Since virtanen is a fat bust

who else do you got?

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>>74511737
Nobody.

>Horvat (good 2nd liner, might be a 1st liner in the future if we're lucky)
>Baertschi (traded for him, he's okay, might be a half point per game player)
>Granlund (traded for him, he's okay, shittier than his brother)
>Goldobin (traded for him, he got 1 goal tonight)
>Dahlen (traded for him, won best AIK player)
>Boeser (1st round pick 2 years ago, broke his hand)
>Gaudette (some college kid, top 5 in points despite 2nd year)

Prospects not very good.

>>74511803
RIP

Guys I just realized Pulju's birthday is may 7th. My birthday is may 8th. What does this mean?

>>74511803
>Baertschi (traded for him, he's okay, might be a half point per game player)
He's literally more than that right now, 30 points in 52 games with barely any PP time

>>74509697
Post tweet, I wanna fuck them up

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>>74511981
Just tempering my expectations to be honest. Don't want to be too hyped on him. He's playing 15 minutes a game against 3rd line opposition. I expect him to pick up a few points once he gets PP time (not too much since our PP = trash) and also get less points 5 on 5 when he needs to play against tougher opposition.

Would be good if he could be a 50 point player.

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Have you had a tall glass of milk today?

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>tfw Avs fan

>>74512129
Gib Duchene

>>74512129
Least you didn't get shutout tonight

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What went right?

>>74512152
That was a quite pretty tip tbf

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>>74512152
>>74512137
It's going to break my heart when Duchene leaves.

>>74512129
Relocate to quebec city at this point m8

>>74512152
>you

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Is he, dare I say, elite?

Why does Tootoo (22) have more goals than Lazar?

Who is this Labanc kid I keep hearing about?

And is anyone else enjoying watching Ho-Sang play?

>>74512562
Poo Poorvat

>>74512621
This is a poor post, Sweden. I don't appreciate that.

>>74512562
>mfw he's only 21

If he doesn't score more than 60 points next year (after getting paid this off- season) I'm gonna be mad.

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Is he, dare I say, a bust?

>>74512562
>NHL all star

Yes

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Why so many Danes in the NHL? I miss the old NHL, Only Swedes in the NHL, no Danes playin' NHL, I miss the old NHL, no Danish prospects NHL, no 'sen' NHL, pronounce two ss's NHL. I miss the predictable WJC, no Danish underdogs WJC, I gotta say, I used to want to play in the WJC, I thought I WAS in the WJC.