/cric/

across all formats

>having the nerve to call NZ threads shit

nz & brit bros unite

I'm quite mad over this current state of affairs

Williamson has honestly been shit and the team can't hold it together
They let the rot sink in so fast

Fuck you
Its embarrassing

Why the fuck is ronchi still in the team?
Seriously

Scores a 100 and it allows like 50 innings of less than ten runs?

>>74479936
Do they not use Watling because his strike rate is so low? Putting the glove on Latham was a bad idea as well

reminder that I literally predicted Australia could win in India

reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with Australia's batting

reminder that I literally predicted Australia could win the ashes

Execute Straffo and Danilel

>>74480078
No, Australia WILL win the Ashes

England wont be able to take 20 wickets at Brisbin or Sadelaide. >Your bowling is quantifiably awful outside of weed-lamp doctored greentops

Just woke up
Had a dream that I was playing cricket for PNG

>>74479936
I read he averaged something like 18 in his last 30 games

>>74479936
>The country who let Guptill open the batting in 50 tests

Is it true Ronchi left Australia for NZ because he's considered attractive there?

O'Queef will do shit today

when did australia become so irrelevant outside of the island?

>>74480238
When he moved the average cricket skill of both countries improved
It was ultimately a selfless act

Who /v8supercars/ here?

>>74480259
>stealing BSK jokes

Does Poo Peeland making the World Cup final prove that cricket is literally home baby: the sport?

DJ SNAKE

>>74480270
>Actual Kiwis don't know about Robert Muldoon

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>>74480278
>cricket is literally home baby: the sport

>>74480270
he says while posting /nrl/ memes

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>>74480303

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>>74480239
>he doesnt rate the best spinner the world has seen since Murali

>>74480327
You really proved the not a home babby argument wrong there bud

>>74480347
>being this fucking stupid
embarrassing, he is going to think it was me replying to him as well

>>74480320
Nice /rug/ meme

Does that Goose bloke still post here? I always enjoyed his posts, he knew alot about cricket.

got to feel sorry for the aussie anons
they dominated the ashes for so long however none of the anons on here ever witnessed it and have never seen their side ever win it away from home

>>74480389
yeah he does

>>74480390
I watched two 5-0 sweeps mate

Really hate this Subaru advert.

>>74480367
That series was in Aus retard

>>74480409
in ur lifetime you witnessed the downfall of the australian cricket team

>“When I first saw him, he asked me: ‘what do you think of my spin bowling?’ I said to him, ‘you’re like a Hyundai i30”, Luton-born Panesar told Reuters in an interview on Monday.

>>74480327
>>74480390
Why do you like cricket la

>>74480430
at least Australia had a high to fall down from

NZ is launching the greatest comeback in cricket this month right now

>>74480422
EXACTLY, you utter fuckwit

I find it truly baffling that people this stupid exist. I feel like I belong to a different species when I encounter people like you

https://www.fb.com/nrdcompton
https://www.fb.com/monty.panesar.5
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https://www.fb.com/cameron.bancroft
https://www.fb.com/damien.fleming.37
https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=725410131 Chris Rogers
https://www.fb.com/john.hastings.73550
https://www.fb.com/jackson.bird
https://www.fb.com/sean.abbott.374
https://www.fb.com/adam.voges.96 gone for now
https://www.fb.com/eddiecowan?fref=ufi

fut box and cric the best sports

>>74480457
So if your argument was cricket isn't a sport for homebabbies...

Feeling strong and muscular ama lads

elite sport fans only
>and aussies

At the ground. Indians are batting

>>74480587
me too bb...

wanna streak?

Gonna kill myself

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>run rate 3.85

Pooicidelanders already on suicide watch

where do you get streams from for this shit

gunna have to resort to cricfree at this rate

Shane Watson tier reviewage.

India literally had to lie about their team until this morning because they're so afraid of big strong O'Keefe

Love watching Trent at the crease.

>>74480765
FoxGo m8

>>74480815
A week of curry solves all Queef problems

What I wouldn't give to bowl to Trenty.

as of right now

Warncuck>Makund
Renshitmyself>Rahul
Meme Shit>Poojara
Shit Marsh<Pissrat
Handscum<Rahane
Bitch Marsh>Nair
Wayde>Saha
O' Queef>Ashlose
Lyon=Jadeja
Sterc>Yadav
Hazleshit>Sharma

THE FIX IS IN

Australian anthem sounds like someone discovered a giant spider in their cell and managed to kill it.

Gonna watch the rugby lol

KL Rahul is literally the most elegant batsman across both the teams.

>>74480968
This desu.

south africa deserve to win the series desu

NZ arguably best bowling side in the world
8th best batting side

>aircon dies just as the march heatwave hits

fucking hell
it's 36 and humid today

>>74480977
SMarsh mate

>>74480981
>NZ arguably best bowling side in the world
kek

KEK

K-E-K

K - E - K
-
E
-
K

This bread is hijacked desu.It's now a Ind vs Aus thread.

>it's an indians try to make a green top episode

wicket this over

>>74481011
well they are number 2 ranked ODI team and it certainly isn't because of their batting

also
>2-0

>starc

i like Mukund

>>74481048
Australia, South Africa and England all have much better bowlers than New Zealand. I'd argue Pakistan are better too.
New Zealand's bowlers are India tier.

>2-0
I'm glad you mentioned this. Australia sent their full batting lineup to South Africa and got absolutely demolished by South Africa's bowlers. They then sent a weakened batting lineup to New Zealand and came close to winning both games.
Literally shut your fucking mouth you retarded casual.

>Opening the bowling with seamers

TWO

Post SH summer ODI power rankings:

1 - South Africa
2 - New Zealand
3 - India
4 - England
5 - Sri Lanka
6 - West Indies
7 - Australia

>>74481101
Holy shit you're triggered easily

>>74481106


NIL

>>74481091
I like Mankad

Ravi shastri.KEK.
Parthiv Puns.

>>74481101
not true

>>74481134
KEK if you say so mate

>>74481121

Elite post

>>74481101

Flustered post

>>74481143
looks like you have nothing to say to that so I guess you admit that you are wrong

>>74481154
KEK if you say so mate

Rahul on bounced out watch

>>74481121
>LE U R LE DRIGGURED

STARC GOAT

>>74481123
i don't like him anymore FFS a DUCK

>MUKEK

>put out a dustbowl
>get SOKKED
>put out a road
>get WOGGED

>>74481166
>>74481193

I can hear you smashing out a reply onto your keyboard from all the way across the Tasman, such is your fury. I am looking forward to your several paragraph missive, which I will get maybe four or five words into before moving on with my life.

loving all the /nrl/ gimmicks in this thread lads

Lads I'm here

Pujara is gonna get bounced out by Starc.

>>74481226
Shut up fuckhead.

watching some comfy aoe2 videos lads

>>74481228
What's your name?

>>74481237
fucking love that game
just hearing the music or sounds makes me happy

da Cock

Kiwiggers have cost us the ODI title for the year

>>74481101
>still mad

>>74481242
Wallacezinho

>>74481228
you came <3

hazlelite

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Why is he considered le one good summer man?

>>74481264
I'll call you Riobro.

>>74481237
Persians are the best mate.

60 villagers on farms, 30 trade carts, 10 woodcutters, 70 war elephants and 30 paladins

This WILL NOT lose unless you're completely shit. It doesn't even matter if they use anti-cavalry, because a war elephant takes up the same population as any other unit

>>74481276
because he had one good summer

>>74481267
Your mum came

Those Indian birds want get down to Timmy's members end and face a couple of balls.

>>74481276
>>74481284
this

>>74481284
he must've had at least 2

>>74481286
my mum's dead

Predict India's first innings total lads.

>>74481248
>watch movie with horses in it
>hear whenever they play the exact sound that you get if you click on a stable in aoe2.

It's our generations whilhelm scream

>>74481306
mine's still alive

>>74481307
Lots

>>74481264
I'll call you spider monkey

bowlers are looking elite lads
nothing on new zealand though they're the best bowlers in the world

>>74481306
She came so hard she died

>>74481310
tf you on about m8? AOE was like 30 years ago

>>74481317
i know

>>74481307
My last three numbers

Australia will then beat it just in their 1st innings, but only because the tail wags

>>74481330
Rare accurate post by a poopeelian

>>74481333
You're a very rude individual and you are not a cricket fan. You're not even talking about it. You will live to regret your life choices very soon.

This kid wearing a fedora and dabbing needs a beating

>>74481267
>>74481278
Thanks lads

the wog's doing well

>New Zealand curators relaid the surface.
This is a conspiracy.

>this many overs into the innings
>O'Keefe has ZERO wickets still

>>74481326
>>74481367

>>74481333
>>74481360

>>74481390
Australia's greatest ever off spinner averages 34

>>74481390
>currently a fucking spinner has more success with the new ball than 2 swing bowlers put together

>>74481410
>spinner

Pujara out caught this over

Hazelwood's final bowling action is like he's about to tumble over and disintegrate into 30 million pieces.

I keep having nightmares he's gonna say Allah Hu Akbar right at the point of release one of these deliveries and BANG.

>>74481410
Trumble averaged 21 lad

STREAM PLEASE

>>74481436
21 months in office before Bishop rolls him

We have a elite middle-order batsman who scored 300 in his last test.How do you think you all are gonna contain him aussielads.

>>74481451
the Big Strong Wog

>>74481450
You mean Dutton

>>74481441
Rojadirecta.me

How disappointing. I wanted all the runs for the whole innings to come from one batsman for as long as possible

Reminder Starc is an allrounder

>>74481473
Calm down

Fat poopisspee

It's time

>Bouncier than the Aussie pitches these days.
We are generous hosts lads.

IT'S QUEEF TIME

So sick of Rod Marsh selecting his two sons

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Is this /cric/ approved?

Why didn't NZ have a break after their innings ended?

Wait, is that Brett Lee commentating?

>>74481506
yeah but not the sequel

>>74481515
Yes

>>74481515
Yeah.

>>74481515
yep

>>74481515
Yep

>>74481515
Indeed.

>>74481515
Uh huh

Is Clarke there too?

>>74481515
Oui

At the ground lads. O'Keefe just took an lbw off the bowling of Lyon

I thought bowling full tosses in kinda considered unsportsmanlike

>>74481579
above the waist

>>74481579
Nah it's considered baseball

>>74481579
full toss is the easiest ball to hit

go back 10 years and they'd be complaining about the crowd

>>74481606
Your mum gave me a full toss

might head down to brumbies for lunch

>>74481659
see >>74481360

why's maxwell on field?

>>74481664
my brumbies had roaches in the bread

>>74481685
mine doesn't

>>74481668
Your mum sees many men

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74481685
Probably an improvement

>All kiwi front row for the V8's

How the FUCK do we keep getting away with it?

>>74481685
good source of protein

>>74481708
>V8's
who the fuck watches this shit

OUT

>>74481708
>he still calls it V8's

sorry it wasn't

>>74481708
They have a handicap in V8's this year?

>>74481701
CHINA CHINA CHINA


>>74481699
Reminder: You're are an extremely rude young man and your life has very little joy left.

>>74481720

Muscular scaffolders from the Gold Coast.

what happened to slazenger bats
can't remember a player with one since Clarke

Expect an elite century from rahul today.

>>74481769
expecting him to get out soon

looked like pure shit

Remind that Australia has NEVER lost a test at Bangalore, except for the one

>>74481795
tipping this record to remain unchanged
tipping a draw

Bring on Michell Marsh you fucking spud Smith

great shot

>>74481248
Nothing worst than the sound effect of one of your unit's being converted

>>74481853
Yeah, but at least you're playing someone who actually thinks priests are good

Kinda disappointed that India won the toss, was hoping to see Australia bat twice...

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20141024T1130&p0=776&msg=Time+since+David+Warner+last+scored+a+Test+Century+away+from+Australia&ud=1&font=cursive

>>74481892
David Warner BTFO

>>74481809
Why hasn't he bowled him?

who /makingsweettea/ here? This match is getting boring. Too easy for India.

>>74481982
tell me about sweet tea

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/cric/ BTFO

Hazeshit

Wicket please

>>74482010

Fuck off

I'd like to go to India for the next Australian cricket tour
England and South Africa would also be nice

>>74481992
1 teaspoon 'tea',1 teaspoon sugar,3/4 cup water,1/2 milk.Coffee BTFO.

ATTACK
ATTACK
ATTACK
where's Bmac when you need him?

>>74482069

Rip

>>74482042
mean

Imran Tahir 10 0 14 2 1.40

C:\Users\Greg\Pictures\Funny\Bullseye.jpg

>>74482042
Reddit: the flag

>>74481992
why does she love the flask?

it's so fucking hot lads

>>74482076
>>74482097

Reddit swarming

*upvotes the sick (you)*

>>74482121
Reddit: the flag

really want an indian gf to watch the grig with

Mitch Marsh needs a haircut

>>74482150
I think I heard north indians are more attractive than the ones from the south

>>74482150
I need one too.

>>74482010
>NunWrestling

Nu-Wrestling

Why did India bowl 94 overs the first day of the first test?

>>74482150
no you don't

t. dated one

>>74482179
Did they? Maybe they were too fast.

>>74482180
you don't know what I want

>>74481344
Screen capped because actually possible.

>>74481515
Yep.

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>>74482150
>tfw you traded in your indian gf who didn't like cricket for a white one who also doesn't like cricket but takes it up the bum

>>74482150
But they don't watch the cric m8

>>74482227
anal makes me feel sick

>>74482257
speaking from experience?

how about a thicc trinidad gf to watch the cricket with?

>>74482259
you just gotta relax more

>>74481861
aztec monks are elite though

>>74482259
try after a shower when shes all soapy and clean

tuck tuck tuck spawns a monster truck in AoE

good over

this fucking over I swear

>>74482267
Yes

Trini girls still don't watch cricket but you're white so they'd do whatever you say but the thicc ones usually have men on the side so don't look for anything long term :^)

>>74482259
Tell your bf to go slow.

when's the next wicket

>>74482366
16.4

this thread i swear

>>74482366
in the present

>>74482382
26 overs in already

BLEACHED

Lyon's looking good

WHAT AN OVER

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G A Z
A
Z

Poominy

kek >we are literally going to win this

Based fucking Lyon

based lyon

LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES

Lyon lads

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>>74482480
Wait til after lunch when we get Kohli for a duck.

>>74482514
>we
based SOK

Fuck you
U
C
K

>bindia

>nation of over a billion people
>play only 1 sport
> can't even win at home

I wish MSDOS was >our captain again.

forgot to buy milk yesterday and now i have to drink my morning coffee without it. the day is already ruined

>>74482668
I hope you burn your tongue.

>>74482668
you should have your milk delivered. It is far more comfy.
It's more ethical as well because that way you can directly support the farmers rather then give your shekels to the jewish supermarkets

>>74482674
bit rude

>>74482684
pretty sure most farmers here just live off eu subsidies. selling their products is just a bonus.

>some poor fucker has to drive for hours into the South Australian desert to deliver Saxon's milk because he's too scared to go to the supermarket

>>74482684

>His live in chef doesn't organise getting the milk

Pathetic lad.

>>74482727
Based Third Kiwi

bit rude to call the missus a live-in chef though

>>74482684
>animal products
>ethical

>>74482684
I like getting the bottles delivered, especially when they have cream on the top

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>>74482711
the milkman doesn't exist lad, it's just a meme

I just want some real milk lads

OH FUCK YEAH JIMMY NEESHAM

ay bee di williers doesn't wanna walk but he's gotta

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>Calcutta retrospective

wot a absolute rippa!

Don't hold back Kane ATTACK

>>74482770

Based Vishnu from cricinfo

Is it too early for the c-word

>>74482782
nah let it out if you want mate

can't wait for Kholi to get a Big Strong Wog rammed right down his blockhole

>>74482783
I think I'd need another wicket in the next few overs

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>lee commentating

Is Matthew Hayden considered a good commentator?

>>74482832
only when talking about lunch

>>74482842
pistachio is the best flavour #truthy

>haven't spoken to someone IRL in 2 days
>internet is sub 1mb download so can't stream
>cricket isn't even in the radio
>picked up and put down multiple books today, can't seem to be interested in any

>>74482868
it is on the radio mate

Hey dudes

>>74482902
H-Hey..

>>74482912
don't ever stutter again you piece of shit

>2 internationals on
>/cric/ as dead as Saxon's love life
Just let it die lads. RIP

>>74482912
How's your Saturday going?

It's gonna happen lads

>India will score more than 107 runs

>>74482925
Yeah it's been good mate. I slept in, had brekky late and turned on the tv just in time for the cricket

>>74482923
it'll get busy once the ipl season starts

Can an indian please reply to me?

>>74482931
That's cool, pretty chill switching between the footy and the cricket .

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Are you Mitchelll... Stank?

HE DID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

Holy fuck.

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PISSRAT

POOLI

selfish prick

WOWOWOWOWOWOWO
VIRAT BTFO

>not playing that
>reviewing that
>the decrepit hovel of pissrat

watson school of reviews

>yeah nah take a look m8

did we lose yet

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY MINNOW COUNTRIES

PISSRAT ON EXPOSED WATCH

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on your bike virat

>Indians in charge of DRS

Poetry

LE FUGG

Holy fuck! He actually reviewed that????

>Poohli

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't care if Australia lose every game from here, I'm absolutely thrilled that pissrat's average is plummeting after a disgusting summer of statpadding

WTF I'D GONE TO MAKE AN OMLETE AND 3 DOWN WTF WTF

THIS SPORT I SWEAR

>Wade

his partner needed some balls and tell him to walk

time for brett "the dumbest sounding cricketer in a long time" lee

Imagine being an indian

>>74483027
No thanks.

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someone webm that, want to combine it with this

>I AM SO IMPORTANT THAT I REVIEW PLUMB LBW DECISIONS

KEK WHAT A CUNT

>>74483027
LOSING TO LITERAL CONVICTS GAAHHH

Lets get O keefe out there and sweep them up for under 150 please.

WHCH DUMB CUNT COMMENTATOR JUST CALLED PISSRAT THE BEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD

I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

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>>74483038
NON CONVICTS JUST CANT COMPETE

>>74483054
Mr Brett Lee from the gong

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>>74483054
NOT EVEN A RICH WHORE LEAVES SO MANY BALLS

>>74483054
>not muting foxtel and playing the class ABC Grandstand commentary

>>74483069
grandstand is dog shit now

>>74483054
Can't wait for /based smith/ to get a double ton and prove once and for all who is the best.

is steven smith, dare i say it, better than virat in indian conditions?

You're supposed to hit the ball with your bat Kohli!

Is steven smith, dare I say it, the best batsman in the world?

>our spinners are suddenly great

Wtf I love india now

WHY IS RAHANE DANCING SO MUCH? IS IT HIS FATHER'S WEDDING?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH

>indians get blown the fuck out at home
good feel
>australians getting cocky again
bad feel

not sure overall desu

How many sessions away are we from retaining the Border-Gavaskar Trophy?

>>74483093
daniel

>>74483091
kek