/heem/

lizard

Bisping suffering from depression

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>wmma

when will this meme die

What does Dana White do exactly?

>>74481487

When you get a girlfriend so never.

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>bisping's a """bad""" champion

he's one of the best underdog success stories in ufc history

perennial gatekeeper on the other side of his prime, and on short notice he definitively stops a guy who used him as a stepping stone

Khabib is a piece of shit.

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Woodley vs Thompson
Vannata vs Teymur
Evans vs Kelly
Hunt vs Overeem

Optional Bonus Fight:
Calvillo vs Cooper

>>74481564

Bisping sucks. He's a slightly better Ross Pearson.

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>>74481487
That's a comfy webm

>>74481580
my 1000 other shitposts aside i'm pretty bummed

i wanted tony to win but knew it wouldnt be easy. wanted to see the khabib meme exposed legitimately, and if he won fair play to him

>>74481487
>>74481597
>friends hanging out
>dana in background shitposting on twitter

>>74481588
>Ross pearson as the LW champ

What a timeline that would be

>>74481433
;)

Khabib was clearly having a bad weight cut, can't believe you memers thought he could out-cardio Tony for 5 rounds :)

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Khabib plz....plz Khabib...

Whats with contemporary mma and fight cancellations? Its happening way too often these days.

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He'll save 209

>>74481642
He's fighting Jake Ellenberger in April.

>>74481636

USADA and IV bans are fucking up the weight cuts.

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>ufc didnt care about finding a replacement to fuck tyron's payday

such racism

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>>74481583
Why didn't you add my picks goof?

>>74481690
i did, check again my buddy

>>74481698
I see what you did you cheeky bloke.

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This is #1 Bullshit

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new woodbedded fellas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izy-M4TtFrM

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:^)

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who does foreign man refer to here

>>74481800
upvoted and saved

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I know deep down that Schaub has a plan for Khabib, and the rest of us.

You just have to have faith in Big Brown.

if khabum is still your boy you need to get the fuck out of /heem/

What an awful imitation. Apply yourself.

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UFC??? If I wanted pay $20 to watch two dudes beat the shit out of each other for glory I'd run down to the Kwik-E-Mart and toss a couple bills in front of the local homeless.

Conor was right about Khabib, as well as Aldo. Pull out merchants who would just waste his time if he agreed to fight them.

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>>74481855

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>>74481841
>Imitating the guy from Coral Springs
I wonder where it all went wrong for him

>>74481840
He's the only unbeaten championship contender boy I have left.
I cant forsake him now.

You know I post is bad if ya gotta say it twice.

>>74481865
>making an opponent deal with your sweaty chest hair

should be illegal t.b.h.

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This guy no pay money. Team money. 50 dollar.

Belt change him.

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>>74481865

>40 posts
>17 posters

The absolute state of this thread

>>74481890
bisping is a more legit champ than d.c.

i dont care what fucking contenders you beat, you gotta beat the champ to be the champ

good luck with that dead thread. your timing sucks

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bisping doesn't get the respect he deserves desu

>>74481932
What has he done to deserve respect? Beat up a bunch of grandpas?

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I don't get the respect I deserve desu

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>>74481893
If I take off those sunglasses, will you die?

>>74481901
At least DC fought the #1 contenders.

>>74481943
knocked the hairline off luke rockhold

wasnt a fluke and exploited a very specific hole in luke's boxing

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>>74481932

>Bisping is gonna beat Silva, Rockhold, Henderson and GSP IN THAT ORDER
>still won't get it

>>74481943
Piss your low income bitch ass off. So tired of these /r/mma dorks hitting on a guy getting MONEY, does that make you jealous

>>74481800
this. his only real win was on an unsuspecting Rockhold

>>74481932
Anderson and Hendo beat him

>>74481951

Biggest fluke since GSP/Serra.

What else has he done?

>>74481874
>muh undefeated
this isnt boxing

>>74481968
Bisping had 3 rounds against Silva and 4 rounds against Hendo

>>74481969

He got KO'd by Anderson and then beat him. That's pretty impressive.

>>74481968
Bisping whipped Anderson's ass for 20 minutes. Anderson had a couple kicks and a fluke knee

>>74481985
Anderson is old. Henderson is old.

Both guys beat him to a pulp.

He's ducking contenders.

>>74481985
stole my post

like it or not under the old rules he won that and the hendo fight, after taking damage most fighters would wilt from

>>74481953
only one of those is even remotely in his prime

>>74482002
Anderson landed a fluke knee, he got his ass beat like I would beat your ass if I ever saw you, you lo incomer LOSER

>>74482002
>He's ducking contenders.

He's being smart.

He can either go get murdered by Romero and then retire fucked up and broke or he can go make a bank fighting GSP and then retire.

Even if he loses he won't get fucked up by GSP.

Dunno about you but I'd rather get paid a ton of money to manhug with GSP then get paid less money to have my skull cracked by a roided out nig.

>>74482004

He shouldn't be taking that kind of damage from old guys. I bet he fought Tim Boetsch he'd squeeze out a 48-47.

UFC 199 which everyone who isn't biased agrees was a fluke is the easiest fight he's had in his entire career. Every other fight he's either getting blown out or struggling to win.

>>74482026
Bisping would knock out Romero

He'd also knock out the currently usada'd bag of shit in Jacaroid

>>74482022
Rockhold was certainly in his prime

>>74482036
>who isn't biased

Translation: I'm a low income loser and hang around with other bitter low income losers SPERGS

>>74482050
read what i wrote again you potato eating cunt

>>74482074
No one cares, low-income

When GSP wins the belt, he will use his leverage to demand a rematch with Hendricks since Hendricks is now at MW.

The Bigg Rigg will win the rematch and become MW champ.

>>74482050

He fought a guy who was too cocky and quite frankly he got lucky.

He was begging to fight CM Punk in 2014 cause he was stuck as eternal gatekeeper until the Anderson fight fell on his lap.

>>74482074
He wasn't "remotely" in his prime. He was in his fucking prime.

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>>74482026
according to ariel (say what you want) wme came to bisping with the hendo and gsp fights, he didnt go look for them

he'd be a fool to turn either down

and he had to want redemption for the first hendo loss. hendo used that shit as his fucking logo ffs

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>>74481995
>Bisping whipped Anderson's ass for 20 minutes

>>74482099
>he had to want redemption for the first hendo loss

So why didn't he ask for this fight prior to fighting Thales Leites or CB Dolloway?

>>74481961
we like fighting not some shit heads personal finances, go hang yourself

>>74482092
>the other three arent even remotely in there prime.
>rockhold was in his prime

>>74482101
i could hit anderson with a sledgehammer and he wouldnt show damage

>>74482101
Convenient how you read only the first part and not the second part which completely BTFO of you

>>74482117
really made me think

>>74482108
again, he didnt ask for it

the ufc said do you want this fight, and he'd be dumb not to say yes

what does he have some fucking obligation to seek out romero, a """known""" roider

>>74482115
>k-k-k-kill yourself!!!!

Calm down, low income sperg.

>>74482115
im not following this "low income" meme in this thread. it has fuck all to do with anything. it actually seems like something a poor person would say

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>>74482125
>Anderson had a couple kicks and a fluke knee

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>This is what revenge looks like

I honestly would be so happy for him getting the GSP fight if he didn't look like absolute trash against Hendo.

That was the most embarrassing title fight I've ever seen. It looked like Hendo was the champion and he was the challenger. And then he didn't even get penalized for the 3 nut shots he landed. All he did was just leg kick and jab, most of his other strikes kept missing, then in round 5 he got taken down.

>>74482146
Yep. Thanks for proving me right!!!!

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bisping will win by 5 rounds of rulefuckery
screencap this

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>>74482156
>literally knocked him unconcious
but i guess a few extra point strikes are better

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>>74482156

>>74482171
Anderson has too much hespect, all he needed to do was follow through.

Bisping's brain is getting so mushed up he's entering Diaz bro territory. Soon he'll be completely immune to KO's and then there's no stopping him.

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>>74482171
>literally unconscious

In the same way that you are LITERALLY not retarded i suppose, dumbass.

>point strikes

You LITERALLY did not watch the fight

>>74482196
he literally got dropped on one left hook, did you see his face after the fight you stupid faggot

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>>74482184
>land a fluke knee and one kick in the 5th round

>robbed!!!

They shouldn't reschedule this fight. Khabib has not earned it and is not reliable. Tony is the number one contender now. They should make Diaz vs Tony and then the winner fights the champ. If Diaz wins against El Cucoy they can make McGregor vs Diaz III a title fight.

Thoughts?

>>74482204
So in other words it wasn't point fighting you retarded fuck

>m-muh face

Fluke :) The fact Anderson couldn't put away Bising's corpse in the 4th round should make him deserve to lose

>>74482205
>Fluke knee

Don't think you know what that means. That knee takes a lot of practice and skill to land.

All Bisping is, is an accidental champ.

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>>74482205
>land 20/200 sparring level punches
>get decision

Conor McGregor saved UFC 196 by agreeing to fight someone 60kgs and 4 weight classes above him on 55 minutes notice.
Tony Ferguson decided to not get paid and throw his whole camp down the drain because he was afraid of looking bad against Michael Johnson.

And these guys have the cheek to call McGregor a fake champion?

Don't know why they're so quick to strip Conor of his titles. Cain didn't defend his belt for like a year and 9 months and wasn't stripped.

>>74482225
Yes. I'm sure it's very hard to do in training on a stationary punching bag like Bisping was when he was talking to Herb Dean split seconds before it happened

>>74482224
How are you so fucking stupid? it was point fighting minus one punch whereas Silva was busting open his face every round.

Heavyweight Diaz is the Sea Level Motivated Look in the Eye Non Title Fight 70% Horsemeat Eating pre-USADA of being Michael Jordanesque in it's ability to be virtually identical to the real Nate Diaz. That's the plain truth. He's so big his shadow weighs in at Middleweight and his footfalls set off car alarms in the rich neighborhoods 2 miles away.
Figure he's 310 lbs out of camp, when he's really let himself go with the veggie burgers and esparragos meat. If he's doing a 10 day camp there's no time to train down to fight Conor who's a natural flyweight bravely facing a size differential that makes Fedor and Hong Man Choi look like identical twins.
Nate couldn't have had more than 140 lbs on Conor, but it's possible McGregor borrowed Mayhem Miller's 26 lbs shorts so it might have been as high as 166. Tree times his size was such an exaggeration, it was much closer to 2x. I hope that helps.

>>74482205
it's no fluke that Bisping is a retard

>>74482238
>I'm sure it's very hard to do in training on a stationary punching bag

Yes it is

>>74482240
>busting open his face every round

You literally didn't watch the fight you stupid faggot. He didn't do shit until the very end of the third round with that fluke knee

>>74482256
i literally did you dumb piece of shit

>>74482216
>another Diaz vs Goober

I'd rather watch Cucuy vs Goober or GSP vs Goober.

>>74482233

Because Aldo threatened to commit suicide on cam and blame UFC for it.

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>>74482253
Maybe for an unathletic overweight fuck like you maybe

>muh point fighting lol

I always forget Silva autists were the McTapper fanboys of yesteryear

>>74482266
no you didnt lol

>>74481802
Conor shows up for everything

>>74482238
>protect yourself at all times

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>>74482232
>Fight this guy you didn't prepare for no belt and less money, if you lose then you lose your #1 contender spot, if you win, you get nothing and the guy you beat can just say he had 20 minutes to get ready

Compared to

>Fight this guy who had been out partying in Cabo, Mexico. If you lose you still keep your featherweight belt and can get a future title-shot, if you win then you get to keep running your big irish mouth, and are now free to move up and fight for a 3rd belt at UFC 200, we're paying you the same amount so you shouldn't worry about it champ :D


Yeah totally the same scenario

>>74482268
Giving Tony the title shot straight away would be good yes but there's a huge money right waiting if they make Diaz vs McGregor III. Diaz only has to get past Ferguson.

Ferguson wouldn't mind because this would be a nice pay day.

Also there both Mexicunts the banter and tension would be good.

>>74482282
If you're going to whine about Bisping KOing Rockhold as a fluke. This is something you should be going berserk about. But you're a biased autist so you don't care

>>74482273
>Maybe for an unathletic overweight fuck like you maybe

Quit projecting kiddo.

>>74482233
they desperately wanted to keep 206 a ppv when it wasnt worth it so interm belt out of nowhere and aldo gets free upgrade to champ

penny wise and pound foolish

especially since pettis didnt make weight, the card sold like hot garbage regardless, and casuals could officially care less about the current FW champ or challenger right now

>At 76", Tony Ferguson's reach is the same as the average Light Heavyweight's. As a lightweight, he's longer than the next 3 current champs- Woodley, Bisping, and Cormier.

really makes one think how Magiga would deal with this reach

>>74482286
>waah waah less money

so he's going home with 0 money instead? lol

>>74482273
the day a fucking casual tells me i didn't watch a fight, you know how bad i would mess up your face if you said any of this to me irl

>>74482294
>no you!

Got me there!

>>74482301
>so he's going home with 0 money instead?

Damn casuals.

No he's getting paid show money plus getting PPV points. Only thing he's not getting is a fight bonus cause it would probably have been fight of the night.

>>74482305
You're the one projecting about being overweight cause I said that tiger knee he threw takes a lot of skill to land.

What are you so insecure about you have to take things so personally for?

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>>74482292
They both got legitimately knocked out it's just Silva tried to walk off KO and Herb made him pay for it.

this shit sucks because now tony doesn't even get any hyper or interest behind him like he would if he won

conor only fighting for serious cash and i doubt tony can guarantee that like a third diaz fight would

>>74482310
You really think the UFC would pay him his show money to go home and put his feet up but offer him less to actually take a fight? lol

Tony is going home with $0 and a busted reputation. He's a chicken

>>74482315
Why are you raging so hard? Are you actually an overweight fatso? I'm sorry, I'll lay off. Just don't be so stupid next time!

>>74482301
Fuck off you retarded paddy. Tony gains very little in taking the fight.

>>74482329

Oh so you're just trolling. Should have known from that stupid flag.

>>74482316
Bisping didn't get knocked out. I think you're just a pussy.

predict tomorrow's PPV buys so we can estimate tyron's paycheck


>175k

>>74482329

WME are the only ones walking out of this with a busted reputation.

>>74482329
Once again retarded Paddy.. the way Tony handled the situation earned him a lot of respect and he gained new fans.

I swear Irish posters are more retarded than aussie ones.

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>>74482356
Not stepping up to save a card and being scared to fight Michael Johnson earns you fans?

>>74482331
Think it's you who's actually raging here. All I said was that knee takes skill to land, even on a stationary target, not a lot of people in the gym, even trained fighters, land it but Anderson did it instantaneously and connected 100%, then out of nowhere you started projecting your own weight issues on me for no reason.

>>74482367
>save a card by fighting Michael Johnson

lol

>>74482346
250k

>>74482372
>think it's you who's actually raging >using this again btw lmao

>then writes a wall of text

lol chubs settle down

>>74482367
>Michael Johnson

Yeah he has a win over him from ages ago, but he's the absolute worst opponent for him. He literally gains nothing from it, plus Khabib just smashed Johnson, so why would anyone want to see him get smashed by Tony again?

why you guys have to be so mean

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>>74482344
maybe not knocked unconscious but Silva could have finished him or at least landed some good strikes, hey pussy are you still there?

>>74482384
>Wall of text
It was just 3 sentences buddy. Calm down.

>>74482395
/heem/ are all autistic nerds in their mums basement venting frustration

Am I the only one who thinks Silva still got it and could make one last title run?

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Muslims on pooicide watch.

Stay away from Vegas tomorrow guys.

>>74482391
tony said they offered him less to fight MJ and for no title (obviously)

and it's a terrible style switch. you gameplan for the sambo final boss and instead get decently slick boxer with some blacksplosion who has a win over you

better make that shit worth my while $-wise, like Conor Chad

>>74482367

Telling UFC/WME-IMG to go fuck themselves when they treat you like crap is what earns him respect.

>>74482411
>and could make one last title run?

Only if he fights Bisping again.

>>74482398
And if Bisping was allowed to do soccer kicks he would've knocked out Anderson in the 2nd round

>muh ifs!!!!

lol

>>74482399
zzzzzzzzzz

try harder fatty

>>74482323
This is why the best fight to make is Tony vs Diaz. Its a win-win for everybody. Perfect set up for a trilogy.

>>74482391
>Yeah he has a win over him from ages ago,

No he doesn't, you mean he has a lost to Johnson.

>>74482425
Quit projecting and get back on-topic dude. Keep your personal weight issues out of this.

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>>74482421
so you're saying he's scared

>>74482429
Don't think Nate will accept it unless he's getting paid $1 million again.

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>Why are we talking about steroids anyway?

>>74482438
Sorry, chubby fuck. You started sperging out about being fat so it went off topic.

Do you want me to talk about how stupid you are again, fatty?

>>74482429
the problem is nate doesnt wanna take a step back in pay, regardless of why he made so much vs conor specifically

wme is not gonna give him millions for a tony #1 contender fight

but that's an interesting as fuck style matchup if you get motivated nate

>>74482432
Yes Tony lost to Johnson ages ago, but if they fought again Tony would destroy him, granted they both have full camps.

>>74482451
>You started sperging out about being fat
Actually everyone can see that it's you who brought up being fat here: >>74482273

>>74482425
If you don't think 1 or 2 good strikes would have ended it there you're being naive. It's not even important at this point, Silva is done and Bisping won't last much longer.

>>74482456
Well you said

>why would anyone want to see him get smashed by Tony again?

As if Tony has beaten him before.

>>74482474

I meant why would anyone want to see Johnson fight when the memory of him getting destroyed by Khabib is still fresh?

>>74482462
>he's still actually crying about being called fat by an anonymous person

lol

>>74482470
What difference does it even fucking make? Where did I even disagree? He didn't do it because it happened at the very end of the round and was a cocky retard. It was a complete fluke regardless

If you picked Reem you goofed my friend, he does not fight on the outside and coupled with his glass chin Hunto will land dat right.

Zane Simon

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>>74482495
>he does not fight on the outside

>>74482488
>There he goes again still projecting

I hope you get over your weight issues and learn to not hate yourself. Just cause someone disagrees with you doesn't mean you have to name-call, be level headed and explain yourself calmly and coherently.

Last (you) from me, I'm sure you'll want to get the final word in anyway :)

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>>74482502
It will probably go down like this

>>74482495

If you picked Brock you goofed my friend, he does not like being hit in practice and coupled with his glass chin Hunto will land dat right.

He unironically types another wall of text to explain how he's not mad

lmao

>>74482244
is this pasta?

>>74482515
yeah that worked out great for Brock

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>>74482495
>he does not fight on the outside

That's literally all he does. Did you even watch his last few fights?

>>74482286
McGregor fought Mendes.

>>74482529

Was it on 1 day's notice?

>>74482502
is stargazy pie actually good?

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>>74481487
>footwear on bed/sofa

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I bet Tony actually thinks he's getting a title shot next

>>74482534
The short notice was said to be an advantage for McGregor, not his opponents.

Mendes having more than one day means that it should be easier for Ferguson since his opponent only has 1 day prep.

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FUCK THAT GUY THAT KEPT POSTING "FIGHTS MAY CHANGE AT ANY TIME"SHIT I TOLD HIM HE WAS JINXYNG IT

*pulls out of the fight at the last minute*

IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH, YOU AIN'T ____

>>74482570

Uh what? You're comparing apples and oranges here. If I recall correctly Chad got 2 weeks, and it was for an actual belt and half a million dollars, Conor wasn't taking a pay-cut, and it was also for an actual belt. Tony just said in an interview that he got offered Johnson, for even less money, and for no belt and it's on one day's notice. That's not worth the damn risk and it's not comparable to anything Conor has ever done.

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>wakes up
>gets injured/sick

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>>74482600
>he got offered Johnson, for even less money

less than 0?

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Who's next?

:)

lets just be real here, Khabum is scared out of his mind.

>>74482611
>smiles at you
>jaw injury out 6 months

>>74482614
Less than the show money he's going to get if he even beat Johnson with a POTN and Reebok cash

Where is the russian that said he screencapped my post when saying Khabib would pull out,i called him Mikhail

>>74482600
>Chad got 2 weeks

Exactly. Ferguson's opponent would get 1 day. Thus Ferguson is fighting somebody with less prep time, so it should be easier for him. If you weren't an insane McGregor hater you'd realize the idiocy of claiming that Chad coming in an advantage for McGregor, but Johnson coming in on short notice is a disadvantage for Ferguson?

He is ducking Johnson, since Johnson would win, even on 1 day's notice.

>>74482617

Daniel Cormier

>>74482614
Are you trolling or just dumb?

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Derrick Lewis wants HOW much? I know a guy

>>74482626
>so it should be easier for him.
No it shouldn't. He was preparing for a grappler, and he's being offered a striker who could very well knock him out, even on 1 day's notice. Yeah Johnson could win and he'd be stupid to take that meaningless fight especially if he's gonna get less money for it and lose his now #1 ranking.

>McGregor hater
What does any of this have to do with McGregor or being a hater? It's always the casuals who find a way to tie everything back to this chump even when the situation doesn't call for it. I just explained to you how the situations aren't similar but you still insist on forcing the stupid analogy.

>>74482632
Chad fucked him up on the ground

i like how ferguson predicted this exact situation,khabum is such a overrated piece of shit. Hope he not only has a career ending injury but also one that affects him for the rest of his life.

>>74482658

>>>/asp/

and make sure not to come back.

>>74482631
Sorry to burst your bubble m8 but Tony isn't getting paid. He's going home with nothing. If he was getting paid his show money regardless then he wouldn't be making such a stink about the money they were offering for the Johnson fight.

He had two options. Get paid to heem a guy who has a win over you. Or admit you're scared and go home with $0. He chose the latter.

>>74482663
shouldn't you be strapping some dynamite to your chest right now ahmed?

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>>74482656
k

conor was in zero danger compared to what was happening to chad on the feet

>>74482663
Easiest way to spot a mandrama faggot is that they scream /asp/

Go back to your containment board, faggot

>>74482676

No I shouldn't but you should head back to your containment board.

>>74482683
see
>>74482680

get exposed faggot

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>>74482679
>>74482679
y...you can't do that!

>>74482679
he was getting his ass kicked and almost got choked out

you being a snarkie aspie doesnt change that

>>74482685

You can join him too. Assuming you're not already him.

>>74482689
>chad sits in guard entire time
>literal second he tries to advance position conor gets up

yeah lad it was super dangerous for conor

ILL BUTCHA YE FROM DA BOTTOM

>>74482680
>>74482685
Nice 4chan pass.
How much did you have to cut into your hot-pockets budget to be able to afford it?

Can you post the webm of them squaring off before the fight starts and Conor looking disgusted at Chad's size

>>74482694
>sits in guard entire time

is that supposed to mean anything? no? good.

>second he tries to advance position conor gets up

and conor almost got caught and choked out lol

>c-c-conor is the goat!!!!

lol

>>74482693
that's me you newfag, jesus
>>74482699
lol samefag with the 4chan pass projecting now, Classic! Sad!

>>74482699
>>74482693
Go back to your containment board you witless faggot

>>74482673
I can't disrespect an irishman but you need to understand what you saying my man, that's ridiculous

>>74482705
ABMcG is a mental illness m8

>>74482705
>>74482705
kek please find a moment from that fight where conor's neck is in dangerous

the look on their faces to start round two says it all. chad was pure desperation matter of time mode

>>74482716
oh so you didnt watch the fight sorry just come back next time we'll have a great discussion

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what was Goobs secret to always making 145?

reminder don't respond the Irish poster, all he posts is bait
>>74482714
>I can't disrespect an irishman
fag

>>74482650
> I just explained to you how the situations aren't similar

Nah, you didn't.

> McGregor gets paid more money than Ferguson, therefore McGregor can not get credit for taking short notice fights, and Ferguson can be excused for not taking them.
Idiocy.

You'd think Ferguson want to avenge the loss to Johnson, anyway. That should be motivation even without money, but he doesn't. Because he would lose again.

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1 year anniversary of the irish spring chicken getting strangled is tomorrow.

How are you going to celebrate?

>>74482721
being natty. now that he's on gear he'll never be 145 again

>>74482714
It's just the facts my white friend.
They gave Tony some gas money, a reebok uniform, pinky promised that he'd get a title shot next and then sent him on his way. Anybody who thinks he's getting his show money just doesn't understand how the UFC operates.

Ive seen Robin black and other people on the Internet mention that khabib was eating Tiramisu on the embedded series. Cant fucking find it. Did ufc Cut that Part Out or am I blind? Can anyone tell me which Part and at what time he eats it. Must be 1,2 or at Maximum the 3 Part...

>>74482725
>Nah, you didn't.

I think you may have missed this post: >>74482600

It may do you a lot of good to go read it again.

>Idiocy

What is actual idiocy is comparing two situations that are vastly different from one another.

>You'd think Ferguson want to avenge the loss to Johnson, anyway

I'd think Conor wanted to avenge his loss to Nate but in order to do so he needed 6 months to get ready.

>That should be motivation even without money
>he would lose again.

And you have the nerve to call anyone a hater.

>Muh king Conor

Grow up.

>>74482502
i thought you were joking but toast sandwiches are real. no wonder bisping emigrated to america

Reminder if you watch grown men's soap opera who pretend to fake wrestle in speedos past the age of 12 then you have a serious mental illness.

>>74482721
Potato diet

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DA FITE GAYM ES LAYK DA STOK MOCKIT

You chose wrong buddeh

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>talks mad shit, then pulls out last minute
>turn down replacement fights
>puts on boring fights

things not related to pic related

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>>74482195
>Renzo's face

>>74482745
>I'd think Conor wanted to avenge his loss to Nate but in order to do so he needed 6 months to get ready.

Here you go again implying that the one day's notice is actually an advantage for Johnson, but the short notice for Mendes was a disadvantage for Mendes.

> What is actual idiocy is comparing two situations that are vastly different from one another.
Yeah, McGregor was risking more, since he was risking his title shot. Ferguson wouldn't be risking his title shot, since doesn't actually have a title shot yet. This fight with Khabib was for glorified #1 contender's bout, that's all the interim belt is.

> And you have the nerve to call anyone a hater.
Because I think he'd lose again? That makes me a hater? Yeah, Johnson would smash him, again.

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>Calls himself a god
>Says he can beat anyone at lightweight
>Loses to a 19-10 journeyman
>Cries about doing press conferences cause he realized he had a fake brown belt and needed a legit jiu jitsu coach

Things related to pic related

>talks the same mad shit in a scripted way
>talks about being humble while whining on Twitter about how flukey it was
>pissing too hot before he has to go back to the US then claims "m-muh" focus and dodges an uneducated stoner for the biggest card in the sports history
>etches out a controversial decision and rides on fixed fights against mighty manlets

you know who

>>74482792
>upward career arc not even affected by loss

pretty rare

do you guys rememeber when Tony was saying he could drop to 145? what a retarded meme that was

Why is Khabib ducking Tony?

>>74482801
Didn't even sell out the arena he was fighting in

Sad!

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>>74482803
You do realize it is Khalabeeb who missed weight horrifically and fucked the UFC, correct?

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>>74482810
>holding every record that correlates with securing your family's future

>>74482814
yeah but you do realize Tony also commented today on how difficult his weight cut was as well. Also its not like Khabib ever said he could drop to 145

>>74482786
>the one day's notice is actually an advantage for Johnson

SHORT NOTICE is ALWAYS an advantage to the guy coming in on short notice. This got proven time and time again in 2016, most notably with Bisping. The fact that you can't drill it into your head that the scenarios aren't the same is simply outstanding. Do you want me to write them out to you in bullet form?

>since he was risking his title shot
> for glorified #1 contender's bout, that's all the interim belt is.

Funny how you call Conor's win over Chad a legit win, but then say Khabib vs. Tony was for glorified #1 contender. Almost like you're biased for a certain irishman or something and lack any sort of objectivity.

>since doesn't actually have a title shot yet.

Are you autistic? He's the #1 contender right now, if he loses to Johnson he goes all the way back to #6.

It's pretty clear you haven't watched this sport longer than 2 years. You have a really dumb way of getting your points across.

>>74482821
>thinking he gives a shit about family

He does coke with hookers in Vegas, bud

>>74482828
stop posting like this you faggot

>>74482801
>upward career arc not even affected by loss

Cause he has eternal nuthuggers like you on his side.

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>>74481583
>No Kebab vs Cucuy

>>74482837
I'll keep posting the way I like faggot.

>>74482838
>how dare you like someone who fights all the times and is exciting

won the fw belt, lost at 170, avenged at 170, and won the lw belt all in a span shorter than some of aldo's title defenses

>>74482837
He should type like a genetically mutated aspie like you right

>>74482850
>>74482856

>>74482854
You can be a nuthugger all you want. Just don't expect everyone to be one.

do these imbeciles realize that this wouldn't have happened if HE was in this card

>>74482828
>SHORT NOTICE is ALWAYS an advantage to the guy coming in on short notice
Okay, then McGregor showed his bravery by taking short notice fights against Mendes and Nate.

> Funny how you call Conor's win over Chad a legit win,
Yes, it was. Unless the fight was rigged? It was also a glorified #1 contender's bout. That's not contradictory.

Thing is, McGregor wasn't fighting for the #1 contender spot, since he already had it. He defended it against Mendes.

> Are you autistic? He's the #1 contender right now
No he is not. This fight against Khabib was for the #1 contender spot. He may be given the #1 contender spot now that Khabib pulled out, or he may be booked to fight somebody else. Either could happen.

> You have a really dumb way of getting your points across.
Nup. All my points are correct and consistent.

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>>74482863
should i type like dis does this make you fiel so much better

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>>74482864
i bet you thought khabib was going to end the dream

>>74482153
lol

>>74482872
no you should kill yourself, that would make me feel better

I'm not anti WMMA or anything but I really don't understand the decision to bump the Cooper fight to the main card. Elkins/Bektic or Alcantara/Sanders would have made a lot more sense 2bh

gps out for years

> still might win cause bisping is a shit fighter

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Reminder that Luke Sanders is literally free money

>>74482880
theres a good chance Cynthia Calvillo is a future contender

I can't find it in me to give a shit about gsp bisping

How fucked is Wonderboi tomorrow?

I feel like this is the most predictable main event. Wooldley will probably fit him in the second round.

>>74482867
>Interim title is fake news
>Doesn't have the self awareness to know that Conor vs. Chad was for the interim belt.

Why are you even talking about UFC 189? Is that the earliest PPV you can remember, or something, in my first post I painstakingly went through the trouble of going step by step how these two scenarios aren't the same at all. In no world should someone accept a ONE DAY notice fight for even LESS money and with MORE on the line.

>This fight against Khabib was for the #1 contender spot.
>All my points are correct and consistent.

It was also for the LW Interim belt. You don't even know basic facts from recent events.

>>74482904
how exciting

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>>74482880
and theyre both cuties

>>74482908
>Wooldley will probably fit him in the second round.
sounds hot

>>74482879
aww did mommy not give the baby waby his weetle bottle is the baby gonna cwwwyyyy???

>>74482914
she literally looks like John Lineker

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>>74482909
>In no world should someone accept a ONE DAY notice fight for even LESS money

LESS than 0?

>>74482928
fuck

>>74482880
I called it well beforehand just fyi:
>>74474969

>>74482935
He's getting paid show money

>>74482935
>Ferguson isn't getting paid his show money
Irish MMA knowledge, everyone.

>>74482942
>>74482942
Don't respond

>>74482908

woodley by KO/TKO any round is +375 on bovada right now, +170 for wonderboy

+800 by end of round 1 for woodley

I seriously don't get it

>>74482951
I'll do what I want. Don't respond to me

>>74482954

What if Woodley wins by submission like he almost did last time?

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>>74482928
im not saying youre gay but you sure that when you see this 6-7.7/10 woman, you see a man?

>>74482909
>Doesn't have the self awareness to know that Conor vs. Chad was for the interim belt.

Yeah, I do know that. What's your point? It was a glorified #1 contender's bout.

> Why are you even talking about UFC 189?
Because some can was discrediting McGregor, so I responded to him, then you responded to me.

> In no world should someone accept a ONE DAY notice fight for even LESS money and with MORE on the line.
Yes, and I addressed all this.
Usually, people discredit McGregor because his opponent's came in on short notice, now you're trying to say it's actually more dangerous for you to fight people on short notice. Unique point of view, but okay.

> less money
> McGregor gets paid more money, so nothing he does deserves credit
Idiocy
> more on the line
McGregor had a guaranteed shot against against the champion Aldo and risked that.

Ferguson did not have a guaranteed shot against the champion McGregor. He may have to fight somebody else now. Of course, if the UFC try to book him against Johnson for an interim belt, he will try to avoid.

>This fight against Khabib was for the #1 contender spot.
> It was also for the LW Interim belt

They are the same thing. Interim title fight is just a glorified #1 contender bout.

>>74482962

+850 for Woodley by submission

+2000 for Thompson by submission

>>74482962
He didn't. That guillotine wasn't in.

So is Khabib done at 155? Allegedly he walks around at 190.

Do you see him doing well at 170?

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>>74482893
>might

He will win.

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>>74482942
>>74482946
>Ferguson is getting paid his show money but still complaining they're not paying him enough to save the card and avenge a loss

>>74482968
jesu cristo

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>>74482987
thanks for this hearty kek my good friend

>>74482984

he's a pussy for trying to suck himself down to 155 in the first place

I'll be surprised if he ever gets a high profile fight again without at least proving he can make 155 a couple more times

There are actually people here who think the UFC told Ferguson:

"If you don't fight you'll get paid $300, 000 (or whatever his show money is)

If you do fight, we're only going to pay you $200, 000.

We're going to pay you more to just go home then we would for you to fight"

If that's Ferguson's story, then we know very clearly that he is lying and ducking Michael Johnson.

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>>74482988
Correct

>>74482988
How many times does this have to be explained to you for you to understand. Why would Tony fight a guy on 1 day notice for less money and no belt when he can possibly sit out for a month and have the match rescheduled with the terms he had before.

>>74482999
kek

>>74483020

I'm sure PPV points were part of it, and like it or not Khabib was the draw here

>>74482988
Remember that time that Conor took a fight on ten days notice and got fucked up and finished?

They're not paying Ferg enough to risk his streak, especially since he won't have enough clout to get an immediate rematch if he loses decisively.

There is a number that Ferguson will accept. The UFC won't match it. Watch Dana's scrum with the press and notice a complete lack of throwing Ferguson under the bus.

>>74483033

I thought only champions got a cut of PPV.

>>74483020
He got 50/50 for his fight against Barboza and almost certainly the same against Lando

>>74482968
>people discredit McGregor because his opponent's came in on short notice,
McGregor has only had 2 short notice fights in the UFC. He won one and lost the other, if Chad had more in the gas tank he'd have probably lost that too. So I don't know why you're arguing that short notice fights are such a bad idea for the guy coming in when less pressure is on them. It's not a unique point of view, it's literal observation.

>he will try to avoid.
You don't know this, and you're pretty much a dummy to believe that Tony is scared of fighting Michael Johnson again. Did you even watch the last time they fought?

Interim belt is guaranteed #1 contendership. With Khabib falling sick, UFC might decide to do Conor vs. Nate III whenever that irishman is done begging Floyd to fight him. Tony doesn't have that chance now, and if he fights Johnson and loses then he goes back to where he was 2 years ago. It's stupid to do just to prove some neckbeard fans, you're not even a fan you clearly hate him, wrong

>>74483033
pretty funny that youre so sure that ppv points were part of the deal because thats not trrue

>>74483046
Anyone who has sufficient draw power gets PPV points. CM Punk, for instance.

>>74483020
I wouldn't put it past WME considering the decisions they've made just to create profit. Why would they pay Tony the same amount to fight Johnson as to fight Khabib when they'll certainly make less money themselves?

>>74482976
brb putting my life savings on wonderboy by sub, im gunna be a millionaire

>>74483029
>less money
No, you just don't get it m8

Either Tony isn't getting his show money, in which case I doubt the UFC were offering him less than 0 to fight Johnson

Or Tony is getting his show money, in which case why is he turning down a fight vs Johnson?

>>74483046
That's the way it's, he's simply wrong.

The thing is Tony was going to get paid good by taking the fight against Khalabeeb, taking another fight against other opponent would inevitably change the terms of that contract.

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>>74483062
Source?

>>74483072
> Tony isn't getting his show money

Does your dad work for the UFC?

there's literally nothing wrong with Tony not wanting to fight MJ on 1 day notice

he did everything right

there was nothing to gain from that fight happening again if the money wasn't right

tony has his eyes on the belt, another loss to MJ would fuck that up monumentally