Who will win the world cup?

I'm from the future: it's the Netherlands.

not england

Probably the US again.

As for the "men"'s world cup, don't know or care

Poland [spoiler]:([/spoiler]

>>74490465
Era penal?

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>>74490554
>As for the "men"'s world cup, don't know or care

>>74490554
cuck

Begins with a F and finish with a E

>>74490593
Don't get me wrong, I don't care about the momen's cup either. I just know enough to safely assume the US will win. There's too many potential contenders for the "men"'s cup.

>>74490629
Faroe?

>>74490444
List of countriesthat will NOT win it:
>Every country that hasn't won a WC before
>England
>Uruguay

>>74490629

Finlande?

Modeste, Griezmann and Giroud rape partnership, Kante, Gameiro, Varane, Kurzawa, Lacazette, Rabiot, Kimpembe, Koscieleny, Mbappe, Plea, Umtiti.
France.

Polska

>>74490689
>not listing Dembele

>>74490719
Off the top of my head

>>74490719
He's belgian

>>74490641
Yeah but you can narrow it down to at least 6 potential winners. US won't qualify anyway

>>74490751
Think he means the one at Celtic. There's a lot of Dembele's knocking about.

>>74490689
Lewandowski, Milik partnership. Zielisnki, Krychowiak, Grosicki, Piszczek, Glik, Szczesny, Pazdan, Linetty, Kuba, Kapustka, Teodorczyk, Jedrzejczyk, Rybus
WC gonna be goood mane

Mozambique

>>74490778
>US won't qualify anyway
Good. Hopefully whoever has the broadcasting rights says fuck it and doesn't bother with tape delaying it. I want the games coming on TV at like 2AM so no one watches.

>>74490911
Won't Piszczek be bordering on 33 by the WC? As will Kuba.

PuliscGOD will carry the US to their first world cup

>>74490444
Polonia pls

or England

>>74490444
England has so many insane talent. Kane, Alli and etc. are already world class, in 2 years time no one can match them.

Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Argentina


>Power Gap

Netherlands, Chile, Wales, Iceland

>>74490629

World Cup of Dabbing, maybe.

>>74490920
Lol it will be live you idiot. Do you know how many immigrants live in the US
>>74490957
Piszczek is in great form right now. He still has 3/4 solid years in him. Plus there is a lot of youth talent that is stepping up. Zielisnki, Milik, Bielik, Linetty, Gumny, Kownacki, Stepisnki, Bednarek

>>74490689
ah the classic 2-0-7 formation

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not chile

>>74491022
2-1-7*

>>74491019
>live
At 2AM. It's in fucking Russia, idiot.

>>74491019
>Do you know how many immigrants live in the US

everyone in murrica is an inmmigrant except the natives la

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Tsuutugal

>>74490554
This. Soccer is a woman's sport.

France. Unless they go full retarded and withdraw Kante from the starting 11 in the final

>IN THE FUCKING FINAL

>>74490554
>>74491102

Americans are SETHING it seems.

>>74491050
They are 8 hours ahead you fucking moron. That means that the matches would be before noon or early afternoon. Fucking dumb cunt. American education holy shit.

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Jens Toornstra will win it single handedly. He will be the only player on the pitch

He will then give it to Rotterdam

>>74490985
>Italy
>above power gap

hahahahaha they're literally canada tier

>>74491243
>a leaf
>having any knowledge of soccer
Pick neither, faglord

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>>74491305
>throwing stones in a glass house.

Why do ameridumbs do this?

Based Poland

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LCIM will come back from retirement and win one for da land

>>74490465
A new lcim
>When?

>>74490911
I know maybe 5 players of those you listed.
This means the rest is shit and Poland will suck.

>>74491758
Or you just don't know shit.

>>74491758
A good portion of them were part of the Euros squad. You should have at least heard of them desu

>>74491330
>having a house made of glass
only in canada, I guess

>>74491920
Greenhouses, m8

>>74491920
as expected ameritrumps view the growing and consuming of vegetables to be too left wing for them

Probably us.

>>74492026
beef literally contains all the nutrients needed on a daily basis
no need to eat grass. as a leaf, this should be good news to you

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>>74492066
enjoy your heart disease, the inventor of your meme diet diet weighing 300 lbs after a couple heart attacks

>>74492112
try again, leaf
i'm 6'3", 200 pounds

>>74490985
>iceland
Kek

>>74490911
>>74491019
t. Dominic Makowski

>>74490985
What about us?

>>74492245
sete:um

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>>74491015

>>74492446
But we have Nerman 100% Jesus, The G.Jesus, Qtinho.

ME

>>74492158
Same desu

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>tfw I will never see Chile win a World Cup

2014 was their best chance with this generation of players. Fucking Pinilla.

But hey, two Copa America's and seeing 7-0 live was pretty great.

>>74490444
France
t. predicted Portugal winning the Euros

Iceland.

God I hope it will be Iceland.

Me, I will win it.

robo robben and mecha sjneider will win one for da land

>>74493331
You'll have to finger many asses for that, Gonzalo.

>>74490465
>yfw le cut inside channels all his energy to GOAT up the netherlands just one more time and bring home the cup.

>>74490465
>Neverlands
>Winning

Portugal

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Unironically Argentina. Messi to bag the winning goal in the final, permanently cementing his place as the GOAT.

>>74490444
with Vidal,we can win

>>74490641
I liked it when your under 18s men's destroyed your championship women's team.

Higher chances
-Brazil
..
-Germany
-France
Realistic chances
-Argentina
-Spain
-Italy
Possible
-Chile
-England
-Colombia
-Belgium
-Some Africa NT

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>>74494491
>Possible
>England

thanks for the laff, I needed that today

>dani fashion model alves
>"centreback" sideshow bob
>Made in China™ GIL
>"leftback" sideshow bob
>casemiro
>Made in China™ Renato Augusto
>Made in China™ Paulinho
>nerman
>literal jesus
>longshot merchant coutinho

the sixth title is inevitable
no point even fielding a goalkeeper really

>>74494491
>Some Africa NT
>winning in Russia of all places

>>74490444
Germany or France, maybe Chile if they dont choke

>>74494491
>argentina higher than chile

where are your copa americas again?
>inb4 I dont even care about copa america

well thats just you then

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>the last world cup was 3 years ago
Where has the time gone?

>>74490689
Africans and memes: the list

>>74494648
>marcelo
>sideshow bob

Really you fucking faggot

>>74490985
>Argentina
>>74494491
>Higher chances
>Brazil

No Southern American nation has a chance. I can see it coming like 2006 when two European and two African nations playing in Europe were in the semis - but not a single South American nation.

One of those four will most likely win, so Germany, Italy, Portugal or France.

The best South American nation in 2018 will be Chile.

>>74490554
>divegrass BTFO

MY MAN

>>74490444
it's coming home

>>74490444
With Benzema, Gignac, Evra, Sagna gone and Payet benched the cup is ours already

It's between Argentina, Brazil, Germany and France

The one with less injuries will win

My money is on Brazil's redemption. Germany I doubt will be able to defend the title, Argentina is too filled with chokers, France let it slip to fucking Portugal in a final at home so I can't take them seriously. Everyone else are memes.

30€ on Italy

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>tfw England's chances have got worse with every WC since 2002

Certianly not whoever wins the Confederations Cup in July

CC 1997 winner: Brazil
WC 1998 winner: France

CC 1999 winner: Mexico
CC 2001 winner: France
WC 2002 winner: Brazil

CC 2003 winner: France
CC 2005 winner: Brazil
WC 2006 winner: Italy

CC 2009 winner: Brazil
WC 2010 winner: Spain

CC 2013 winner: Brazil
WC 2014 winner: Germany

>>74493967
You must be new here.

>>74490465

será penal?

Belgium would win easily if we had a fit defense just one time

Alderweireld - Kompany - Vertonghen

With Meunier and Carrasco on the wings

>>74495816
The chances of Chile winning to Argentina in the Copa America were like one in five. But it happened. It's just like Leicester winning the Premier League

>>74498549
Better chances now with Slippy G no longer playing to be honest

Brazil

>>74494515
back off my man

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Considering our best player was out and we still won the Euros...

Plus we'll have Nelson "Cafu" Semedo instead of that midtable trash Cedric

PorTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgal

>>74500838
You are right, Moor, for once

But Cedric wasn't that bad

The problem will be Raphael Guerreiro as a midfielder

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>>74492447

>>74500280
Come on now, everybody knows that Vidal only listens to regueaton.

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Laughing at everyone who thinks >we are even gonna qualify for the WC

>>74494491
>possible tier
>some Africa NT
t. didn't watch the Africa cup

>>74499737
>tfw Belgium wins one before us

>>74499498
No wonder Germany is sending a z-team to the competition.

>>74490554
tpbp

>>74495816
Stick to murrican sports, m8

A lot of teams in CONMEBOL went to shit lately, you'd know if you followed WC Qualifying. Most managers are scrambling to figure out what to do as each match comes along.

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>>74490444
>Bet in 2014 that I would have a gf by the 2018 cup
>Tfw no gf and the cup is only a year away
Should I just end it?

>>74490444

Unironically Belgium. Aiden Azzar will do what LCIM couldn't for neverlands and will score the only goal between >de gay's legs in the finals, cementing him as the 3rd best player of all time.

Portugal

>>74492801
CHI

>>74496777
Lol wut? States don't play by themselves and they aren't nations. It's called the USMNT. Although it'd be cool if Florida had its own national team.

1- Spain
2- France
3- Portugal
4- Argentina

5-8
Brazil
Columbia
Italy
Mexico

>>74503857
m8, I dont think that the Kraut implied any such thing

>>74504371
>spain
>portugal
>argentina
lol

>>74504371
No belgium?

>>74490444
Candidates tier
>Brasil(great form right now, great players, they are who they are)
>Deutschland(great players, always consistent)
>France(a lot of good players in very good moments of their careers)
Have chances tier
>Argentina(messi might do magic, maybe we could unfuck our midfield)
>Italia(le players overperforming in big tournaments meme)

>>74502674
Netherlands will have another two generations at the top whilst FIFA FC Belgium will meme their way to a semi at best.

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russia (or else you die)

>>74493307
Iceland still have a chance of making the Playoffs, maybe World Cup. 3rd in their group, behind Ukraine by 1 point, Croatia by 3.

>people not considering Germany one of the favorites

They'll do quarters at least, it's inevitable and you know it.

Possible winners in no order:

Argentina
Germany
Belgium
Brazil
Chile
France
And Italy I guess, because like Germany they somehow tend to meme and magician their way far into competitions sometimes.

>>74507252

I forgot Spain. Them too

>>74496777
Germany - Italy
France - Brazil
>that flag
>that post

Which meme country will make a surprise run to the quarters/semis?

I'm going with Poland

>>74507252
And Portugal mate.

>>74507750
unironically US of A

>>74491659
>Robben will somehow retire and make his comeback in the span of one season

>>74507750
Brazil

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>>74490554

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Who will embarass England this time?

>>74490911
Even mexico is better

>>74507689
Are you retarded or just pretending to be dumb?
Brazil was kicked out in the quarterfinals.

Are bongs even human?

>>74490444
trips confirm flag that wins the worldc up

>>74514277

>Implying we'll qualify
>Tfw we do and Rooney is still in the team

Euro 2016: Hart
WC 2014: Slippy G
Euro 2012: Italy were just too good for us
WC 2010: Pooney
Euro 2008: lel everyone
WC 2006: Pooney
Euro 2004: Refball

>>74507781

Can't draw your way out of the group stages at the World Cup m8. Not yet anyway.

Well you technically can if all other games in the group end in a draw but you score a lot of goals as well.

But highly unlikely.

I would say us, but G.Jesus got a big injury recently and i don't know how he will come back.

So the same as always, Germany France or Argentina.

>>74503421

>Roberto "what is defending" Martinez is their manager

No chance. As soon as they come up against a well rounded team like Germany or Spain (or Wayols lel) they'll get dicked hard.

>>74514325

Sure you can
1. 2-1-0
2. 0-3-0
3. 0-2-1
4. 0-2-1

>>74514339

I fucking hate you health pack

>>74490465
Usa

Australia will win their maiden world cup

Argentina

>>74514339
Italy did that once, in fact.

France

>>74490444
Hello non-American friends

I'll assume you're all new here as not one of you has followed the standard procedure for when an American makes a post/thread about football. Allow me to teach you how to deal with this situation in the future.

So you've encountered a confused and angry American posting inane and dangerous opinions on a subject they know nothing about? don't panic and don't try to educate them as you will only encourage them to continue. All you need to do is reply to them with the three short lines of text below and you will improve /sp/ for not only yourself but everybody else as well.
>That flag
>This topic
Opinion discarded.

If its not just an American post within a football related thread but an actual football related thread started by an American, just change the third line of text from "Opinion discarded." to "Opinion discarded, thread closed and hidden.".

If you've accidently read an American post/thread about football and find yourself in agreement with what they have posted, remind yourself of the infinite monkey theorem and follow the standard procedure.

Feel free to save this post to teach other new friends in the future and remember... only YOU can prevent Americans ruining football.

>>74491101
shouldn't that be >Portsuuuuuuuuugal?

>>74503857
South America is a continent you fucking idiot. He was not talking about states. Please be b8

Hungary

2018 It will be unironically our year

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>>74490554

t. arby's spokesperson

>>74502749
Germany wins no matter what team they send.

>>74507252
without conte italy will suck hard

>>74515395
Who is that slag? And why do I feel a sudden urge to eat roast beef?

>>74514464
Fuck off, Mohammed.

>>74490554
>this post

>>74515775
but it's literally >our year
you know, 12 years pattern and all that
watch Belotti carry us to the final and then choking the last pen

>>74490444

For me, it's the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.

>>74490689
Walters, McClean and Long rape partnership, Arter, Hogan, Duffy, Coleman, Murphy, Hendrick, Clark, Keogh, McGoldrick, Brady, Egan.
Ireland.

>>74490985
If Wales lose to >us this month they probably won't even qualify

Argentina wont reach semis, Brazil will do well as in not getting butt raped but wont win, semis at best, final four could be something like France Italy germany Spain, depends on previous draws but those are my top 4 contenders, Belgium might reach semis on lucky draws, Netherlands will die in Quarter at best, or might not even get out of groups, portugal will disappoint after their euro win, Mexico and Chiles are the team you meant in qurater but you wont remember after because they were just a step for real contenders, solid teams to go there but don't have the team to go further

italy will pull a surprise final appearance against france

portugal will implode completely

>>74490969
cheeky

>>74490689
>Kante
>Mbappe
>Umtiti
>Kimpembe
is that congo?

>>74517649
>Putting Chile on the same level than México

Hmmm. Does 7-0 in the latest important tournament dont said anything?

Based meme uruguay using high energy mate meme magic. Screencap this and we talk next year.

>>74496777
the autistic muslim strikes again

>>74492801
Same here. Our biggest chance was 2014 by far. We still play good sometimes, but i have too many doubts

>>74490444

Beiranvand

Rezaian
Hosseini
Pouraliganji
Milad

Ezzatolahi
Hajsafi

Jahanbakhsh
Shekari
Dejagah

Azmoun

2018 is the year la

>>74504371

>spain
>n.1

Wut

>>74497789
>Gignac
Can you take the gypsie back please, he had his meme season now hes just holding back the team

My candidates:
Germany
France
Italy
Brazil (they are playing 100% Jesus)
Chile (We tend to choke hard on World Cups, but why not?)
Argentina (They can always meme themselves into winning a World Cup)
Portugal (maybe)

>>74490629

FportugalE

>>74504371

Mexico in the Top 8?

No mention of Chile

No mention of Germany

>>74514316
>Euro 2012: Italy were just too good for us

Italy was pretty good in '12 though desu

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>>74490444
Its his time.

If repeating digits Ronaldo will win the world cup and Messhit will forever live in his shadow.

>>74521100


>My candidates:
>Germany
>France
>Italy

Safe choices

>Brazil (they are playing 100% Jesus)

Chili please

>Chile (We tend to choke hard on World Cups, but why not?)

Sanchez leaves Arsenal and then carries Chile in the WC

>Argentina (They can always meme themselves into winning a World Cup)

Not high on Argentina. If Messi wins a WC though Ronaldo is BTFO forever.

>Portugal

Will get BTFO in the group stage

>>74526962

This is why people think American posters are literally Meatwad from ATHF

>>74490444
if rat king doesn't retire by then, then uragay

>>74514290
My bad, it was Portugal.

I'm assuming Portugal and Italy are the African teams?

>>74514316
Kinda shows how fickle we are when its always one scapegoat from one game that is the only reason the whole team couldn't do anything about it.

>>74490444
Canada