/heem/: still our boy edition

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AND DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING RAMADAN

God I hate this faggot right now.

stop crying, pussies. it's just a fight. do you guys not have lives or anything else that really affects your life to worry and get all upset about?

FUCK

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I knew things were too good to be true, anyway. Khabib done goof'd up.

M-1 CHALLENGE 75
SHLEMENKO VS. BRADLEY
WATCH ONLINE

https://matchtv.ru/boxing/matchtvnews_NI723513_Shlemenko_protiv_Bredli_pramaja_translacija_boja

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>>74474611
it really is perplexing
khabib is my boy, but i'm not cutting myself, shitting my pants, and banging my head my head against a wall like other people on here seem to be doing
calm down, fuck

I can't believe it. Somebody wake me up inside.

>>74474611
i wont give a shit in few days but i was actually looking forward to this fight last april and got bummed when it was cancalled and now i m fucking devistated

>>74474611
This.

Probably normie casuals.

Aldo x Tony confirmed, screencap this

It will be Aldo, it NEEDS to be Aldo, you know why? Because if(and this is a big IF, dont get me wrong) Tony loses, it needs to be to someone who people actually would pay to see aggainst McGregor, and Aldo fits this

>>74474701
Getting some vodkarunes which seem to say I can't watch it

>>74474815
Now I know you're just trolling.

Won't respond to you seriously any more Joaoa.

Man Khabib must have just lost quite a few fans

What was kebabs diet /heem/?

Fuck moslems, fuck russians and fuck fucking kebabsupporters.

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I just woke up
Yesterday i was talking about how shit khabib looked. I wanted to make a post about khabib being taken to the hospital because of the weight cut. I decided against it just to not fuck around. Then i dream about khabib getting sick and not being able to fight. First thing i do i check the weigh ins. Khabib is sick and couldnt make weight. Fuck my life, heem.

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THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>74474835
the problem is, he didnt have one

>>74474835
the rest of the pizza that wonderboy sampled

>he trusted a dagestani

DELETE EARLY WEIGH INS
DELETE USADA
DELETE IV BAN

i'm scared. bros. my karate green belt test is tomorro. instead of training this evening i ate a schnitzel and two bag of chips just because i'm so nervous. i'm gonna be in front of the judges alone in the middle of gym filled with 200 people.

i think i'm gonna pull out and not go tomorrow. i'm gonna be slow as hell with all the extra weight. i walk around 170 but now i'm easily 180

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<----------------

Happiest man alive.

Now he has no reason to fight Khabib in his lifetime.

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I wish that I could turn back time,
'Cause now the guilt is all mine.
Can't live without the trust from those you love.

REAL NON EARLY NON SPERGOP THREAD HERE

>>74474824
>>74474824
>>74474824

SUPPORT WESTERN CULTURE

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>>74474865
the IV ban should be deleted, its only purpose is to make it harder for fighters to cut a fuckton of weight
they're obviously still doing it

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KK > JJ

>>74474879
you should be banned for life

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>so can you make 170 by 10 ET or not goofball
>tfw 174

>>74474879
No thanks spergy

>>74474877
What's done is done it feels so bad.
What once was happy now is sad.

It all comes tumbling down.

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>tfw AKA could haved 4 GOATS at the same time
>tfw your favorites fighters careers die thanks to their camp

>>74474611
>>74474812
why cant they just reschedule for next month at 210? Tony and khabib are the only 2 legitimate contenders, everyone else is coming off losses

>>74474887
i want her to make me spaghetti dinner just so i can tell her its bad and have her beat the shit out of me

I can't believe it man.

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Daily heeminder.

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>yfw Teymur heems Lando at 209

Reminder Ferguson knew about Khabib's weightcutting problems

Zane Simon

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>people are actually mad that two manlets aren't fighting.
heh

>>74474921
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

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>>74473843
AHAHAHAHAHA

GET BTFO YOU MUDSLIME SHITE

>KHALABIB DUCKING TONY THIS HARD

AHAHAH

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is he /ourboy/

>>74474865
The IV ban needs to go

>>74474911
Khabib won't get medical clearance and Dana won't risk it happening again. Ferguson is the first defense.

>>74474911
>why cant they just reschedule for next month at 210?
Lol m8 that's not how it works. This fight has fallen through 3 times now. It's never gonna happen now, Tony won't agree to it.

>>74474930
>Tony is actually 6 feet tall

Moron

>work's back from chinese new year
>my ETH gains have doubled in a week
>khabib, AKA, Islam, and SpergOP have been humiliated

This is a great Friday.

>>74474937
>wears sunglasses indoors
Does he play the blues?

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>>74474937
yes

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which fight are they going to move up from the prelim to the main card?

>>74474918
ne brukaj tu zastavu

BIG PIGG

The card went from a potential 9/10 to a 7/10

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GET ON ME LEVEL

>>74474933
Based SpainSperg here to do work

>>74474952
ABC. Having the pissbreak at the start of the prelims was a mistake.

>>74474963
5/10 max.

>>74474953
Seres a ne znas ni o cemu se radi

kill me

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>>74474947
Tony is 5'11 manlet lover.
>being mad that two people the size of highschool kids aren't fighting
>weighing 155 ever
kek

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>can go a month without a food on ramazan
>fail to make weight on time for biggest fight of his career

what a FUCKIN RETARDED MORON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fuck this semen slurping sport

Do not ever speak to me about Kh*bib again

going back and watching embedded is pretty funny now though tbqf

god damn they were promoting kebab hard

Saint Goobert

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AKA is such a trash camp

>>74474940
>Tony won't agree to it

Bullshit. It's the only way he gets a title and he knows Khabib waited for him. He's likely to do the same

>>74474978
>Actually being proud of being an obese loser

Post your neck with timestamp. I bet you have 3 chins.

Man, someone called it, Khabib couldn't handle the weight cut. I don't get it, dudes shorter than some bantamweights. What a fucking disappointment.

Is this a dream?

Feckin weak mudslime, can't even make it to weigh-ins. Sad!

HOW IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE

UFC IS A WORTH BILLION AND THEY CANT KEEP A COUPLE O MONKEYS HEALTHY FOR A FIGHT?

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Learned my lesson from fedor to never make any picks until weigh in. Khabib BTFO

>>74474988
They literally made him his own shirt. They were set to make him their new Russian star. They were as behind him as they'll ever be. The Embedded's were doing great numbers, he had support, he met Tyson, even GSP popped up to wish him luck. Everything was going fantastic for both him and WME

>>74474992
>It's the only way he gets a title

The only way he gets a title is when he d'arces the Irish chicken who is running away begging to fight a 40 year old retired boxer. An interim belt after this entire fiasco and build up would be awful plus this is the THIRD time this fight has fallen through.

this sport is so fucking stupid

I hope khabib fanboys commit suicide

what kind of fucking retard thinks he can cut 30 lbs and make a fight

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>>74474966
Khalabib is SAD!

THE SEED IS REMOVED YA FUCKIN MOMOS, KHALABIB IS A WEAK MUDSLIME SHIT JUST LIKE OP!

What happens to based Ferg now?

>>74475006
>Learned my lesson from fedor to never make any picks until weigh in

Amazing how many losers on here were arguing with me saying that picks after weigh-ins don't matter. It's literal stupidity and casualness.

>>74475009
They'll still do it because it's the only lightweight fight ffs

It's not like Ferguson has another contender to fight in the meantime. They'll still make it an interim belt because they hand them out like candy

stats from the UG:

2009-2016, limited to the UFC. Of all the lists in MMA, this is one you don’t want to be #1 on. The findings are not great for AKA.

1. AKA • 8 fighters, 111 scheduled fights, 24 injuries, 21.6% injury rate
2. Serra/Longo • 4 fighters, 48 scheduled fights, 9 injuries, 16.3% injury rate
3. Nova Uniao • 12 fighters, 135 scheduled fights, 20 injuries, 14.8% injury rate
4. Blackzilians • 10 fighters, 97 scheduled fights, 14 injuries, 14.4% injury rate
5. Roufusport • 8 fighters, 87 scheduled fights, 11 injuries, 12.6% injury rate
6. Team Nogueira/Blackhouse • 11 fighters, 152 scheduled fights, 16 injuries, 11.9% injury rate

Below average rate.

7. Tristar • 15 fighters, 153 scheduled fights, 14 injuries, 9.2% injury rate
8. ATT • 12 fighters, 219 scheduled fights, 19 injuries, 8.7% injury rate
9. Jackson Wink MMA • 26 fighters, 353 scheduled fights, 30 injuries, 8.5% injury rate
10, Kings MMA • 6 fighters, 94 scheduled fights, 6 injuries, 6.4% injury rate
11. Team Alpha Male • 8 fighters, 120 scheduled fights, 7 injuries, 5.8% injury rate
12. Alliance MMA • 12 fighters, 164 scheduled fights, 7 injuries, 4.3% injury rate

Average rate of injury 10.3%.

AKA head coach Javier Mendez spoke with Hutchinson, and pointed out that three of the injuries attributed to his team were suffered by Khabib Nurmagomedov, and they happened when he was training in Russia. Further, Cormier’s injury happened while DC was teaching his own wrestling class. However, the coach also acknowledged that the team has had a high injury rate, and explained that he is taking preventative steps, including minimizing hard sparring and being cognizant of over training.

“If fighters are looking at me like, ‘you’re f’ing us up coach,’ then I should probably quit,” said Velasquez. “I don’t want to hurt anyone. I do the best to take care of them and they’ll tell you that I don’t let them spar when they’re injured. I hold them back.”

Will khabib and tony ever fight? What will happen to Khabib? Will the UFC trust him and continue to give him high scale fights?

>>74474970
prosvetli me

DEATH TO KHABIB

>>74474994
>he isn't atleast 6'2 and 200 pounds
heh Post you standing in a doorway. Bet you are eyelevel with the knob

>>74475019
>based Ferg
Really funny how fickle you are, just a few months ago you were saying Tony sucks and that RDA would eat him alive.

Pathetic bandwagoner loser.

Time to end this suffering.

>>74475010
woodley cuts over 30 lbs to make 170

khabib is just a fat fuck who tries to cut too much weight in the last 48 hours

>>74474933
you were so meek before this happened, lol opportunistic faggot

CAN'T WAKE UP

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How long until DC pulls out of the Rumble fight?

How inflated will Kebabs record be after he starts fighting 10 year olds in Kadyrov's promotion

>>74475026
Kudos to TAM.

>>74475026

Iron sharpens iron.

Heeminder to do hard-sparring without head-gear at least 3 times a week MINIMUM.

No one is talking about how wonderboy made weight despite eating that slice of pizza.

>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KH>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAH>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAHAHAHA>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAHAHBIB HAHAHAH

>FEED KHABIB

>>74475026
>AKA and Serra/Longo is higher than Nova União, a gym famous for having the fighters actually FIGHT in the trainings and not only spar

kek

>>74475053
manlet gym

>>74475032
Post your neck with timestamp.

What happened lads? He made weight last time? He made 155? He's just ducking tony.

>>74475067
>AKA
>what happened?

>>74475063
The best MMA fighting happens in manlet divisions. The most anticipated fight since 205 was literally a manlet fight.

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>>74475034
>Seldom make picks
>Said RDA was probably gonna win, which isn't the same as making a pick but this faggot's on my dick about it

>It's the same faggot I BTFO last time we talked

GET FUCKING REKT KHALABIB SCUM, SUCC MY NUTS LMAO !!

>>74475043
WHATCHU GON DO ABOUT IT, LEAF FAG?

>>74475067
biggest pussy in MMA right now

any time he's faced LEGIT competition he's either injured or pulls out

fuck this mudslime

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>>74475057

he had a bite, not a slice

t-wood still gonna fuck him up

who else no longer buying this card?

>mfw people already bought it

Khabib cut when?

>>74475076

You said Tony sucks, now you're saying "Based Ferg"

You're an autistic bandwagoner with mental illness.

>fighters end up in the hospital before even fighting

I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me.

>>74475029
>>74470907

Now all needs to happen is for Rumble to KO the "champ" Daniel Cormier so that AKA never holds another belt again ever.

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>>74475082
>biggest pussy in MMA right now
>any time he's faced LEGIT competition he's either injured or pulls out
>fuck this mudslime
This.

>>74475089
>People aren't allowed to change opinions on fighters

Lmao look at this fucking loser, I bet you unironically attempted to succ your own dicc at least once you fucking FAIRY LOL !!

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>Beats RDA 30 years ago
>Beats part time Fed Ex working Darrel Horcher
>Beats Michael "10 loses by sub" Johnson

GUYS KHABIB IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER ON PLANET EARF!

>>74474953
>>74474970
>>74475029

What is this moonspeak? Speak English or get out of /heem/

They're actually trying to make Tony vs Michael Johnson

>>74475105
>>People aren't allowed to change opinions on fighters

You're a low IQ mental illness bandwagoner

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[arabic yelling]

What did they mean by this?

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>>74475058
>>74475076
it's funny to see you getting so worked up about this
enjoy it while you can, khabib will be back and he will win the title

>>74475105

>I literally like who is popular

So kewl

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/abc/

>>74475110
Michael Johnson finna get d'arced.

Kebab is a fucking pussy. How many fights has he bitched out of now?

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>>74475129

>>74474887
>better tits than 135ers

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I stand with Khabib.

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>khabib can't even make it to a fight

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>>74475115
>Literally got this little faggot on the ropes projecting how much of an autistic permavirgin semen slurping homo he is

C R Y, L O L !!

>>74475118
See >>74475082
Kys SpergOP, you pooskin.

>>74475120
>I'm le underground hipster meme FiteFan xD

That's rich, especially since one of my top boys only made it to the UFC last year. Kys loser. LOL !!

>>74474901
fighters from AKA need to be penalized. the pay cut will go towards having a backup fighter from a non-AKA gym at every weigh-in.

any individual who fucks up a card due to an avoidable injury, overtraining, poor weight management etc more than two or three times should be penalized the same way.

>>74475145
whos that?

FUCKING FUCK. Why the fuck did Khabib have to be a fucking shitstain of a fighter and not make weight, out of ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE... FERG CALLED IT AND I TALKED SHIT ABOUT IT. NOW I SUFFERED THE CONSEQUENCES...

>>74475150
Michael Johnson

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How do we fix the weight-cut problem?

>>74475148
>Low IQ bandwagoner still keeps responding after being exposed as the low IQ bandwagoner he is

Who are you gonna bandwagon next?

>>74475150
Michael Johnson you turbo ignoramus.

Succ nuts.

>>74475157
Remove IV ban.

>>74475137
Would eat her ass tbqh

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"He's [Khabib] fought once in eight years. He ain't fight too frequent for my liking. For me to commit to something like that, I need to see solid proof that people are gonna show up and he's a consistent pull-out merchant." - Conor McGregor

Why do we still doubt the GOAT

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What in hydration

>>74475157
Make them weigh-in right before the fight.

>>74475118
he'll never get a title shot at this rate, they'll say he fucked up too much and needs to prove he won't pull out of another fight, or demand him to fight at WW

How many times has Khabib been able to make weight since the IV ban? Has it just been once? He was right on the edge, one of the guys who really needed it.

M1 GLOBAL HERE LADS

http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv

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>>74475157
Have fighters fight at their natural weight

>>74474611
I've been looking forward to this fight for weeks and then they tear it away from us at the last minute when I have mates coming down from all over the country to watch it on my big screen and get wasted.
Fuck Khabib, I was Team Ferg anyway and they ruined his dreams of becoming the GOAT

>>74475120

He only bandwagons the popular fighters. Cruz, Cerrone, Conor, DC...it's actually really pathetic to watch.

By far the biggest autist on /heem/

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>>74475157
constant dehydration testing and limiting hydration limits for weight cutting. expensive but necessary

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post ABC pls

>>74475176
Eat some more tiramisu next time, you muzzie fuck

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>>74475157

155, 165, 175, 185, 195, 205

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Aside Hunto v Reem and Craig v Pedro, 209 is basically a fuckup now

>Nonfactor division main event
>Rashad "Slightly above average" Evans
>Lando's about to get btfo

>>74474933
based spain

Name the last time someone pulled out of a scheduled fight.

Hardmode: No AKA

>>74475184

I know. I feel bad for replying and giving him the attention he so desperately craves

>>74475157
Categorize fighters according to their natural body weight to have an equal and safe cut that can easily be managed.

>>74475157

Literally have them weigh in before they set foot in the octagon. That negates all this stupid weight cut and rehydration nonsense.

Everyone gets to fight at their actual weight. If you're 5'9" and walk around at 190 lbs then that's your problem, you get to fight as a MW.

>>74475157
Weigh ins minutes before they walk into the ring. Honestly I don't know why we don't do this already. That would make it completely fair since they'd have to actually be fighting at the weight listed instead of actually being some amount heavier.

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OMG A JUST WOKE UP AND SEE THIS NEWS AND TRUMP AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF FUCKING YOUR SISTERS, COUSINS AND INBREEDING

>>74475200
Gastelum out of 205

>>74475200
hashad and gastelum

>>74475200
ian mccall and mitrone within the last 60 days

So do I get my money back?
Cash In Suspended

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i can see Tony accepting Johnson but it's not like he even has to. He's weighed in so he gets paid doesn't he?

>>74475193
>Becomes a broken record after being exposed as a bandwagoner low IQ statist

>>74475200
>>74475215
>>74475217
quit samefagging mohammed

Cage-side weigh ins wouldn't stop fighters from cutting weight

>>74475208
Because its stupid, what if a fighter doesnt make weight? Are they getting someone from the crowd to replace the fighter?

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>>74475227
shes okay but shes not thicc

>>74475208
Im pretty sure someone died in boxing when they used to do that. They need time to dehydrate or not cut the crazy amount of weight they do.

>>74475200

Someone pulls out of a card all the time.

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Christ mates I already paid for this fight. I'm a wrestler and I love watching Khabib fight. He's everything I like watching in a fighter and he's kind of an inspiration to me. But then when this shit happens, I feel fucking betrayed. What a bunch of fucking bullshit. Now my whole weekend is ruined.

>>74475208
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

>>74475221

if you bet on the fight, its cancelled so yes you have to get your money back

>>74475242
>he has to repeat the same shit over and over

You mean like you're doing right now?

its okay guys he cant still make weight

>>74475233

It wouldn't but they wouldn't show up in skelly mode if they actually wanted to win.

>>74474937
He was always my boy, and he would have beat Khabitch senseless.

So what happened to kalabib? Is there absolutely no hope?

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Now that dust has settled, how should UFC punish Khabib?

Now I hope that McNigger knocks that mudslime shit out.

Michael Johnson is stepping in for Khabib but wgaf

Do they sell really squishy gloves that will absorb a ton of force for sparring without getting heemed?

>>74475246
>I already paid for this fight
why the fuck would you do that given khabib and AKA's history lmao

I think weighing in should happen on stage at late afternoon like they used to.

Much less people were missing weight.

>Between January and May, before the UFC began holding early weigh-ins the day before an event, just one fighter missed weight over 14 cards. Since the implementation of earlier weigh-ins at UFC 199 on June 4, 15 fighters have missed weight or not made it to weigh-ins due to bad weight cuts over the course of 22 shows.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/11/27/13753770/click-debate-why-have-more-fighters-missed-weight-since-the-advent-of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sx1JK6irw&t=120s


LMAO THEY JUST WENT AND DELETED ALL THE KHABIB VIDEOS FROM THEIR CHANNEL


JUSTbib.

>>74475240
Or they could just not dehydrate themselves. Ever thought of that?

>>74475279
this early meme just gives cutbabies time to get bigger than their opponent. its unfair to guys like frankie

how mad is dana right now

>>74475280
>>he has to repeat the same shit over and over after being exposed as a low IQ bandwagoner

What's wrong with you?

>>74475246
You are not alone

>>74475026
can you provide a reference for this pls? link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bs5YxFY_s

>>74475286
ffs he was finally getting a promotional push
THE promotional push

>>74475296

Not as mad as he was at UFC 200.

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>>74475057
now let's see if his cardio becomes a factor

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Could someone please tell me that Ferguson will at least fight someone? Please make it better Dana

>>74475308
>>Going "NO U" again
But that's what you did. Are you okay there Pedro? Why are you typing in all caps?

>>74475308
El Tappo ducking frankie still in 2017. makes you think doesnt it

>>74475314

But this loss will hurt WME more.. they needed this ppv

and now its gone

>>74475052
He'll be 50-0 before he gets another crack at the title.

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>>74475286
kek

>>74475271
theyre called boxing gloves

>>74475286
well that makes sense.

Remember when I said that Khabib's cardio would get exposed (which it would have cause he was clearly having a bad weight cut) and a bunch of morons here (you)'d me, including the norwegian refugee manlet living in Spain, saying I was wrong?

Really makes you think.

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Eddie Alvarez and his team have also reached out.

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/837761355180466176

>>74475026
Jackson Wink would have more but cowboy doesn't pull out of fights.
that man would fight with one arm

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https://youtu.be/BvVdWChdAYE
go to 0:58

>>74475271

Sock'em boppers

>>74475303
copied from http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/AKA-1-in-pulling-out-of-fightsstats:2638581?pc=2

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>>74475331
пpяный или ocтpый

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pls pls pls

NEED El Cucuy to fight tomorrow

>>74475118
He won't be getting a title shot for a while buddy, and roightly sohw

>>74475322
can you be more lame, you'd give an arm just to see him stepping up and KOing the shit out of the turd and becoming the most beloved fighter in history

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>>74475227

>>74475342
I was saying this too. Im not disappointed that the fight isn't happening, I just wanted to talk shit to all the kahbib fags.

>>74475377
Rocky Dennis lookin' ass nigga

>>74475364
thanks based latcuck

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>>74475377
don't post gremlin pls

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>>74475377
do you honestly find her attractive?

>>74475365
johnson is too risky, id love him to take it but I wouldnt if i was him.

>Khabib had weight cutting issues
Let me guess, you guys hear that on CNN?

He's ducking Tony

>>74475381
>Khabib has le best cardio ever man he grew up in the mountains of Dagestan

Fergie would have destroyed him in the 4th round. Good thing for his record the fight isn't happening.

Side note but how mad is Woodley knowing his PPV points took a huge hit with khabib out?

>>74475385
what a beautiful mermaid

>>74475378
>I'm not Spanish I swear
>what do you mean post my skin colour why do you want me to get doxxed

Eat shit, Pedro.

>>74475401
this, it's fake news khabib is a bitch

>>74475407
>10,000 less buys
its fucking nothing.exe

>>74475365

Tony shouldn't accept either of these bums.

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>>74475407
>his PPV
i wasn't his event anyways

>>74475407
Woodley probably thinks it doesn't matter, he's the "real" main event

>>74475378
you do care. write more paragraphs about how frankie wouldn't takedown and sub mcgregor, go on do it

>>74475378
>Trying to forge an identity on a chinese imageboard
>Being autistic
>Being a low IQ bandwagoner
>Got baited easily by me with the Spaniard bait and got him to respond even though I mentioned something from months ago
>Proving you're an actual low IQ idiot

The gift that keeps on giving

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guys, there is more life outside the UFC, you know it, right?

>>74475444
>low iq

Just curious, do you have a high IQ?

What do you do if Michael Johnson beats Ferguson again?

Conor can unironically justify waiting 2 years for a fight with Floyd.

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>Nate doesn't fall for McGregor's mental attacks
>thinks about him 24/7

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>>74475407
>his PPV points took a huge hit with khabib out

>>74475152
oh no, will someone thinking about your 5 bucks.

>>74475407
he will be mad but wont show it cause IM DA REAL GOAT HERE AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHA NIGGAZ. YOU ALL RACIS N SHIEEET FOR DISAGREEING WIT ME

>>74475450
you mean like bellator and rizin?

>2017
>Michael Johnson could be champ

>>74475451

I'm not a norwegian manlet living in spain so yes I have a high IQ

>>74475394
>posts a mexican alien roach in response

>>74475468
I doubt it would be for an interim belt though

>>74475468
Imagine how buthurt khabib would be

>>74475462
>will someone thinking about your 5 bucks
>will someone thinking

Proof-read next time before you try and step up to a don, you dork.

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>>74475467

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>>74475474
you cant believe what youre typing

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>kebob btfos himself
>meanwhile the king still reigns

If Michael Johnson wins, I think Nate/Conor 3 will be next move.

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>>74475407

Woodley is the REAL main-event.

Just more whiteboi tears for me to feast on.

>>74475489
>Another paragraph trying to save face

What do you do for a living? Are you still depressed with no girlfriend?

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>>74475494
Bro get this; they think wonderboy will win. my sides

gooby called it and everyone said he was ducking khabib

fuck

This is so annoying

>>74475482
Are you upset, virgin?

>>74475502
I'm unironically a Conor dickrider now. If only he hadn't tried so hard to knock out that cholo his record would be unsullied.

>>74475494
Cant wait to see how you will react when Wonderboy wins

do you guys think embeded will cover this whole drama in its next episode?
I better see the Muzzie almost dead in it or else the myth about the consistent pullout merchant is true

>>74475517
Apparently the deleted all the Embedded's so probably not

>>74475006
>>74475020
can i have a link to this vid?

>responding to some pussy sperg in Spain

The state of you)'s

Man I am so bummed out by Khabib pulling out. I was talking with guys in gym and they were excited for this fight. This sucks so much.

Also, is Teymur a viable pick to replace Tony as someone to make a bank off? I believe groove here buying too much into his own hype.

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>>74475511
im literally shitting my pants with anger because you, an anonymous poster, dont find a girl i have no association with attractive.
btw check out this grasso gf simulator

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Wrestling observer gave connor most outstanding fighter this year. He fought 3 times and lost once and had a close rematch.

I think conner is great, especially as a promo guy but I wouldn't call that outstanding as a fighter

he's got the sizzle but this year he was a little light on the steak

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>>74475517

>put me back in

>>74475515
>i like El Tapo because khabib missed weight for a fight against Tony Ferguson

Lol loser

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>>74475502

Mystic Mac is back. Diaz has a mental force field

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>>74475525
>Pussy
Book a flight, nut up or shut up you fucking manlet pussy.

>>74475527
That was pretty obvious from the moment you started sperging about it, weirdo

How could he not make 155? He never had problems right?

>>74475537
Lol beg me little doggie

>>74475522
nah its still online. They just deleted the personalized videos about khabib

>>74475508
At least you eased up on the paragraphs. Now back to the original point Pedro, why do you like to bandwagon popular fighters?

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They should just cancel the card desu

>>74475532
There's something about him. He predicts these things. One may even say he is mystic.

>>74475516

You mean like when he won last time bro?

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You guys reckon Ferg will accept a short notice replacement?

>>74475517
They will probably try to rescue this fuckup by intergrating a narative style happy ending with dana making a deal on the phone with the replacement. This will then become a promotion in itself.

>>74475546
He's a big guy whose missed weight before and has always looked shit at the weigh ins. He didn't look great in the interviews leading up to the fight either

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>>74475545
yeah but have you seen this one?

>>74475562
What's ironic is that the last embedded focused on his weight loss.

>DC, Cain, Rockhold and Khabib all pulled from their last fights.

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>dana white offers nate diaza million dollars to fight tony on one day notice
>nate somehow currently weights much less than usual
>nate destroys tony
>nate vs connor 3

dope or nope?

>>74475546
He's been cutting 35-40 pounds to make weight every time, which catches up with you.

>>74475564
Please stop harassing me

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>>74475488
That was great 2 days, Bisping ducked Romero and then Kebab JUSTED himself up.

Toothpaste must be SEETHING

>>74475560
Aldo

Johnson is such a non-star boring fighter, would hate seeing him booked.

>>74475560

He should only agree if he gets a belt out of it.

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>>74475574
yeah no i get it totally but i have to insist you watch this one

>>74475560
Honestly why would he even bother at this point? Aside from just wanting to fight

>>74475529

That category isn't Fighter of the Year, it's exactly what it says on the tin: 'Most Outstanding'. Conor stands out the most from every other fighter in the world just by the way he dresses, of course he won.

If you're looking at bell-to-bell time in 2016, Bisping, Garbrandt and Cerrone were the best picks.

>shut up and train

>>74475546
>He never had problems right?
>Mfw casuals on heem

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>>74475548
>Too much of a pussy to book a flight
Thought so, you little manlet bitch. Look at that nose, you have a Kike's nose, no jaw, you're a pussy. Stiff as a board, I'd snap you in half.

>>74475576

Do you post on /asp/ by any chance?

>>74475582

>Aldo

I like it

Just a heeminder Bisbong and GSP have a presser in 1 bong and 10 bings

>>74475591
Money, I guess right now he is getting his show money. Taking a short notice fight gives an opportunity to double it + I guess UFC will throw in some more as a thank you.

EVERY. FUCKING. CARD

>>74475591
aside from just want some money back after he spent god knows how much on camp?

>>74475573
shit, i had no ideia, that's a mortal weigh cutting.

>>74475576
I am literally seething for both,but especially for kebab vs ferg

these are some sport killing moments

>tony wins TUF at 170
>makes 155 every time easily
>says he could even make it all the way down to 145
is that much control over weight just a natural thing? it's crazy how versatile he is while kebab is just utter dogshit

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>Have fun with that weight cut
What did Ferguson mean by this?

>>74475582
>Aldo

Lol who finna wanna see this guy's neck get snatched up? He's probably deep in his cycle right now in Brazil. Too late to make it to Vegas.