/heem/

Schaub is literally God

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Schaub is God

Clairvoyant Cucuy

>>74478619
Good op. Op

Pfister Pfister Pfister Pfister

SHIT FART MEERSCHAERT

>>74478631

This is what this loser lives for his whole day. Being able to spam this for 365 days being a waste of human life.

You are the biggest loser in this entire general.

gooby bless

What does heem think of Bloodyelbow?

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>>74478645
Haters be gone

Our boy Cody Pfister just won lads

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Alright goofballs. The /heem/cord has been up for a while now as a casual place to discuss mma and gather for fight companions. It's been cleaned up and upgraded, it's never been better. Feel free to join in and keep the shitposting to a minimum. Welcome.

https://discord.gg/2fW5Qjs

>>74478658

How do you do it? How do you manage to be the biggest loser in this entire general so consistently?

PFISTER DOES IT!

if khabib is still your boy you need to get out

https://youtu.be/LkbU0dJdF2Y
@17:30

Snooze says WB is a fake nice guy

THE PFIST WINS!!!

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>>74478667
Because apparently those are your standards for being a 'loser'.

In my opinion, nobody here is a loser.

>>74478619
literally came to say >>74478639 (this)

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The hook has been baited.

>>74478680
Schaub bless you bro. Show h8rs the light.

Cody Pfister just retired lol

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>>74478685

RETIREMENT FIGHT

PFISTER JUST RETIRED

>>74478680
You have pictures of another man's child saved on your computer that you post on 4chan. You admitted you refresh the catalog just to be first.

What is wrong with you exactly?

>thanks for the $2,000.
>i've decided to work at starbucks instead

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>>74478680
You're still my boy Coral springs

Don't let these assholes that post here 24/7 like losers get you down

What the fuck? He was just getting started

>>74478703
hes doing it for attention and youre biting in

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>coach tells me BJJ is canceled tomorrow
>come home and see Khabib-Ferguson is canceled

Weekend already ruined.

>>74478703
Its alright man, why di you have to be so mean all the time ? You're always so mean

Help I've fallen and I can't get up

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He just couldn't resist.

>long reigning WW champ, now returns and wants no part of the current WW champ
>goes for freakshow fight at a weightclass he never fought before
>MW champ had a 46 year old for his the last fight, now a WW who hasn't fought in 4 years
UFCircus full stop

>>74478712
will there be a replacement fight?

What was the big announcement boys? I fell asleep

>>74478718
>that killer instinct

Can't say I'm liking 2017 a whole lot thus far desu

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>>74478707
Schaub bless brother. They will never get to me as long as people like you and I still have the will to echo the positive message that Schaub preaches.
>>74478703
Nothing is wrong with me. You have a problem with me, I don't have a problem.

>>74478726
I doubt it, and I highly doubt it'd be anything worth a shit on such short notice.

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kk

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14810808/tony-ferguson-says-he-didnt-accept-late-replacement-because-ufc-wanted-to-cut-my-pay

Khalabeeb is the $ fight

>>74478725
>aldo is the featherweight """champion"""

>>74478729
It was just something like they made a partnership with T Mobile Arena now
Not joking

>>74478718
Rothwell is just a vengeful motherfucker.

Got that Chris Leben Vengeful strength

>>74478733
You clearly have some kind of obsessive compulsive disorder and a string of other mental illnesses.

>>74478718
Does Swab get dropped by slaps there?

The bald Bellator commentator looks like ChristianXXX the tranny and BBW fucker
https://twitter.com/christianxxx1?lang=en

>>74478746
The only one here who is obsessed is YOU. You're obsessed with springsbro.

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WHADDAYE TELL YA
NO ONE IS ON ME LEVEL
GET DA FOOK OUTTA HERE

pfist retiring makes sense, I mean what else is left for the GOAT

probably wants to do steroids full time now that he is shredded and can get some real pussy too

>>74478739
>After making the weight officially, Ferguson said he wasn’t feeling that great and laid down for a nap. When he woke up, Ferguson saw the looks on the faces of his family and friends and wanted to know what was going on. That’s when they told him Nurmagomedov had to be taken to the hospital in the morning and was out of the fight.
>“I can’t even say how I felt,” Ferguson said. ... “It’s still kind of a hard pill to swallow. I prepared really hard for this fight and I know he did, too. It sucks, man.”
>“I know he’s a true warrior,” Ferguson said. “He’s gonna bounce back.”

Cool stuff desu. Interesting that his cut wasn't going the best either, he looked fine as ever when weighing in. Glad he's showing nothing but respect to Khabib rather than kicking him when he's down

>>74478750
Rothwell is a gorilla, strong as all fuck. His technique doesn't need to be very good to hurt a deleted-chin fighter like Schaub.

>>74478773
He already has a girlfriend.

>>74478759
>springsbro.
Why are you nut-riding a 4chan poster?

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how beefy do her nips have to be to show through a padded bra?

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>>74478778

shes ugly as shit, he's probably gettin real pussy now

>>74478737

CUTE!!!

>>74478784
Youre nutriding him. You reply to him every time he posts lol

>>74478786
>shes ugly as shit

You need to calm down.

>>74478777
this

Never doubt that headtrauma strength, Once you've taken a bad head injury at a young age like Rothwell then you get that retard chin and strength.

>>74478792
Why are you nut-riding a 4chan poster who lives vicariously through another man? Why are you enabling mental illness?

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Khabib is a shit.

Ferguson is a shit.

Any fight that Banana fights in should be the main event.

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Tomorrow. Hope he wins

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 209

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo

@74478819
why are you taking picks?

>>74478798

fine

pfist still the goat

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>>74478808
You forgot the failed fighter part

Just stop you corrosive fucker, Schaubposting might be annoying but he is never vindictive to other posters like 80% of you fuckers that post in these threads

#FakePicks

You took fake picks the last time too for 208 and didn't goof them, and lots of people were sperging out about not being included.

>>74478816
>get memed on by Ferg

b-but he hurt him, Lando is da GOAT XDDDD

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starting to think we have a major cutie on deck here

Post some Amanda Booty Cooper pics

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>>74478840

>>74478756
>ywn get paid to fuck trannies

>>74478840
no

Amanda Cooper is gonna lose.

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>>74478834
I'd eat her sweaty ashole if you know what I mean

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>>74478846
but you can still fuck them. thats enough to live for

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>>74478833
Fighting number 3 ranked on a huge win streak in his first UFC debut and nearly winning the fight as well.

Getting heem of the year in his next fight.

Teymur has zero chance.

Face it faggot: Lando is the next champ and is on his way to greatness. Join the Lando hypetrain or get left in the rain.

Banana bless.

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>>74478819
Woodley
Kelly
Banana
Hunt
Cooper

>>74478756
>Knowing traps by name

Where did it go wrong lad?

>the past few days threads were only lasting 1-3 hours max
>khabib kills himself and posting slows down to nothing even during a Bellator event

>>74478877
see >>74478828

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>insecure blackbois reporting me

Wew

>>74478880
he literally fucks men. i would hope he knows their names
https://twitter.com/christianxxx1/status/837742340659785728

>>74478882
>the past few days threads were only lasting 1-3 hours max

You mean like 8 hours, stop talking out of your ass

bisping will HEEM gsp

>>74478826
I'm with this guy.

He's not hurting anyone so just move on.

>>74478895
>https://twitter.com/christianxxx1/status/837742340659785728
trannies aren't men though

>>74478882
To be fair it was a much more potentially exciting fight than the sequel to snoozely vs thomsleep

>>74478816
This hair looks better than shaved head even with the receded hairline.

People need to stop shaving their heads just because they are balding.

>>74478897
theres an archive for you to prove yourself wrong if you care enough

GSP will 50-45 Bisbong

>>74478903
>He's not hurting anyone

He's hurting the general by being such a loser.

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>>74478819
Khabib
Khabib
Khabib
Khabib


we allready did the picks you mongoloid
just delete/ignore the tony fight and were good

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>>74478908
Prove me wrong then dumbass

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>>74478904
i agree but he fucks men with makeup on

>>74478910
Bisping will defeat GSP with a controversial split decision

>>74478926
he's had some prime scenes

just tuned in to lellator, did i miss anything good

>>74478926
>saving this

I wonder what else you post on /heem/

Rivera really gained some confidence there. He was visibly shook at the beginning but he was clearly technically superior. I was wondering what took him so long to get aggressive since he was so much better. He really needs to get his nerves under control.

>>74478935

Cody Pfister just retired.

>>74478938
>>saving this
i used the snipping to to copy it and directly pasted via 4chanx without ever actually saving anything. step your game up you faggot

"Jim Ross will be in Thackerville, OK, with his wife, at the Bellator show."

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>>74478910
GSP can't lay on a guy 20 pounds heavier than him for 5 rounds

>>74478949
Fuck off nerd, I bet you get tons of pussy

>>74478926
source?

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what did Khalabeeb mean by this?

>>74478945
he must have made a killing in MMA, i wish i could retire so young

>>74478958

He will jab him for 25 minutes

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>>74478962
i get a lot of boi butt actually

Is there anyone here who thinks Wondergoy will defeat Tyrone? I feel like Tyrone will finally put him to sleep this time for good.

>>74478967

Oh snap I forgot he was supposed to be in UFC 187 too!

>>74478973
He can't outjab Michael "Most strikes in UFC history" Bisping either

"Here were the results of the World MMA Awards from last night's ceremony in Las Vegas:
Fighter of the Year- Conor McGregor
Female Fighter of the Year - Amanda Nunes
Breakthrough Fighter of the Year - Cody Garbrandt
International Fighter of the Year - Khabib Nurmagomedov
Fight of the Year - Cub Swanson vs. Doo Ho Choi
Knockouts of the Year - Michael Page vs. Cyborg Santos
Submission of the Year - Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
Comeback of the Year - Miesha Tate vs. Holly Holm
Upset of the Year - Michael Bisping vs. Luke Rockhold
Coach of the Year - John Kavanagh
Trainer of the Year - Mike Dolce
Gym of the Year - American Top Team
Referee of the Year - John McCarthy
Ringcard Girl of the Year - Jhenny Andrade
Leading Man - Dana White
Promotion of the Year - UFC
Analyst of the Year - Dominick Cruz
Best program - Ultimate Fighter
Best Media Source - MMA Fighting
Best MMA reporter - Ariel Helwani
Best Clothing brand - Venum"

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>>74478967
It means Mystic Mac was right about this "pull out merchant"

>>74478990

Yes he can. Bisping is a trash striker.

See: Thales Leites fight.

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/837838172872568833

>>74478995
This is the one that had that voting page ?

>>74478726
Nothing but a prelim fight pushed up

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PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO CODY "THE PFIST" PFISTER

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>>74479002
fuck this guy, who the hell does he think he is. Cody Pfister is /ourguy/. would love to see cody punch him in his big fucking nose.

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>>74479032
F

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any news on khabib?
is he alive?

Cody won round 1 against Sage.

Took a dive in round 2 by giving up his neck to save the company.

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>>74479053
hes literally dead

>>74479055
Nothing but respect. True company man. Uncle Dana took care of him well that night, let him make dookie in Arianny mouth.

>>74479063
haha XD XD XD

>Falling for the Kallerbib meme

>>74479080
cyborg is a crossfitter now

ask a professional fighter anything

>>74479053
if he has liver failure he should be out for awhile, no way he should cut for awhile, not atleast till 211

>>74479080
Ngannou is a crossfitter and he's the #6 HW in the world after 2 years of MMA training.

You must be fat yourself.

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>>74478819
Woodley
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
Cooper

>>74479092
What's your second job ?

Post your UFC walk out song.

Conor vs Cucuy
WOnderboy vs Tyrone
Hunt vs Reem
Rashad vs Dad Kelly
Lando vs Teymur

boom 1.2 million ppv buys

>>74479107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OPiSAPPSA0

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>>74478819
Wondermeme
Kelly
Lando
Hunt
Cooper

>>74479097

fake picks

what are the chances they move one of the fights from the prelim to the main event? that means they make more money right?

>>74479108

I don't think they'd be able to find Conor in the hole he's hiding in.

How much longer until we start seeing Conor trashing Khabib because he knows he's not fighting him now??

>>74479017
dunno

>>74479137
if he knows hes not fighting him then why would he ever mention him again?

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>>74478619

Woodley
Rashad
Vannata
Hunt
Coop

>tfw every time we're about to have a good card some shit happens

who's ready for snoozefests and decisions all night long

>>74479133
my point is that if it was the Conor/Tony fight it would have at least actually happened

Has Bellator always been as shitty as it is now? I've only been watching it for about a year and it seems like it's only getting worse if anything. The meme matchups like Kimbo Dada are fun for the spectacle but when they try to pretend to be a legitimate fighting organization the fights just end up putting me to sleep most of the time.

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>>74478819

T.W
R.E
L.V
A.O
A.C

>>74479161
tonights card is especially bad even by smellator standards

>>74479161
Enjoy it while you can for this pseudo-sport is on life-support.

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>>74478995
>Coach of the Year - John Kavanagh

now that the dust has settled

does tony have a replacement fight or are they just going to fuck all of us out of a fight.

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>>74478819
WONDERBITCH
KELLY
LANDO
HUNT
Cooper (lol like wtf cares)

They are just going to re schedule r-right guys?

>>74479184

It was confirmed hours ago that he's fighting no one. And he shouldn't be anyway.

>>74479156
>>74479193
stop responding to fake picks

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>>74479184
im pretty sure tony just isnt fighting but i dont know if theyre gonna move up or add another fight so idk if i should take more picks now?

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>>74479195
They'll schedule McGregor-Ferguson and make Khabib wait as long as they can.

>>74479184
they moved the women's fight to the main card

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I hope khabib never gets a title shot again

I hope he never even gets near a ppv card

what a fucking joke

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>>74479221
no they didnt. fake picks guy is trolling

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>>74478995
>Ringcard Girl of the Year - Jhenny Andrade
>literally pic related ringcard girl of the year

Why do Americunts have such shit taste in women?

>>74479216
IF you take new picks you leave out everyone else who submitted picks earlier

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>>74478819
>Tyron Woodley
>Rashad Evans
>Lando Vannata
>Alistair Overeem
>Amanda Cooper

>>74479216
Nah you should leave as it is and goof everybody who picked kebab

>>74479216
I already started taking the picks. They put the woman's fight on the main card.

>>74479232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_209

Anyone who watched the weigh in video would know they put the woman's card on the main event.

>>74479256

Fake news

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>>74479256
i started taking picks wednesday. dozens have already submitted picks m8

I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SUBMIT PICKS FOR GIRLS WHO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT KEEP THE OLD PICKS YOU MONGS

>>74479285
Not even the right main card. Let it go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU

>>74479283
Dana is 90% full of shit

>>74479285
Just ignore the Khabib Tony fight and go by the picks that are on there for the real fights. Idgaf about women fights.

>>74479283

Big Pigg of the LW division.

>>74479283
weight cutting was a mistake
-dana white

hackman or lavato

>>74479285
Those are really well made, fake picks guy has nothing on it

>>74479283
fuck that little shithead, hope he not only has a career ending injury but one that affects him for the rest of his life.

How the fuck do you pull out against Tony 3 fucking times? Anyone defending khabib is an absolute nut hugging cum drinker. Fucking incredible.

>>74479107
>Post your UFC walk out song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uw8mIcQJn8

>>74479283

khabum should never get a high profile fight again

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He made weight, but is the Pizza still going to play a role in the fight?

THAT WAS KWIK

>>74478819
Woodley
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
IDGAF

>kekator
what the fuck was that

>>74479329
tony pulled out last time though

>>74479345
Don't bailout the 202er

>>74479333
Cheat meals ruin your performance by 25%

>>74479339
>IDGAF
This is what happens when new picks are taken.

>>74479333
It's gonna give him strength to fight negro menace


(he's still gonna lose)

>>74479342
wooo its going to be a loooooong night of dave n busters commercials

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>>74478819
>wonderboy
>kelly
>lando
>cooper
>hunt

>>74478631
>coral springs

if you still like khabib you need to leave

>>74479367
I like Khabib and I'm not leaving.

>>74479107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGvmrJ5rjM

>>74479376
you need to. get the fuck out of my website.

uh

Bellator even has a joe rogan impersonator.

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>>74478819
Thompson
Evans
Lando
Hunt
Cooper

>>74479367

agreed

if khabum is your boy you need to get the fuck outta here

khabib is a padded record bum who pulls out

conor was right about him all along

he should never be on anything other than a fight pass or fs1 card

>>74479383
beg me
make me

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>>74479283
>Believing Uncle Dana

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>>74478819
Wonderboyo
Evans
Banana
Cunt
>WMMA

>>74479345
Doesn't matter. Khabib sabotaged Tony during his fight camp so he couldn't fight.

STOP RESPONDING TO FAKE PICKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thompson
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
Cooper
>>74478819

>The inaugural Bellator Women's Featherweight World Title will be awarded tonight when Marloes Coenen and Julia Budd square off.

wtf

are they being original with this shit too?

also, can somebody stream me up with something that isn't bellator's website?

anyone got a webm of that 13 second lellator opener?

>>74479440

dude the card is already over nobody is gonna be watching

who gives a fuck about the picks

fuck it just let the spergs rile each other up

>>74479439
I need a stream too

>>74478995

>fighter of the year - Conor
>international fighter of the year - Khabib

Makes 0 sense

>>74479458
>nobody is gonna be watching

I WILL BE WATCHING

is there seriously no fucking stream for any of these fights tonight?

sooo Marloes loses to Dufresne then immediately gets a title shot and Dufresne gets a fight on the prelims of the same card and loses
>just bellator things

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>>74479366
>New York City

Do you enjoy living there? I've been a handful of times and it was incredible, but that was only for days at a time.

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>>74478819
Tyron Woodley
Rashad Evans
Lando Vannata
Alistair Overeem
Cynthia Calvillo

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if you would have told me 2 years ago michael bisping would be fighting GSP for the middleweight title I would have asked if you were crazy in your ead.

>>74479496
why would there be?

>>74479531
TOWER 9
VENUS HAS SEVEN MOON
SASQUASH
UFOS
I KNOW TOY ASHEEEPLE
TRUMP IS WINNER
I AM YES BUT WHAT ARE YOU

Bellator is on

You have NO EXCUSES to not being watching it

>Picking Amanda Cooper

>>74479496
yes but im not sharing :^}

>pink hair

His italian ancestors would be proud

N G A N N O U

:^D

>>74479531
The conversation that saved the UFC

>>74479548
I'm watching but it's a shit card to be honest, man. Doesn't help that they literally lost half of their promoted main card, which wasn't particularly noteworthy to begin with. Still, hoping for fun, opener was okay for that.

this Pizzolato guy looks like an Amish SJW

>>74479552
come on man i've had a rough day because khabib dropped out i really need this

>>74478958

I think you'd be surprised

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>>74478666

MINIMAL shitposting on a "heem"cord?

>>>/reddit/

>>74479498
Coenen's dutch commentary on some ufc cards is cringey as fuck as well, bitch doesnt even know the rules

Give the interim title shot to Lando so he can make Tony look stupid again. Lando takes the belt and this will be enough to draw conor into a perceivable first title defense.

Dat fucking throw
Justin Wren stronk

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okay, i think i have it figured out. Tony vs Kebab wont get goofed. it just wont count but neither will Amanda and Cynthia but you can still make your picks if you want. I think thats fair to everyone

Woodley vs Thompson
Vannata vs Teymur
Evans vs Kelly
Hunt vs Overeem

Optional Bonus Fight:
Calvillo vs Cooper

holy shit that suplex

Is eating people a PED?

They didnt find a replacement for Tony yet did they?

What the fuck?

>>74479531
>uhhh my boy ferguson would mission control you into a zombie, stoner sweep you and take mountain top position that rape choke you

>>74479612
STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHATS THE LITERAL POINT IN ADDING AMANDA VS CYNTHIA

NO ONE HERE HAS EVER WATCHED MORE THAN TWO OF THEIR FIGHTS SO ESSENTIALLY ITS JUST GUESSING AND IT TAKES UP MEANINGLESS SPACE

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

>>74479624
Michael Johnson offered but Tony was told he'd be fighting for less money and no belt so he refused.

SUPLEX CITY BITCH!

>>74479637
you dont have to make a pick my man. theyre on the card so they should get goofed

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I don't care how good gsp used to be he's rusty and returning old legends have done shitty every time.

Mike shitking will beat that fat old welterweight and it's an absolute travesty this fight is even happening

Fuck bisping. Watch him retire after this win and claim goat status and we'll never see yoel murder that smug Brit

Reeeeeeeee

certified beefified

PYGMY STRONK! MY BOY!

>>74479653

REEEEEE SHUT UP STOP FISHING FOR YOUS YOU LOSER STOP TAKING A PRE-PRELIMS FIGHT THAT NO ONE KNEW EXISTED

>>74479642
link pls

>>74479664
you dont watch Studboy Radio with heem every tuesday? Cynthia is on there quite often. We all knew she was fighting

Chas Skelly

>>74479283
Wouldn't have happened if he didn't eat meat on wednesday or friday.

>>74479666
http://www.vipboxtv.me/fighting/461540/1/bellator-174-:-coenen-vs-budd-stream.html

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do it.

>>74479685

Does she train at TAM? If so then she's gonna win, and everyone who picked Cooper just wasted their time.

le save the manlets reddit man

This guy needs to fuck off

>>74479718
>t. Tiny man that will never be saved.

>>74479712
yeah, its pretty much a given that shes gonna win

>>74479612
>>74479432

Wonderboy is cute.

Why is this fella saving the Congo? Why isn't Cheick Kongo saving the Congo?

if Wren is your boy in any way, you need to get your shit together

Cain Velasquez ruined UFC 207

>>74478777
rothwell has retard strength those punches are like 3/4 of hunt power punch

>>74479736
Wypeeple have to save the world.

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holy shit what the fuck?! why would dana go full racist and bring khabib's religion into this?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG0sZcw78as&t=6s

>>74479736
It takes a white man

>>74479763
>wypeeple
white people cant even wypeepo correctly

>>74479333
wtf that pizza looks terrible.

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>>74478819
TWOOD
EVANS
BANANA
REEM
CALVILLO

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>>74478819
Tie ron
Rashad
Groovy
Oveem
Cooper without knowing who these literally whos are >WMMA

>>74478737
god bless karol

>triggered by women

How is Overeem favorite over Hunt?
/Heem/ + /bet/, explain.

>>74478995
>International Fighter of the Year - Khabib Nurmagomedov

Nigga what? Horcher and Johnson make him great this year?

>>74479770
wtf the audio doesnt work for me, anyone else? are they just fucking with us leafs?

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>>74479779
What about this one?

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>>74478819
>>74479612

WOODLEY
VANNATA
KELLY
REEM
CALVILLO!

>>74479810
Casuals remember Hunt as getting ragdolled by Lesnar. Casuals remember Reem KOing Lesnar and almost beating Stipe.

>>74479810

BECAUSE REEM HAS NO CHIN. ONE JAB COULD FLOOR HIM.

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>>74479810

Bookies just make the bigger name the favorite so if they win its less of a payout

>Ronda a 3 to 1 favorite over Nunes

>>74478958
GSP can beat Bisping anyway he wants. This fight isn't even going to be close.

>music playing during the fight

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>>74479638
>and no belt

Like the interim is a belt

>>74479810

Mark Hunt doesn't wanna fight. He said he was forced to be there, so he's not even fully there.

>>74479860
McGregor has the fake belt

>>74479865
Hunto is always fully there

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 209

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo

>>74479842
You're drunk.

>>74479865
>>74479841
Reem can't russel and has -0 chin while Hunt is nearly un-KO-able.

>>74479889
I'm not arguing against that, I'm just saying bookies try to outwit the casual fan.

>>74478998
>Bisping is a trash striker, see this one fight!!!!

Retard

I would let Collins tim me

>>74479884
Wonderboy
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
ABC

>>74479852
ronda was never a 3 to 1 favorite

>>74479810
reem has to runaway for 3 rounds

>>74479896
>see this one fight

I wasn't gonna list every Bisping fight except UFC 199, I'll just redirect you to sherdog instead.

>>74479770
>Claims a religious insult was made then provides a video with no audio as proof

You work for cnn dont you

>>74479904

Not him.

Yes she was.

She opened at -300.

They should have offered Ferguson more money to keep him on the card.

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>>74479915
>>74479904

Still depressed about the Khabib fight. It's like a bad dream that I can't wake up from.

>>74479915
nope

>>74479915
>>74479933

-320 to be exact.

That said, Reem is still gonna win.

>>74479929
What happened?

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>>74479933

>>74478619
>check axstv stream for lionfight
>its apehoop shit
every time

>>74479907
And I'll redirect your loser ass back to /r/mma, low income dork

>>74479946

It's cancelled.

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>>74479946

>>74479958

Pipe down turd.