Mexico
>2014 World Cup: no era penal, out in octavos como siempre
>2015 Copa América: out in the groups stage, even Bolivia made it to the next stage and they were in the same group
>2016 Copa América: 7-0
Brazil
>2014 WC: 7-1
>2015 CA: eliminated by Para fucking guay
>2016 CA: out in the groups stage, in a group with Haiti, Peru and Ecuador
England
>2014 WC: out in the groups stage in a group that even Costa Rica made it to the next stage
>2016 Euro: a fucking dentist
Spain
>2014 WC: out in groups stage after losing 5-1
>2016 Euro: out in ro16
>>74479446
Argentina
>lost 3 finals
So you're telling me that the Ninja Turtles are decently high-tier in tournament performances despite their talent level? Neato.
Are you trying to tell me that based Deutschland is going to win WC 2018?
>>74479528
>2014 Ro16 after tough draw and played admirably against Portugal, Ghana and the eventual Champions all without a striker or Donovan
>2015 Gold cup semifinals. A blip in the radar
>2016 Copa America semifinals after being drawn into a tough group stage. Beat the supposed tough Conmebol teams Ecuador and Paraguay, rape Costa Rica and play decently against Colombia.
>2017 Gold Cup champions since Mexico will take their A team to be raped in the Confed cup
>We now have a better pool of starters in Pulisic, Wood and Brooks for the world cup next year
Things are looking up.
>>74479446
>trisubcampeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7yW3y5XRc
Argentina
>2014: lost the WC final against Germany
>2015: lost a CA final against fucking Chile
>2016: manage to lost another CA against fucking Chile again
>>74479572
Let's hope so.
>NO ERA PENAL
>>74479773
Not posting this version
https://youtu.be/Jt_IIzHbJpg
>>74479446
>have soccer as your national sport
>absolutely suck at it
PATHETIC
>>74479572
>>74479796
>MUH HERITAGE
>>74479870
I'm a potatonigger, senpai. I just root for white teams.
>>74479784
> "fucking Chilel"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X03bPmIQjg
asshole...
>>74480288
Ok, you guys won a game against us, so what?
Chile only popped his cherry in 2015 because Argentina choked.
>>74479446
>argentina
>is not white
>is not european
>talks like a retarded spanish cousin
>is the catalan of latin america
>loses 3 finals
>>74480572
But, you still fucked up. And Chile won back to back.
>mfw Chile wins the 2018 World Cup
>>74481215
Cataluña is literally the richest, most successful, most beautiful, most stable, most cultured, most developed, most powerful region in all of Spain.
>>74482420
t. Andres Jordi Abdullah Matamoros Al-bazir Hernandez i Creus de la Torre Bernat William Jones
>>74480288
ESTÁ EM CRISE? CHAMA O CHILE!!!
>2015 CA: eliminated by Para fucking guay
>2016 CA: out in the groups stage, in a group with Haiti, Peru and Ecuador
There's a reason why we use to send out Team B to Meme America, like in these 2 finals when we beat you with our substitutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGc-HFZDEgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWg6Qe2HLg&t=12s
And you know what it is, poor argie..
>>74479446
Thats Brazil before Tite.
I am really confident we are going to win hexa in russia
Next year is our year la
Pogba is going to dab on the World Cup
>>74483609
*parks bus*
>>74482420
But that's wrong Joan
>>74483602
Shut the hell up, monkey donkey. Don't let them realize that we are the best NT of the world right now. Keep it secret.
>>74483681
CHERINHO DE HEXA
Official best results of the 2018 world cup power rankings:
1. Messi gets one for da tina
2. USA USA USA USA
3. Chi chi chi chi le le le le
4. Any country that has never won a cup before except Portugal
5. France
6. Italy
7. Uruguay
8. Spain
99. Portugal
999. Germany
9999. England
>>74483937
forgot to add Brazil in between Germany and England
>>74483856
CHEIRINHO DE HEPTA (2022)
>>74483937
Argentina will never win with Messi. He's actually a better player in everything when playing with them but it's his curse
>>74479446
>tfw I've never seen Argentina's NT win a tournament
>tfw the majority of /sp/ posters can say the same
THIS TEAM WILL BRING MESSI A WORLD CUP
write it down.
>>74479446
Argentina
>1978 WC cheated
>1982 WC no title
>1986 WC cheated
>1990 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>1994 WC no title
>1998 WC no title
>2002 WC no title
>2006 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2010 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>>74484491
>1990 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2006 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2010 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)
yfw that hurts more than a 7-1
>>74484506
yfw Brazil really starts scraping the barrel
>>74484525
mfw we have more world cups than the arabs
>>74484365
Why they can't spell "São Paulo"? Fucking morons
>>74484564
Because São Paulo is a universal saint, monkey donkey. He was not born in Hueland, despite what you think of.
>>74484578
But they are referencing a team, not the fucking saint. Do you or any Brazilian translate Manchester City , Manchester United or Paris Saint German when talking about those teams?
>>74484635
True. We spell San Lorenzo too, and not fucking SÃO LORENÇO.
>>74484578
Do you translate San Lorenzo to São Lorenzo? River Plate to Rio da prata? No because it's the name of the team
>>74484660
It would be São Lorenço, dumbass.
>>74483636
With a healthy Ronaldo in their team they don't stand a chance
I just want to see my team win a knockout match at the world cup
>>74484804
Nice argument. Just because I can't type correct doesn't mean I'm wrong
>>74484975
Maybe in 2022
>>74484993
I wouldn't hold out much hope