/180/: CORAL UK OPEN DAY 1

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>Full UK Open R1 & R2 draws
http://www.pdc.tv/uk-open/article/13m5jnpkbiktt1569yq6przb6w/title/coral-uk-open-draw--schedule

>Confirmation of MVG's withdrawal and subsequent round 3 draw procedure
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/56k9x7yhbeau1hdgq4xhimx0h/title/coral-uk-open-day-one

>Afternoon session (11:45am - 5:00pm)
First Round (best of 11 legs [first to 6])
Second Round (best of 11 legs [first to 6])

>Main stage afternoon fixtures
>First Round
Jamie "Jabba-oche" Caven v Dan "Can't" Read
Antonio "El Jobber" Alcinas v James "Vindaloo" Richardson
Ron "Butch Bomb" Meulenkamp v Royden "FANCY GLASSES" Lam
Paul "Choke-o-dile Dummy" Hogan v Keegan "I would love it if we beat them" Brown

>Second Round
Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney v Ryan "Carlton" Palmer
Mark "Superchin" Webster v BUNT MAN
Kevin "Who?" Bambrick / Nicky "Ding Dong" Bell v Robert "Crowning Thorny" Thornton

>Evening session (7:00pm - 11:00pm)
Third Round (best of 17 legs [first to 9])

Daily reminder that peter wright is the 2nd best player in the world

Time for the GOAT tournament of the year.

And we're on now.

>>74470428
At work. Fuck.

>>74470440

Took the day off just for it.

Can just imagine how hard Pheel kicked the cat this morning when he realised he'd opted out of playing a major that MVG was missing.

Caven first match on main stage against some jobber.

Its almost like the pdc want him to lose.

>>74470481
Justin please go easy on the poor fella

ITV spotters already on top form.

>>74470159
TYBOP for reminding me.
>tfw will miss all evening session of it

>those attempts from read at double 1

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>Caven doing something impressive

wow no MvG and Taylor, this just got hella exciting

>those D1 attempts
lmao

>>74470519
Wright's year, la.

>>74470523

Just had a cheeky fiver on Chris Dobey, don't @ me.

>>74470516
>against a complete nobody

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DAT 140

>jobba

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HAHA DAT 140 AGAIN

No mercy from the heroin addict

Joe seems like a good bloke.

>the state of richardsons shirt.

We BDO now

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HAHAHA THIS FINISHING

Richardson 1/18 on the doubles.

Top kek.

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>>74470655
>5.56 %

Webby v bunting, what a cruel draw for the struggling buntman.

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'Mon Lam. Activate your gunnar vision.

need a stream

>>74470708

Only watching this because of Buntman

Haven't seen him in action for almost two years now

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>>74470807
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/pdc-uk-open-darts-live-streaming

>>74470815
Don't get your hopes up too much, fäm.

>>74470830

I can't help myself, he's just so cute

LEG OF LAM

the wolf eh, more like lam to the slaughter.

>Lam

Hogan to beat colin Lloyds lovechild

>Keegan "Likes to taste the" Brown

Remember when Keegan Brown was good?

Chipmunk 2.0 what a cunt

>Choking that badly

"You don't hold a tour card down for five years if you can't play the game"

Yeah, because it was really hard to get a tour card prior to 2014.

lads

LADS

it's Buntman time

>Junkins

State of Bunting's new haircut

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>I don't rate Bunt

Jesus Christ Webster

Might shove a tenner on Webster to win this and lay it off later, he looks like he has a rocket up his arse.

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>>74471381

DAT 124

Webster is fucking ruthless

The Bunt comeback is on!

GODDAMN WEBBO

>28
GJGE Buntman

What a waste of space go back to the bdo

>le "hope i draw van gerwen next round" banter

Hilarious, gets funnier every time.

State of that average jesus christ

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Rob Hewson 6-5 Jan Dekker

>>74471774
Jan "Ant and" Dekker

>muh back

Meryvn King v Alan Tabern, nice retro clash there.

SNACKPOT VS MEDSMAN

>could have had a Reyes/MVG rematch
Fucking Autism

stop complaining you fucking scum

All these games are tonight?

>>74472327
>american football
Kek

>>74470159
>>74470181
>>74470479
>>74470516
>>74470561
>>74470653
>>74470708
>>74470775
>>74470830
>>74471368
>>74471387
>>74471774
>>74472313
>>74472292


>Darts
>Sport

>asp

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>>74472346
Yes you appear to have aspergers, now fuck off

>>74472346
What was his end game here?

What are the main stage matches later?

>>74472503
Chris Quantock v Simon Whitlock
Peter Wright v James Richardson
Adrian Lewis v James Wade
Gary Anderson v Paul Hogan

>>74472529
Heard some good things about Quantock so should be neat to see him in action.

Wright and Gando basically have byes.

Your one hour warning.

If you can't wait another 30 minutes, the next episode of The Darts Show starts in 10 minutes on ITV4.

>>74473243
Nice

>jobber school

>>74473471
>that picture of Kirk Shepherd

450 chumps putting entrance fee money straight into uncle bazzas pocket

>muh retirement

>this interview

>I'M 57!!! [x]

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>"Will Mighty Mike make history by being the first to win the UK Open 3 times in a row?"
no I don't think so, promo.

>>74473649
With the way Vinny's been behaving recently, those are both correct.

>>74473649
I'm glad someone else caught that.

>Petersen back when he was slim
>Burnett back when he wasn't blowing coke

Devon "gando" Peterson

Kek knocked out by a binman

>>74473794
And then Barry Lynn walked out to Beethoven against MVG.

Absolute madman.

>>74473813
Im gonna need a link so this

>>74473835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viUkIuoVZIo

>>74473851
Ah shit, that's cut the walk-ons.

>>74473851
Doesnt have the walk on

And Round 3 of this year's UK Open starts now!

>>74473937
Fuck yes

The state of Mason's turtleneck and jacket combo.

>no autism
>no taylel getting salted

The other big names better show up. I'm looking at you guys, Ferrypot, Gando, Paintjob.

Is the draw after the last match again? Or tomorrow?

>>74474075
After the last match has been completed.

>australian_national_anthem.mp3

>5 games on stage 2
>3 games on stage 8
>4 games on mainstage

Okay?

>>74474138
There's only 31 R3 matches due to MVG dying from prozzie AIDS, remember?

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imagine what whitlock's ponytail must smell like

>all these graphical fuck-ups

>>74474163

Whiskey and regret.

Does Quantock have a second career as a famine model?

>>74474151
Yes but still, it seems weird that one stage gets 5 matches and one 3.

The professional darts circus could just let another match play on stage 8, instead of having people wait while there's an empty board.

>Whitlock thinking too much about white spirit

>>74474190
S K E L L Y

Quantcock is throwing pretty okay scoring wise.

whitlock has a lovely throw t.b.h

pray 4 skelly

>Midget Webster losing 5-2 to Jobbie Baxter
holy wew

>Whitlock is seeded #2

Not the strongest of renewals then

>have the body of co stompe
>scoreline going just like a co stompe match

REMOVE THE MASK

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>Demolition manlet beibg BTFO by the rocket

Always has a relaxed vibe this one with the main stage/floor format, but it does seem a bit subdued without the autism express.

>>74470159
Coral are cancer, one of the most rigged companies when it comes to the casino and horse racing.

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>Kimbo Jobber losing to Brian "Pecker" Woods

>>74474340
Gwan ronnie

>>74474463

DO HIM RONNIE HE'S A MUG!

>>74474462
I hope he gets MVG in the Netherlands leg of the Premier League and gets absolutely bummed.

>>74474491
Kimbo's actually getting his hole opened next week by Autism.

>>74474516
>autism still has backinjury upcoming months
>in 8 weeks we have a night with him playing all the opponents
>in the final match he plays himself

Make this happen.

>9 (nine) scored
#pray4skelly

>>74474545
>he plays himself
Kekked

>9 (nine)

>Merv dumped out by Alan Tabern
top kek

>>74474708
>look up Alan Tabern
>he actually made the PDC Worlds quarters in 2007

Wow.

>>74474753
Yeah, Tabern is about 10 years past his best.

Based Rocket.

>that Huybrechts gurning
What a prick.

>nonce losing 3-0 to the ferret

>chuck bringing the bantz on mvg

Good lad.

>le vindaloo man

>James "can I walk yet?" Richardson

Looks nervous as fuck

Is Clownman limping? It looks like it.

>>74474910
Probably fell off his skateboard cause that is what the youngsters do nowadays.

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>those boo's

You can tell Richardson votes BNP from that shirt.

Richardson trying to over-focus already. Walkover incoming.

>84 left
>First dart miles into 5
What the fuck was that?

>>74475004
>not going for the zany T5 19 Bull

>>74474421
>but it does seem a bit subdued without the autism express.
Yeah, it is. Weird that.

Even Wright's 119.50 last night wasn't as exciting as it should have been.

>could not connect to server

Shit, anyone has a stream that is not Cric?

Justin pipe 1 - 3 Gerwyn Price

Didn't think I'd see another day supporting Price. Go on lad, you can do it.

>>74475182
and now 6-1 to roidlet

glorious scenes

>>74475182

>1-6

Come on roid manlet!

Did Clown just go for a single 9 to leave 170?

>>74475255
single 10 sorry.

>>74475255
Didn't understand him going bull on 66 in his condition.

>go inside D19
>try 17-D1
What a fucking mong.

>>74475287
Probably went for 3 D8, but his big number are fucking terrible. Didn't saw his final darts though, so if you're sarcastic, sorry.

>>74475339
You couldn't actually see where it landed because of the flight being in the way.

He may have gone really badly on single 3.

This is fucking dull.

Thank God that's over.

Lewis-Wade should be fun.

>Thorny

Doubting he'll ever get a sniff at a major again.

>10-5
>just

fuck off, Pipe BTFO

>That fat bellend with the pink wig

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>>74475521
GOOD RIDDANCE, CUNT

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>>74475540

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REV UP THOSE FILENAMES

>>74475578
kek

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>Lewis' shirt

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>>74475578

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DOLAN OUT

>the history maker

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>DOLAN LOSING TO DANCING FAT GREEK MAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

For fucks sake you fat piece of shit, keep your mind off the ferry's and show us top notch darts.

>>74475674
Too busy thinking about the on-site restaurants this time.

Adrian Shows Up - The Leg Edition

>>74475640
>>74475647
Fantastic

If wade plays keeps playing like his last 2 legs, he might be on for back to back "wreckless throwing of the darts" fines.

>noncefinger dumped out by a 19 year old called ted

3-3 now, am I live?

>>74475815
If you're watching Lewis - Wade, yes. Otherwise, I'd check my stream.

>that cocky speed-up from lewis

He must be really hungry.

Classic Clutch Wade.

>>74475838
Thanks. It's TV but sometimes their "live" is 2-3 legs behind.

That 104!

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I think Fatpot is getting fatter

>WADE

>>74475866
Yeah I know what you mean. RTL7 also has a hand of that. Streams are usually behind, but I remember watching a stream on my slow ass laptop being fast than RTL7's "live" on TV.

>>74475910
those tits have definitely gone up a cup size

>le 90-99 average man

>Snackpot

>Shatpot

>LEWIS
STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD

fucking hell lewis

lewis was a bawhair away for going for 180 there with 179 left.

>That hypnotic jiggle of that fat bird's bingo wings

THAT 121 ON THE BULL FROM FAT MAN

>wade

Rip meds man

Fucking hell get a room you pair of woofters.

MA VOYCE IS MA PASSWUR

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>Justin Credible right now

DIRK

>van Divingboard through
PLEASE DRAW CLOWNMAN

WE NEED THIS AGAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smbCbf1y90E

>Gilding loses to his son

>>74476248
Whos he salting now?

>Ryan "Cheating Bastard" Searle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KKPdXuOrp8

>>74476273

Caven just got thumped by Chizzy.

>>74476291
Oh shit. Its gonna be a bloodbath.
>>74476284
Fucking kek

If Gando manages to lose to Paul fucking Hogan, who choked 4 match darts to beat Duzza 4-0 and threw the last into D16 when wanting D8, he should just give up.

>empty tables

Gando confirmed to draw no dimes.

>>74476322
>you now realise its not the worlds so its a massive possibility

>Gando jobbing like fuck against Hogan

>gando
>snackpot
>snakeshite

If two of these go out before the final, we're in trouble lads.

>Paul, you require 2
Is this the Lakeside?

GET FUCKING WRECKED YOU GAME RAISING CUNT

So on the UK Open, is it 19th AND FINAL LEG

Or

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS 9-9 WE WILL BLABLABLA 2 LEGS DIFFERENCE BLABLABLA dont focus too much darts players, i'm still talking BLABLABLA IT WILL BE SUDDEN DEATH!

>>74476516
Only the Matchplay has 2 legs difference.

This goes to a deciding leg.

[giggling intensifies]

>>74476473
>Its a Wee Rabbie wins another major edition

>>74476527
Ah okay, thanks, so bulling backstage counts towards who starts that final leg? That seems to switch a lot over tournaments, I've seen some bull throwing on stage for the final leg.

Also, the PDC WC has a 2 legs difference as well in the final set right?

>>74476568
He's already out.

>>74476576
>Also, the PDC WC has a 2 legs difference as well in the final set right?
If it's 2-2 in the final set, yes.

>>74476568

Rabbie is back in the hotel room beating the wife already

>yfw Duzza > Gando

I hope that Hogan chokes again

>two-time back-to-back world champion losing to a guy who enters barely any tournaments
lel
fucking gameraiser

DAT 136!

Crucial 62.

Gando has to break him soon otherwise he'll run out of legs.

>gando being pushed by an out of work aussie actor

>"leg 11 onwards" averages
wew

Game status: lowered

>Gando on the verge of losing to a Rileys qualifier for the second year in a row

>Losing to an old cunt whos nick is "crocodile dundee"
>Gando

choke here

>HOGAN CHOKING AGAIN

>chokadile cuntdee

BWAHAHAHA

>GANDO
IT FELL OUT AGAIN

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

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>Top Gun

what the fuck was that bull hory shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT GET FUCKING WRECKED
>that bull bounce out
Fucking fantastic

thats ridiculously unlucky

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LET'S ALL LAUGH AT GANDO THE GAMERAISER

>LOSING TO A BINMAN IN 2016
>LOSING TO A CHOKING STUTTERING CUNT IN 2017

EAT
SHIT

>>74476932
Fantashstick

Don't be bothered finding an excuse Gando, we'll find one for you post-match

>van divingboard v whitlock
Shit, that might not be a main stage match.

>CHIZZY v WRIGHT
>HOGAN v SNACKPOT
OH BABY

>P&O on suicide watch

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>Chizzy v Wright

>Boos for chipmunk

kek

>WEBSTER v GURNEY AGAIN

>jizzy - painter
>speedy peado vs speedy jobber

Nice

Based kirk sheperd

Gary Anderson's last three defeats at Minehead:

>Paul Hogan (9-10, 2017 UK Open)
>Ron Meulenkamp (5-6, 2016 PCFs)
>Barry Lynn (3-9, 2016 UK Open)

I guess he doesn't like Butlins.

>Paul Hogan interview

And the MVG-less 2017 UK Open closes its first day with yet another disastrous exit for Gary Anderson to a Rileys qualifier.

Although it wasn't as much of a stunner as last year's loss to Barry Lynn, losing to BDO stalwart Paul Hogan is still not good for someone of Gando's ability; he can easily average higher than 97 so why is he still doing his stupid gameraising shit and not caring if it isn't the Worlds or the PL? Credit must go to Hogan for keeping Anderson at bay though, holding his throw on all but 2 occasions.

In the other big main stage match, Adrian Lewis got past James Wade in a very tense affair that saw the Machine blow a 3-0 lead to eventually lose 10-8, with Snackpot hitting a 121 on the bull to win. An injured Peter Wright and an impressive Simon Whitlock won their big stage matches with ease; given what's happened today, if Clownman can't win a major title now, you get the feeling he'll never win one.

The last 32 starts tomorrow from 11:45am with these games:

>Main Stage
Mark Webster v Daryl Gurney
Benito van de Pas v Alan Norris
Raymond van Barneveld v Ron Meulenkamp
Dave Chisnall v Peter Wright

>Stage Two
Gerwyn Price v David Pallett
Kim Huybrechts v Ted Evetts
Jelle Klaasen v Vincent van der Voort
Paul Hogan v Adrian Lewis

>Stage Three
Ronnie Baxter v William O'Connor
Chris Dobey v Martin Lukeman
Joe Cullen v Cristo Reyes
Simon Whitlock v Dirk van Duijvenbode

>Stage Four
Alan Tabern v John Michael
Ryan Searle v Rob Cross
Kirk Shepherd v Ian White
Jermaine Wattimena v Michael Smith

See you then.