/heem/: david teymur edition

platinum bless

>>74468620
bless

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there is no god but allah

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we back boys

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Woodley vs Thompson
Nurmagomedov vs Furguson
Evans vs Kelly
Vannata vs Teymur
Hunt vs Overeem

>>74468610
B T F O
T
F
O

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>tfw 5'4, 120 lbs

Can someone here be heemed by me? Please say yes, I need the moral boost

>>74468633
are you a grill
are there any grills on here, i'm actually curious

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>>74468629
Woodley
El Cucuy
Evans
Banana
Hunto

Woodley wins - BLACKED
Wonderboy wins - BLEACHED
Khabib wins - ALLAHU AKBAR
Ferguson wins - KEKUYED
Rashad wins - BLACKED
Kelly wins - BLEACHED
Lando wins - GROOVED
Teymur wins - ???
Overeem wins - REEMED
Hunt wins - DELETED

>>74468629
>when you realise sperg op webm sperg and prediction sperg are the same person

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>>74468664
spergOP and "webm sperg" are both me
i am not predictionfriend, tho

>>74468633
You can heem my butthole, if you like.

I'm 6' 230lbs tho.

anyone else nervous for wonderboy

>>74468633
are you cute?

>>74468629
>every fight on the card is going to decision

Calling it now.

>>74468658
>Teymur wins

UNDERWEARED

or smth like this

>>74468664
nah, i do predictions now, webms during events, most of the transparent shops, random fight and social media webms, and most fightfu stuff but im not the OP guy

>Rashad is favorite

kek, he looks like a skeleton, his weight cut is killing him

>>74468687

here lad

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lads i have to know now
are there any females here

>>74468658
ENRICHED OR UNDERWEARED

____ED posts are inherently cringy, tho

>>74468658
>>74468708
ENRICHED

>>74468633
pls be my trap gf

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>>74468301
Hey sorry it took me so long to find this, I was busy and then i noticed your reply in the last thread

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>>74468607
OP! Your efforts are appreciated,the format is lovely,the news is up to date, for goodness sake lets have some cake

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>>74468713
I very much appreciate all that you do for us. I try to lighten the load by scavenging pre-made webms for people, or making what low quality ones i can

>>74468728
Two seconds in, Ferguson was clearly rocked and became a panic wrestler.

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>>74468715
source? he looks good desu senpai

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>>74468739

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>>74468716
what a shitty heem

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less than 48 bongs until wondermeme feasts on his prey

>>74468739
DC a cute

>>74468633
I'll buy you pretty things to wear

Are we pretending again, Jon?

>>74468755
kek nice

>>74468751

yesterdays embedded

>>74468751
whos that bigg guy beside him

HOW MANY BONGS TILL GSP

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>>74468749
>Panic
>Imanari roll
Real life isn't literally dark souls bruh

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>>74468644
>>74468684
>>74468692
>>74468720
>>74468768
I'm a boy (male), please take me seriously. I can't be a real man if I don't defeat anyone in a fight.

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14799020/myles-jury-vs-mike-de-la-torre-set-for-ufc-210

they cant be fucking serious with these match ups

>>74468786
Overeem is about to win a decision by landing a single strike then running the fuck away, how is this not DSirl?

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>>74468629
The Chosen One
Ferguson
Kelly
Vannata
Overeem

>>74468728
If kicking a downed opponent was allowed then nobody would try this meme shit

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>>74468774
>skeleton

>>74468788
Just bulk, and fight FLW

we will cheer you on in jungle fights on fight pass.

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"I wish they would let me over there so I could succ your fucking dick Jon."

"You know I would literally kill you if you did some stupid shit like that right?"

"How you gonna kill me if I'm succin your dick jon?"

>>74468802
looks like Holly with brown skin

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>Hey Lando, if we fought twice you'd win this many times

on a scale of 1-10 how excited are you for khabib v tony

I think I'm almost excited as I was for mcgregor aldo

>>74468794
that can't believe he isn't cut versus destined to be cut if he loses again.

>>74468796
What does that strategy have to do with Dark Souls? Is there a boss fight in the Souls games that you can win by judges decision?

>>74468799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fjLJELxp1o
>giving your leg to a leg lock specialist is a good idea probably

>>74468811
>Hey Lando, if you don't knock me out you'll win this many rounds at least

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>>74468788
are you cute or not! answer me!

>>74468794
rooting for canny del taco just because jury is my antiboy

>>74468788
i will fite u but if u lose u have to give me the succ

>>74468819
Over a sufficiently long time span Hunt will gas, fall over, and Reem can kick his face off.

>>74468838
I really don't like Jury either, and this is a squash match for him. If De La Torre wins a cheeky split here that would be delightful

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>>74468629
Woodley
Khabib
Rashad
Lando
Overeem

tony is going to heem khabib so hard he'll find jesus

>>74468815
10. It's such a high profile fight that can go either way. I'm too nervous to even bet on it

>>74468827
In my head it seemed like a good idea. I thought you could just kick someones head when they roll in. I guess I'm completely wrong. Thanks Aus, that video was dope too

>hunt knocks out overeem
>hunts tests positive

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>>74468857

>>74468848
so you are saying that Hunt is Yorm the Giant and Reem just has to wait until he is between attack animations to wail away at him?

>>74468815
If McG vs Aldo was a ten than this is a 9, but only because the build up to the former was historic and spanwd new meme at every press conference, where as this is more of a slow burn of tension

tferg and twood are literally

FREE

MONEY

do you honestly enjoy being poor?

>>74468858
>I guess I'm completely wrong.

I mean, not completely, it's just such a low percentage move that I'd rather get the fuck out of the way than lose my ankle. I'm actually really excited for Hall's next fight.

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>>74468865
>mfw

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>>74468803
I prefer not to fight brown/black people, they have better genetics than me.

>>74468834
people on /soc/ say I am, but it's just their opinion. What does this have to do with anything?

>>74468839
O-ok, but only if you are not too big and don't train.

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JUST CHECK BUZZ ALDRINS INSTAGRAM

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Do huezilians actualy enjoy this filth?
>https://youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8

Why does Tony Fergunson look like he just walked off the set of some 2002 action movie

He seems so greasy

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>>74468629
Wonderpedo
Kebab
Evans
Teymur
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>74468915
it's just cuz he is mexican

>>74468907

>"the queen is totally a lizard person bro"

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12452991

will you answer the poll?

>>74468907

>Eddie, I love you buddeh, but if Earth is flat then I'll fight Yoel here and now.

>>74468934
>THEN HOW COME WHEN WE LOOK AT THE SKY ITS THE SAME STARS
>YOURE JUST BRAINWASHED

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>>74468629
Wonder boy
Tony
Rashad
Vannata
REEM

>>74468788
>>74468633
>>74468905
I'll Heem ur boipussy, cutie

As much as he's a blatant cheating roider and a nig nog, Overeem somewhat seems like a class act and a fairly intelligent person.

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>>74468799
I'm surprised you don't see more kicks to the body when guys do rolling shit. I remember thinking Ryan Hall looked wide open for them in his fight with Maynard, soccer kicks rule but I'm sure there are ways of dealing with Imanari rolls and so forth that we haven't seen yet.

>>74468827
see:
>>74468997

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>>74468907
Is Edgy coaching anybody at MW?

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/abc/

what snacks are you guys prepping for saturday?

I started my 48 hour fast at 8PM tonight for the fight

I'm gonna have pizza, wings, some bacon wrapped scallops, some fresh greens, tons of beer, weed (haven't smoked in 6 months) and im gonna get a hooker after the fight

its gonna be great

i hope I don't blackout

>>74468971
such a sikk kunt desu

>>74469013
She's losing, prepare your butthole.

>>74469013
sucks that shes gonna get shrekt by that mexican chick

>>74469009
>above all i would like to thank weed
>even above my mom who i just mentioned

why are stoners such faggots?

>>74469014
>and im gonna get a hooker after the fight
Have her come over and suck you off during.

>>74469013
f

>>74469014

It's lent, I'll be eating bread and water.

>>74469034

i can't i bet on the fights so i have to watch closely and take it all in

>>74469013
I want to eat her butthole.

>>74469042
>bet a cheeky tenner on a five fight parlay
>go have a threeway at an asian brothel if it comes up

I have yet to have sex, but eventually!

Struve shook af

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>>74469057
struve be like

>>74469048

lol you'll get it eventually

for me if I win i go for a full hour but if i lose i can only afford a hh

ConorMcGooby vs Nieky Holzken

how does it go

>>74469009
this is one of the most ridiculous book prologues in human history.I would be ashamed if I had bought this shit

>>74469086
>Nieky Holzken
Conor shoots a takedown and smothers in top position.

>>74469014

Probably gonna watch it at the bar with some friends, so either a burger and steak fries, boneless hot wings, or fish and chips depending on the place we decide on.

>cut dicks

>>74468905
I'm 5'6, 140lbs, don't train. Can do 2 pullups. Not brown/black

Bring it boy.

>>74469014
I always find eating a lot of food after a fast to be way less satisfying than I expect it to be.

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@SpergOP

By supporting Khabib you are legit going against your boy

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>>74469086
Supposedly he thanks weed and blathers on about propaganda in every single one of his books. Also:
>The Nibiru cataclysm is a supposed disastrous encounter between the Earth and a large planetary object (either a collision or a near-miss) which certain groups believe will take place in the early 21st century. Believers in this doomsday event usually refer to this object as Planet X or Nibiru. The idea that a planet-sized object will collide with or closely pass by Earth in the near future is not supported by any scientific evidence and has been rejected by astronomers and planetary scientists as pseudoscience and an Internet hoax.

Planet X = 10th planet. Unironically named his school after this. I have no idea how Edgy is even a functioning human.

>>74469128
that guy on the left looks shockingly like a short Brett Favre

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https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/837546845563826177

Bizbong got EDGIED

fuck that guy

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>>74468629
Woodley
Kalabeeb
Kelly
Spicy banana
Reem

Just got my 1st tattoo

>>74469179
Is it as shitty as all of Cody's?

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>>74468629
Woody
Habib
Kelly
Banana
Reem

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>>74469185
lel

>>74469185
It's my favourite disney character

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>>74468985
p-please no lewd

>>74469104
That's what I am talking about!

>>74469141
I think that 10th planet is a cool name but weed and conpiracies is a pretty bad combination.This false self awareness and enlightment makes him seem borderline retarded.

Its also impressive that he goes for it publicly which is a kinda outrageous thing to do for a succesfull businessman

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>>74468629
>Woodley
>Khabib
>Kelly
>Vannata
>Reem

>>74468794
Myles Jury still exists??

>>74469193
liteally one of the worst tattoos ive ever seen

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>>74468887
Feeling Woodley but I'm gonna leave Beeb vs Ferg alone

https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/9c85946V3VNY0ZTUWNyNkRlYitqa2ZqUnVtUT09/r/451269/

here's my plays for this event

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P

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>>74468629
Woodley
Ferguson
Evans
Teymur
Overeem

>>74468907
MEMES ARE SHATTERING REALITY

I only trained in gi twice today


I can feel Charlie getting stronger...

>>74469237

why the fuck is he eating pizza before the biggest fight of his life that he shouldn't even have gotten

I hope he loses

>>74469265
dude his dad said he could have one slice as a treat, its not a big deal ok

>>74469277

kek

>>74469265
IT WAS FREE PIZZA

I wonder if Wonderboy has ever said "fuck" before

>>74469288

for sure he has

hes fake as hell

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>>74469288

>>74469291
do you think Sage has?

>>74469294
Once. Then his dad found out.

Bisping-Edgy Brah catchweight

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>>74468629

Thompson
Ferguson
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt

>>74469304
Who are those clitical politicals in purple?

>>74469294
reminder that Sage is slowly but steadily going 209

by the end of 2018 he'll be smoking meth,fucking hookers and doing backyard fights

new embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPOLzshBbQ

bisping's turned mw into a fucking joke

>>74469317
GSP is a small MW, this shit is so dumb. I bet that fight doesnt even happen AND the Yoel fight doesnt happen either

>>74469014
>Americans

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>>74468629
>all those people picking wondergoy
>all those people picking kebab

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>>74469317

>>74468629
Woodley
Khalabeeb
Evans
Banana
Reem

That "woooo" Tony Ferguson did after facing off with Khabib reminds me of when Brock weighed in for his fight with Alistair and then starting flexing and opening his mouth.

Take that as you will.

>>74469350
average /heem/ user in the middle

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>>74469350
Who is that fucking goof with the shitty goth hair?

>>74469356

It scared the shit out of me and I knew it was coming

dana flinched hard

khabib didn't even blink

god this fight ... I don't even know anymore lads

FUCKKK

>>74469317

seeing gsp sequel with happiness just made me so happy

>>74469365
el cucoy is gonna dismantle khameme for once and for all

tony is being overlooked big time. if you want to make big $ then bet on tony

>>74469364

carbed the fuck up

jesus christ

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Take off your face.

>>74469014
find jesus you fucking pig, embarrassing. i already know you look disgusting.

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>>74469350
Name my band, goys

>>74469014
>not fasting for lent

embarrassing kill yourself, heathen

HOW MANY BONGS TILL GSP

>>74469378
>betting real money on a coin flip where you can't even hedge with props

Kelly/Teymur/Calvillo is the free money parlay

>>74469364
she actually looks 100% more attractive there when compared to weigh in paige. does her face fill in too?

>>74469197
fuck off avatarfagging gay boy

>>74469364
thats PVZ at dumpweight, when she takes big healthy dumps every day

>>74469194
why'd you delete your pic?

everyone likes bambi

>>74469410
"free money" is getting pretty close to being filtered for me desu

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>>74469402

>Americans
>Easter

>>74469410
>teymur
hahahahahahha

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>"Radio Host"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>74469410

really not that bad of a bet for a fiver desu

>>74468728
Was out bro.

Ok its pretty cool but what is the application? I mean its a 50/50 leg lock gig?

And is it just me or has Poulharis fucked leg locks forever? Seems like a really grim submission where a lot of people get ended

Cant wait for the weigh ins. Khabib needs a beard. He looks so drained. You guys really think khabib's cardio will last 5 rounds? Especially with tony?

_____ is going to miss weight.

>>74468644
>>74468684
>>74468692
>>74468720
>>74468768
>/heem/
>MMA discussion

>>74469453

idk man

I loved it when tony said your conditioning sucks lmfao

>>74469453

He won't need it when he caves Tony's face in within two rounds

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Is he /ourguy/ ?

post your boys

>>74469455
Rashad Nurmagomedov

>>74469197
What are your thoughts on Khabib-Tony?

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>>74469473

>>74469473
It's a pity he didn't weigh in wearing the kilt and nothing more.

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>mw 20% of Wonderpizza's purse goes to Woodley and he opens up a Pizzeria to make back the money he lost

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>>74469473

>>74469488
Reebok don't make kilts :/

>>74469317

Is Khabib, dare I say it...shook?

Or is he just having a horrible weight cut

>>74469506

I mean if conor can have cuts as bad as he did and still be good, I don't see why khabib can't either

sure he looks drawn out, but I don't think he looks that bad

we'll see at the weigh ins

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>>74469506
>not having a bomb in your hat for if you lose
Its like you're a kaffir or something

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>>74468629
Thompson
Khalabeeb
Evans
Banana
Hunt

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>wake up in octagon with crowd roaring
>see this
wat do?

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>>74469523
Call him racist

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ok which one of you schaub fags did this

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>>74469457
She must be /ourgal/ then

>>74469535
Yeah that pic gets me every time hey. What's the company line on that?

Although I do know, from my travels, that testosterone enlarges you clit amazingly

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>>74468629

Wonderboy
Khalabeeb
Evans
Vannata
Overeem

>Khabib wins, Conor relinquishes title, GSP drops and gets 170 title, khabib moves up and makes his father's dream a reality

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>>74469541
That's what they tell me.

>>74469364

holy shit lmao

did she eat like 40 pizzas and drink a 30 rack the morning of?

P U D G Y
U
D
G
Y

>i told him to take of your face
dropped

>>74469550
Fuck its obscene. What do they want from us?

I'm going no where near that fucking thing

>>74469533
>almost 200 thumbs ups

Gas them all

>>74469559

shit like that is why I love ferguson

unapologetically himself

>>74469567
I want to like him but I just cant bring myself to

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>>74469566
Why do you act like a poof and then say you're not gay tho?

Also Khabib's my lad

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>>74469566
Why are brazilians so unbearable?

>>74469559
>>74469573
I love the guy and really want him to win but he's going to lose badly against Khabib ='[
If he wins he'll be my eternalboy though

>>74469593
>that's what hats are for, loser

>>74469593
>wearing sunglasses inside
Am*ricans

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>>74469605
>tfw no pizza or money

>>74469581
I don't take your opinion seriously on anything MMA related however I don't dislike you gday

The embedded is really making me like Khabib and makes Ferguson look like a tool

>>74469611

I'll buy you a pizza on fight night lad

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>>74469613
>Ireland acting like a hotbed of elite MMA fighters

>>74469593
Did they get into a skirmish?

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>>74469622

no

khabum got shook when tony wouldn't take his glasses off

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>>74469576
>Why do you act like a poof
I totally don't though!

>and then say you're not gay tho?
People assume to much stuff here on 4chan, "he is short so he must be gay!". I'm only bi-curious.

>Also Khabib's my lad
Nice. Tomorrow will be fun.

>>74469621
إن شاء الله,

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>>74469618
That would be ideal.

Buy me about 6 months of juice and crack that I need to lose weight?

>>74469614
You see what you want to see, lad. I like them both.

>>74469628

wot?

6 months of water only and a medium calorific deficit will help you lose weight more than juice and crack would (at least in a healthy manner)

Report the anime sodomite.

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>>74469626
>>74469633
>posting weebshit

Go full homo or go home.

_______ STREETS fill in the black

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>>74468629
Woodley
Allah
Kelley
Lando
Hunt

>>74469630
idk man I took medicine that made me gain 30kg (idk the pounds) in a bit over a year. Now I am 120kg (over 250lb) and my metabolism has shut down because I got old

I'm around 6'1 so I need to lose 30kg to be healthy again

>>74469636
>not gay posting sometimes
You some sort of poof mate?

Also is it me or are the capatchas getting a bit fucking weird? What does google want from me?

>>74469626
>>74469633
reminder to filter these flags

Lads I'm so fucking excited. Saturday is all I can think about.

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>it's an anime ruins everything again episode

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>>74468629
Thompson
Furga El Cuck
Evans
Teymur
Hunt

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>>74468629
Woodley - 4th round TKO/KO
Khabib - Decision
Overeem - 2nd Round TKO
Rashad - TKO Round 2
Teymur - Decision

>>74469626
stop posting anime or i will wrestlefuck you to a dominant 50-45 unanimous decision

>>74469647
Why is Diaz such a crusty gross old cunt?

>>74469642
You're the biggest drama queen on /heem/

Fucking retards, you NEVER need an excuse to post anime on 4chan.

3rd time asking this desu

Does anyone have the rashad bomb that killed Chuck Liddels career?

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>>74469659
Anime is HARAM

>>74469641

not being rude just genuinely curious, but would your metabolism violate the second law of thermodynamics?

sure it can slow down especially as you get older, but if you are burning more than you are taking in... ??? its impossible to not lose weight if you are at a deficit.

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>>74469659
Take this bro.

Useful sometimes

>>74469662
Wait one minute

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>>74469665
One second man

>>74469662
I'm pretty sure that Hentai was deemed Halal. There was something on it in /asean/ once upon a time

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>>74469661

I know this isn't the one you are looking for, but heres a goodie

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>>74468629
Woodley
Nurmagomedov
Evans
Vannata
Hunt

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>>74469661

somebody probably has the proper webm somewhere

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>>74469661

>>74469684

jesus christ

did that break his jaw?

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I can't wait to rub Khabib's victory in y'all Cuckuy picking fags faces.
March 5 can't come quick enough.

>>74469665
I used to be, idk, kinda weird man. Like legit not at all sane but have a lot of heart or whatever. Last time I got a bit heavy (pretty mild) I stopped eating and was eating a steak every 3 days and was doing wing tsun some nights and then once boxing then a kickboxing lesson for 3 hours. (big fucking mistake because the boxing made my foot sweaty then being barefoot and wet tore the bottom of my foot apart) Now the outcome of that was that I lost either 7 or 9 kilos in a week.

I don't have the heart to do that anymore man and even if I did the resulting skin from doing that for 30kg would be gross.

So idk I feel very sad but idk what to do. "standard"dieting seems soul destroying and I can't just do what I used to do. But my mate said he might be keen to learn judo with me and he's a good fella so I'll actually be comfy doing that. So result I guess

/blog

(sorry lads)

>>74469687

what does that even mean

>>74469686
No, but he losy bowel control and soiled himself, not meming

>>74469675
Its exactly the one I'm looking for... Just from the other side is better and maybe a second earlier start?

>>74469684
Bro tier

>>74469686
In a way. gave him a glass jaw

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>>74468629
Woodley
Nurmagomedov
Kelly
Teymur
Overeem

>>74469692
We get fights on the day after cause muh war treaties

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>>74468629

Wondermemes
Kebab
Dad
Spicy Banana
Overroid

>>74469684
i spy nate marquardt

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>>74469687
You sounded pretty on the fence about it?

What does it feel like to get knocked out

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>>74469633
>What fucking realm are you living in? Fight is on Sunday mate
It's Saturday night, Sunday only begins after you go to bed.

>gay posting was a mistake.
This website does things to you.

>>74469636
But it's fun!

>>74469654
Coward, you're afraid of standing up with me!

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>>74469715
>This website does things to you.
Being the bitch in your prison gay fantasy

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>>74469691

nah mate thats good and all you're obviously trying

I guess what I was getting at is, if you approach from it a purely numbers/physics standpoint, you have to lose weight.. you keep it simple and manageable overtime, there is no way you can't lose 30kg

stick a fat guy on an island and come pick him up in a 6 months and he loses weight EVERY time. no way he stays the same or only loses a little.

water = 0 calories, so there is your drink, and you'll learn to love it. people drink way more calories than they think.

then just eat 2 meals a day, one in the afternoon, and one before 8-9pm. easy. keep it simple. easy on the carbs, good amount of greens, but don't fucking starve yourself either. you're a big guy so find out your tdee and just figure out what a medium sized portion is for you and give yourself a realistic deficit.

and don't even have to do intense exercise. just go for long walks. or jog a couple miles every other day. just do something to get the heart rate going, you've done shit so you know how good it feels when you're done and sweating and feeling like the opposite of a fat piece of shit

you can do it brah. living life with regrets aint worth it, let your true self hiding underneath all that flab come out and shine

>>74469725
Yeah its rough man. Got broken a bit hey but you either die or get better

It money too though hey. Eating healthy can be hard in Aus, tend to be loose and just buy loads of freezer shit and eat wedges and that sort of thing rather than actually eat decently. Let myself go so hard its going to be such a long journey back.

But yeah beginning to fast and that sort of thing to get my discipline back is an issue. People don't always understand that the body adapts and you get weird cravings for weird shit>>74469715 looking at you anime poof.

But yeah its time to get on with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nCh8raSQQ&feature=youtu.be&t=736
Dom's picks for TW/WB and K/F

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Stipe is gonna tap again

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>>74469754
>not craving attention
Its like you leave the house or something

>>74469721
>>74469743
Stop bullying me.

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>>74469783
Why?

>>74469317
khabib getting the most camera-time again. his face looks sucked the fuck up compared to tony, freaking cutbabby

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>>74469754
I hope our natty god champ wins. Hope he HEEMs JDS this time.

*heems you*

*heems your boy that jumped in to help you*

>>74469797
*heemed so hard that limbs stay in exact position they were before the hit*

>>74469808
*bets against Habib*

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tyron vs gsp at 170 is the next "superfight".

>jacarefags
>maiafags

>>74469814
*heems you*

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>>74468629
Woodley
Ferguson
Evans
Teymur
Overmeme

>>74469814
Now this is going too far.

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>>74469789
Because I don't want to fight, let's just be friends.

>>74469808

*portions borscht*

>>74469818

GSP is going for the 2 meme belts

>>74469818
nah lad

dana is gonna make jacare and romero fight it out in a spicy blacksplosive banger

winner is gonna have insane momentum and hype going into the championship fight

presser when

>>74469830
If 5 round Jac 100%

>Khabib 1.0 threw a 180lbs gorilla Trujillo all over the octogon for 3 rounds just cause he wanted to have fun
>People think he's gonna gas
Lmao you're in for a treat

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>>74468811

Banana looked completely unfazed, Teymur was awkwardly trying to talk shit

kek, teymur shook, rip bby

>>74469834
oh i've got your presser right here

*kesa gatames you until you pass out*

>>74469830
>jewme wont go for meme two belt title with tyron and gsp
>implying conor won't hold up the mw division

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>>74469626

>Brazilian weebs

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>>74469861
Where have we seen this dynamic before?

>>74469871
it's cute. CUTE!

>>74469864
>kesa gatames
gif please

Do you actually BJJ?

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Dana shook af.

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>>74469871

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>>74469013

is she qt? I'm not sure

She's at least a bit qt

>>74469889

Dana was either on a lot of coke or has been sober for a few weeks.

anybody else notice how theres no brazilians on the main card?

>>74469897
She's getting decisioned by the superior wrestler and losers aren't qt.

>>74469903
Two Australians, though.

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>>74468629
Woodley
Kabeeb
Evans
Vannata
Hunt

>>74469903

Dana said, no more pulling out.

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anybody know if early weighins are 8 or 9am?
2am in Vegas now so 6 or 7 bongs fml

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>>74468629
Twood
Ferg
Evans
Lando
Hunt

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>>74469899
fuck off to /soc/ or reddit you fucking dumb cunt

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>>74469906
>ian mccall