So, how do we fix this?

I remember mariner fans bragging that the cano deal was going to make them contenders lmao

>build new stadium
>get new/relocated nba and nhl team
literally all it takes

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Move the city further than Canada

>>74499440
Fingers crossed. The process has been slow.

>>74499493
This is /literally on the table/ under the current President. Don't joke.

>>74499505
>Argentina
You literally hid Nazis, you don't get to have an opinion.

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I like things right now. Mariners are fun, finally found a decent GM after like two decades of search. Seahawks are fun. I don't like apehoop. Never watched it much as a kid.

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>>74499398
Fixed

Gotta fight and win obvi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

>>74499398
>seattle has as man NBA championships as Syracuse and Rochester

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>>74506274
FIIIIIIGHT

>>74499493
this

>>74500414
>apehoop
kys

>>74506455

AND

WIN

Send the remaining three to Oklahoma City.

>>74500414
NBA nearly as white as NFL mfer

I love how my beautiful, thriving city triggers you autist fat fucks so much.

>>74507897
Kys niggertranny

>>74510114
This! But fuck soccer.

You don't deserve my elite BSK opinio, but Seattle seems like a nice city

>>74512624
>unaffordable for most
>little culture to speak of as boring overpaid tech workers take over the city
>somehow qualifies as "beautiful, thriving"

haha ok

>>74512654
Like I said. Stay assblasted

>>74512666
seattle fans: probably about as delusional about their city as boston fans

>>74512624
I can't walk to the corner store without tripping over 15 homeless fuckers high on heroin. Seeing needles in random places is a common fucking sight. Ed Murray is a bottom bitch. Virtue signals so strong that God sends rain to help euthanize the locals

>>74507897
t. nigger and/or cuck

Let Kim Jong Un nuke it

Crop out the right half of the image. It's either irrelevant or dead teams.

>>74499398
Make it a baseball and college sports only city

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>>74499493
You could fix literally every problem with this state this way

t. WAfag