/cric/ - the cricket

autism

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

who /consideringhomosexualityasalifestyle/ here?

>>74483897
melbourne?

Are Australia ahead in the game?

What's the pitch like goys

Great pass there by Wade to Warner

>The utter state of English bowling
We flattered this Indian batting lineup so much.

>>74483941
Poopeelians are currently 176 behind. BTFO hard

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this semen slurping sport isnt for me lads

>Australia on an absolute rampage across India and /cric/ is a library

Where was you when /cric/ is kill?

>>74484035
/cric/ posters are all out with their friends, it's a saturday night

>>74484035
i prefer /cric/ without the football code shitters

>>74484035
The BSKs bullied the poopeelians away back to #reddit

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>>74483895
This is getting boring now. Find a new gimmick or fuck off.

>>74484039
it's 5:30

Places don't open till 11

Lyons on a fucking rampage

So lads, are >we playing well or is India playing shit?

I reckon the latter but Lyon has been very good today

misses the bat he is out
htis it he is out

how good is lyon

either inside edge or lbw kek

onya bike rahul

>>74484091
If we hadn't dropped Rahul when he was on 20 India would be on the ropes completely.

I think we've done well. Our Batsmen just have to play less worse than India's.

fucking gorn

>>74484103
whoops, dunno why i thought it was rahul

Oh boy, another game of "slap your dickie when the third umpire says "rock'n'roll it""

>Australia kings of the Indian conditions
>Master of the DRS


Will Poopindia ever recover?

third umpire goes through all the process to find the ball hits bat first

brett lee says the ball hits the pad and wants to see the replay

was he even watching?

>>74484104
Gonna be a tough ask.

>>74484138
Marsh brothers will both score double hundreds i swear

last digit is how many wickets down Australia are at stumps tonight

>>74484137
he wasnt watching when his missus went walkabout thats for sure

>>74484148
I believe it

>>74484150
rude

what's the best free cric streaming site? crichd.info is the best I've found

>>74484159
it's generally easier to just look up which british channel is airing the match you want to watch and then find a stream for that

Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with australias batting

P O O D
O
O
D

India dead

>ishant

kek

Based Gazz

Shane Warne on pooicide watch

India on pooicide watch

>>74484189
t. Mr Marsh

fuck off now this cancer looking fuck will be in the team leeching for another year

>8-50
Based Chemo

LYON ON A HAT-TRICK

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LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED EARLY
>INDIA

POOPROLLED

>>74484058
>west coast is best coast

189 is a significant improvement for India.
credit where credit is due

>>74484186
thanks, just skysports I suppose?

Is Lyon, dare I say it, the greatest spinner of all time?

>>74484228
It's usually on skysports 2 I believe

>>74484228
Sky sports 2 familia

>India only lost the first Test because of the toss

Lyon done good guys

>nathan lyon will take 300 test wickets in your life time

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Gaz is a lucky man

indians on pooicide watch

>>74484228
it's either a skysports or bt sports channel. this match is on skysports 2

>>74484247
Out of his league

>>74484247
not nice garry

How much more play is there after the innings break?

>>74484267
you make jokes but if she lost 100kg she would be

>His name is titerally pronounced POOjara

You couldn't make this up.

>>74484282
20ish overs

So an hour left lads?

>>74484302
>Called Jayant Yadav
>Is 5 foot 10

>>74484309
Sharma can only bowl 8 maximum tonight

G O A T
O
A
T

australia 10-10 screencap this post

1 wicket for none

kek

KEK

>not opening with ashwin

>2fast bowlers
Kek, and I thought pissrat was a good capitano

how badly has kohli been /EXPOSED/?

>>74484383
virat "leave the ball and wickets fall" kohli

>>74484383
>school bully not so tough since being molested

>India 186
>Australia 6
BTFO

Will Warner manage to get himself out before stumps?

>>74484234
>>74484235
>>74484259
danke
looks like skyspoorts streams are down so I'll stick with crichd

>>74484396
is will warner related to will smith or steve smith?

oi cunt above me try cricfee.sx

>>74484403
http://cricfree.sc/update/skys2.php

>>74484396
Will Warner is an actor and director m8

I've been using this all day

http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1

>A """city""" pronounced POO-ne.

kek
KEK
K E K
E
K

>>74484434
no wonder they're on pooicide watch

Indian people are fucking ugly lol

>>74484452
kek the cameraman heard you

>>74484407
looks a bit delayed and I'm too autistic to not watch live cricket

>>74484431
seems better thanks

>born in Yorkshire
>holds an Englel passport
>moved to Australia at 10
>chose to play for Australia

Englel utterly BTFO

>>74484461
How will they EVER recover?

>>74484461
That's ok, there's plenty of youngsters named Mohammed lining up for an Englel test cap.

KEK

>luddite commentators

>>74484458
>seems better thanks
Now my stream is playing up you cunt

What redball do they use in india?

>>74484461
>Moved to Poo Peeland first
>Settled in GOATstralia
PP utterly BTFO

>>74484473
muh lovely cricket stories

what are some good Indian companies to drop a few grand on and wait for superpower status to kick in?

>>74484480
SG

>>74484484
>could only stand living in Poo Peeland for 3 years

KEK

>>74484488
Just buy an index fund

>>74484488
india cements

>>74484488
something something plumbing something

>>74484488
indian toilet companies
one day they will learn

>>74484488
Poo Petrolium.Inc

>>74484497
T. N srinivasan

Usaama el-Atallah
Naseer al-Sheikh
Daleel al-Zamani
Naadir el-Bahri
Maaiz el-Saah
Thaamir el-Tahir
Abdul Fattaah al-Zaidi
Baahir el-Nasser
Maaiz al-Farag
Ameen el-Ibrahim
Raaji al-Imam

>>74484475
using your wifi as well hope you don't mind x

>>74484517
Cook's still going to be opening lad

India is the worst #1 team since Pakistan

DROPPED

>>74484488
If you're serious about them being a legitimate superpower then invest in the currency

what's worse;
indian fielding or indian fields

Did anyone catch that qt near the guy with horizontal yellow striped polo

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REMINDER that this is a 10/10 in Englel.

>>74484517
>no indians or caribbeans
where's the diversity?

>>74484544
change number 9's first name to Nig to add more diversity and a Ukip voter

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>>74484554
>UKIP voter

Renshaw outscoring Warner?

What's going on?

>>74484580
Renshaw is the next Bradman

>>74484590
What draft is he going to dodge?

Brett Lee is so stupid it hurts
>theyre Picking him off
>0/4
K Brett

>>74484591
The AFL draft, they want RenGOD as well.

>>74484597
Still better than Warne

>>74484597
Brett Lee and Matthew Hayden can't commentate

All the great Aussie commentators dead, only one I like is Bill Lawry and he doesn't travel alot because of his health. Hussey wasn't too bad when he commentated by dumb channel nine thought KP and Clarke were better.

>>74484612
Pointing is the best living Australian commentator

Lee is just spewing clichés
He is without doubt the worst commentator I have ever heard period

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>>74484642

>He is without doubt the worst commentator I have ever heard period

>>74484612
I couldn't stand bitchy pedo. I'm glad he's dead. I always had to mute the telly when he commentated poopeelians games.

Tom Moody is without a doubt the best Australian commentator by far

>>74484497
kek

>>74484784
Alotta nerve

>>74484784
very funny michael

@74484659
trying too hard mate

KP
Clarke
Warne (not allowed within 20 m of Clarke)
M Hussey
Taylor
Nicholas

#elite

lmao @ india

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74484891
Smith shits better deliveries

>KL Rapool
>A Pookun
>CA Poojara
>V Pooli
>AM Rapoone
>KK Poo
>R Poowin
>WP Pooha
>RA Poodeja
>UT Poodav
>I Pooma

>Poodia

>>74484246

>tfw you die when he is on 298

Why are we so shit at cricket?

>>74485077
not enough diversity on your team

Goooooooood morning

Anyone got a link of any post- day interviews?

>>74485116
https://soundcloud.com/abc_grandstand/bangalore-d1-nathan-lyon-w-gerard-whateley

Take away KL Rahul.
And, Indian batsmen average 8.00 this series.
Extras average 9.67.

>>74485087
Pls send over some Big Strong Bogans.

>>74485179

Will E. X. Tras score a century?

>>74485186
Extras are things like dental, optical, physio, chiro and remedial massage. ... The type of extras cover you have will determine how much of the costs will be ...mate

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>>74485184
I don't speak Pajeet

Could you please explain to me what he meant by this?

>Quetta Gladiators will turn up on the field for the Pakistan Super League (PSL) final with a significantly altered line-up to the one that has seen them through in the first place. On Saturday, the morning after they discovered their opponents for the game in Lahore on Sunday, they secured the services of five foreign players to replace their contracted roster, none of whom were prepared to travel to Pakistan for security reasons. Their XI will feature a combination from Bangladesh's Anamul Haque, South Africa's Morne van Wyk, Zimbabwe's Elton Chigumbura and Sean Ervine, and West Indies' Rayad Emrit who have all agreed to travel to Lahore. They are not quite like-for-like replacements for Kevin Pietersen, Rilee Roussow, Luke Wright, Tymal Mills and Nathan McCullum but organisers will be relieved that they do at least have an overseas contingent to rely on for the final.

Jeez, now thats what I call scraping the bottom of the barrel

>>74485324
stupid idea hosting it in Lahore

>>74485343
How can you have a 'Pakistan' Super League if it is never played in Pakistan though?

desu if I was a semi-professional cricketer I'd go if they were paying me $50k for it. They basically have an entire army protecting you

Nair looked the best of the lot, why wasn't he playing in Pune?

>>74485390
I wouldn't
there was a suicide bombing when zimbabwe tried to play there in 2015

>>74485405
Bullshit. How long does it take you to earn US$50k ?

>there was a suicide bombing when zimbabwe tried to play there in 2015
Not denying that there is a huge security risk. Just saying that the stakes are so high that they will protect the players with a literal army so that they won't come into any harm

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can someone decipher this for me?

>>74485422
Half a year.

I would have gone to Bangladesh, but I wouldn't go to Pakistan. Chances of getting ahkbar'd are too high to justify only $50k.

>>74485422
>Just saying that the stakes are so high that they will protect the players with a literal army so that they won't come into any harm

When the Sri Lankans went there in 2009 and were attacked by gunmen with automatic rifles the law enforcement just ran away.

>>74485442
Why bother lying on the internet?

To earn $50k USD in 6 months you would have to be earning $200k AUD before tax /year (marginally less if I bothered to factor in the tax-free threshold)

If you were earning that much you wouldn't be on the cricket subsection of a Chinese imageboard.

>>74485487
I make just over 100k AUD before tax, I said half a year since that's the closest round figure

>>74485524
So you're earning over $100k but you're so stupid that you don't understand what exchange rates or taxes are?

right, didn't realise I was conversing with a sparkie. my mistake.

what's the difference between marmite and vegemite? and which one is better?

>>74485602
They're both biological weapons made to kill unsuspecting foreigners.

>>74485602
One's Australian one isn't
Vegemite is better

>>74485655
so, marmite is the australian one?

>>74485567
Earning 50k obviously means that you're going to be taxed on that 50k
I didn't bother with exchange rates since I honestly couldn't be fucked

You are genuinely autistic

>>74485661
Vegemite is Australian

Marmite was made in England from memory

Oh I get it haha funny

thanks :)

>>74485230
Harbhajan was a decent bowler. Now he's just a cunt.

>>74486114
>Now

>>74485230
I hope this will be the new "England Expect to Win Against 'Mediocre' West Indies"

probably won't though dunno if Australia can win this

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ok which one of you is it?

https://www.instagram.com/p/smFrOkzfpP/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDwit8ryEA
why is he so based

>Australia
>GOAT again
everything is right with the world

>>74487423
had a good long laugh at this
couldn't have happened to a better bloke

what the fuck happened? are india just garbage against an actual spinner? and even then in total honestly lyon is solid but not amazing

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orgasmic

>>74488358
Lyon was bowling the best I've seen him do in quite some time and having SOK bowling tightly on the other end helped him out too

Ultimately it was nothing special from Australia though

If you asked me what went wrong for India in Pune I'd say a pitch that turned too much for the Indians but just enough for SOK and a complete disregard for Australia's spinners and batsmen when playing spin.
I don't know what to say about this test,

>>74487423
I have honestly never had less respect for a player than when this happened and Rahul immediately told Kholi it was plumb but he still reviewed anyway

What a fucking ego

>>74488828
pure desperation, he knew the rest of the batting line up would fall over

i sleep late one day and miss this opportunity to shit on indian cricket fans...

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>le don't offer a shot man

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>>74489040
Wassamatter with you; did you really spend all night celebrating the England win?

just woke up

when is the dvd rip of the new star wars coming out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcrfw-MVJnI
lots of good shots of the mong

Please don't insult Indian
cricket team.. They r learning
and fighting hard.. They r also
progressing day by day... First
they scored 105 then 107 now
189... :p Next 200 then 225.. :D

Why Bangladeshi cricket fans
celebrate India's defeat.
As a Bangladeshi I will narrate our story.
From the beginning , India is trying her best to harm, undermine BD cricket in both overt & covert ways.
1. India is the only team that did not invite Bangladesh to play match on their soil until 14 years of her getting test status. Even all time great teams like Australia & South Africa had invited Bangladesh long ago.
2. When Bangladesh lose test match in 3/4 days to stronger
& more experienced opponents, Indians ex cricketers, commentators, media mercilessly criticise Bangladesh team. Make bitter mockery out of our performance. Although , in abroad, India lost many test matches in 3/4 days. and swallowed some innings defeats also.
3. Opined many times that Bangladesh is
not qualified enough to play test match and our test status should be canceled.
4 At India's initiative, ICC forced last two test playing teams in ODI ranking to play with ICC Associates to confirm a place in world cup final.Again, India's target was to harm & humiliate Bangladesh.
4. ICC which according to many, is actually the abbreviation of Indian Cricket Council, have introduced two- stage test system at Indian pressure. In this case, Bangladesh is the target.
5.Dirty umpiring against Bangladesh in quarter final against India in the last world cup in Australia.
6. Even Bangla speaking kolkata people nakedly supported Pakistan, India's no one enemy in the match between Bangladesh & Pakistan in last T-20 world cup held in India.
7.The most dirty & ugly conspiracy India made against Bangladesh in last T-20 world cup held in India. India engaged two of their loyal & slavish ICC umpires to declare the bowling actions of two Bangladeshi bowlers illegal to destroy our morel.
we can tell many more reasons why Bangladeshi cricket fans are celebrating India's defeat with ecstasy .

>>74490466
>From the beginning , India is trying her best to harm, undermine BD cricket in both overt & covert ways.
India are the LITERAL reason why Bangladesh got test status over Kenya

>>74490466
Now it is wake up call for India to respect & cooperate with Bangladesh in all affairs including cricket. After all, area wise, we may be a small country, but we are one of the largest nations in the world. So respect & count us as you do in case of a Pakistan.

>>74490466
Wow what did India ever do to your country? They're peaceful vegetarians, have you ever heard of Gandhi?

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7.The most dirty & ugly conspiracy India made against Bangladesh in last T-20 world cup held in India. India engaged two of their loyal & slavish ICC umpires to declare the bowling actions of two Bangladeshi bowlers illegal to destroy our morel.

bangladesh is so poor, they cry when someone destroys their mushroom.

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>>74490478
>India are the LITERAL reason why Bangladesh got test status over Kenya
India are the LITERAL reason why Bangladesh is even a country.

>>74489122
>le can only score runs in india man
>le leave the straight ball man

>>74490478
this, but don't expect uneducated brown people to know objective facts, surprised they can use a computer

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Can you guess the song on #1?

>>74494202
Jesus's of Favela

who here thinks an innings defeat is a certainty?

1. Me

Is Dravid > Tendulkar the ultimate patrician opinion?

>>74496421
probably, you'd be lynched in India for saying that though

>>74485423
I think it's trying to say Sri Lankan cricket has now devolved to the skill level of irrelevant ODI exclusive countries?

Sehwag > Dravid > Tendulkar

>>74496421
Depends... does patrician mean try-hard contrarian?

>>74496421
No way la

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hokkei

>>74496421
No, But ponting > Tendulker is.

His absolute ELITE fielding puts him ahead. Probably a better captain as well

>>74485487
It's plausible, there are few places on the internet where one can take refuge from normie filth, I earn 1,000,000 Hong Kong dollars a year before bonus and cop only a 15% tax rate

>>74496421

basically the next 5 players behind Tendulkar on all time runs were all better than him, dulkar just started when he was 16

Ponting
Kallis
Dravid
Sanga
Lara

>>74498220
>Probably a better captain as well
>Probably

>>74500469
Only Ponting and Lara were better bats. I'd have Kallis>Tendulkar but only because of his bowling. Dravid was a marginally better Test batsman but Sachin's ODI record puts him ahead. Sachin is better than Sanga.

poo

/cric/ on dead poomoonity watch

>>74498220
Tendulkar was a far more complete player

Ponting shit himself every time the plane landed in Asia

>>74500469
There is NO more pleb opinion than rating Sangakkara

>DUDE STATPAD AGAINST BANGALDESH AND ZIMBABWE LMAO XDDD

Kys

Aussie spinners are embarrassing India in India and /cric/ is dead.. Is it over lads?

when does it start lads? did a quick google search last night and it said 14:00 aest which sounds about right

>>74504398
3pm in the relevant states

India need to find a couple of chunky Sehwag types, too many skellingtons in their lineup

>>74504398
3 pm if you're in nsw.

>>74504419
>>74504460
thanks

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>"Smith is not in the same class as the triumvirate of Root, Kohli and Williamson. He is a glorified Voges."

>"Australia's performance in Pune was an aberration. If India prepare a proper wicket it will be one-way traffic."

Andrew Miller, on the most recent episode of Switch Hit.

What did he mean by these statements lads.

>>74504398
starts in 65 bings

>tfw you unironically don't want it to start

>>74504116
Tendulker was a far more complete batsman, but Ponting was by far more of a complete player.

Pontings fielding was as much of a game winnner as his batting was.

According to cricinfo he averaged 42 in asia and 42 in europe, so sure he was a homebabby but 42 isn't complete shit.

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>waking in the timeline where Nathan Lyon took 8/50 in India

What a time to be alive

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>>74504613
>williamson

>>74505189
>Tendulkar

Also, he was a wicket taking bowler. Much more vital than Ponting to the team. Although, he was a horrible Captain.

>>74506114
>46 wickets in 200 matches
>averaged 54
>strike rate of 92
>"wicket taking" """bowler"""

It is literally impossible for India to take it at this point without one of the biggest collapses in Australian cricketing history right?

Put $15 on Renshaw to get out first la

>love cricket
>hate /cric/

What do?

>>74506284
More wickets than Ricky lad

>>74506755
Biggest collapse in the last two or three months perhaps

>>74506755
stop talking about cricket or you'll jinx it

>>74506949
this
we're due for a collapse soon, it's been a while (since November)

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Morning lads

What's funnier between Ratt Manshaw and Wavid Darner?

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miss these days of cricket 2bqh

less poos more roos

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74507116
Mlen Gcgrath

That's the sort of first ball i like to see.

>>74507470
I first balled ur mum mate

>>74507497
D-dad?

>>74507578
get me a beer son

crickeGODS

ugh I wish Australia would hurry up and win this is soooooooooooooooo
slowwwwwwwwwwww

Someone get that stupid fuck with the vuvuzela away from the mic.

>>74507649

My mums new boyfriend has his own and plays it anytime a cricketer hits a for or six

>>74507649
sounds like a dying goose

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so how does a burger get into this poo sport
>doesn't show on our cable
>have never seen an ad on tv
>literally know nothing

>>74507709
kermit reckons baseball is better so just stick with that mate

post that pasta

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Your favourite cricketing body?

Mine is Shane Warne (circa '91).

Shane's Physique in the early 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally thick frame and his ample stomach mass really complemented this. Great defined love handles and body girth that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved of his body was the rugged odour of beer and cigarettes. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find myself watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any wicket celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch, especially his agressive sledging of opposition batsmen. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The reveal of his wrong-un never ceases to excite me. Warney will forever be my 'boy toy'

>>74507709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU

This is a test though so the game is for five days.

Also, just streams or move to somewhere within the anglosphere.

has a batsman ever refused to walk after being given out? would be funny to witness

>>74507868
yeah me ama

>>74507709

http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1

>>74507868

Harbhajan once refused to walk after being bowled by KP.

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How is this happening guys? Did >we get too cocky and underestimate poopeelia?

thanks

>>74508041
australian superiourity is the only eternal constant

Is David Warner modern cricket's greatest homebabby?

How good does someone have to be to maintain an overall average of 50 when they're completely shit in every country but one?

>>74504613
LITERALLY how can anyone have an opinion this shit?

>>74508069
well he is australian....

>>74506755
Australia are batting last, so you'd need at least 350 to be comfortable on this pitch
I don't think there's much of a chance

COLLAPSE

Time since David Warner last scored a Test Century away from Australia
Zoom
862 days
20708 hours
1242535 minutes
74552102 seconds

>>74508101
screencapping this post for 3-1 to india la

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>74507054
there was some article on collapses in cricinfo the other day and apparently Australia is the most prone to them these days. >we are literally worse than Pakistan these days

>>74507269
based richie

>>74508162
If you can't remember at least 3 humiliating collapses within the past 5 years than you are a casual

>>74507709
apparently willow or something like that carries cricket for big strong americans

>>74508207
Two against South Africa, about four against England and one against India off the top of my head

Virat should try that glare he does down the Wattle Glenn shops and see how long he stays alive

>>74508406
this

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>>74508406
he wouldn't dare when a 6'3" hulk of a man is staring him down

>>74508465
how many times do you think he's shitposted about manlets

Steven Smith fidgets more then the neighbors kids when I stare at them

straffoGOD

>>74508465
Didn't realise he was 6'4"

>>74508465
>didn't realise
>has dozens of posts made about his height

not so very subtle

t. straffo

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missing threadcunt lads

>>74508717
I got him permabanned just before Australia Day. Was fucking hilarious

apparently those jabbering sounds the Indian players make is actually a primitive form of communication

>>74508717
>tfw the real threadcunt from the /gong/ killed himself last year in a schizophrenic episode

Anyone know which nipple pump Ashwin is using?

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Post your setup

>>74508874
fark me that looks comfy.

>>74508874
need help to post a pic lad?

wtf is wrong with smith

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>Ishant making fun of mentally retarded children

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>>74508874
should buy a new mousepad tbqh, at least it works though

>ishant making fun of smoths autism
kek

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sum up this test series in one pic

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>>74508973

you need a new keyboard as well

>>74508967
kek
Smoth is a special one

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>>74509016

>>74509016
>yfw bowling to an autist

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>>74509016
Is ishant elite?

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>>74509016
>mimicking an autistic kid
not good ishant

>>74508874
As of right this moment? I was planning to clean it up today..

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>>74509070

>>74509070
elite meme yes elite bowler no

name a better meme cricketer
>protip, you can't

>>74509160
remember when everyone thought he would be an elite bowler?

>>74509070
Ask punter, hell tell ya

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>>74509016

kek lmao

WASTED REVIEW

>>74509187
>english genetics

this looks out

>>74509168
kek, i just looked at his numbers and he so average it hurts

based virat

>>74509227
kek

jesus christ.

lmao at all these casuals that think australia can win

where did the indians go

>>74509313
still here m8 AMA

All these casuals who think Ishant's figures aren't pretty good for a seamer in India

>>74509326
what do your parents think of your taxi driving career

>>74509326
How much do you hate Uber?

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>Shaun Marsh at 4

Whæms't've ever thought that as a good idea?

>20 (90)

Nice """""""run scoring"""""""

>>74509326
what good bargains are there at 7/11?

>India leads by 128
KEK
POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH

>>74509521
your mum

>>74509421
me