Queefs vs Poos
36 - 9
>>74469290
first for boos
The fuck is this.
>>74469290
Oh Christ is that legitimate?
Saturday 4th of March
5:15pm - Hurricanes v Rebels
7:35pm - Highlanders v Crusaders
9:45pm - Brumbies v Sharks
11:55pm - Sunwolves v Kings
Sunday 5th of March
2:05am - Lions v Waratahs
4:15am - Stormers v Jaguares
6:30am - Cheetahs v Bulls
*all times are in RWCT*
>NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
>implying 6 NATIONS
>NEWS
http://www.rbs6nations.com/en/news/index.php#i0ELCvHrs5XEetjI.97
James Lowe needs to get a haircut.
Chiefs really missed Leitch's presence last year. The Japanese captain is a solid performer, but have a cool head and makes right decisions
nice "rugby" team poofans
Jeff on perfect tip watch.
>>74469326
You are fucking difficult to look at 2bh.
God this has 2009 written all over it. There is simply nothing better than rubbing JAFFA scum faces in the wholesome nurturing soil of the Waikato only to send em home hurtin back to the disease ridden Chinese substate.
50 Points will satiate my bloodlust.
>blues' try
comeback is on
FUCK the queefs desu
>>74469360
WTF how far back is my stream? Blues only got 1 on my end so far.
>>74469358
I make myself difficult to look at when I choose to.
>>74469370
Myabe im just a slowposter, 41-14 right now
blues on cheeky comeback
imagine if they had 14
>>74469370
Current score is 41-21 @ 66 minutes
>>74469373
Mm yeah nah you're quite ugly.
>make an intelligent tip based on past results, current form and lineups
>instead I get a rapefest
every fucking time
>>74469383
just got the 21 here
>>74469387
Yeah it happened just after posting. Fucking Acestream.
Queefs have been looking like shit for the last 20 minutes or so. That coast to coast try only happened because the elite, thinking Blues players went up to defend and all of the fat, slow Queefs stayed up the other end of the field.
>>74469387
Did you not see the previous thread mate?
>>74469388
fuck red cards to be honest
ruins my pick every time
Cruden had co-ordinates on his arm band. I could never get all the numbers.
I wonder what its for?
>>74469400
did you actually tip the blues
I tipped chiefs but with a fairly small margin
>>74469414
where the strippers body is located
Chiefs have clocked out you might still be in with a sniff.
>>74469419
my muscular rugby mind saw a blues upset
they had the form and the bench
judging by this they probably could have won if luatua hadnt done the islander thing
>>74469428
Hamilton strippers die from venereal diseases not Fly halves
41-26 @ 74 minutes.
So when are the chiefs getting a yellow for all these penalties?
>>74469470
Never. Shut up.
wheres the card ref
>>74469480
Seven in a row now.
>>74469495
Seven in a row and an W in the results bracket, SMD
>>74469501
I put my w(illie) in your mum's results bracket.
>No more games today
>7 (seven) in a row tomorrow
Guarantee that none of you plastic fucking kiwi fans will watch all of them. You cunts make me sick. You don't deserve rugby.
>>74469564
I'm going to watch the Elite, Muscular 'Canes put 70+ points on the poothetic Rebels.
KEK I will NOT give you a (You), seething Ben
the speds are DONE
>>74469570
The reds are just kingmaker af right now. They will lose games against all shitty teams and then get 2 point wins over all the kiwis.
Lads how would you feel about a remake of Jonah Lomu rugby made in the style of NBA jam?
*WHOOP WHOOP*
THATS THE SOUND OF THE CHIEFS
*WHOOP WHOOP*
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE BEAST
>>74469584
Can you imagine being this delusional?
>>74469683
He could've been a poos fan desu
Rugby
is
Homoerotic
ok
>>74469564
There is only one match tommorrow worth watching and it ain't taking place in the sothern hemisphere lad
>>74470779
Two matches more. Also one match today.
Final Round
>Today
Brazil x Canada
>Tomorrow
Chile x Uruguay
Argentina XV x US of A (direct clash for ARC title)
>>74470779
Weak looking team Tbh, Scarlets should win.
>>74470797
Didn't you say Argentina USA was for a grand slam? Why have you changed that? You didn't expose your poor grand slam knowledge AGAIN did you?
>>74469290
No year for Azuis
Again
>The Liverpool of NZ
>>74471033
Can you answer this guy since you're our Americas Championship correspondent?
>>74470975
>Huemonkey on grand slam watch
>>74470975
Both are right. It's a clash for the ARC title AND the grand slam. Whoever wins the match gets the title and the grand slam. However if it's a draw, one of them will win the title but neither will get the grand slam.
If it's a draw, and USA scores 4+ tries but Argentina XV does not, then USA wins the ARC title. In all other draws Argentina XV wins the title.
>>74471132
The grand slam is a specific achievement, it's not a term for winning every game
>>74471132
>The state of third worlders
>>74471178
I thought it was a regular occurrence and multiple grand slams happened every year.
>>74471178
>>74471190
I also was lead to believe the the grand slam was a yearly tradition with a 100% chance of occurring. Are you telling me that there is a poster in this general spreading misinformation? Was it intentional or does this individual just possess essentially zero rugby knowledge?
>>74471178
Formally, that's only true for the Six Nations, but informally, it can also be applied to the ARC, which has informally been called the Americas Six Nations, which is a reference to the one in Europe.
>>74471190
Examples: Australia in 2015 and Aotearoa in 2016
>>74471233
So if it is guaranteed to happen how is it decided?
So you're in the Superugby and this guy turns around and slaps your teams ass
What do?
Scotland
>>74471458
biblically bad post
>>74471458
Quality post there Hamish
>>74471458
>tfw pulled many strings to ensure my commitments tomorrow end just before 4 so I can watch the Scotshits get thoroughly raped in Fortress Twickenham
Going to be delicious
> 5"8, 84kg
> testicular cancer survivor
> loyal chiefs player for 5 years
> 2 superugby titles. Including a first ever for the franchise
> 1 world cup
> however many rugby championships
> starting 10 in all blacks undefeated 2013 year
> defensively sound
> modest speaker
> all round good cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05F9gnv6bks
C L A S S
>>74471501
Oh dear you might wanna check the fixtures.
>>74471501
Hahahahahahahah you dumb fuck
>>74471501
>This is the intelligence of your average englishman
>>74471501
>The Islamic caliphate of England
>welshcunts falseflagging again
>>74471501
Falseflagging Scot please go.
>>74471599
Hi daffyd
>>74471446
while he's busy fondling other men steal his avocados as backup for the potato crop
>buttblasted nations falseflagging a week early
>>74471632
At least one englishman checked the fixtures
after our good showing against england reckon we'll trounce france lads
northern ireland here, ya'll cunts
>tfw I can't watch Brazil x Canada because I shall be in transit travelling for a refereeing course who shall happen tomorrow (I'm a ref)
>>74471695
In your expertise could you explain a grand slam?
>>74471695
ever grandslam a shemale?
>>74471695
How many grand slams will you award over the course of a single game?
>>74470779
>tfw lions win
>>74471501
>Half the country's wealth goes into Big Ben
>Still can't tell the time
LGTSS
>Englel
>>74471525
>Oh it's kind of sweet
>Cuts to fans literally wearing buckets of chicken on their heads
Why is this allowed?
>>74471778
>tfw you have won grand slams in superbru
>>74472694
Chiefs mascot confirmed
>>74471736
>>74471763
>>74471778
For fucks sake give brazilbro a slack
Time till Hurricanes' kick off?
>>74474229
Think it starts at 5.15 am ukranian timeds, so about 10 hours from now.
>>74474229
Shouldn't you be on a street corner somewhere piotr?
Here is the last threads OP because this OP is too retarded to know how to copy and paste
Super /rug/ round 2
Thursday 2nd of March
11:30pm - Force v Reds
Friday 3rd of March
7:35pm - Chiefs v Blues
Saturday 4th of March
5:15pm - Hurricanes v Rebels
7:35pm - Highlanders v Crusaders
9:45pm - Brumbies v Sharks
11:55pm - Sunwolves v Kings
Sunday 5th of March
2:05am - Lions v Waratahs
4:15am - Stormers v Jaguares
6:30am - Cheetahs v Bulls
*all times are in RWCT*
>NEWS
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>STANDINGS
http://www.superxv.com/table/
>implying 6 NATIONS
>NEWS
http://www.rbs6nations.com/en/news/index.php#i0ELCvHrs5XEetjI.97
>>74474324
>Think it starts at 5.15 am ukranian timeds, so about 10 hours from now.
Now it's 21:35 here.
>>74474601
Game is in 9 bongs 36 bings
>>74474629
Thanks.
Still the Blues year desu
What the fuck was Luatua doing
>>74474928
it was luatuacrious
>>74474830
Will Rene Ranger come back in the ABs squad?
>>74474964
Will Rene is an avocado salesman m8
>sam davies
Sam Davies is our new king
Anyone watching Connacht-Zebre? Top tier rugby comedy. Pitch is completely unplayable but games gone ahead somehow. It's so water-logged you can hear every single step. Any time a player hits the ground with a little bit of speed, their momentum carries them for a few feet.
If you ever wanted to see rugby on an ice rink, this is the closest you'll come.
>>74474995
>>74474999
I remember when Memer Morgan was the next BIG THING for beating bottom of the Pro12 defences
>>74474964
Nah he's too old and there's a lot of competition for his positions
Hidalgo-Clyne has fallen for the Goromaru meme finger grips.
>>74475022
I always said Matthew Morgan was shit.
Blue hat thought he was great, lel
>>74475022
Never EVER doubt Morgan's meme potential.
feel bad for zebre
they do try to play positive rugby tbf to them
>>74475870
I don't know what to do about them. As a Connacht fan I feel hypocritical saying other sides should be wound up, but I don't see how having two teams that get pumped every week is good for Italian rugby. One team (they're talking about basing it in Rome) might be the best way to make them competitive.
I don't know
>>74475021
The pitch up in ravenhill was filthy aswell. Hopefully it won't be a quaqmire in the rds tommorrow evening.
Chiefs year lads
Why do other teams even show up? Just give >us the trophy right now
>>74476047
Get rid of connacht and an Italian side, replace with a third scottish side
>canada
>huezil
>>74476772
>a huezilian picking a fight out of nowhere
monkeys
>>74476650
>Another Scottish team to lose every week
no thanks
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>74476650
>>74476839
samefag
nothing doing at your local tonight, Hamish?
>neither side completing a pass
>leafs
jajaja
>>74477109
Wow nice job replying to yourself, sad cunt
>>74477325
obviously not
>He doesn't have south american flags on ignore
What did you mean by this?
>>74477553
>he uses filters
What wrong? Can't handle getting grand slammed?
go brazil
any links to brazil canada?
links to Usa Sevens?
>>74477676
www(dot)noonecaresaboutshittyBrazilianrugby(dot)xxx
>>74477676
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/brazil-vs-canada-live-streaming
Sam Davies on Next Barry John watch
>>74477698
Funny, I feel EXACTLY the same about Northern hemisphere rugby
>>74477698
More relevant than 6 Nations tßh.
canada on suicide by mass cucking watch
>leafs
.>leafs
>leafs
Me on annoying hiccough watch
jajajajajajajaj
>leafs
>syrup
>Brazil beat Canada
Hope you're all bowing down to your hue overlord.
>>74476650
>connacht having an atrocious season
>still 17 points ahead of edinburgh
>>74475021
>Super Rugby is BACK
>Poorthern Cuckmisphere cucks STILL haven't pissed off
Seething tbqhwyl.
Lads. Rugby
I wonder who's playing today, I'll just check the OP...
>the fucking state if Chiefs fans
Never make a thread again.
>Barrett not knowing the rules
ASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASOASO
Underwhelmed by the canes honestly.
Just hand the trophy over to the big strong chiefs now
Cunt was meters in front of the line for that charge down
>>That charge down right in front of the posts
Good effort!
Thinking about proposing lads, how do you know when she's the one?
>>74481686
When you'd still kiss her after you fucked her in the mouth
>100m try
>Ruins it with a dab
*dabs*
*dabs*
>>74481700
Ew no what is this savagery?
What's for tea lads?
>>74481780
Thinking Confit duck leg with parsnip puree and Kumar gratin. Might get a steak instead though.
>>74481780
Tracker says pizza arriving at 6:19pm
>>74481780
Misc bbq meats, coleslaw and oven fried chips
And of course beer
>LEE FUGG LE DABS XBBB
You can stop trying to fit in, Reddit.
>>74481952
This. Dabs are mean as, and sincere appreciation of good dabs, even whiteboi dabs, is the future.
>>74481930
>>74481936
>based /rug/ on elite health watch
>>74481952
There is dabs and flailing your arms aka the kiwi dab
I can appreciate a good real dab
>>74481780
Some ugly looking homemade chicken wings
chuuuur hooo
Going bald lads. Might need to stop wanking for a few months.
>>74481993
Just get a GF lad. It'll help out in more ways than one.
>>74482008
Can confirm, have a girlfriend, am bald.
>>74481993
Time to shave your head
morning lads.looking forward to another season of competitive (but good natured) rugby.
>>It's another NZ team posting cricket scores episode
time to shave my pubes again lads
Oh, there is Milner-Skudder in the game. Is Cory playing?
>>74482252
I think's Jane's injured
nehe "greatest winger in the world" milner-skudder
>another 50 points+ hiding gs
What's the fucking point of half these teams, why have they fucked super rugby up so badly?
>>74482252
Did you know they named a street after Cory Jane?
Jesus, the Lions are probably going to lose to one or two provincial NZ sides when they tour later this year
>>74482416
Yes, I have seen this in his twitter.
>>74482365
No new NZ teams in over ten years. About three million new teams from other, already inferior, "rugby playing" nations.
I have acne
And it makes me sad
>>74469569
Wish I'd actually tipped in in the bru.
>>74482442
Your diet is bad. Exercise more.
>>"I guess the Sunwolves can feel a little bit better about themselves"
That's just savage, Justin
>>74482464
Do not insult my intelligence, or ever (you) me again
>not even jeff got the margin point
>>74482519
Good. Fuck Jeff 2bh.
>lose by 40 points last week
>65 points this week
Fucking hell Rebels kys and take the Sunwolves with you.
>>74482553
Kings as well
Yawn
Somebody text me when the canes play a proper team
>>74482566
>Cricket Fan69
KEK, guess you aren't elite enough to maintain multiple poosonalities
>>74482553
And Blues lmao
fml
>>74482566
They'll embarrass the Chiefs.
>>74482594
Kys my man
>>74482612
No they wont
landers
saders
based sumo commenting lads
"Big tackle" aka no arms
if i pull that off him will he die?
>poosaders
>dislocated elbow
JUST
>>74482823
Did you see it
Looked well fucked
just injure my picks up
the absolute state of this match lads
>>74482938
LET'S
GET
PHYSICAL
Someone's getting binned soon.
I want Sumo to commentate every SR game
>>74482961
I want sumo to come to my birthday party.
Australia, SA, Japan, and the Argies must be shitting themselves watching these NZ games
Fekitoa is actually trash?
>>74482996
should have gathered that from last weeks game
GOATLANDERS
Highlanders are so lucky. Can't wait till they get exposed.
Aww yeah get fucked poosaders
>>74482996
Yes and I don't wanna see his fucking faggot face in the ABs again either
>>74483065
Will forcibly poo my pants if he is selected for the Lions tour
>>74483065
Lienert-Brown, Crotty, Moala, Ngatai are all better centres.
Fuck, 19-year-old Ioane is already better than Fekitoa.
>tfw no otago uni slag gf
go jags
LE FAVORABLE BOUNCE COCONUT
>>74483096
Fuck Naholo too. Big dumb coconuts on both wings, no fucking thanks Steve Hansen.
Lowe, Milner-Skudder, Izzy are all better wings.
Fuck, 19-year-old Ioane is already better than Naholo.
>>74483152
>(you)
>>74483148
Literally born to do it
NAHOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>74483152
Milner-skudder is my waifu
9. Smith
10. Barrett
11. Savea/Naholo (whichever is in less shit form)
12. Crotty
13. ALB
14. NMS
15. Smith
21. Peranara
22. Cruden
23. SBW
desu.
Sopoaga/Ngatai/Dagg in if someone gets injured.
Names for a second argie franchise in 2019/20?
Gauchos
Infernales
Granaderos
Revolucionarios (o Libertadores)
Wait these jerseys are different to regular ones aren't they?
>>74483189
Good Hombres
What's with the ref helping out the Landers?
Is he from Dunedin?
>>74483158
me what dickhead?
>>74483199
Sounds bad, wouldn't work, Buenos hombres sounds faggy
>>74483189
We don't get any say lad.
We also don't get any say when or if they add another team.
>>74483180
I don't think Cruden will play in black ever again.
Ngatai isn't fit, switch for Moala.
Switch Perenara for Smith.
>>74483210
Yeah i know, still don't understand why Jaguares, im just bored
>>74483209
Okay then,
Bueno Diaz Hombres
>>74483222
Either show me a certficate of fluency in spanish, offer good names, or get back to clean an emu's house. More than one is acceptable as well.
>>74483216
You reckon? I think they'll give Cruden a Lions send off.
>>74483195
Oh they are the lions special edition tour jerseys
Why are they wearing them now
Why are they so ugly
just got up
fuck me that Naholo try. Smith is back
>>74483262
to sell them
>>74483284
>the two of the teams that sold their naming rights shilling jerseys
Why can't more teams be like the Mighty Hurricanes and not sell out. SAD!
reffing has been as clear as mud
SPICY
crockett the penalty machine
le runs really fast man
NAHOLOOOOOOO
Teams that are done:
Poosaders
Teams in glorious ascension:
Highlanders
Whyyyyyy Saaaakkaaaaaa naaaaaahhooooooloooooo
poosaders on wooden spoon watch
dagg on the wing was a terrible decision
>picks poosaders by 16
EXPOSED
Jeff on pooicide watch
Kys Jeff, take kiwi_smeg with you
I Z Z Y
>>74483385
t. Casuallyelite
>>74483399
poosuallypoolite picked the poosaders as well
not the first time white lines have been in the news
hahahahahahaa
>>74483399
>>74483415
i dont get it
>>74483415
Followed by 10 seconds of uncomfortable silence.
*dabs one through*
>>74483423
A sumo quip
Saders on comeback watch
Fuck these games must be fun to be at.
Eden Park sucks a choad.
Slippy g
>>74483469
yeah more places should copy the indoor stadium idea
Crusaders fan here.
might just support the highlanders this year 2bh.
>>74483495
Same lad
Dad supports the Landers
Guarantee you that Marshie hates Sumo.
Scrum pushover try incoming.
>>74483494
Give christchurch funding and they will build their indoor stadium
Waiting for CCC to commit to the funding of it before construction starts
scrums are so interesting to watch
>>74483531
One of the best parts of the game when done right
Same with line outs the mind games played make it interesting to watch when done right
>>74483518
Why would the Australian rugby jersey manufacturer pay for a stadium?
FUCK fekitoa
>smellakai fuckitoa
>>74483545
Canterbury City Council
And CCC is UK (saudi) owned isn't it?
>>74483518
>>74483542
They're even more interesting and fun to be in. I play for my uni, granted its the US so it's equivalent to a NZ primary squad blah blah blah, and the amount of strategy and technique that goes into it is just mind boggling
>>74483545
>>74483574
Canterbury Clothing Company you seething fuckwits
>>74483545
Christchurch Crusaders Club m8
Thanks for all the (yous) lads.
>no yellow or even a penalty for a late shoulder charge on buckman
>>74483587
I am and was always talking about the Canterbury City Council funding the Crusaders home stadium you absolute drop kick
The other retard couldn't read the context and assumed the Canterbury Clothing Company was who I was talking about, just like you...
>ywn have a crowd singalong with drunk students at your team's stadium
How do I go on lads
>>74483614
Burn a sofa and you'll get a similar experience
fuck the high ball meme lads
>jump up
>fall over
>any player you touch is yellow carded
>kekitoa
>>74483633
You could have one player who just specializes in jumping high, catching the ball and crashing on his head if anyone touches him. Card their whole back line.
absolutely SEETHING over these cards lads
>>74483644
Focus on the game Malakai
>pielanders
wew quite a game lads
I got tasered on Castle St after setting a couch on fire in 2012, ama.
What
What a try 2bh
Gutted to lose this tip though
FUCK CUNTERBURY
BASEDSADERS GONNA BASED
Lots of burnt sofas tonight
Quietly livid
> y landers
>>74483690
Who else on /slightly frustrated/ watch?
SEETHING LADS
Picked 0 from 3 ffs
>>74483385
rekt
>>74483711
KEK
Who else /3from3/ here?
all quiet now lmao inbred scotts btfo
FUCK highballs
FUCK the ref
FUCK cards
>>74483711
2/4 2bh mate
KEK, where did all the Pootagoshits run away to?
Aww, did the big mean CanterGODS bully you away again?
Poorpetually pooper poorturbed Pootago poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
FUCK cunterbury
FUCK farmers
FUCK Richie Mccaw
>>74483742
KEEEEEEEK
hope you good lads die in the next earthquake to be frank
>>74483738
nice /nrl/ meme
>tfw a canes support watching this
Yes good boys, injure eachother players. Very nice game.
>>74483750
Aucklander living in crushedshit here, this place deserves to be swept into the sea worse than a Japanese tsunami town.
>>74483738
Back to au/sp/ scum
>>74483773
>based expat
Christchurch pre-earthquake was the best city in NZ besides Wellington
>>74483825
How long will you milk the earthquake do you think?
>>74483738
Based as fuck
Righty-ho chaps, enough of this antipodean colonial drivvle; time for some real rugby:
Bath v.Wasps
Gloucester v.Harlequins
TOMORROW
Newcastle v.Saracens
Worcester v.Bristol
We'll take it from here.
I'm betting on Glawsta 25 - 10 Queens.
Largely because of my improbably rose-tinted specs.
>>74483972
Here's a pity (You)
>this much refball
1. Chiefs
2. Hurricanes
3. Crusaders
4. Blues
5. Highlanders
aussie accent is so grating
>>74483992
Frightfully decent of you.
And, believe me, I do understand why people would pity you.
>>74484006
Nah.
Canes
Chiefs
Poosaders
Highlanders
Poos
>>74484062
t. Casual
>>74484072
Screencap it.
That'll be their finishing order come playoffs.
>>74484062
Objectively correct, chiefs and crusaders could be close though
>>74484062
Very agreeable 2bh
>>74484077
I posted the ranking based on existing results.
Tell me how beating sun wolves and rebels is more of an achievement than convincingly beating the blues and the highlanders
>>74484082
Chiefs v Poosaders will be a cracker whenever that is
>>74484097
I posted the ranking based on elite rugby knowledge.
And I'll explain nothing to a seething casual who's been exposed as such on various occasions.
>>74484006
1. Chiefs
2. Crusaders
3. Hurricanes
4. Blues
5. Highlanders
>>74484106
Friday 19th of may 7:35pm
Only play once
>>74484135
Why is the super rugby scheduling so idiotic?
>>74484128
Name one good side the canes have beaten this year.
The Chiefs have beaten 2 nz sides (3 next week) and also won the inaugural 10s.
Your 'elite rugby knowledge' is as fake as trumps secret plan to defeat iziz.
>>74484154
Bothering to rank teams based off the first 2 games is as casual as you could fucking get. Kys
Execute all namefags.
>>74484097
>>74484154
You should have the Crusaders above the Hurricanes then lad
Knowledge exposed 2bh
>>74484169
Yeah let's rank it on feels.
2 matches isn't a lot of data to make any real solid conclusions but that's all we've got. I never said it was perfect.
But I can explain why the Chiefs are currently ahead in the rankings. I'm still waiting on an explanation of how the canes should be above them.
>>74484188
Arguably yes. But I think the crusaders weren't convincing against the brumbies or highlanders.
>>74484203
Going off the same rating point system as world rugby this anon has the correct rankings >>74484062
Chiefs haven't won enough points to climb above the dominant Hurricanes last season who finished well ahead of them.
The blues have a massive deficit to make up.
The crusaders have been close with the Highlanders and have climbed above them today.
>>74484231
Wrong. The hurricanes have had an easy couple of games against scrubs. Chiefs have played much better opposition.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>74484221
You said it wasn't based off feels here >>74484203
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
more like licked man 69
Horsewankers
>>74484254
Points in rankings carry over seasons as it does in world rugby. You probably don't remember that because you are so clearly a casual
>>74484006
>>74484062
>>74484133
Well, if you're looking for predictions, it's obviously going to be:
1. Warps
2. Exeter
3. Sorrysons
4. Glawsta
5. Barf
6. Loosester
This chap thinks the sun wolves and rebels are better than the blues and highlanders.
Embarrassing
>>74484286
Hurricanes represent Wellington manawatu regions you munter
will be hilarious when leinster trounce wasps (the team top of the premiership who STRUGGLED to beat an injury ravaged 7th placed connacht and EVEN LOST to them) in the champions cup quarter finals
shitty sharks got the strongest scrumming in the comp it seems
>>74484293
Not him but you're retarded
Just because the hurricanes have only played meme teams so far doesn't mean you can't judge how well they're playing.
>>74484310
What the fuck are you on about you drop kick >>74484231
>going off the same rating point system as world rugby
As in, applying the same system used in world rugby to the super rugby sides
jesus Lambie is the most overrated player ever
No need to be upset by the Chiefs lads.
NEETistic Obesepouter Ltd
>>74484334
In no sport would you apply a rolling ranking system to club or franchise sides.
The way international sport works with independent tests and various tournaments mean that world rankings are useful.
My rankings were to show the achievements of the current season. No the hurricanes can't do anything about their easy schedule. But the fact they're second is because they've made the most of what crop teams they have played.
>The absolute state of the brumbies
wtf does he mean german move?
>>74484408
>the absolute state of me
>>74484442
hans=hands
>that coach heart rate monitor
>>74484326
Never gonna happen.
Prepare to eat humble potatoes.
YES YES YES
BTFO
>zero from four
I don't think this semen-slurping tipping comp is for next lads.
>>74484541
Sharks year lad
Well done shorks
Muh shorks
>>74484543
The poos would beat the sharts
>>74484559
filtered
>>74484565
Based
why is there a black woman presenting the rugby on supersport?
Gone to the dogs
>>74484582
Maybe because she has an elite rugby knowledge and this makes you furious
will the moon doggos win lads?
>>74484582
>mfw muh quotas extend as far as the punditry
you've already got two nig nogs on tnt
>no six nations today
Well shit
>tfw no jp qt gf to bring me water
jesus tokyo get your shit together
>>74484738
It's in Singapore
>>74484774
yes I meant sunwolves
>Losing to the Kangz
Do the Sunwolves have anyone good?
>>74484923
shota horie????
>>74484978
His only claim to fame is auto saging threads when he was included in the OP
>>74484994
and beating the springblacks
>losing to Romania 10-30 on our field
Why
>>74485483
That's not a bad result, Romania are pretty good.
YES!! Barf are losing and Glawsta are winning. OK, so only 20 minutes gone but it's a start.
CREEVY
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fuck, I miss Isa
That was a fucking bullshit try.
Why is this poomunity so dead?
>>74488614
Everyone saving their energy for the match of the weekend, namely leinster vs scarlets ofc
>>74489078
>match of the weekend
>leinster vs scarlets
Pick one.
Seriously, are you literally not watching Glawsta v Queens?
>>74489304
Nah I'm watching stormers v jaguares atm
>That stormer defence
Disgusting
>the ref not calling that stormers players not rolling out of the tackle AND ACTUALLY GRABBING THE BALL TO PREVENT THE JAGUARES FROM PLAYING
WHAT THE FUCK
>>74489593
Peyper is a fucking awful referee. He never lets games flow imo.
>went from having actual possibilities of winning to 2 yellows in 5 minutes
typical jags amirite lads hahahahaha
>>74489664
If the match was in an neutral venue and/or had a better referee jags would be winning.
>cordergoat
Good god I hope jags win just to give a big fuck you to peyper
>>74489697
maybe but they need to cut the shit with all those stupid penalties
that ought to be their motto by now after all these years of saying 'we have to work on our discipline and handling'
fucking cunts just scored a try with 2 players on the bin
New season, same old jags
well, we're done for
i'm gonna fap and play football later
i hope my leg doesn't hurt desu
>>74489892
refs are still at it against us as well
>>74489902
Why are you fapping with your leg?
more like entirely objectionable man
>mfw people actually thought it wasn't the Saarks year
>>74490188
I have no arms
how else would I masturbate?
I place my cock between my pelvis and my inner thighs and I kickstart like it's a bike until I cum
>>74490383
>he hasn't bet his life savings, his house and his wife on the Sharks winning the Super rug
Rally behind our cheetos boys. Barely lost to Lions and we got Bulls this week.
Hopefully the bull is prepped to get fucking raped.
Looking at the England-Italy match, does a penalty count as a set piece?
Chiefs v Lions grand final at this point
>>74490543
Pure /rug/
a jap ref.
Looked red Tbh, Halaholo is lucky.
No need to be upset by the Chiefs lads
>>74493183
I'm not. I'm upset by Queens. How the hell did we lose that?
Reminder that the Welsh National Rugby Union Team traveled to NZ and got absolutely spanked by the Gallagher Chiefs who had more than half their players missing.
Further reminder that after this embarrassing loss the British and Irish Lions tried to back pedal on their contract which has them playing weakened New Zealand Super Rugby teams mid week. They then entered damage control a year before a game was meant to be played saying they players will be over worked and be unable to perform at their usual strength during the tour.
Northern Hemisphere rugby literally shakes in their boots at the idea of playing weakened Club rugby teams, and us Kiwis know a lot about shaking.
>>74494079
reminder that while nzru is running out of money all your best players are being poached to NH
>>74494416
While our old, broken past their prime players get paid to cuck the NH comps, NZ is still winning world cups
Execute all namefags
>>74494560
Elite truthies
James Davies on clutch turnover watch
Carbery isn't eli...
Anyone got a stream for the American Six Nations game?
does a byrne look deceptively slow to any of you?
>>74495371
>must be a close game
>check score
>38-9
Reminder that European "pro" rugby is literally a retirement home for NZ players, where they can have a few easy games and earn ridiculous amounts, simply because they're kiwis.
Reminder that the Lions will not win a single game versus NZ in 2017; in fact, they'll probably lose against Super teams too.
Reminder that the average British rugby fan DESPISES New Zealand based solely on the decades of embarrassing defeats at the hands of the All Blacks.
Reminder that the entire British Isles is so lacking in coaching knowledge that they are forced to recruit SH coaches just to keep up with the SH.
Reminder beating the All Blacks in a demonstration match was the greatest moment in Irish sporting, and possibly national, history.
Reminder that England performed so poorly at their own World Cup in 2015 that they have been an international laughing stock ever since.
Reminder that England have dodged NZ since then, yet the average English fan will tell you they are currently world #1. Were they to play right now on neutral ground, England would get done by 30 points.
Nigel handing out the bantz!
>>74496260
Reminder that Super Rugby is falling apart with idiotic restructuring
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/opinion/wayne-smith/super-rugby-teams-pay-price-for-overzealous-expansion/news-story/4cee3ec6dd14beab2aef269fa88b9260
Reminder that its viewership and therefore sponsorships are plummeting
http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/super-rugby-tv-fan-viewership-plummets-20160704
Reminder that SANZAAAAR are desperately trying to figure out how to get Americans into the sport so they can squeeze shekels from an already sport-saturated market
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11713051
Reminder that the Tri Nations + Argentina is struggling to generate interest and has to move games to Twickenham
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/2016/04/05/twickenham-to-host-first-ever-rugby-championship-test-match/
Reminder that more New Zealanders are moving to Europe in their prime than ever before
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/opinion/88117844/Charles-Piutau-is-still-the-king-of-the-ones-that-got-away
Reminder that NZRU are so desperate for money that they're charging other unions extortionate prices to play against them, which they will soon refuse to pay
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/sep/27/england-twickenham-cash-australia-new-zealand
Reminder that rugby has all but fallen apart in South Africa
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/85014912/Springboks-legend-Victor-Matfield-bemoans-state-of-South-African-rugby
Reminder Australia are not far behind
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1012370.shtml
Reminder that 10-15 years from now NZRU will be bankrupt and all New Zealand starters will be European-based
In 20 years your child will ask you why NZ have so many World Cups, you will tell them they were the uncontested super power of world rugby and he will look at you with a mixture of surprise and confusion.
>>74496412
What a character he is! ;)
America is going for it
E L I T E
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E L I T E I
L T L T
I E L I T E
T / T /
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>74496569
Nice obsession
Ireland will never win a world cup. And besides Britain is no longer a part of Europe so why do you keep acting like you are.
>>74497476
>Britain is no longer a part of Europe
we dont have devastating tectonic plate shifts in europe lad
>>74497476
New Zealand will never produce another McCaw
also why hasn't your poor excuse of a """""""government""""""" done something about the ami stadium? its been 6 years ffs
>>74497428
This is Now a bsa thread
>>74498211
>new Zealand will never produce another Colin meads
>new Zealand will never produce another grant fox
>new Zealand will never produce another Jonah lomu
>new Zealand will never produce another Christian cullen
>new Zealand will never produce another Stephen donald
You can't stop the GOAT factory
Can any of the kiwis here tell me who the bald player sitting in thew background here is?
>>74500998
Kek is that Ospreys finest based Brendan Leonard?
>>74500998
The Chiefs finest based Brendan Leonard
>>74470844
>>74502051
>beat munster away
>trashed by leinster away
>>74500998
>don't worry ruch, I've got the bag for the post game function
>*sniff* c-cheers Ali
>>74497476
>nz starts shitpostin about europe
>europe responds fairly but firmly to deal with the kiwi menace
>"y-you're obsessed"
Kiwi around foreign women
>"d-do you like flight of the concords?"
>"ya, we're kind of like australians"
>"h-have you ever s-seen lotr?"
>>74498211
Don't need another McGod to still dominant 2bh
The Government has committed they need the Christchurch City Council (CCC) to commit to what they want to do.
>>74494416
Reminder that World Rugby will bail out NZRU purely because without NZ they lose their single biggest seller.
>>74498211
Britain will never produce another RWC-winning side.
BSA's on rising power watch?
>>74510235
Hope so
Rugby Championship with BSA's would be fun
Just being a humble skuxx #nohate
Execute all namefags.
^^^^^can't read
Dismember all namefags with a wood chipper.
Treat all namefags out to a nice night on the town before drugging them, chaining then up and holding them captive for the rest of their miserable life.
I mean seriously, Is there anything that can combat the amount of mana the chiefs are showing this season?
Public Service Announcement:
Paul Blart Mall Cop on tv2 at 8:45 tonight after MKR
>>74512106
Sounds kinky 2bh
>>74512133
Based
Lads just figured out why the jags sport yellow jerseys
>>74512533
why
>>74512533
Jaguars are yellow? Their alternate strip is black, like the spots.
>>74512533
Is it the same reason they get so many yellow cards?
They just love yellow
>>74512590
I guess that's why they changed to it from orange. No orange cards available. They're just asking for it. I hope they won't change to red next year.
>>74512131
You are the niggers of nz
@74513460
Shit bait, freshie
>Tana Umaga's Blues will be without Steven Luatua for four weeks after the All Black forward pleaded guilty to a dangerous tackle.
>Luatua was red carded in Friday night's local derby against the Chiefs after catching Tim Nanai-Williams with a high shot right on the stroke of halftime.
unluggy uce
>>74513472
you called me out while denying me a (you)
well played poolander
Scotland
is gay
Finally came back from travel. And anxious to see the complete match between Brazil x Canada.
>To lose
>Too loose
>Poolouse
>>74518266
Poo Loo
>>74496260
Don't forget about our loss to Munster.
>>74518753
A good few NH provincial/club teams beat >you over the years. I'm fairly sure Munster fans were the only ones to make a play about it though.
I brought my phone to the gym today and forgot the shitpost between sets
Disappointed in myself to be frank
>>74518753
MUNSTER'D
>>74519477
>using 4chan in public
I'm disappointed too """""""mate"""""""
>>74519607
But I didn't use 4chan in public laddy
I don't take my phone into the gym usually and it hit me after I left it could have don't the classic shitpost between sets meme
>puts extra weight on the bar so /rug/ doesn't laugh at me
What did we ever do to deserve Nige lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTYvF6IIKkQ
>go to reddit
>they're all fellating fatty Vunipola
>"hey England, Scotland fan here, I'm so scared of playing Vunipola, he the bestest ever XD"
What a tediously boring forum
>>74522002
As an Ireland fan I'm just sacred that if ( big if ) Johnny boy, by the grace of god, makes it through the scotland game unharmed that england will just run billy down johnny's channel all day copme the final weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9oWGY2ZNQo
>>74522098
Surely if you're going to run dosn anyone's channel it's earls.
>>74522114
Yeah but you could run just about any player through/around earls and get a payoff whereas johnny seems to have difficulty with big blokes.
>>74522155
I'm 5'5" and 130 pounds and I bet I could still tackle Bastareaud. You just have to go low, which Sexton doesn't seem to like doing.
>>74522098
No different to Hughes running down the 10 channel.
Difference is Hughes can do it for more than 50 minutes
>>74522201
He's just stubborn I think. Still appreciate that he has a real pressence in defence though, pitty he's not an islander so his body would hold up to the punishment.
FRESH BREAD
>>74522472
>>74522472
>>74522472
>>74522472
BRING BACK
BREEN-POSTING