/heem/

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Wtf is wrong with this guys head?

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Is Bundy Scoobers a good fighter?

>>74470929
someone should take his dna and compare it to bear dna, just to make sure.

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>only just realised that 209 is on fucking sunday not saturday
>now i have to try and wrangle monday off work at late notice on friday afternoon

fuk

>>74470929
The part of brain that warns you about your limits is missing.

>>74470929
look at any dagestani fighter, arr rook arike

>>74470968
What are you talking about ffs, 209 is on Saturday night, Sunday morning.
>When is March 4

When did Rashad get so old?

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Anyone else pretty hyped about 209? It's been some time since I've been looking forward to every fight on the main card.

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I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT ANYMORE

>>74470987
I wonder why he's still favorite against Kelly.

About time to grow up and make this /mma/. You don't see nba or mls with childish names.

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I didn't like the Overeem vs Hunto faceoff, since I have my money on Hunt.

Do you think he just tried not looking at him, and missed the hand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVdWChdAYE

>>74471001
Because Kelly isn't very good at all, I love him and he has heart but Kelly is outmatched in every department.

>>74471011
He's retarded. Literally. He thinks "Jesus" exists.

Threadly reminder
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBe3GWjQq-H/?hl=en

>>74471005
you can discuss it with yourself in that shitty early thread you made, if you want

>>74471011
it was mind games lad

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Im actually hyped about 209 so its going to be shit. Sorry lads.

>>74471005
>muh legitimate sport

>>74471015
did you not see kelly TKO antonio carlos junior. that was a great performance.

>>74471018
Prove to me that you exist.
Protip: you can't.

>>74471018
wow D R O P P E D

>>74471024
whats going on in this picture?

>>74470907
why call it success edition and then post a washed up failure?

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>>74470986

Oh yeah.

I'm sure that it's usually not displayed in GMT for me though, I dunno it threw me off.

Still want a day off now though.

>>74470989
Of course I'm bloody well hyped about the first genuinely good card this year

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>>74471039
This

>>74471035
He got dominated in the first round before ACJ gassed. ACJ isn't amazing either. The only way I can see Kelly winning is by lying on top of Evans for 3 rounds and thats highly unlikely because of Shad's wrestling pedigree. Evans should be able to tag him on the feet no problem. The speed difference will be apparent too.

>>74471021
>>74471029
You let me know when you start taking things a bit more seriously.

>>74471018
Jesus loves knock outs tho

>>74471052
god fucking damn i hate "people" who aren't of complete european descent.

How do the h8rs rationalize Schaub being so much more successful than they are?

>a-a-at least I can call him sh*t on my anonymous anime safe space

>>74471056
>taking things seriously on 4chan

shiggy diggy

>>74471036
there is no "i"
do you even have a legit undergrad degree lmao?

don't ever respond to me or my wife's son again

>>74471065
They probably spend half of their days playing that final fantasy toy, my man.

>>74471065
I like schaub imho

>>74471066

that's a quote from the dark knight lol

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I have 5 bets already, but all of them depending on Woodley/Khabib win.

How should I diversify the risk? I don't think Wonderboy is winning, but Khabib seemed too confident in the faceoffs, which I don't like – Ferg is a cheeky cunt. So maybe putting some money behind him?

>>74470788
>literally the first thought in my head as soon as i saw the image
Mah aborigine.

>>74471075
capeshitfag

>>74471075
Joker says give me a call though not let me know though

get your quotes right my man

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Will she beat Clawja Gadayyha?

>>74471079
For sure bet on Ferg my dudw

>>74471071
I think, therefore I am.

>>74471079
If you want to hedge, you can do:

Wonderboy by decision
Ferguson ITD

Most like ways for them to win IMO. Don't see Wonderboy finishing Woodley and Ferg will likely have to finish Khabib to win.

>>74471092
Blithering idiot.

>>74471083
>>74471072
Grow up, before I put you 6 feet under. Fucking hell I hate Australians beyond words. I will kill everyone on your dog shit continent.

>>74471103
Yeah, I was thinking about Wonderboy by decision, but forgot about it. Thanks!

Wonderboy>Rory>Tyron
Khabib>MJ>Tony
Overeem>Brock>Hunt

Ockhams Razor, Lee's Theory of Combat, and Pieagets's theory of cognitive development proves that Wonderboy, Khabib, and Overeem are locks, ceteris paribus.

Now let's see you nerds try to argue with hard science.

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Nick Diaz vs Paul Daley 09 04 2011

>watched the movie 10 years after it came out
>couldn't be less of an autist
>get called a capshitfag by some zero on 4chan
really i would give anything to kill you right now, just fucking shoot you 40 times

Elkins at +400 to +500, pretty significant. I think Elkins has a decent chance.

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>>74471079

I don't know how anyone can be sure enough to bet on this fite 2bh

https://youtu.be/N4xngGOM7PA
>goof doofus

>>74471124
>couldn't be less of an autist
>gets trigger by an anonymous poster on a mongolian coloring board
>spergs out about killing him
Sure thing, buddeh.

>>74468628
what's next for perry?

>>74471149
Hopefully continuing to heem asians, but if depends if he's learned how to not get completely shut down by a fucking kick.

>>74471139
Same, but Ferg is more well rounded and works from the bottom.

>>74471149
reddit AMAs and twitch streaming

>>74471159
Ferg is the perfect fighter to put up against Khabib imo. But Conor/Kebab is the best matchup in MMA right now, two guys who are gods in their respective strengths and play into each other's weaknesses.

>>74471180
>But Conor/Kebab is the best matchup in MMA right now
only with Pride rules

Embedded
https://youtu.be/oZyvSY9gP5Q
https://youtu.be/oZyvSY9gP5Q
https://youtu.be/oZyvSY9gP5Q

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>>74471094
Cookies?

>>74471204
Advertising is against the rules unless you paid.

>>74471149
Supposedly Ellenberger
>>74470989
Weirdly enough I'm not hyped at all, I'm pretty sure that Tyrone is gonna win when I would like him to not and I have a feeling that kebab is gonna win too and I hate that

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>>74471204
you linked the wrong one

https://youtu.be/UB0pUrkDXnc

>>74471211
Ok?

>>74471215
Woodley vs Thompson is probably the one fight I'm least hyped about on the main card.

>>74471211
Grow up.

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>>74471244
why?

Adulthood a shit

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Our boys are changing this game 4ever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc

>>74471262
Shut up you blithering zilch.

>tfw if khabib loses I'll make 165 euros (bet 100 euros on ferguson)
>tfw if khabib wins I'll get to see my favorite fighter KILL the mystic tap meme

don't even mind losing the 100 euros

Who /Chael/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw

>>74471414
I think Conor will sleep Khabib if they ever fight, Khabib pressures a ton so I think Conor catches him early and sleeps him.

>>74471425
connor has never fought a good LW

>>74471414
You should always bet against who you're rooting for.
You're basically buying their victory.

>>74471434
Eddie was good, just not champ material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GppoKB4_k
These two guys are starting to hate each over
>why you gotta be so mean tyron

>>74471434
>alvarez wasn't a good LW
you're the same type of dipshit that posts crap like '___ v conor would be amazing' when the no name had a decent fight on a fight night card

>>74471434
Aldo would be a contender at LW if not champion (without Conor in the mix). Alvarez is a top 5 guy and Diaz is pretty good too.

The fight wouldn't be close either way. I just think Conor can catch him before he gets taken down.

>>74471451
either khabib or ferguson would destroy mcgregor

>>74470929

Honestly looks like a shrunken frontal lobe to me. Might just be a different shape, though. I'm not a fuckin expert what the fuck do I know.

>>74470929

Russian head syndrome

>>74471460
The same way Aldo would?
All that skill doesn't matter when someone can put you to sleep the first punch thrown

Tony has a better chin so he might do better

>>74471460


Heard it for the last 5 or so fights now. So I'm just going to assume you're wrong.

>>74471469
Dagestanis aren't ethnically Russian, that's like calling our abos British because Brits conquered them.

>>74471425
He will hit nothing but his guard just like Michael Johnson did.

It's always the same with mcgregor fans

>say some fighter is obviously superior
>"oh, the same way [shitty fighter] was also obviously superior"

neck yourselves please, connor has not faced one good fighter apart from aldo which was a fluke win

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>>74471505
>>74471506
We already knew oral b nation was cucked when the only fighters you produced had white mothers and black fathers.

No need to drill it in.

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Based Goobs

>>74471506
>connor has not faced one good fighter apart from aldo
Chad?

>>74471518
you're australian, you shouldn't have the right to talk about martial arts

>>74471184
This. Under pride rules Conor would get ko'ed once he went to the ground by knees. Under the current ruleset he could survive two rounds of GNP and eventually catch kebob

>>74471506
>good
Dustin is a good fighter

>>74471528
I don't consider featherweights to be fighters, aldo being the exception

>>74471529
One of the best international rugby teams, because it's a sport we care about. You fags pride yourselves on kickboxing and mma but you produce mixed race rats and immigrarabs. Stfu

>>74471523
This would never have happened if the Irish and Italian flags didn't look so similar.

>>74471528
Let it go, when he heems Khabib these cucks will go
>H-Haha, j-joke's on you, h-he was just a c-can crusher, this next guy however...

>>74471523
Goobs looks like shit in this photo.

>>74471542
Funny, cause they'd kill you. What does that make you?

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Reminder that exactly one year ago the casual spergs were saying Nate is an easy fight.

>>74471518

Wow I went to bed 8 hours ago, wake up and you're still here race-baiting. Just leave.

Whats that ball thing tony always has?

>>74471523
great now people with identically the same flag will shitpost about conor.
We need Nate to dine with the Malaysian President to make it even again.

>>74470929
Does cauliflower ear like this make you more susceptible to getting cut there in fights?

Muslims, 1.7 billion. /heem/, 30 posters. Don't forget this. Khabib will win.

>>74471563
powerball, he said he used it all the time during his rehab for his broken arm

>>74471562
I wasn't even here 8 hours ago

Get on Dan Kelly before he drops below +150 lol

>>74471523
>fistposing with politicians
what a fucking cringelord

>Woodley grew up privileged and went to college
>is a giant whiner and ''victim''
>Wonderboy grew up super poor
>is a humble and great guy
If there is any justice in the world Wonderboy will heem this asshole to kingdom come.

>>74471602
>>Woodley grew up privileged and went to college

Stop lying on the internet you moron.

Weigh ins are live
https://youtu.be/2aIKIaYY9Fk
https://youtu.be/2aIKIaYY9Fk

>>74471580
mashallah we will rock you Islamic domination of UFC title picture 2018 early 2019

>>74471065
I just hate the repetitive spam. I hate the fags who spam Conor/Nate shit just as much.

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>>74471523

>The Italians dine better than them all.
>We had bread and butter.

What did he mean by this

>>74471602
For true justice to exist, God must exist to exact the justice. For God to exist, he must hate Serbs because he has fucked you throughout history. To make you butthurt, God will make Woodley win.

>>74471608

Didn't click.

>>74471608
MOTHERFUCKER

>>74471065
How do you rationalize trying this hard to be annoying on the internet by latching onto failed memes?

>>74471601
Pier Silvio isn't a politician

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>>74470953

>>74471583
thanks I might get one

>>74471621
ITs a good show give it a chance

>>74471644
good goy

>>74471606
>Woodley didn't go to college
>he didn't have a pretty decent live compared to Wonderboy who was literally starving in his childhood
Where exactly was i lying?

>>74471646
I will never give "Kid Nate" and "Eugene Robespierre" a chance in hell, they are both Atheists

>>74471611
Yeah, bread and butter is a british thing, it's bread and olive oil for us. Doubt he was having that with Berlusconi though.

>>74471653
You said he grew up privileged which is a straight up lie you enormous asshole.

>>74471644
I heard its also perfect for building sphincter strength

>>74471616
>God hates us
>but you're the one getting cucked out of existence
Loving Every Laugh

Honestly wouldn't be able to think of a worse method of torture than to have dinner with a greasy Italian politician and a cowardly Irish manlet. Would rather cut my stomach open and eat my intestines while conscious.

>>74471666
He had the privilege of eating.

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>>74471547
>>74471572

>>74471683
You're an idiot who contributes nothing of note to these threads other than endless stupidity and race-baiting.

>>74471672
How are we being cucked out of existence? Isn't it your "nation" that has had two of its regions seceded in the last decade or so? Isn't it your nation with a birth rate of 1.32 and a declining population?

>>74471676
>muh bitterballen
enjoy your dutch "cuisine"

>>74471694
>being this shook
Also notice how you fire off the insults immediately while i haven't attacked you once.
>saying that a person of color is an asshole is racebaiting
Can't make this shit up.

>>74471694

You're the biggest dork in /heem/

>>74471702
We can always import Italian cuisine (which is overrated by the way), while you can never import Dutch politicians and rule of law.

Have fun living in your failed state.

>>74471705
You're an idiot who contributes nothing of note to these threads other than endless stupidity and race-baiting.

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>>74471702

>bitterballen

hoo bby. that's shit is good

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>>74471718
>being so shook his mind becomes a broken record
Thanks for the W.

>>74471725
Dude you are talking to Ahmed, don't bother reasoning with him

>>74471737
>i-i-m not a race-baiter
>Immediately posts this: >>74471725

This kind of stupidity and idiocy is special in someone who is inbred.

>>74471725
Surely this image of a couple of mongs holding paper signs is worse than the fact that Serbia is getting smaller by the day and is a dying country with a bleak future and a horrible past

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>Yuropeen /heem/

>>74471717
>(which is overrated by the way),
pleb
>while you can never import Dutch politicians and rule of law.
tiny countries with fossil fuels can't really brag that much about being successful

>>74471721
they're alright, but imagine that being the height of your country's achievement
wew

>>74471748
>polish toilet cleaning subhuman slaveshit calls serbian's argument "reasoning" even though I post historical facts and statistics

this is why all you slavshits should be gassed, you are subhumans worse than dogs, hitler was right about all of you subhumans

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>>74471750
>dutch talks shit about my nation out of the blue
>tell him he's isn't doing much better
>he ask for proof
>i give it
Your kind of stupidity is special in someone who is inbred AND has a privileged victim complex. I own your ass. Now go get your fucking shine box.

>>74471580
spergOP is a muslim, so the groups aren't mutually exclusive

damn its looking like /int/ in here today

>>74471768
Oh look the race-baiting loser is still trying to save face.

You are pathetic.

>>74471779
>the other guy literally calling us subhumans
>the racebaiter calls me a racebaiter
Thanks for the W. Now go get your fucking shinebox.

>ITT americans get surprised that other countries use the internet.

This is an MMA thread.

Keep your /pol/ diarrhea inside your shriveled little minds or take it to the containment boards.

>>74471765
Go back to Morocco, shitskin

>ITT Americans get surprised that yuropeens are incapable of staying on-topic and have to dick measure about which country is less worse off than the other

>>74471768
>he calls this proof

learn what a proof is you subhuman slav

just don't run your shitty slav mouth in the future, don't call other nations "dying" while your nation is literally falling apart and is experiencing one of the biggest demographic declines in the world

>>74471786
>talk about MMA
>dutchcuck brings up countries to forget how cucked he is
>racebaiter gets triggered cause i said something mean about his husbando

Jesus Christ bisping is so fucking irritating to listen, I can't stand his accent anymore

At this point I don't even know if that's now his natural accent or he does it do Americans can understand him more easily but it's fucking grating

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>>74471795

You need to go back:

>>>/pol/

White bois BTFO again
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRLltjLlbmQ/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maritsa
so this is the power of serbshits..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partitions_of_Poland
so this is the power of poleshits..

>>74471803
What accent does he have exactly? His raspy voice makes it hard to tell.

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>>74471793
>being this shook
>being this cucked
>calling ANYONE subhuman

>>74471809
damn, garbrandt-esque

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>>74471809
Has everyone forgotten what happened to Cerrone?

Stephanie is taking this fight way too soon.

>>74471813
His actual accent is a Manchester accent which is still the base but it's turned into a disgusting half American half Manchester hybrid now

>>74471826
>Cerrone lost because he fought too soon
when will this meme die

>>74471809
>b-b-but you're the r-racebaiter
Also, lel at Woodley being so shook he wont even take his glasses off.

>>74471460
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

>>74471803
what are you listening to

>>74471819
Not an argument. Your nation is dying geographically and demographically.

Secession of Kosovo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Kosovo_declaration_of_independence

Secession of Montenegro:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montenegrin_independence_referendum,_2006

Demographical death:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Serbia

>>74471832

That's not the only reason he lost. But it's a big part of it. Matt Brown actually dropped him, and then 6 weeks later he's fighting the best boxer in MMA. So yes, he fought too soon and got KO'd cause he didn't take time to recover.

>>74471836
>/heem/ is one person.
Pathetic idiotic hypocrite loser.

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Lando Vannata is the next lightweight champ. His movement, his skillset and his philosophy have already propelled him into greatness status in my eyes.

Groovy bless guys.

>>74471843
Masvidal would've done that to him even if he had taken a year off.
Just a terrible matchup for him.

I'm willing to accept an apology from the serbian subhuman if he sends a handwritten letter to the Dutch embassy in Belgrade, stating that he made the mistake of verbally attacking a superior nation on false pretences.

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>>74471849
>THIS SHOOK

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>>74471768
>Now go get your fucking shine box

Noice

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>>74471858
>that hairline
we should've seen it coming

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>>74471809
>>74471811
>>74471842
150% pathetic

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>>74471858
>Lando Vannata is the next lightweight champ.

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>>74471866
>Masvidal would've done that to him even if he had taken a year off.

Lol yeah sure but it wouldn't have been a round 1 KO (Herb should've stopped the fight)

Listen the point is he came back too soon and got KO'd. Stephanie hasn't had time to recover from all those knock-downs.

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IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T _____

>>74471892
cucked

>>74471879
Kek his only 24 as well. It's fortunate but shit happens.

I predict that he will be champ by late 2018.

>>74471890
I still think it would've gone down the same way pretty much.
Fair enough though, I think WB is gonna get rekt too

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>>74471877
>>74471901
My mick bretheren.

>>74471889
Overeem agrees too.

I think if you don't see this, you are not paying attention.

>there are people in this thread who haven't bet the house on Tony
What are you doing with your lives, m9s

>>74471868
That's very big of you

>>74471911
damn, I thought he was in his early 30s

>>74471928
Lol please don't jinx my bet you moron. You kept saying Ronda was going to win.

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>>74471868
>starts shit for literally no reason
>gets ANALY ANNIHILATED
>tries to be clever to save face

Careful not to post something mean about the muzzles bro or the cops will come for you.

>>74471928
I have already bet $500. Thinking of betting $500 more.

>>74471912
>3 pieces of fake news
nice try serbshit
>>74471920
the irish are almost as subhuman as the serbshits

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>>74471928

guys reply ASAP, what time is conor fighting tomorrow?

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>>74471912

>>74471963
He's never fighting again m8

>>74471963
Go ask here: >>>/asp/

>>74471953
I only said God would hate Serbs if he existed, which is a fact, why otherwise would he make your history such a joke, 400 years of Ottoman occupation, followed by the secession of Montenegro and Kosovo, seeing Croatia surpass you in every regard, and your women hating you so much that they literally refuse to get children.

So answer me, are you denying these facts?

>>74471972
>The race-baiting loser is a mandrama sperg
You really can't make this up

Can we discuss staredowns? This is almost as interesting as the actual fight to me.

The Fedor:
>autistically refuse to make eye contact, I'm going to kill you, but no hard feelings bro

The Indoors Sunglasses:
>Let the whole world know you are shook

The Wanderlei
>bounce and rock while staring intensely, gives off a barely constrained violent urge kinda feel

The School Shooter
>intense unwavering staring with a burning gaze, almost no movement, favored by white fighters

>>74471965
>be duch
>get arrested for saying something mean online about the mudslimes that raped your mother and sister
Can't make this up.

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TEYMUR
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Remember that time we had 5 Brazilian champs and now we only have 1?

>>74471978
>having meme reaction of something means you follow it
Not even gonna dignify that. Now go get your fucking shinebox.

>>74471980
nobody cares cuck

>>74471952
There's 0%
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>>74471986
Will be heem'd by Groovy in the first round.

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ONE OF THE SPICIEST ROLLERS – FOR FREE
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-vs-royler-gracie-adcc-best-of-adcc-volume-5

also ADCC library added to fight pass
pretty cool desu

>>74471993
Rude. You will never move up in the world without studying body language.

>>74471975
Dude, stop, i can literally picture you wiping tears and sniveling while your angrily typing this response. Let it go.

Also try not to get arrested for saying something mean about the muzzles, k?

>>74471980
>The Crocop

You dun goofed

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Diakise is fighting again soon lads.

Post your favorite historical occurences related to MMA, these are mine:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwellian_conquest_of_Ireland

>>74472003
that's strike 1 pal, watch it okay.

>>74472002
don't know what's up with that stupid fucking music though desu
hope that's not for all matches

>>74471991
Cherish these times we live in, where there's only 1 grapplefucker champion

>>74472004
Answer my question.

>>74472012
It's alright man, why do you have to be so mean all the time? You're so mean

>>74472004
Why would he say something mean about himself ?

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>>74471990

>>74471998
delete this

>>74472011
lol that salt.

>>74472022
It's pretty absurd to think anyone could understand and explain God's will.

>>74472025
that made me sad when he said that

>>74472039
Just my opinion, Southern Irelandian.
>>74472040
Why would he allow Serbia to be occupied by Turks for 400 years?

>>74472031
>(you)ing your own pathetic post

All you gotta do is just ask. Here have a (you).

It's on the house

>>74472022
Sure, point to to where i denied it first. Just try not to get arrested while doing it.

>>74472052
See
>>74472040

>>74472052
I don't know, why is he allowing it to happen to you right now?

>>74472054
So you're admitting I was right. Thanks. It was you who felt the need to attack me. We both know, hell, even the polish ape ITT knows that my country is better, so why try to deny it?

>>74472042
The spotlight comment from Rashad was pretty sad

>Dutchmen getting royally BTFO by Serbs

Bet the house on black (Woodley, Cuycuy, Reem)

>khabib fans
This is what you support more of if you insist on rallying behind Khabib "Death to the West" Nurmagomedov.

Think of how cancerous the average casual UFC fan is.. now add a billion Muslims into the mix.

Is Wonderboy going to get BTFO? I feel like he can't handle blacksplosion.

When are the real weigh ins? Aren't they usually streamed about now?

>>74472070
>a billion

Try TWO BILLION, praise be to Allah.

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>>74472070
Forgot pic.

>>74472070
Take your /pol/ /b/ /int/ cancer back to the appropriate containment boards

>Dutchfag getting BTFO by Bogdan

Bet the house Hunto.

What went wrong here?
https://youtu.be/sRHH3aIKuDE

>>74472070
>Think of how cancerous the average casual UFC fan is
Yeah I have to put up with non-American flags on /heem/ all the time. Especially Ausfailian ones.

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>>74472073
how hard do you think rory smashed all the women in tyron's family after the ppv molesting

>>74472070
mashallah

I'm really excited to know that most of these losers won't be part of the game thread.

>>74472070
As a grappler, I find Khabib so interesting to watch. I can't hate watching him fight, even if he wants to behead me.

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>>74472053
You're not fooling me Dana, you blacked cuck.

The crescent and star will shine over the Lightweight division soon. The only thing that remains is defeating the two Crusaders, Ferguson and McGregor. This will happen surely, praise be to Allah and his prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

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>triggered by women
>triggered by muslims

Imagine being so pathetic you insert politics into everything lmao

>>74472100
Rory can handle blacksplosion, though. Not everyone can.

>>74472113

Wow it only took you 6 minutes to screenshot the post from your phone and make that awful image(just like your awful webm)

I'm impressed by your skills.

What happens if say tony Ferguson misses weight but then wins the fight? What happens to the interim title?

>>74472134
Tony wouldn't be the one to miss weight

>>74472133
You should be impressed. I normally don't respond to blacked betas.

>>74472134
Won't be a title fight for the guy who missed weight, this exact thing happened at 206 with Pettis/Holloway
>>74472145
It was an example

Hey fatass who always gets triggered.

WMMA sucks and I could beat most of them up.

>>74472134

Khabib is the one who has a history of missing weight my casual friend.

>>74472148
I'm impressed you felt the need to justify not samefagging(which you are) by making another awful image.

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>>74472122
Just like how not everyone can handle whitesplosion. Fuck off you memeing cuck syrup jockey.

>>74472145
>>74472154

It was an example.

>>74472153

Enjoy that ban.

>>74472162
which ban?

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This one gets them all the time.

>>74472165
The one you'll get from all boards. You, along with all the other cross-board autists.

>>74472150
>most of them
Pu$$y

>>74472169
Gets them hard for sure

>>74472179
None of us could beat cyborg.

>>74471928
>not having a cheeky punt on ferguson/woodley/overheem

>>74472191
Not sure Wanderlei with a wig qualifies as a woman, anon.

>>74472191
No one here can beat a purple belt. Most of you are fat out of shape manlets with no athletic backgrounds other than keyboard warrioring.

>>74472191
Get your test levels checked asap.

>>74472200
Keyboard warrioring is an athletic endeavour in itself. It has to count for something.

>>74472191
I would just heem through her defense.

>>74472149
Yeah but max still got awarded the interim title, it'd be interesting if the guy who missed weight would still get the title and the title shot.

>>74472216
Have you resigned to having that shit name forever now?

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>>74472153
>red light district

>>74472191
What are you doing in Australia Tito?

>>74472228
The guy who missed weight wouldn't get the title though.
They said it back at 206, it stopped being a title fight for Pettis when he missed weight. Guy who missed weight would probably still get the shot though unless he was ridiculously over

>>74472235
I shall carry it proudly until my watch is over.

>>74472289

Thank you for carrying on the legacy brother.

>>74472289
God speed.

>>74472173
I was using a vpn anyway, I'm not even dutch

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>>74472070
Alhamdulillah

For mandrama-watching losers, Becky Lynch's boyfriend is fighting tomorrow.

>>74472311
but you are autistic

Now fuck off

>>74472317
Will Putin ignore him because he is moslim?

>>74472328
Stay triggered

>>74471506
>connor has not faced one good fighter apart from aldo which was a fluke win
lol chill your beans

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>>74471858

I agree with this post.

Banana bless.

It'd be nice to see Vanatta / Fergo 2 for the title one day but I have an itchy feelin in my scrote that Kebab is going to win.

>>74471819

Spain is that you?

>>74471460
100%

Early weigh ins livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e9uDqjYZe4

>>74471960

Fucking embarrassing.

>>74472336
What do you think triggered means? You're the one who gets upset anytime someone mentions something social justice related.

>>74471991

Remember that time when we had 5-6 brazilians in heem and now we only have that one weeaboo faggot?

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>>74471858
>Lando Vannata will defeat Teymur

>>74472405
kek

>>74472405
Actually pretty comfy.

Ferguson-Wonderboy dream team

*revs sperg*

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14799844/ufc-209-weigh-in-video?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Early weigh ins live

Not sure if there's a diff stream

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>>74472118

>being triggered by people being triggered about things that trigger you when people get triggered about them

Just IMAGINE

Fuck. Bet the house on Tony.

https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/837710600721457152

>>74472421
What's Teymur's ethnicity lad? Saw him wearing a cross.

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>>74472169

>>74472420
>Brazil goes from dominating to being barely represented under the USADA regime
>Brazilian fans completely disappear

Brazil is the most fairweather buncha bandwagonners this side of Ireland

>>74472462
Islam btfo

>>74472462
>Khabib pulls out of a fight

JUST

>>74472462
holy shit what its actually real

>>74472462
fuck you. I hoped it was the old tweet from Ariel. But this shit is real. I bet on Ferguson but I hope is not too fucked up to compete

>>74472462
2 hours until Khabib drops out

8 hours before the fight is scrapped