/HEEM/: HE CAN STILL MAKE IT edition

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ITS OFFICAL

RIP 209

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khabib doesnt make weight

check em

JUST

can Goobert make 170 on short notice

Officially cancelled

https://twitter.com/bokamotoespn/status/837738828781625345

GOAT MAKES WEIGHT
https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/837738003007098881

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BTFO

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What's his name again?

ALLAH IS SHOOK

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

CANCELLED

fight has been cancelled
khabib not cleared to fight by hospital due to weight cutting

FIGHT CANCELLED

NOT MEDICALLY CLEARED DUE TO WEIGHT ISSUES

AHAHAHAHAHA THERE GOES YOUR CAREER YOU MUDSLIME FUCK

https://twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/837738726155403264

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson is officially off the UFC 209 card. Khabib was hospitalized this morning. Didn't make it to weigh-in.

Reminder that I called Khabib would get injured two months ago

justheemmycardup

Khabib nurmakeweightadov

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Nate, take the call.

ONFIOB NIWEOJNIOQFNFEN IFNQOPFN

NO

KHABIB WHY

FUCK THIS SHIT I HATE THIS GAY SPORT

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no

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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE CHOKE ME OUT
I DONT WANNA LIVE

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CANCELED

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>chechnyans

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>don't have to get up early on Sunday
Thanks, Khabib

FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY OFF

conor will never fight khabib now.

khabib is a pull-out artist, even better at this art than aldo

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its over

cantwakeup

FUCK KHABIB

REEEEEEEEE

>>74473869
Kebab Nomakeweightov

THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS NOT FOR ME GUYS

>>74473899

FUCK YOU KHABIB

fuck

nice semen slurping sport you have there

>>74473829

>AKA strikes again

How many main events have they ruined? They can't keep getting away with it

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Daily heeminder.

MANDRAMA-WATCHING

LOSERS

GET OUT

I AM SO FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW

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so what about our pick situation?

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>Khabib

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>so shook he cant even make a thread
>the state of spergop

can't make weight but at least he got those meme stretches in right?

WHERE IS YOUR ALLAH NOW? DIRTY TERRORIST MUDSLIME SHEEPFUCKER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO BOMB A BUS YOU SUBHUMAN MUDSLIME

>>74473903
Can't blame Conor either, Khabib is about as undisciplined as Hendricks when it comes to cutting weight.

How many times has Khabib vs Tony been canceled now?

4 times?

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LANDO TONY 2
LETS GO

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

allah wills it

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AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY
PUNISHED KHABIB WILL WIN THE BELT IN 2018

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>>74473865

http://www.ufc.com/news/khabib-nurmagomedov-tony-ferguson-UFC-209-bout-cancelled

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https://twitter.com/GroovyLando/status/837739056402317312

LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO

https://twitter.com/GroovyLando/status/837739056402317312

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>>74473923

Conor McGregor vs Tony Ferguson

Get hype

REEEEEEEE KHABIB REEEEEEEEEE
GLAD I NEVER PREORDERED THIS CARD

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LGTSS...

>aka

>>74473915
Aka and Jose should form their own fight league where no one ever fights

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Hey, Nate

Are you busy this weekend?

>>74473939
he's the only hope

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>UFC 180
>UFC FN Australia
>UFC 197
>UFC 206
>UFC 207
>UFC 209

AKA was a yuge mistake.

Khabib dodging Tony Ferguson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>NEEDING TO GO TO HOSPITAL TRYING TO MAKE WEIGHT

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>still training with AKA

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PUNISHED KHABIB 2.0 WILL WIN THE TITLE IN 2018

>>74473935
he'll never get a shot at the belt after this. this is legitimately the end of his career.

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HAVE A FUN WEIGHT CUT BOIIIIIIIII

>friend was literally talking about preordering this card until i convinced him we can just go somewhere to see it

WEW lads

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751258604271902720

Chris Weidman vs. Anderson Silva will be added to UFC 209. 3 round, middleweight fight. TMZ confirmed with UFC.

>>74473930

3 times.

3 times this fight has fallen through
Allah wills it boys, no way around it

rekt?

Serious question /heem/ What happens to the Interim Title? Does Tony just get it?

>>74473940
but they didn't fiiiiight anon

khabib fucked my picks up

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Dana, hello. Yes, you know what to do.

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It's all over.

You don't even how this feels. I was putting off all this shit thinking oh 209 is coming up anyway it's all good. Instead this happens, ruined my mood, ruined my day, ruined so much shit.

It's literally last minute too, feels like just a bad dream. Everything looked like it was finally happening. We had embedded's, literally a day away from the fight we all wanted to see. Everyone even says 3rd times the charm but to sum it all up this is no 1 bullshit.

Was anyone else looking forward to the khabib/ Ferguson fight? I know I was.

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>>74473946
>aka

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I can't wait to see DC's damage control on the FS1 prefight show

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Gentlemen, it has been an honour to shitpost with you.

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>>74473888
>nate making 155 on literally minutes notice

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>good luck on that weight cut

Is he the new John Wick?

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>>74473948
y'know issallgud wat? fudda steroidsan sheet

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>"people"getting upset over a fight not happening that does not involve GSP.
Get your priorities in order lads

>>74473935
You talked so much shit and didn't stay humble faggot. Chat shit get banged.
You weer cringey af muh Khabib dammit

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>>74473948

>>74473967
No way that's happening now. At best Tony gets an opponent in a 3 rd fight

>>74473967
if be beats lando. they might let lando fight for it officially if he can make 155 but he's probably already guzzled a couple bottles of pedialyte

>>74473967
Nah they'll just delete the LW division citing irreparable damage to the title picture
They'll put in Super Featherweight 150 and Slender Welterweight 160

>>74473969
shouldnt have picked a cuck lol

>>74473888
no way Nate can cut from 300 pounds so close to the fight

>>74473967
He won't get the title but he will get the next shot.

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>people are actually upset by this
calm down, kek
it's a sport

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All this means is my boy Tony Ferguson gets to be the one to d'arce that Irish manlet and I couldn't be happier.

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>>74473946
>aka

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Is Conor God?

>Ronda meme exposed
>Jon Jones busted
>two weight world champ
>knocked out #1 p4p in 13 seconds
>only threat to him is gone

I refuse to believe things just magically work out for him

Khabib the can crusher who never faced a challange

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This was the only thing I had to look forward in my empty, depressing life. At least Woodley/Thompson should still be good.

>>74473972
WE WERE HOURS AWAY

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN THINGS WEREN'T GOING WELL BUT I THOUGHT TO MYSELF OH AT LEAST I'VE GOT 209 TOMORROW THAT SHOULD BE GREAT FUN

GUESS NOT.

>>74474003
it will be a heavyweight bout

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H-Hey Cowboy

What's up, man?

Khabib shook as fuck

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>Is Conor God?

Can't make this up

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>>74473995
can you name an example of me talking shit

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>>74474010
>only threat to him is gone
huh?

where were u when khalbib dies?

>>74474020
I'm dying over here

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Fighting for an "Interim" Belt when there is already an undisputed Champion

This fight was a joke from the start and im glad its cancelled and it deserves to be

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>>74474003

My Tony/Woodley parlay finna net a weak return now.

>>74474010
>conor paid someone to slip Khabib pork derived weight gainer this whole camp

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>picksbro is gonna have to start from scratch

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:^)

Your welcome

>>74474020

lel'd out loud

>>74474025
where is max holloway on this pic?

Wow. I did not expect this.

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this IS NOT REAL LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEE

RDA x Ferguson 2 would be nice too

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>>74474010
Mystic Mac predicts deez tings

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>>74474025
>I rate el knockdown

kek
he's getting heemed

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>the absolute rekt state of spergOP

Be careful...

Seriously, Khabib, be more fucking careful, goddamn.

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Seriously how many PPV buys did they just lose? I'm estimating between 100k - 200k. This is it for me, this is the worst fight cancellation of all time. I am depressed now

How To Fuck Up Your Career.

by Khabib Nurmagamedov.

Foreword by Anthony Pettis and Johny Hendricks.

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>>74474029
>when there is already an undisputed Champion

>Tap like chicken to #5 journeyman
>Fight for title 6 months later
>Undisputed champion

Get the bogs on the phone with Dana ASAP

>>74474049
Heh

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https://twitter.com/MannyGamburyan/status/837740871051177985

>>74474010
Have you not watched The Secret anon?

>>74474033
No, he's just gonna goof everybody who picked kebab

>>74474051
jon jones tanked an entire ppv

THIS
IS
NUMBER
ONE
BULLSHIT

Is this what you get trying to cut from fucking 190?

>>74474034
pls roll for lando tony 2

>>74474033
No he doesn't. Everyone who picked Khabib gets goofed.

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Can't believe it. Khabib needs a better nutritionist because I'm pretty sure with proper planning he can easily make that weight. He isn't even that big, just tried to cut too much too quick

Please get something sorted and please be back quick. Can you just reschedule to 210 or something please please

>>74474056

Brain damage will do that to ya

SOMEBODY HEEM ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74474033
it honestly wouldnt be that big of a deal to start over. we have plenty of time. the thing is are they gonna move up another fight to the main card? if they are then we gotta wait to see which. If not then i'll just goof all the khlabeebs

>>74474066
MEME
A
G
I
C

>UFC 206 was a disaster
>UFC 207 was a disaster
>UFC 208 was a disaster
>UFC 209 has become a disaster

Can Dana just call Conor?

>>74474051
The entire country of Russia shuts down when Khabib fights.

>>74474063
Not really cause Jones/DC was supposed to happen at 197 but DC pussied out cause he's an AKA bitch

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>>74473849
"Extreme weight cutting through dehydration followed by rapid rehydration can cause brain, heart and kidney problems, but despite the risks MMA fighters - including such top names as Conor McGregor and Ronda Rousey - have admitted they have undergone rapid weight loss ahead of fights."

Brain?
Heart?
Kidneys?

Which one is it, lads?
Winning guess gets 5 internets!
.

>>74474033
He's just going to goof everyone who picked Kebab.

>>74474063
>jon jones tanked an entire ppv
No he didn't. They still had the mandrama guy.

>>74474063
I am aware, I was more looking forward to khabib/tony than that rematch though. And I think many people would agree with me.

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Hey, Conor

You're never gonna believe what I'm about to tell you

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there goes the main draw

Gotta book Ferguson vs Nate Diaz at UFC 210 for interim belt

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>>74474046
>i rate le tappy man

kek
he's getting strangled

>tfw on the florida coast in a small town
lmao @ poor people

>>74474065
89kg -> 71kg

>Khabib pulling out with 24 hours to go due to hospitalization
>JBJ pulling out with 48 hours to go due to USADA

Which is worse?

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>>74474051
A whole bunch of Russians

Got to imagine Khabib's lost a lot of fans or interested parties too. He'll just be known as le weight cut issue man

>>74474072
>it honestly wouldnt be that big of a deal to start over.
NO DONT START OVER WHATS WRONG WITH YOU JUST SKIP OVER THE DAMN FIGHT.

>>74474077
He means the hendo jones fight you newfag.

apology for poor english

when were you when kebab nurmabagodov dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when ahmed ring

‘kebab is kill’

‘no’

who could take Kebab place this close and still make an interesting fight?

>>74474074
>UFC 206 was a disaster

Wew casual

What clown fight will they make now

>>74474077
i mean earlier bro
UFC 151

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I can save this PPV guys

>>74474074
>>UFC 206 was a disaster
>>UFC 207 was a disaster

You are a legit moron you know that right?

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Lando Tony
These dubs confirm it

>>74473854
because he's in the fucking hospital, genius

>>74473861
he'll just end up in the bed beside khabib

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> its another ufc cant get their shit together episode and cancels the main card.

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https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/837741693273157633

This is just a bad dream isn't it

>>74474094
aint no skips here brah. either khabib gets goofed or another fight gets added. either way, there's gonna be 5 goofs

>>74474095
That was all Hendo being a secretive retard.

>>74474095
I remember Hendo bitching out last minute and Jones turning down the Chael fight. It's stupid to say that was Jones' fault.

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>>74474066

>>74474098
grooby lando

>>74474108

GAYYYYYYYYY

Magiga confirmed never coming back to MMA.

He doesn't want to fight a 10 times better version of Nate.

He'll wait 5 years to fight Floyd if he has to.

>>74474097
i was at the mosque doing my 2nd set of 15 reps
fuck khalabeeb

>>74474111
Maybe if you heem me, I'll wake up

>>74474099
>>74474103
>not wanting DC vs Rumble
>48 second ME

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>beep..beep..beep....beeeeeeeeeee

>>74474114
>waaahh waaah stop making fun of jon!!!

He's a loser and so are you

>>74474108
>Tony taking the high road
This just makes Khabib look even worse

>>74474108
good guy Tony

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If he just needs to rehydrate and eat a bit and whatever can't they make the fight again very very soon?

>>74474108

THIS IS WHY HE'S MY BOY.

I LOVE YOU TONY!!!!!!!!!!!

EVER SINCE YOU CHOKED THE ROIDS OUT OF TIBAU ITS BEEN NOTHING BUT LOVE MY GUY

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HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SPERGGGGGGGGGGGGG OPPPPPPPPPPPP LMMMFAOO FUCK SPERG OP MY SIDES ARE LITERALLY OBLITERATED

>>74473843

>>74473843

>>74474114
>jon jones refused to fight an underdog middleweight roider while at his athletic peak
kek

>>74474108
absolute class

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They've gotta be keking at the shitshow the UFC has become.

>>74474112
>aint no skips here brah
YOURE NOT THE ORIGINAL PICKS GUY, STOP BEING AUTISTIC ACTING LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A FIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

>>74474094
what if they add another fight to the main card or another opponent to furguson?

>>74474083
He meant the one where Jones said no to fighting late replacement Sonnen after Hendo pulled out of UFC 151. Dana cancelled the whole card

I wonder what happened

Khabib looked in great shape in the embedded episodes

>>74474128
206 ended up being a ridiculously good card

>>74474029
We all know Conrad is never gonna defend his belt. He's taking a break now, then it'll be the Mayweather bullshit, then he'll think of some new excuse, so he can retire "the GOAT who never lost his belts". I'm thinking he'll demand to fight GSP at 170.

>>74474130
>>He's a loser and so are you

Is that you Daniel?

where's nate

>>74474108
>pray

lol are there literally any fighters who aren't retarded?

fucking "pray"

what the literal fuck was khabib doing that entire time? "praying"

lol i seriously feel like this is better than killing spergop with my bare hands

i am so happy right now i literally can die and it would be fine lmmfao


FUCK SPERGOP

>>74474112
sound lad

goof the fucks who picked khabib

>>74474128
>>48 second ME

Ask me how I know you watch WWE.

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>>74474108
>Honor and respect among opposing athletes

It's funny how Khabib Vs Ferguson completely overshadowed Hunt Vs Reem

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This is the end for UFC, isn't it? There is literally nothing left for them after this

>>74474160
This, it is written, inshallah

>>74474148
too much fatty tissue, not enough water
cutting too much water will literally shut down everything, may give you kidney stones and give you heart problems

>>74474142
this
i miss the old prediction guy

>>74474146

Ferguson isn't fighting anyone else.

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imagine if this were khabib vs conor and khabib pulled out last minute? conor would rip the UFC down to shreds for this

>>74474166
and the main event

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NAME MY BAND

>>74474148
Some people said he looked scrawny af at the media day but I honestly didn't see it. He looked fine and even said he only needs to cut a bit more.

I think he just goes about it all wrong

I thought you had a boy?

Fucking zilch.

>tfw smoking cigarettes on the ocean and i'll outlive you

>>74474130
Don't worry Daniel, you'll get a chance to pussy out of a fight soon enough.

Its actually incredible the fact that AKA never fails to ruin a card
Dana should just ban AKA from UFC desu

Ferg's refusing all replacements.

>>74474166
>two top LWs with title aspirations overshadowed two ageing HWs at the end of their career

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74474177

The Pull-Outs

>>74474177
Pull-out merchants

>>74474187
Can't blame him. He is the #1 contender now.

What would be the most WME-IMG thing to do in this situation?

>>74474177
21 JUST street

>>74474172
MS Paint days are over famalam. get with the #ANDNEW

>>74474136
Hahahaha what a fucking loser.

Even though it's a great matchup, hated the fight since the moment they announced it was for an interim belt, even though the belt was only won 3 months ago

>>74473829
FUCK

They need to have legit dudes train and make weight as alternates

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Cruz is commentating 209 too

We could literally have had Cruz commentating a Ferguson and Khabib fight

>>74474199

Lando vs. Ferguson 2 for the interim belt.

>>74474199
Tony vs Darrel Horcher

>>74474177
The pullout crew

>>74474197
Still.

Everything hurts rn.

>>74473948
kill or be killed muddfucka

>>74474193
Condor pls come back and restore order to this shitshow

>>74474183
Just like 200 and 178

Oh wait

>>74474199

GSP vs. Tony at 170 for the interim welterweight strap

>>74474206

Magiga is taking 18 months off. There needs to be an active belt in play.

Cant they just reschedule for 210? its a month away

>>74474177
Suicidal Tendencies

>>74474210
and pay them what? half of what the actual fighters show money is? it'd be some low tier fighters going through a training camp just for that

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>>74474211

>>74474177
No knees allowed

>>74474199
Strip Conor of his belt and make Ferguson vs Vanatta 2 for real title the new main event

>>74474136
is that Stann's gf?

>>74474108
I think his tone in this tweet more so displays how relieved he is to not have to fight Khabib

>>74474150
Gooby is too intelligent to defend belts, harvesting new ones is more important

RDA x Ferguson 2 its the only logical choice and the one that would actually make it an interesting fight

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Anyone else have things not going well recently and was looking forward to 209 as a release

>>74474108
>get better
What a savage.

>Khabib and his bum knee/weight cutting issues
>Luke and his bum knee
>DC and his bum knee
>Cain and his bum knee/back/everything

These 4 guys have single handedly ruined 20+ cards

>>74474224
>>Magiga is taking 18 months off
>believing Dana

Conor said he's willing to fight, WME just won't sit down with him

>>74473939
>getting a title shot from beating makdessi

lol no

>>74474236
force conor to fight max holloway and aldo at the same time with artem as his backup

>>74474226
No chance. Khabib won't get medical clearance.

Ferguson is Conor's first defense, Khabib gets next crack.

>>74474240
shut up Huezil

You know who else from AKA bitched out cause he couldnt make the weight cut? DC at the Olympics in 2008. That camp just attracts lazy, soft fighters.

>>74474238
He wouldve ended the Khalabeeb meme

I was looking forward to spicy bangers and gorging myself on spicy wings at the local bar while watching the fight with my bros.

I may as well stay in and stream it now. FUCK.

>>74474177

American Wrecking Cards

>>74474177
Earth wind and fuck ups

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF EUROPE MUZZIEEEES

>>74474179
He was sitting in sauna, in a sweatsuit, after working out.

The goof aims to drop waaay to much weight late

RESCHEDULE FOR 210 PLEASE
RESCHEDULE FOR NEXT FIGHT NIGHT OR SOMETHING PLEASE JUST GIVE US FIGHT

>>74474136
lmao this might actually blow the vaccines straight out of that fat autty fuck

khabib to welterweight

Aldo x Ferguson at 155 for the interim title

LOL THIS IS SO SATISFYNIG

I literally don't even feel like emptying my HK45 into spergop's chest any more lol

So, my now-ex girlfriend dumped me because I wouldn't go to her friend's wedding tomorrow because I didn't want to miss Khabib/Ferguson...

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>>74474243

Ag nee my vok khabib

>>74474271
good on you lad

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>>74474247
>>believing Dana

I believe Magiga. He only wants to fight Floyd. After he does that, he takes another 6 months off. Earliest we see that loser back in the octagon is summer 2018.

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Someone heem me.

Honestly President Trump should immediately order Khabib's visa to be revoked and for him to be deported back to Dagestan.

>>74474271
#FiteLyfe

>>74473939
GROOVY BABY
DO IT TONY YOU FAGGOT

>>74474264
Couldn't someone at AKA gotten someone to help him ffs
Khabib always mentioned how the weight cut was hard for him but it seems it's because he doesn't do it right

>>74474271
she'll come back after the dude she fucks at the wedding gets tired of her. you're gucci

Evans still "going" to fight?

>>74474270

You are the biggest spastic on /heem/

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751258604271902723

Tony Ferguson vs. Jose Aldo will be added to UFC 209. 5 round fight for the interim lightweight belt.

Aldo or Nate /heem/ pick your ideal replacement

>>74473939
#FullCampLando

>>74474148
he was scared and shitting his muslim pants, needed to run back to mother russia

This is proof that letting foreign muslims into a country will only lead to bad things.

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>>74474262

>>74474271
>So, my now-ex girlfriend dumped me because I wouldn't go to her friend's wedding tomorrow because I didn't want to miss Khabib/Ferguson...
Are you autistic?
You know there's such thing as a replay right? This isn't the fucking 1600's

>>74474289
wrestler live on that stuff
just look at guys like gastellum and hendricks, dominating in part because they're so damn big

>>74474281
>>>/pol/

>the poopetual husk of Rashad Evans made 185 on the dot

>>74474271
Khabib is now forever and always your anti-boy

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So since I'm done with MMA, what are some essential boxing fights?

>>74474293
STOP tricking me

>>74474295
Alvarez since he's still in the top 5

Donald Cerrone vs. Khabib at 170 after ramadumbass confirmed
he fucking missed weight! the fight is off! bahwwhwhahaa i can't stop smiling

>>74474159
how can you be that autistic?

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i think we have a potential QT alert

>>74474303
>not a real rite fan detected

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/11/13/13613292/conor-mcgregor-unsure-about-fight-with-consistent-pull-out-merchant

Really made me think.

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>>74474310
McGregor vs Mayweather

49-1

>>74474317
FULL BELLEH

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All the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

>>74474317
Not now, I'm in mourning.

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>>74474310
Nick Diaz vs KJ Noons

>>74474319
W E W

>>74474310
I guess I'm watching David the cunt Haye smash some liverpudlian can

LOL Tony just got the big money Conor fight without having to even try against Khabib
literally guaranteed it if he waits
and still gets paid for tomorrow FOR FREE

10th planet jiu jitsu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> samhomo

Khabib will never fight for a title as long as Conor is champion.

Aldo would be a good replacement

>gives aldo his rematch with Conor if he wins
>Ferguson wouldnt be able to do shit to him on the ground since he wouldnt even be able to take him down
>it would be spicy as fuck

>>74474289

This. 40-year-old ex-heavyweight tub of lard DC consistently makes weight; say what you will about AKA's injury issues but there are clearly top-tier nutritionists working with that gym. Don't see why Khabib has so many issues; it's not like he's some huge dude.

>>74474338
mcgregor vs prime roberto duran is the fight i want to see

>>74474295
Aldo

Nate needs to stay put until Conor wants to defend his belt and if he loses to Tony it makes Conor/Nate 3 for the LW belt look like a sham matchup