OFFICIAL UFC 209: WOODLEY VS. THOMPSON 2 THREAD #2

Can't wait for Khabib to fight

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LADS...
/box/ thinks hey can take /heem/..

heem sleepy soon

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Extra carbs will come in handy in the fifth

>Tyson Pedro def. Paul Craig TKO (elbows)

Tyson Pedro by submission(punches)

Brandon shwaub is gay

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>>74501938

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free bunda

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>#1 p4p fighter in world history

sign the liability waiver and face off behind the gym DALE you cookie cutter

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Woodley by 2nd round KO

>>74501950
IT WAS FREE PIZZA

FREE FUCKIN PIZZA

>>74501973
did they see them clean his house?

>>74501979
stop posting cp memes please

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Strap in boys

>>74501891
stream?

>>74501954
Reminder if a white guy did this with the exact same routine people would call it corny and embarrassing...


Because we expect more from White people subconsciously.

anybody got some acestream? I'm jonesin

Still no acestream?

>>74501987
lenny aint no bebop cleaner. they cleaned his house but that is his ejaculatorium, and gainroom. so he doesn't care

olivi got a fucked up nose, you all know this

>>74502004

ufc.tv

lel 56-44 racist poll on fox

>>74502004

ufc.tv

where is Ace Ventura at?

46f43b81f1fc9ecc7b3103147bfe80400d207e5d

>>74502008
>>74502011
I have one but im not sharing :^)

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>>74502005

Calm down

>>74502005
I expect more from tiran than this desu. this is retarded

> godbeer

i would drink a beer with this name

>>74502045

stop

my dick can't take it anymore

please man. oh my fucking god

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>>74502045
I bet she's as tight as a gnat's chuff.

>>74502036
well get you the big guy with all the power

>cross necklace tattoo
JUST

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The call that ruined UFC 209

>>74502058

weak dick desu

>>74502058
go find urself an italian chick mang....

lol wtf some english lad is fighting
GO ON SON

>>74502085

FUCKING AV HIM LAD

>>74502085
on one hand INGURLUND

on the other he's a right pikey

this dude is roiding wrong, those breast are out of control

>>74502018
its really disgusting, i wouldnt let my dog shit in there

>jon anik

wtf

Daniel Spitz is getting heemed.

godbear is about to knock this guy the fuck out viciously

>godbeer spitz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edABm3lLOsQ
Bisping and Bravo get into fight

>Girl, do you Spitz or Swallow?

>>74502005
not if the white guy could dance

>it's a lanklet that doesn't know how to use his reach episode

Where's Struve?

I'm actually not minding the three man booth yet.

Anik might as well be a "did you know?" bubble in the bottom left corner though. lol

>>74502124

when Edgy is more rational than you, you got problems

>>74502104
are you 340 pounds lean?

didn't think so

>>74502114
this probably

>>74502005
I call it corny and embarrassing regardless of who does it.

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>his words not mine

God I fucking hate Anik.

>>74501891

any good stream?

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>>74502124
oh fuck yeah I was hoping someone took a video of this.

>>74502157

ufc.tv

>>74502124
Based Bisping won that

>>74502171

fuck off dumb cunt

>non-fat heavyweights
no thank you

>>74502157
ufc.tv

>>74502124

kek Bisping is turning into Begbie

>>74502124
>He's from ENGLAND, he's allowed to say cunt!

>>74502174
they're not even in the same ballpark

>>74502145

I think bisbong knows he has 2 more fights left in him MAX and is just going full heel because he doesn't give a fuck anymore

this was just all an act

>>74502149
>lennyfags
everyone knows brad is the superior misfit

>>74502184
lol here fag
www.sportival.net/ufc-209-woodley-vs-thompson-2-live-stream/

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>>74502139

tall fighters are always shit.

they always get heem'd

10-9 Gobbeer

>>74502124
Would Eddie sub him?

>>74502153
IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH

Do white americans produce the least testosterone out of all Whites?

Whenever i hear the majority of them talk they sound like fucking pussies with an effeminate tone.. What happened to them?

>>74502124

Lol this guy now wants to pick a fight with Eddie Bravo for the MW belt.

>>74502192

Unless GSP fucks his good eye he has plenty more than 2

>>74502193
communist detected

general brigadeer shitler is in heem, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74502124
whats the context here

do we know what they were arguing about

>>74502124
Bisping probably was pissed though desu he probably doesn't remember this

>>74502193
You're a cookie cutter bitch

>HWMMA

>>74502207
Never

>Reach
>Height
>Good looks
>jab
>hook
>better accent

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>>74502128

>>74502124
>i-im tryna give you props man
always knew he was a pussy

>>74502124
confirmed next title fight MICHAEL "Paper Champ" Bisping vs Eddie "DudeWeeD" Bravo.

>>74502034

thanks but it kinda sucks

anyone got aanother? pref english

Why do so many mma fighters have tattoos?

>>74502124
Is Bisping ever sober outside of the gym/octagon?

>>74502211
it's the bible belt. it produces the dorkiest flanders motherfuckers

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>>74502211
Bow down to the burger master you tea sipping sissy

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Racist

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>>74502235
>>74502234

spitz gonna get heemed

>>74502198

Thanks cunt

>>74502243
To conceal multiple injection sites.

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>>74502220
>>74502225
>muh lenny

>>74502124
Just imagine if Joe came from behind and threw a chair at Bisping head

English lad doing alrite

Spitz has a jared leto joker tattoo on his stomach area

>>74502245

why should he be?

Godbeer punching himself out

>>74502243
head trauma

>>74502124
What'd Edgy do to provoke that? Suggest Bisbong fight someone in his own division who isn't 50?

*Filters sweden*

Spitz with the Homer Simpson gameplan

>>74502251

ahahaha and they barely promoted Reem and Hunt

stop the damn match

boring fight

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>>74502251
This is probably how they got tony to sign. He got the same money as Khabib, but only if he won.

their conditioning SUCKS

holy shit godbeer fucking ATTACK

HES HURT

HES GASSED

HIS HANDS ARE DOWN

KICK HIM IN THE FACE

aniks voice is making me cringe so fucking hard

>>74502243
cookie cutters listen and learn
https://youtu.be/M5Tl-J8VXpQ

lenny bless

>>74502249
Brock truly is God's chosen son.

surprised Spitz hasn't been heemd yet

>elite mma conditioning

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>>74502255
ya welcome fuckface, nice double dubs

>heavyweights go past the 1st round

every fucking time

>It"s gassed heavyweight episode

>>74502249
lmfao theres a commentator who will actually call joe out on his bullshit...


i like cruz he has integrity he showed it after his loss.

GOD BEEEEEER

USA USA USA

>professional fighters
>gassed after 5 minutes

>>74502251

Do both Thompson and Woodley get PPV points?

>>74502258
they were all there for him.

andrew needs to come back, the bedroom bully too. they are missed

these guys dont belong in the ufc

I think this is going to be a meme card, I can feel it

>drunk HW fight episode

>>74502298
hadn't even realised they were hws desu

reminder that reem has the highest striking accuracy in the history of the company at 78%

> a third round

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>>74502305
dude you think people is buying this SHIT

>>74502283
>Was guessing numbers last night against some Ausfailians and actually said Tony was gonna get 250k

I predict teez tingz

That's the unfittest ufc fighter I've seen.

KIMBO ESQUE IN THEIR CARDIO, JOE

they need a louder play by play guy.

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>>74502303
Who is Conor McGregor?

Smd Ireland

>>74502273
>filters cucks

oh no heem then

Heavyweights were a mistake.

>>74502287
Why does he do that nose twitching thing?
Which drug causes that?

10-8 Round under new rules?

Spitz was out on his feet

Spitz 20-18

spitz's corner needs to seriously consider throwing in the towel

something is very wrong with him right now

what a fucking bumfight

>>74502307
andrew was there for the clean up. bedroom bully is ok. cutting jason and brunging back that pierced slut is a top priority

dude is tired as shit and his corner doesnt even allow him to sit on his stool

fucking redneck just bleed coaches i swear

Pedro would beat both these guys

>the sperg is so desperate to make threads he's now spamming threads during game time

How sad

Drug testing kills heavyweight MMA

Part of why Rizin HW >>> UFC HW

Godbeer could had finished it if he didn't have such shit cardio

Spitz moved like me after 30 minutes of running, and I'm a 300 pound fat cunt.

19-19

>>74502334
probably for gains, or maybe from fucking trannies

could be either one

man this feels so wrong without Goldberg

>>74502320

Im actually torn on buying it... On the one hand I want to support the fighters on the other fuck the UFC/WME

cruz is based af

>>74502335
new rules not in effect unfortunately

>>74502335
>10-8 Round under new rules?
It's old rules tonight

Nevada hasn't adopted new ones yet

>>74502355
Lose some weight! Stop eating rubbish! I believe in you

>>74502318
He's also got the chin of an 84 year old retiree at this point. And Hunt has the chin of a statue and MEGAFISTS.

>>74502362
he's great. they should do him and dc

Most of heavyweights just don't do their cardio, there is no excuse to show up like this. No wonder Ngannou plowed through this anemic division.

>>74502251
Dana told Woodley he is getting the John Cena/Conor McGregor push if he finishes Thompson.
This is his one chance to seize everything he ever wanted.
The black guy equivalent of "Lose Yourself" is playing manually right now.

Spitz by eyepoke

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20-17 Godbeer

>>74502337
dummy

>>74502335
definitely

>>74502341
andrew was a great motivator for lenny, he actually appreciated all the madness. the bedroom bully is the most unhinged of them all. would love that halloween footage.

yes emma needs to back.

Feel like I'm watching a Bellator comain event right now

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WAKE UP WONDERBOY

ITS ALL OVER

>>74502301
It's just awkward. Cruz is a snob that can't get along with people. Get Cormier back.

>>74502377

Ngannou trains in crossfit so his conditioning is good.

>>74502377
you ever seen the black beast?

Somebody give me a crisp link or I kill a french canadian

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>tfw either of these guys would literally kill Woodley or Wonderboy

how long until the khabib fight?

>>74502374

eh i'm not a huge fan of DC in the booth

keep in at the analyst desk imo

>>74502394

DC is training for his fight.

>>74502283
>khabib 500k
fucking why?

heavyweights suck

This dual-colour commentary is so based.
And Anik is just hanging back and letting the experts talk.

Godbeer takes this, worst fight of the night

>>74502407
DC and Hogan meshed pretty well the last time around. They made Anik seem completely unnecessary.

how the FUCK is Spitz even standing

WTFF

>>74502394
nah cormier is a boring goofy fatfuck

HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL STANDING

No cardio

>>74502395
lol crossfaggotry makes him go on the naughty list of my personal idol luke the duke thomas

reems gonna fucking maul hunt.

i love that people doubt him when he has looked amazing in his last ~5 fights and almost won the title. Hunt is a fat mediocre fighter with a bad record who just spams wingers.

Reem by 2nd round TKO

screencap it

>>74502407
>>74502422
he was a little funny as well

if one of the fighters died in the cage, would they cancel the rest of the event?

there is nobody there holy shit

HWs should never be allowed to fight again.

Spitz is a god damned warrior.

30-26 beer

>>74502410
Well, he only fights once every 3 years, so he got to get paid

>>74502447
*Idiot

man this arena is literally EMPTY
what the fuck

>>74502433
>who just spams wingers.

That's reem's weakness.

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Sloppin' and Floppin'

>>74502443
its the prelims m8

>>74502355
Yeah, like you run at all fatso, let alone 30 minutes

30-27 Spitz

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KURGAN WINS

>cynthia calvillo is on the main card

what the fuck is wrong this faggot shit

this fight would have been a lot better if they where on performance enhancing drugs

As predicted, a technical affair.

FUCKING ALL MY USUAL STREAMS ARE LAGGY CAN'T EVEN WATCH 2 FULL SECONDS OF FIGHT BEFORE 20 SECS OF LOAD

GODDAMNIT

Who /godbear/ now?

50 Gs babyyyyy

>>74502447
>american whiteboy gets beaten the fuck up and offers no resistance at all
H-he a Warrior guys!!!!

>>74502439
>more people have died in the ring in WWE than UFC

>>74502443
>>74502456
it's always like that during early prelims

>>74502443

First PPV?

>>74502333
This.

>>74502457

kek this

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SCREENCAP THIS

THOMPSON WILL WIN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE 3RD

I would pay 500k to watch bazinga man get full on heemed by a heavy weight

>>74502439
I think if a light fell off the ceiling and crushed a guy they would cancel the show but if somebody got punched to death they would stretcher him out and have him die at the hospital.

So far I've counted 76 people in attendance

>>74502470

this one works well

ufc.tv

>>74502469
lol

>>74502458
Browne must be suicidal.

>no "they go to distance"

;-;

>>74502465
Lel

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>>74502467
you dont like cuties?

>>74502470
atleast you didn't pay for this shit as let down of a fuck card

>>74502305
only the champion unless theres a prior agreement.

diaz bros, silva, brock, and ronda all got ppv points without being champiob

>>74502470

please calm down

I have so much respect for Thompson. Such a great guy.

>>74502498
>>74502496
>>74502489
THIS IS MY ONLY FUCKING DAY OFF IN 10 DAYS

now we got 2 straight midget fights

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>>74502493

Robbed

>>74502495
roidtits to the gills

her tit to ass ratio is very exposing.

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https://twitter.com/smilensam/status/838197542043037696

>>74502495
She's ugly m8

>>74502495
>Ugly mexican gremlin

kill yourself

>>74502439
Not in your country pal

jews wont let the purse go light

Spitz is a shit fighter but at least he can take a punch

>>74502507
Quit your job then.

>>74502507

Then you should calm down and enjoy it

>>74502394
Cruz is just intelligent. I know that rubs morons the wrong way, but he's a good commentator.

someone post the webm of marquardt ending t-woods life

>>74502495
this is what id imagine a poo trap would look like. to each his own as they say

>>74502522
>low body fat means sterioids

why do you even post?

>tyron woodley wants to prove he's the GOAT WW
>pls buy this ppv

>>74502523
?

>>74502518
>coral springs

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https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/838199013342007296

>>74502507
we all work and make time for prime cards. and we all are let down by bullshit pullouts even if we still like khalabeeb(some of us do anyway)

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>>74502543

>>74502398

Nobody give this guy a link

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>>74502546

/ourguy/

>>74502523
Id pay good money to see platinum permaheem alvey

>tfw no rogan, dc, goldie trio

>>74502546
>your
>Connor

>>74502558

my man

thank you

>>74502546
>>74502553

49-1 is first

>>74502553
>your

>>74502546
>Your

>30-27
oh no its a bad judges card

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>>74502553
>not you're
>connor

>what's Northcutt upto these days?
>oh he's training with Woodley lol

>trained with sage
so that's why he couldnae win

>>74502546
>>74502553
Shit, guess he gets the next shot then

Dammit man. So bummed about the Khabib fight.

>>74502548
no, but that woman has roidtits.

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Thompson needs to put this uppity nigger in his place.

>>74502553
fuck that. i wanna see khabib destroy conor, but you know dana wants to protect his golden child

>>74502565
>mexican intellectuals

>>74502470
Come on man, Even in your corporate hell hole you must have sat boxes that get around encryption?

>>74502488
Its Las Vegas Nevada, the world's most vibrant den of debauchery and sin. There are better things to do than watch prelims like paying for sex and degenerate gambling.

>>74502553
>he thinks his opponent pulling out gives him the right to a title fight


The khabib fight will be rescheduled and he'll lose.

>trained with Northcutt in preparation

'f'

ANGLO'D

>>74502564
>tfw no rogan, dc, goldie, robin black quartet

McCasuals are here.

>expound upon that

DC-Cruz-Rogan
Hardy-Rogan

pls

fuck play-by-play

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>>74502384
Only one webm, Arsenio? C'mon doode, make'em!

>>74502595
He literally did that last time too, casual.

>>74502560
He's way to hittable to win against Goobs, Kebab would have better chance desu

I love Sage too much to describe

>>74502566

No prob bob

looking forward to finding out if Luke Sanders is the real deal

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>>74502553
He can't even spell Conrads name right

>>74502558
I remember that.

Felt so good

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They think they want some but they don't

They gon' learn

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these goofs sleeping on this mexicutie

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>>74502546
>>74502553
>getting a title shot after declining fights

UFC thread so much comfyer than heem

>>74502598
no, only true fight fans are here. like me

>>74502553
No one should be surprised by this.

>>74502594
Khabib has pulled out twice now, he's got a "case" for not scheduling to fight him again and you can't deny his 9 fight win streak

How long until the main event?

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is there any video footage of Tyron taking Sage to the bad part of town?

>>74502558
so satisfying to get that blm supporter get btfo.
marquard needs to come back

khabib fight was called off?

>>74502626
4 bongs

>>74502602
tbf, nothing happened in the fight bruh
i made another webm before (ctrl+f replay.webm)

PLEASE buy this ppv

someone permaheem jon anik into the oblivion realm please

i hate this nu-male era

The only American white boys that can fight have English ancestry.

>>74502626

4 bongs

>>74502507
>THIS IS MY ONLY FUCKING DAY OFF IN 10 DAYS

Living The American Dream

>>74502626
2.5 bongs

>>74502603
He didn't win though.

'f'

>>74502605
Sage is fantastic

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We out here

>>74502629
Yeah, because he got too dehydrated when cutting weight. He was discharged from hospital but the doctor didn't allow him to fight today

>>74502629
Yeah had too many of his wife's meals

>>74502621
heem is so autist heavy

I wouldn't mind mma discussion but half the thread is attention seeking gimmick posters who all seem to be 15

anyone make a webm of Tyson Pedro vs Bearjew? Didnt get to to watch the early prelims.

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>>74502627

Tyron acts like such a betafag, he probably doesn't even know where the bad part of town is.

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>>74502619
she literally looks like Paulo Thiago

>>74502628
>marquard
>quard
>needs to come back
>come back
fuck off back to /pol/ casual bitch

>>74502619
big hands, bigger than normal jaw, small tits to hip ratio.

yea she never taken a roid in her life

don't be a clitsucker dude

>>74502507
U should be able to afford fightpass then.

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>>74502625
also lets say Khabib challenged or won the belt. How many times would he get injured before a title fight?

just make Jacare x Roidmero for an interim belt or something jesus christ

>>74502637
quite so

>>74502653

what the fuck

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Why does he love Islam so much?

>>74502631
Cheers.

>>74502637
>stipe dc cruz

>>74502662
tbf he wasn't injured this time but yeah man, Dana can't be high on him anymore. Especially because they started pushing him this time and the fight got called off. It was pretty high profile

>>74502655
>when i see women i see men but im not gay bro

I hope Alcantara punches the man bun right off Sanders' head.

>>74502665
They could fight for the USADA violation title

>>74502602

Holy shit i want to fuck ronda rousey so much

>>74502507
Download ace stream
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>>74502691

you are the only one