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Main Card Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Stephen Thompson

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Main Card
Welterweight
Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Stephen Thompson
Lightweight
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Middleweight
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Women's Strawweight
Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo
Heavyweight
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Heavyweight
Marcin Tybura vs. Luis Henrique
Featherweight
Mirsad Bektić vs. Darren Elkins
Bantamweight
Iuri Alcântara vs. Luke Sanders
Heavyweight
Mark Godbeer vs. Daniel Spitz

Preliminary Card
Light Heavyweight
Tyson Pedro vs. Paul Craig
Bantamweight
Albert Morales vs. Andre Soukhamthath
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which meme should he take on next? choi?
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Schaub is God
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>my picks
JUST
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press f to pay respect to mark
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Australians on pooicide watch
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WHAT DID I SAY?
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>Reem tinkles hot
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>reem tests positive
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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REEM SLEEPY


PRIDE
NEVER
DIES
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Huuuuuunt heeeeeeemed
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ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM ECONOREEM
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>Poopeelia ptfo
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pic of faceplant when

two faceplant KOs tonight
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I wanna watch Ngannou vs Overeem
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>>74506444
That's a big dose
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>>74506427
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LAWSUIT INCOMING
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CANT BE ROCKED
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I can't take Reem seriously with his voice kek
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Post the updated picks. I'm positive 70% of the casual state that is /heem/ picked Hunt.
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Brutal . . . No more eyepookes from this kid. Final fight now?
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feed reem to ngannou
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Seeing Hunt get heem'd like that makes me sad, even though I was rooting for Reem
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Lmao what a retard why didn't hunt get underhOoks?
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>now about that lawsuit
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>>74506444
>reem tests +
>hunto wins his lawsuit
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>>74506460
Now we're getting somewhere
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>Hunt: I only lost c-cause he was r-roiding

haha ok
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>>74506468
There are like 20 porn boards you autist

go and fucking post there
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>>74506444
>Hunt goes on a NC streak
might b cool
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SILENCE FOR CUB LMAO
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Based Russkie RJJ
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reem is looking bigger than I remember.....
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>>74506460
Sauce
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no ugly sheboons allowed in this thread
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>WMMA
Perfect timing to go brush my teeth and take a piss
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Didn't Dominick used to date Kenda Perez? lol he just saw her with Cub on screen. Cuckboi real quiet
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Nattys on suicide watch
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now we have to watch shitty wmma
oh boy
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>my picks BTFO already
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>>74506467

DUTCHED

DUTCHED

DUTCHED

DUTCHED
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>>74506467
>picture perfect
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>>74506503
This.
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how much is hunt making from this fight ?
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>"H-H-HE'S ON THE FACKIN JUICE"
>mfw Reem pisses clean
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There go my picks, But it was by reem ko so its ok
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lads

I'm gonna need bunda to recover from that
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Is he a meme fighter? or actually good
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who else loves british commercials? wheres the one with mini me?
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>Hunt's deleted chin

That was his last fight.
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REMEMBER TO SKIP ANY WMMA BOUTT
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I count any Australian loss as a NZ win.
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>>74506464
>overeem getting ngannou'd
please no, I want him to jabdec cain
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>tyrons wife

Damn
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>>74506511
wim hof method don't worry about it
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>>74506460
keep it up, fuck the redditers
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>>74506518
I'd heeeem her if u no wut i m3an
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>woodleys wife
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Time for /r9k/ spergs to get triggered by women lol

Watch them still stick around.
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wmma break.
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>>74505234
What the fuck is wrong with his abs?
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why would you ever pick hunt over reem, do you like losing money
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damn I didn't know GOATley was dating a Kardashian.
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>>74506554
Shut the fuck up moron
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>chozen one
>woodley wife no sunglasses too>>74506568
>>74506570
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piss break time guys, go take a leak and check out the boxing while this "fight" happens
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How much money does Hunt get if Reem pisses hot?
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>2-2 vs 3-0 WMMA fight

why the fuck is this on the main card?
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wtf i love woodleys wife now
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>>74506529
>>74506529
>overeem is dutch

Dutchmen are white
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STOP!

POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG!

YOUTUBE.COM
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>>74506538

750k to show
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woodley shorter than his girl
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>>74506503
>>74506536
reddit is for you

no board is sfw on 4chan, get the fuck outa here
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>>74506582
my thought exactly lmao
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>>74506568
>dcs wife
THICC
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>>74506545
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>>74506559
You have to respect him. most fighter in his age are retired...
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>>74506557
Fuck off.
>pic related
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>tfw you looked away for literally a split second and missed the elbow and knee

JUST desu
Everything has been JUST for me lately.
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>>74506589
WME going full retard once again
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guys i missed first 4 fights were they spicy as the rest so far
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what fight should I be most hyped for?

also why the fuck are there ads on payperview? can someone explain that to me? that seems kind of bullshit imo
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>is that Huey Lewis and The News?
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>>74506603
this is fucking disgusting 2bh
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off to a good start
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>>74506566
TRULY nothing better in this world than a PAWG
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>>74506583
Told you not to reply to my posts cunthair.
Do what you're told. Good boy.
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>>74506600

polish that belt up nigger, its coming home to the best race in 2 hours
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>>74506467
"Oh that hurt ya facking dawg"
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>>74506467
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guys the night is going surprisingly well

Wonderboy monumental headkick KO incoming

you heard it here first
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>>74506560
Reem is the superior striker. i can see ngannou get reem'd but i can also see reem get heemed
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>>74506608
which one's cheese?
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>>74506589
Why is Lando Calrissian in the co-main event? UFC is ded and has no stars.
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>Amanda Cooper

Absolutely fucking not.
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>>74506597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ZLiMe6IQo
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>>74506566
>>74506573
any mixed qt webms? asian/white light skinned nigs
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whats will all those gremlins in WMMA
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IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH
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What heem drinking tonight? Just got a 6 pack of DOS Equis XX
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I know nothing about the following fight
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>>74506626
saved with that as filename
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>>74506545
In his prime he was amazingly good, he was fighting with control of the Matrix. But he started to get old and was highly reliant on his superhuman reflexes, so his fighting style didn't age well.
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I just tuned in. Was there a bloody fight earlier in the night?
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>>74506635
fuck you
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Is Woodley's wife/gf an Iraqi Army general?
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>>74506586
yup

need to pick up some milk and bread
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>>74506632

Lmao I knew it.
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>>74506659

> t. Canadian
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>>74506626
>tony still wearing shades indoors.
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>chick fight

refill and snacks time laddies
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>>74506663

was IPA but got too full so now water
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>>74506663
Club soda and oj
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>>74506597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ

BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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>>74506632
I ain't even mad
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>>74506630
might be a little your "speed">>74506470
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>>74506675
you missed hunt vs overeem
it was bloody
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>>74506608
girl on the right , fuck
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>>74506608

>climax
>sceam
>MAGA

u in vegas for those hookers?
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>>74506608
enjoy getting beaten and robbed
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>>74506597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ1O_XgLToc
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BASED pornposter(s)

don't let the angry womyn convince you to stop posting

>>74506593
>that flag
hahahAHAHAHAHAHAH

nice lgbt country respect
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>>74506467

hello
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Who /Michigan/ here?
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>>74506545
in his prime he's one of the best ever.
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>>74506632
wew is that more than half? It looks like it but I dont feel like counting
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>unranked women on the main card
Bravo Dana
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What thicc (real thicc, not meme fat thicc) pornstar should I fap to on my WMMA fap break? Toss a guy a bone here.
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>>74506699
SAUCE
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>>74506663
water on the rocks
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NL/UK ALLIANCE...CAN'T HEEM THE REEM
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>>74506675
The Damage took a little
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Is Calvillo male to female?

>actually coming in to house of pain and meme dancing

Cringey cunt
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Woodley's mom
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>>74506559
Do you have the non replay?
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time for a 20 minute piss break
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What do you think the average IQ in /pol/ is?

I give a strong 40 points
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Amanda Booty Cooper
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OH YEAH
I THINK I'M GONNA
J E R K O F F
E
R
K
O
F
F
TO THIS FIGHT
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>>74506589
Because Kebab ate too much kebab
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Guys whenever I have to take a shit recently I get really bad nausea to the point where I'm dry heaving and nearly vomiting until I finally shit.


Anyone else have this happen?
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>"american" fighter with mexican fight kit
ah yes
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Only one choice in this.
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reminder that i like to pretend the chicks are fighting over me
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this is my kinda dyke

>jump around
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Calvillo is cute
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>>74506733
Why are you posting this in an MMA thread?
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>>74506728
>team alpha male
yes
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>>74506729
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>>74506729

One of the funniest parts of Strikeforce was Mama Woodley outscreaming the coaches
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>>74506697
>not you might think...
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a pro for 7 months and in the ufc, this should be good
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>>74506692
Cub looks like he is going to take his mom to church
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>>74506733
106
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SAY MY NAME
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>>74506741
That's what my grandma would do right before she died
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I can't wait for our boy to punk dilly on TUF just like he did conor
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>>74506741
no dude

but i always get the poos when it's time for the main event
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>>74506729
Where does she think she is? Church?
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>women fighting
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Who /Watching Live PD in between fights/ here?
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>>74506729
rafiki looking ass
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welp, time for halftime faptime now that it's a WMMA fight.
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>>74506750

Cause there are polturds ruining the MMA thread and I'm trying to give a rough estimate of their IQ.
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>>74506729
when he lost to Marquadt she was going OHH LAWD OHH LAWD
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>WMMA

Lads i think i feel one of my 15 min shits on the way
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whitey about to get BTFO
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Best walkout song tonight.
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>>74506729
Woodley's mum vs Brett Rodgers wife is the Bellator main event to make.
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>>74506741

It's just a natural part of the beautiful aging process
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>>74506731
Oh shit I'm sorry
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>tfw Lansing native

Fuck her up, Cooper.
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>>74506597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24
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Why the fuck are they on PPV
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don't you dare post spanking webms
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HALSEY!! ABC is the most white girl ever
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>>74506757
checked

>insert eye poke

this white girls song is

>LOW ENERGY
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>>74506762
sah-jay
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I would have sex with both of these women.
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>>74506699

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
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reminder
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>>74506632
Now that the fight has happened I wonder how I ever picked hunt
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>>74506764
What happened?
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Why did they promote this fight to the main card. Fuck
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>>74506764
link to the trailer of the TUF season?
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>this walkout song
heem yourself to bellator
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>>74506790
Thanks
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>>74506783
Everyone will be asleep by the time you get back
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>>74506788
damn tyron looking spicy today
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why are these two no-names on the ppv?
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>>74506771

dudeee

I've been looking for that vid forever

any idea where I can find it?
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Whats he doing in the back right now?
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WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE SKANKS
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https://twitter.com/feliceherrig/status/838233082859831296
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>>74506795

>Why are on they this thing I have never paid for

The sense of entitlement flowing through 4chan basement dwellers is astounding.
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>>74506764
What a fucking manchild. Getting bullied so hard that he might hurt his chances of a big payday
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>>74506760
>arm triagle

is it that hard to say katagatame???
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khabib btfo
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idk which ones cuter
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>>74506692
what is Roy J saying
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>>74506816
Does she have a dicc?
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I don't even hate WMMA but what the fuck is this shit? Two literal whos on a PPV?
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>>74506699
hella yucky breh
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>Cruz blaming fighters for unhealthy weightcuts
Joe Rogan on suicide watch.
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>>74506816
SAUCE
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>>74506836
literally have no idea who they are and why they're on the main card???
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Cynthia looks young af in her image, more like 22 than 29
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>>74506817
They showed Cody shoving Dillys face on the trailer
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>>74506764

>edgy

Mcgregor is never going back down to 145
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>>74506832
they look good so i dont care
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>>74506794
such a meme rapper
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>>74506741
Schaub does too
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>>74506790
Sorry for what?
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Raquel Pennington @RockyPMMA
Am I missing something??? @TeciaTorres #teamrocky #teamtiny #funtimes #memories #love #humor #tyingmyshoe #japan
https://twitter.com/RockyPMMA/status/838233267983654913
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REMEMBER TO SKIP ANY WMMA BOUT
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>>74506838
Respect brother. I see you all the time posting relevant tweets. Don't think you go unnoticed. Schaub bless bro.
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>>74506632
Jesus I had no idea this much of heem was retarded
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>>74506856
BRUH BRUH BRUH
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Could prime Bruce Lee defeat Conor McGregor?
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>>74506845
look at his tats bro, hes obviously a brainlet
>>
>>74506678
You wish fuccboi
>>
this fight and the next one will be shit
i will turn on again for Lando
>>
>pro debut
>on the main card of a UFC ppv

WME is in over their fuckin heads.
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>>74506857

guarantee you they were watching thirsty people Tweeting the weigh ins then made this call
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>>74506859

Cruz is an ancap
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>>74506771

I swear I saw that fight in a video about 12 years ago?

Time flies man. Can still hear the crunch from the punch that sends his hat flying.
>>
What the fuck is this garbage?
>>
GIVE THEM YOUR POWER FOR A QUICK FINISH

\O/
>>
Who let children in the octagon?!
>>
>Hey Mr. Anon, I'm here to meet your son so he can take me out for our fuckin date. Don't worry Mr. Anon, I won't let any other vatos touch my culo they eso STUPID! I'll be sure to suck his dick real good before we come home tonight.
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>>74506427
Will they let him use the shield in the ring? Will he have a chance then?
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I bet chrissy blairs pussy smells like roses
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>>74506816
that's a robot...
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Why does Overeem's daughter have such giant eyebrows.
>>
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>>
>>74506460

MOAR
>>
lol why is there a womans fight in the MC
>>
my stomach hurts from seeing poor Hunto go down so brutally...
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>>74506882
>>
>>74506877
ik
>>
>>74506853
>damn WME these some nasty ass cage fights but the fight game ridiculous
>>
BUILD WALL
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>>74506742
Only white people can be real Americans. And they know it, which is why they hyphenate themselves: Mexican-American, African-American, Asian-American, Indian-American, so on.
>>
>>74506816
>>74506855
>>74506855
>>74506855
>>
>>74506918
gas
>>
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>>74506918
strong genes
>>
This is fucking embarrassing.

How are people okay with this? WMMA should NEVER be on a main card of a PPV.
>>
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>Bath, MI

kek

>The Bath School disaster, sometimes known as the Bath School massacre, was a series of violent attacks perpetrated by Andrew Kehoe on May 18, 1927, in Bath Township, Michigan, that killed 38 elementary schoolchildren and 6 adults and injured at least 58 other people. Kehoe killed his wife and firebombed his farm, then detonated an explosion in the Bath Consolidated School, before committing suicide by detonating a final device in his truck. It is the deadliest mass murder to take place at a school in United States history.
>>
I never understood why it's called /heem/ and I feel left out.
>>
Does anyone care about this wmma bullshit?
>>
>>74506790
i love knee KOs

His KO over Teixeira in K1 is still my favourite KO of all time
>>
>>74506798
this is some obscure shitposting
>>
>>74506904
>Cruz is an ancap
MY BOY
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>>74506887
my ocd is flaring up mate
>>
>>74506923
Cause your mom is a trick
>>
>muh abc
white bois btfo
>>
pls finish her
>>
>>74506944
why?

I confess. the punches look weak, but it's not that bad.
>>
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Would she dominate WMMA? Female Jon Jones?
>>
first one to underhook wins
>>
>>74506944
Not these low level fights but women like Nunes, Shev, JJ, Waterson are really technical/exciting imo

Great grappling from Cynthia though
>>
>>74506918
HIGH TEST
>>
Nice jitz from the TAM girl
>>
>>74506947

That one american guy here who's going to call everyone basement dwellers and losers while fighting bravely to protect their honour.
>>
i like all 3 commentators but it feels like having 3 at once is too much
>>
Joe is cumming
>>
>>74506944
Girls rule. WMMA is great, get over it
>>
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can someone give me background on amanda cooper cos i've literally never heard of her
>>
anyone got the reem huey lewis and the news webm?
>>
>beautiful scramble
if you say so
>>
>Ah man I love it
Me too Joe
>>
Cooper is just not very good.
>>
Thanks Schaub that was quick
>>
Well at least that was fast.
>>
time for amanda bobby cooper to give up her pooper
>>
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>>74506918
her face is fine she can pluck those
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>>74506957
literally stop listening to his podcast because his ego is too big for his little talent.
>>
SHEEM TAPPY
>>
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>>
wmma break is over, quick intermission.
>>
SHEEM TAPPY
>>
Well at least this ended quick. Thank God.
>>
REEEEEEEE goofed because i dont know who these bitches even are and picked the wrong cunt
>>
>walking out to Halsey
>>
not a fan of hues but i sure do love seeing blonde bitches get choked out
>>
Done it minutes.
Thank you God.
>>
>>74506986
Anik should just read out commericals and such, his play by play isn't necessary.
>>
sheem tappy
>>
SHEEM TAPPY
Color me impressed, that was some solid grappling chops from calvillo
>>
WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW KID
>>
holy shit whose blood is that?
>>
Holy shit that was legit fantastic from Cynthia
>>
>>74506994
nvm it's no longer relevant
>>
end it's over...
>>
ah fuck i didn't pop in time
>>
>>74506999

She's not good on the ground. All her losses were by submission.
>>
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>tfw i'm texting for a free slurpee and gonna go get it right away
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sheem tappy
>>74506995
>>
>WMMA over already
nice

>>74506965
Gonna need a link for this one
>>
>>74506759
>a pro for 7 months and in the ufc, this should be good
boxers in charge of anything
>>
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>>74507005
Schaub bless brother. I am happy as well.
>>
thank god
>>
HEEM TAPPY
ABC FUCKED
Eat shit fightfu fags
>>
>>>/r9k/
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>she didn't trane 3x a week in the gi MINIMUM
>>
>>74506945
>Bath School massacre
what the fucking fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster
>>
>>74507018
Now that I think about it - heem is straight up sexist lmao
>>
>>74507047

That's a MAN
>>
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>>
About to go buy 100oz of Steel Reserve for $5.35
>>
>>74507044
laughed at that for some reason
>>
WMMA Poll

Answer plz

http://www.strawpoll.me/12465881
>>
>>74507048
yeah lol, i called that one pretty wrong
>>
>>74507035
hunts

he split his shin open
>>
>>74507025
She is mexican.
>>
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>0-2
>>
>>74506972
>female
lol
>>
>>74507047
Asian women were just put on this earth to tempt weak white men
>>
CH-CHOLA

GANGSTER FROM THE HOOD
>>
>>74507050

You are the biggest loser on /heem/
>>
>>74507043
So, not very good.
>>
such a soft spoken person
>>
>a 115er that can actually finish a fight in the 1st round

im a fan
>>
>>74506729
I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH. DURING STRIKEFORCE THAT THING WOULD NOT SHUT HER FUCKING MOUTH. IM GLAD NATE FUCKED HIM AND THE WORLD NEEDS THOMPSON TO FUCK HIS SHIT UP
>>
>THAT VOICE

SHE'S A QT
>>
joe rogan always fucking over hypes women
>>
>>74507076
Me too lad just end me
>>
>>74507062

Don't @ me you literal retard.
>>
Aw shes so cute
>>
>>74507075
i thought she was from Puerto Rico
>>
>>74507067
Isha Allah!
>>
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>>74507011
>still selling out theaters and making more in 6 months than you will in the next 10 years

for sure stay in your lane
>>
This girl has one of the most UNCOMFORTABLE faces I've ever seen.

Stank face incarnate
>>
BUILD
>>
>>74507035
BLEEEED!!!
>>
>>74507101
womens bjj is unironically fun to watch
>>
THAT VOICE

OMG

MY HEARTTT
>>
Any chance of a long WebM of the takedown attempt to roll to anaconda to back take?
>>
>>74507086
fag
>>
her voice is soooooo cutttte
>>
Why are there so many hispanic fighters?
>>
DEPORT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEPORT
E
P
O
R
T
>>
GIVE HIM A FUCKIN CHANCE
>>
POST CODY IN AUDIENCE
>>
Is Mighty Mouse gay? I've never seen him with a women.
>>
>Bisping's wife

Almost as hot as his daughter.
>>
THAT CROWD POP FOR CODY
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>>74507070
awwww yis
>>
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oh shit its the twitch streamer
>>
>>74507109
he's a disgusting bald manlet what can you do
>>
does she not know that morales already had a fight
>>
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>Triggered when women's fight lasts long
>Triggered when women's fight ends quickly

Is it mental illness?
>>
>>night of crazy comebacks
>dad Kelly is fighting
Rip shad
>>
damn even dj's arms are so short lol
>>
BisKING
>>
GIVE EM' A FUCKING CHANCE
>>
>Bisbong's autistic song playing with a fucking chair
>>
>>74507131
>Why are there so many hispanic fighters?
Fighting of any kind is typically something mainly poor people get into
Lots of hispanics are poor
>>
BASED BISKING
>>
REEEEEEE LUKAS FUCK OFF CUNT
>>
yanks are eternally salty about bisping
>>
>>74507141
he's married bruh

he streams on twitch all the time
>>
>viva mexico and a bunch of tacospeak
this is why i will always hate fucking spics. they will NEVER identify as purely american, they're always loyal first and foremost to their shithole native countries (which is ironic since they don't actually want to live there)
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>>74507115
lol being hurt from anon

you have no idea who I am and how much money I have - stay broken
>>
>>74507133
dropped
>>
kek why wasn't Dom talking when they showed Uriah and Cody?
>>
>>74507164
BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA
>>
Haha Cody attended just to make fun of Cruz
>>
>Swearing on PPV
DROPPED
>>
Another sacrificial lamb for the Just Bleed Goddess Joanna
>>
>>74507127
great minds think alike >>74507146
>>
That was fun wmma
>>
>>74507164
god bless you for this
please dont stop
>>
>>74507157
unquestionably
>>
>>74507109
He only has daughters.
>>
>>74507146
lol you can see Charlize taking a video
>>
>>74507146

Good webm dude.
>>
>>74507121

WHO
>>
lol Daniel Kelly is going to get seriously fucked up by Rashad.
>>
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Garbrandt better take care of his underwears
>>
>>74507086
this
>>
>>74507155
oh wait different morales
>>
>>74507146
Based Ausbro
>>
>>74507148
kek enjoy it m9
>>
>>74507180

that Adam's apple
>>
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GO STRAYA, KNOCK THIS DUMB NIGGER OUT!!!!!!!!!!

KNOCK HIS ASS OUT STRAYA!
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>>74507150

>man i really wish i was at home playing video games
>>
>>74507208
HEY
>>
>>74507164
is this real?
>>
why does WME make corny af promos? jesus christ
>>
what the hell is this promo music
>>
>>74507157
Women's fights are garbage 95% of the time. Only good ones involve Joanna.
>>
>>74507206

be safe, anon
>>
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no wmma goofs tonight
>>
Post Audience webm!
>>
>>74507196
man I am feeling physical pain what is this shit
>>
>>74507180
twink,twunks,twanks > fit men > trannys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>grils
>>
>michael jackson playing

nice
>>
well he's stilll my dad

yes he's still my dad
>>
>>74507192
noice
>>
>>74507148

big gulp huh?
>>
>>74507206
what are those?
>>
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>>74507208
hahah Cody looks fucking shook and confused.
>>
>>74507205
Blondie Fesser
>>
>>74507241
white women are superior in every way imaginable
>>
>>74507000
oh shit nig im dizzy
>>
>>74507230

So it is mental illness.
>>
>"[Rumble] can knock someone out with any orifice of his body."
What did Cruz mean by this?
>>
darren elkins is a savage
>>
>>74507180
No way that's a dude
>>
>>74507206
that's delayed release so if you've got a day of nothing to do but melt into your chair and watch sports then 2-3.
>>
>>74507180
might just go to Thailand, get hammered and be a massive degenerate t b h
>>
>>74506957
Having dirty stacks like that is actually against the rules of poker in a casino.
>>
Rashad always looks funny when he's heemed, pls literal who KO him
>>
fuck me, when Khabib at the hospital I swapped Mark Hunt in for Tony Ferguson in my parlays, fucked 12/17 parlays. End it pls.
>>
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>>74507208
so shook
>>
>>74507258
mmm rose is very nubile
>>
Stream my dude
>>
When Rashad came out to shook ones it was hype as fuck.
>>
>>74507177
This
Reee
>>
Got 25 on Kelly lads. Wish me luck
>>
>>74507237
Very merciful of you picksbro
>>
>>74507206
The fuck wrong with your fingernails?
>>
>>74507258
ywn protect rose's hair
>>
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>weight cutting is ruining the sport!
>Rashad should have been a MW since day one!
>>
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>>74507222
saved qt
>>
>>74507206

gross nails 2bh
>>
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BASED AUSSIE IS GOING TO STOP THIS NIGGER RIGHT NOW.
>>
>>74507278
"fuck you"
>>
>Shad should've been at 185 the whole time
>Waah stop Weight Cutting!!!!!!!
Fuck rogan
>>
>>74507132
>Trump Supporter
>Posting from Slovakia
>>
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>This song

Only reminds me of this and cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>
>>74507283
>>74507283

ufc.tv
>>
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>he's a really tough guy
>a crafty veteran
>>
>>74507278
CUTE
>>
>>74507278
Bisping's daughter memeing in the back

qt
>>
>>74507237
based
>>
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>>74507281
yeah its a real shame
>>
dan kelly is aussie
>>
>>74507278
his wife looks like the mother of dragons.
>>
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Daniel Kelly needs to see the sun. Pasty ass white cunt.
>>
>>74507257
oxymorphone
>>
Why is this RETARD spamming porn here?
>>
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>>74507278
USA USA
>>
>>74507278
You're my favourite poster on heem :)
>>
>>74507141
He has a qt wife that's 5 inches taller than him.
>>
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>>74507302
Joe is literally not that short

fuck you
>>
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>>74507303
I know, he is so happy and cute. A dramatic and poignant contrast to the brutal nigger stomping that is about occur in the next couple bouts.
>>
>>74507305
Rashad Evans is not a nigger man. He's black, but he's not a nigger. Yes, there is a difference.
>>
Fight of the night right here
>>
Reeminder that Hunto got knocked out!
>>
Man is this card good so far
>>
>>74507310
DUDE,

I'm trying to concentrate here...
>>
New
>>74507323
>>74507323
>>74507323
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>74506479
>>74506479
>>74506479
>>74506479
>>74506479

NEW THREAD
>>
>>74507307
weight cutting is severley dehydrating yourself days before your fight

rashad just lost weight over the course of his career
fucking dude won the ultimate fighter at heavyweight and he looked like a tub of shit
>>
test
>>
>>74507278
>Causing criminal damage to other peoples property

Typical english chav scum
>>
>>74507213
god fucking damn that's hot

keep em coming
>>
>run to paradise

kek
>>
>>74507278
you know bisping is a real man when he found this beautiful woman before he was rich or famous..
>>
>>74507206
me on the left
>>
>>74507344
disgusting bimbo

would love to kick her down a stairwell
>>
>>74507353
TOO SLOW
AHAHA FAGGOT
>>
>>74507352
>>74507353
fucks sake
>>
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Pray I don't alter it further
>>
>>74507345
>t. upper middle class 19 year old white kid from a 95% white suburb

FAGGOT
>>
Evans hasn't won a fight since 2013.
>>
>>74507180
Guys, is this really a tranny? There's no way, right?
>>
>>74507302
JAMIE PULL THAT UP
>>
>>74507359
Gypsy pls go
>>
>>74507403
>croatia
I like when people come from somewhere that's a joke in itself.
>>
>>74506612
lol midget
>>
>>74507266
>>74507413
I think the logic is if they're a 10 they're a dude but what in the fuck man.
>>
>>74507403
Get out of here you white nigger
>>
>>74507266
>>74507413
I got some bad news for you la
>>
>>74506433
>Didn't get his O face
You had one job
>>
>>74507462
Dont shit on Croatia they make good guns
>>
>>74507403
based slovakia
>>
>>74507462
>t. triggered gook invading Canada

Go back to Asia you fucking faggot
>>
>>74507208
kekerinos
>>
>>74507413
Yes its a tranny

Search "ladyboys in thailand walking street pattaya" on youtube to see the full video.
>>
>>74507499
>>74507491
I don't care anymore. I need to fuck that thing.
>>
zero chance that aussie beats this black dude
>>
>>74507494
>hahahhaa that Chris Rock bit from 1996 negates actually having to live around niggers!

Someday you will understand, FAG
>>
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>>74507132
>stay on ur own shit board
>>
>>74507255
>got my slurpee
>spent more on chips and shit

welp pretty much exact reason they have the promo i guess
>>
Is this the nonsperg thread?
>>
>tfw straya can't shit post his way out of this one
>>
>>74507601

Evans is fucking trash against southpaws.
>>
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>>74507650
Who are you quoting?
>Newfags can't into greentext
>>
>>74507602
>Found the white nigger
>>
>>74507530
>seething
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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