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>Scores after 27 minutes
Köln - Bayern 0-1
Dortmund - Leverkusen 2-0
Hoffenheim - Ingolstadt 1-0
Mainz - Wolfsburg 1-1
Bremen - Darmstadt 0-0
>18:30 CET
M'gladbach - Schalke (Part 1)
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first for schalke
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DAFUQUE
does obama have the nike arrow sprayed on the sides of his head with red paint?
cant imagine puma allowing that desu
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>Update
Aubameyang (20 goals)
Lewandowski (19 goals)
Modeste (17 goals)
Werner (14 goals)
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>>74487943
thx based torschützenkönig-anon
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dembele did such a good job setting up that play too...
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FIGHT
AND
WIN
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>>74487943
>Lewandowski
More like
Lewandoofski
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :-D
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>>74487943
who's the top scorer (goals + assists)?
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WHAT THE FUCK OBAMA
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>74487981
yer mum
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>Aubameyang
now he even misses easy tap-ins, nice
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>>74487981
I'm just gonna guess and say Dembele with 20.
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Lelwanfraudski is such an overrated meme.
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>>74487981
Lewandowski. 19 goals + 3 assists.
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>>74487981
pretty sure its Le Wandowski
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>weigl + royce + dembele
rate
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>>74488010
thanks
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beini :-DDDD
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>>74488014
8/10
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>>74487981
Lewandowski (19 goals + 3 assists = 23)
Aubameyang (20 goals + 1 assist = 21)
Werner (14 goals + 6 assists = 20)
Modeste (17 goals + 2 assists = 19)
Forsberg (7 goals + 11 assists = 18)
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>>74488027
thank you
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>>74488014
I rate: Triple 2017/2018
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German referees are incredibly embarrassing. He might as well start wearing a Dortmund jersey.
Next up: +0 minutes injury time
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>reus winning any trophy ever
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>neverkusen tactics is literally let's throw ourselves on the ground and dive and hope ref refball against dortmund again
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Boy, am I sweaty right now.
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>>74488066
lol you have no clue about what you are talking about
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>>74488066
Leverkusen are lucky they still have 11 men on the field.
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>bellarabi got his shirt number tattooed on his arm
bit weird
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>>74488027
>Lewandowski (19 goals + 3 assists = 23)
*22
but thank you otherwise, keep it up based update anon
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its really heartwarming how jelly all the customers are of ECHTE LIEBE. money cant buy you everything :^)
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>>74488077
they need a new manager
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LOL >the state of dumb frogposter
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@74488078
really makes me wonder, you know
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>>74488066
>Buyern don't even stop when it comes to false flag tactics
meh doesn't surprise me at all.
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oh no please royce, no. dont be injured again royce. please.
PLEASE
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Holy shit
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>dat collective tumbling
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rues NEVER WON A SINGLE RELEVANT TROPHY
let that sink in, monkey
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>>74488110
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>>74488110
hehe
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chicken noger pls
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>dembelel
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>>74488100
thats not really trophies
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>>74488128
>german championship
>not relevant
back to aleppo ahmed
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oh my.
here we go.
royce injured again for 6 months.
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>royce ded
pls no
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>>74488149
he never won the bundesliga you retard
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>>74488141
holy shit you are still alive
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>reus injured
oh, it's that time of year again
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>this city of royce
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>it's a Royce seems to be getting into good form and gets injured again episode
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why can't reus stay healthy?
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>neverkusen killing dortmund players again
huuuuuuh
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what happened with Reus?
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>>74488173
wow, you're right, not even the German cup
Reus is literally JUST, the player
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>>74488115
>>74488150
>>74488162
>>74488179
>>74488188
>>74488197
>>74488204
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Bayern and Dormund pretty much in rape mode for some weeks now.
Dortmund of course choking away 2-3 goals per game that could have scored more.
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And the ref easily baited again by Dortmund. Incompetent. Pathetic.
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>Götze is a World Champion, 5 times German Champion, 3 times German Cup winner
>meanwhile Reus has won nothing in his career despite being the better player
life is so unfair
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bellarabi was good in 2015
then nothing
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nice stream died
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>replacing a winger with an 18 year old goalkeeper
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>>74488220
casual detected desu, but i forgive you.
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>Roiß
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>>74488269
He's a fucking mudslime nigger. Not surprising at all.
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>>74488274
Tuchel does it again the madman, seems like he's really looking for that Barca job
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>>74488273
my stream was acting funny
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>>74488273
http://www.247hd.info/hd3
you were using the rojadirecta acestream?
>>74488268
but götze was very good while at dortmund
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>>74488299
maybe you were watching comedy central
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It's not fair!
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>>74488274
>Der Kapitän muss tatsächlich raus.
did he actually doubt it?
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>>74488251
they are doing it quite smart imo. It seems like a revenge for the game in the hinrunde. BVB taking hard challenges, but without mindless kicking, they bait Leverkusen to do stupid stuff.
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>>74488292
cool down on the racism haha
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>>74488299
why?
>>74488310
yep I was
thanks
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>>74488268
Reus won our hearts while everyone hates Götze
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>>74488312
>German humor
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>>74488320
>>74488274
what happened to Schmelzer anyway?
Is he jobless, now that Guerreiro and Durm are able to play?
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>>74488332
I don't know but Its working now
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>>74488346
yeah, i'm sure that's going to be so great for Reus when his kids ask him someday what he has achieved in his career
>"w-well kids, i-it's not about trophies you know, i-it's about winning over the hearts of t-the people, who now don't even know who I am anymore"
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>>74488319
tfw too smart to not get injured
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>>74488312
maybe
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>>74488392
>"w-well kids, i-it's not about trophies you know, i-it's about winning over the hearts of t-the people, who now don't even know who I am anymore"
im 100% sure you are a customer and have not a slight idea of what football really is.
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>>74488380
It looked like he was going to get played as a LCB in the cup. Might have been fun to see.
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>>74488380
he has schnupfen
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>>74488268
>not adding "UCL champions" for more salty
you had 1 job
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ANY UPDATE ON THE STATE OF ROYCE YET?
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>>74488431
metabolic disorder
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>>74488419
wut?
götze never won the champions league
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>>74488431
>STATE OF ROYCE
you mean city
>>74488445
they are friends, but not the same.
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>>74488392
ive read an interview of iniesta where he said that the best part about winning the WC was when he saw that 9 months after the win there was a slight but still noticeable rise in birth
football isn't just about trophies, making people happy is also quite important
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>>74488413
>t. underachieving loser
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>>74488326
Sure but the referee still has to follow the rules. This is a Heimschiedsrichter if I ever saw one.
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>>74488392
Yeah I am sure they'll think their papa is a loser after he spoils them with the shit ton of cash he has earned in his career.
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just saw the mainz goal
wonder what the wolfsburg defender thought about as he fell down
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>>74488468
dont try lad. hes a customer of bavaria munich and has not the slightest idea of what football means for the people.
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>royce probably muskelfaserriss again
oh boi.
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>>74488066
>>74488475
werent you the swiss that was a dortmund supporter?
I have seen hard challenges from Dortmund and clear/stupid fouls from Leverkusen, but maybe Im bias.
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>>74488493
>will we ever reclaim constantinople?
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>>74488570
there were two swiss guys
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>>74487885
hello
1. Is this /bundes/ ?
2. If yes who /bayern bis in den tod/ here?
3. BERNAT BERNAT BERNAT BERNAT
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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I new this would happen once Reus was out
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>le city of defense
tactituchel is in rage mode for a good reason.
embarrassing.
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the most dangerous lead
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>dortmund's defense
EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAO
I love this club
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>Reus out injured
>Dortmund collapses
ah yes, it's that episode again
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>>74488611
It's like even when they're having a good day overall, they still manage to shut off for long enough, so the opponents can get a goal.
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>>74488570
>werent you the swiss that was a dortmund supporter?
Nope
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>>74488622
It's embarrassing really. Tuchel was furious. It's been like this the entire season, how do they not learn from their mistakes?
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pulishit
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>>74488689
will save the daay
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>dembelel
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>dembele
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Jesus Christ Demelel
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holy shit dembeleeee
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>dumbers
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>dembele debying Pulisic a Great American Goal
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>>74488770
BUILD IT
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>it's a dortmund wastes a dozen 100% chances and concedes in the last minute episode
I hate those.
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refball
damn racists
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Boring thread
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>not sending this cheeky motherfucker off
...
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u r boring
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good job keep this up and dortmund will run out substutuions
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>WAS MACHT IHR HIER?
>SACH MA WAS MACHT IHR HIER?
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who /looking forward for press conference/ here?
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Jesus fuck, this ref.
Leverkusen should be down 2 men.
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>>74488811
this
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>>74488806
Hier \o
Tactituchel will give a great show for sure.
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SHAREHOLDERS
ARE THIS MAD RIGHT NOW
LMAO
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Dat glorious Lahm turn.
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got £500 on bayern munich -1.5
how blacked am i?
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>renowned ref expert asked on the situation with dembelel and bellarabi
"yellow-red wouldve been the MINIMUM"
and hes fucking right.
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>this fucking refball
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>>74488874
wrong thread m8
>>74466527
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>>74488898
>being this new
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pulishit A SHIT
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commentators won't stop talking about pulisic
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Aubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA
OBAMA
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dembélé is so good
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>>74488916
dont do this.. pls dont
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>shit form
>Another Brace
>Obama
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>UPDATE
Aubameyang (21 goals)
Lewandowski (19 goals)
Modeste (17 goals)
Werner (14 goals)
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MURDERBALL BTFO
O
BASED
A
M
A
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SUCK THIS, FAGREF!
#Uliswronginvestment
>74488888
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Thanks Mr. President
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>>74488959
>>74488962
What happened?
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What would Dortmund do without Puligod?
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Too big to fail!
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>UPDATE Scorer Ranking
Lewandowski (19 goals + 3 assists = 22)
Aubameyang (21 goals + 1 assist = 22)
Werner (14 goals + 6 assists = 20)
Modeste (17 goals + 2 assists = 19)
Forsberg (7 goals + 11 assists = 18)
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>>74488988
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>>74488986
STOOOOOP
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>>74488986
FILTHY FUCKINT WHORE SHOWING OFF HER SHOULDER LIKE THAT
FUCKING WHORE
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>>74488988
I don't want to know
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>>74488998
>>74489000
Fuck you! She keeps the kemme away!
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You now remember kagawa played for manure
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Shots on/off target:
>BVB 8/3
>B04 2/2
Fouls:
>BVB 6
>B04 18
Yellow cards:
>BVB 0
>B04 5
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rekt
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>Kagawa
It's over. Win confirmed. Possibly another two goals incoming for Dortmund.
The secret to his success? Ramen.
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what a fk
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this defense just keeps collapsing
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da fug
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>>74489000
fuck off Yusuf
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I guess it's time for me to step up
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>this defense in general
what does tactituchel mean by that?
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Does anyone have van-purrrrrrrsie.jpg ? From 2014 World Cup
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What would bundesliga be without Gremio?
Why don't you buy Luan already?
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You now remember Dembelel's miss
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>>74489031
thanks for reminding me
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PROGRAMMERS BTFO CARMAKERS
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TOR IN SINSHEIM
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Leave vizekusen to me
*dabs*
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Anyone else not really support Dortmund but want them to score more goals to see more V Juice pica?
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USA
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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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>>74489059
TYBP
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PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
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>Pulisic
The secret to his success? Freedom.
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>>74489089
i guess you posted before him scoring?
nice timing m8.
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Puligooooooooooooooooooooooooat
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PULISGOD SAVING THE CITY OF DORTMUND
BASED AMERIGOD DESTROYING GERMANY ONCE AGAIN
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>Trump gets elected
>Pulisic scores
COINCIDENCE?
>>
USA
USA
USA
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UUNSEER GAANZES LEEBEEN
UUNSEER GAANZER STOOLZ
OLEEEEE OLEE OLEEE
NUR DER BVB
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PULISICH
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>>74489123
Yep
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>>74489115
literally Reus' fuckboi
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when did pulisic get a tattoo?
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>Puhlisic
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>BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI >BURKI
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>>74489115
>Borussia (Preußen) Dortmund scores
>DESTROYING GERMANY
wot?
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>>74489143
Why does it have the Apature Science symbol
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>>74489140
I just noticed it today so no clue
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>>74478218
Nice
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how is that not a yellow for martinez?
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BASED elite schurlle time wasting sub
30M euros well spent lads
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>getting a tattoo
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inb4 cannon fodder trash like Ingolstadt and Darmstadt prevent the deserved HIV relegation AGAIN
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ERA PENAL
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Durm's had a pretty good match overall.
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>>74489194
Ingolstadt won against HSV
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PENAL
E
N
A
L
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>>74489179
>elite schurlle time wasting sub
not only that
EEEERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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>inb4 miss
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Le Heimschiri decision
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kek this match
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P E N A L
E
N
A
L
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>german refs are bad
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dafaque pulishit ded?
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What was the get btw >>74488888
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>Pulisic casually dying out of nowhere
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Press F to pay respekt to roger Schmidt
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>>74489179
letting Tuchel sign players was their biggest mistake.
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>>74489212
uuugh so close
i was really hoping for a miss
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>medium celebration
>pulishit shattered
well...
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lel what the hell happened to Pulisic?
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>>74489239
WHORE! WHOOOOOOORE!
SHOWING OFF HER FUCKING FEET LIKE THAT WHILE GIVING ME THAT LUSTFUL SMILE! FUCKING WHORE!
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>>74489257
>Dembele
>Guerreiro
you are wrong anon!
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can we agree that Toprak is another colossal waste of money
>muh tough guy
>muh leadership
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>>74489239
Nice feet
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>>74489280
this
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>>74489281
gtfo you customer
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>>74489278
Amir is cracking
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>>74489277
he got hit in the back with the ball
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>>74489276
ribery is one of the biggest cunts in history of football. would fit perfectly to real madrid.
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>>74489257
he wanted toprak and bellarabi but leverkusen wouldn't let them go. shirley was zorcs idea i bet.
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>>74489230
>Markus Merk called from the Führerbunker that the decision was correct so it must be correct
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Thanks Franck
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>>74489280
both scouted long before Tuchel arrived. now Schürrle is a Tuchel transfer and it was fucking retarded and everyone could see it.
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>>74489283
thanks
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>>74489290
dortmund is doing Leverkusen another favor
like when they sold Kampl for Castro
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MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP MÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP
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>>74489320
Schürrle is Tuchel's toy boy and very important for his mental state, insider knowledge
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>>74489281
Toprak was like the third best CB in the league last season. He doesn't cost much either. Better buy than Schürrle or Götze.
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BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SHIT
neeeeeeiiiiiissss
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>alreadyded.jpg
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>>74489245
espn lat commentary made it perfect for a comfy morning.
Also
>neverkusen
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>Neverkusen
lmao
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portugal shitting themselves rg atm
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>>74489345
was i the only one who watched the Atletico game?
or this one?
>6 (six)
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>>74489367
>figo incoming
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>lead 6-2
>still disrespect the other club
yep, typcal shareholder attitude
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G U E R R I R R E R R I E R R O
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>>74489368
MOAR VJAY!!!!
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>>74489382
NO U
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WEITERHIN
U N B E S I E G T
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KINGS OF THE NORTH
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where can i watch the press conference?
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>>74489368
NOW SHE'S SHOWING OFF HER BACK THE FUCKING WHORE!!
I CAN PIECE HER ENTIRE NAKED BODY TOGETHER IN MY MIND!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHOOOOOOOOOORE
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>Aubameyang is 4 goals away from last season's record
how does he do it
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>>74489407
obviously by being served/assisted from dembelel
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>>74489407
wait for the tap-in
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>>74489407
Luck, to be perfectly honest with you
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I wish to enter this thread to post one thing. Christian Pulisic.
Thank you, have a nice evening.
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>>74489418
you too
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>>74489418
>have a nice evening.
so should you.
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>>74489407
>people thought Dortmund made a mistake when they told Lewy to fuck off
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>>74489407
Literally waiting for tap-ins and scoring every second of those chances.
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>>74489388
ETZALA ZELDER SPIELNE
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>>74489418
muh american messi
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i reckon that i have 7 points in the Tippspiel today
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>>74489439
>they told Lewy to fuck off
his contract expired lel
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>>74489379
leverkusen deserves every disrespect anyone can mount up against them.
they are just as bad as frankfurt, but do not have the excuse of being a fahrstuhlmannschaft.
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>>74489464
so aubameyang ties messi now
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I just came here to say that German refs are worse than Austrian footballers.
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>>74489488
keep in mind that a Bundesliga season consists of 34 matchdays
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>>74489418
>score a goal
>suddenly die after a benuldy
I love how CONCACAF players in europe can't stop being memes, seriously that helps making my weekend mornings great.
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>>74489418
please come again! we are always needing more people from other countries here
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What happened to Bartra? He's good all of a sudden. Is this Tuchel Tactics magic?
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>>74489464
kinda unfair considering the buli has 4 games less
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Watching the athletics and considering eating early today.
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>>74488806
>>74488831
>>74488851
>>74489401
https://www.bvbtotal.de/
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>>74489524
its dortmund finaly being able to put a consistent back 4+goalkeeper on the pitch. also: guerrero.
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Haha, time for the first episode of the M'gladbach vs >schalke miniseries
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>>74489553
Try again without autism please.
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>>74489534
the factors are arbitrary too
Ligue 1 has got the same factor than the Cyprian league
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The prospect of Liverpool - Arsenal doesn't excite me.
"Track and field", as the Americans say, is supremely comfy.
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>>74489464
>lel liga and bundeshit have the same factor as based epl
k
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Just a shame it already finishes around 2100, but I guess I can find a documentary to watch afterwards.
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>blogmark
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
@74489577
shit bait
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>>74489577
>t. jihadi john
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>>74489464
>cavani
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>>74489543
>I pay money for something I can watch for free later
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>Obama is finished
APOLOGIZE
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>>74489616
Where can you watch it for free?
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>>74489577
>this flag
>this post
Just giving you a (you) for those dubs.
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>>74489619
he has to play well against Benfica to redeem himself
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Gladbach: Sommer - Jantschke, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt - Herrmann, Kramer, Dahoud, Johnson -Stindl, Raffael
Schalke: Fährmann - Höwedes, Badstuber, Nastasic - Schöpf, Goretzka, Stambouli, Bentaleb, Kehrer - Burgstaller, Caligiuri
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>>74489564
austrians stopped being funny when razor stopped posting.
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>>74489623
on youtube
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>>74489652
>t. razor
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>Meisterschaft is alrwady decided
>Absteiger are basically already decided and HIV won't be amongst them
kinda shitty season
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Time to watch Liverpool - Arse
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>>74489680
this season is one of the best in years, you casual
>b-but muh entertainment
>>
>>
why dont you decide to die early?
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>all these goals
I almost feel good about waking up late
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>>74489439
Fucking THIS!
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>>74489730
implying entertainment isn't the sole reason why people watch other people do things they themselves can't do
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>>74489677
meet me at the local ubahn-station and see what happens. i am wearing a red schumi-hat.
no tactical retreats, preiß.
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>>74489716
>>74489716
banter bowl 2017
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>>74489733
how do you call track and field then?
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>>74489730
my club plays in the 2. bundes so tell me one reason why I should watch bundes if not for entertainment
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>>74489821
tracken and fielden
>>74489838
tactics, players, coaches, etc.
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>>74489821
Atletik
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so, how dead is Reus this time? any news yet?
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>>74489975
Fractured ass
out for 9 months
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>>74489975
fractured shares
out for 09 months
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I like the Sky interviews with the refs
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i don't
do not humanize the enemy
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>>74489975
Eternal butthurt
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>>74490012
>>74489990
why do you have to show the world that we germans indeed have no humor?
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>>74489975
paper cut, out 12 weeks
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shut up
and dance with me
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>>74490174
>t. Reus
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>>74490174
Those were actually kinda funny. I've seen worse.
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this explains so much.
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>>74490432
fat smurf.jpg
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Reus will not play against Benfica
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>>74490432
his plane for Malle leaves in two hours
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>>74490520
*sells shares*
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This is Emre Mor's big chance to get a red card in an important match for some braindead action minutes after getting on the field.
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>>74490520
fug
will Schürrle replace him?
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>Gierisch
>>
i fucking HATE the sky sports "topspiel" bullshit SO FUCKING MUCH
stop with those fucking annoying graphics
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>>74490770
they are sponsored by bwin
it's just marketing
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how is this marketing?
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Just got back from the junkyard lads what have i missed?
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nothing yet
gladbach pressuring at the start creating some problemos for schalke, but then nothing
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ok thx hun
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now you missed a goal
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fug
>>
>SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE
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DÖP DÖP DÖP
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wooooooow i am bad luck
at least based usa man scored tho
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you better fuck off then americlap
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Do girls also watch porn? Do they also watch gangbang stuff?
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yes they do
alot of girls like gangbang and bondage
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>schalke
>>
damn son you can get 10.00 odds for schalke right now
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BASED HORSIES
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schalkes biggest problem is their crosses
they suck 9/10 times
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digits confirm Hunter comes on and scores a brace
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>>74491357
I dont think I could date a woman that had fantasies like that. Even if its just fantasy/porn, it would gross me out and eat me up inside knowing she had fantasies of basically some strangers cock just using her and pumping in her as a filthy fucktoy.
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Stina Troest about to run <3
>>
liverpool
>>74491347
yes
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thats not how it works famalam
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>>74491503
lovely
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ERA PENAL
>>74491487
are you lesbian?
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ugh...who is supposed to score that one
>>
NO ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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YES!
Stina qualifies for the final
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i hate penulties ugh...
thank god he scored. heart racing as fuck
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>>74491549
robert lewandowski
>>74491553
just started with true detective season 2
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BASED BENTALEB
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hehe you saved my shitty pic
CUTE
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BENTALEB
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>74491545
no
how do people cope with that?
>>74491545
how do you cope with that? or no gf anyway?
I guess love is overrated, couldnt love someone like that.
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>>74491619
did you save my advice about b****** i posted a few months ago?
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>>74491567
Season 2 is trash 2bh. 2 contrived 4 me
season 1, on the other hand, may well be the goat tvs eries
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>>74491672
i dont like it yet either. let me see
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>>74491657
mh? i guess not
>>74491635
its just fantasies mate. deal with it. you watch porn too, but its not like you want to fuck a stranger every day do you?
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Only a matter of time before Gladbach gets another 2bh
>>74491657
>memeing about nationality
int l
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nice one, Johnfail
He shouldnt eat so many burgers
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>>74491790
what should he eat instead
>>
yer mum
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nice refball.
>>
liverpool
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>>74491805
Sauerkraut und Bratwurst ofcourse
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>its the actress from that woody allen film and the pilot movie
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>>74491790
You've got it wrong, he has not eaten enough burgers
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pretty sure i am a better footballer (technique) than höwedes although he plays every day for his entire life
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>>74491273
Wait is that Lena?
>>
do you think you will still post here if you have a son?
me? yes
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anyone else feeling like schalke is actually too bad to make fun of now? I miss the "mit Keller in den keller" era, so good memes. Galatasaray game, never 5get.
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>>74491853
okay
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>>74491750
cant cope with it m8, its there, in my head, cant think of her as something loveable anymore, it kills als the romantic feelings knowing that.
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>>74492064
>yfw they barely avoid relegation this season and still will play CL next year because of winning the euro league
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>>74491750
>but its not like you want to fuck a stranger every day do you
of course
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>>74492064
I remember when they beat RM
>>
please respond >>74492037
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finally a proper cross. ofcourse by kehrer.
hart in die mitte, thats how you do it
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i would post here if i had a kid but im not sure if i will ever have one
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>>74492411
thanks
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FIRE SCHMIDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHMIDT RAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the commentator has a frosch im hals.
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Gladbach WILL get the W!!
>>
now that was a nice cross
>>
wow that was a pretty good goal
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>schalke
>>
THE AMERICAN
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Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp Döööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööp
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DÖP DÖP DÖP
>>
AMERICA WINS YET AGAIN
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>Schalke
>>
>schalke
>>
bentalebs goal. yet again. KATASTROPHALER FEHLPASS IM SPIELAUFBAU
so eine scheiße lernt man in F JUGEND MAN
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OH FUCK HAHAHAHA GET REKT SCHALKE
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>SCHALKE
AHAHAAHAHAAH
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>Schalke
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>schlacke
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fuck
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how have we ever deserved such suffering?
when will it ever end?
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you know what really pisses me off
the opponents are never actually good, but schalke makes so many RADICAL mistakes it's easy AS FUCK to score
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>>74492932
what about last wednesday?
>>
applies aswell. bayern wasnt THAT good. yes they were aggressive and attacked early on, but the goals were results of MASSIVE mistakes
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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lmao these subs
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>>74492970
nice delusion
>>
Feels later than 20:00
>>
>tfw gladbach gets to have so much fun in the next 2 weeks
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go rewatch the game. if you still dont agree you literally have no clue about football
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>>74493002
yeah, feels like 20:02
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raffael you fucking nigger
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>>74493038
>german humour
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>>74492970
>I swear >schalke is a good team they just do several massive mistakes per game that lead to them conceding goals and fail to create good chances themselve
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>schalke
>>
RIPin peace schalke
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lel
>>
>KNALLKE
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>>74492970
>>74492932
>>74493020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i did not say they are *good*
they make the opponents look good. you lack reading comprehension
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>Schalke
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>>74493002
hmmm funny that you say that today
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>>74493017
how many goals will gladbach score?
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>>74493109
>just a bad day, la
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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every goal today proves me right.
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>>74493109
they make >schlake look even worse
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>>74493129
Why
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Based Hecking
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how long til jupp comes out of retirement and saves schalke?
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with the loss of Naldo, weinzierl has to change the system. 3er/5er kette doesnt work with badtsuber+höwedes. both are slow as fuck and cant play football
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>>74493215
never
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Official >Schalke thread.
>>74493112
>>74493112
>>74493112
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>>74493233
APOLOGIZE
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>>74493251
Sörry.
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NOOOO
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who will sign Goretzka? He's too good for >Schalke
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>>74493182
its been a special night for me because i went to bed at 5:30am and stood up at 9am and dont feel tired to this point. i was afraid id sleep until noon and miss half the saturday
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bayern obviously
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>>74493288
gladbach
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>>74493290
I see, and I know the feeling.
Good that you didn't end up wasting half the day by sleeping, yes.
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>>74492802
>>74493074
>>74493251
good posts
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>>74493333
good digits
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>>74493333
thanks also nice numbers
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they arent even trying to score another goal
pathetic display
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>>74493333
Checked.
I worked pretty hard on them, glad you appreciated them.
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the EL matches will be pretty good
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>>74493371
are you watching the game on tv? which channel is broadcasting it lad?
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Going to finish fixing me car and then do some other stuff. thanks for reading my blog and I hope you have a nice evening
byebye
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>>74493417
ESPN
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poor little
>schalke
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>Schwalbke 04
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why does he dive there? it was 100% goal if he goes for it
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when does mahmoud score lads
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>>74493596
on thursday
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he scored yer mum yesterday
twice
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>>74493617
next season at Dortmund
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>>74493629
>twice
nice
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so there is 15 minutes to play. they are 2 goals down. and they DONT EVEN TRY with everything they have. einfach nur peinlich
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>schalke
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>yfw >Schalke vs Union Berlin in the relegation play-offs
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>>74493831
>When you realise that Schalke is 2 points above Bremen
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>>74493831
that would be absolutely glorious
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yep, thats abstiegskampf
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>>74493791
>all those shit teams
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APOLOGIZE to the US
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>>74493791
>HSV leaves relegation zone last matchday and puts Schalke there
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>>74493333
checked
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>>74493911
i want to fugg her
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in my first four years on three chins i thought mentioning post numbers and using dubs and trips and quads as replies to posts is childish and annoying. same applied for anime images.
but over the years anime and post numbers grew on me and now i embrace them
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ok
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>>74493831
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>>74493978
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>>74493942
>>74494028
and i want snuggles but i get struggles
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fuck off monkey
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>>74494051
leave this place, huezil
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stop replying me freshcunts
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>>74494176
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i have something to confess: i told a group of people that i will participate in a kickabout tomorrow but i secretly hope that nobody else wants but one other person so that one other person says "alright fuck it lets kick it some other time" and i dont have to participate in a kickabout tomorrow.
right now my plan seems to work, the only thing missing is the one person saying fuck it because everyone else told lame excuses instead of simply saying "im not in"
im not a bad person though because i would go play tomorrow, even if its just the two of us.
i can say no, but this time wasnt the time to say so
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>>74494280
just tell him that your on you're period
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>>74494280
>im not a bad person though
Can you really say that? I don't believe you
If you are here you are a bad person
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what is a kickabout
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>>74494321
what makes a person a bad person
>>74494351
kicking the ball around on a field of grass, bonus points if you have goal posts or even actual goals
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oh i see
but thats great. why wouldnt you want to go play some footy????
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>>74494373
are you 13 or somethng
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>>74494272
Lol
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>Die TPSG Frisch Auf Göppingen ist ein Sportverein aus Göppingen in Baden-Württemberg. Der Verein wurde 1896 als Turnclub Frisch Auf Göppingen (TC Frisch Auf Göppingen) gegründet.
What a silly name for a sports club
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>>74494387
i like to spend my weekends alone in my appartment. i put myself out there enough during the week. plus i use the weekend to rest and recover my muscles from all the strength and cardiovascular training i do. id have to ride my bicycle to the kickabout place too
>>74494407
no
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Athletics almost finished for the day.
Now I have to figure out what to watch next.
There's Farcelona - Celta Vigo or maybe I should find a film somewhere.
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just retarded
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>>74494444
checjkked
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>>74494455
watching schlag den raab currently but i might switch to Lion.2016.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi.
cant get myself to watch Eyes.Wide.Shut.1999.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4, The Conformist (1970) 1080p BRrip_sujaidr.mkv or Un mondo perfetto.avi
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>>74494492
Well I'm happy to see you decided to get the Conformist on my recommendation.
You will get around to watching it at some later point.
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you sound like a douche
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its raining softly
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back from jogging
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>>74494859
how many Kms?
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>>74494884
I have no clue. I ran for 28minutes. Mabye 6? Maybe only 5, I dont know
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last time i played soccer was 6 years ago
rate
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>>74494492
>Eyes.Wide.Shut.1999.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4
mate watch it th-thanks for listening to my recommendation btw
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1/10 ur fat
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>>74495000
chekd but i am actually not fat
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sure thing fatty
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>>74494921
How come you don't keep track of the distance you run?
Well anyway running at.. average speed I guess maybe it's 5 km or more
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fk u
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hehe
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>>74495058
t. fatty
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>>74494859
nice
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>>74494935
2/10
>>74494961
mmmm dat tom cruise who cant be bruised. im tempted. im just so _SCARED_ that it will be a meloromantic taytay fuck
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>>74495039
>How come you don't keep track of the distance you run?
only faggots do that or you happen to run a distance you happen to know, like from one end of the city to a new city. usually people tend to run through the woods
back in the days i did the same. had a forest and all in my backyard.
whats it called if you answer questions by always relating to yourself?
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>>74495482
what?
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>>74495564
sorry
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i have birthday tomorrow
AMA
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or dont ask me anything thats fine too
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night
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Hello I just came back from work.
>lelverkusen
>Roger Shit
hahahahahaha
>>74495925
How old are going to be?
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25
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>>74495925
Happy birthday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKPbXXbtWY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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cute
thanks
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>>74495925
Are you going to have a party today?
A good friend of mine has her birthday today too btw.
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no i will go play footy with the lads and then kaffee&kuchen and dinner with family
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good good
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>>74495925
Are you going to get any presents and if yes, what did you wish for?
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>Liverpool won 3:1 against Arsenal
I think that I'm going to lurk /arse/ now.
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>>74495925
HOPPY Birthday my german friend (unless you're the bully)
can I ask you anything?
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i wished for a new Bartschneider. mine is kinda outdated and walking dead
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i might be the bully tbchwy
you can ask anything, but i wont answer anything
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>>74499841
Iktf, but my parents got me a new one for christmas.
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My questions:
Where do you get your ideas from?
When will you stop being a bully?
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I bully here on a regular basis too.
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i am pretty sure i do not bully (except for denmark)
i get my ideas from my brain mostly
also i ate KFC too yesterday
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I never ate at KFC.
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Same
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the taste is very good to be honest
sure it's debatable how the meat is produced but the taste itself is great
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Excuse me miss. Is it true that this guy >>74500206
bullys you on a regular basis?
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>miss
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>>74500450
When it comes to fast food I'm more of a Gyros/Döner man
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I will make fish and chips off some cod my dad has caught one of the next days.
I don't let anyone bully me. They might think they are doing it, but it doesn't penetrate.
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>penetrate
i see what you did there
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>I don't let anyone bully me. They might think they are doing it, but it doesn't penetrate.
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very interdasting
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nice pic hehe
good night
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yes good night here too
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