/mls/ general w/special guest /ayy/ - SEASON OPENER edition

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OUR YEAR, JUST GIVE US THE CUP

>perf

we're never winning it again are we?

>>74471655
When anti-semitism became a meme. I'm pretty sure it's a papal conspiracy coming straight from the Vatican. Blame bad things on the Jews so that we don't notice the corruption in The Church

>>74471729
>>74471729
I dunno, there's rumors some MLS club wants to sign Rooney?

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Cut my life into pieces.

>>74471839
You'll squeak in.

THIS IS ATLANTA

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Why is the Eastern Conference so shit?

>4chin range banned my is months ago
Sorry lads, I can't stand phone posting.

In other news, what will I do now that one of my fav ex-players from Sporting is now playing for Vancouver?

SKC is comfy, right?

>>74472068
He did leave for China's money and then his old team's rival

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>>74471698
>>74471698
>>74471698

>just a couple more days till we can watch Vaughncouver run past our defenders for 90 minute

Will Alphonso Davies start this weekend?

>>74472046
Because soccer is a west coast(minority) sport

>>74472046
surely you can't still be on this side of the border

>>74471698
Who keeps forgetting fucking fantasy in the OP?

9 BONGS UNTIL LOCK

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/mls/

>Bulce that high
>Atlanta that low
What the fuck?

newfag
what's the power rankings and which of the top 10 are bandwagon teams and which ones are regularly good and is east or worst coast better

>>74472821
M I N N E S O T A

>>74472821
Just watch the games tomorrow and figure out your top ten. If the team loses this weekend then don't bother for the rest of the season.

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>Soon

>>74473346
not one ounce of worthwhile territory there

>>74473346
>Confederacy United FC

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>Soon

>>74474647
>The South Got Something To Say

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*blocks your path*

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>>74474690
>2017
>jerseys with buttons and collars

>>74474678
YOU BETTER WATCH YOU'RE MOUTH

>>74472812
oh that's right, they are getting in this aren't they?

will keep track of that.

>>74471775
Are you a Northwestern alum? Saw you in the cbb thread the other day. Surely only alums would willingly follow NU basketball.

>>74475090
No, I'm not
Before /mls/, /cbb/ was my shtick, made the /sp/ Bubble Watch every spring for a few years

>>74474690
Masters of shitty jerseys t. Totally not salty tfc fan

On a side note sounders are shit and didnt deserve to win. IMAGINE calling yourselves champions when you couldnt get a single shot on net the whole game

SAD!

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>>74475301
:^)

https://twitter.com/BrianStraus/status/837761470867853312

>>Footy McFooty Face

>>74475386
>San Diego Bad Hombres
>San Diego Taco Trucks
>San Diego Surfer Bruhs

>>74472801
What's the H2H code to join fantasy this year?

>>74475386
we need to rig this poll for Taco Trucks

This is the year nycfc wins at RBA. Possibly twice. Cap it.

>>74475480
fuck off, Lisa

>>74475492
Let me put this big dick in your world bb

Not like anything else happening this season

>>74475688
fuck off, Lisa

>>74472607

I think sub. He played the full 90 last night.

>>74472821
"Home team" is usually pretty good

>>74471698
Why do soccer teams have weird names? It's always "insert location here" football club

>>74477189
*insert location first* is an american thing, Arsenal Chelsea Sociedad and many others don't include city names

Just joined fantasy, even know I'll probably forget I have a team in 8 weeks

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>>74475386
Not seeing it discussed that Landylakes officially became a part of the group that applied to bring an expansion team to SD. Anyone have any thoughts as to whether or not his coming on board bears any significance to the decision making?

>>74477189
because muh mass market appeal.

mls 1.0 had the galaxies, revolutions, wizards, rapids, etc.

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>>74471729
I guess you could say its curtins for the galaxy

>>74477189
The league started 20+ years ago trying to copy the European model, where you just have (city) FC, then the locals give the team an unofficial nickname.

This does not work in America, because when you're a billionaire it's apparently very important to copyright the name and keep merchandise profits for yourself.

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r8

>mfw everyone predicting San Jose win

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>>74472801
>fantasy soccer

Just fucking kill yourself.

>>74474647
>all those kids
>all those cringy people who insist you call it "football"
This isn't going to be comfy at all.

>>74475301
IMAGINE losing the final to a team that didn't have a single shot on target the whole game

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>mfw when my clock in time is @6:30

>>74477412
>#29
FUCK YOU

>>74477932
Blame yourself, Phoenix. That is the ranking based upon rating, reception to marketing and measured interest.

TWO HOURS TO KICKOFF

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>>74478106
>tfw going home from work, pullin out the bottle and bowl and chillin with opening night and watching a new expansion team

https://twitter.com/HearKyleTait/status/837773539327500289

>>74478171
Hell if you live in Portland you can do all that AT THE GAME.

>>74478423
>united FC

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Rate it

>>74478423
>filed

>>74478457
>not rooting for united wanderers city fc

>>74478464
Too many players from the 2nd team in the league

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>>74475419

>>74478488
Somehow the word "worst" is missing in the post

>>74472821
West Coast is Best Coast

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>Now

>>74478644
>other teams get normal looking fans
>seattle gets a gender-nonspecific gremlin

>>74478713

Yeah, everything checks out!

>>74478713
Houston gets a fury if that makes you feel better.

>>74478793
There's a few furries in that pic, although Seattle fans are the only ones to have actually been identified as furries... probably Portland as well

>>74478793
>>74478829
>mascots are furries

'no'

Opening match isnt broadcasted tonight in canada. Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>74478885
this is why MLS Live exists famalam

>>74478893
how much?

>>74478901
i think it's like 80 US dollaroos
in past years they've had discounts for season ticket holders

>>74478941
tempting

MATCH THREAD
>>74479051
>>74479051
>>74479051
>>74479051

alright lads time to jerk off and hopefully be done by the time the match starts

>>74479054
>matchthreads for anything but MLS Cup

m8...

>>74479077

Every Minnesota match deserves a thread. Now get in there.

>inb4 Adi hat trick

genuinely scared for da loons boys

>>74478496
You are doing God's work.

>>74478644
>no overweight shirtless quakes fan

>>74477412
>El Paso at #8
>Can't even get a USL team
Life 500+ miles away from any other teams is suffering.

>>74479230
I think the autistic screeching dude at the bottom is about right.

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>>74478644

>Soon

Lads
I live a block away from a "soccer bar" that shows EPL and other euro leagues but also our local MLS team

Should I go there to see if they're showing tonight's MLS game or will it be filled with euroboos who will laugh at me

TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL THE SEASON STARTS

I couldn't help but notice the lack of soonposting, and quite frankly, I approve.

>>74479405
It'll probably be more around 10 when they kickoff given the time Minnesota arrived and when the lineups came out

>>74479380
go lad, you'll be fine.

>>74479380
it sort of depends on what city you're in

go if u want but be prepared for retarded discussion and niggas that wont stop trying to talk about messi tho

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>>74479403

>>74479627
>scandinavia xi

Who ready for MLS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67rc96joOz8

https://twitter.com/TrueMartyParty/status/837843636352077824

L E L

>>74479853
>can't afford to flyback.
Is MLS elite yet?

>WRONG TUNNEL

>>74479853
again chicago? forced parity can only get you so far if you don't try.

though east coast teams have it easier with regard to travel, even if it is a shitshow for all the teams to travel in this large country.

>Minnesota has went into the wrong tunnel
mls writes its self.

>that against facism scarf

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>Portland singing the national anthem.

I'll start watching MLS today, am I welcomed here?

>>74480126
Naturally. It's pretty chill here for the most part.

>>74480126
You'll leave soon enough, like they all do.

But sure why not friend

Did Minnesota make their logo a bird to commemorate the hundreds of birds a year that will be killed by their stadium?

>>74480138
It seems better than I thought it would be

>>74480156
>You'll leave soon enough, like they all do
Why?

>>74480166
>muh 96 birds

>>74480174
>Why?
Just the way it is, we always lose the new guys.

Come on minisoda

>SATELLITE PROBLEMS

>SATELLITE PROBLEMS

REEEEEE

What are the MLS meme teams?

>>74480237
All MLS teams are meme teams

>>74480237
I mean, realistically? All of them, for different reasons.

Seattle, Portland, LA, NYCFC, NYRB are probably the biggest memes.

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>>74480237
The Seattle Sounders.

>meme team


>tfw there will never be another year of Goonieball

>>74480247
Who are the good/bad guys and why?

>>74480251
>>74480257
Why?

>>74480263
thank G*d

>>74480277
Everything about the Sounders is cringeworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

>this tiny field on shiny wet turf

I swear to god this looks like an arena football game

>>74480287
>being a filthy atheist

>>74480312
>>being a filthy atheist
Wait...why would an atheist put an asterisk over the o? Generally that's an Orthodox Jewish thing...

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>>74480307

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>>74480332
Look at this autistic fuck and tell me the Sounders and all their fans shouldn't be jettisoned into the sun.

>Mini soda

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>>74480277
LA And NYCFC are probably the biggest 'bad guys" LA because they always win, NYCFC because Man City owners.

Good guys? Well I mean Columbus, Vancouver, Minnesota and Sporting Kansas City are usually nice. I guess?

NYRB is a big meme because they ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS find ways to fuck up.

Seattle and Portland have some of the more vocal fans, and Seattle invented everything.

Also NYCFC plays in a baseball stadium, so there is that.

Seriously though, each team has a wider cornucopia of memes, it's a comfy league, not eating a pie in a FA Cup level comfy, but comfy none the less.

I mean my favourite personal meme is DC United and their raccoons

>minisoda

>>74475386
>San Diego AFC (America's Finest City)
That's sort of clever

But watch as that last Sporting San Diego FC choice wins it

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Fuck, i missed the goal

>>74480348

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>>74480355
>NYRB is a big meme because they ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS find ways to fuck up.

...unless it's the regular season though...

>>74471875
I was talking about the match vs Vancouver, im sure they'll be a playoff contender.

>>74480388
Well you best hope for it. I was at the game yesterday...you guys miss Dax so much...

>>74480355
Does the MLS have playoffs, conference finals and league final between the two conference champions like NBA or is it like European Leagues?

>>74480412
It's north American Playoffs.

6 teams on each, top 2 in each division get a one game bye, and then a one off championship game, hosted by the team with the better overall record.

>>74480412
There's a trophy for most regular season points (the Supporters' Shield -- and it's actually fan-run).

Then there's playoffs. the top six teams in each conference make it, the top two seeds get byes. The preliminary rounds are one game each, the rest until MLS Cup are two legs. MLS Cup is one.

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>>74480405
I miss Dax so much ;_;

>>74480459
why did they do it?

>>74480439
>>74480435
Who are the best players?

>>74480480
Because Sean Davis was ready to start and Felipe is Marsch's boy.

Instead of, you know, rotating the squad, they traded Dax.

My sides

>>74480495
Halfway through the season they assemble an All-Star team of the best players in the league to play a friendly against an European club. Last year's All-Star roster looked like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_MLS_All-Star_Game

So Davis sucks...

>>74480480
I think the official word is "Because Sean Davis shows potential"

He was...okay I guess...

>>74480495
>Goalies
>Bill Hamid
>David Ousted
>Nick Rimando
>Stefan Frei

>Defenders
>Jelle Van Damme
>Axel Sjoberg
>Laurent Ciman
>Walker Zimmerman
>Matt Hedges

>DMID
>Ozzy Alonso
>Dax McCartney
>Diego Chara

>Midfielders
>Ignatio Piatti
>Diego Valeri
>Mauro Diaz
>Nicolas Lodiero

>Forwards
>David Villa
>Fanendo Adi
>Sebasitan Giovinco
>Bradley Wright-Phillips

That's some of the stalwarts, but I'm sure this will change...

>>74480568
Do note that the MLS All-Star game is predominately a fan-vote...it is not always indicative of the best.

>>74480590
>No Cyle Larin
>No Darlington Nagbe

>>74480621
Also
>No Sacha Kljestan

He was an MVP finalist...

>>74480568
I see that Kaká was in the All-Star game.
How's Kaká doing?

>>74480590
Are Canadian teams good?

>>74480590
>wondo not a stalwart top striker

He's the only player in the league to score 10 a season 7 years in a row, nobody else has even done 6

>>74480636
Good but a bit injury prone

>>74480647
Speaking of injury prone
>guzman ded again

>>74480621
>>74480633
>>74480639
I'm just going with who I could remember immediately. Sorry guys. Yes, Larin, Kljestan, Wondo and Nagbe are good. Though Nagbe frustrates me to no end because he is sometimes incredibly quiet.

Still would rather we drafted him instead of Omar "I'm hot shit." Salgado...

>>74480636
Toronto FC made the finals last year, and Montreal the Conference Finals. Vancouver is decent from time to time, full of exciting youth, but their model of development means they are often forgotten. Especially considering their Canadian rivals, and the Cascadian Rivals.

They are in the CCL semis though! They get to be killed by Tigres, unless Alphonso Davies saves the day.

Does he have braces?

>everyone spoonfeeding a foreigner this badly
wew

FOOKIN GARBER

>>74480718
really makes you think

>>74480718
>Foreigners trying to learn about MLS is bad

>>74480718
The season's just starting, it's different

>>74480718
>n-no one is allowed to like mls except me!

>>74480718
like clockwork lad, you are acting as if this were your first

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>>74480590
>dax mccartney

>>74480693
>>74480647
Thanks for answering me.

Last question: What days of the week does the MLS games take place?

>>74480789
One on Friday, usually two on Sunday(maybe 3) and the rest on Saturday.

Occasionally there are mid week games on Wednesday.

This game has been boring. Shit league desu.

Any Seattle anons at Atlantic Crossing

I'll pay for all your drinks because I have no friends

>That tifo in Arabic writing.

>mini soda

>Minasato United

>tiny soft drink

yup minnesoda the chicago fire of the west

>no DPs

What the hell were they thinking

>he didn't captain Valeri in fantasyMLS

>>74481095
>"Dude, we'll totally get the best DP's in Summer. It always works look at Drogba and Lodiero."
>"But what about M'Bohli, Perez Garcia, Veron, Gomez, Jarju..."
>"SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"

Something like that, I guess...

Valeri is so based. He's probably my favorite player on a different team than mine.

>>74481173
but mlels literally doesn't matter until after the first half of the season is over

>>74481188
I mean, end of the day you are right, but given what we've seen in the offseason, I see no ambition in Minnesota right now.

And I'm speaking more to the fact that mid season DPs usually don't make a big impact until the following season. Usually. Lodiero and Drogba are recent exceptions.

>>74481188
mlels doesn't matter at all

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC up
>tfwnodefense

;_;

>>74481305
Robert Kraft hates you guys so much. I'm amazed.

>>74481305
>tfw no stadium

>be an MLS team
>sign ZERO DPs

Why is this allowed?

>the first person to score is a based NASL player

>mininsoda
Can I get a refill.

LOOOOOONNSS

A lot of time predicting stuff about MLS is hard

Probably gonna be a bigger struggle for Minnesota than we thought

On the bright side Chicago is guaranteed at least one win this season

>>74481777
Honestly, Minnesota struggling was always kind of a lock.

>>74481784
They actually have a chance at playoffs this year...it's scary to think about, but it's true.

>>74481335

>Every now and then Jay Heaps wakes up and texts Robert Kraft “Why don’t you love me like you love Tom Brady?”

>Robert Kraft, getting up from his mattress made of macaroni noodles cooked in the tears of Patriots fans after their recent Super Bowl failure takes a long look at his phone before texting back: “Who is this, and why do you have my number?”

>Jay Heaps punches the wall in frustration. Through the tears caused by his frustration, he furiously texts back: “It’s Jay! Jay Heaps! You own the New England Revolution! A soccer team! You know, Taylor Twellman, the best player to ever play for this team? That New England Revolution!” and he slams his phone down on the IKEA brand coffee table he bought with his meagerly 50k salary. He gets up and slams his head against the wall, sobbing.

>After a few minutes, his phone vibrates. Jay looks at it with a deathly glare, questioning whether or not he should pick it up. After a minute of deliberating it with himself, he picks up the phone and reads the following message: “I have a soccer team?”

>He screams in frustration, throwing his phone against the wall, waking the neighbors in the surrounding apartments. “I FUCKING HATE YOU, ROBERT KRAFT! I FUCKING HATE YOU” he yells as he succumbs to the impending emotional breakdown, punching his couch through his tears.

>>74481777
lmao who's we?

I've been predicting that they were going to be the next Chicago Fire

>>74481805
Considering that he's got a decent shot at being fired if they start slow, then the greentext is going to need updating.

>>74481803
>>74481815
The Fire haven't really gotten close to the pits of MLS history though like Minnesota has the chance too

>>74481777
come on lad, it was written in stone when we saw how they were doing things, on top of being in the west.

>>74481843
Missing the playoff like 5 out of the past 6 years when over half the league makes the playoffs is pretty close to the pits m8

>>74481877
Chicago averages a point a game though
There's been worse teams

>Loons

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>>74482058
BASED

>>74482241
You know they played tonight right?

>>74481095
What did they mean by this?

>>74482250
Idk if you can call that playing but they were on the field.

>>74481126
>change captain from Valeri to Adi at last minute for extra meme power
>in the end it didn't mater who I captained
Honestly Anyone who didn't have both Adi and Valeri on their team this week was committing Fantasy malpractice.

The 'mls defending' meme will never die.

Is it to late to delete Minnesota?

>>74482338
Most of those players came from Scandinavia

>>74482345
No fuck you

>>74481877
bring back cuau
make this shit league fun again

Who else here thinks Chicago can make the playoffs?
They've gotten a whole lot better in the midfield and if that Hungarian guy works out who knows what could happen

>>74482357
Mini-sota needs to invest on defense, and they clearly didn't.

>>74482419
>implying there's a team in the east that doesn't have a realistic shot at the playoffs

Btw did anyone else notice Venegas played?
That guy who embarrassed John Brooks was barely noticeable

>>74482500
They didn't invest anywhere
Their two biggest acquisitions was a guy that played for them in their NASL days who was rotting in Mexico and an attacker from Orlando who's decent but shouldn't be the best player on your team

>>74482510
Probably the Resv and the Pink Cows based on how they looked Thursday

>he doesn't rank Jamaican Lanklet as a top 3 MLS GK

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>>74482817
Fuck, drunk forgot to post image

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>>74482824
Is he really gonna be around this season and not sold?

What is with this expansion team hype. We've all seen NFL, NBA, NHL expansion teams, and I assume oldfags have seen MLB expansion teams.

All were shit for a number of years.

MNU will be shit this year, and this should be a reality check for ATL fags.

GG.

in other news, our U-20's are going to the world cup

>>74482894
Atl beats rebels on sunday

>>74482888
He'll stay for at least the season because we have shitter Petr Czech behind him, would not be surprised at all to see him sold to some Belgian/Dutch team next offseason though

>>74482894
ATL has like 8 dudes that would be the best player on MU

>Loons

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>>74482888
>Rolling Rock

>>74482939
You needa cash in

>>74483006
Dive bar man.

>>74482907
literally whom?

>>74483151
Tyler adams

>Orozco trending on Twitter because he took out Lozano

atta boy, Dallas sends its regards

>tfw 36 hours until no more soonposting, ever

>>74483506
We'll just switch to >now

>perf

>>74483485
Dallas
Can win? Fight me>>74483281

>>74483616
Perth

>perf

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Bump for loss sunday

RIP DISKERUD ;_;

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>>74483852
hope so

also, >Minnesota hahahahahahahaha holy shit

>Soon

>3 (three) American starters in the 22 last night

Nice "league"

>>74486348

fuck off m8 our youngsters are good

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>Soon

Post yfw atl gets spanked harder than da loons

UNION
N
I
O
N

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>minisoda

>>74491124
Based desu

>perf

Where my Crew-Fire stream at?

>>74492807
>Crew vs Fire
Why even bother

>>74492849
Because I was unfortunate enough to be born a Fire fan and even more unfortunate enough to have to move out of the CSN Chicago area

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>first match of the day in like five minutes

LET'S GET IT ON

>>74492911
still a GOAT logo change

>yesterday
>portland against an obviously overmatched squad
>today
>columbus against an obviously overmatched squad

First real game of the season isn't for two more hours, desu.

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>>74492911
should be this desu

>>74493003
>the old logo featuring gay rapists

Pass.

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>>74492911
>>74493003
Stoked to see them play in the new jerseys

>>74471698
i thought this was sammy sosa

>>74492877
Watching it right now from the west coast on MLS Live m8

>nikolic in charge of staying onside

>fire still bad

gib dax back

yo trump be tweeting some wild shit rn lmao

>>74493899
pls no bully

>the only game on TV today is the Galaxy one

fuck this

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>seeing Dax McCarty in a Chicago kit

ohhh I'm laffin

>>74494265
THEY DIDNT EVEN MAKE HIM CAPTAIN

>>74484606

He should go to Minnesota

>>74494265
yee

>Harrington

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>>74495347

>>74495383
>seitz
nigga whatcha ya doing?

>columbus screwed

>>74494305
WHAT???

fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74495383
what is seitz doing with his hands

>>74495572
he's a vampire

>>74495466
>>74495572
Showing off his cool new keeper gloves
I don't know

>>74495531
>>74494305
Who is captain then?

>>74495702
michael de leeuw
based dutchman

>>74495347

Anyone streaming the galaxy game?

>>74495714
pauno is fucking de leeuwsional

>>74495383
>be akindele
>one of the best up and coming canadian strikers
>play in dallas, win regular season
>still lowest attendance
>get knocked out anyway
>mfw
>sit on bench for home opener
>people don't rate me because i'm not Larin
>mfw
>sits next to Harris
>decent guy, but always talks about his past
>"I played for Chivas, dontcha know"
>mfw

Can't wait to watch America's team Toronto

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>>74495904

>>74475386

>San Diego Conquistadors

thought this was racist in murrica

>Cololumbus

>>74486793
I was at Bobby Dodd on Wednesday, those brick walls are bretty close to the sidelines. We might get to see someone smash into them

>>74495936
It's what their old NASL team several decades ago was called

but yeah, it won't fly in today's America

>>74495979
i hope its zizzo

Atletico San Diego
Deportivo San Diego (if they can get the rights)
Mission San Diego
San Diego AFC (either one works)
San Diego Armada
San Diego Conquistadors (if people don't get assblasted by it)
San Diego Fleet
Forza San Diego
San Diego Lightning (something something Chargers)
San Diego Sol
San Diego Surf

these are objectively the only good names on the list

>>74496291
the san diego beans!

>>74496291
>if people don't get assblasted by it
Have you seen America recently?
Especially the leldditors which American soccer is occupied by?
Of course they will

>>74496291
>implying Taco Truck isn't based a fuck

>>74496651
Yes, because if I were to play for a MLS team, I would want to play for the Taco Trucks as opposed to the Galaxy, Earthquakes, Grizzly Bears, or whatever LAFC calls themselves

Go galaxy!

Go tfc!

>the salt lake turtlenecks

So how well is this mandate from US Soccer demanding all players stand for the anthem going to go over?

>>74495981
Just looked this up, NASL team was the San Diego Sockers (ew).

>>74495981
>>74497379
San Diego Conquistadors was the name of an ABA basketball team

>>74497379
Sockers is currently being used by an indoor soccer team, so they wouldn't be able to use it (unless a millionaire owner came along and bought the IP)

Sockers has a sort of charm to it

>>74497432
Retro things and nostalgia are cool right now, but once that fad passes, San Diego Sockers would sound absolutely awful. It's on par with San Jose Clash and Kansas City Wiz.

>>74481336
>tfwnoqt3.14stadium

>>74495924
>More Americans than Canadians

>the cucked state of Cucknada

>>74497117
the Chicago Fire blog on SB Nation called it "regressive" and "tone deaf"

of course this is probably par for the course for any outlet owned by Vox

CHOKEVINKO

they didnt deserve that free goal anyways

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>Giovinco

>>74496291
>AFC (America's Finest City)

kek

>>74497678
Rapinoe stood for nations worse than the US
She needs to fucking stand for ours

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>galelxy

>>74497737
Honestly I was just amused that Rapinoe thought she had enough of a platform to matter

I'm sure it really made all 50 people at any given NWSL game think

>naming your team Real Salt Lake
well that's just gay

>>74474387
If only! I would totally cheer for them :3

STREAM
T
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A
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jozy why

>Half the field is sunlit, the other half is shadowed
I fucking hate when that happens

>altipoo

>>74497807
She kneeled once when she wasn't starting for the national team

>>74497825
They got permission from one of the Spanish teams named Real iirc

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>>74497857
They don't play until tomorrow

>>74497957
>germans cosplaying as rednecks

for what purpose?

Shhh
https://youtu.be/hR-WafmP1uU

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why the fuck does your country ruin everything?

Confetti after a cheap penalty?